Toni and Ryan - Caught Naked In The City

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

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and that's okay. That's fine, totally fine. I walked out onto the balcony in my boxer shorts, then I turned around. Oh! I had no choice but to strut across the city half naked on a Saturday night

trying to find a taxi to his mum's house. And she goes, well, you've got your old clothes here, so you find something to wear and you catch the bus back home. So this is what he had. A s'm just from St. Kilda. I'm Matt Gleeson from Honolulu. I'm Sophie from Denver, Colorado. And I approve this podcast.

I don't know if anybody could see it yesterday in the show, but Pippa was like curled up at my legs the whole time. Could you see it yesterday? On the wide shot, I think you could. Okay, can you see her now? On the wide shot, you can see her as well. Pippa is on the couch. She loves, oh baby girl.

Not on her foot. She loves the ice pack. Oh. And if I move my foot, she like puts her face onto, like, She like, because she, while I was away, Taubs got her, um, sleeping in the bed, like, up on my pillow, like, so her body on the bed, but her head on my, like, her head on my, I know, too, oh, sorry, Pippa's just got to have a stretch. No, I have a stretch, man.

Big stretch, big stretch, my girl. You have a stretch, sweetheart. Hey, Pippa, why don't you sit in your green beard with your mama? So she's sleeping in the bed with her head on the pillow. With her head on my pillow. And now she loves it. And so, because I've got all these cushions on the couch because my nephew has just recently gotten into sewing

and he made me this beautiful cushion with a tea on it for Aunt Toddy. Yeah. Better than the last signing major. As like, welcome to Darwin C word toddy. Yeah. Bit of a typo. Good to see he's got his A's and Cs around the right way now.

And he made this like on my, on Libby's sewing machine so that like I could put my foot up on it. That's adorable. It's so sweet. And now Pippa lives there. And so now Pippa like knuzzles up and puts her face on the pillows. But she's doing it onto the ice pack as well. It's really cute.

Not at the moment, obviously. Because it's where we're trying to do showbiz here, Pippa. Oh, she's standing up for the cameras. What are you doing? Okay. This is what she does. She's like a little person. Aren't you mama?

Hey? Why don't you lay down? Yeah, take a load off, sweetheart. You've got, take day off of her. She looks like she's not about to flop down. Oh, no, she wants me right about her tummy. I can do this at the same time. Okay.

Bring your daughter to work day. Um, now a tarpa. I thought you could do... Just pip on her. Pippa who's sniffing the mic, but she's not as talkative as her mom. Interesting. Tapa. Ross is...

Okay. Tony just said... Tony just said she could multitask. She is so distracted by the most adorable puppy in the world. I took the microphone away and people went... Hey, baby. Okay. When Pippa gives her state of the kennel address. She does not sleep in kennel. She sleeps on your bed with a pillow.

With my orthopedic pillow and I'm at the end of the bed. All right. Tapa, Ross is from Scotland. That whole whole rules from Scotland. And he has lived out a nightmare scenario. I think, do you ever have dreams where you're like it naked in public? Um, and does that mean it?

Please psychoanalyze me because I have that all the time. Well, I think that's like a classic nightmare. I don't think I've ever had one like that, but like. I'll never say it's a nightmare. I'm like just walking down the street and I'm going, oh, god damn, I'm not wearing pants. You know, it's so crazy. And you're just like kind of covering up trying to be much and I'm sorry, I've lost my pants.

I'm like, no, you silly idiot. You know, it's just like not to be. Oh, so no one mine. Oh so it's not a nightmare at all That's what it's not a nightmare But it's just like a reoccurring dream Then I'm naked That probably means something

That's what I mean Let me know what that means In the morning Always So Ross has lived this in real life though Let me explain what's happened And thanks for sending this through Ross

Very brave I locked myself out of my apartment And had to walk across Edinburgh On a Saturday night In only my boxer shorts I live in an apartment the block and next door had a party and so people are on the like shared balcony like chatting and having sickies and it's getting later and later and it's like he's trying to sleep and people

he's not at the apartment next door so i thought you meant they're having so i went next door no no no no he's trying to get to sleep they're having a party uh his roommate and him like how are we going to sleep we're going to have a party and so the roommate goes oh i'm putting my headphones in um i'm just going to listen the music and drown out the sounds and sleep that way and whatever. I'd been woken up a few times and I couldn't get back to sleep. It was pretty late and I thought, stuff it. I walked out onto the balcony in my box of shorts and told them to shut up and gave him a mouthful.

