Toni and Ryan - Chris Pratt HATES Lemon, Lime and Bitters

Episode Date: January 25, 2026

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There is nothing in this world that a lemon-lime and bitters couldn't fix. If I'm ever met someone that didn't like lemon-lime and bitters, then I don't like you. You know who I reckon's never drunk a lemon-l-and-bters in their life? Chris Pratt. You know who would have an L-L-B? Rita Orra. Yeah.

I think I've had a lemon-lime and bitters with Rita O'Rourer. No, you have not. I think I have. When? Hi, Mrs. Hammond Bates and Molly. from Manchester, UK. Hi, I'm Edmund from Sam Marcus, Texas in the United States. Hi, it's Daisy May from Roeville, Victoria, and I can approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. If you knew here, and welcome to the Mrs. Doubtfire podcast. She doesn't do that all the time. But more than you'd think. You know what I actually appreciate the acknowledgement? But more than you'd think.

More than you'd expect. If you knew here, let's be friends. This is a no judgment zone where you can be yourself, laugh at silly things, share your silly stories. Mr. Bean. All welcome. Although I. Not safe space for a second because I added you in the past and I need to bring it up real quick. Oh.

Last year I got on your case for not scotch guarding your shoes. Yeah. Hang on. Sorry. Let me just fucking repair my neck from being. fucking thrust into the past. And the reason this is relevant is apparently at the time, I was so sure you guys are such a hoax.

Apparently. Apparently. Supposedly. I've never been alive. Supposedly at the time, I was so committed to Scotch guarding of shoes that I threw out. You know what? In the last week of January next year,

we're going to commit a whole week of the podcast to shoe spraying content. Is that what I said, Charles? Y'all. And here we are. I've got a question. Question. Did we think it was a good idea at the time? I just said it.

Or is it just in retrospect? We're like, well, that's not a good idea. Well, we'll, hey, tell us on Thursday afternoon. I will say one of you thought of it. Uh-huh. I will say one of you thought it was a good idea. Who? Yeah.

Oh, mate. Yeah. So, okay. What did you notice when I walked on set? On set? Okay, Jimmy Kimball. Here in our warehouse in Preston. Well, I've noticed your Birkenstock branded Timberlands.

Are they a Birkenstock branded boot? They are a Birkenstock branded boot. And what is the material? They're like a suede. I'm also wearing a little bit of a velvety shoe number. These are my favourite shoes right now. I'm rocking them like 24-Save. So I bought these when I was overseas in November for Thanksgiving.

Oh, yeah. But I haven't warned them because I haven't got around to spray them. Spraying them. And then when I was alerted to the fact that this is shoe spraying week, I was like, well, I better get my act together. So over the weekend, I gave him a spray. Did you? Then I waited. You've got to wait.

And then I sprayed him again. Oh. And is that can still full? I double bagged. Can I say some stuff? Please. Love the sock. Thank you.

That's a perfect sock. Is that a Birken sock? It is a Birken sock. I could tell. You could tell from a mile away. quality of a burkin sock is like no other. Well, but can I be honest? Yeah.

Because they're a new boot. Fuck. You got blisters like, yeah, but. I've got blisters on my fungus. But having a thick sock during the wearing phase, like it's still rough, but it's slightly less rough with a thick, comfy sock. I'll give you a Birken sock and I'll raise you a doc sock.

Doc Martin's make a sock. Yeah. And it is specifically for. wearing in docks and they are reinforced on the hill on the side of your little toe and under your big toe like that's where they're like well we'll get you there um the other thing i'd like to say is that it is a it's a nice boot it's a nice shape not as heavy as a timberland well i love timberlands but they were really thick around the achilles and the yellow's pretty full on where this is i would say us let me get would you say it's a subtle color it is to wear with the jean it's more chill

I actually think they look I don't like the look of a Taubs did a black Timberland for I reckon about six years That's severe A black Timberland He wore him every day I love I had the pair

I wore for three four years Yeah like he fuck I reckon he went through three pairs He fucking loved him I'm not the biggest fan But they are like Yeah I think this is a good middle ground Yeah I do too

I surprisingly like them The last thing that I would like to say Is they see you fucking coming on the sandals mate How'd they fucking you coming on the Birken boot because I cannot understand that being any less than four five hundred dollars. I'm so sorry to out you.

