Toni and Ryan - Chatroom romance 🔥

Episode Date: December 14, 2021

We hear about dirt from Disneyland straight from the horse's mouth, we have another round of Normal or Nah, and some more MSN Messenger Mishaps. Love ya! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors, like when our estrogen levels drop during menopause, causing the risk of heart disease to go up. Know your risks. Visit heartandstroke.ca. Hello? Mikey, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you? Oh, my God.

Hi. How are you guys? We're well. I mean, we're even better now that we're talking to you. Oh, my gosh. My day has been made. Well, Mikey, you have made our day in the past. Now, everyone will know it's not in my interest to be outing anyone

with their stories. I always like to give a fake name. Yeah, we'd never, ever, ever say someone's name like George Wendell. Yeah, anything like that. However, I'm going to say to you, would you like to out yourself and say a story that you may have contributed to the podcast in the past? Okay, so here is the tea. I used to work at in the past. Okay, so here is the tea. I used to work at Walt Disney World. Little did I know that Walt Disney World is ripe with sexual tension.

Absolute sexual tension. You can tell from the movies. Oh, absolutely. Like you said last week, like a fanfic gone wrong. It's like that, but times a thousand. It is. So, you know, there are locker rooms under the Magic Kingdom. There's a whole tunnel system that you've heard about. It's very cool.

It's actually really intricate and there's actually trash chutes that are hydraulic that shoot trash from one end of the park to the other at 100 miles per hour. It's really cool, really interesting, very cool stuff to look at. Is that just a disguise for all the sex dungeons and sex rooms happening underneath? Is that all just a ruse? Oh, absolutely. The sex dungeon is next to the room where Walt's head is. Is it?

Is it? We have to show some respect to him. But, you know, I get down there one day for my shift. So I got in the stall, you know, doing my business on my phone, just like whatever, scrolling Twitter. And then, just like whatever, throwing Twitter.

And then just like Ryan said, the. I am in awe. Absolute awe. So we are talking to the famous guy who heard Peter Pan getting porked. That's you. Oh, yeah. I walk out of the stall. I see Gaston and Peter Pan washing porked. That's you. Oh, yeah. I walk out of the stall. I see Gaston and Peter Pan washing their hands, you know,

kind of giving each other a side eye or whatever. Gaston's hair is a little messed up. I'm like, girl, I know what exactly that you're doing. And you know what? This is also the same Peter Pan I saw eating cheesy curly fries on my first day. God, a real, you know, full circle moment. I'm like, the sexual tension, like I said, is right. Well, it sounds like exactly the same as our work.

You and I, it's very, a lot of sexual tension. One day we're eating chips, the next day. Bread, absolutely. No, absolutely. I mean, you guys are basically married in my eyes. It's true. So Bridget and Todd, move over. Yeah, move over. Yeah, I agree.

Maybe they could figure it out and we could figure it out. Yeah, we're all friends here. Like a wife swap, partner swap kind of deal. Yeah. How about we get Mikey to approve the podcast and then we can talk about this off air? Oh, my God, I'm approving too. He's like, I was just calling for a date.

Thank you so much, Mikey, and thanks for such a great story as well. It was honestly fantastic. Absolutely. Thank you so much, Mikey, and thanks for such a great story as well. It was honestly fantastic. Absolutely. Thank you, guys. No, you guys are honestly, like, the best. And, Ryan, before I get on the phone, I am also adopted. So you getting your story out there, it really pulls at my heartstrings because I've gone through that in my own life,

and it's great to see someone like you on a platform, you know. Oh, well, thanks for sharing. Spreading that message. I really appreciate you doing that. Well, thank you for saying that. Although Mikey and I are the adopted ones. Tony's sitting there in the corner crying now. I'm like, oh.

It's just really nice because you don't actually hear people talking about being adopted. And if they do, it's like a horrible, like, woe is me story. It's not like an empowering. Oh, yeah. You know, I was blessed to have been adopted by two wonderful parents and had a very, you know, blessed life in the fact that, like, I was given the opportunities that I may have not had if I, you know,

hadn't been adopted. So seeing Ryan put that out there and, like, just promoting that and, you know, the Mother's Day video, I watched that a couple times, and I just, it's tear city. Yeah, yeah. Well, thanks for watching. That's really lovely. Thank you for doing that.

