Toni and Ryan - Coincidence On A Honeymoon Cruise

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. You all right, mate? Yeah, sorry. Just having fun. Let's call Mark, who is in Houston, Texas. I've been to Texas? I've been to Houston. No. This could be one of the smartest hoppers we've had. We've had Harvard. Do we have a

Harvard docket? We've had Harvard. Hello? Mark, it's Tony and Ryan. How you doing? Big M. Oh, man. Oh, my God.'s Tony and Ryan. How you doing? Big M! Oh man, oh my god. It's awesome to hear from you guys. It's awesome to hear from you, Mark. I don't want to put any pressure on you, but I just said to Tony,

this might be the smartest Harper we've ever had. Are you allowed to tell us where you work? Yes, I can tell you I work at NASA at the Johnson Space Center. What? The Johnson Space Center at NASA in Texas.

What the fuck? Yeah. Yep. Yep. So, Mark, someone who is as smart as you, why the fuck are you listening to our show? Yeah, that's not good, Mark. Don't tell your friends at work. I got to imagine there's other NASA tarpers around.

I mean, you guys are hilarious. Should we do a tarper meetup in NASA? Just at NASA. I don't think we're allowed. Isn't that Area 51? What? No. No.

You're thinking of Apollo 13. No, you're thinking of Tom Hanks. You're thinking. You're thinking of the movie The Terminal. Yeah. Ignore everything you just heard, Mark. Please remain... Is that Area 51 where you can't go?

No. What's Area 51? That's where the aliens landed. Space. Actually, NASA would be on there. NASA, that's space. Yeah, they have tours here. Oh, you can go to Area 51.

No, it's not Area 51. Oh, have you been there, Mark? Can you tell us? No, I haven't been to Area 51. He definitely has. He definitely has. That's what a guy working for NASA who's definitely been to Area 51 would say. Yeah, exactly.

Well, Mark, no further questions. Yeah, your secret's safe with us, mate. All good, bro. All good. Will you approve today's podcast? I will absolutely approve today's podcast? I will absolutely approve today's podcast. Legend.

From Area 51. From outer space. It's Mark from NASA and I approve this podcast. All right. Today's show is also a video show, so you can watch it on the Spotify app. Hello. As well as listening to it wherever you want to listen.

Yeah. Welcome to the show. Wherever. Apple, everywhere. I don't know where else to list all of the one things I know. That's it. Last year, I asked people, tarpers who listen to our show,

Tony and Ryan Podcasters, to send through some amazing coincidences and they weren't amazing at all. I think it depends on how you look at it. They were awful. But I found awful coincidences to be way more hilarious than interesting ones. They were so funny. Because similar to dream chat is that everyone thinks their coincidence is amazing but they're fucking not.

Oh, I met a guy who was born also in June. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, I don't care about that, but it is funny. So now people get it though. So they're sending the worst coincidences they have and they're fucking so good. A personal highlight for me was the girl who said she met somebody at college who thought he knew her brother.

That's my favourite one so far. What are the chances? They didn't know each other. No. It wasn't the same guy, but the guy thought that he knew her brother and that is exactly the kind of shit we're after. Do you want to start with Jasmine or Brooke? Brooke.

Coincidence chat says Brooke. Hi, Brooke. I saw a rabbit in our yard during Easter. I'll give you that, actually. That's pretty exciting. Like, I think that you would go, oh, you'd take a photo of that. Because what that is is in town. I think you would take a photo of that,

and that's maybe a good enough coincidence. Jasmine Serrano. Oh, Serrano ham. Do you know what we should do after this? Get a little charcuterie, little picky num-nums. Fucking yes. Do you know what I mean? Like get a little.

Not thin ham, thick cut ham. Thick what? Jasmine Serrano. That would actually be really yummy. Do you know what's good? A little cheese in the phyllo pastry. You know, when you get that and it's baked in the pastry and you've got to like cut into it.

Fuck. This weekend there is a video coming out on YouTube of snacks only rich kids had. We have filmed it and the leftovers are in the fridge. Yeah, there's a lot of shit in there yeah so the um the lcc no spoilers jasmine serrano how would a cow laugh do you reckon i don't know if there's any. Or an evil cow moo.

If it was like an evil capitalist cow. Capitalist. Capitalist. That's funny. Jasmine Serrano. Oh, yum. The cheese board. Yep.

