Toni and Ryan - Camping and in the Bedroom

Episode Date: May 9, 2022

Things you can say while Camping and in the Bedroom - and reasons why you've been disowned by your hometown. Love ya!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Je ne peux pas parler. Salut Judith, c'est Tony et Ryan. Salut, bonjour. Bonsoir. Oh, c'est I'm sorry. I can't speak. Oh, hi, Judith. Well, it's Tony and Ryan. Hi, good morning. Good morning. Oh, it's early for you. I've been talking a lot of hours. It's early for you, isn't it, in Sweden? It's really early.

It's 4.29. Oh, 4.20, just please? Yes, I know. Well, do you approve this podcast? Yes, of course I do. Yay! But thank you so much for supporting us. Do you approve this podcast? Yes, of course I do. Yay! But thank you so much for supporting us.

How does someone in Sweden find a silly podcast from Melbourne, Australia? Well, I saw your reels on Instagram. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, this must be a podcast. But then it wasn't. And then, like, a few months later, I think, you started the podcast. You're an OG, Judith. An original. Yeah.

You've been around forever. Oh, well, welcome. You've liked the podcast longer than we've been making it. Yes. Hi, it's Judith from Sweden and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast, but we have a warning for you. Your own town could be about to disown you. Yep.

After we hear what Tony's got for us. Is that right? It could be. Could be? It could be. Are you scared of being disowned? I am, yeah. And everybody should be because I'm sure that everybody's done this and been worried that we're going to get a knock from the police.

Our town won't have a bar of that. Yep. See you later. We're not after that. Yep. All right, that's coming up shortly. But first, things you can say camping and also in the bedroom. And quick one, you were a camping family growing up, weren't you?

Yeah, we were. We went to Broome camping every year. Every year? Every July school holidays. Every single year. So would you go camping again or do you feel like you've done that? Because I feel like people are either into it or they're just like, nah. So we camped like in a caravan park. So it wasn't like camping in the bush for two weeks

or anything. I don't mind camping, but I like to be organised and I'm quite scared of the dark. That's not surprising. Yeah. And so the thought of camping actually kind of frightens me because like you're in're in, like, an unsecure, like if you were in a caravan park or, like, staying at a YMCA or something, it's fine. But, yeah, like just staying in the bush. Like I fucking, I've watched Wolf Creek.

Like I'm not into it. Like it actually really freaks me out, the thought of, like, staying in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. I'm more of an Airbnb girl. Okay, righto. You've changed. What about you?

You're not a camper. I used to camp the family like not with mum and stuff but with like my friends. We used to go camping with their family down in Wilson's Prom. Yeah. Beautiful down there. School camps, we literally camped a few times. Oh, yeah, I forgot about school camp. But I think for me a holiday,

and this sounds like me being the laziest piece of shit ever, just the ability, I would rather be in my own house on the couch watching a movie I want than like being dirty in a camp and sleeping on the floor. I have trouble sleeping so sometimes I want to get up in the night and go do something and I feel like I'm in a campsite, it's so quiet and I can't go anywhere or do anything. Yeah, you're like, you're there. Yeah.

And I like the idea of, you know, playing cards and sitting by the fire and stuff but, like, I could do that and then sleep in a house. Yeah, so Bridget and I. With a locked door. We'll play Monopoly and have a wine or something. Yeah. I'm all for that.

Yeah. But like you said, I then would happily go to a bed that's not on the ground, thanks. Yeah, thank you so much though. Yeah. Our like you said, I then would happily go to a bed that's not on the ground, thanks. Yeah, thank you so much though. Yeah. Our friends and I will often get a massive house and all chip in for the weekend. So it's like a six bedroom.

It's like a dorm. Kind of, yeah. And so we all chip in a bit of money. It ends up being real cheap because you're dividing it by 15 of you. But again, it's still a place with a roof. Yeah. Does that make me a bigot? Wrong word.

What's the word I'm after? I don't know. What me a bigot? Wrong word. What's the word I'm after? I don't know. What's a bigot? Bigot is like if you're like super homophobic and super racist and like. Oh. Yeah. I thought it was like bigot as in like I'm bigger and better than someone who would camp.