Oh, you're welcome. I should watch it. You should watch it, Tony. You should check it out. You should have a look, man. You should have a look. Hey, it's Mikey from Florida, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.

Happy Hump Day. Someone messaged last week when we were talking about H day and they're like, oh, I'm in the US, so I listen like the night before. So for them, our Wednesday episode is the night episode. Okay, well, take it back. I'll cut it out. Take a hump on a Tuesday, bud. It's all downhill from here.

You can hump any day. Don't let Ryan and Tony tell you when you can and can't hump. No, we would never. We would never dream of it. Don't let Ryan and Tony tell you when you can and can't hump. No, we would never. We would never dream of it. Wouldn't you, though? I would never tell anybody anything. Do you reckon anyone's ever done the deed with us, like playing in the background?

No way. I don't want that to have been the case. I can't foresee that you would actively choose it as your choice. However, there's probably the possibility that it was on in the background or something happened at some stage and you ended up in that situation. I feel like most people don't listen to a podcast like on a speaker though. If you were home alone and you were like doing stuff around the house. And then you started doing yourself in the house.

Or your partner came home and they were just like, it's on. But like, are you ever not? Does that really happen, though? But are you ever not listening to a podcast, like, on AirPods or whatever? So, like, if you're listening to music, you've maybe got it, like, on your UE Boom or fucking whatever. I have a podcast playing out of my computer on Spotify as I'm, like,

in the house. Or if I was listening to a podcast, I'd probably put headphones in. Headphones exclusive. Just because it's, like like you're taking it in. In space, yeah. Whereas if it was music, I like want it to fill the room. Yeah. So like we've definitely gone like, oh, music's playing,

like oh, and that can keep playing. But like I think if I was listening to a podcast out loud, I'd go, hey, let's turn off the true crime podcast we're listening to and like. Question. Yeah, question. Put it in the episode thread or on Instagram, reply to our story. Have you ever been doing the deed while listening to a podcast?

Any podcast and tell us what it was because if it was a true crime. Yeah, imagine that. Oh, baby, I love you. And then he knifed her in the neck. Oh, tell me again. Yeah. I don't know what's happening here. Oh, that's again. Yeah. I don't know what's happening here. Oh, that's a

I really hope people aren't doing that. That's a lot happening. Hey, coming up today, we heard a great MSN Messenger story a few weeks ago. When we were talking about internet mishaps. And a lot of people have sent through their MSN Messenger memories. God, it was a wild time, wasn't it? It was a wild time and it's about to get

wilder. That's all I can say. That's coming up shortly. But first I have a normal or nah. Okay. So normal or nah, you might have something that you think is really, really normal and you want to do a vibe check from us and from anybody listening of whether it's okay or whether it's probably a bit fucked.

Yeah. This was going to be called fucked or fun. Yeah. It was a bit graphic for a segment name. Normal or nah is its name. Yeah. This was going to be called Fucked or Fun. Yeah. It was a bit graphic for a segment name. Normal or Nah is its name. Yes. But I still feel like Is This Fucked is a good title. Yeah, thank you.

Well, you know, trying to breach into other areas. Yeah. So what is or is not fucked today? So I got this one from Jazz on Instagram. Does she want to be named? And, well, too late. Hey, love the podcast. I have a normal or nah, but it's for my husband.

When he was younger, he would sit and talk to his mum whilst she was in the bath and it would be like full-on conversation. So not just like, hey, mum, what are we having for dinner? Or like, oh, I'm going out, see you later. It would be like, so then at school today, X, Y, Z happened. How old was he at this stage? It says when he was younger. Okay.

