Toni and Ryan - CAUGHT RED HANDED in the REARVIEW MIRROR
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We all need sage in this building
because none of us can come back from what we've just heard.
Can we talk about sh** that you've seen people do in cars?
I was sat in front of someone at the lights.
I watched this sh**.
Don't. She did it.
No! No!
And then
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Hi I O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O Alright, so Tony has walked in wide as a ghost this morning and said, can we talk about shit
that you've seen people do in cars?
I've never been more shocked in my life.
And I feel like as a community...
I've done some shit in cars.
Literally.
And then some.
I feel like as a community, when someone comes in and says,
can we talk about shit we've seen in cars?
The least we can do is honor that and say, yeah, we can.
So I guess, Tony Lodge, how has your day been?
Well, first of all, I was stuck in fucking traffic.
So that's the first thing.
And then what I saw in the traffic is maybe the worst thing I've ever seen on earth.
I was sat in front of someone at the lights for a really long time.
Like the thing just took fucking ages.
And the only really big part of my drive that slows us down
is like there's trams on the big road
and we're trying to get over.
So you're dealing with like cars.
And then when the trams got, you just have to wait.
And that's fine, but you're just stuck at the lights
for ages.
And it's one single lane.
So you're in front of and behind the same person for ages.
We're stopped and I like, I'm listening to my music,
vibing, whatever.
I look up in the rear view mirror to like check my fringe.
And behind-
Looks good.
Thank you so much.
And behind me, there's like this young girl,
and I was like, oh yeah, whatever.
And then we drive forward a little bit, whatever.
And I look up in my review mirror again, she's still there.
And she's like fucking with something on her face.
And I was like, okay.
I watched this slut squeeze a pimple.
Oh, nah.
Look at it on a, get ready.
Look at it on her hand.
Don't, she didn't.
No, no.
And licked it into her face mouth.
Ah!
And licked it into her face mouth. Ugh!
Isn't that the rankest thing you've ever fucking had?
She needs to get a boyfriend.
What?
Or a hobby.
Or fucking anything.
Isn't that so dis-
Like I-
Popped a pimple and then ate the,
I can't even say the word.
Puss. What? No. I'm a pimple and then I can't even say the word pass.
No, I'm gross, right?
Yeah, I'm pretty gross.
You've done some fuck stuff.
But that is fucked up.
That is you need help.
Jesus, therapy, something.
Isn't that the most fucked thing you've ever heard?
I get like squeezing a pimple.
Like I'm not satisfying.
I love watching Dr. Pimple Pop Art like on TikTok when I get in a deep hole of pimples
and like, yeah, I don't know why, but you would never.
But what?
Sorry, it's actually it's really sent me and I and I'm like watching.
So I'm like driving, right.
And I'm looking in the rear view mirror like this, like.
Like am I actually seeing?
Yeah, like I could not believe it.
My eyes are putting this information into it
and my brain's like, well, hang on, that count.
Did you have to like almost turn around to like,
is this actually happening?
Well, I was kind of like, hang on.
Let me turn my Taylor Swift down and fucking recess.
Let her concentrate.
The traffic kind of starts to move.
So I like roll forward a bit, we stop again.
And I'm like, that can't, like that can't be what she did.
What'd you call me?
And then she did it again.
She did fucking not.
I swear on my mother's grave,
twice I saw this girl do this.
And I just, I could,
cause the first time you kind of go,
well, that's obviously the rankest thing I've ever seen.
But like, was it not that twice I saw her do this?
I on it, I fucking swear down down I watched that happen this morning.
It was fucking disgusting. That's just really upsetting. It is. Okay now let's- Because what
even- Yeah I know yeah. What would even make you think to do that? Okay so around you know everyone's
driving it's in the morning, people driving to work.
In a workplace today, people are roaming around an office or a store or wherever it is that she works.
Sure.
And they don't know that one of their colleagues is sucking their own pimple past down their esophagus.
And then coming in and sipping on the company mug sitting
at the morning tea sipping on the company mug she's having a coffee tomorrow you might
get that mug that mug has been sucking off a pimple where do you reckon she worked?
I don't know I think what's that jewelry store on the corner Michael Hill Jewelers? And I won't shop
there again now. No and you wouldn't and you wouldn't and just in case I won't shop anywhere
just in case that's where she works. Let me send you this video. Isn't that so fucked up? It was
honestly like it was hard to stomach and I was like I can't wait to tell you guys about that.
Now I saw this video uh the other day Will Gibb and his podcast and I thought
this is the most fucked up thing I've seen in the car.
Not anymore.
So like we can just watch it doesn't really matter anymore.
Because I've set the bar so uh so low.
Because I've set the bar so low. No.