No. Fuck me. No, I can see. Because the fucking sandals, 250 fucking dollars sometimes. They're way cheaper in America. Oh. And I went to like the Birkenstock outlet on South Congress in Austin and it was like not too bad.

How much? I reckon I got these and I don't want to do any spoilers because I've got a big week of shoe spraying content coming up. So I just smotted everywhere because it was really hard to keep that in. Yeah. So I don't want to spoil tomorrow's outfit. Oh, God forbid. God forbid you spoil shoes spraying week.

Let me give you. Everybody's been fucking baited breath waiting for shoes sprain way. Let me give you a price later in the week. Because it'll make sense when you've seen it all. Okay. Did you buy the Birken socks as well at the outlet? Yeah. Can you swing me some Birken socks?

Next time you're there? Didn't I get, get you? you something when I go you fuck I'll give you I because I bought a few heads I don't have any fucking Birkin socks from me you know what else I don't have from you what the range of color of uniclox socks you promised me that you'd get me when I broke my foot Charles bought them for me yeah but once Charles got them I said well I don't need to because Charles has done it yeah it's like when he fingers you in the morning I go well he's done that yeah can I have tomorrow though you know yeah yeah yeah one a day yeah yeah okay well welcome to shoe

spraying week these shoes have been sprayed we're feeling safe if I It rained overnight, a few puddles out and about in the car park. You'd be sweet. If I got a little drop of something on there. You could wear those to the beach now. You've sprayed her. And I will wear these thick, heavy boots walking along the sand. You could stand up paddle boarding those.

Yep. I just picture you with your budgy smugglers on and your Birken boots. What a car. I'll do that. Okay. Beach. I'll do that. No further.

Reformation? Boots. Budgie smugglers. Bitch. Bitch. Where should I post that? Charles, any thoughts? No.

On your Tonley fans? Don't go to that website. It has been taken by people that aren't us. Yeah, we tried to get, Charles tried to get it. It's not possible. Got some updates from the weekend. Oh, shoe sprang related or this is new topic? New topic.

Great. Tony babysat Mabel over the weekend. I did. While I attended the wedding. and I can confirm that my two-year-old daughter is alive and well and happy after she was beautifully taken care of by Tony Lodge. Thank you so much. And the wedding was beautiful. Congratulations to Georgia and Luka.

Georgia and Luka. Yeah. But that's the order of... Ryan's mum was wasted. Yeah. She really was. She was. Yeah.

Pretty happy about it, though. Yeah. Oh, no. She had a great time. So I've just got some updates to share with everyone about the babysitting experience from our end. Okay. First of all, Tony's fiancé Torbs is really good at hide and seek. He is.

You'd think that those long legs couldn't fit under a coffee table behind a couch. You'd be wrong. He's really hard to find. Yeah, but he's creative in his hiding spots. He did headbutt a few lamps. So Mabel and I walked into the room. We couldn't see anything, but we could just see the top of the lamp like swaying. And I was like, I reckon he might be over there.

But what was Hallicute is that Mabel and Unamborne, uncle Alex would like hide together. And then they would be like. And Mabel's like, shh, shh, shh. My daughter, love her. Love her. Fucking terrible at hide and sick. Because I'm like, I wonder where Mabel is.

And she's like, I'm under the couch. Yeah. All you go is Mabel in here. And she goes, no. But then so because her and uncle Alex were hiding together, she would just like, oh, well, while we're hiding like, we better have a chat. And so I'm looking for it. And she's like, hey, Alex, like what color is your shirt?

shoes. Yeah. Oh, do you want to read your book? What's your favorite book? And I'm like, and Alex is like, shut the fucker. Well, I went in and I was looking for them and I was doing the like, are they behind here? Like, you know, you play the game. Yeah.

