Toni and Ryan - Bootleg Maggie Beer

Episode Date: July 21, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony. Hi! We are calling Jacqueline, who works in finance, and I would say she lives in the mecca of finance, which is... Collins Strait. Wall Strait! Gunnedah, New South Wales. Collins Strait, Wall Strait. Yeah, it's all close hello jackie speaking jackie good how are you how's the money going today you're buying high and selling low what's going on

wow i have no idea what you just said don't you work in finance i thought you worked in finance I have no idea what you just said. Don't you work in finance? I thought you worked in finance. Oh, yeah, but no, I mean, there was just so many words. Jackie, keep up, sweetheart. The market's awake. Yeah, you'll never survive. I was trying to make coffee.

Come on. What are you doing? The Duck Jones is fucking. You'll never survive in the Hang Seng with that kind of slow skill. Wow. You've got to be a bull. You've got to be a wolf, Jackie. What are you doing?

Only when I'm debt collecting, guys. That's when the horns come out. Debt collecting. Oh, the horns come out. Oh, my God. Don't get on Jackie's bad side. She'll fucking... Tag all your stuff.

Who is the most famous person after yourself, Jackie, to come from Gunnedah? Well, I've only been here two years, so technically I don't come from Gunnedah. Yeah, you just come from Gunnedah. Sorry, Jackie. It's okay. I'm just a fake country girl.

Oh, I know one of them. You can spot them from a mile away, Jackie, I knew. Yeah, well, she knows nothing about finance and nothing about the town she's from. Is Jackie even real? You know what I'm saying? I think this is a front and a fraud. I cannot confirm nor deny.

Are you on a list, Jackie? What list? Like Burn After Eating, that film. That's not a good film. Isn't it? No. I'll let George know. Yeah.

I'll tweet him. I haven't seen it. Yeah. Oh, Jackie, what have you done? Jackie, will you approve today's podcast? I would love to. If that is your real name. Hey, it's Jackie from Gunnitah and I approve this podcast.

All right, coming up today, Tony and I have tried to take on the ways of Gen Z. Tried to fit in. And it has backfired spectacularly. Hugely. Yeah. Monstrositously. Yep, fuck Gen Z. Fuck them right off.

We tried to be like you. We didn't like it. Yeah. Speaking of generational chat, I feel feel like our parents generation were a bit tighter with the cash than perhaps we were you know how there's the whole like oh going out like going out for breakfast oh saying that to our parents is like the biggest luxury like what are you a millionaire going out for breakfast make buying a coffee yeah we used to go out for breakfast twice a year and it was like on my mum's birthday and on Mother's Day. Yep. Because that was like she loved going out for breakfast.

To Dome? Yeah, we did go to Dome a bit. There was also, did you in Fremantle, the East Shed Markets? Yeah. So we'd go to the East Shed Markets, we'd have brekkie because they would do like a fucking mean Eggs Benedict and a M of chino that was a cup or a mug fucking mug it up dog it's mom's birthday yeah yeah that was a bit of

mom thanks yes yeah burn the milk please she fucking hates herself um so we'd do that and then like a wander around the market but that was like a big thing and we'd like get dressed up oh it's a big day like you know it would be like a big you'd wear like a big thing and we'd like get dressed up. Oh, it's a big day. You know, it would be like a big moment. You'd wear like a real cute outfit like to go out in Fremantle and whatever. In today's episode thread, I pose the question, what did your parents make you do to save money? Because I feel like going out for breakfast was this big grand occasion but now for us yuppies.

Oh, I know. Look at these, you know, coffees, just living the dream. It's also like we really, Tobs and I like going out for breakfast on the weekend because it kind of like breaks up the thing and we'll take Pippa with us and stuff. It's nice and it's fine. Yeah, and it's also now, I don't know if it was back then, but it's the cheapest meal to go out for.

Oh, yeah. Like going out for eggs is much cheaper than going out for lunch or dinner. Yeah, although breakfast isn't cheap some places though. It's not cheap, but it's the cheapest. Like going out for eggs is much cheaper than going out for lunch or dinner. Although breakfast isn't cheap some places though. It's not cheap, but it's the cheapest. One of the things I'll do when Bridget cooks a beautiful meal, I'll go, oh, they'll charge you $57 for that. Oh, God, you are a dad.

