Toni and Ryan - Communal Work Fridges

Episode Date: June 22, 2025

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This episode is sponsored by Audible and if you're into psychological thrillers then listen up, this is for you. Oh it is. Sacrilege Curse of the Mbewi is the new Audible original and it's bone chilling. Bone chilling. It stars Caleb McLaughlin, you know, Lucas from Stranger Things, and it follows the story of the Wallace family whose trip to a luxury game reserve in Zimbabwe quickly unravels. He unintentionally desecrates sacred ground and unleashes a supernatural force called the Mbuwi, a vengeful spirit born from centuries of colonial oppression. We're talking possessed animals, shape-shifting horrors, a vengeful spirit rooted in generations of colonial trauma. Now Daschen, that's Caleb's character, he has to face this curse and his own past to save what remains of his family.

It's written and directed by visionary creator Nyasha Hatendi and presented in spectacular Dolby Atmos. Think pulse-pounding suspense with powerful explorations of identity and privilege. Listen to Sacrilege, Curse of the Mbuie now. Go to audible.ca slash Sacrilege. That's S-A-C-R-I-L-E-G-E. Hello, welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name's Tony, this is Ryan and we never start an episode of the show without a tarpa approval. Now Jamie is in Winnipeg in Canada. Now Jamie, I hope you're going to approve the podcast,

but what happens when you're in the car and your son hears our podcast? He yells the minute that he gets in and the car kind of switches on. He yells inappropriate. Oh, what a little fucking mark. Jamie, you sound cool. You sound like you're raising a nerd. What's going on? Yeah, I know. I know. And he, cause he, once he was, we were on a little bit of a road trip and he was watching his show on his iPad. And I had the thing, the podcast on and he just, he said after somebody swore and he said, they said, oh, sorry, part like, you know, kids, sorry, I swore. And he says to them, he's like, Oh no, my, my mommy's podcast from Australia is way worse. Oh my God. And then I said, you could hear.

And he goes, yeah, I, of course I could hear. And he goes, they say a lot of bad words. I said, yeah, but they're funny. So, well, fuck, sorry. One day. Yeah. Jamie, how old is that little snitch he actually exactly he actually just turned nine yesterday well tell me how the fucking best Jamie, we will prove today's podcast. A hundred percent. I love it.

Hi, this is Jamie from Winnipeg in Canada and I approve this podcast. Welcome to a brand new week. It's fun day. Fun day. Monday, fun day. And this weekend coming up is Tarpathon 3 dual confinement. Your last chance to get Charles has just realized. Charles has just realized. It's this week, Charles.

I know. Isn't that wild? It's actually wild. Patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan for Champion Tarpas. We're doing a 24 hour live stream. More on it this week, but it is this weekend. Isn't that wild? Patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan for Champion Tarpas. We're doing a 24 hour live stream. More on it this week, but it is this weekend. We'd love for you to join us.

We need your support. We need you to testify that we are truly best friends. Tony, I fucking love you. I love you too. Yeah. I'm really excited. Yeah, same. Let's fucking do this.

I think we're gonna fucking kill it. Are you gonna sleep? here the night before um Probably not cuz we're starting at 9. Mmm, and you don't have a screaming baby the night before yeah Yeah, all good points. Um, you know what I mean? Yeah, I would rather probably just stay at home Get a good night's sleep. Yep. Yeah. Yep. I'll probably be here Except yeah, no that makes sense, but I was thinking like wouldn't it be good if like, before we go into dual confinement, maybe we get like a yummy breakfast?

Okay, well- Like right before you hand yourself over- The final meal. You know what I mean? Yeah, or are you going to want to sleep till 8.57 and like really milk it? And like roll in? Yeah, maybe. Though I wouldn't say no to a yummy breakfast.

Should we book in at 5.30? Go somewhere lovely. Go somewhere lovely. I think both are correct. I think you're biased because right now we're both quite hungry. Just hungry. You know what I mean? That does colour a lot of my mood and choices.

What mood are you in and have you eaten? Have you eaten anything today? I have had a coffee and one of those like chocolate shake things. Oh, see, that's not food. You've had a mandarin. Do you know what? And I had a mandarin from Charles. You know what I've been doing? I know that we all fucking got up me about the stewed fruit, but hear me out.

In the mornings, right, I've been having a bowl of like instant porridge and the stewed fruit on top and a coffee. Could be yogurt or something? No, no yogurt because I think that the like the instant oats is like milky. Yeah, gotcha. But then the fruit on the top cuts through. It feels a little bit like you're having my apple pie for breakfast. I like that. Yeah.