So I'm guessing like. Primary school. Yeah, like up till maybe 12 or something. Yeah. Yeah, okay, that's still. He thinks it's totally normal, Jazz says, but I am so not here for it. So chatting to someone while they're in the bath, normal or nah? Okay. My wife, Bridget, is a bather. She loves a bath. Didn't you buy her that bath on Amazon,

like one of those plastic ones? I did, we haven't used it. Oh, what? I totally forgot I bought that. It's just sitting in the cupboard. Oh, that's annoying. Yeah. If you didn't mention that, I would have sat there for years. We're going to use it this afternoon. Luckily, I'm here. Thank you. Glad you're here. Yeah, I'm glad you're in a good mood. You were upset before. Anyway, normal or not.

Why would you say that? I was in a bad mood before because Tony kept telling me I was in a bad mood. No, I didn't. I said, are you all right? Do you need help with something? And then you went. I said, no, I'm right. And then you went, oh, he's obviously fucked off with me.

That's not what fucking happened. And now look where we are. You're gaslighting me. I did not say that. That's a strong accusation. Well, it's fucking true. That's what a gaslighter would say. Normal or nah?

So Bridget loves... My wife, Bridget, is a bather. Yes. For her, a Sunday afternoon, relax, get ready for the week, get your mind in shape. Totally agree. Sometimes she'll be like, oh, do you want, relax, get ready for the week, get your mind in shape. Totally agree. Sometimes she'll be like, oh, do you want to come in? She's like, come and talk to me.

Tell me a story. I hate when she says that. Do you? Yeah, I do. You hate it too. I do. I tell you all the stories I have. I'm so depleted.

I told her this story this morning. I said, I'm so depleted of stories. I tell you everything. She's like, oh, tell me another story. I'm like, I've just told you about how much I hate them. I said, I'm so depleted of stories. I tell you everything. She's like, tell me another story. I'm like, I'm just talking about how much I hate them. When I go to work, I sit in a radio studio by myself for six hours and come home.

Oh no, but not even that. And she's like, what happened to you? I'm like, I went into that small booth and talked and then I came home. And that was it. What do you want me to tell you? I'm so depleted. So she'll be like, come into the bathroom. She's like, I'm having a bath, relaxing. Come and tell me a story. I'm like, first of all, I'm so out of stories. It's Sunday, Arvo.

I'm done. Yeah. And also, if you aren't relaxing me time. Surely you don't want to fucking talk to me anyway. You don't want this guy hanging out with you. Yeah, because I'm talking to you all the time. By the way, side note, I drove her to work the other day. Yeah.

We share a car. I needed it. I'm like, I'll drop you at work and then I'll use the car. And so usually she'll listen to our podcast, Driving to Work. Yeah. And then I'm driving her to work and I'm like, oh, how sad is it that instead of listening to your favourite podcast, you get the real thing and it's worse.

She's like, yeah, you're a lot boring in the car. You're a lot more fun when it's like on a podcast than you and Tony. Why don't you be like that all the time? So then you picked me up and we did a live podcast. We did the real deal. So I guess what I'm saying is, no, a bath time is relaxing time for yourself and also for the others because when someone else is having a bath, it's also a good time for the other people

in the house to... To be doing their own thing. And it's a peaceful, relaxing time. So you're saying that from the perspective of that being your wife. So seeing her body is not that weird because you see it all the time. So we're talking about hanging out, a male son hanging out with his mum, bathing in the nude. Anybody hanging out with their parent, somebody whose body they probably don't see. Or need to see.

Need to see. Not that it's like a weird thing, but it's just like, oh, is that weird that you're sitting in the bathroom while your mum is having a bath and chatting to her? I'm going to say nah. Okay. It's not normal to be chatting to your own mum while she's in the bath naked. Nah, that's mum time. You let mum do her thing. You do your thing.

You guys got your whole lives to chat. Hey, maybe even call me. Some people don't have as long. At least you got to meet yours. In fact, I haven't had any time to speak to my birth mum. I've never actually met her. I guess you don't have all the time. Actually, normal.

