Toni and Ryan - BYO Frozen Nuggets

Episode Date: June 11, 2025

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Hello, we're Tony and Ryan. This is the Tony and Ryan podcast. We never start an episode without an approver. Yep. Kayleigh is in Kent. What do you call me? And Kayleigh, what do you do for work, first of all? So I used to be a medical secretary in plastic surgery. And so what happened when you were dealing with customers who were getting plastic surgery? What did you notice happening?

My South London accent completely changed and I turned slightly posh, not too posh, but I don't have that cockney accent anymore. So like when people go overseas and they get the accent, but she just got the rich person accent. Oh, what's the rich person accent like in Australia? Do you think? Um, oh, Brighton.

Brighton. I've walked all the Brighton. Yes. Um, so Kayleigh, cause you're an expert on UK accents. When, when Tony does her UK voices do you feel like oh my god it's like my friend from down the road or like think about how you answer this Kylie I love Tony so much I can't say anything bad about her her accents are amazing but you're Scottish Tony oh my, spot on. Oh, thank you, Kaylee. Oh no, fuck, you've set her off.

Now this is gonna be a long day in the office. Oh, would you like to bloody approve this podcast, Kaylee? I absolutely will. Oh, bloody good on you. Let's have a sausage. You've actually moved three towns since. Hey. You're acting like a real Kent.

That's a laugh though. Hi, I'm Kaylee from Kent in the UK and I approve this podcast. I don't know how today's show is going to go because before we've even started. And despite the fact that it's early in go because before we've even started and despite the fact that it's early in the morning, we've barely had breakfast, Tony's just said, who wants ribs for lunch? And I don't know if that's the kind of chaos that I'm prepared to walk into today.

Is that like the crazy day that when you get ribs, that's a crazy day? That's a crazy day. That's a crazy day. But hey, we're getting locked up, mate. We deserve it. We got to, you know how in Survivor they bulk up? Because they know they're going to lose weight when they get out of the mine. I've actually been preparing for this.

For 38 years. I've been in a bulking phase all this time. I just have to keep it such a good secret. Do we want to order now because they'll have to heat up the smoker? So we can eat in two days. I've watched a video about barbecue and now I'm like full tilt into barbecue. now because they'll have to heat up the smoker. So we can eat in two days. I've watched a video about barbecue and now I'm like full tilt like into barbecue.

Shout out to Andy Cooks, the YouTuber. Yeah, and Big Dawns in Perth. It turns out that I truly am a Perth girl because all of a sudden, She's smoking meats. My whole personality is smoking meats. You are a Perth girl. You try to get away from it, but you are a Perth girl.

You can take the girl out of Perth, but you can't take Perth out of the girl. You can't take the barbecue out of Lodge. And if you tried, good luck. Do you, whether it's this house or a future house, could you... Three, two, one, pizza oven. So you know how we're talking about barbecues and meat smokers? Yeah. That was a clue.

Pizza oven. I'd love a Gosney. No, you know what I'd like even more? The big built-in wood fired, like the, you know, like the big one look like pregnant belly. Yeah. I was at Harvey Norman the other day. Why?

Because like did they have a 50% off sale all now? They did. They would have. They always do. Well, in thrilling chat, we went and got a new vacuum cleaner the other week. What did you go for? What the fuck?

You got a new vacuum cleaner and you didn't talk to me about it. I'll save the goal for tomorrow's show. Have we not done vacuum cleaner chat on the show? What the, why didn't you tell us about your vacuum cleaner? What the fuck is up? Kyle, step the fuck up. Let me put Ryan and family

have invested in a new vacuum cleaner. That's huge. Yeah, but anyway, we went to Harvey Norman to have a look at some, but to get to the vacuums, you have to walk through the outdoor kitchen bit. That sucks. Oh no, I could have spent all day there looking, oh vacuums.

Vacuum joke. Yeah. Sorry. Oh yeah, the outdoor stuff, that'll get ya. But like, when they've got like the, you know, the built-in barbecue, the outdoor fridge, the sink and the pizza oven, oh you've got half of that stuff. I have all of that except for pizza oven.