But it also actually keeps me feeling so good through the morning. And I know that's fucking sounds so preachy. Says the person about to order chips and gravy. I probably am. I did bring lunch though. But like, lots of snack between friends. But I feel like it's actually made such a big difference to my brain.

Like the other day I had to like drop my car for a service, I didn't have breakfast before I left the house. And I feel like it made such a big difference to my day. Maybe I'll try it. I'm like, I'm really like, I'm on board with like a good breakfast. She's pro oat. So should we all come around to yours on Saturday and have stewed fruit? I'll bring some stewed fruit. We'll all be here. I'll bring the stewed fruit to the office. To Tarp Tower. Because she's mentioned word oat charlotte, should I bring up Tony's coffee order from the other day? Do you want to know something?

That was the day I didn't have my oats, but my brain was haywire. Tony ordered an oat latte with regular milk and didn't the cafe just combust with that news? They just, I just, well, I don't know how to take that on. Lily and I were actually driving at the time to go get them. Like on the way to the cafe. And oat flat white with dairy milk on soy Thanks, he says it and I'm like what and she didn't pick up on it Yeah, Lily knew what I meant just because I normally get an oh, no, we get it

so automatically said that and then went and I'll have normal milk and chaos and I just wanted half and half Yeah Chaos. And I just wanted half and half. Assume I wanted half cow and half oat. Yeah. Do you reckon you could get that? I think I would be nummies. Yeah, it'd be annoying. Because the sweetness of the oat milk and then like the... The cowiness of the dairy.

The moo-iness of the normal milk. Moo. I was speaking of moos, Mabel and I saw a cow and got in an argument and we're not talking at the moment. Yeah. I'm really sorry about that. I'll get to that. I'll get to that. Okay.

But also I think like talking about like food in the office, I'm going to bring something up that is going to send chills down anyone's spine who has ever worked in an office. And I reckon especially like pre-COVID times when people were very lax with how they were using an office. I already hate this. And the way that they were maybe cleaning or not cleaning up after themselves in an office. I am talking about your communal work fridge. Isn't that just poison? Yeah.

Cold poison. Yeah. Cold poison. Yeah. I have seen some of the worst things I've seen in my life in a work fridge. The darkest side of human, what's else to be said? Behaviour. Human behaviour. Yeah. And I think as well, no matter how many laminated signs are on the front, it doesn't matter.

Don't make me laminate a sign up in here. Yeah. But no matter how many signs are on the front. It doesn't matter. Don't make me laminate a sign up in here. Yeah, but no matter how many signs are on the front. Don't take Shazza's Jim Beam and Cola from the bar fridge. It's still got chemical waste in there. Like there's a yogurt from 2015 and it's gonna combust soon. Like it's not good. What did we leave here over Christmas last year? The cherries. Oh, the fucking cherries. That you- Oh! That's the only thing that's about cherries.

You know what, best friends. It's best friend week here at Top Tower and we really need to lean in. And this might be a little bit of a special normal or nothing. I'm so sorry for stepping on your toes a little bit. But I've got a bit of a normal or nothing. Please. And I think people that are listening to this

are gonna have such a visceral reaction. And I think both normal and nah are both correct. Okay. The other day, we needed dog food for Pipa. She eats like a, it's like a log of food, but it's like a single protein diet. She's having kangaroo at the moment. Oh, she used to be salmon only.

I don't know if you were here for that Charles, but she used to be salmon only. And now she's a common folk eating kangaroo. It's kangaroo and sweet potato. And sweet, the fuck she gets a good dude. I know. Yeah. She's very like. Kangaroo and sweet potato. She loves it. Like, so she just, she's a bit fussy I know, yeah, she's very lucky. Kangaroo and sweet potato. She loves it.

Like, so she just, she's a bit fussy with her food. And she's- Do you know what freaks people out overseas that us humans and dogs in Australia eat kangaroo? Like as a concept. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Like you can go to a pub here and have a kangaroo steak. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, probably not at the pub. Like at a fancy pub. At a restaurant. Yeah, they'll cook it really nice and yeah. Yeah, I think at a nice restaurant they would. Like a specialty cut. Yeah, or that venison or something.