I'd give anything to have a conversation with her in the bath. I'm guessing you would as well. Tony, if you had the choice to speak to your mum in the bath or not. Yeah, I'd take it. All right, it's completely normal. Next segment, let's move on. Let's never talk about parents ever again on this show. Well, I think it's normal because I used to chat to my mum

while she was doing whatever. How old though? Oh. Surely if this person's old enough to be living with a partner, they've moved on from mum's naked in the bath time. I feel like when you're a kid and it's all the same and they're probably bathing you. Because you're all showering together and stuff, it's normal, yeah.

But, yeah, while you're just like sitting on the floor of the bathroom and they're having... Tell me about your day. Yeah, like that's kind of probably not as like normal because it's not even. That's the problem I think it is. Like if you're both naked or you're... So he's in the shower, she's naked in the bath although i will add and maybe

our friends from scandinavia regions can contribute that it's very normal germany sweden finland i believe that like just having a sauna oh yeah or like a i'm going in a hot spring or something yeah that sort of thing but they're all naked. And so my mate Micah was playing volleyball in, yeah, Sweden, Germany, something, and he was dating this girl and she's like, oh, you know, we'll go to my parents for the weekend, great. And then they're all like, oh, we're about to jump in the sauna, come on. And he's like, so it's him naked with his girlfriend and her parents and they're all just like sitting there.

And for them it's normal for them. Yeah. But when it's not normal, it's really not normal because you're like, where do I look? Yeah, and your body, you feel very vulnerable when you're naked. Very vulnerable. He's like, he's naked and he's like, there's this girl I'm attracted to naked sitting right next to me and then her dad's looking at me.

Like, can you imagine the dad being like, you're looking at her? Yeah. Like, no, but yes, but also like. Because like as an Australian culture, we're quite prudish. Like, we're really dirty, but we're not okay with our own naked bodies. Aren't we? As a whole, I don't think so. I'm not.

You're not flaunting it down the road? But, like, I don't think that we would. We're not a naked, sauntering culture. No, we're not. And so when Jaz has said, is this normal or nah, I think depending on where you're from, people would find that differently. But all being naked in a sauna together is totally different to one person being naked and someone else just being like, hey, yeah,

so then I went to school and I had a peanut butter sandwich and X, Y, Z happened. So it's the unevenness of the situation for me this is what freaks out a lot of females they say is it true it's mine it's just me it's you the fact that after like i played a lot of volleyball but yeah any sport afterwards you'll go to the change rooms and you'll have a shower yeah and the point of the shower isn't to like look at each other's dicks. It's to clean yourself because you've just been sweaty and dirty. You've been running around. You're covered in mud. So after the game, yep, jump in the shower, wash yourself. Because if you're sitting in your own

filth driving home, it's gross. Yeah. Have a quick shower. And then all my female friends are like, but are you asking questions? Are you allowed to look? Do you look? And you're like, no, no, no. We're in there to clean ourselves. We're not actually there to like measure our dicks. But I'm the same and I've talked to you about this before. How does a urinal work? Because don't you have like stage fright of standing next to somebody else and you're like, no, it's just normal. You go in there, you do your business, you leave.

You leave, yeah. I think it's because in a girl's bathroom, we all chat. So if we were all getting our boobs out or all getting our giants out, we would be looking and we would be chatting. So it's really hard. So that's why we need to put you in separate cubicles to keep you freaks away from each other. Because if women were all in there together and having a shower,

you'd be like, oh, love the way you've shaved that star in or, you know, like I don't know. Who's shaving? Is that what your mates do? They're shaving stars in? I don't know because we don't do it. Well, this is why. If you all went in there in an open area, you'd never come out.

You'd just get so distracted. It'd be three weeks later, like, where are the girls? They're all still in the fucking bathroom. They started chatting and they'll be pairing star shapes. Oh, my six-pointed star. I usually just go to the five. I mean, I don't know how she has the time. And then they're chatting and, oh, my God.

Yeah, so I reckon that's why girls can't do that and why we're so intrigued because, like, I couldn't tell you the amount of best friends I've made in a nightclub bathroom. We've talked about this before. Yeah. So I think that that's why girls are like, oh, my God, so how do you chat without looking at someone's dick?