Oh, yeah. Then I turned around. No. The door had closed behind me and locked shut. So you've just gone, Burk-old, these neighbours. And then they're like, ha. I started banging on my door to try and wake up my roommate, but he... But he's put the headphones in.

Oh, no. And then Ross says, I couldn't ask the neighbours for help because I've just given them a surth. Oh. I had no choice but to strut across the city, half naked on a Saturday night, trying to find a taxi. To get dropped off of someone else's friends. To his mum's house. Yeah. Oh.

And for those playing along at home in, uh, uh in edinburgh it was toll cross was the area which is apparently a bit of a well-to-do area so then he's like sneaking and going i'm just gonna taxi to mum's house so i end up at mums and mum had to get to knock on the door ross is pouring his heart out yeah i know sorry but he would and pippa breathed yeah no but she just she just went oh i'm happy now and she just she just laid down she's so cute i'm pretty and emotional at the moment.

Yeah, same. Yeah. I think it, like, it's just a lot going on. My body's busy, you know? Mm, so busy. You're such a cocky. I know that sounded g- I didn't mean that.

But like, because I'm not doing anything but like something's happening. Okay, hang. Isn't that so weird? Yeah, but what I, okay. Sorry, I don't know what's going on with my eyes leaking. Oh, hang on.

Do you have something in your eye? Because we can all stop. Because when I've got something in my eye, I need to stop. So I actually, I'm not being a jerk. I'm going to say my body's really busy and you're going to respond how someone should. My body's really busy at the moment. So true.

There's no good way to say that. Okay. No, here's how I would actually act if the roles were a vest. Action. My body's just really busy at the moment. Absolutely. You broke your fifth metatarsal. That's horrific.

Is that not what I said? Just in the short-hand version. Yeah. Anyway, so Ross is in a taxi. Russ is in a taxi. Yep, good on here, Ross. And then he said... In Top and stall.

Yeah, in Toll Cross. Oh, that was not that far off. For someone that's broken their fifth motor tassel, so close. So true. So, so true. Brisbane. Because it's close to go, guys. That was a thinker.

That was a thinker. Let us know in the comments if you got it. Comments going wilder. Um, so Ross is in the taxi in his boxer shorts. Yeah. And he goes, by the way, bro. And he's Roska's shorts. Yeah, in his Roska shorts.

He's like, when we get to my mum's house, I'm going to have to knock on the door and hope she's got money because I can't pay you. Oh, yeah. And so the guy's driving like, I guess, cool. So knocks on. See, I don't think a taxi driver here would take you if you said that. Oh, you got to, you got to get in and let them go a bit first. Oh, shit.

Okay. You know? Yeah. Because, yeah, if you say. If you said that to a taxi driver in Australia, no way. Absolutely not. Yeah. And she's like, what happened?

She's like, oh, they're having a party and I knocked them and then she goes, get in here. What do I? You know, pays. Yeah. She's like, I'm, doesn't this just kill you? Yeah. I'm so sorry about him. that is a kick of fucking slot while she's down that is so brutal and from your mom as well

oh sorry about him mom has to pay the cash and she goes well i have to pay that expensive taxi i'm not driving you home in the morning now you go back because it's the old family you know you go back to your old room you sleep there and we'll figure it out somewhere we can sync posters on the wall and like a trophy from basketball where you came third place and shit and so he sleeps in his childhood bed, humbling, wakes up, and she goes, well, you've got your old clothes here, so you find something to wear

and you catch the bus back home. Because the roommate's waking up, he's ready, there you'll let you in when you get there. So this is what he had. A Simpsons T-shirt, some... Some footy shorts and some cowboy boots. Kenny caught the bus back to his apartment.

in Scotland the next morning I don't know what was more embarrassing walking across Scotland in my underwear or wearing those boots on a bus I'm sorry but the Bart Simpson T-shirt that has fucking sent me into the space I am in orbit

that is so funny the cowboy base thanks for setting that in Ross if you've got a story you can send it to tonyanryan.com.com. I'm just from San Quilett. I'm Matt Gleeson from Honolulu. I'm Sophie from Denver, Colorado.

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Thank you very much being part of our patrol. Sorry a little bit. You'll love to say it. That's okay. All the vlogs from the trip also are in Patreon. There's three vlogs.