You play. I get it. And they're like just loudly reading the hungry caterpillar. Well, they hid near the books and then they just turned into a reading time and she forgot she was playing hide and see. And so I was like, do you want me to just leave you guys to read? And she went, yeah. And they were in there for 20 minutes.

Yeah. It was like me, Bridgett and Ryan just. sitting at the table and Torbs and Maple were like sitting next on the floor next to the bed reading a book. I feel like even though we're best friends, you and Bridget are friends and I'm married to Bridgett. I feel like the friendship of the weekend was Uncle Torbs and Mabel. Is that fair to say? I was very sweet. It was very sweet. I've got a photo of them holding hands walking to the playground and Tony's ovaries nearly exploded. It was and Bridget and I were at the house and we're just like having coffee and chitch-chatting whatever and we get this photo sent to us like the boys have taken

the baby, you know? And it was, and both Bridget and I like, ha! That was so sweet. Now, speaking of my daughter being an intellect, we explained that we were going to a wedding. I was like, mum and dad are going to a wedding and you're going to stay here with Aunt Tony and Uncle Alex.

And she goes, oh, you're going to a wedding. You're getting married. And I had to... She's an idiot. Yeah, and I had to explain to her like, cousin George is getting married. We're just going to the wedding. We're not getting married. But she just couldn't.

And then so in the morning, she's like, did you guys get married? Yeah. Yeah, it was really cute. Yeah. But this is something you don't know. Oh. After you, because we then stayed for the weekend and all hung out as a big family. Yeah.

After you guys left on Sunday morning. Yep. This is what Mabel said. And you don't, Tony doesn't know about this show. No, I don't. Now, we have to balance her stupidity with her. cuteness and just know that two things can be true or one. It's so true.

Look at me. Exhibit A. Tony Lodge. I'm a beautiful idiot and that's fine. This is a direct quote from my daughter. Dad, can you and mum get married again so I can stay with Tony? She fucking did not. She didn't.

You wouldn't fuck with my emotions like that. And I wouldn't put words in my daughter's mouth. She does that herself. I'm back on shoe spray week. You know what? I've just been filled with joy And all of a sudden, I'm happy to spray your shoes And I will look after your baby any day of the week.

Thank you. She's my favourite baby. Yeah. That is so cute. And we did FaceTime yesterday. I'm really sorry about last night. Oh my God. Last night.

Hey, let me set the scene from my end. This is the most chaotic thing that's ever occurred. And I was like, so I'm talking to Tony on the phone. whilst driving home. Yeah. So, like,

I'm on the Bluetooth. Yeah. And then I hear the beep, beep, beep, of like pulling into the garage. Yeah. Yeah.

And so apparently Mabel has heard dad get home and has sprinted down the hallway and into the garage. So that doesn't, usually she comes to the door, but she never like comes into the garage. Yeah.

So I've gone, oh, hey, Mabes, let me put it on FaceTime and we can see, Aunt Toddy. Yeah. And so because the garage door open and she's opened the garage door,

our dog has got out and seen another dog in the shop. He's taken off. Yeah. And then we know the people that own the other, the other dog. So you're like, hi. So I've gone, oh, hey guys, sorry about that. I've gone up to say hi to them.

Bridget's chasing our dog down the street. And it's just Mabel. In the meantime, though, Mabel's holding the phone like this. Yeah, right up like touching her nose. And I was like, hi, babe. And she goes, hey. And I was like, what did you do today? And we're having a fucking grand old chat.

Yeah, but she's not great. Like, you have to lead the conversation. That's, but I've just to be like. She's too. I think it's fine. No, but I just realized, I'm like, oh, where's Mabel? And I've just turned around, because me and Bridget are both off chasing things down the street. And she's just like, I've got the phone on her face.