I never want to speak about what just happened
ever in my life.
We're going to speak about it once and once only.
And then it's never to be spoken about again.
We're looking for a park.
There was a guy sitting in his car, not doing anything.
So I go up next to him and we're like, hello.
He doesn't answer.
I honk my fucking horn.
Aggressive.
He points to the back.
We're like, what? Like what what are you fucking moving or not?
It wasn't like that, but we're like what like what's happening? He puts anything he goes. Sorry
My wife's just feeding the baby in the back
It's never so politely that's it done
What so this guy's just like sitting in a car in a spot they're trying to are you going yeah like, are you going? And he's like, kind of just sitting there like, oh, hang on.
And they're kind of like getting into him.
Like, what the fuck?
Hurry up.
Yeah.
And then they learned that the reason he's sitting there is his wife's breastfeeding
a baby in the backseat.
Oh my God.
And they were there being like kind of getting on his case.
I thought that this video was being like, how dare she feed her baby in the back seat? And I was like,
and I was like, oh, we're not on the same page.
They're the assholes.
Yeah.
I thought that you were like, do it outside.
I was like, oh my God.
We're about to have a fucking blue year.
Now let's have a deep chat about
where is the right place and right place to be.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Oh, they're the assholes.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
And you know what?
That baby isn't the only person getting a feed in a car today.
Ryan Jonathan Dunn.
Because the girl that works at Michael Hill jewelers at Northland shopping center
On sucking on some water on Tuesday mornings
Or take that away from your mouth is what the no oh, that's the worst part of the story
Is it you just said sucking on some white liquid of her own.
You take that back.
She was.
Take it.
Was she not?
What was she not?
What was she not?
What was she doing then?
What color was it?
I mean, it might have been yellow.
Okay, play the thing.
No, no, no, no, tell me about the worst things you've ever seen in a car.
Oh, please.
Oh, no, actually, take,
reduct that.
Someone from the train station in Perth said I once
re-cursed it herself.
What train station were you at the front of?
Galveston.
Galveston.
Thanks for that.
But you didn't eat it?
No.
You didn't. So you're better eat it. No. Eww! You didn't!
So you're better than Michael L. Juller.
Friends of the shot.
Hahaha.
Hi, I'm Jolson from Orkney, Scotland.
It's Elise from Canberra.
I'm Stephanie from Portland, Maine, USA.
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It'll bring us back up.
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Kinda.
Oh, okay.
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Absolutely love to see it.
Justin Poulsen?
No.
I said we're G-ing up and then we can fuck back down.
Okay.
Justin Poulsen, good on you Justin.
Courtney Carver, hardly no.
Emma, hardly no.
Chuck, good on you Chuck.
Matt Bettencourt, tennis court.
Victoria Casson, good on you Victoria.
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Thank you for being here, we absolutely love to see it.
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and Ryan's just said, no, we're not doing that.
So if no one likes what's next, it's Ryan's.
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and I think it's too nice and wholesome for today.
I get it.
So I want to talk about something fucked.
Okay.
Just, you know, cause we're here.
Yeah.
Now I have a new laptop. It is about something fucked. Okay. Just, you know, cause we're here. Yeah. Now I'm, I have a new laptop.
It is beautiful and shiny.
Yep.
And as we all know that setting up a new laptop
usually takes between six and eight months.
Yeah.
Because-
But your old laptop, doing anything on that
took six to eight months to, there's something in your eye.
We've all got to stop.
Are you okay?
Shall we write in today off?
No, no.
Is this it?
No.
Should we all just go get a quesadilla and calm down?
I need a quesadilla and a quesadilla,
antihistamines because-
That's funny.
I'm lightening up.
No, so Charles to help me set up the computer,
but then every time I do something, it's like,
do you allow this app to use
the thing and do you accept the conditions and I'm like every time I go to do something and so then
the other day you know what Google me yeah you can use my microphone you fucking idiot imagine if
you didn't yeah like oh don't allow then what imagine being on a Google meet where you're not
allowed to see me I get fired because I haven't been on the meeting.
Oh my lanta.
Sorry.
Are you okay, mate?
Nah, sorry.
I think you still revved up from before.
This is why I didn't want you in boyfriend mode.
Yeah, no, that's so fair.
So do you remember you, me and Fiona?
Yes.
Were on a Zoom call the other week and it was my first time using Zoom on the
computer and it said, oh my God.
I totally forgot about that.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, what do you remember? Well, we joined the meeting. and it said, oh my God. I totally forgot about that. Yes, yes, yes.
Well, what do you remember?
Well, we joined the meeting.
We joined this meeting and Fiona is like,
she's a business type.
She's getting her shit done.
Yeah, very important.