Has done such an amazing job of the vlogs. You have done an amazing job with the vlogs. Can I break some bit bit bit bit bit bit news? Yeah. Is it the breaking news that I said before we started recording and I can't remember what that was.

that you're in so much pain, you don't feel like masturbating? That actually was the news. No, the breaking news was that hurting yourself is depressing. Yeah, and we talked about it yesterday, and I'm still like, can you guys believe that? Yeah. Yeah, you can't. Sorry for bringing up the jerking it thing. No, no, no, that's actually fine.

I'm comfortable. Yeah. But because Ryan was like, God, have you just been jerking it nonstop? Because you're at home. And I was like... You can't move around. What are you going to do? And I was like, genuinely no.

Like, I can't think. of anything, I haven't thought about it at all. It's not as if I'm like, God, I wish I could. Because I could, but I'm just like not in the mood at all. That is the most surprising thing. Because like you're at home. Since I saw Charles's charge it to the room bill in Fiji, there was a lot of surprises there.

Yeah, pay-per-view porno. Just watch online like the rest of us, Charles. Well, I was going to say, we've got all the camera set up. So if you want to... We could do one now. We could stream it on Patreon Us watching it or making it Making it

Taylor Swift look alike With broken foot Gives off and blow job For those of you new here That needs no context Great You Google up Now we're doing who's fucking

Okay So when Tony It's for work Myself Ryan Charles and Lily We're travelling around we're often thinking when people glance at the four of us who do they think's doing who what do they think this four people scenario is yeah um now i actually put this in patreon and said

what do you guys think like pretend you don't know us yep what do we think uh nolan hi nolan dresden it is nolan dresden uh nolan says i think it's ryan and lily Charles is just being him fuck boy self and Tony is the wing person because that ring says I'm very taken Oh, I'm the fat friend With the ring See that thing on your hand?

Yeah Okay, I'll go to a better one But no one thinks I'm hot enough To be doing Charles, do you reckon? Oh sorry Sorry, sorry G rat Not related to G flip

Oh That's really funny Oh, you don't get around in this one either. Hey, let me skip a head a few. No, no, no, no. Read as it was written. Okay, Ryan and Charles are together, says G-Rat. Charles is Tony's little brother and Lily is Ryan's little sister.

Oh, what? You're fucking his sister. Charles and Ryan are the only one doing it in that scenario. Charles is Tony's little brother and Louise Ryan's... Oh, hang on. You're fucking my little brother. Yeah. Oh.

And Lily and I, I just... My sister. Yeah, but and Lily and I are just friends. Yeah, we're just travelling along. As a crew. Yeah. Okay. Linda B says Charles and Lily are a couple.

And Tony and Ryan are Charles's annoying siblings. Lily is annoyed. They've tagged along on their trip, but she's trying to act cool with it. She's trying to be like, it's fine that your brother and sister came, your twin brother and sister came. Came along on our romantic couples getaway. On our honeymoon. Can someone let me know If anyone's ever been on a honeymoon

But like friends came? I reckon 1,000% And did you want it? Or did your husband go Oh, she won't mind if you come And she went, you get fucked There's a great golf course At the resort where boys, bring the clubs

I'll go and knock out 18 in the morning And then I'll go and knock her out in the afternoon Oh, that sounds nice actually Should we all come to your honeymoon, Tony? Yeah, okay Well, we've got to record the podcast so Are we invited to your honeymoon? Sure.

There is, I'm not having one at this point, so. I will fund it if we can come, if we can come. If it's a work thing. Yeah. Separate, separate rooms. Maybe Fiji. Well, no, then. Fiji, yeah, I hope we got a credit.

I heard I got a credit to you. I also, I wonder if there were times because you don't wear your wedding ring very often. But the only time you do sometimes wear it is when we go away. Yeah. Which is, I mean, a choice. Like of all the times to wear it Like that feels like the most annoying time to wear it Because I'm trying

It's significantly harder To slay bitches on the road But you got a wedding ring Yeah When you're in the bar at the airport And you got your wedding ring in your pocket No it's just more places to lose it Like at least because when you lose it

Oh Okay But when you lose it at home You know it's at home And I guess we're going to hear about that later in the week No we're not actually Where is it? Dallas.

No, there was a time I was looking through my backpack in a restaurant in Fiji and the guy said, what are you looking for? And I'm like, my wedding ring. And I couldn't find it. Um, I think I wore it in New York for the webies because I was like, I'm on a suit and I want to look good and that's like a part, like I want to put my ring on. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah.