And I'm like, oh, God, I've left her just Tony and with Mabel by herself. I was maybe sitting there again. I've been looking, I've got up my rights. Hi, this is Helen Bates from Manchester in the UK. Hi, I'm from San Marcos, Texas in the United States. It's Daisy May from Roeville, Victoria. And you're listening to Charlie by. In case you missed it, after all this time, we do have a Patreon.

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And in Fiji, I know we're going to, a whole bunch of us are going to Fiji, which is what we're getting at. But when we're in Fiji together, we'll probably do a stand-up paddle board lesson. You might go jet skiing. I think there will be a shoe spraying course. Demonstration. Here we go. If you would like to come to Fiji with us, this is the last week to enter because we're doing it in round. So for the January round, in 25 words or less, tell us what's the first thing you would do in Fiji.

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I do have a little bit extra housekeeping because I've got something that might be some bad news. We are going to the tennis on Thursday. Yep, straight and open. Yeah, very, very. I've never been to watch a match before. So I'm really excited. And I actually saw the invoice for the tickets come through the other day. They don't miss you.

They don't fucking miss you. Well, the whole crew's going. The whole team's going. Yeah. Yeah. Because there's not, because we're taking also our friends, like the whole like extended crew and families. There's a lot. And it's, no family is going. We can't afford to bring anyone else. When it's pretty expensive and then 10 of you go. Yeah. Oh yeah. Shit's fucked. Totally fucked. Yeah. And so to make it a bit of fun, I said, oh my God, Ryan, we should dress up in the same outfits that Taylor and Travis wore to the US open last.

year. We'll pop a picture of it up on the screen, but for anybody listening, the Red Gingham dress, the sunglasses and the Gucci bucket hat is what Travis was wearing. It's like, it's stunning, it's summary, it's beautiful, it's going to be really good. I said that I would organise the clothes and we're not. How are we going? All good, ready to go, a few days to go. We're not going to blame anyone. It sounds like we are. Oh my God. That's going to be us. That's going to be us.

He is. I have to tell on Gucci. I am not going to blame anyone, but it was ordered two weeks ago. What was? The stuff, because I bought, obviously I have not bought your fucking Gucci Bucker heart. No, you're going to craft it. Because we spend all the money on a fucking ticket. You're going to craft one. Yeah.

So I've bought the bot, like the bases of everything and I'm going to craft on top of that. I placed the order two weeks ago. It's in transit. From where? I'll give you one. One fucking guess who's got it in their hot little hands at the fucking moment. Australia Post. Shout out.

It was supposed to arrive on Wednesday the 21st. So that's last week. So you've got a week to craft our outfits. Yeah. So that I would have a whole week. Well, that's gone down the fucking gurgler, hasn't it? Because it's now Monday. Has it turned up yet?

No. So I will give you a daily update as to whether the package has arrived or not. When do you start preparing a plan B? What do you need? What do you need? Probably tomorrow. Well, I bought. You need a dress.

I need a dress. I could, fuck. I could go and buy material and make a dress from scratch. Would Dangerfield have something like that? I just love Dangerfield. You do, yeah. And I feel like that material and color and pattern is a bit dangerfield. I could probably make something, but I'm going to have to call in sick the rest of the week.

Do you know what? It's like a big job. Who's going to spray the shoes? She's gone. That's done her. Have a good one, everyone. That's really fucking done it. Sorry, that's given me a bit of a headspin.

Yeah. Yeah. Me too. I've got some stuff to do at home. Just inhaling the fifth. I just also like, this is not flanks, but I did exercise this morning. And I'm like, just laughing real hard just and I'm like, my non-existent abs. Like, they're not built to work more than once a day.

And I've already done something with them today. They're like, bitch, we're taking the day off. What are we doing today? I did like a, I've been doing just like a kick workout in the morning. Yeah, but like, not sponsored, just fucking I already pay for it. So it's like, kick don't sponsor you. No. Why not?