Because if we were chatting in a bathroom, I'd be like, nice fanny. Someone asked in the group the other day, does fanny not mean butt in Australia? No, it means your front, John. Front bum. Front bum. Front John, that's just your John. Yeah.

There's another one. Yeah, my back John. Tony Lodge. Tony Lodge. Sorry about that. Okay, so I think what we're getting at here is that if you're all naked, it's fine. If no one's naked, it's fine.

But if one's nude and one's not, nah. It's unbalanced. Nah. It's fucked. Yeah. Jazz, I hope that helps. Hey, it's Mikey from Florida, and you are listening to the Tony and Ryan Podcast.

Tomorrow on the show. Sorry, I just started talking and you just had the biggest mouthful of water out of your Frank Green drink. No, that's right. My Frank Green water bottle. Frank Green. What did I say? Yeah, Frank Green. I don't know. And surprising, and this is my basic mind, that it's Frank Green drink. Sorry. No, that's right. My Frank Green water bottle. Frank Green. What did I say? Yeah, Frank Green. I don't know.

It's surprising, and this is my basic mind, that it's Frank Green but it's not the colour green. I think that's really doing me in. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Sorry. I've got a Frank Green. What sort did you get?

Oh, the black and gold. The black one, yeah. Oh, right. Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Do you want me to get you a green one? I'll get you a green one now. You'll get me one? Yeah.

I'd love a Frank Green. I'll fucking order it right now. Yeah. Let's wait until the pod finishes. Oh, okay. And then we'll get into it. All right. But tomorrow on the show.

Anything to make you happy and make you smile. Just love you so much. I texted you that I loved you during the week. Yeah, I know. And I don't regret it. Good. In fact, I was surprised that you made a deal out of it because I feel like I tell you I love you all the time.

No, you do in person, not by a text. And I just felt like that was a really different part of our relationship. You level. Yeah. Hey, speaking of the strength of our relationship, I did something that I reckon was probably illegal. What? And the result of which could have ended up in someone else getting deported.

And because of what happened when I was with this person, I actually want them to be deported. Mate, you've already been to jail once. I know. You can't go again. I know. Well, this other person, I think they might have been kicked out of Australia because of something that happened,

and I'll tell you about that on tomorrow's episode. And I've kept this from you for a while because I wanted to distance, I didn't want you to be an adversary to crime or whatever the thing is. Adversary? Accessory? Thank you. It starts with an A. What's adversary mean?

I didn't want to be an anniversary to the crime. I didn't want to wish you a happy one year after that thing you did to the person you deported. It's our one-year anniversary like last week. Of us being friends? Yeah. Of us meeting. Oh, how cute for us.

That's quite cute, isn't it? Do you want a kiss? No. All right. A big thank you to our champion tubbers. A big thank you to our champion tubbers from our Patreon, patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. Kiralee McLennan, thank you so much.

Matthew Chu, Nikki Legan, Patrick Loftus and Travis Ledoux or Travis Ledont. Thank you so much for being part of our community and sharing the love amongst the Tony and Ryan podcast. Supporting us. Yep. You'll love to see that. It means that we get to hang out and have fun every day.

I want to talk MSN Messenger stories because I feel like MSN Messenger for our generation was the place where we learned about ourselves and we learned about how to talk to the opposite sex because heaven forbid you would do it in person, right? And like that if you had a best friend at the time, they would be in your msn name or your your personal message no no like you would put them in you it would be like oh best friend ryan blah blah but then if we were in a fight you'd take their name out really yeah like a myspace

top eight yeah you've been demoted yes yeah and i remember like if you had a boyfriend it would be like my name like tony blah blah and then it would be like love heart ryan and then it would be like if we were on the rocks she'd take the name out. Like, yeah, it was serious if they were in the MSN name. So what your name said literally said a lot about you and where you're at at the time. Yeah, we learnt a lot as kids. So true.

And actually if you're watching this on YouTube, tell us what your name was if you can remember. Oh, yes. Because now that you've said that, it's just brought up so many memories. It's so cringy, eh? I hate to think what I was saying. I know. So last week we heard a story from Sultana Siggs.