That's a real dad thing to say, isn't it? They would, yeah. Because we both over the weekend, Tony, had steak sandwiches. Coincident chat's coming later in the week. This isn't it. Yeah. But we both had steak sandwiches over the weekend, Tony, had steak sandwiches. Coincident chat's coming later in the week. This isn't it. Yeah. But we both had steak sandwiches over the weekend. We did.

And you can't even put a price on how much that would have cost in a restaurant. Well, you can. It was $57. Or a bistro. Yeah. You know? We had steak sliced up. Bridget made a homemade salsa verde. Cooked her own ciabattas.

Yeah. $57. Yeah. Fuck. That was really good. Dalas. Yeah. $57. Yeah. Fuck, that was really good. Dalton. Hi, Dalton. In my local movie theatre when I was growing up, they had a free refill.

Refill? Refill. Yeah, you feel them. You do that at the cinema? Yeah, it hunk my breast. Well, it was Ellie's mum. Sorry, Dalton. You get a free refill if you buy a large popcorn.

So you buy a large popcorn and when you finish the popcorn, you can like duck back out to the candy bar and they'll refill it for you. The popcorn? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was the drink because I need more drink. I don't need more popcorn. I need more drink. Maybe that's where they get you because you've eaten two huge things

of popcorn. Then you've got to buy eight bottles of fucking water. Yeah. They used a hole puncher to like click a hole in the top of the popcorn box so they'd know you'd had your refill. Oh, right. So you can't just keep going back. You get one refill. Yep. So back in the day, mum got us children to ransack all the bins looking for popcorn boxes to see if there were any unclipped

ones. Because some people don't need double popcorn. No. Because you always get to the end of the movie and you've still got popcorn left, which is crazy. Yeah, I never eat it all. Richard and I have never had popcorn during a movie because it's gone during the trailers. No, I never eat it all.

So people like you would throw it out. Yeah. And because also a movie theatre bin isn't that gross. No, it's not fucked like that. Do you know what I mean? Like it's popcorn boxes and that's about it. A couple of Maltesers wrappers. Yeah, like it's not like.

Slimy Subway sandwiches with mayo stinking them face up. So you kind of go, yeah, fuck, fuck. And Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has only just come out, so they're all fresh boxes. If we went for a full raid, says Dalton. A full raid? We'd usually get 10 to 12 unclipped boxes. We never paid for popcorn my entire childhood.

That's amazing. I fucking fully respect the hustle. Huge. Out the front, they should flip them and go, yeah, three bucks, we'll give you this. They charge you six bucks in there. Take this for three. You get no refill because they'll clip it, but that's okay.

Half price, baby. Everyone's a winner. That's a bit of all right. As an adult, you go, fuck, that was's okay. Half price, baby. Everyone's a winner. That's a bit of all right. Yeah. As an adult, you go, fuck, that was so demeaning from mum. But now that I'm a real grown-up, I'm like, oh, no. I'd ask my kids. If I had kids, I would definitely be like, yeah.

Go sniff them out. Yes, exactly. Pippa gets like free water and treats like wherever she goes and I'm like, oh, paying for herself. So I got my car washed at a car wash. Shocker. Well, wash. A shocker. Well, it was a shocker to my mum. What did they do? Because my mum said to me.

They fucking see you coming as well. It costs a fortune. Yeah. But this thing, it's like it comes with a coffee and there's like a little cafe bit. So you get a coffee. And I had some like work. Because you've got like time to kill.

Like it takes a while. Well, the way I justified it to myself i've got work to do i can do it there anyway it's almost like a two birds one stone totally yeah and a bit of quiet time to yourself yeah you know you're sitting in the cafe and you're just doing your thing so i go there and then mum says the next day oh geez car looks good and i went yeah i took it to the the she goes ryan jonathan dunn she actually i can imagine that ryan that's exactly what it She goes, Ryan Jonathan Dunn. I can imagine the, Ryan? That's exactly what it sounded like.

Yeah, that's what her voice sounds like. And she said, I didn't raise you to throw away money like that. Well, Mandy, on your knees, sway heart, and you wash it in the driveway. You get scrubbed. Where's your chamois, doll? Yeah. Oh. And I said, this is my justification. Yeah. Oh. And I said, this is my justification. Yeah.