That's one that I reckon at the end of that bed is your place. Thanks for loving my house. I do love your house. Who found it online? You did. Thank you. I could love your house. I found, who found it online? You did. Thank you. I could see Torbz on a Sunday. I love Torbz on a Sunday.

In a hot as fuck, like man apron. Smoking it up, laying it down. And the apron says like, kiss the chef. Yeah. Classic. And like, he goes, I just gotta put another layer of glaze on.

Yeah, just gotta go check me mates. Yeah. I could see you guys both doing that. Because you guys are both from Perth. Yes, we are both from Perth. I just also think that there's a bit of a moment about a barbecue. I don't know if I could do the whole smoking meat thing,

because it takes days. Oh, but if you got a Weber, there's like in between bits. You don't have to go the full 48. You can do the like up on a Sunday, like a slow roast. Like pop your ribs in. Yeah, I think I could be on that. So you do it when you get up on Sunday, then you have like a late lunch, you know? Yeah, or that's your dinner, isn't it?

I could make a- How many devices you got going off over there? Sorry, everything just fucking popped off. I don't know what's happening. If you're listening live, stop messaging Tony. Stop messaging me. But you know what I'd like about that? Hop in the kitchen, make a little mac and cheese.

Oh, fucking. That fucking touched me. I could eat mac and cheese for every meal. The same. Like hands fucking down. The only thing about the gluten and the dairy is that it's both of the things I don't like. Nah, cancels each other out.

Oh! Yeah, so if you had one, if you just had the Mac or you just had the cheese, obviously, danger town. Crazy. But the Mac and cheese, beep beep beep, fine. Science. I've just checked on my doctor's certificate. So when Bridget was pregnant, and if anyone wants to share like any weird phases you went

through food wise when you were pregnant, please. Because me and Bridge had Mac and cheese three meals. You said you'd have it for every meal. We did for probably two and a half weeks. She was like, I just need beige food. I need like- And a lot of it. I just want mac and cheese for every meal.

So I'd just like go down to Cole's and it'd be like 20 packs of like home- Yeah. And like- Or you know how you can at Cole's, you can buy the big dish of it. Yeah. Like, so it's not easy mac. That would have been smart. Yes.

But like, and then it's not easy mac, which is like a bit shit. It's good on a random. Do you want to know what's depressing? Always. So I imagine a guy who's by himself at the supermarket. Buying 20 packets of mac and cheese. Of easy mac and cheese and a six pack of Carleton draft. Okay.

And the lady's like, oh, big night, mate. They go, okay, so you smoked weed today. Did you have some Cheerios? Yeah. And some Doritos. And some fucking raw frankfurt side of it. It was lots of shit. But if anyone had a work, like, and so I had,

that was a big three days, a big 20 days for me. But like, you wouldn't have hated it. I didn't hate eating it. I hated the outcome. Oh, because you literally were shitting yourself. But like you wouldn't have hated it. I didn't hate eating and I hated the outcome. Oh, because you literally were shitting yourself. Also it doesn't count. Well. Oh, bibbidi bibbidi bibbidi.

No. Breaking news. Yeah, great joke. It doesn't work. Turns out, maybe not. What I will say though, is that we spent our life savings on a little trip to Air One when we were in LA.

We did. And Ryan got gluten free, dairy free mac and cheese from the Air One. Is it dairy-free as well? Yeah. Yeah, it was like nut cheese. Oh, don't say that.

And then I had some of the ones after. It was my favorite meal. And now every time I think, every time I say a thing about Haley Bieber earning a billion dollars, all I'll think is her smoothie and nut cheese. That's all Charles thinks about all the time. No, you're allergic to nuts. Yeah. Not your side. think is her smoothie and nut cheese. That's all Charles thinks about all the time.

Nah, you're allergic to nuts. Not your side. Tony. Nah, sorry, reducted. But the thing is, is that, that was good. It was. For you. Thank you. See, I was teaching you a podcast the other day.

What? And it wasn't this one. Who, what's his name? Who is she? Who is she? How fucking dare you? I know talking about Erwan. Was it Hamish Nanny? No, it was not Hamish Nanny.

