Toni and Ryan - Celebs You Didn't Know Were Irish

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

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Fuck off! He's Irish? Yeah. Show me a video of him speaking in an Irish accent in his home tongue. Fuck, I'd let him touch me on the home tongue. Hi, I'm Alex from New York in the United States. Hi, I'm Fran from Hampshire in the South UK. Hi, I'm Dallas from Geelong, Australia, and I agree this podcast.

That chocolate has really taken my breath away. Ryan's just had some chocolate for breakfast, Slay. Literally love it. and then was like, oh, that's why my mouth a little bit. I'll have some Lucasade. So orange and chocolate in the mouth. They're coming to fucking get you. I don't know if everyone can hear that heli chopper,

but they're coming to get Ryan for having those two years together. Humanity. Charles, can you hear it in the audio? Yeah, when no one's talking, you can. Okay, well, let's just not shut the fuck up. Yeah. But there's a helicopter circling us. Are they looking for a fugitive on the run from a barber store?

Sorry, I'm so sorry, but you said it yesterday as well. Are you saying fugitive? What? Say fugitive. I don't like these games. Say fugitive. I think I am saying fugitive. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like a criminal in the future. It's from that movie Lou Pardley. Underrated film. Oh, completely agree. Joseph Fletter. Gordon Leavitt. Isn't he great? He's a fugitive.

What do you say? Fugitive. Fugitive. Like that TV show the fugitive. Yeah, but it's fugitive. No, it sounds like you're saying fudge. No, I'm saying fuge. Fugitive.

You're a fugitive. Anyway, there's a fugitive on the loose here in Dundrum. But we don't know about it yet because it's happening in the future. It's like minority. This is literally minority report. I haven't seen it. I know because I've brought it up so many times. It's this.

It's a fugitive. Is that Matt Damon? No. Tom Cruise. No, that's Mission Impossible. Has he done more than one? Multiple movies, yeah, also in Top Gun. I have seen that.

Minority Report. What's the... And the World's Last Samurai. Give me like the five word. I'll give you one word. Minority Report? Futitive. Oh.

It predicts crimes in the future and then his job is to prevent them from happening. I like that actually. I think they might be arrest people for like future murder. I like that. So they lock them up before. they can do it. On what grounds? Just that he's...

On future murder. Yeah. Because the crazy people in the pond told him that that's what's going to happen. In the pond. That sounds silly? You're watching it. You go, they're just random people laying in a pond? In a pond.

I think... Pond is an underrated word that you don't hear in Australia much. I feel like that's quite a European slash English word. Minority report people in water. Oh. It's water now. it was a pomp. Mr. D.

There's a pondy play. Oh. Yeah, it's just a pond. It actually looks like a float tank. I bet you they're all wanking off in there. There, see? Yeah. They just lay there in the water and they go,

I think Tony is going to hold up a barber in Dunham Island. Yeah. And they're right. Oh. Okay. Sorry, the sound of the city. So we've been away for a few days. We're currently in Ireland.

And Tony, I thought I would show you just some news about what's happening back home. Oh, okay. Have you seen the news? I haven't seen the news. Have a look at this, man. It's the time zone. It's,

you know how you live in Australia and you're like, it's our normal, but then you go... Take a step back. And you go, what the fuck's going on down, man? Totally. Oh. I think...

Treat ADHD. Right. Okay. Australians are turning to cocaine to self-treat ADHD, with the illicit drug now being used as a sub-treat. for regulated stimulants. Australians are turning to Coke. Oh, so really turned to

well since you've been away. Turns out people are struggling to get their ADHD medications. Like riddlin and stuff, yeah. And they're just doing Coke now. Yeah. I mean it's the same. Um... It's not the same, but like... Yeah, top comment.

Jonathan. Hi Jonathan. But officer, it's for medical purposes. Ah, Lucy. Side effects include increased focus, decreased bank balance, decreased bank balance and an explicable desire to tell everyone at the party about your new business idea. So they putting cocaine on the rebate. You go with like if you buy it on the street, yes, it's $350.

But if you get it at the chemist's only 1785. That's so funny. Thank you so much. You know how it's always an odd amount of money? Read Terry's comment. Shit's expensive. Can we put it on PBS? I'm Terry.