The two of us joined me and Fiona and then you join
and you sit back in your chair
and the camera like zooms in on you like this.
It was like, it was like a film,
like a David Fincher
like coming right at you.
And then I moved to this and it was zooming in
and I had to go and find the settings to say like,
no default, just all good.
You don't need to follow me around the fucking room
like a creep and a perv.
I would like Charles and Lily for you both to maybe say
how long you think that the camera follow spotted Ryan for during this.
Like, so he's like tapping around trying to find it, but we're still like doing the work,
but we're like on this thing.
Oh, slightly distracted.
Would you like to place your bets on how long this went on for?
Well, it's an hour meeting.
I'd say it took the full hour.
Not quite that bad.
I'm going to go 43 and a half minutes.
Oh, they've really, no, they've cut you down there.
Nah, it was a while.
It was about 15 minutes, which is a long time for Ryan.
Every time he's like looking at something,
the thing is like, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.
And then after I figured that bit out,
it said, what filters would you like?
And I think what I ended up with, I looked pretty good.
Do you remember what I had?
Well, I remember the eyebrows.
A very thick eyebrows,
because it's just like an Instagram filter,
but on Zoom, I don't know if anyone knows that, but you can just like add stuff and it's not realistic looking no
There was lipstick at one point. Do I look good?
Doesn't anyone look good just with a thick red sometimes. Oh, yeah, just like a boom red lipstick looking good
Yeah, like you with purpose makes you feel very confident. Yeah red lip and so
Fiona's trying to be serious.
I got her.
She started laughing.
Cracked.
Got her.
Tony's like, it was sort of, it was funny at first.
And then we are in a meeting.
Because Brian loves a prop, you know.
Yeah.
So then every time the filter changed, it was like,
has anyone noticed yet?
Yeah.
So we're all having a good time.
But I think where I looked my best
was with the thick red lipstick
and the very dark, very thick eyebrows.
Yeah.
It was very Pinterest 2012.
Thank you.
I know that wasn't supposed to be a compliment,
but thank you.
That's just to paint a picture of what the vibe was.
So we finished up the meeting, we go on our merry way.
Now I've been spending my weekends at the moment at Melbourne
Business School finishing off my MBA. Fuck, I'm so close, but still not quite there. So I get this
message in the morning that Mabel's not feeling so well and so Bridges like just off her feet,
like trying to take care of her. And I was like, oh, well in the lunch break, I'll drive back home.
And do the rest on Zoom.
Yeah. And when I last used Zoom, what were the settings?
You were doing the prop comedy.
Oh my God.
This is so embarrassing.
So the current class I'm doing is called Leading in Transformative Times, which is about guiding
your team and your people through tough times.
In your business, but also in the world.
In your business and organizing.
Oh, I've had a lot of people in government working in this thing and it's like...
You were learning about like what they did during COVID and...
Yeah, but it's also like, it's a very reflective subject
and a lot of people are kind of like,
this was a really tough time for me and my people
and here's how I tried to empathise with them
and I thought really hard and was...
But still do what was best for the business,
are you so torn?
Oh, but there was just people really pouring their heart out.
And then I had a question, any questions or any follow up and there's a lot of luck, oh,
you know, thanks for sharing.
It's great insight, I think we can all learn a lot from that.
It is very hard to hear someone say thank you so much.
That was very moving when they have...
The red lipstick and the big eyebrows.
And now...
I'm so embarrassed.
Now, how long did you say it took me to get rid of the zoomie zooms?
Oh, about 15 minutes.
So how long do you reckon it took me to get rid of the big eyebrows and the lipstick?
Well, I'm hoping it was less time because you put them on there.
No, it took a while.
Did you think about just turning your camera off completely?
No, because that's like...
Did you think about hanging up?
No, because a part of your markup class is like contributing to the classroom.
It's like a part of the thing.
And part of the etiquette of online class is you have your camera on, you're paying attention, like that's a part like it's part of the thing and part of the etiquette of online classes You have your camera on you're paying attention like that's a part of it
And if you got your camera off that it's like it's clear because there's a whole grid
Yeah, and there's like a dark one and you like you literally get marked down because it's like it's your job to be active and present
And contributing okay question were there many people on zoom there was there's 60 in the class
And I think there was at that day eight on zoom because I'm's 60 in the class and i think there was at that day eight on zoom because
i'm thinking and in the classroom there's a lecturer and then there's a big screen where all
the zoom people are because i'm thinking maybe because the less people on zoom the bigger your
square is so i was like oh if there's 20 people on zoom your square probably pretty small. Yeah, that's not small.
So then someone in my group, Amanda, she in the cause she's in my syndicate group, she
messages and then what's happened? She goes, Hey, do you know that? Do you know it's still
you have red lips and eyebrows? And I said, Yeah, I'm trying to change it, but do you think I look good?