No. Not. I don't think that word exists. You come for the good chats and you stay for the pronunciation and definitions and using the right words. Is that what you said earlier? Things you can say camping and also in the bedroom. Mate, you can't say anything.

Having sex while camping is crazy. It's fucking intense. I was wondering who was going to say that one first. That's why I put it first. I was like, we're both going to have this. Oh, it looks wet. Probably should put a tarp down. Put a Tony and Ryan podcast down.

Oh, I hope we have travel insurance. Especially because of the strong breeze around here. Oh, yeah, it'll blow. Don't you worry. Tony, I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, would you please secure those flaps? you once, I've told you a thousand times, would you please secure those flaps? You can pound it in as hard as you

want, nothing can secure these flaps. It's weird getting it up in front of your family, isn't it? Depends on how close you are, really. No one should be that close with their family. I know you're adopted, mate, but still. Not blood related. I have a question.

It's really fucked. If you found out, right. The answer's already no. No, okay. Question. If you found out that Bridget was your long-lost sister. Why did you ask this? But you didn't grow up together, is that more weird than dating

like a stepsister who's not blood related but you grew up as siblings. The Bridget one is less weird because the problem with someone being. I mean, there's no good answer here, is there? But the thing about someone like being your, is that you grow up together and it's like, oh, you're my brother, you're my sister, like we love each other like in a family way. So my dad's remarried so I've got like step.

To his sister. No. So I've got step-sister. So his wife has got kids. Sorry, I jumped far too far into that. Zero to 100. Yeah. And so his new wife's children are like my step-brother and sister.

So they're not blood related. Not blood related. They wouldn't be anyway. Anyway, yeah. And then I didn't really grow up with them. But like, oh, no, they're like my brothers and sister. So they're not blood related. Not blood related. They wouldn't be anyway. Anyway, yeah. And then I didn't really grow up with them. But like, oh, no, they're like my brothers and sisters. Like you could never, like. Yeah.

Yeah, like. But you've known about them in the capacity of them being your brother and sister. But still I think with Bridget, if I found out Bridget was a long lost relative, it would probably just, you'd get the ick whether you thought it was right or wrong. It would just be like, nah, this is nah. I mean, we don't live in Florida.

Yeah, or Tasmania. That would be different. Alright, sorry. Please never ask me a question about that again. Why? Well, I've asked it once, don't need to ask again. Because like I said, there's no good when you're like, which one's worse? I'm like, they're both a zero. They're both worse. Yeah, they're both worse.

Hope you do have insurance. Hey, Tony. You'll be seeing stars tonight. Oh, because I'll be on my back. So you mean? Yeah. That'll do. It's your one and only position.

I do like it. So I've heard. And so is the rest of the campsite. She's right. She is fucking intense. She keeps saying, come back, come back. Oh, I can feel something digging in my back, actually. Sorry.

His name's Charles. There's someone else in here with us. Or is that the name of your tent peg? Shall I pass you my peg? You hang on. I'll end up with me anyway. I only need it for like five minutes. And then you can have it back.

Oh, no, this is soaking wet. Mmm. No? Yeah, no. Okay. No, that's fine. No, it was yes. Like two yes.

Oh, two yes. I always forget just how dirty it is and just how bad it smells. That's not something you want to hear in either situation. No. You don't want to hear that you're going to sleep in a dirty tent and you don't want to hear that you're sleeping in a dirty tent. You know what I mean? I know what you're saying.

Look what I mean? I know what you're saying. I don't know. Look what I've erected. Yeah, I can see that you're pinching a tent. Pinching a tent. Fuck! I hate myself. That would have been so funny. Hey, Tony.

Hey. Open those flaps. I'm coming in. Your tent. Everyone can hear when you're coming in, everyone that's camping around. that's camping around. It's amazing how this massive thing comes out of nowhere. It's in that little bag and then fucking up she goes.

This is for when you like taking care and packaging the sleeping bag. It's always easy to get out of the sack, but it's really hard to get back in. But seriously, you know when you finish camping and you have to roll your sleeping bag up and put it in that little bag? Yeah. I just throw it in the back of the car. Unrolled. I don't want you to throw it in the back of the car. Unrolled. I don't want you to throw it in the back of my car. Who knows where it's been?