We went on a honeymoon cruise for our honeymoon and one- Shocker. That's the coincidence, Chas. No, it gets better. And we met another couple who were also on their honeymoon. Chas, man. They're like, so are we. You guys went to honeymoon, Steve. They're also on honeymoon.

Nice one. Thank you. I think that that would get me as well. Like if I was on my honeymoon and someone's like, oh, we are as well. I go, oh, what? And then later in our room I'd go, oh, it's Honeymoon Cruise. Like it would be later on that I'd be like, fuck,

that's so embarrassing. That is fucking hilarious. Megan. Hi, Megan. Or it might be Megan or Megan. Megan. Megan, Megan. Or it might be Megan or Megan. Megan, the cow. My sister was pregnant and didn't tell many people because she was a bit anxious about the whole thing.

Oh, yep. She ended up having her son on April 1. When she posted the baby, no one believed her because it was April Fool's Day. Oh, that is so sad. Now, that is sad and an interesting story, but it's not a coincidence. Oh, sorry. I thought there was more coming.

That's it. And I went, oh, that's a shame. Where's the coincidence? She's like, yeah, so April 1st. I'm like, what? That's not a coincidence. That's just a story. It's not really a shit coincidence.

It's just not a coincidence. My mother's shoe was going to drop. No, there's no other shoe. There's no pennies to be dropped. There's nothing to get. There's nothing to get. Sorry. That is so funny. Julia. this one this one's sort of i'm stuck on the baby sorry uh

this one i wouldn't say it's related but it's equally as just fucking get it together julia hawkins hi jules my brother and i have the same middle name it's our mom's maiden name that's not a coincidence. It's just a choice. Your parents just decided something. It's just a choice. The coincidence would be like if you were both adopted. If we didn't know, yeah.

And they were already named and then you came together and. Yeah, and then, oh, it turns out. But, no, your parents just made the choice. They just chose the name. What are the chances? Well, pretty good because your parents just made the choice. They just chose the name. What are the chances? Well, pretty good because your parents just fucking chose it. Coincidence chart. I've got the same name as my mum.

I was named after her. Yeah. Oh, bless. Speaking of good coincidences, Tony from the good side of Reservoir says, the people that lived in my house before me had children named Pippa and Ryan. That is a fucking good coincidence. That is a great fucking coincidence. You actually have to admit that that is a good fucking coincidence.

I just read the comments, mate. I don't make editorials. You have to. No, no, no. That's not what I do. I was out walking the dog. Oh, I'm doing it. Go on.

No, you tell me all about it. I was out walking the dog. Oh, I'm doing it. Go on. No, you tell me all about it. I was out walking the dog. Because I'm guessing after what I've just said, there's more to tell. I was out walking the dog and the lady that lives across the road, who's really nice, she goes, oh, I'm so happy to be your dog. And I said, this is people. It is the same thing. No, go on.

Finish the story. No, fuck you. No, I'll be a real good audience for you. Go on. No, fuck you. go on. Finish the story. No, fuck you. No, I'll be a real good audience for you. Go on. No, fuck you. Go on. So what did the lady across the street say? She goes...

She goes... She goes, hi, people. She says hi to your dog. She goes, did you know... Come. She goes, did you know... She says hi to your dog. Come. What? What?

Hey, until you're telling me. The people that live in your house, they had a dog called Pippa as well. Daughter. The daughter. Do they have any other kids? Another daughter or a son? A son. What was the son's name?

What was the son's name? What? Ryan? You wouldn't be the guy with that name. What are the fucking chances? Fuck. You should tell a local podcast. The thing is, that is a good coincidence, but I didn't need

to tell it again. I think I'll admit that I fucked that up. I think it'd be better if you told it a third time. So I'm out walking the dump. Hey, it's Mark from NASA, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. I must do a shout-out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Emily Fiderikos. Thanks, F our Patreon, Emily Fiderikos.

Thanks, Fiderikos. Fiderikos. Paige Ollerton. Good on you, Paige. Brooke Donnan. Becky Davis. And Irene Van Der Slois. Thank you very much, Irene.

Oh, coincidence, Chuck. We were both about to say the names. And the people along the bottom are every tier of Patreon, if you're watching on Spotify. Including the suitier. Suitier. Tony is the Chief People Officer of Tony and Ryan Incorporated. She's also the Chief First Aid Officer,

which I think we agreed to yesterday kind of implies that you'd also be in charge of OH&S. Yeah, I think so. Could I also be, do you think, the fire warden? Yes. Because they get a hat, isn't it? Well, I was going to say they have to have a hat, but I like your positive attitude.