Who was it? What podcast was it? It was called, it was called the, it was just a podcast. He's fucking can't get his stories right. You sound offensive. Why are you getting so defensive? Is she prettier than me? The podcast was called The Cult of Erwan

was like the name of the episode. I don't know what the actual podcast was. Yes, you do. Check your app right now. You know it. You know what it was. Was she prettier than me, Charles? Was she hairier than Ryan? I doubt it. Pretty and manly.

Oh. I was meant to Google, but I don't know how to spell Irwin. Then I just said the cult of the earthworm. The podcast is called Sounds Like a Cult. The cult of the earthworm. That's what Google auto corrected. Do you know what that's reminded me of? Earthworm Jim.

Did you ever play that as a kid, that video game? No. Oh, fuck. That was such a fun game. Oh, they are good looking. Oh, no. That's who he's hanging out with. OK. I can't compete with that. who he's hanging out with. Okay.

Well, I can't compete with that, Charles. This is all I see. I don't see faces. There's no faces in the artwork. I've never even looked at it. You don't look at my face either, Charles. Yeah, but I bet. You just look at the back of my head, okay?

The three of- And you don't care about me at all. The three of these beautiful, stunning, intelligent women, you could hear that through the microphone. They oozed cool. Yeah. We don't. Well, anyway, they were saying that the worst thing at Irwan was the mac and cheese.

Well, I take back what I said about them being smart. They sound fucking dumb. Well, yeah, you'd have to be dumb to not agree with that revelation about the mac and cheese. I really like, what did I have? I had that sushi thing. That was nummies. And you also had half of my burrito.

Yep, cause you said I can't eat anymore if we're gonna go out for dinner. And then I was like, yeah, fair. And then we all went to bed. Yeah. Yeah. The one person who didn't order dinner had to then order dinner.

Oh yeah, Charles got a burger. Yeah, because he didn't overeat for an afternoon snack. Aren't you, but I didn't have any lunch. He goes, guys, if you eat too much now, you won't want dinner. And we're like, don't be silly, Charles. Yeah. But- And then I got mac and cheese and a burrito for an afternoon snack. I just, but I just haven't had much. He goes, guys, if you eat too much now, you won't want dinner. And we're like, don't be silly, Charles. Yeah. And then I got mac and cheese and a burrito

for an afternoon snack. Yeah, and then I- For myself to bed at 6 PM. It was good though. Worth it. That's the comfiest bed I've ever slept in my life. Let's do normal on us. Or should we save it?

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Fuck house. What have you got going on over there today? I was laughing at what you said. Yeah, I wouldn't have thought so. Great jumper by the way. Thank you. Did you buy that in NYC? I did, and you guys were both there.

Probably one of the better salesmen you'll ever meet. His name was Jamie Sholdall. Yep, he invited us to a party later that night. He goes, you guys want to come to a party? You have to bring your own drinks so we don't have a toilet. And I was like, well. Yeah. That is literally what he said.

And I said, well, I won't get my own drinks. Like that is the worst thing you could pitch to me. Yeah, that actually is the worst thing you could pitch to me. Here's a tip. If you see me this weekend, go, hey Ryan, when I come to a party, here's two things you need to guarantee. Drinks and a place where I can go to the bathroom.

And a toilet, yeah. And he goes, great, I hear that. And I'm gonna pitch you the opposite. I'm gonna, here's my counter offer. That was the way that you just just like live air check on that. The way that you just said, do you want to come to a party? You have to bring your own drinks and we don't have a toilet.

Might be the funniest thing you've ever said. I didn't say it though, Jamie did. No, but the way that you just retold that was so funny. The place is called Snow Milk and it is off Pier 16 in NYC. So if you're on your way to Old Mate's Pub. And they do individual pieces and this is piece 52218.

Cause I've already done this to be able to Lily who questioned the jumper earlier. You questioned this jumper? Do you know that they hand screen print all of them? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck her now. she doesn't respect that's the thing yeah okay um anyway Jamie she respects our credit card when it

breaches around though you know yeah she'll be getting ribs yeah you know what I'm saying she doesn't really like me doesn't she you know what I've seen. Sorry, redacted. Tony. No, redacted. I redact that little thing. All I can say is that after this episode, I'll be getting ribbed for my pleasure.