You're going to have to hit this way harder. That's all I've got? Yeah. Okay. That's all right. Maybe next year. I'm got. Yeah. Okay. That's all right. Maybe next year. I'm sorry. I should have tried to pitch the tent before I started drinking.

I'll have a few beers. I'll get it up later. And you never did. I never did. I've had too many beers now. I'll just have to stay flaccid on the ground over there by itself. I'll sleep in the car. Oh, please don't make a mess.

It is such a long walk to the toilet. It's always the way, though, isn't it? I can't cup that far. That's crap. Always remember to bring a towel into the tent with you because when the guy comes out, we go, oh, g'day, Ryan, how are you going? Oh, good, thanks.

Where's the, can I just grab a towel? Does anyone have a towel that I could borrow? Pumping this up is just useless. If we're going to get it there properly, we'll just have to blow it. pumping this up is just useless. If we're going to get it there properly, we'll just have to blow it. You just run out of so much breath, though. Oh, we should have come in one car, not two. We've come in both.

I come in peace. I come very loud. Okay. What about when camping? Woo! Woo! After these fucking intense weekends, I always end up with a sore back. Every time. Every time.

You're too old for fucking intense weekends. Works on two levels. Okay, this one's if you're either camping in the woods or partying in Collingwood, Melbourne. Okay. Or for anything to do with camping in a bedroom as well. Good, because that's the topic. Why is it that I'm always attracting bears? So they can smell you a mile away.

Fresh meat. Bring your cum gun. Just in case. For protection. For protection. This is what I'd say when I go camping with George Wendell and his mates. Let's rub these sticks together and see if we can't create some heat. Do you just rub your penises together?

It's called docking. Don't Google it. Whoa! Where's that pole going? We should read the instructions. I don't think that's right. Hi, it's Judith from Sweden, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Bit of a shout-out to our champion tapas.

A few new ones from this week. Caroline Larson, Felicity McCready, Morgie Porgy. Morgie Porgy. Not sure if that's a legal name. Welcome. Tanya Paulson, Megan Grimm and Caitlin Steyer. Thank you so much for being part of our Patreon. Legend.

Excuse me. I'm laughing from fucking in the tents. Yeah, we're both. That's just thrown us, isn't it? It has. Yeah, we're both. That's just thrown us, isn't it? It has.

So I want to talk about a time when you think that your hometown might have disowned you or a reason that your hometown could disown you. Why you should get disowned from your own town. Yeah, or why your fucking citizenship for the town that you live in should be removed. Yeah. So I am not a Victorian technically. Well, you're not at all. So I am not a Victorian technically. Well, you're not at all. But I consider myself a Victorian.

I am a very proud Melbourneite. Really? Don't you think? I'm a proud Melbournian. That is the most Perth thing you've ever said. I know. Because everyone who grows up in Perth, Western Australia, which is technically not even really Australia.

No. Most isolated city in the world. Most isolated city in the world. Most isolated city in the world. They all grow up wishing they were from Melbourne. Over east. Over east. And for you to now come over east, come to Melbourne and gloat and call yourself a Melburnian is the most Perth thing I've ever heard.

Does it count, though, that I've, like, don't want to say made it, but, like, I've made it in Melbourne. You've made a life for yourself in Melbourne. I've, like, made my... Your life is here now. My family is here. Like, Torbs is my family and we live here. You work here and you're doing your thing here. Yeah. Does that count? I haven't come for a year

and then I'm going to go back and move back in with my mum. I can't. You can't do that. Yeah. You'd have to do all the cleaning. Cemetery is very expensive. And full. Is someone sleeping next to you? Yeah, I fucking hope not. Camping on a whole new level.

Question. Question. The Australian federal election is a few weeks away. Yes. Where are you registered to vote? Richmond. Really? City of Yar, yes. Okay, are we to vote? Richmond. Really? City of Yarra, yes.

Okay, are we getting closer? I take democracy incredibly seriously. Anybody that has enrolled to vote, which should be every single person, make sure that you go and vote in a couple of weeks. Okay, thank you for that speech. Very important because I care about Victoria and I care about the federal government. Are we about to hear why you may be disowned from Victoria? Yeah.