So, yes, you are also the fire warden. This is actually not a fire safe place. We've got so many cables coming out of not many plugs. There's lots of lights. No, no, no, don't, don't, don't. There's only one exit. No, but we've got a thing. A fridge. No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. There's only one exit. No, but we've got a thing. A fridge.

No, we've got the sign. We've got the exit light. Oh, so there's only one exit, but at least we know where it is. You could go out the danger doors. Oh, no, you wouldn't. That's dangerous. Hence the name. If there was a fire coming up the stairs, though,

you could jump out, do a little onto my Audi. If anyone fucking remembers. I'd like to report an issue. An H&S issue? No, an incident. This might be our first one. All incidents. It's our first one. It's the best one on the record.

You have to report incidents. Or near misses. According to Simon Healy at Hot FM. Okay. So I've got a question. Is this like, this is a skit. No.

So that we don't have to, you know what I mean? No, you're the. Oh, well, I'll do this. I'll file this after. There is some good news attached though. Okay. Yesterday I tripped over in the office and like fell really hard. Oh, my God.

You know how we just have all those boxes by the door and see how they're not there anymore? Because yesterday I had a huge fall and I was like, this is fucking dangerous. Where did you hurt yourself? I landed on my elbow and I think one of the boxes, oh, that's still a bit tender. It's really such a shame that no one saw that. Well, someone did.

My elbow hit. I'm still tender in the ribs and also my leg where I went down as well. And so I like hit the deck really hard. But I would like to confirm, and this is the good news, that it was not recorded as me having a fall. Because, you know, I said I'll keep falling over and we'll see where it lands. It turns out I just fell over.

Good news, everyone. But all those boxes, like I fully like fucking hit the deck fucking hard. And after I hit the ground, I fell. And you know that huge mirror? Yeah. So my legs hit the bottom of it and like pushed it in so it started to like fall over. Sorry, Sophie's losing it.

Because she was here. She saw it. Now, I don't know if you're going to be Team Sophie or Team Ryan on this next issue. Oh, no. As the head of HR and the head of OH&S, I need you to decide whether you respect Sophie's editorial decision in the moment. You know what's it called?

Like fight or flight or like what are you going to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I hit the deck. So your first response of, yeah. So I hit the deck, huge thud, boxes fucking calamity, and then, oh shit, that mirror's going to fall on Ryan. Yeah. And it's very big, like it would be heavy.

It's fucking heavy. Yeah. And Sophie like kind of like the bang, fucking heavy yeah and so if you like kind of like the bang the shock and then she like sees the mirror start to fall and i was like fuck i assume sophie will probably like she'll run over and grab it before it grabs that and then the mirror falls down and hits me hard and i actually think that was the rib one that got me. And I looked up and I was like, Soph, and she was holding a sandwich and went, I had a sandwich. What was in the sandwich?

First of all, can you confirm that the first thing you said was, I've had my sandwich? What I actually said? Yeah, what did you say? No, I put down the sandwich and I said, I don't know whether to help or film this. That's what I thought you were going to say, that you're like, oh, I hope she runs over

and then she grabbed her phone instead of helping you. So you, as head of OH&S, do you support? No, absolutely not. And Sophie will be spoken to privately about that. Okay, I didn't expect that. So that we can talk about it and laugh. I did say get the camera. Yeah.

Have a look at your phone. Oh, my God. And if you're watching on the Spotify app, this is the aftermath. Oh, shit. What happened? What happened? Does this count as a fall? Is that a fall?

What's this on top of you? It's a mirror. Did the mirror smash? No. It didn't break. It didn't. That's pretty good luck. That was a loud thought, hey.

Oh, boy. All right. Oh, boy. Maybe it's time to take this recycling downstairs. That is my job. So the whole mirror fell on me and I was so shocked it didn't smash and that would have done some fucking damage. And it was so like I just tripped and just fucking ate shit.

You also do look a bit like rattled because, you know, when something like that happens and you're just like waiting to make sure that everything's okay? Well, my head went to the ground, but it didn't like hit the ground, but it like touched the ground. And I think then the smash of the mirror, it kind of took a few moments to go. I'm okay. Yeah, but I was like so expecting.