Do you know what I would love to eat? I think between what I just said and whatever you're saying. We need to take a break. We need to take a breath. Sorry. Fuck, we better do some content this episode. No, what are you talking about?

Yeah, go on. The McRib, I've never had one. Oh, mate, you've missed out. Mate, what was that? They don't, they take them- What was that, guys? Because it's a burger, they take the bone out and you can just hop right in.

But I would love to try that. Where's that at? The USA. It's like seasonal, right? Do they do it in Australia ever? Yeah, but rarely. But I think in the US it's like a permanent item. This is normal or nah? I would like a McRib. Okay. Murray Steven has a normal or nah. I don't want to call the baby Murray. Hi Murray. I watched The Joker on the way back from the US. The first one or the one with Lady Gaga in it? No, I don't watch your movies.

I watched the first one, but now every time I see the word Murray, I just have to say Murray. You know how many goes on the show? No, but I have seen it, but like when it first came out, I don't remember it at all. Well Murray's the host of the Tonight Show, I think.

Robert De Niro. Okay, well you need to watch that again. Do I? Yeah, it's a great movie. I feel like, no, you've seen it once, you've seen them all. Well, apparently not, because you can't remember a thing that happened. I really liked it. Yeah, but I've seen it.

I haven't watched Lady G one though, unfortunately, because I... You don't want to not like it. I don't want to not like it, exactly. Protect myself. I enjoyed the first one. Murray. Um. Oh!

From the Joker movie, Joaquin Scenics! That's Robert De Niro's character. Have you seen that? I know we're having fun, but this normal or no is so fucked, I think we actually need a like. Okay, all right now I'll lock in. Because this is going to send us as well, so we might as well start unsent. Great. You know what I mean? Yeah, scale down. Is it normal to take your own food to a restaurant and ask them to cook it? Or nah. Murray was out with a friend and the friend's new boyfriend who pulls out frozen chicken nuggets and chips at a restaurant. He said to us in the waiter that he was a fussy eater and it was just easier this way.

So he says to the waiter, ah, can you just cook this up for me? Yeah. You're right. I did need to be scaled down for that. What the fuck? Every like, I get like if you've got allergies, fussy eater, whatever, but like, wouldn't you just have a look at the menu beforehand and see if they had nuggets and chips on like a kid's menu or pick something else or fucking don't, but go somewhere else or eat on the

way or say I'll meet up with you later for a drink. Imagine you and you and Torbz and like I don't know why this would be the case, but I've got some new floozy on the go. Okay. Um, and we go on a double date. It's not just Bridget. Cause I want you to meet my new partner. What's her name?

Annabelle. Why'd you say that? Just think that that would be the name. If anyone- But you call her Bella, but like we don't get- No, no, we wouldn't. Well, that's what she prefers. No, that name's a bit triggering in our house.

Do you remember the- Yeah, I'll explain why. There was a bala that was on Married at First Sight. Oh no. And Bridget wasn't a fan of her, and I was like, yeah, I've- Do you remember that one? Yeah. Yeah, and she goes, of her and I was like yeah I've do you remember that one? Yeah yeah and she goes you and I go yeah and she goes her and I go yeah and she goes and so then Bridget's like oh so that means that like we've had a threesome in a way

I don't think she thinks like that oh but yeah when you just like throw the word baller out I was like any other name sweetheart oh sorry but what the point I'm trying to make is this person's gone with a friend with their new partner. Yeah. And you're kinda like not showing them off, but you're like, oh, I hope they like each other. And you're kinda like- Totally, well yeah, you wanna make a good impression.

And then the girl who's not named Bella- The non-Bella. Pulls some frozen nuggets out of her bag and goes, oh, g'day mate, can you just get the chef to cook these up for me? Can you imagine? Let's get you- So, right, we're at dinner.

Torbz and I, you and Bella, we're having this time and she's done that and we go, oh, I get it. When you're fussy, it's just easier. You know, like you kind of try and play along. You imagine the second the doors on that car close.

