Toni and Ryan - Brené Brown vs Cristiano Ronaldo

Episode Date: February 23, 2026

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Cristiano Ronaldo. We want to take him down. Do we want to take him down? I don't think you've ever seen him. Tony's nearly fast away. Really fast away. Hi, I'm Elise from Brisbane, Australia. I'm Dominique from Union, New Jersey, USA.

I'm Brandon from McKinney, Texas. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author, bestselling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan. And huge news for the podcast. Yeah. After celebrating one of Tony's compatriots, a fellow doctor, Dr. Bray Brown.

And don't we love her? She now follows Tony on Instagram. She does. So whenever you read Brunei Brown's next book, you just know that she's been inspired by... She was thinking about the Tony and Ron podcast, I reckon. Well, I think that she's like... Should I double check? It wasn't just an accident.

Maybe she did it. Like, you know when sometimes you accidentally follow someone when you're scrolling reels? Then you go, oh, fuck. Yeah. I'll just double check that she still does. Because it popped up. But then I was like, oh, maybe. Is there a specific reel that brought her in, you know?

I don't know. Just the general vibe. Yeah, followers, Prunay Brown. What? It's so weird. How many people that she follow? Okay, she's got, how many followers do you think Brunay Brown has? 2.4 million.

5.2 million. What the, yeah. And relative to that, how many people do you think that she follows? 714. Oh, 1,500. That's still low, though. So does that mean you're in the top 1,500 leading minds in this world? Leading ladies.

Just me and Huberman Lab, mate. You and Huberman, Oprah. Do you want to hear who else she follows? So she follows me. She follows Taylor Swift. Yep. One of the same. Crazy.

Maybe she thought it was Taylor Swift when she was watching you. Oh, it's just an accident. She followed me by accident. She follows New York Times cooking. She follows Scott Galloway. She follows Caller Daddy, of course. Gloria Steinem. Rhett?

Like, Rhett and Link, Red? Not Link. Link hasn't come up yet, no. Yeah, neither is Tony. She follows Sesame Street. Wow, God. She follows that pretty grown-up stuff. Diane Keaton?

Oh, rest in peace. Nice of her to not unfollow Diane Keaton after she passed away. we stand on that. Is that like, is that, you're going to follow a dead guy around, you know what I mean? I think you continue following because you've had to make a really like concerted effort to go,

well, I guess I'd just unfollow them now that they're dead. What if you only subscribe to five newsletters on substack and one of them dies? You're going to waste one of those five? Well, my thought is, because you're not getting a thing,

you're not going to be reminded. So you have to go to a lot of effort to like unsubscribe. Yeah. But on Instagram, you've got like the least interacted with that like comes up. Because like I do a cull and I'm like, oh, I don't want to follow this person anymore and it shows you like your least interacted in the last 30 days. I've done a cull not too long ago. And the reason was because I was just not getting served any of the stuff that I like,

you know how underneath least interacted. It says most, most shown in feed. And I'm like, well, yeah, they're the only 30 people I've ever seen. I never see. And because I will, if I'm scrolling on reels or whatever, and I follow some like random chef or like someone who's doing a real cool like, what's it called? Like renovation of their house and it's real colourful. I like follow them. And then I never see their content.

Yeah. And they're like, thanks, mate. See ya. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, well, I want to see that. So then I'll maybe fuck off like a random brand I've been following that I just see their stuff all the time. I had to fuck off a bunch because I hit my limit. I can't follow any more accounts.

Is there a limit? 7,500. That feels low Don't you think How many Instagram accounts Are there do you reckon Obviously Charles is going to Google it But three billion

What's the most How many on the planet? What's the most followed person Would that be a billion? No, I think it's like Lionel Messi or Ronaldo Has like 360 million I think it was Selena Gomez for a bit Yeah I reckon she was around that

Three hunch, yeah 300 millions a lot. Does anyone have a billion followers? Well, he's got the most and it's 300 something. Yeah. Renato has the most at 670 million. Whoa, 670. Apparently YouTube has the most, our Instagram has the most at 698, but 670.