And look nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, it's like a bit of bridge with you. Yeah. Even though we're, like, I think it's actually really sweet. Yeah. But I wonder if that plays into the fact that you and I are the only ones wearing rings. Oh. Like, do we then look like we're married to each other? And these guys are our third and fourth.

That's an important factor. Well, it's funny you mention that. Let me skip if someone's... If it's fully snuggled into my leg. Justine said it's definitely Charles and Lily who are together. I believe it. But they're testing to see if Ryan and Tony would be a good fit into their dot, dot, dot, lifestyle.

You know what? I'd be honored if someone thought that. I'd be honored if someone thought that. were fucking and that they thought I was good looking enough to even be considered it's an honour to be nominated honestly honestly uh Phil said I think

Charles Tony and Ryan are a thruple and Lily is the adorable sidekick now is that an insult or a call for you Lily? What does the sidekick to Lily? I don't know she holds the camera um there was a time there was a time when

um I think Ryan maybe you were like oh i think i might just hang out and do some work or whatever and the three of us went out and i was like well how much or wonder when because the dynamic obviously changes when it wasn't all four of us i stayed home to watch happy gilmore too and you guys went out for sushi and we went out for sushi and i was like i wonder what people think of the three of us and i think it was probably like two gals and a gay bestie interesting yeah like i think it was like the two of us are like the three of us all best friends and it's like girls trip uh you know oh same when we're at the hospital because it was the

three of us oh at the hospital i think it probably looked more like a thruple to be honest yeah and we were in west hollywood which is like very fabulous very welcoming thruple central yeah and i yeah charles took a lot of free condoms and i'm sitting there with the fucking target bagger eyes on the foot and child's like, oh! He's a free! Do you know how much he has to spend a year? It's your biggest consumable. And you can't run it off on tax.

Depends what your job is. Yeah, I mean... You can't. What'd you call him? Now, something real fucked up happened. Oh. When you got medevacked out of Los Angeles. Oh, yeah.

and Charles escorted you back to Australia. Love you, thank you. Lily and I went to... And Lily helped us at the airport. Yeah, Lily, I was busy that day. Take me out the bibs. I was taking the bins out. Oh yeah.

All those bids. I actually did. I had to take the rubbish 85 floors down in that weird house. I hope you didn't take the stairs because as you can, it's dangerous. It was hard work catching the elevator down with the rubbish. So you guys go back to Melbourne. Lily and I go to Dallas just the two of us. and Lil says, and tell me if I'm wrong, Lil, but this is what I believe is a direct quote.

She goes, oh, if it's just the two of us, people will think we're together. That's so embarrassing. Did you say that? Yeah. That is hilarious. I have said the same thing to Ryan before. Because we, whenever we fly, we always sit next to each other because I like the window and Ryan likes the aisle. and we always hope that no one takes the seat between us

and literally always, because when we get on, Ryan will like, help me put my bag up or whatever and people always then address us together. You know, when you're a couple, you get addressed at the same time, they go, oh, can I get you guys anything?

Whereas if you were flying independently or even if you were just friends, they don't talk to you together. Did you say that to my, when you met my birth father when we were chatting to him? Was that the first thing you said? no okay what because i was i was facetiming and because you just got back from the airport and i think that's when you anyway i told my wife i told my wife bridget this and like hope you hear some

sympathy and bridget goes fair that's why she doesn't normally travel with us yeah yeah she travels alone um although speaking at lill and i travel that one flight we got together to dallas there were four different dogs and one of them shat all over the airport oh like got the diarrhea no the dog was just like in the airport hanging out and just did like some huge poops and the lady was like oh it's a shame and then um did she pick them up no because she like couldn't bend down to get it she was in a wheelchair yeah oh my how horrible yeah i mean horrible that she didn't pick up the poops yeah and then so she gets wheeled on and i think sat pretty close to and then yeah it was just like a wild time near the poopy dog do you remember that time we were checking into a hotel

and they said to us oh there's been a mistake and we thought that like we weren't booked in they go oh we're so sorry we've accidentally booked you two rooms and Ryan and I go oh yeah yeah that's fine they go let's fix that right away for you and we went no no no it's two rooms they said no no no mr and mrs done or mr and mrs lodge or something they go no no no it's so fine and we're like no we're not traveling like we're traveling like we're not together and they went oh like there's something going on We could tell. And then they ended up changing us.