Yeah, you and Torbz. Wasn't she a fuckhead? You know? You gotta wait till you're in the car. So we should do this again soon. So good to see you guys. Oh, lovely. It's great to meet you, Bella. Honestly, Bella, I've heard such good stuff

and I just, I love you just like he does. Like honestly, amazing. Yes, I'll send you that slow cooker recipe. Yeah, we're doing ribs on the weekend. You have to come around and see our pizza oven. Shut the car door. What a bitch straight away no question so the waiter goes and goes well the waiter kind of goes well

let me check with the kitchen i get like the waiter just works there you know like he doesn't fucking hell so he goes checks with the kitchen and the waiter comes back and goes, uh, no, uh, we only have food that we've purchased going to the kitchen because we hold a very high standards of where we source our ingredients from. Like, you know, we've got protocols and stuff and we can't risk cross contamination. But, but the kitchen is willing, uh, to make you some hot chips and some nuggets from our own supplies,

but we just can't have outside stuff coming into the kitchen. So fair. So they've just got this fucking dripping wet bag on the carpet. So Murray says that at a pretty nice restaurant, that's a pretty nice compromise. Oh, 1000%. They don't have nuggets and chips on the menu, but they've gone, you know what? They are breeding a chicken breast. They don't have Ingham's out the back. Yeah. So they're doing their bit. And then the new floozy.

Annabelle. Yeah, who's a guy by the way. Oh, great. Anna boy. Goes, oh, I only like this brand. We're trying to help you. I only like this specific brand of nuggets, so no. We're trying to help you. I only like this specific brand of nuggets, so no.

Again, if you- Do you reckon they just ate them cold? Well, I mean, it's not real chicken in there anyway, isn't it? Murray says, my friend, who by the way, is an adventurous eater and the foodie of the group. Well, that would be a red flag for them, surely. They'd be like, oh, well that's not.

Didn't see him for much longer after that. Yeah. But also wouldn't you be like, Oh babe, does this shirt look good? And they go, yeah, I love it. And then you hear them kind of getting ready and what it, like you're in the house together and then you hear them digging around in your freezer

and you go, Oh, you're all right. Like what's up? And they go, yeah, just getting my nuggets to bring. Do you punch yourself in the face looking for an ice pack? What's going on there? Like, yeah, like did you burn yourself You make yourself a drink. Burn yourself on the hair straight?

No, I don't know. And then fucking- No, I'm just getting the Ingams out. Yeah. What? I, oh, nah. Yeah, I think if you've done your research before and they don't have it, then you pick somewhere else.

Or like, I get being a fussy eater or a fucking allergy or whatever, but like, well, you can't take your, then you pick somewhere else. Or like, I get being a fussy eater or a fucking allergy or whatever, but like, well, you can't take your frozen Ingams to the pub. Imagine, like, I don't know how these people met, but I'm assuming if it's on an app or whatever, one of the first like, oh, tell me about yourself. Oh, I'm a bit of a foodie.

Love to eat. And the other person goes, oh, I only eat these one brand of nuggets and that's all I eat. You kind of go, yeah, well, all the best, bro. Like good luck out there. Yeah. Putting fish in the sea but not chicken nuggets they are the well chicken yeah well that Jessica Simpson thing I don't know I know it's chicken but what kind of fish is it I haven't seen that nuggets of the sea alright finally that's crazy from Murray. Danny, this is, some people might

think this is crazy, but I'm, let me say in advance, I am this person. Is this our Danny? No, this is a Danny. Well no, any re-tarp is our Tarp. Oh sorry, yes. We are all as one. We're all Tarpers. I'm a Tarp. Same. Yeah. You look sad about that. No, I'm thinking about all of us. Yeah. I'm thinking about all of us. Yeah. And thinking about it, all of us went to the pub and went, would you mind popping these in your deep fryer? Like, what would the restaurant do?

Like I'm just- If a hundred of us swarmed the place with frozen nugs. Yeah, like we all went to a fucking pub or a restaurant and we all went, you don't mind, do you? Actually, here's a new idea. You know how I was going to buy that deep fryer during COVID? No, I've said no. Yeah, I know, and I haven't done it. But what if I do it now and all the

tapas can come around, BYO frozen nugs and you just tip them in? Yeah, that's a better idea. What if there's different brands swimming around in the oil though? Or is that like a mystery nug? But well, I guess not for Murray's friend. Well, he wouldn't have that. He'll get his own little Bay of Maria. Deep fryer. Yeah. Clubbed with the basket.