It was during work time and maybe the work I was doing is like covering the cost of the wash. Yeah, you're like, if I get paid X dollars an hour. I'm doing what I do best. They're doing what they're doing best. Like everyone's a winner here and I get a coffee and got some work done. Yeah. So how about you get off my case, mum? No, I like that.

But she goes, I didn't raise you to waste and throw away money like that. What's she doing with the Merc? She washes it. At home? Yeah. She does have a little driveway. That car that we stole. Yeah, we did steal that car.

We heisted it for a whole week. Yeah, it was sick and didn't wash it when we took it back. We did not wash it. And you said, where's the chamois doll? She'd be like, just over there near the bucket. Fuck. Yeah, so she gets it. So she was disgusted that I took my car to a car wash

and I felt really bad about it for later in the day. Oh, no. But like you're paying someone who is a – like you're paying someone to do their job. That's their business. I don't want to say – You're keeping the fucking economy up. I don't want to say I'm personally keeping this economy going.

I would. I would say that. Whenever people are like, do you know Ryan? I'll be like, oh, well, our economy, prop. Yeah, Ryan, economy, John. Our pillar of the community is what I'm always saying about you. The place on Porter Street, Fitzsimmons Lane, they hire about 87,000 people down there. It's amazing. I don't know where you're talking about. Oh, there's a big roundabout in Templestowe. And there's a big one on the corner. I reckon there's a ruse going on there as well.

Is it a hand wash one? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, but there's always like Porsches and fancy cars parked out the front and I reckon it's the owner, but I reckon that's a part of it because people drive past and go, ooh. Oh, people are trusting their Porsche there. My Yaris will be fine.

They say they're coming. Yeah, but I will say that gets me because I'm like, oh, well, I'm not going to take my Audi any old place. But if Porsche owners are going there, I'll do it. But I get got. So now let me give you some backstory about my mum and her being really fucking cheap. Yeah.

I don't think in my whole life at home I've ever printed something that wasn't a clean piece of paper. It's always on the back of something else. A bit of scrap. Yeah, yeah. So mum's a school teacher. She's often like printing out the curriculum or like reports and like, you know,

correcting stuff. Yeah. And so anytime I've printed something at mum's, it's the report put back into the printer turned up the other way. Oh mum. I mean, you've got to be savvy and think of the trees. So I didn't have, she doesn't give a fuck about the trees, mate. She's got her eyes on the bottom dollar.

Don't you worry about that. It can be a twofer. Things can be both. So I haven't had a printer for years because who fucking would? But then I had to hand in an assignment. How dare you say who fucking would? No, I'm pro printer, but people don't have printers. Don't assume I've got a printer.

I've got a printer at home. I've got a printer at work. I'm print positive. Yeah, you're a print positive person. I think that's mum's ruse to make me visit her because anytime when I'm going to Young Grey Vox, I have to go to her place to print the tickets. They're on your phone.

I sent them to you on your phone. Yeah, but I always get nervous about digital things and we'll get to that coming up. Yeah, fair actually. We will get to that coming up before you get on your IELTS, mate. Yeah, no, I've heard it. I've heard it. And then one time I need to print like a report assignment thing

I've written for uni. And I go, if I email this, can you print it out? No, I'll come pick it up. And I hand in this thing to Melbourne Business School, getting an MBA at Melbourne University. With the year one curriculum from Templestowe Primary School on the back. No, she's ripped the fucking PDF of some bitch's cookbook. Heaven forbid she pays for the cookbook.

She just like Googles the cookbook and writes PDF and prints it at home like a bootleg Maggie beer, like country roasting Maggie beer. And that's on the back of my assignment. Oh, it was obviously a recipe she didn't like. She goes, oh, I won't make that poached pear thing. Oh, you can have that. No, once she's poached the pears, you put it back in the printer. And then so I think she's out of black ink and has been for years.

So it comes out in like. Printed in cyan. No, it's cyan like the murky. It's like a browny, pinky, purpley kind of wash. No, that's just running out of toner. Okay. Well, we're tone deaf at mum's house because we're out. Tone deaf. And so I had to hand in Maggie Beer's poached pear tone deaf.