They just didn't believe us so much. They gave us two rooms with the door in the middle. Like the adjoining room. So that, yeah, like we didn't have to walk around the corner to each other. Heaven forbid, when I'm having a work affair, I have to walk down a hotel hallway. Yeah, well, you don't want to get seen. And can I, just for young players at home, some advice. Yeah.

We're at home at the moment, at my house. When you're doing a bit of what I will call. call a joining door comedy. Yeah. It locks from the other side. It does. So I was like, hey, don't you look at this. I'm going through.

And then I was like, oh, I have to go get my key from downstairs. I couldn't get back through. Ryan was a little bit like Ross in Scotland. He had to do the walk of shame through their hotel and be like, I'm so sorry. You know how like eight minutes ago said, we don't need a joining room because I'll never use that. So I did. And they go, oh, I did the.

front door closed by Cheney goes not the adjoining room in the middle the adjoining door because my side was open

price was closed you should have just set the front door it was so like it was like yeah but I wouldn't be wearing fuck all

if it was the front door like it was just so funny yeah so it's really it's a dangerous game travelling as a foursome

yeah yeah what was that little hang on I was just going to Say, how about when Charles arrived with Bridget and May. Oh, okay.

Did Charles look like your son from a first marriage? No, okay, so we had discussed this, but so Charles flies with my wife. Like, Bridget is your new wife. Yeah. And you've got a new family with your little gorgeous baby, but your other son had to, like, blended family vibes. Charles, my wife, Bridget and my daughter, Mabel, flew to Fiji to meet Lil and I over. Yeah.

Because Charles had escorted me home. So they get picked up from the airport and brought to the hotel and it's... Did you go to the airport? Oh, no, there was a bit of a mix-up. Oh, hang on. So Charles, a lovely man. Hang on, why didn't you go to the airport? I assumed it would be like the same car that it would go and get them, but there is, it's like a whole...

Oh, sure. Yeah. And like, who was going to help Lily at the happy hour? So true. Yeah, I was worried about Lily. I was worried about our daughter Lily being at the hotel alone. So Charles a lovely man. My wife, Bridget, a lovely lady and Mabel, lovely baby.

I arrive at the airport and they go, oh, here's a happy family and we'll put him in the car and take him to the hotel. Of course. So then they get to the hotel and then I'm waiting at the front, which I was out the front of the hotel. And then I grabbed Mabel and had a big hug. And then Bridget jumps out of the car and gives me a big smooch. And the driver's like, oh. Oh, okay. No, but he really panicked, didn't he?

He was just like, oh, well, it's. Is that other guy supposed to be, like, because he was sure that Charles was the husband and father. Of course, yeah. And then some other guy. And, because Charles probably carried all the bags. Like, you would have been helping and like. And so then the guy, and then Charles goes,

oh, that's the husband and the father. And the guy just goes, oh, we don't do it. I don't know. That is so funny. And he got really stressed out. On Bridge's bag, because I like went to like checking and stuff and like Ryan was playing with Mabel or whatever. Yep.

And then on Bridges bag, bag, it said Mrs. Patterson. Because then I went to go check in The guy tried to take my Like Bridger's bag as well And I was like, no, no Mrs. Patterson Yeah How'd she like that?

She didn't mind it Yeah Yeah, I would have thought so Yeah Married to a rich family Yeah Very well My God, she would have gotten

The Patterson wealth Yeah She could have been a countess Yeah That's a shame That's a shame But what was funny Is when we were at a restaurant

And they said Any dietries and I said, because Mabel and Charles were sitting next together, and I said, both my children can't have dairy. Hilarious. And the person goes, and then they're like, God, you do look old. Like, you're old enough to have a fucking 14 year old son.

Well, if Charles was 14, I would have been 14. I would have been 20 something when I had you. That works. Oh, that actually does work out. Four boy. Yeah. I've got to you love to see it here. I'm from Gruff on Patreon.

Tron. Yep. And Graff. Graff says, Hey gorgeous people. I started listening to you from within a couple of months of you starting the pod. So real OG, been here a long time.