Yeah. Don't you be putting your nugs in my basket. Yeah, don't you put your bloody nugs in my basket. Don't you put your nugs in my basket. Oh yeah, I'm always saying that. Danny has a normal nap. Hi Danny. Is it normal to be a floor person?

My friend regularly comes around to see me decompressing on the floor and they tell me it's not normal. When I get home from a stressful day, says Dani, I like to lay on the floor. There's something about laying on the cold tiles that really just grounds me and brings me back. It's like an anxiety relief button to be horizontal on the ground. I also lay on the floor sometimes to watch TV or when I'm studying. It just sort of feels right sometimes. I love it. Is being a floor person normal or not? This is what Danny also says, I would like to point out that I grew up in a house with furniture.

I currently live in a house with furniture. It's about comfort, not about furniture availability. And that is a great caveat to this because it isn't about the furniture availability. I would not consider myself a floor person, but I think it is normal. And I don't hate it. As the youngest of four children,

I always had to sit on the floor. Really? Yes. What, so there's the three-seater couch and the three older siblings were like, oh. And they would get on, or if I went on there, they would just like kick me off. Like, and fair enough.

Like that's like, you know. And is it just because you can't fight back? Well, yeah, and then like. Just like Tony get out of the way and you're like, oh, it's fine. Yeah, but if I also, like that's like, you know. And it's just because you can't fight back. Well, yeah. And then like- Just like Tony get out of the way and you're like, oh, it's fine. Yeah, but if I also, if I was like, mom, they wasn't me still on the couch,

then they'd be like, don't tell mom. Like, you know? Oh. Like, so it was like a, yeah. I've been preparing for being detained for quite some time. But yeah. So at our place, we have like a very low coffee table,

like in front of the couch Yeah, and so after Mabel goes to bed, I'll like do a pot of tea. Maybe a little cookie. Yep a little something there and Then I'll bring the pot and the mugs and stuff and because just the height of the coffee table by default Bridget and I will end up just sitting on the floor and like using the couch as a backrest Yeah, we're kind of sitting around that, you know, we're making our pots of tea and having a cookie I like that using the cat as a backrest. But we're kind of sitting around the, we're making our pots of tea and having a cookie. And then when the fire's on,

and we have to get BJ out of the way, because he, as soon as the fire's on, that's him laying in front of the flames. But Bridget will sit with Bronn on the floor in front of the fire, and that's just like a cute little nook. So when I see a floor person, I go, Danny, mate, I get it. Yeah, I get it too.

I also think that, I think Danny mentioned that it's like as an anxiety thing, like after a long day, you kind of want to decompress. I think there's something about just sitting at a different level of the air. That does really help that. Now that sentence in isolation is gonna sound strange, but I get it.

You know what I mean, right? And I think everyone listening kind of goes, sounds weird, I get it. You need to be at a different level for a bit to like break yourself out of your life cycle of the day. I want to be more of a floor person. Should we try it now? Yeah, I'll sit on the floor.

Oh, I might have to kneel. Who's kneeling? You are at your best on your knees. I've got a love to see it here. My love to see it's this. My love to see it is actually a recommendation. I've been doing this the last few mornings on my way to work. Oh my god. What? Are we about to hear about your swimming? No. And don't say it like that. Tony's been swimming every day and we're all proud. But don't say like, we're about to hear about you swimming. That's so nasty. No, we just, we've, yep.

We're proud of you. It doesn't sound like it. No, we are. It's the year of being smug. And you've been very smug. Yeah, because I'm, oh, God forbid, a woman excel. I regret, I redact, I redact.

I can see. No, so in the morning, every day when I get in the car, I've been putting on the theme song from Austin Powers. You know that, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Yeah, I love it. It's called Soul Bossanova, it's by Quincy Jones.