Sultana Siggs, yep. Hi, Sultana. Her story, do you remember? That she asked a boy if he would kiss her and he said, no, but you can suck my dick. And she said, okay. So she locked her computer, went away. To a park.

Went to a park, okay. So she locked her computer, went away. Went to a park, yes. Did what she wanted to and needed to do. And then got home and realised that her dad knew how to get into her computer and had seen that she had sucked a dick for the first time in a park from a boy that she asked to kiss and he said, you can kiss this instead. She's now 31. That was 15 years ago.

She said she still hasn't looked her dad in the face. Over half of her life ago and it's still, I couldn't. So we've got some more. Great. Some more MSN Messenger stories. Oh, I love it. Now this one, this is a heartbreak. Oh.

Becky Robinson had a heartbroken. There was a lot of heartbreak on MSN, wasn't there? Yeah. And do you remember the first time you had a heartbreak and who the boy was, Tony Lodge? Who was it? Oh, it's not appropriate. You don't want to out them? Yeah, no, it's not appropriate. But you remember the feeling? They listen to this podcast, yep. Really? What are they doing now?

Well, they're a doctor. Good for them. Yeah, he's like a civil engineer. Yeah, he's done well. He's done well to dodge you. Becky Robinson. Hi, Becky. I had a crush on a boy and we started talking after school on MSN because that's when the chats happened right after school. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We spoke for a few weeks. It was kind of like a bit flirty because, you know, you don't have to see him. You can be like the cool person you want to be when you're on MSN.

Yeah, yeah. And she's like, of course, we never spoke in person, even though we had classes together. And I was like, that's ridiculous. But then I thought about it. I'm like, of course. You don't have the same game and the same zing in person. In person, even though we had classes together. And I was like, that's ridiculous. But then I thought about it. I'm like, of course. Yeah. You don't have the same game and the same thing in person.

You need three minutes to think about it, Google it, make sure it's fine. Yeah. And message your friend and go, hey, they said this. What should I say about this? Yeah. So a few weeks went past and, you know, they were just like pretending like nothing was happening at school.

Oh, so it was a bit like, but they, so they didn't talk in person. Oh, sexy. And then a few weeks ago, the really cute boy, he was one of the cute boys, she came up to him in person. Aren't they all? Yeah. And Becky was like, he's going to come talk to me. You know, it's going to go from online to IRL.

We could maybe hold hands or something. And he said, so we've been chatting a bit on MSN. And Becky goes, yeah. And he goes, I thought I was talking to the other Becky this whole time. Becky with the good hair. And she had better hair and she was the hotter one. And he was like, I thought I was talking to her. So all those nice things I said about you,

I was actually saying it about her. So then last week I was like, hey, you know, we've been chatting and she's like, what? And that's when I realised I was talking to the wrong Becky. Because he'd be like, oh, you know how we've got science together on Thursdays? And she'd be like, yeah. That's fucking life-ruining shit. How old is she now and when was she? Well, she was 12 and now she's old enough. And on MSN, she must have been.

Our age. So she must be like 30 now. Oh, Becky. Oh, my heart. Yeah. I thought you were going to say that it was a mate. Oh. Like a boy was like, oh, I'm John. But actually it was Sam. Becky, my heart.

Yeah. I'm shattered for Becky. Beccaless. I'm so sorry. This is sad. Mel Jenkins is in Canada. Canada or Canada. My chemistry teacher added all of us students on MSN.

What? He would ask us about our personal lives and our favourite music and stuff like that. He's in jail now. Red flag. Yep. See you later. Fuck off.

Mario said he was in what he describes an online situation with someone who ended up being a dude and 50 years older than they said they were. Also in jail now? Also in jail. Holy moly. Courtney said, I found out the hard way that any photos that were sent via MSN Messenger

were automatically saved to the computer's hard drive that you were using MSN Messenger on. Every... We didn't know how computers worked then. We didn't know. We didn't know. It was the 2000s. And our parents didn't know either.