Have I not told you guys what my burner account is Terry? Terry loves old. Dot com. That's my burner account. We're currently in Ireland. Tomorrow's episode will be live on stage in Ireland. Yes. We're 500 Irish tarppers.

It's going to be a great time. Yeah. But today we thought we'd play a game of, did you know they were Irish? The delivery of that was absolutely unbelievable. How would you say? And take a breath and then like dramatically look at the camera. Did you know they were Irish?

That's good. Thanks. Charles. Did you know they were Irish? That was better than I was expecting. Yeah. I was expecting pretty shit. And that was pretty good.

What about, um, did you know they're Irish? Irish, you know. What's the crack? They're Irish. Crock and Irish. Well, they're doing crack for ADHD at home. Yeah. Crack cocaine is the same thing in America, but it's not the same thing in Australia.

So it doesn't make sense. I've seen train spotting. Um, I love the movie train spotting. Why? It is so horrific. It's great, though. It's a great movie. amazing cinema, but just like, I wouldn't say I'll, just because of...

Oh, no, you can't really say that you love it. It's like, oh. So when he goes into the toilet and you just want to be sick and the baby on the roof? Have you seen trainspotting Charles? Don't. Yeah, you have to be 15 to watch it, I think, so it makes sense. It really turns, it does its job. It does, yeah, it makes you hell not want to do heroin.

Yeah. Like, it's an antidote, for sure. I did say this yesterday, but some of these might be obvious, but also maybe we're fuckheads and they're not. So I'm just, we just got to let the game play out. Yeah. And it's a safe space for us to now learn who's Irish and who's not.

Nile Horan from one direction. I didn't know that. Really? Yeah. I'm not a director. I was never a directioner. So I'm not, I'm not really across it.

Is he the only Irish? Like, is Harry Styles Irish? No. No. They're all English. Yeah. And he's from West Meath. West Mead?

West Meath. Oh. Who's to say? The moths in the West. Yeah. The Westmeath. Um, okay, so that's a one from like a one surprise. That's good.

That's a surprise. I didn't know that. Which one? I don't know all their names or anything. He's the little blondie. Nah, isn't that Harry? No. Oh, okay.

No, I couldn't, I couldn't name you the other ones. He's the one with the small hands. What? Google Nile Hor and small hands. Slow hands. That's it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah. He's Irish. Yeah. Slow hands Like sweat dripping I'm a dirty laundering No chance

That it's leaving here from Ireland Fuck me up I love a spice bag That's what he's singing He doesn't sound Irish at all Yeah you put your small hands Into the spice bag That's really dry now

Number two You too I'm not fucking you up I'm not fucking yeah, I thought they were American. Charles, by the time this episode comes out, well, we have not been in the country anymore. They're going to kick me the fuck out.

They're going to cancel my visa. That's what I mean we'll already be gone. I didn't get one. Yeah, you too. At the border, they were just like, oh, I was like, yeah, just holiday. Sorry. We are on holiday. Yeah.

So why would it be bad? Nah, like, you know, this is what happened when I got here. the live show or anything. This is what happened I get here. They say, um, you ask the question. Oh, welcome, sir. Have you, because you, a passport. You say, what are you doing here?

What are you doing here? What you mind your own fucking business. Oh, well, I love really well done. I hope you'll love the Guinness factory in the space back. I love one of those things. Okay, do you want to know what's really fucking annoying? Actually, it's not annoying at all. It's the slightest bit of annoying.

Okay. I, in researching this, went to the Googles and said, who were like the most famous Irish people? Slay. And it's like, number one, U2, number two, Bono, number three, the edge. And I'm like, that's just all the same one. Oh, so all of them from U2 are Irish. Yeah. That's, I genuinely thought that were all American, all American rejects.

They're underrated. I fucking love all American rejects. Not underrated at all. Perfectly amount of rated. I like them. Number three. Fuck, they just heard me say I don't have a visa and I don't know who Bono is. The helicopter's back.

Which is more damning. Yeah, fuck. There's both not great. Surely, why haven't I seen like a U2 drive or something then? Because you know when it's like a big deal that like a super, because U2 is so famous? Can you Google shit named after U2? Yeah. Maybe not shit, but just like named after U2.