Printing paper. Yeah, which also, you know, in brackets featuring Ryan's assignment. So if you hand that in upside down, they go, what does poaching pears have to do with being a pillar of the community? Yeah. Maybe that's why I didn't get good marks on that one. Yeah, because they read that and then on the back they went, what's this shit?

What strategy should Coca-Cola use going forward, blah, blah, blah. Well, so you heat the oven to. Massage the butter into the flour. Finally, Amanda, who's a tarpa. Hi, Amanda. Amanda's dad tried to save money when they were younger by saving water and the household message was if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down we had a sign that said that on the toilet door nah not a fan the only time i'll leave a wee in the toilet

is if it's like night time and i don't want to wake anyone up. Yeah. But then in the morning when I go to wee again, I'll like, you know, take care of it. How often do you piss in? I drink so much water and you know that. Yeah. You know that. Yeah. But I'm always weeing.

But, yeah, so I'll normally do one in the middle of the night because it's like. That's where you got to go outside with the dog. So that's where I get my one away. But I'm just going inside to the toilet. Hey, it's Jackie from Gunnedah and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. This week, we're going live.

Huge, huge, huge. Friday night, depending on where you are in the world. Saturday morning, TBD on the time. No one actually knows. A few of the champion tapas who will hopefully be joining us. Lynn McClellan, good on you, Lynn. Thanks, Lynn. Laura Suarez.

Thanks, Suarez. What? It just wasn't a nickname. We just said her last name again. You know how some people's last names are so sick on their own, you don't need to adjust them. Doesn't Suarez sound a little bit like when we were talking the other week about axolotls? Yeah. Oh, Suarez axolotl.

It also sounds like a dress code. Oh, yeah. Dress Suarez. Yeah, that's beautiful. April M, good on you, April. Oh, yeah. Dress Suarez. Yeah, that's beautiful. April M. Good on you, April. Thanks, Em. Danny Thompson. Tomo.

Rach. Rachie. And Tony Gallant. Gallanny. Gallanis. Tony Drew. Guys, we learned this a few weeks ago, but Gen Zs don't have wallets. They don't have wallets.

Gen Zs don't use wallets. Don't use wallets. Gen Zs judge people who carry wallets. Judge people who carry wallets. Judge people who carry wallets. Now, we talked about this. We posted it online. It gets like a million views because it turns out we've hit a sticking point between generations. Well, because I think the big millennial like calling card at the moment

is like trying to be a Gen Z but not trying too hard. Yeah. And boy, did we fuck that up. Well, we went into the know-all. I was a late convert to pay id or pay apple pay um whatever the fuck it is and i haven't no who fucking cares sorry i'm on your i'm on your team yeah let's stick together yeah yeah so i haven't seen my wallet in months because i use my phone now and who knows and so we're like you know what maybe some gen z things are

a bit fucked but maybe this one's a winner. We're reducing the stuff we need to carry around. It's convenient. We don't like admin. All good. And because Victoria just introduced the digital license. The state in which we live. We were like, oh, my God, this means that we can now like really not have

because before we were just like didn't have a license on us. Yeah. But now you've got like a license on your phone. So it's all good. All on your phone, all digital, no problems. Yeah. No problems. No problems at all.

Problems, no. None. No, no problemo. And my boyfriend Torbs the other day was like, oh, so like we're going out. Like what do you like? Do you need me to grab anything for you? I was like, no, I got my phone. And he was like, what?

What? My boyfriend's a millennial. Are you dating a millennial, you fucking loser? And he was just like, no offense, sweetie. Love you so much. That's not really Tony energy. He's like, what if you lose your phone? And I was like, if I've lost my phone, the last of my worries is that I don't have my license.

What if you do lose your phone? But like. If you lost your phone, just put her in the ocean. Well, do you know what I mean? Like if I've lost my phone, like that's it anyway, isn't it? Yeah, it's all over. Yeah. Like, so I just think like if that's going wrong,

then more things are wrong. So the other day, Tony and I are out of town, go to a hotel. Yeah. I go to check in. Yep. Sweet. Can I see your license? No.

Sure can't. What did you call me? No, I can't. And so then I had to. Actually, sorry, I'm just going to pause right there. But she said, can you get it? Yeah. Like, she's like, can you get your license?