I was like, I'm not knocked out. My shoulders haven't popped out. The thing hasn't stabbed me. I was just like, fuck, that hurt. But I'm like, I'm shocked how fine I am. But I was rattled for like for a bit. You are. Especially that big heavy mirror.

The mirror is fucking massive. I'm really sorry that that happened. Well, as head of OH&S, you should have done better. There is video evidence of Sophie saying, I think we should take the recycling down. And you say, yeah, that is my job. It is my job to take the recycling down. It sounds as though.

But it's your job to remind me. Well, hang on. Might I remind everyone? No, it wasn't a Monday. It wasn't a Monday. It wasn't a Thursday. Bring a piece of evidence into the thing. I've put signs up in the office in the past. Yeah, I know. And everybody has blamed me that I'm too much. Too over the top with my signs. I think it was the exclamation marks. Well, take the boxes out, exclamation mark. I think Sophie mentioned it when you were watching the video,

but she was still eating. You can hear that she's eating. She's like, oh, I'm so hungry. What was in the sandwich? This is important. Yeah, thank you for asking. Like bocconcini. Oh, you're not putting a boc down.

And I've always said that. Bocconcini, was there a serrano ham? No there was a pesto What kind of bread was it on? Focaccia Oh focaccia Toasted Did you get that from a cafe?

Did you make that at home? Focaccia Did you get that from 9897? This is Northland Got a cappuccino A mugaccino Yeah A mugaccino

Do you want that in a cup or a mug? Yeah I'll take a mug with my focac mug of chino and a cup or a mug yeah i'll take a mug with my fucker chair thank you so much so if i saw you falling and was mid bock and cheney pesto and fucker chia yeah at the time i'd be like yo can you help but then afterwards i'd be like never stop mid-buck and i would have to stand by that yeah um it does sound like a really good sandwich in fairness. Yeah. And you're actually gluten-free, so Sophie was doing it. Because what if she touched you with gluten hands?

You'd be dead. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I do not. She's actually done you a- My knee still hurts. It would have fucking hurt. The floor is hard in here as well.

It did bounce. I feel like I bounced a little bit. There's a little bit similar to your- When was the- Oh, after lunch, obviously, so I've had a sandwich. Yeah, well, during lunch yesterday, yeah. Fuck. Hit the deck fucking hard. You poor thing.

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, fuck. Now, what did you say when you came in this morning? This morning, I went and checked our PO box. Actually, no, I checked it a week ago and the stuff was in my boot. Your honour. Yeah, yeah.

And I brought that upstairs with me today. And Sophie went, oh, my God, like what did you get? And I was like, oh, it was stuff in our PO box. And one of the things was in a cardboard box. PO box and one of the things was in a cardboard box and after I opened it I threw it down the stairs because to the side of the stairs is where all the boxes are we because we don't have recycling on our property so we have to get someone to come in and take the recycling away so we've got like a pile of recycling and I threw it down the stairs to kind of angle around the corner and that didn't work. Just throwing stuff in the, yeah.

Well, it was a tiny little box and normally when I've done it before, it's like hooked around and gone onto the pile. This morning it didn't. It bounced off the railing, went to the bottom-ish of the staircase. It is obstructing currently the staircase. And I said, and I said, no one trip on that. So I think I've done my due diligence because I said, no one trip on that.

What more can I do? Put it in the pile. The safety pile. Sorry, with my safety thongs on. But it's as if you knew because you came in and went, no one trip on that. And then Sophie just fucking pissed ourselves. I honestly

didn't know. I know. Yeah, but it's not as if Sophie told me to be like, oh, I was right about this. Get him again. Get him again to put a box at the bottom of the fucking stairs. No, it wasn't like that at all. I was just like, oh, no one trip on that. Like, ha, ha, ha. Almost as if, like, who would trip on that?

We're all over 30 years old. Turns out. What's 30 got to do with not tripping? Just like we're adults. Do people not trip at 27? They do trip at 27 and it's fine because they're children. Your fucking story is changing. They do trip at 27 and it's fine because they're children.

Your fucking story is changing. Well, look, as a survivor, I'd just like to thank everyone. That would have really hurt. Are you all right? Do you feel okay now? Do you need a little ibuprofen, something? I don't need one, but like. Well, maybe take the edge off of your, like, ribs a little bit. But anyway, I'm really glad that you're okay and live to tell the tale.