Um, I don't know. I don't know. Were you plank in? Were you doing some little crunches? It was a, um, the, the class I really like at the moment is called total body, total hottie. And it's an all body one and you do some like, um, glute bridges and then like some upy downy stuff. Yeah.

But then I also do. are fucked. And like with dumbbell, like with weight on my hips as well. Yeah. And then. My arse is the weight. Mine too. I'm doing double.

I'm basically a bodybuilder. But then I do like a five, ten minute like core burner at the end to really make myself regret it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'll try not to be funny the rest of the day. Thank you so much. Anyway, so I'll update you guys on the 10S outfits.

Yeah. We will. And you fucking mark my words. I will never let you down on a dresser. No. You will have something. It just might not be the first plan. Okay.

It's going to still be Travis and Taylor. Yeah. But it's just maybe not going to be my, it's just maybe not the original vision. If you're a tennis fan or not a tennis fan, we are going to the women's semi-finals. Both of them are back to back. So if you're watching the tennis from wherever you are in the world. Do you think they'll go to us in the crash? They have to.

Because we'll be dressed up and we'll be going, I believe it or then God love. That'll be us. I'm going to be seeing that the whole time. They better cut to us. And she was, Taylor was drinking those nummies. Do you remember the drink that they created for the US Open? It's like vodka,

melon liqueur and a little melon ball because the little melon, like honeydew melon, because it looks like a little tennis ball. I'll make those. I'm going to be drinking those. I don't care who makes it. I've seen on TikTok there is something similar this year.

And it's like an AO exclusive. Come on my fucking assholes. A-O do a good job, eh? They're turning it right up. The branding has been fucking tight, I reckon? I'm saying stuff is tight now. Are you okay? That's tight.

Did you inhale some of the shoes spray? Don't make her laugh, Charles. Yeah, sorry, I'm very strong. Okay. Every Monday, Tony Lodge disappears for a few minutes. And hot take Tony takes her place. She has now got her huge matchstick. Maybe you should dress up as hot.

take Tony at the tennis. At the tennis. And her big cape with... I think that people would like that. Yeah. Hot take. That was in. Yeah.

Hot take. I'm at the tennis. Yeah. You've been scorched. Um, no. I like to say that. Have you trademarked it?

Um, yeah, you just owe me $10 every time you said. Oh. Yeah. I just paid for tennis tickets. So I, I'm not good for it.

Yeah. I don't have any money. Yeah. Um, yeah, everyone always thought, no, I imagine.

Yeah, yeah, and you just, uh, transfer us. When you're ready. I do have a hot take though. And I think that this is a good one.

My hot take is that there is nothing in this world that a lemon, lime and bitters couldn't fix. You've been scorched. If I ever met someone that didn't like lemon lime and bitters, kick him to the curb. I don't like you. See you. Stay away.

And don't you forget about a lemon lemon bitters for like 18 months at a time? time and then you go oh you know what it'd hit the fucking g spot a fucking lemon lumb bitters for some reason it only exists when you're at a pub but driving driving you're like well i can't have a few beers because i'm driving but i'm at a pub so what am i going to do have have a lemon lime and bitters and nothing will ever make you feel like jesus and his disciples like ordering a lemon lime bitters and let me set the same for you please when you're out The lighting just changed and it was majestic as fuck.

The sun went away for a moment. The windows darkened. As Tony said, now let me explain. And it was like, do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- It was like, who wants to be really?

Yeah, that was amazing. When you're at the pub. I'm actually not paying attention. All I can think about is drinking a lemon. I know. I should have brought you out. I'm so sorry.

For research. Yeah, yeah, as a prop. Yeah. When you're at the pub, say you're there with, you know, five people or whatever. Like,

it's a crew. Yeah. You've all ordered a Palmer. You know where everyone stands. And someone goes, oh, you know what? I'll have a lemon, lime and bitters. And that's the sound you hear from around the table. Oh, oh, ah.