But you're probably not getting that just like at the standee pub. Pentanil pub, they'll give you a kangaroo, mate. Maybe a live one. They get it from out the back. Yeah. So she's having the kangaroo moment, but she is quite fussy and she gets the poops

If you change her like if you give her something else, so I was like fuck She really needs food and she's gonna need it by tonight and tools goes, you know what? I'll get it before I go on my way to work. Right? I was like, I appreciate you so much. Thank you I get home in the afternoon. I call like to excusebs gives me a ring when he's on his way back and I was like, oh, I'll feed people before you get home. Then I was like, oh, no, I won't. Like you, we don't have any food here. And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's there.

And I was like, no, we ran out. That's why you had to go get the food. He goes, mm-mm-mm. I went from home to the pet food shop to home and then drove back to work this morning. And I was like, why did you do that? And he goes, I just didn't think that putting dog food in the communal fridge was really the right thing to do. And I respect that.

I respect it too. And I was like, you know what? I think that that's actually pretty fair. And consider it to your fallow. Was it considered to the other people at work or was it more protective? This is where I think it gets a bit hairy fairy. This is where I think the normal or nah comes in because I thought that's really considerate actually because I mean, we all know each other really well in Tarp Tower. So maybe I wouldn't feel that like, if one of you guys brought something

random and you're like, sorry, I've just got to take a home for the dog later or something for Mabel or whatever. I like, wouldn't feel weird about it. But I reckon, have you seen Charles when someone looks at his, you know, those funny sparkling drinks he has? Oh yeah, the Bubblies. The Bubblies, not fancy. Oh, he's getting defensive already. From the rich boy.

But like no one else would have chugged. That Dom Perignon, that's not fancy. We just call that water. Yeah, we have that every night with dinner. Yeah, but like we wouldn't touch Charles's bubbly. I'd put that in a tea. No. No.

And it's over to you. See, he's all messed up. Who paid for it? Did we pay for that? I paid for it. I to any of you. I didn't. See, he's all messed up. Who paid for it? Did we pay for that? I paid for it. I fucking should hope so. I did pay for it. You're happy to eat the things that we pay for.

Yeah, I said you're open to have it. I paid for it on the work card, but I paid for it. You said that with your mouth, but not your eyes and your clenched fists. So I was like, why did you bother? Why did you bother? Cause he's gone like south, North, South again. Like anyway, and I was like,

why did you even bother doing that? And he was like, because I thought it wasn't really the right thing to do. It's kind of like stinky dog food, like whatever. And then I was like, also like, I don't want... Strangers. Weird work fridge smell on Pippa's food. You know when you put stuff in a stinky fridge

and it gets a smell. Can I add something? You know when ice has that freezer smell? Yeah, please. Everything you just said about the work fridge. Yeah. Add an IT company. Is that, is that worse?

Do you reckon? The stinkiest of boys work at IT companies. Do you reckon? Oh yeah. Talks are really good though. Think about all the weird shit that IT boys do and what's probably been in that fridge. You know what I'm saying?

What do you reckon? Oh, just weird stuff, dude. When I worked in the, so the weirdest fridge I've ever seen is like working in the radio station because there would always be like random things you would get as a promo or they would have fancy guests in so they would like cater them before the interview. The My Kitchen Rules crew's coming in so we're doing a thing. So they made fried fish and chips this morning and the rest of it's in the thing.

Yep. And then someone would go, Oh, no one's really eating that anymore. And it would get put in the fridge, but because no one owned it, it would just live in there forever. Wakes and wakes and wakes. Then there'd just be like rotten fucking fish and chips in the back of the fridge that you get. Delicious.

And then you'd go in there and you'd be like, well, there's no room for my food. Cause there's fucking, Will and Woody are doing a wedding cake every day and they had to get it. And it's like, do not eat like for the show. So there's rotten fish and chips, a wedding cake, cheese. There's eight things of butter and they all have a different person's name on them. But the radios, that was the most diabolical fridge I've ever seen. Now, one thing that threw me when I was an innocent young boy, and again, probably-

It was last week. Yeah. But like, I just didn't really understand, but it just threw me. And I understand that maybe they went and collected it at lunchtime, or I don't really know what the logistics of their life was, but I opened the work fridge where my lunch was. What workplace was this you were allowed to say? Accounting firm.

Oh, okay. So our pigeon partners. Yeah. Yeah. And someone had gone and gotten all their medication and injections and stuff. Yep. And they're just in the fridge at eyesight. Yeah.

And I mean, you obviously need to refrigerate it. Yeah. And you obviously need whatever it is you're taking. Yeah. But when you're 22 and don't know anything about life, you just open up the fridge to get your fucking cold curry out. Yeah. And there's these like needles staring you in the eye. Doesn't that just put you off your food? But also you kind of go like, oh, that's like, I don't want you to think I've like gone through your stuff. It was as if I was looking at her naked because I could see her name and you know, it says what it is and it's staring you. And I'm like, I didn't look, it was just there. I wasn't trying to encroach on your privacy.