I'm so glad someone's for it. Isn't the sharp one into the ribs just a real? Oh, and it hurts for a while. Yeah, they take a while. I once jumped onto a jumping castle that was covered in dishwashing liquid and water and I slid and someone, like, was sitting there with, like, their legs crossed. You know when you sit there with your legs crossed?

And their knee got right into my fanny bone. Fuck. And I had a bruise. The colour of my Frank Green water, like it was deep. Jet black. Don't say deep. But it was, yeah, and it was like on my like fupa, like on the fat bit, like my little pussy bit, my mound, my pubis,

my mondus pubis. And it was literally like a bruise. It was there for months. Yeah, right. And I couldn't tell anyone about it because I was like seven or eight and I was really embarrassed. I just would be. And I was like, well, what am I going to do, show my mum like this bruise? And so I just didn't say anything.

And the person who's, it was an adult, like my sister's friend jacinta it was her kid's birthday and so there was lots of kids there and she was kind of like are you blaming her no no no but she was like managed well not managing but like making sure that we were all okay and she goes oh my god tony you're right like i felt bone and i went nah all good like because i was so embarrassed that it hit me like in my swimsuit area. But especially at that age, you're like, what? No, that's not a thing. And I was just like, oh, my God.

Yeah, I'm so fine. I've got no bones. I wouldn't even worry about it. Anyway, yeah. And so it was the same kind of thing where you just go like it like takes your breath away. You go like it hurts. Yeah. So I'm really that would have really fucking hurt.

I'm really sorry. Thank you for apologizing. Thanks for taking the rubbish down. Did Sophie make you take the rubbish down after that incident happened? No, but it was a good reminder for one of us to do their job. And not Sophie. Sophie did help. Sophie was busy.

Sophie helped. She was having her sandwich. I picked up that heavy mirror. Did you? She got off me. Good job. Teamwork makes the dream work. Thank you.

Thanks for your great work yesterday. I picked the mirror. I've got something that's going to bring us back. Is it a sandwich? No. So I've Sorry. I've just got something that I've been laughing about for fucking days. Okay.

Literal days. Am I looking at my phone? Yeah, you can look at it and see if you think it's as funny as I reckon. So in Australia last week. This picture of sunrise. So in Australia last week. This picture of sunrise. In Australia last week, there was a major data breach, which is not funny.

And you don't laugh to say that. Why are you laughing at people's data being breached? No, no, no. So that part's obviously not funny. On the TV. Oh, hang on. Yeah. On the TV.

It's a real article. On the TV they're talking about this major dog I was like that's It says in the bit where I'd normally say their name or the title, it says Major Data Breach and the lady is like a general from the army. Someone looks like her name

is major i'm lieutenant data breach well i'm major data breach and i almost threw up and then i'm like trying to take a photo because i was like that is so fucking funny and fuck you lucky you got a photo because I was like, that is so fucking funny. Fuck, you got a photo because it's not like you have a boyfriend that works at a company that can literally get that. Media logger. No, but this is way funnier, obviously. Anyway, and so the photo will pop up on the fucking thing and I'll fucking put it everywhere.

It is so funny, though, because it looks like that is this person's title that it's talking about the major data bridge, which is not funny, but this is. So, yeah. What is her name though? They didn't share. I think they said, oh, we're speaking to blah. Major Cara Beach.

Well, I don't know. Major Helen Beach. Data bridge. No. But, yeah, I think they said, oh, we're now, our correspondent on the ground is blah, but that is what it came. And I just literally haven't stopped laughing about it since. And every time I scroll past it in my phone, I just almost panic.

Do you need a sip of water? It's just so funny, isn't it? It really is. It really is. It really is. That's better than hell and back. You reckon? Yeah. I think so.

I would like to, as I look down the barrel of the camera, major data breach, thank you for your service. Major data breach. Fuck. My love to see it today is Tony wearing gold earrings. Just rocking them, looking great. Living La Vida Loca. We've been texting each other over the last few days about colors in the household.

You texted me a thing like, oh, look at the fancy fun color tiles in this bathroom. Yep, I did. And I go, oh, this is not the Tony I know. I don't not like it, but this is not the Tony I know. Yeah. I don't not like it, but this is not the Tony I know. I'm branching out. And then today. Is it too much?

No, it's just the right amount. I've had these in my cart for a really long time. They look good. And then. You just look lovely. It's just the, it's really just, and I'm not like a jewellery guy, but you're just the confidence that the gold gives you. It's not about the rings.