Yeah. Direct quote from Courtney. Every person in my family has seen every part of me. I mean, they're family. They've felt them as well. Yeah. It'll look familiar. Maybe not from that angle. I mean, they're family. They've felt them as well. Yeah. They look familiar.

Maybe not from that angle. I mentioned when we talked about internet mishaps about how people around me, not me, you know, did naughty things on a webcam. Not me. Not you. People that I'd heard about, popular kids. And I heard someone, Femoni Fodge, was flashing boobs on web scams. No, I was saying that. Smoney Smodge.

Yes, Smoney Smodge. That other people in my friend group were doing that. Not me. Other people. Hypothetically other people. Not me. So I can relate because I can only imagine how many people that's happened to or that it uploads to their family's fucking iCloud account or something.

I don't really know how the cloud works. Okay. I can't believe that hasn't happened to me before. Next week on the show. No. We're going to, in the lead up to Christmas, we're going to do Christmas Day mishaps and someone, a tarpa,

has a story to share about the cloud. No one understands how the cloud works. How they thought it worked but how it actually worked and how Christmas lunch was ruined forever. That's next week. Got their turkey roll out. Show you a turkey. Couple of chicken breasts. Trent. Hi. Trent.

Hi, Trent. My mate was saying how he didn't realise MSM was just really a gay hookup place and all these guys would just add him and proposition him all the time. Was it? Well, I was reading this going, I don't remember that. That never happened to me. I mean, I'm sure gay people used it, but I didn't think it was like an exclusive like gay hookup site.

It's not Tinder. Gay people drink water and it doesn't, you know, make everyone gay. Exactly, exactly. Turns out another one of our friends added his email to an online forum for gay men just wanting to have no-strings-attached hookups. So people would go to this forum and it's like,

hey, fellas, it's, you know, GarySanchez at Hotmail.com. Oh, my God. It's like a level up from like writing your mate's phone number on like a toilet stall, like call blah for a good time. Yeah, maybe that's why I keep getting calls from Telstra. So he was like, oh, it's like a gay hookup thing. People are just adding me being like, hey, man, do you want to like come over?

And he's like, oh. So and this is to finish the story. Even though it was a bit of a stitch up, let's just say a few of the people in that forum got exactly what they were after. Good for them. I'm glad it worked out. Good for him.

Yeah. He's like, I didn't realise the gay hookup place, and I'm about that. Yeah, I didn't realise that, but it's turned out great for me. All right. The final MSN Messenger story. Oh, okay. Lay it on me.

If you were to guess out of anyone in the Tony and Ryan podcast group and the community, all the tarpers, who would be most likely to be able to contribute a story on this topic? It's got to be George Wendell. It's George fucking Wendell. He's back, folks. He's back. Schmorge Schmendell.

Schmorge Schmendell, and didn't't he smorg a few blokes this time? George Wendell. I was webcamming a guy when I was 14 years old. See? It's happening in the community. I think I was a bit younger than webcam era. I think that was my issue. Yeah.

You were older. I was there too soon. Don't you hate that? The guy I was webcamming eventually got arrested for possession of child porn. So the police were investigating all of his, in inverted commas, contacts to see if they were also older men posing as younger boys.

Oh, my God. So the police rocked up to Wendell's house. And George answers, you know, opens the door. Yeah. What's going on? Has my son done something wrong? And they go, is this your son? Is this Morge Spendle? He goes And George answers the, you know, opens the door. Yeah. What's going on? Is my son doing something wrong? And they go, is this your son? Is this Smorch Spendall?

He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he goes, oh, great. We were just checking to see that you were in fact. A minor. A 14-year-old boy. Yeah. And not some old man posing as a 14-year-old boy. Oh, my God.

That's horrific. Because a lot of people in your, in this circle, weren't who they said they were. And this is a direct quote from George Smorch. Not George Wendell. Yeah, they realised I was just an innocent, horny teen and it was what it was. The police asked me why I cammed with this guy.