So I did something so incredibly embarrassing that I looked around to make sure that the police weren't watching me. What? Because you're usually a stickler for the rules. Yeah, I don't ever not follow the rules and I like to make sure that I'm on top of everything, hence me changing my fucking address to vote. I've been registered to vote in Victoria for five years now. As soon as I moved, I was like, yep, I'm a Victorian.

I live here. Does this story have something to do with the time we hung out with Christian Hull? No. Because when I saw you try to do a hook turn. In my defence, that was my first one ever. I had been avoiding hook turns for five years. Again, a local Victorian wouldn't be avoiding hook turns.

They'd know how to actually fucking drive. Well, you also can't drive when you're five. So if I've lived here for five years, I'm ahead of the average Victorian. A five-year-old Victorian has been in Victoria for 100% of their life. Yep. And you've been how old are you, 42? Yep. Yep, that's've been how old are you, 42? Yep. Yep, that's accurate, 43 next month.

So you've lived here for 8% of your life. Yep, and that's fine. Don't check those numbers. I'm also not 43. The other day I was on the tram. That's a very Melbourne thing to be doing. It is a very Melbourne thing to be doing. I catch the tram a lot.

You do. Because when I go into the dentist, because I have to go to the dentist like every five minutes because of my Invisalign. Yeah. And it's in the CBD, so it's one tram away from my house. And the parking's awful in the city. The parking is a pain in the arse. Yeah, catch a tram, easy.

Avoid the fucking hook turns, get on the tram. Easy as fuck. I get on the tram and you know how when the things haven't loaded up yet to tap on and it says like starting up. And so I hadn't yet tapped on and I was like watching it to make sure and I was kind of standing a bit further back because it was quite full on the tram. So you were legally riding the tram.

Yep. Which is pretty Melbourne, actually. Most people don't tap on. I was going to say if you're claiming to be not Melburnian because you're not paying for public transport, I'm going to correct you right there. That's the most Melbourne thing. Maybe you are from here. Maybe that's what will get you over the line.

So I'm watching the thing and it's like finally it says, oh, you can tap on. I am so entranced by the fact that I haven't tapped on yet. I'm like locked on to this thought that without realising I stepped forward to tap on as the tram moved. Oh, yeah. Did you end up on your face? Yeah, you stacked it.

Yeah, I fell over on the tram and I hit someone in the face on the way down. I just fucking bolted over and I smacked this poor woman with my bag because I was holding my bag and, anyway, I hit this woman and I was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. She was like, are you okay? And I was like, oh, my God, yeah, I'm fine. I'm so sorry. I tapped on and then I sat back down and I was like so embarrassed.

I was like, people are going to think I don't live here. Falling over on the tram, how fucking embarrassing. You tried to take it. See, when it moves and when it starts to take off and when it slows down and stops, that's when you really got to lock in. Yep. Lock your feet in. Let gravity do its work.

Hold you up. I normally stand without holding anything on the tram. That's how Melbourne I am. Well, apparently not. I reckon everyone saw you fall on the tram and went, is that bitch from Perth? Literally. That is exact.

I was like, everybody is looking at me right now thinking she's a tourist. She's clearly not voting in this area. She's a visitor. And I felt so alienated in that moment and I thought any Victorian citizen person. Take the card right back. Take it fucking off me. Take my my key, snap it in half and fuck off.

Put it on the Nullarbor train and send it over. I was so embarrassed and I thought that is the least Victorian thing that I could have done in that moment. My car's registered here. I would have had to leave it. I would have had to walk back to Perth. I was so fucking embarrassed and it made me think, what is something that your hometown or where you live

and where you wish your hometown was, like in my case, what would make your hometown disown you? Have some people got some examples? I put this in the group and I'm so glad I wasn't alone. Nobody else unfortunately said, oh, I've fallen over on the tram, so it's just me. Good to know that no one else is a fucking idiot. That's good to hear.