Stuff named after U2. Yeah, you know, and all around the UK, it's, um, YouTube. Arena. No, O'Doo Arena? Oh, fuck. Nice. I think that's in L.A.

Isn't it? No. Isn't O2 Arena in L.A? No. London. There's a few of them though. Oh. I can't find it.

You're right though. Yeah. You would think of this like, oh, it's called like the fucking Bono Airport or something. Do you know what I mean? The Bono Air Force. I don't fucking know. That's a tribute.

Like JFK. Yeah. You know, Bono Airport. Who's J.F.K. named after. John F. Kennedy. The coach of Hawtham Football Club In the 70s, yes.

Do you reckon the Melbourne airport Will in time be named the Tony Lodge Airport? I fucking hope so. Instead of the Tala Marine, they're going to call it the Tonoma Lodge. Where are you landing? I flying into TLA. I just got pussy wet then.

Into the TLA, the Tony Lodge Airport. Yeah, I'd go through the TSA, the TLA. What do you reckon you've got to do to get an airport named after you? And I'm going to follow that up with the statement. Because if you two still don't have the airport named after them, like, what do you have to do? Because they're very high achievers in their fields. JFK.

Oh. Why don't you ask that? No, literally Slay. Why don't you ask Brisbane? What they did to get their airport. Ask the suburb of Tala Marine what they did. Ask. Avalon.

What's my favorite one? LaGuardia. Yes. Ask Kennedy. That's a. Kennedy. What's the airport called in L.A.? It's L-AX.

Fuck out of the car with that. But it's like there's so-and-so, the Tom Brady. Tom Brady, yeah. No, Tom O'Hare. Oh, no, that's in Chicago. That's O'Hare. Tom Brady is the international terminal. Tom Brady, like the football player.

I don't think it's Tom Brady, though. Tom Brady, the football player. Sorry, if Tom Brady, the football player, has a fucking airport. named after him in LA. Hang on. Bono needs to throw the fuck down. He's on every...

Because that's crazy. He's on every... He's on every... But he can't get an airport. But he can't get a fucking airport. He deserves better. It's Tom Bradley. And he's an athlete and former mayor of L.A.

I'd say Tom Brady's bigger than him. Well, yeah, physically. Well, I've heard of Tom Brady. Who the fuck is Tom Bradley? Well, he died in 1998. Oh my God. And may he rest in peace? I've always had a lot of time for him

Maybe Bono has to die first before they start getting all godly and statuey and airport namey. Oh. Like it's in a memoriam. Yeah, like in a memoriam. Yeah. In the memoriam. In the memoriam.

I can't wait to go to Italy. We're going to Italy soon. We're going to Italy. I keep forgetting. Tony and I will be starting in the Netflix original. Tonella and Rihano. Tanella and Riano, the Italian soap opera. Yeah, and you'll get to watch that.

Are we doing accents? I will be. Okay, I'll do accent as well. Yeah. Oh, you don't know the script yet. No, no, it's all. Well, Danielle, Danny on our team, she has had, I think we've talked about this on the show, that she, her mom is Italian and we were getting, we had to like chat with the hotel and stuff

and go like, yes, we did mean to book. eight rooms. That was not a mistake. And so her mom jumped on the phone and then her mom goes, yeah, I love speaking and tell him. We went, well, do we have the job for you? I get you a good price. Next one.

Yep. That's a drum roll. When you don't have a spare hand. Graham Norton. I did know he was Irish. Yeah. But that's a great one. I love Graham Norton.

It's very. funny. Chilian Murphy. Who? Fucking Chilean Sea bass. Who are you talking about? Who's Chilean Murphy? He had a small role in Oppenheimer.

I've only said it once. He played Oppenheimer. You know that guy? Yeah. He was also in Batman. He was also in, what's that one where he's a gang? He's Tommy Shelby in... Isn't Batman fucking Ding Dong?

Yeah, he played Scarecrime. Oh, so he's not Batman. No, he's in the Batman. He's in the Batman. What's the Peeky Blinders? Oh, I haven't seen that. Where they wear the hats? I tried on one of those hats in the Guinness Factory and it looked really good.