It's about the queen wearing them. Okay. Yeah. It's fun because you say you're not a jewellery guy. I mean, I don't wear any jewellery. That's what I mean. It was a bit like, oh, that's different. But you can just, it's the aura of the ring.

The aura ring? Those things attract you out. Isn't that called an aura ring? Not to be confused with an aura ring. It's the aura of the ring. Oh, okay. Sorry. Or what's the one that is contraception?

Lord of the Rings? That is contraception. Nuva Ring? Nuva Ring, the one that you put in your puss? Lord of the Rings though, also contraception. That is because anal also contraception. Yes. Yeah.

Someone once said to me, no, I'm not going to say my. Very good. Thank you. That's really sweet. Yeah. That's why I love to see it. And also being alive. After my fall, yes.

Not you. You're like, oh, I'm alive. I'm like, no, I'm talking about me now. Yeah, I feel alive too. Look at the earrings. No. Well, that's really nice. Thank you.

Have a good weekend, everyone. Have a great fucking weekend. Ryan's off fucking getting loose biscuit this weekend. Keep your eyes on my Instagram because I'm- No, don't you post a thing. No, no. This is when you need to leave your phone at home. No, just of my outfit.

The outfit, yes. Which, which- Yes, yes, yes. I'll tell you what's real fucked up with some companies. Companies, yes. Which, which. Yes, yes, yes. I'll tell you what's real fucked up with some companies. Companies, yep. That's what I said. Tell you what's real fucked up with some. You stupid company.

We have a business. We have a company. I've got a company. You've seen my company. Do you remember when I showed you that picture of my nipple? Do you remember that? Oh, my God. I have to show you the most fucked up photo.

Is that because of the hair on it or the cancer scare? No, when I was going through my cancer scare. But on Saturday night, right, I smashed, so this is like almost a week ago, I smashed my elbow on something. Was it a mirror on the floor? No, it wasn't, unfortunately. It was just the back of a chair. But I smashed my elbow really bad and it started to bleed.

Oh, shit. And I took a picture of it to try and see like, to see how bad it was. What the fuck am I about to see? And this picture on it, well and see like to see how bad it was what the fuck am i about to say this picture on it will you fucking tell me it's it's so upsetting and we'll pop it on there i know it's just my elbow but because of my psoriasis it looks full on like a nipple but remember when you did that thing with your arm and made it look like a vagina? Yeah, that video got taken down off TikTok.

Really? Yeah, for community guidelines. Because I was thinking of that and then you said bleeding and I was like, what am I about to say? Oh, no, no, no, but it looks like a nipple. Don't you reckon it looks like a boob? It does. That will get taken down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not my boob. It's just my elbow. Anyway, what were we talking about? Some fucking companies. I ordered a dress up because it's a costume party. Yeah. Saltburn is the theme, by the way.

Great. And so I ordered it. And I go, geez, that should be here by now. So I log. It was ASOS. Oh. ASOS are a little bit hit and miss on their delivery at times. So I logged in and I go, oh, I wonder where that's up to.

And it goes, oh yeah, we're not sending it because we didn't have it in this size. And I was like, oh, well that's fine, but let me know and I'll order something else. So anyway. So a few days had obviously passed and you're like, oh. So this Monday I had to reorder a different thing or a different, I don't know,

some variation. Yeah. Monday I had to reorder a different thing or a different, I don't know, some variation. Yeah. It's supposed to arrive today and I'm leaving to go away for the weekend like at lunchtime. So I'm going to go home and either have a cracking outfit from Saltburn or not. Do we need to find your backup? Well, this is the kind of backup. Oh, yeah.

Do you have anything in your wardrobe that would work? I haven't seen the film, so I don't know anything about what you should be wearing. Well, my cousin Bonnie also has my sequined jacket, which isn't salt burning, but I could just like the aura might work. The aura. Do you want my gold earrings? No. Okay, good.

I don't have my ears pierced. Oh, yeah, of course. Do you want some clip-ons? These aren't clip-ons. These are, sorry. You're a real person. Yeah. Anyway, all right. Well, good. I don't have my ears pierced. Oh, yeah, of course. Do you want some clip-ons? These aren't clip-ons. These are, sorry. You're a real person. Yeah. Anyway, all right.

Well, let's go because you've got to go check on your outfit. Love you very much and we'll be back on Monday. Well, pending Ryan's fucking health and longevity. We may be back on Monday. Love ya. Love ya. Bye. you