We're not doing that. We don't do that here. We're too old for that. We are too old for that. Like once it reaches us, it's over. We were playing pickleball the other day and it was six all and everyone just goes. Charles, how many Instagram is this? Hang on.

haven't gotten to guess. So he's got 670 million. I reckon a billion. I reckon 2.2. According to business of apps, there's approximately 2.35 to 3 billion monthly active users. Fuck, that's good from you. That was, yeah, you were bang on. That's crazy.

That's a lot of people, eh? And how many podcast listeners do we have? That's crazy. Room for growth. Yeah, room for growth. Room for growth. We want to take him down. No.

No. Cristiano Ronaldo. Do we want to take him down? Not like physically, but like... Oh, but like... You get your hands on him. He's a good specimen. I don't think you've ever seen him.

What does he do? Is he cricket? No, F1. No, no, no. Soccer. Soccer. Does he still play soccer? Yeah.

Oh, he does. Fuck, he must have been playing for a long time. Yeah. I think Google annual salary, Christiano Ronaldo. Hang on, Tony, guess. He still plays soccer. Yeah, but he's like past his peak.

Well, he's, yeah, it's been a long time. Yearly salary, a million dollars? Charles, bring it up. It's estimated 280 million US dollars, $431 million AUD. Cling to Fox Sports. Four hundred and thirty, Tony's nearly past away. Really fast away.

431 Australian I just look like I went into orbit Yeah million Australian dollars per year What? 4 what? And 31 million Australian dollars per year

And we can't even go and look at a house You know what I mean? Yeah We got turned away at the driveway in our scoda Don't Tony would have got in Nah Yeah

My dirty old Audi Nah Um That is not human That is not real dollars per year. And is that now, like, lower than it would have been when he was playing? No, I think that's top.

He's, because he signed with, like, a team in the Middle East and they gave him ownership of the team. Oh, so he'd be making, like, business money as well as. Yeah. Yeah, right. But how's he not done himself an injury? That's amazing. Like, to still be going.

Yeah. He must be a good Nick. Yeah, and hence the Instagram. Yeah. Oh, is it thirst traps, the Instagram. A little bit. Oh, hot. Nice.

Yeah. Good for him. Let's see. Show me Cristiano Ronaldo. How old is he? Google that. Scroll down. I want to see a rig.

Sorry, the last thing just Google was Dr. Evil. 41. 1985. Go back to the game. He's only two years older than you. I know. Well, he's older than me and still playing. Keeps going.

He wears a lot of Gucci. Ryan follows him. Do you? Whoa, shit. Is that his body? Fucking hell. He would not get an espresso from Dom, do you know what I mean?

I do not think that he is in his wedge window. Holy moly. Is he like Mazd? He's got kids and stuff? Yeah, married. It's like being the same girl the whole time. Oh, that's a little papa. Oh.

Oh, that's so, oh my, he seems like a lovely young man, doesn't he? He's married, mate. No, but he just seems like a good guy. Yeah. Like, you know, of all the people that could earn $400 million a year, I'm glad he's one of them. So true. I'm proud of him. Yep.

I didn't know who he was five minutes ago. I thought he played cricket. Confessions. These are top confessions. Great. Submit your confessions. Ryan.com.com.A.U. Now, I reckon this is funny.

Okay. Confession. I'm a teacher of deaf students and I fart out aloud all the time. Oh, you've got to. You've got to. No fake cough. No tactical walk to the door. I just let it rain full volume and the sound echoes off the walls like a dolphin call.

Oh. Did we know I could do that? I think you are the Christiana Rinaldo of dolphin calls. There's one coming. I can hear it swimming down the driveway. Is that what they sound like when they come, is it? All right. This is a dolphin coming.

All right. I'm going to do it. This is a dolphin coming. Yeah, but the dolphin is from the same town that Michael Kane is. No, too hard. Too hard. Okay. We're pushing the boat out quite literally with that. Miss away.