I'm like, we're checking in at a hotel. If our home was close close we would stay there i tell you what's all right what a crazy question this isn't part of our brouhaha about wallets but it's always funny when we check into a hotel and they go oh there seems to be a mistake there's two rooms and we go yeah um i'm actually not hitting that yeah we're not married and they go oh so they go all right so we'll change it to one room we go no no no the two rooms and they go, oh. So they go, all right. So we'll change it to one room. We go, no, no, no, the two rooms. And they go, so there's two rooms booked under Tony Lodge. So Tony Lodge and Tony checks in and they go,

and are you also Tony Lodge? I'm like, no, we just booked on the same booking. Every time. And they go, cool. So Tony, and I go, my name's Ryan. And they go, yeah, great. So Tony, can you show me your job? And I go, my name's not Tony.

Every fucking time. Every time. So anyway, they go, well, if you're not Tony, then show me your ID. And I go, well, if you're not Tony, then show me your ID. And I go, well, I can't. Yeah. So I am a guy not on the booking who doesn't have ID trying to book in. Why would you have to prove who you are if you're not even on the booking?

Just look at my license twice. Well, that's what they end up doing. And they start calling me Tony again, which is confusing at first, but good when it comes to who ordered the room service because I just signed Tony's name. Yeah, Tony. Tony did that. That was all her.

She's gone crazy on that minibar. Yeah, she ordered two meals every night because I'd ordered one and you'd ordered one. And what a brouhaha it was. And I ended up. This might be the most millennial thing ever. I pulled up a photo of my driver's license. From his Dropbox. From my Dropbox app on my phone.

It wasn't even Google Drive. It was Dropbox. Dropbox is fine, isn't it? I don't know. I don't know. She accepted it, though. She shouldn't have. No, she shouldn't have.

I don't think. But, Tony, I believe your car was getting serviced the other day. It has been serviced every second day for the last three months. Don't get her started. Don't get her started. Don't get her started. My car's fucked and we aren't talking about it. But so. We aren't talking about it.

Okay. So you went to pick up the like replacement car. Well, so they go, oh, it'll be four hours. And this is on the Monday. They're like, it'll be four hours. Like literally you can come pick it up. Savo. Okay.

Never heard back from him on the Tuesday. I'm like, I wonder what's going on with my car. And cause they said, do you want a loan car? And I was like, not for four hours. What a waste of time. Like I'm just going to go to work and then come back here. And then they call me on the Tuesday. They're like, it's going to be probably a couple more days.

Do you want a loan car? And I'm like, I actually, i will take a car like i'm gonna need one for the next few days and he goes look i've got one in stock right now like how soon could you be here and i was like i can be there in the next half now he's like great see you then um james drives me there and i get there and he goes oh do you have your license and i went yeah yeah like digital license on my phone. He goes, oh, nah. And I went, sorry? What?

And he was like, nah, I can't accept a digital license. I was like, it's legal. It's legal tender. Like you have to accept it. The state of Victoria is now doing digital licenses. They've endorsed this. Like this is a real thing. He's like, the system won't accept it.

We're upgrading our system so that we can accept it. That sounds like your system's problem. And I was like, look, I'll do the old RJD, the old Ryan John Dunn. Yeah, do you wheel it out of the Dropbox? I go, I've got a photo of my license. Can I show you that? He goes, no, I need the card. No, you don't. I was like, what?

You're just going to take a photocopy of it anyway. Exactly. I've already got that on my phone. I've beaten the middleman. And then he goes, look, is your wallet at home? is someone at home can we like uber career it here like so that you don't have to go anywhere i was like some uber driver's gonna break into my house no he said is there someone at home yes to steal my wallet that can put it into the hello thief it's tony um why don't you clear the cash out of the front can we go are you sure it's tony do you have

your license yeah can you prove it's you um and then you put the license on? And we go, are you sure it's Tony? Do you have your license on you? Yeah, can you prove it's you? And then I was like, no. And they go, we'll Uber you back to home. And then back here, I was like, I don't have time for that. Like, got to go back to work. And he was like, yeah, sorry. And I was like, so what?

And he goes, yeah, I can't give you the car. And then Tony had to walk down the Eastern Freeway back to our workplace. Yeah, so we slept on the street while we were out of town and I don't have a car and I had to walk from Doncaster back to Preston. Yeah, so my question is how are Gen Zs getting around? Because there's- They're full of shit. Yeah, well, honestly, how are they surviving?