Guess how many lemon lama bitters you then have to order? Oh, well, you know I can't answer that? Yeah. Because I don't know the exact amount of people at the table. Thank you very much. Nothing will change the tide Like one person ordering a lemon lemon bitters And everyone going, oh, fuck you wouldn't woodcha

And what a treat it is when they make it like from scratch Oh, with the little Oh, they put the stuff in it. I don't like it when it's like, you know, The Schwepp's one does hit But it's got to be from scratch. Can I tell you a secret? A naughty secret.

Yeah. I got a bit carried away last year. What he made? I did something a bit crazy. Shoes spray week. Crazy girl. I was by the pool in Carbo. Yeah.

In Mexico. Spring break. No, what was it called? Thanksgiving. Might as well have been spring break. Did you take your top off, apes? Spring break, woo, woo. It was earlier in the day and I was like,

oh, I don't know if it's Margarita time. just yet. Yeah, sure. I've just finished my eggs. Yeah, yeah. Like, should I hang about? Yeah, and listen to how quickly my attitude folded. So I go, I'm not ready to drink.

I'm going to get a lemon, lime and bitters made at the bar in a large plastic cup with ice by the pool. And isn't that just going to fucking set me right up for a cracking day? A lemon lime and bitters is a gateway cocktail. I barely got there. because the barman goes, you wouldn't have a shot of Messkarl mixed into that, would you? You're joking. Poor Messkow was there.

Yeah. And so... He ran off. My theory of not having a margarita means I instead drank tequila or whatever the fuck Mezcal actually is. Yeah, I think it's mescal. Yeah. Like, it is what it is.

Yeah. So, but a bit of that stirred through a lemon, lime and bitters. You wouldn't, would you. At 10.15 at the morning. How was it? It was the greatest day of my life. And you best believe I'd had three more before midday. Rock those up, mate.

Once I started, I was like, you will not stop bringing those out. It's like Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop. You actually can't. Once you're LLB, you can't stop me. Tony, I agree with the getting one from a bar. Yeah. I agree that the sweeps is like, okay, that's what you're at. It's okay.

Can I hit in between there? Mm. Because I've heard, I read on Forbes. on the rich list that you own a soda stream, true or false? I do own a soda stream. Soda stream? Yeah. Bickfids have a cordial.

They do too. And that's pretty good. Yeah, they do. The lime cordial. Yeah. That's where the lime comes in. No, no, no. A Bickford's do a lemon lime bitters.

Oh, do they? Yeah. But you wouldn't stop there. So what you'd do, you'd get ice in the cup. You'd got to. Yeah, you'd put a shot of the cordial. then you would get a real lime, squeeze it in, then you would tap a little bitters from your,

what's the Arrestudio? Angostura. The same one you've had for 25 years that you stole from mum and dad's bar because, yeah, with the oversized packet paper on it. Labels too wide, but it lasts years. I literally, the Angostura bitters that I have in my bar cart, I stole from my mum and dad.

Yeah. And then, so you tap them a little bit, then you just fill it up with the soda stream. that'll get you pretty close to pub and you can do it in the space of your own home the safety of your own home. Fuck, that sounds good. Can I tell you about my perfect afternoon? Please.

That and some salt and pepper fucking squid. Wouldn't you fuck with that hard on a hot day? You know how we were all at my house swimming the other day? The only thing that would have made that better. I should have got the lemon lime bitters out and there were no, we were sand squid. Squidless. That word's just tickled my brain. Why?

Squidless. We're squidless. We're currently squidless. Who's the drawing guy that I love? Struthless. That's right. I'm such a good friend that I knew that. You are.

Yeah. But how are you feeling about the LLB chat? I feel, oh, sorry, I got tangled. LB, isn't that a company in America? Well, that's LMB? I don't, I don't know. What do you say? I don't know.