Tony has nearly fallen off the back of her chair. She's fallen off the front of the chair. Nearly went off the side of it as well. well we don't even need to hear the dolphin coming now because I can't beat that that's that's good stuff that's good stuff oh god it just comes in all different forms don't it so after the sound of the dolphin call there's no immediate response yep but then the smell arrives and the chaos begins kids start side iron each other and go on they're pointing someone's getting blamed, someone's getting framed, but I just stand there straight face watching the whole

thing unfold. This is my confession. Okay. I, so a bit of backstory here, I think I might have shared this on the pub before, but my grandma, so my mum's mom was blind. Right. She was blind my mum's whole life. Um, and so people used to fart and she used to go, who was that? Yeah, so she didn't quite get away with that. I don't think she understood. Um, but my mom, because when she was a kid, Um, she was just like, what if she's lying? Like my mom thought that my grandma, Molly, God rest her fucking soul, just backed it in. Beautiful old bitch was like, oh, what if she's, what if she's not telling the truth?

So they would like be talking to her and then they would go like, and see if she would flinch. Like my, and my mom was like, we would do it. My mom all the time. That is so fucked up. And she's like, and so if we were like, did she ever? No, I don't think. Like, I think she was blind.

poor old slut like and my like she was the most beautiful i never knew her she passed away before i well she died from cancer but um runs in the family like eye cancer everyone eye cancer no she had cervical cancer oh so like you know she just got hit with the stick a couple of times but so i never knew her but she was just the most beautiful woman and like just a gorgeous gorgeous soul and my mom was like but i didn't quite believe that she was like like that she was like blind. And so, and she, my mom was a bit of a bad girl. Like, so she used to like smoke down, like, behind the school at recess and stuff. And she, and because she grew up in Melbourne, she was like, oh, we would like pretend we were going to school and then we'd catch the train

into the city and like smoke in the city and then catch the train back. And that would be the coolest thing ever. Yeah. And pretend like we'd been at school all day. And I was like, oh, how good. Like, your mom was blind. So you could literally just like not put on your uniform. She's like, no, because we thought that maybe she was lying. And, and, and, and, and, you could, and, And so we would put our uniform on the same way that you would do if your mom could see. And then like get changed at the train station. Is it true that people that are down a sense, the other senses are heightened? Yeah.

And could you imagine the smell? Oh, yeah. Oh, how was school today? You weren't smoking, were you? Yeah, you weren't punching darts all day, Liz, were you? Yeah, because it fucking smells like it. But so where I'm going with this is that like I would be too scared to risk it just in case. What if one of those kids is?

long about being deaf and they're hearing my farts. I miss, did you just fucking... Did you just drop your guts? Drop your guts. Oh my God. Miss, have you just laid a soul for a head? Miss, have you just ripped a fatty out your ass off? Ripped a fatty.

I don't know. Just trying to think of the grossest way I can say fart. Dropped your guts is probably already there. Sorry, I need to go back a few. There's a lot to unpack. So much. Yeah, please. Like, we're past the dolphin, but do you know what I mean?

Molly? Molly, yeah. M-O-L-L-I-E. And I was supposed to be called Molly. My mom wanted to call me after her mom, but my dad didn't like it. So now I'm Tony, which is basically child abuse. Yeah. Like, how unfair?

I'm supposed to be this hot, cool girl called Molly, but instead Tony. Molly Lodge. Yeah. Fuck, that's a good name. I think it's great. Then everyone would be marpers. Oh, yeah. Or ramps.

Ryan and Molly podcast. Our little rampies. That sounds awful. It does. I heard it after I said it. Yeah, let's move on. So when Molly's on her deathbed, God rest her soul. Bless her.

But is that the like... Mom, you've got one last chance. Were you actually blind? Yeah. Like... Yeah. I won't be upset. But just tell me.

Yeah. Like, you're about to go. She probably, mom probably did ask her. Because I think they had a pretty cheeky relationship. Same as mum and I did. Okay. Do? I don't know.

Past chat? I don't know. It's sad. Did? Do? Like, we still have... No, I guess we don't have it. We've gone from dolphins to death.

Because they're cheek. There's the episode total. Oh, for clickbait purposes, we'll be going Christiana Ronaldo. Oh, yeah. Cristiano Ronaldo the cricket player. Oh, him. If they had a quirky relationship, Even if she was blind, do you reckon you'd just go,

yeah, I could see the whole time? And then just die. We don't do pranks. And we've got prank chat coming and I don't know. I've got a question. Question. A question. Rinalda.

What's one thing you would say on your deathbed for a lull? Like something like that. All the money's buried in. That's good. I like that. I think I like pranks. No. You won't like pranks when I'm about to tell you.