Why did I do it? Why was I chatting to this person on an internet forum? And George Wendell in front of his parents and multiple police officers said, I just thought it was a good way to get off. George! Oh my God. Well, he's definitely not afraid of being in the bath with his mum. Oh my God. Well, he's definitely not afraid of, you know, being in the bath with his mum. Oh, my God.

George, oh. Imagine being that confident with your sexuality. I can't imagine it. I can't imagine it. George's parents couldn't imagine it. The cops, they were dumbfounded. Oh, my God. George, George, George.

Oh, my God. George. George. George. Oh, my God. Hey, something I love to see. Uh-huh. Jennifer is from Sheffield in the UK.

Yeah. You might have seen this post during the week. Hi, Jennifer. Hey, TARP people. Just usually a silent member, just like to listen and follow along. Don't usually comment, wanted to say a massive thank you to tony and ryan and everyone who's a part of the group i was really nervous getting ready for my wedding on the weekend so we were listening to the podcast to put some smiles on our face to calm us down to put us in a good mood and it really helped with my wedding day nerves thank you very much and jennifer and her picture of her

husband they took a selfie in the group that photo jennifer looking great on her wedding day nerves. Thank you very much. And Jennifer and her picture of her husband, they took a selfie in the group. Yeah, I saw that photo. Jennifer looking great on her wedding day. Of course. Her husband, what a catch. Happy couple. Congratulations to those two tapas. That's so exciting.

Well done on behalf of all of us on your beautiful day. That's so, so lovely. Yep. You do love to see that. You do love to see that. Things you can say getting ready for a wedding. That also would have been true. I received a message on Instagram from my You Love To See It Today.

Unfortunately, they'd had a recent death in their family and they were just having a really small reception to celebrate the life. And this person who sent me the message went out to buy coffee for everybody. Lovely. He thought, you know what, I'll just go get some coffee. We'll come back. We'll be able to chat and reminisce and all that. There's about eight people.

So she's gone down to the coffee shop and she's like, oh, my God, how annoying. I'm ordering eight coffees. And someone was just grabbing one. So she went, do you want to go in front of me so that, like, because I'm ordering eight. It's going to take forever. And they went, oh, thank you so much.

I'm running late for work. They jumped in a line in front of her and said, oh, like buying lots of coffees, like you're going to work. And she said, oh, no, like I'm actually like going to a small reception. And they were like, oh, for a wedding. And she went, no, awake, like someone in my family's just passed away. And they were like, oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. And obviously, you know, a bit awkward.

And so that person grabs their coffee and they say, see you later. All good. She orders her eight coffees. And the person at the barista says, oh, here's your eight coffees. And that guy actually paid for all of them. Really? Yeah. That's so sweet.

Hey. And like such a small gesture for somebody as well. You know, eight coffees. It's a bit of cash, but it's just like such a nice thing to do. And that would have changed this person's full day. Absolutely. And what I like, I mean, not that it mattered anyway, but they didn't stick around for the glory.

They're just like, hey, let me cover that. Let me just do that. It's a nice little thing for me. I don't have to, you don't need to come and say thanks. It is what it is. Just enjoy the coffee. You've got enough going on in your life. Try the best to, you know, get through the day.

Yeah, and if you offer that to someone, they would say no. So it's nice that you kind of can just do it. I can just do it. Yeah, so you love to see that. I do love to see that. It was just really nice to get that message as well because I love that people are doing nice things for each other in the world. It's lovely.

You love to see that. You love to see it. When was the last time you bought a coffee for someone? Well, I actually bought your coffee today. I was going to say that, 45 minutes ago. Yeah, thank you for a nice coffee. It was really lovely. And a sandwich.

And a sandwich, yeah, it was $45. What? I'll send you my details. Yeah, it actually was $45. All good. I'm good for it, mate. I've got a finance team. You love to see it.

Yeah, I love to see that. And they love to see you. Or my meownie. My banker cat. I'd love to see that. Yeah, I'd love to see that. I'd love to see you. Or my meownie. Fucking hell. My banker cat. As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors. Like when our estrogen levels drop during menopause, causing the risk of heart disease to go up.

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