I don't know either. LLB, lemon lime bitters. We were going to have that at the tennis or are we going to have the TikTok drink? I do want the thing that Taylor Swift had because Taylor Swift had it. Yeah. You know, like stay true to theme.

I get it. I think that Taylor Swift would drink a lemon lime and bitters. You know who I reckons never drunk a lemon lime and bitters in their life? Chris Pratt. I get bad vibes from that guy, I back in the day, liked him, but these days, No. No.

Crook as, Hey, he's really, yeah. Crook as I, I never had an LLB. And I reckon he'd never indulge in a squid. That's squidless. You know who would have an LLB? Rita Orra. Yeah.

She fucking would, I. She would slam an LLB. I was going to say Anna Farris. Oh, yeah, but she's, she won. Do you know what? And why? LLB. On her side.

I've got a Rita O'ra would love a lemon lime bitters, eh? I think I've had a lemon lime bitters with Rita O'Rour No, you have not. I think I have.

When? Was this the best day of your life? It was at the Brixston, the O2 Brixton or the Brixton fucking something. Where? Well, Brixton. Where's that?

I don't know what that is. South side of London. Oh. Yeah. Where was I? Was that one? How was that the Phantom of the Opera? Yeah, because I was like,

I'll just call a friend why you guys went to the theatre. You and Toby and hot arch have gone to the theatre. I might just catch up with Rita. I go, who? You go, Rita Ora. No. Hi, it's Rita Ora here. I love a lemon lambertas.

No, when... That sounded like Rita Oroa, don't you think? When you guys went to the show, man, Charles walked to the Nike store in Oxford Circus. That's fun. Did you have a level on bitters? Pick a dilly circus. Pick whatever you want.

I've got to love to see it here from Bethany Owoody. Hi, Bethany. Warning, says Bethany. auditory technological orgasm incoming so any people that love audio beware beware be wet I perfectly timed shutting off my headphones and remote started my car so the podcast seamlessly stopped playing directly in my ears and immediately picked up in the car and like did not miss a beat

and as it because you can't like i yeah get in the car and just the other day for bethne it just like not relatable for you your headphones fuck up all the time and yeah that's amazing do you know what not okay so i've never topped this accomplishment in my entire life that's amazing and you never yourself that's probably it's celebrate with an lb after that um okay two things have made me wet love the audio stuff obviously like that's right in my area but the remote start on the car I don't have that that's nice the Audi doesn't have that no no no no no you can do that on a Porsche but you can't do it in my car I'm on Porsche talk what so you're just like posting just watching so you just um like walking down your driveway to the car and you just hit the button and just

get started for you yeah and it like starts the aircon so it's like a hot day you can cool the car down before you get in the way. Does your MG do that, Charles? No, the MG doesn't. But I think I would like Toyota, a family car. You could like click it just to turn like the aircon on. Yeah, I reckon Toyota's do it too. Yeah.

Yeah, right. Like the newer ones. Do you reckon the DWM tank does that? I've got my eye on that. Well, the electric cars, because I went down electric car top over the summer. Yep. A lot of them have an app so you can kind of like turn the AC on the app before you get in or time it in the morning for the heater to come on.

My car's got an app, but it does fuck all. Like, because I thought that the app was so that you could, what? The GWM tank does. You're joking. I, in for 2026. More affordable than a Porsche also. Tony buying a GMW tank.

I love them. I think they're so, it's like a huge, good chimney. If, don't say the J word around me. Sorry. Good. It starts with a J. Jimmy. Gosh.

J. Yeah, I fucked that. No, no, I think that was me. If you did a trading for your Audi for the tank, would you get money back? They just give you three. One and a third. I need a friend to help me drive one home. Charles was volunteering.

What, to take the... To take the second one. Do you want the third one? Because the Audi's value would hold up. And the tanks are crazy value. Insane. For what you get. They're like, yeah, they're really...