Okay. Yeah. But I think, yeah, I think the fart is all fair, but I wouldn't risk it just because I'd be like, what if they can hear me drop my guts? The title of today's episode is Cristiano Ronaldo drops his guts. Hi, I'm Elise from Brisbane, Australia.

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Misty and Mrs. Smith. Just a reminder that you are invited to Tony's Hens party. We're getting married. It is in May on the 19th, Tuesday night at Troxie, which is a beautiful theatre in London in the UK. In bloody London. Tickets are on sale right now. they're a hot ticket so don't what do they say don't wait run don't walk thank you now they say

that and we go to which website uh tony's hensparty dot co dot uk there you go good luck don't miss out charles just looks so panicked every time we ask you to do the website what's website what's website um it's not um that won't get you very far now just joking charles sorry for lashing out that's right I'm excited about the hens party though. You've had a sip of water. I've had some water now. Am I going to need a drink like how we... I have been mixed up in a prank war that I did not give my consent to be part of.

Pranks are occurring and I'm being roused up and I don't like it. So a little bit of backstory is that Torbs and I have lived in our house now for like two years, I think. Yep. And just after we live on like a pretty quiet street, but there's like a bit of foot traffic and stuff. And just after we moved in, we like got, people tried to break in like three separate times.

And we were like, okay, this is a bit random. So we were like, okay, we're going to get a ring doorbell. We're going to make sure we kind of have some security and whatever. And because my sister had also not long moved into the area, because it had happened.

She was really worried. And I was like, look, I really recommend you get a ring doorbell because like then at least we had some footage. We knew what had happened and we could kind of like let the police know and stuff. And we were really rattled. We were really scared.

And you know when you're kind of like, oh, we've got to go into like overdrive of like what security have we got. Anyway. And so we did that and Libby got a ring doorbell for like her front thing, like front gate or whatever. Anyway. So it is like early Feb now, mid-Feb or something. and since school's gone back, so my sister lives on a pretty quiet street, there's like a bus stop down the end,

and they live like in the burbs. There's heaps of school buses and stuff. Every day since school went back, this punk-ass little bitch kid has rung their doorbell every day walking home from school. Like, so not like he was walking close in the census, sort of like physically. Pressing and like pressing at a heap of times.

And so they've got like they have a dog. They've got. Yeah. And he's quite young. Like he's still like under one or just over one or something. So like puppy vibes. And so every time that goes off, the dog is like, holy fuck. Yeah.

And so every day at three fucking 30, this little punk is ring this fucking doorbell. And I obviously. feel somewhat responsible because I'm like, you've got to get the doorbell. So have they got footage of this punk? Yeah. Can they like beep him or like these damn go, hey, mate, can you fuck off?

Well, so because it kind of happens and there's like a micro, not a delay, but like, because he kind of does it and then fucking runs off with his fucking little friends. So he runs it. So he knows what he's doing. And so every day this is happening. And I guess like, we're not a prank family. Like, we don't do that.

We don't do that at work. I don't do that in my, like, that's not for us. Do you, you know how sometimes out the front there's like, no junk mail please or like neighborhood watch or something? Don't be a little. Or is there a sign out the front saying we don't do pranks here? And just let people know. Set the standard for everybody.

We don't do. They go, okay, I won't fuck around with your doorbell then because you've told me you don't do pranks. I'm going to respect it. But they don't have that sign up. They don't have that sign up. That's what happens. Or maybe this kid can't read. It should spend longer at school.

It's so this little punk, right? So I guess what I'm asking is because we don't do pranks, what do you think we should do? I think it'd be wrong to not egg him. Okay, so your solution is like hide. What time? Because it's about 3.30 every day. Give or take five or 10 minutes.

Like school knocks off around 3.30 and then they'll wander up. gets off the bus or walks back from the school or whatever. I reckon as someone who has done damage at your sister's house before. Yes. Smashed a whole bottle of wine back. A whole bottle of wine. A through wine over the back, fenced didn't realize the neighbour was there.

I'm familiar with the surroundings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think like that little side bit. Yeah. That's where we're perched. Locked and fucking loaded. I take back the eggs, water pistols. Water pistols good?