Thanks, Graff. I listen to you every morning while getting ready. And I'm not joking when I tell you that you got me through my five-year dentistry degree. Holy moly. I just graduated from Queens University, Belfast. Shout out. And I'm starting work as a dentist in September,

which is like now. I've started the fucking. blog. Please consider this my formal application to be the official type dentist. Yep, sorry? It is now. It is now. And Graf said, and you won't like this, but Graff says, P.S.,

I might be biased, but I don't think Tony spent too much money on a toothbrush. I have the same one. Yeah, but he's a dentist. And me too. And it is definitely normal to share a toothbrush handle. Great day for me. It is a great day for me.

Yeah. Thanks for sending that through, Graff. Thanks, Graff. Love to see it. My love to see it today is from Taylor Loy. Hi, Taylor. And said, I came home from work tonight and, like, said, this never happens. This is not normal in our house.

My husband just said, do you just feel like cocoa pops for dinner? What? Oh, she's, oh. that was piper snoring everyone Cocoa pops for dinner fuck yeah you love to see that they've been there together for seven years and so like they've never like had cereal for dinner

or that's just like not a thing it's not like a thing that they do and she goes I strangely was like randomly thinking driving home that night I think I just want cocoa pops for dinner and then the husband walks in and goes do I want cocoa pops for dinner

and she's like get the fuck out that is a mother So my love to see it is, for the first time in our seven-year relationship, we had cocoa pops for dinner. I love to see that. Huge. And you know what? You feel like cocoa pops for dinner. Do you also?

Always. Do you have cocoa pops in the house? No. Because... Are you a grown-up? I'll just eat them. They are a danger having there. Do you know what I mean?

It's the same with a crunchy nut. I was just about to say crunchy nut does not last in my house. No, if you leave cereal in this house, like, it just gets eaten. We love it. We've been doing, for breakfast actually, like a, just like toast with, like, cottage cheese and, like, eggs. Yep. Fucking so yum, bit of chili oil. Yeah, yum.

Where's, Missies? No, we do the Leakum Kee one with the red lid. That's a very good chili oil because it's really nice and salty. You can't get it at Woolworths at the moment, though. We've had to order it on Amazon. The life and time You should write a second book I used up a lot of the good stuff in the first one

But I think I've got enough to make a second You know when people say that have like an out of body experience I feel like I just floated above my own body and got bored Like I just like Watched myself say that and went fuck that Like literally get out of town Do you know what?

I'd gone from such a high to such low because when we're in Vancouver, Van City, shut out. Every day, every single day we went to the Kittalano pool. And I was like, you know what? I would never normally treat myself to going for a swim after work because I'd be like, well, I've got to get home.

Yeah. Like, for whatever reason, I've just decided that that's what, you know? That whatever reason is your fiancé. Because you might kill the planets. Yeah. So for some dumb fucking reason, I can't even think it's the people you love.

But yeah, it's like that my boyfriend is here and that I love him. For some reason, I like, oh, it's because I got a daughter and wife that I love. That I love and want to be hungry. For some shit reason. But I've just decided that like, oh, well, I would never do that. Yeah. And I was like, you know, and we talked about this. I was like, you know what?

I actually want to make way more of an effort to do stuff after work. Yep. And obviously. It always happens, though. When you're revved up. You get revved up. I'm away. I'm fucking ready.

and then the world just throws you a span up. The world's thrown me a loose fifth metatarsal. And I've always seen it home. Yeah. Yeah. But I'll keep you up to having you out the chili oil. When life throws you a loose fifth metatarsal, you just put some chili oil on it.

You just got to have some eggs. You want to add it to the Amazon storefront? Yes. Yeah, we got out. First sale. We have an Amazon storefront, and we've had it for a year, and no one has ever bought us something off.

And I just think we've ever used to added anything to it. And then we got our first purchase a few weeks ago. And I said, guys, we got our first purchase. Everyone guess how much? And they were. This is why we could go to Fiji. Yeah. And they went.

They could go to you. They went, oh, is it $2? Oh, I was on $5. Eight Canadian cents we made from an Amazon storefront. So bonjour full in pair. Oh. Oh, well, that's it. Bye.

Which means I'm a rich bitch in Canadian. Yeah, it does. Tomorrow. Yeah, what are we got? What are we doing tomorrow? Oh, things that feel illegal but aren't. Things that feel illegal. No.

Oh. You did that today. Yeah. Things that feel illegal. Not tap apartments, Tori. We'll be back tomorrow with something. Yeah. From this couch.

My body's so busy. And so is Ryan. All right. Let's head home and try to go tomorrow show. Yeah. Let's wrap this up. Love you. Bye.

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