And that's my recommendation, is that you listen to that in the car because it's like, it, it's very joyful. Do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do as to say that I'm on the same level as Austin Powers? Well, I don't know if I've posted this video yet, but we've tried to make the AI baby version of Tony Lodge using this app, and it just makes Tony look like a little Austin Powers. Yeah, it did.

It did absolutely do that. But yeah, that's my recommendation, because I've been listening to heaps of jazz lately, just because I need to listen to something. I'm just fucking over everything that I listen to. And I've been listening to that, and then I've to listen to something. I'm just like fucking over everything that I listen to. And I've been listening to that. And then I've been listening to like all this big band music and like lots of funk and stuff.

And then in the morning I've been putting that on and it just like really like hits your morning right. That is a great recommendation. Yeah. Sorry for talking about swimming. No, I love the swimming. Sorry. I won't bring it up ever again, wish I was dead.

Well, my love to see it is that I'm proud of seeing Tony Lodge go swimming every day. No, I fucking hate it. No, I won't bring it up ever again, wish I was dead. Well, my love to see it is that I'm proud of seeing Tony Lodge go swimming every day. No, fuck it! No, and the reason I was fucked off is because I was like, you've taken my love to see it. So I'll do another one that I may have had prepared. You're such a fucking bitch. I'm not redacting that.

I'm on the floor. She is. My love to see it, we're gonna go down the boulevard of blogs because Tarpas are starting the fucking blog and I've got a little boulevard of blogs. I love that. Can you give me some music to just like rattle through a few? Erin Louise has literally started the fucking blog. Erin is a criminology and psychology student and has started the vault of crime. Wordpress.com. Lots of interesting crime stories researched and written by Erin.

So well done. Rachel Margaret has taken the leap and started inquiring about concert photography with certain bands. Sick. I'll actually allow you to stop with the music because I feel like this is you. That's really cool.

So her first gig is tomorrow night. I'll tell you Thursday, tomorrow night. And it's with Ocean Sleeper. So she's like, message all these bands going, I want to get into photography. And Ocean Sleeper, Melbourne, Victorian band has just gone, yep, come on in. We'll give you the passes. You can come back state, whatever you do. So she's fucking doing the thing good on you. And finally, Max Jackson.

Hey, Max. Started writing a book 10 years ago. And I actually think we'll all understand this. So in his book he's created the whole universe for the book right? Totally. And he said stepping into that world was a way for him to escape his world. You know for he can go into this own world and he's making this big fantasy and I kind of went oh. And you're not thinking about your own shit when you're like being busy being creative. Yeah. Yeah your own shit when you're like, being busy, being creative. Yeah. Yeah. Finish the book, but after being rejected,

this is Max's words, after being rejected by an embarrassing amount of literally, I'm trying to say literary, and I'm saying literally. Literally. Well, how do you, you've written a book, what am I trying to say? Literary, yeah. After being rejected by an amount of,

Publishing houses. Publishing houses, because it didn't fit the mold. I said, fuck it and self published my own book. I even designed and created my own front cover. The land of the living by MV Jackson is available now. If you look that up. And a little pen name as well. I do like that. I like that.

I was like Max Jackson. Oh, what do we think his middle name is? Most valuable Jackson. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

I love to see it. I love to see it, that's awesome. Thank you for sharing your blog starting with us. Yeah, love that. And thank you for the backing music. And sorry for saying about your swimming eye. Hey, nah, that's okay. It's because I've only swum once this week and I'm jealous.

No. There I said it. No. There I said it. And that's actually okay. I don't do it to make anyone feel bad. I'm just celebrating me. And that's actually okay. I don't do it to make anyone feel bad. I'm just celebrating me. And that's actually, I'm not being a dick.

It's not about like, oh, you didn't swim today. I did. It's like, hey, I'm really pumped for myself. Would you say that's a direct quote, Charles? No, I just keep saying, oh, my hair's just so wet. She hasn't actually told us she went swimming. It's just that we can just tell. You can tell. It's the that we can just tell. You can tell it's the glow.

Charles has changed teams. You're lashing out. You need to go fuck and sit in the massage chair. I need to get ribbed. Yeah, that would help. Let's hit it. Love you so much. Light up the smokers.

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