Yeah. Because it's kind of low stakes. especially when it's not full of piss. Yeah, it's not going to be full of piss. I just think, like, because this is so not my... You are competitive, though. So we talked about this the other day. You are not, you are competitive.

And this guy has literally stepped foot on your family's turf, and I don't think you like that. And I don't think you should like that. And I think you want to get in there and go, you know what? Thank you. This isn't a prank war. I'm not doing a funny prank for the internet. I'm defending my family's turfs.

Yeah, my honour. You've drawn first blood with this bell ringing. Yep. And I don't like it. This is the thing is that I just get roused up. And this is just really piercing me off. I've got one. Yes.

Smear a little bit of dog poo on the doorbell. So he comes and pushes it and goes, oh. Sinky fingers. That's what everyone will call him. Little poo hands. Poo hands. Yeah, I like that. I like that.

But because like... An electric shot? That's where I'm at. What? Like he pushed the button and goes, well, you won't fucking beep again, will he?

Fuck, I'm jeez just really getting up. No, how many G forces can you pump through a 13 year old before they actually get permanent damage? No, we can't do damage.

No, because one time I, like, was being a bit silly, trying to, like, plug some stuff in at home. Yeah. And I got jolted.

But it was like, no permanent damage, but it was enough to teach me not to fuck around. Yeah. And so I think he needs one of those ones. Charles, what's our limit? Charles, you're about the same age.

What would scare you off? No, Charles is an electronics guy too. Yeah. Yeah, like, I reckon just like a little shock. Like, it's not like a, it won't do any life damaging stuff. But it'll teach him. Yeah. So here's where I'm kind of my.

Does he look like he can fight? No. Okay. He's a little punk. Yeah. Here's where I'm at because you know how like, if you react, does that kind of, they know that you've, they've gotten a rise out of. and then they just keep doing it because they think it's funny or whatever.

Or like, how do you respond in a way that doesn't encourage them to just keep doing? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I understand the question and I have the answer. Oh, what is it? Because you're a dad. Maybe you know the best way to deal with this. Oh, it's not a parenting thing. Oh, not a parenting thing.

So you, you know the term like tit for tat? Yes. Well, it's like, I need to do a bit and then I'll do a bit back and then he'll get the Yeah. You need to strike once and firmly and finally. As in like when you, when, because he'll go, oh, now I know who I'm fucking with and that's not for me. Because if you kind of like, tickle him back, then he'll be like, oh, it's a game.

It's a game. See, this is what I want to avoid because I was talking to Libby and I was like, you can't do just enough so that he like, knows he's getting a rise out of you. force. I think... Mouse trap on the ring doorbell. So he goes to ring and it goes, mip! An electric mouse trap with a bit of dog poo.

Had some chili powder. Is that what you said before? No, but I'm into that. Oh, maybe that. I just thought about that. Yeah, not even close. Did I say anything like it? Chemical warfare on this little kid.

So he gets zapped, falls to the ground. And then... No, no. And then in shock, he goes, is that shit on my head? And he ain't coming back because he goes, No. So he gets... I'm dealing with fucking pros here.

He gets the little shop, right? Yeah. And then he's on the ground and his friend goes, oh, did you shit yourself? Yeah. Sounds like shit. Little poo fingers. Little poo hands.

Yeah. Stinky McGee. All right. Should we go to Sava? Should we do that? Who's got a poo in them? Charles... Always.

I was about to say. Charles can handle electronics. I can handle one of the other things. What should I do? The water pistol. Yeah. Oh, I forgot about that bit. I love the water pistol.

The water pistol is quite good because I think... No, but you don't... Water is low stakes. No, but if it's only a water pistol, then it's a game. That's too fun. I reckon if we squirreting with the water pistol whilst he's being electrocuted, that's like... No, water plus electricity, that's the classic combo, don't mix. Yeah, no, yeah.

No. I'm so pumped for that. I'm so pumped for us. So what I think is that we need to win I back a little bit from execution. No, no, he'll be right. And more... He'll be up. But he'll know.

What type of ring doorbell does she have? Because this could be really easy depending on the one she has. Okay. Well, I'm not going to give you that information. Because you know where she lives as well. You'll just rig it up without us knowing. And then she'll go to drive the car out the front. He'll be on the ground.