Considering how sick they are, it's like when I look, I was like, fuck God, I bet you that's 150 grand. Not even, you can get literally three for that. Yeah. Three for one's not a bad deal, is it? And you got one for one when you bought the outing. You got ripped. Yeah, I did. Yeah. What are they doing over there? Um, how do we get there? Remote start on the car. That's nice. That is good. What, where are we at with, like, remote start on the air fryer?

going or something. I would love to flick the air fryer on on the way home. You don't need to pre-heat the air friar. No, so when I get home, I open the drawer. I then I'll have left soggy chicken in there all day. Yeah. Okay, maybe I'll just...

We can workshop this. What about, you could get one of your butlers to do it. I was going to say, I'll get the maid to put it in. Yeah. Don't cool, Bridgett of that. I've got to redact that. I'm redacting it for you, I think. Don't call bridge at that.

I've got to you love to see here. This is a very, very sweet. Ash sent this in on Patreon and says my wife was a, my life was a police officer from before we met nearly 10 years ago. And when we were first together, she went to a really traumatic job that changed her life. She went from not really having any mental health issues to fighting like demons all the time.

She had to leave her job. And Ash also left work to care for her full time. Yeah, right. She just like really bad PTSD. which is imagine watching not only going through that but watching someone you love going is awful. Ash says fast forward to now where we've lived in a small country town for nearly four years and she's now working her first job in five years and like living life normally they've got a baby girl and a little boy on the way.

So they've had two kids together. They've like and Ash said, I just love to see the strength. She's shown how she's been able to come out on the other side and work on all these things over this time. And yeah, she's living her beautiful life to the fullest and taking on challenges all the time. Not only do I love to see that Ash's wife has overcome all of that, but also just Ash, just like, gashen up her wife.

Yeah, I bet she is. I bet she is. But gassing her wife up. Yeah. Isn't that so, like just really being proud of your partner? So beautiful. That is beautiful. So love to see it.

Thank you for both, to both of you. We love both of you And a baby on the way How exciting I can babysit Obviously you've heard that I'm a Nanny Extraordinary As a push present

Tony will be giving you a spare GMW tank Yeah I've got a spare one And honestly it's a bug at a park What two of at the same time Yeah All right Love ya

Love you back tomorrow To continue Shoe Spraying week Shoe Sprang week continues tomorrow update on the post situation for our outfits for the tennis. Yeah. Also.

Hurry, I've got to piss my pants. One of the pissed before tomorrow's episode because. So between now and tomorrow I should use the bathroom. That's good advice. Someone has shared a story on the internet. You're joking. And it's. Sorry, my favorite comedy at the moment is people going on.

So I saw this TikTok. I go, you're joking. And it's just so funny. Like, just fucking rolls me every time. It just destroys the room in laughter, doesn't it? Oh, much like you, mate. Anyway, yeah, someone shared a story. And the comments are all just like,

I know the internet is great for sharing things, but like... Should we keep some things in? Well, I think top comment is like, you could not have waterboarded this out of me. That's my favorite comment. And as soon as I saw that comment, I'm like, Tony loves this. I do.

But I think we're going to watch it. And then we're going to sit in silence. on a podcast for five minutes just to have a deep breathe. Have a deep break. Yep. And then we can go through it and read some comments. Peace by piece. This is,

um, it just really stopped me in me tracks, you know what I mean? Should I ask a quick question? Do you want to share this on shoe spraying week? I know it's an important week for us here at the Tony Ryan podcast. Like, are you sure that during shoe spraying week you want to bring something up like that?

I'm just making sure. Protect our space. You know what I mean? Whilst the story. is not directly shoe spraying related. I actually think one of the main activities that occurs during the story, there's no time where you need your shoes sprayed more.

And I've already said too much. What a great fucking hook. You're welcome, internet. If you weren't going to listen tomorrow, now you fucking will. I never listen and I'm going to listen. Not with unsprayed shoes, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't.

All right. Love you. Love you. Bye. Bye. Boy, yeah, bow. Oh, I've got to go. Boy.