Jack Maloney said he's also from Melbourne and mentioned how it's famous for its coffee. But I hate the taste. I'm often scolded for this opinion. He hates coffee. Straight up doesn't like coffee. Yeah, and Melbourne is like coffee culture, coffee vibe, and it reminded me a little bit of my friend Ryan Jonathan.

Don't fucking at me. I love coffee. Don't drag me in with, what's the guy's name? Jack Maloney. Don't chuck me in a category with Jack Maloney. I love coffee. Because you just scolded me for fucking being anti-Victorian, saying, well, I fucking lived here my whole life.

I know everything. I was born here, mate. Yeah, I was born here. Born in Moonee Ponds. Yep. But you don't like coffee either. I do like coffee. Oh, but you'd prefer it when it's, you know, the Makona latte packet.

Do you or do you not drink those latte packets with sugar and the milk powder in them? How dare you? Do you? Do you drink those? Look me in the eye and tell me that you don't love those latte packets. Because the cafe downstairs from work is closed, sometimes, daily. I don't think that any Victorian would ever sometimes drink a latte.

Fuck, hmm. There isn't a cafe near work and if I'm craving a coffee and I can't be bothered walking to 7-Eleven. Also probably sacrilege. They're only a dollar. I will sometimes get a Macona pre-mixed just add water mocha. There's a coffee machine in this office as well. Where?

Like a proper one in the big kitchen. That's too far away from my studio. Oh, mate. Nowhere's too far for a Victorian. I'm from here. I get it. I know. I can't believe you'd bring this up on our podcast.

Well, mate, I just don't want you to get away with it. What you're doing is illegal. Someone once said that the mocha is a gateway coffee. It's for when children grow up with a hot chocolate, they want to be a coffee person in the future. They migrate to. And then they slowly go into a mocha. And then I don't know if you noticed when you were hanging out

with some of my friends Liam and Ryan when we were in a few weeks back. Yeah. That someone mentioned mocker as a joke and Liam like stared at me and I stared at him back because he was like, I fucking know one of them. I'm like, don't you fucking see me now? Don't you throw me under the bus here. I've just done it on our podcast.

Because my gateway of mockers is into its 17th year. Yeah, it's not really an excuse when you're 35. I'm just transitioning. I'm just trying to, you know, get into it. I'm just not really into coffee. I love coffee, but sometimes I want something sweet. Do you know what mine was? What?

Caramel latte. Oh, that's fucking basic and fucking delicious. Yes. So good. Tell me what some other people have done. It's full of milk and sweet stuff. Let's move on from me being awful. All right.

Ruben Bosch said, fucking hell, I live in Volendam in the Netherlands and fish is holy here, but whenever I eat fish, my throat bloats from the inside. I'm guessing that's not a good thing. Does anaphylaxis count? Can you be thrown out for being allergic to something that your hometown loves? You didn'tis count? Can you be thrown out for being allergic to something that your hometown loves? You didn't like fish? See you later, mate.

Yeah, it's like, have you watched the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding? No. Oh, and her fiancé is a vegetarian. Oh my god. And the Greek auntie is like, it's okay, it's okay. I'll make a lamb. It's like, no, it's still me. It's so funny. Oh, I completely understand.

Here is the beef. Brooke Fitzsimmons says, it's still me. It's so funny. I completely understand. Here is the beef. Brooke Fitzsimmons says, this fucking sent me. I live in a small town called Morton in Illinois, USA. It's known as the pumpkin capital of the world. Really? And each year there's like this massive pumpkin festival. Of course there is. One year I went to Vegas during the weekend of the festival

and her parents were shocked that she was depriving her child of the pumpkin festival. They were like, well, Brookie, what about little Tiffany? You can't take Tiffany to Los Vegas. She needs to experience the pumpkin festival. The pumpkins, they're everywhere. What is she going to do, have soup made of tomatoes? I don't fucking think so. Potato and leek, we don't even know her. The pumpkin festival. The pumpkins, they're everywhere. What is she going to do, have soup made of tomatoes?

I don't fucking think so. Potato, like we don't even know her. Oh, what do you do for Halloween? Stuff an apple? Wouldn't have thought so. What do you do at Christmas at Starbucks? I'll get a spiced banana latte. Fuck rice. I didn't know where you were going with that.