She'll go, oh, just hit yourself. Now, as someone who's never, like, been to war myself. Me either. It's all new territory. I would have assumed that before a big battle or like when the Australians turned up to Gallipoli in the boats or whatever, there's like a, there'd be that moment where it's like, fuck, like. Are we doing this?

This is pretty full on. This is intense. Like, I've got to keep focused and just try to not think about the consequence. I am genuinely excited to see this kid go down this afternoon. This has brought something out of me. Maybe that's what to be missing in my life. This has really brought out a twinkle in your eye that I wasn't expecting. And same with you, Charles.

Even Danny over there's like, yeah, what are we going to do? Because it's a bit cheeky. It's a bit clever, but then it's a bit patriotic. Like, you're preserving my family. Thank you. Our family. We are one. Yeah.

We are many. And from all the poos on doorbells we come, we share our dreams. Can we live stream the ring doorbell footage so people can watch this in real time at 3.47. We don't want to docks Libby. Oh, she'll be fine She's moving She's moving to get away from this punk ass little bitch I think we could put her address

In the episode description Because when people learn what happens When you fuck with Tony's sister You know what I mean? Your street's gonna be full of tarpers Couldn't be more safe Whatever you're I would love it if someone has one of those

Like car horns Like car horns that goes like Go go go go go go Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go And then when this kid rings the doorbell They just do that hell loud and make him poo his own little pants.

His little elasticated shorts. We could hook that up to the ring doorbell so after the shock that noise comes out. That's fun. Just to rub it in. And then we jump out of the bush with the water pistols and we go,

Suckups! How do we feel about like tuna oil in the... Like you know the grease oil in the tuna tin? Yeah. That's in the water pistol. That is diabolical, mate. What are you, this has really horned you up. All right.

So everyone, wherever you are in the world, at 3.42 this afternoon. Local time. Whenever you look at your phone, take a screenshot at 3.42. Yep. And message it to us on Instagram and say, I know some kid just got it. Say, I'm ready. Ready. I'm ready.

I'm ready. That's a screenshot. I'm ready. 3.42. Ready. Water gun loaded. Ready. Electronics ready to zap.

Ready. Dog poo smear on fingers. Ready. So, you know, watch this space. Oh, my God. It's really just getting, it's the whole family's popular. I'm going to ask you this one time. Do you want to come with Charles and I this afternoon?

Because I don't want any like, oh, maybe not. Like, if you're coming with that, you've invited us to the battle. You've asked us. Hang on. You've asked us to defend your family. No, no. We have accepted the challenge. And what I'm saying is, are you going to let us do our jobs now?

Or are you going to get in the way? But I didn't ask you to come. Are you going to let us? Or is it better if you don't come with us? I think it's better. And you can just watch on the doorbell. With everyone else. Yeah, I'll just do the last screen.

Do it and go in a different car and you've got the camera in the car, like filming out the windows. Like I could say in punk. Like, you know how he's in the little van with the setup? Yeah, okay. I could just, what if I'm wearing one of the bush suits from the Super Bowl? Yep. And I'm across the road. And I'm, you know, nonchalon.

No, no, no. You know, what about that? Oh, I love that. Because no one knew that they were people. Question. Question. Ah, ah, ah, question. Cristiano Ronaldo.

There's like three or four hundred of those bushes, right? Yeah, heaps, eh? Do you see them on that big bus? Yeah, but like, are they on it? Like, who's, you know, what happened to them? To the suits? Yeah. Do you reckon everyone kept theirs?

I would. Oh. It would have gone back to, like, the costume department. But there's no, who else is... What's the future use for? That's something, there's no next party next week where we need 400 bushes. I reckon, what I'm saying is... We'll have 400 tarpas lined up down my sister's straight.

Oh, wouldn't that just fucking... Imagine that. Artillery. Like, down the... He walks and goes, oh, they got a new plan. That's interesting. Let me just go push the doorbell. Yeah, and then turns around.

He gets piss on him. Pts, psal hundred tarpers lined up all pissing at the same time. Fuck, I'm so gassed up. 342 the side. afternoon. Ready. That's what we just need ready. That's a screenshot.