It did. I didn't see it. Chilion Murphy. I don't know who that is. Can you show me a picture of him? Oh, you're joking. Oh. He's named Chilien.

Yeah. Can you type in Chile and Murphy Irish and there'll be like a 12 second little TikTok real because someone interviews him and goes, so you guys are from English. I'm Irish. Yeah, I'm British? No, no, no. Oh, sorry. Sorry.

That's a big difference. The area of North Europe. Oh, man. You've also a British. I have actually seen that video before. Doesn't it make you sick? Oh, it just, and just the fact that the guy's like, oh yeah, I know. So I'm Europe.

And he's like, well, not like, sorry, British. It would know. I actually think it's fine to go. go, I'm sorry. How do I say it? Yeah. And he goes, oh, well, obviously. I think so too.

When he just keeps backing in that he's right and they're like, and then he, you can tell he gets a bit fucked off and he's like, no, there's a big difference, which like there is. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Sorry, I don't know who that person is. One of the greatest actors of our generation.

Oh, what is it? Eddie Redmayne. Ryan's new favorite actor? Where's Eddie Redmayne from? Perth. If I find out that. Perth. All the best people are.

Me? He'd be London, surely. Kylie Minogue? Yeah, West Westminster, London. Yeah. Oh, rich. And finally... This is also a good game of tone.

Does Tony know who they are? Yeah. I like it. I really fucking hope you know who this person is. Pierce Brosnan. Fuck off. Yes. are from Navarre.

James E Bondo. James E Bondo is about 50K's northwest from here is his home town of Narva? He's Irish? Yeah. Show me a video of him speaking in an Irish accent in his home tongue. Fuck, I'd let him touch me on the home tongue.

It's mighty and it's nice to be part of that tapestry of Celtic, mystic, melancholic, beauty, fearless artists. You made me want to be Irish. That was fantastic. There's just something there. I don't know what it is. It's such a small, small island. And it's had it.

troubles and it's troubles and this and it's that but uh somehow there's a inner strength there within the people killian who's been there for such a long time Killian You should call him Chilean No we both heard the same thing Killian Killian Murphy you said Chilean Murphy the whole time

No you did because I said he's a Chilean C bass and you said hey he's Irish You were saying Chilean the whole time. It's Killian. Killian Murphy. You were saying Jillian Murphy. It's like how are we going to get rid of Murphy or we'll be killing him? He said Gillian, eh?

Check the tape. Insert tape here. Chilion Murphy. All right, you listening and watching No before we do? I've just fallen in love with Pierce Brosnan again. Can we forget me being a fuck at? What is that caramel? That just makes you...

Touch me on the Chilean sea bass. That is... Fucking eat my pussy. It's Pierce Brosman. Eat my Pierce, Brosman. Pierce me, Brosman. Kiss me, I'm Irish.

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um that has thrown me right off i haven't seen bambi because i already lived it but i mean i know what happens the premise yeah yeah i think if bambi was a ten ten parter you would just get the first and last completely agree i don't think you need to see the hunters in the woods who are those guys is that important i haven't seen it neither yeah cool oh i'm thinking of lassie oh what's that i think it's similar oh who'd you say bamby The deer? Yeah, lassie's like a dog, but looks like a deer and also is in the woods. I don't think that lassie looks like a deer.

Is it? It's like a just dog, isn't it? Yeah, but aren't dogs and deer's kind of like third cousins? Not second. No, twice removed. I don't think so. I don't think that there are... I saw this video.

I don't think that even get along if they met. I saw this video of a deer and it was like in a lake or a river and it was swimming... Oh, it obviously got... Beautiful. No, but it... Oh, struggling. Yeah, like, it obviously gone for a drink and gone too far. Oh, dear.

Yeah. Oh, dear. Yeah. Tell me about it. And so this people that are out in the boat and one of them jumps in and like grabs the deer and drags back into the, and like, you know, like dried it off and took it to shore and it was like real cute and was resting on its little head on their lap and stuff. Oh, that is so beautiful.

It was so nice. Can you send me the video? Yeah. I thought I saw it on Reddit this morning. Oh. It was a busy morning for me. Yeah, big day. Um, well, to bring us out of, um, of poor struggling deer chat and whether it'd be friends with a dog.