It was a no from Amanda. Fair, fair. I disagree. I thought I looked great. I just think because the
zoomy camera was like a setting on your computer, but there's the lips and the fucking eyebrow.
See how long it takes you. But the lips and the eyebrows literally in zoom,
it says like filter.
You click the up button in the camera
and then you go view effects and filters.
Oh well, you fucking lost that today, Charles.
But that's in zoom.
Yeah, we know where you were.
Okay.
He was in something of his own.
Okay.
He was in somewhere of his own.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
So anyway.
How many people are on zoom did you say? Oh, not four. Okay. Okay. So anyway, people are on zoom. Did you say? Oh, not for sorry. I'm
miss her. Tony Lodge. I've got a love to say it here. Please. Is it me looking hot as fuck?
I actually that is one of my love to say it's my other love to see it though is from Stephanie.
And this is really going to bring us back around because this is very good. Steph says, feeling super proud of myself lately,
a few months ago, my husband and I decided
to delete social media off our phones
to try and be a bit more present with each other
and like work on ourselves.
And because the easiest thing at nighttime is to sit there
and the TV's on, but you're just scrolling on your phone,
not talking to each other.
Steph says, we've been so much more connected,
like her and her husband,
and I also now have a 100 day streak on Wordle, Peloton,
and Duolingo.
So every night after dinner, they're like, well, yep,
we might as well do our little things that we do.
We do our Wordle together,
and we do our Duolingo at the same time.
And this morning, you're like, I'd love to fucking see that. I do love to see that,
but I do have a question. Question. It sounds like you're just using other apps. But like,
isn't, cause yes, so fair. No, no, no. So I totally get you. But isn't the fact that you're doing like
wordle or duolingo is different to like doom scrolling on Instagram. It is, it is.
Because I can tell, and I know I've said this before,
I can tell days when I've spent too much time on my phone
because my mental health, it just like,
boom, shocking.
Like I just take too much home.
But on days if I've bricked my phone
or if I've said like, I'm gonna nit tonight
and not touch my phone, I feel way different.
So whilst I get you, it's still screen time,
but it's not like-
You're learning something, you're doing something.
Well, you're learning something.
You're using your brain,
not having your brain be rotted at.
And you're, yeah.
And it's kind of, it's more like a disconnect, isn't it?
Yeah.
How's your brick going?
My brick's awesome.
I use it all the time.
Sorry, I use it at night.
I don't use it during the day at all,
but normally at night, I'll-
You'll brick up for a bit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I really like it.
Yeah, I've actually like,
last week I was bricking every single night
before I went to bed and then like,
I would wake up because you've got like the thing
on your home screen that tells you like,
how long it's been bricked for.
Yeah.
And then I love it when it says like 10 hours or something.
Yeah, it's hell satisfying.
That's huge.
Yeah.
Have you been bricking, Lil?
Yeah, last two days.
But did you buy a brick?
Off Charles.
Because Charles brought two.
Yeah, he's wheeling and dealing.
Charles is flipping bricks.
I think he overcharged me.
I would actually believe that.
He's profiting.
I believe that.
Yeah, you gotta put a margin in there, that's fine.
Well, I put it on the work card to start with.
I know, Charles is just.
That's why we're on the phone with Fiona,
trying to figure out,
and Ryan's fucking putting his lipstick on,
we couldn't figure it out.
Have you got a love to say it?
Yeah, it's Mariah.
Carrie?
No, Mariah Colorado Robinson, who's a Tapa,
so thank you very much, Mariah.
MCR, My Chemical Romance.
MCR, My Chemical Romance. MCR, My Chemical Romance.
Maybe she is.
It's Gerard Way.
That's her stage name.
Yeah.
She said that,
Maya loved to say it is that she doesn't mix stuff,
like drinks.
She still uses a straw and blows bubbles to mix it.
What do you mean?
So say I have like a bourbon and coke.
You'll have like ice, a bit of bourbon, you fill it up with coke and then you'll kind
of like stir it in.
Yeah.
No.
Doesn't that make the coke go flat though?
Liquor, with a coffee, like when you put the milk in?
No!
It froths it for you.
Blowing bubbles into a straw to mix a drink, liquor, coffee, watered down anything.
I'm a 32 year old lady blowing bubbles into my drinkies everywhere and anywhere.
Calling it drinkies as well.
You've won me back.
I love to see that.
That's amazing.
So thank you, My Chemical Romance and Mariah Colorado Robinson.
That has made my day and it wasn't tough considering how it started for Tony.
Yeah, no, so fair.
So thank you for that and...
Love ya.
Everyone have a great day and have plenty of drinkies.
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