That's not a gun. That's ready. Oh. Yeah. And I thought you were like holding the water pistol. Nah, that's ready. Screenshot,

342. I was so fucking ready. Yeah. Tony will be in the area. I'm not going to be there. Yeah. I don't want you going. I don't like when you begin in the head space,

we need to like commit. No, that's true. I might get Libby out of the house also. What a shit day to be a little fucking punk. Little punk bitch. and he just has this fucking face on him too. Like when he's doing it, he's just like,

yeah, in the thing. I'm just like, oh, you're just a little fucking punk. Now, let me, this is my love to see it, by the way. The prank? Nah, so this is an awful version of a kid. But my love to see it is the good version. Now, Charles, can you bring this video up? So this guy's kind of, this, like, teenagers like shooting hoops in his driveway,

but he's by himself and he was kind of looking a bit down. And like, you know, and so this UPS driver, pulls up and he's like well I'm not going to let that kid just like play on his own I'm going to make it fucking rain play the play the thing so he this guy pulls up and he's like yo what up dog I'm open oh fuck yeah he has a shot kind of side then watch his kid and goes hey bro I've been driving deliveries all day hit me up fucking boom oh my son yes son and then he goes thanks for playing with me bro appreciate it and they're just like little bros now and I'll tell you there's two types of people in this world there's good delivery

drivers and there's the ones that work for Australia Post. So true. And when I saw that UPS truck pull up, I thought, yeah. We're moving to America. This guy's a good motherfucker. Maybe not. Maybe not. Pros.

That guy. Downside. I have also got to you love to see it. This is from Lara, she's a 30-year-old from Sydney. She's a tapa. She sent this store on Patreon. And we've been chatting a bit recently. And she said, I wanted to share my story to help raise awareness for plasma

the donation. I live with a rare autoimmune disease. It affects fewer than one in a million people worldwide. What are the chances of that? Probably like one in a million. After a lot of treatments that didn't work. Nah, is that not how it? Is that not what the odds are? Is that it? Yeah. After a lot of treatments that didn't work, immunoglobulin treatment is the one that has. It's helping control my disease and quite simply keep me alive. Crazy. Isn't that so insane? I need it once a month indefinitely and each treatment takes around eight hours. Every time I sit in the chair, I'm reminded that plasma donors, people who don't even know me, are giving me a chance to live. Each IVIG treatment requires plasma from thousands of donors. Because people donate plasma,

I get to live my life. I've just come back from my honeymoon in Hawaii, snorkeling, watching the sunset, seeing volcanoes erupt and just like having a great time. And I now have the energy to take my dog for walks and go swimming. Um, so, Lara says if you're able to donate plasma, please know it truly changes lives, mine included. That's crazy. And like, Charles donates blood and plasma fairly regularly. I do plasma more than blood because of like how much we travel, you can't donate blood depending like what countries you go to be.

You can always donate plasma. Oh, wow. And I know that at the end of last year, we kind of talked a little bit about donating blood and then obviously after the tragedy that happened in Bondi, it was like booked out to donate blood. you could not donate, you couldn't get an appointment. Which was an amazing showing from people all around Australia just like were desperate to do something really tangible and help.

So if you are in a position to donate plasma, donate blood, I mean, all of us tapas, we've got to get our hands bit dirty and donate some blood. So we have been chatting with Lifeblood Red Cross, and I think we're going to work with them later in the year. But in the meantime, though, you can always donate blood. You can always donate plasma. So if you're in a position to do it, I know it's a bit scary if you're not good with needles and stuff,

but get on and do it because it really, like, look at Lara. Like, we've got one more tarpa thanks to people that don't like blood. Thank you to everyone that's keeping Lara alive. So, like, genuinely, you know, we're going to war about a doorbell, but there are other things. Not as important, Lara, but other things. Hey, Lara, if you're the driver of the second biggest cause to come out of today's episode, that's still pretty good.

Yeah. I wonder if Lara will be with artillery with us. I was going to say now that she's got the energy to walk the dog. She will come down with her piss-filled water piss door. I bet. We use her dog for the poop. Yes. So let us know if Louis needs to go for a toilet.

We'll need some poo. Yep. How's Louis feeling about 3.42? You let it. 340 poop. But Lara, thank you for sharing that. And thanks to all the tapas that so generously give blood. Love you.

Love to see it. Chat's you tomorrow. Love you. Bye.