Um, for hot take Tony, we have brought the crown with us. It hasn't fared that well in the travel. No. Uh, we, it, you have to just forgive. It's got a little flap. And sang. And you like me just fine. No, I think it adds character.

It feels like it would be like, uh, uh, uh, uh, I like it. I like it. Okay, my hot take is that shampoo and conditioner should not come in the same size container. Don't have the matchstick, but you've been scorched. You don't use them at the same rate. Oh, I thought you were about to say don't belong in the same bottle. And I was going to say, let me tell you about men's toiletries. I'll give you body wash, shampoo.

Conditioner and a face. I know. It's in my fucking thing right now. And a face cleanser from the good folks at Links Africa, which is the body wash slash hair shampoo and conditioner of choice of this Airbnb. That's what they've got like in the shower and we all went, oh. Show yourself. Why I have three bottles when you can have one. Exactly. And I'm always saying.

That's where I thought you were gone. No. Okay. So what do you use more of? I use more conditioner than I do shampoo. Which goes first? Shampoo. That explains.

so much. Because the shampoo lathers up. So you know how you like... It goes on first and cleans the hair. Yeah. I go on first and clean the hair. Yeah. Conditioner is better.

I leave the hair sicky and smooth. Yeah, I've seen the ad. Yeah. But I... Billy Addison. Billy Madison fucks. I... I had the biggest crush on Billy Madison when I was a kid.

On Adam Samma. Yeah. But on Billy Madd Island, I like, you know, I didn't know that it wasn't him. Um, acting. Acting. He got you real good. Yeah, you did. I think here's another take.

I reckon if I met Adam Sandler, we'd be bros. You reckon? Yeah, I reckon we'd get along. Why is that? In fact, I don't know why we aren't friends already. Should I give him a call? Yeah. I reckon let's get on him.

Hang on. Siri, call Adam Sandler. Oh, that's not going to work because we're in Ireland. So you've got to go, Siri, call Adam Sandler. Oh, so true. Because we've got the Irish Siri Hang on one second Oh it's fucking

Siri Go on them, Sandel Saddle, Faddle! He didn't answer That's weird The person is done In your contacts To fucking tell me what to do

Yeah, what a bitch She's fucking She needs to lift So what a ratio are you So because a shampoo You don't need very much Because it lathers up So I am a very, very proud

Member of Club Shampoo Shampoo Condition that explains so much about you thank you so much so I shampoo rinse shampoo rinse then condition and with conditioner because it doesn't expand you need way more of it

and I've got real my hair's really long at the moment but my hair is super thick sorry I thought he's calling back is Adam Sandler hello Adam not not him not not him

but so that because it doesn't expand you need like a lot to put through your hair Gotcha. And so I go through conditioner so much faster than I go through... Even though you're double shampooing. Yeah. Still not enough.

Still not enough. Forever is not enough. Jamesy Bondo. I feel like they should sell them in packs where the ratio is right. That's what I'm saying. And right now I've got two little travel ones. I've got a minty shampoo and a minty conditioner. That conditioner's probably going to last me two washes.

Yeah, and the shampoo light take it home. Oh, I'll fucking use that next. time we go away. Yeah. I'll give that to my kids. That's going to be a hair loom. I know I did a good job because everyone started typing. Do you know what I'm saying?

Is that what they're saying? Are you shampooing and conditioning? What are you doing? What do you do? Because you wear product in your hair. Do you ever like wash that out? No. No.

Or like every like couple of weeks or something. Oh no actually. You'd have to wash it before you get it cut or whatever. No. Oh. You've got to wash it before you get a cut. Like I wash my hair every day, but I just use like a two and one. Torbs is the same.

He washes every day. Um, oh, actually it depends. So when, because. Because doesn't the product like build up in it? Let me tell you about my nighttime routine. Oh, I actually could. So excited. Hang on.

Lily looks shocked and surprised. Don't worry. I'm not going to eat any chip sandwiches, Lil. I thought you about to say I'm not going to eat you out. I was like, you can't say that. You can't do it, but you can't say it. I think saying that would be better than saying I would. Oh.