What else has pumpkin in it? I want another one. I just want one more. Have you got one more? What do you have on the side of a roast? Baked shoe. I was definitely better at these jokes, wasn't I? Okay.

What's one more pumpkin thing? Halloween, Christmas. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Oh, pumpkin pie. What are you going to have? Apple. Oh, no, that's not it.

If you've got any more pumpkin puns, send them through. Fucking hell. Or Apple. Also a good area. You do you. You do you. Hey, things you love to see. I just want to give a shout out to the person I love the most on TikTok.

Oh, who? Me? Now, there's all these accounts because my algorithm, this will show how lame I am. I follow a lot of golf accounts. I don't play golf at all. I'm not into golf. You've never talked about golf accounts. I don't play golf at all. I'm not into golf. But I love watching.

You've never talked about golf before. But I love watching golf on TikTok. Really? Yeah, I've got a few favourite golf TikTokers. And usually. What? You have a few favourite golf TikTokers? Yeah, and sometimes it's like trick shots

and other times they're just like documenting what they're doing and stuff. And often they're like really good. So they're like, okay, so it's a crazy windy day and I have to do this thing and hit it around a tree. So I'm going to use this. And they're like really good. And you like okay so there's it's a crazy windy day and i have to do this thing and hit it around a tree so i'm going to use this and they're like really good you're like that's actually really smart and clever and skillful and whatever then there's a guy who's like implement or trying to be one of them but he's fucking shit at golf oh my god his name is mulligan plus three putt and the reason he's called three putt because it's a bit of a joke

in golf that it takes you three putts to get it in when you get to the end when usually it should take one or two. And then it's like, oh, another three-putt. God, you follow these so much that you know like the inside golf jokes. But he's so shitty and they usually do that kind of vlogger. You know the day in the life vlogger?

Yeah. So there's a golf version where like, yep, so I've decided to use my foreiron here and I've hit that up to the left and then I've decided to use... And so he's like, oh, I've used my driver and I fucking suck at it so it's in the fucking lake. I tried to fix it by doing this but then I fucking sprayed it

the other way and fuck, I hate that club. My clubs are all shit because I can't afford it. And he's just like, but I just fucking love him and because he's so honest and shit, I'm like on his side. I want him to do well. Yeah, you want him to do well. And if he gets a birdie one day, I'm going to fucking lose it because I'm so barred up for him.

Like a pet bird? It's like. If he gets a pet bird, why would you want him to do that? A birdie is like one under par. So you put the birdie in the golf? No, it's just. Oh, God. No, no, no.

So say a hole, you're supposed to use five shots to get it in. Yeah, I'm familiar, yeah. But you get it in in four. That's called a birdie. Oh. Don't make me explain the eagle and the albatross, or a bogey, for God's sake. Have I got one?

Do I need a tissue? Sorry. No? I've never hated you more than I do right now. Okay. I don't even hate you that much. That's a nice thing to say. So you want him to get a pet bird?

And all the comments are like, bro, why do you even play? Why do you even film? You suck. You're horrible. Oh, that's so mean. So what he does is, you know how you can use an old comment and post that on top of your next video? Yes.

So then he posts, like, you fucking suck, why do you even play? And he's like, oh, thanks for the comment. Today I'm out here doing this thing. And I've been messaging. I'm like, bro, I'm with you. You love to see that. I love this guy. I love to see him.

His name is Mulligan Plus, like the letter, three part. And I'll put it in the episode thread. But I fucking love that guy. Oh, we should all jump on and give him some Give him a rev up. Yeah, give him a boost. I got this message from Selena on Instagram and she said, I couldn't not

send this to me-you. Like meow. A normal cat, meow. A Texan cat, meowdy. And it's a cat with a cowboy hat on it. It's a cat with a cowboy hat on it. It's a cat with a cowboy hat. And she said, I could not send this to meow.

That doesn't work, but you get the picture. Love you. You love to say that. Yeah. So we're off for the day. So the opposite of hello. Opposite of hell... Opposite of... Opposite of goodbye.

Meowdy. Fuck meow. Oh, fuck. Love you, bye.