I don't need a wallet. Well, you don't when you live at home with your parents, do you? Yeah, because you're not trying to check into a hotel or get hotel get a loan car yeah so when you grow up into the real world like fucking real adult millennials fucked you get your card out any what's the oldest gen z because don't you have seven because don't you have to be 25 to hire a car i've never had that problem it's not a video show but tony has just given the bird to the camera. Yeah, I did. But I feel like they felt that. I just, it was. Grow up, Gen Z.

You don't know what it's like in the real world. And I'm walking in there like a little teeny bopper. Oh, yeah, well, I've got my license and my phone. And they go, well, we don't accept. Well, obviously not. And I was like, oh, it was like rejection therapy. I was like, but I have it. And they're like, well, no, you don't.

Did you get the vibe that the Audi dealership dealt with a lot of gen z's or is it more like an old white man in his 50s bingo who's downgraded from a lexus downgraded from no i got a small you know the lex i'd imagine lexus oh sorry i said the wrong thing j Jiminy crickets. Where does Lexus stock stack up in the- I don't know. I meant from like a sedan, you know, like an old classic- Yeah, like downsize the size of the car, not the tier. Not the ego level. Yeah, tier.

Yeah. No, there are definitely a lot of people that have definitely got a wallet and definitely got a physical license. Oh, you know what they might also have, the kind of people at an Audi dealership that we're talking about, is the wallet attached to the phone. They might have that, the folder. Yeah, the folder.

The folder. Your mum's got that. Yeah, she does. She does. It's purple as well. It's real sweet. Yeah, and it's not a phone, it's an iPad. Is that it?

Oh, far out. All right. Well, anyway, that will be the last time we embrace innovation. Yeah, actually, and we're going backwards now. We've got five wallets. I've got eight copies of my license on me at all times now. I've got a wholesome cart. I've got a wholesome cart.

I've got a love to see to hear from Jenny Brown. Oh, hey, Jenny Brown. After burning my life. Jenny? The microwave Jenny. Oh, Jenny, Jenny. After burning my life. Jenny? The microwave Jenny. Oh, Jenny, Jenny. After burning my life to the ground, I've just celebrated 10 years of sobriety and five years of a new marriage.

Oh, Jenny, Jenny. Isn't that huge? Microwave Jenny. That's massive. That is huge. Yeah. Fuck, 10 years. That's enormous.

That is, I'm like, take my breathless. It's been four seconds since Tony's sobriety. Apparently, my God. But that is a huge effort. So congratulations. Ten years and five in marriage. And a new marriage. So it's kind of like, yeah, I've started again.

New chapter, feeling good, feeling fresh, new partner that's supportive of me. That's awesome, Jenny. Congratulations. Thanks for sharing that with us. That's really cool. Love to see it. I've got a love to see here from Amoke who says. You're okay, honey?

Yeah, I'm okay. I lead a team of amazing people who I absolutely love and we're team I in our business. I guess it's like big groups of people. And so we call each other the Iguanas. I've decided that in the last few minutes of our weekly team meeting, we're going to do our version of You Love to See It. It's a great workplace game. Yeah.

MOK says that the team have like now in Slack, if someone posts a little achievement like, oh, finally finished this thing, they'll reply with You Love to See It. And they turned MOK into like a big gif, a big orange gif of you love to see it. It's like a photo of them that like flashes up and says you love to see it across the bottom. That's sick. I just think that's so, so cool.

Yep. I love those little things in a team that, you know, like the little kudos or whatever. And it just keeps you going and you go, I know it doesn't really. It's like when I message you on a Monday and say good morning, angels, even though it's just to you. I do like that though. Yeah. Yeah. Just to freshen up for the week.

Do that on the weekend as well. Do I? Yeah, like it's like your greeting. I love it. Okay. It's real silly. All right. And because I know, obviously, the background was so good.

But I love to see that. Thank you so much for sharing that with us. It's fucking awesome. I do love to see that. Tomorrow on the show, confessions are back. These are top confessions. And actually, you know what? I'm just going to let you enjoy the rest of your day.

Oh, I appreciate that actually. I've got to take my wallet to get serviced. We'll chat soon. Love you. Bye.