Was that offensive? What do you think? Both are not fine. They're not fine. Nighttime routine. We have dinner. What? Like what?

whatever we're having that now because you don't cook no so whatever Bridget cooks yeah it's like but because Bridget cooks I'll put all the stuff in the dishwasher and the pots fuck up

I do do that you don't because Mabel always wants to like watch like a little episode of Bluey or something with Bridge on the couch so while they do that I'll just like quickly put the stuff in Bridget sometimes have to

do it again I wouldn't say again but just like complete the job in her words Tony I can see your face I can see your face Anyway then me and May will do a nudie swim Yes

This is what we do We go out into the pool And we have a nudie swim So this is post dinner Post dinner Part of the wine down And then maybe To get those like wriggles out

Yeah It gets her last wriggles out And it's also Because from there We have a hot shower Yeah Together and Now that I think about it

I've just got a So I don't know if it's hair Or shampoo or fucking whatever Yeah But I'll just like everywhere because I don't want to smell of the chlorine. Oh, yes. And it's even not in a wash my hair way.

It's just like I don't want to the chlorine smell. I completely get it. And so I'll get into the beard and just like. And that's just with like the same soap you'd use like on your body. Yeah. And so me and Mabel do the same. We're just like, and because she loves like pretending like rubbing this hair stuff,

like the soap into dad's hair and she scrubs it. Yeah, cute. And so we have a shower together. Yep. And then we do Jarmie's book and bed. Yeah. And so if Mabel and I haven't swum in the pool, I haven't washed my hair.

Yeah, right. So I only wash my hair to get the chlorine out. So if I haven't swam for three months. But if you put product in it, like I know you don't as much now because it's not as long. Yeah. But if you do put product in it, doesn't it just feel it'll be like...

No, but even just the scrub under the water. Gets it out? Yeah. Because I feel like wax doesn't come out under... But it's not waxy though. Oh, it's not. Yeah, because a wax would get... But my...

Yeah, just like it's... It's so amateur to the product. It just... Yeah, right. Because I reckon that if I put product in my hair, I would need to wash it straight away because it just like sticks in there. Yeah, I get, yeah. And then I hate it when my pillows smells like hair stuff. Yeah, yep.

Like that really just like upsets me if my pillow has a smell. Is this weird? If I like rub a bit of, first of all, no. If I rub a bit of product in my hair in the morning, I reckon by the time I go to bed just like, it wears out. It's kind of just not really there anymore. Yeah. Does that just mean the product? something like good.

Probably, but also because I don't have like the wet look. I've always just got like a bit of... Yeah, because it's like a pomard or something, right? Like that's what I call it, like a hair pomat. It's not the type of dog? Pomaradian. So I was like, I'm pretty sure it's a dog dude. No, you're all thinking you're a pomerania.

Yeah, I am. Sorry. You were correct. That sounds like a fancy word. It usually is just like a mud or a clay. Yeah. I mean, that sounds pretty fancy too. Or a pomard.

I think the clay is the poter. I don't know what it would be, but I feel like I'm thinking of promenade because I was like a U2 promenade. Yeah. And I'm just driving down the U2 promard. Yeah. Pomard. Pomart. Yeah.

They've got heaps of hair stuff. I'm driving down the U2 mud. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it. No, it doesn't. Yeah. But so my hot take is that shampoo and conditioner shouldn't come in the same size container because you don't use them at the same right. And then you've got to go by a new conditioner, but you kind of halfway through a shampoo,

but then you're off kills. And I don't like that. No. No, that's not for me. No. Thank you so much. Couldn't agree more. So we've also been given a hot recommendation for our time in Ireland because we have

become the butter podcast. Yep. And everybody said, well, when you're in Ireland, you have to try Kerry Gold Butter straight from the teat. Kerry fucking Gold. Thanks, Lil. So Lily went out. It's the Duck River Butter, but not in Tasmania.

Well, so because we did the Duck River Butter in Tasmania. then we did all that fancy butter the other week on the butter podcast. And now we're like, we have to try this. Lily went out and got us the butter and this beautiful fresh bread. Oh, do you want to undo that? That bread looks beautiful. It's soft. We left it on the bench so that it would be.

Because when you buy a spreadable one, it's often not as good quality as the, oh, that's quite soft. Yeah. Okay. I reckon that's fine. All right. Shall I do a little spready? That's so. I'll hold the hand.

Let me... Keep that out. Oh. One for Ryan. Thank you. Kerry gold. It does look gold. It looks very yellow.

Cheers. Cheers. And cheers to see it. Cheers to the Kri-Gold. Oh. That's a fucking good butter. From great bread, too. That crunch was very ASMR.

Mmm, that bite is so good. I'll go full AMSA. M.S.M.A. M.S.m. Here we go. Nice. I'm gonna, I've gotta have some more. Oh. That is so yummy.

A bit of butter went into the microphone. Oh my god, that is so yummy. Oh my god. Mmm. This has made my day. Do you think that we could be? butter ambassadors for every country. So every time we go somewhere,

we just do the butter of the region. You've gone in for another bit and I'm really jealous, but one of us has to be able to talk. I reckon, what if we were on tour? Hang on. You just finished that before you. That's really yum.

Let's do a tour in Australia and let the tour be called Spread us like the buttery sluts we are and every town we go to, we try the local butter. What if we call it butter I hardly know It might be harder to sell

Sluts is all I'm saying You haven't tried hard enough Sex sales bake I have a I really great you love to see it Okay I'm gonna keep talking so that you can finish eating your butter

No don't have another bit Don't have another bit Don't have another bit Let's be quick Don't have another bit I thought the butter was the you like to say. Well, it was going to be, but then I got sent this amazing article from Claudia.

And she said, I saw this article and I sprinted to Patreon to send this to you. And we love justice on this podcast. We love good news. And this is wonderful. Oh, I thought you meant like Justice Crew, Kisara. I mean, we do love Justice Crew. Do you know that the Justice Dance Crew performed at a Christmas party? No, at that, at an awards night for Hit FM.

In Bunbury? In Bunbury. Don't doubt it for a second. They had the best parties. Okay. Okay. Sorry, Ryan just had him in small bread. Someone find me a small apartment.

Look at your buttery fucking fingers on your microphone. Greasy. How does that even happen? Someone find me a little cute apartment, a little townhouse within, no, not this one. Within five minutes of 40 foot. Oh. And then we'll go to that little straight. Yeah.

There's Tapper at the pub there. We had our first Guinness. Yep. Bury me in Kerry fucking gold. Yep. Bury me in Kerry gold. Here's my perfect day. Bary me in the Kerry.

I wake up in the morning. Yep. And I just go straight to 40 foot and I jump in that ice of cold water. Amazing. Yep. I walk back to my house. Uh-huh. And I, do I shower?

No, I don't shower. No, I do shower. You do, I think. That water is really salty. And then I put on like an uddy or just something really comfy. and I get a cup of ginger tea and some beautiful sour dough with some Kerry Gold

and then it doesn't actually matter what happens for the rest of the day after that I'm living my perfect day every fucking day That's beautiful I love that Thank you Just some more bread What do you love to say loves you

So Claudia sent this article She said I has sprinted to Patreon to send this to you We have talked about On the podcast before the injustice stop eating the fucking butter we've talked about the injustices of being in a hotel and trying to go to the pool where people have um put their stuff on a sunlanger and how fucked off that makes us right yep so claudia has said send me this article and the

headline pretty much is a german tourist has won a payout of more than 900 euro which is about two grand Australians, about double. Yep. After he was unable to secure a sun lounger due to other guests reserving them with towels. Who did he sue? He sued the tour operator for not asking the hotel to enforce their reservation policy.

Because around the pool there are signs that are like you can't reserve sun loungers. Yep. And the family, the hotel wasn't enforcing that. And people were flaunting the rules. Yeah, people, flouting,

yes, flouting the rules. What's flaunting? Besides the great song by TV rock. Floating is like, uh, uh, mm-mm.

Like, if you were flaunting, like, go on and flound it. It's like, flaunt what your mama gave you. But I thought they're flaunting the fact that they've got sun.

Flouting the rules is the, is the term. Anyway, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But, um, um,

so the, um, they've sued the hotel. That's crazy. For not enforcing their, thing. The man who has not been identified, I don't fucking wonder why, was on holiday in Greece with his family in 2024, said he spent 20 minutes a day trying to find a sun lounger despite waking up at 6 a.m with his family. That's fucked up. Yeah, they couldn't get a reservation

I couldn't get a sun lounger because people had put their stuff on them. And he got paid out 900 euro. Not enough. For like for compensation of being like, well, I was there for a week. I didn't get to use part of what I paid for when I booked my room. And I couldn't use the pool. And I couldn't use the pool. Yeah. That's fucked good on him. I love to see that.

900 euro for your trouble. I like that. Would you trade that in though for being able to use it? Yeah. Like I'd rather be able to use the Sunlap jar. Especially if I'm working up at 6

I'm on holiday to get a fuck, I mean, who could be fucked? Or is he just like on his way home? Oh, well, he said he's in his family. Before I get back,

I might just throw a fucking towel down. I don't know if I just have a look. But yeah, so he won. He won. Isn't that so bizarre. Done. I love to say it. Well done.

That's huge. My love to see it is from Murray. My Murray. He's got some bin chat. Love it. Neighbours are away on holiday and they ask me to put their bins out while they're away. Said not a problem at all. Good neighbourly thing to do.

That is a good neighbourly thing to do. Yep. Guess what? Their bins are only half full. You can bet your sweet-ass that I filled that bad boy all the way to the top. You've got... That's the tax. Don't you just bloody love to see that, says Murray.

do love to see that. That is amazing. That is a great. You love to see it, Murray, and you do love to see that. But not only does he, is that what like pays for the deed. But then he's also owed a bin putter out when he goes away. So it's like a two for the price of none, really. My sister is doing our bins while we're away. Is she? Yeah, she is. And she's relishing the extra bin space. She's loving it down there. Oh yeah, yeah. She put it in the back of her car. In the back of her holding trial by stuff and nahed yeah brought that rubbish charles has busted me a few times getting to the office early oh with the with the rubbish charles who's doing your bins while you're away no um but i actually don't go through that much

rubbish because i live by myself and you take it to work but don't you want someone to put your bins out so it looks like you home i've got my blinds go up and down well oh so sorry that's smart that's too yeah really not um not the blinds in the front but like lights on and off and stuff like that. Like flick themselves on in... Well, because we've got the smart thing so we can turn them on from here. You're living in the year three. Listen to these guys, dude.

They're fucking living in the future. We're doing it. We're doing it. It's so crazy. What times? With the lights. Because if they're on too late, you'd be like, well, they're taking the piss. Yeah, well, because you can't leave them on the whole time. That's what I mean.

That's it. You've got to play the game a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to be aware. Normally, probably through the day, pop them on and then turn them off at, you know, a bedtime to vibe. Yeah. Do you hear this?

mine, it's sunrise and sunset. So it changes each day and you just wouldn't know. Oh, Charles, you should get tools to set that up. That's quite cool. And it just follows the, it just follows whatever sunrise sunset in Melbourne is. Do you have that on anyway? Yeah. So like every day my blinds, like in my living room just go up and down.

So then my plant like gets some light. Works really well. Oh my God, Charles. I love to say that. Who's watering the plants in the office while we're here? No one waters them when we're there. So true. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. Oh, what's three extra weeks of no water going to do? You've had three years. Yeah, like, you've made it this far. Because that one behind... Survival of the fittest. I don't know why it's ended up, like, just behind my desk, but that's not looking good, eh?

The one at the top of the stairs is looking absolutely terrible. I wanted it just before we left. Oh, did you? Oh, well, it might square out. Yeah, we go. Yeah, we go. Okay. It's a positive end to the show.

Anyway, tomorrow's episode is our live show from Dublin. Sold out. Yep. So we can't wait for everyone to hear that. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be a lot of fun. we'd love you to watch with us. Thank you so much for listing and joining us in Dublin.

You'll see the live show tomorrow, but we fucking love you. Love to fucking say it. Love you. Thanks for the butter. Can I have the rest of it? No. You've had more bits than me now, so I'm going to eat the last one. Okay.

Don't we cut you some more? No, you go. I'm going to eat this. Oh, okay. Empty offer. We don't butter shame here, but that was a generous serving. You get more.