I felt like I was. Yeah, no, I think I'd feel the same way. And it really wigged me out and I was like, this is a public fridge. It's like, like heaven forbid she has to like drop off a stool sample later this afternoon. I also just like, isn't then the needles, they're gonna get the fridge smell. Yeah.

Like you need to be- You're gonna stick the stank of my curry in your arm? Yeah, but like mixed with the eight things of butter. And Will and Woody's wedding cake. Like it's all gonna be in there. And the old fish and chips. And chips, yeah. That's how you get salmonella poisoning.

That is how you get sick. And God forbid my dog food's in there as well. Yeah. Why does my insulin smell like kangaroo meat? Oh, people's been here. That's OK. Hi, this is Jamie from Winnipeg in Canada, and you are listening to Tony and Ryan.

This episode is sponsored by Audible and if you're into psychological thrillers, then listen up, this is for you. Oh, it is. Sacrilege Curse of the M'Biwi is the new Audible original and it's bone chilling. Bone chilling. It stars Caleb McLaughlin, you know, Lucas from Strange Things, and it follows the story of the Wallace family whose trip to a luxury game reserve in Zimbabwe quickly unravels. He unintentionally desecrates sacred ground and unleashes a supernatural force called the Mbuwi, a vengeful spirit born from centuries of colonial oppression. We're talking possessed animals, shape-shifting horrors, a vengeful spirit rooted in generations of colonial oppression. We're talking possessed animals, shape-shifting horrors, a vengeful spirit rooted in generations of colonial trauma. Now Daschen, that's Caleb's character, he has to face

this curse and his own past to save what remains of his family. It's written and directed by visionary creator Nyasha Hatendi and presented in spectacular Dolby Atmos. Think pulse-pounding suspense with powerful explorations of identity and privilege. Listen to Sacrilege, Curse of the Mbuie now. Go to audible.ca slash sacrilege. That's S-A-C-R-I-L-E-G-E. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tuppers. Hopefully a few of the people that are going to be joining us this weekend for Tupperthon 3, 3Teeppening. Bridget O'Shea, love you so much Bridget. See you this weekend Bridget. Kristen. Kristen, see you on the weekend.

Nikita, hardly no one but I will see her. Give me my Nikita back, mate. Yep. Katie Slamp. Slampy, see you on Saturday, Slamps. Slampy. Slampy. Danielle Raine, hopefully not, hopefully it's Sunny. She won't rain on our parade this Saturday.

Abby Ruth, raise the roof. Raise the roof this Saturday, you. And Jera, thank you very much for being part of the Patreon. Absolutely fucking loved to see it. Couldn't do it without you. Thanks, Jera. Let's talk about strangers giving unsolicited advice on the internet.

I'd love to. All above board. And keep it light. Keep it light. Yeah, Tony. Has anyone ever just given you unsolicited advice about your skin on the internet? Is this a new concept to you? Are you used to it?

This is not a new concept. Your skin's actually fucking incredible at the moment, side note, but- Thank you very much. Not that I would comment on a woman's body, but- Well, no, and also only because you know what I've been through. Yeah. So that feels very different. A lot of dick.

Sorry. I don't know what I'm saying. What's that from? Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. The breakup. My sister's been through a lot. Dicks. That's funny. Sorry, I don't know why.

It's a visual reaction. Did you watch that on the weekend or something? I've never seen that movie. I've just seen that scene on TikTok. On TikTok, yeah. But Tony has been through a lot and your skin's looking great. Thank you. Thanks to everyone who gave advice on the internet.

Well, yeah, I mean, turns out that the Vaseline at midnight on a full moon and, you know, tapping fucking seaweed on my skin that people texted me on Instagram didn't work. In fact, science came through in the end. Shocker. Yeah. So that was quite creepy. For me, it wasn't the crazy suggestions. It was the opposite. It was the people going, have you considered drinking water? Yeah. And I think it was also that.

It's all from a good place, I guess, but just like, you know. Because like, you know, when you are going through something like that, no one knows more than you. Oh, just to let you know, and you're like, I'm so aware. And like with my skin, because not only was I in pain, I was really like embarrassed because I knew it was really obvious. I knew that you could see it.

And I knew that like all over my hands, it was like, it looked, you know, and even like being on the plane, like people would like look at me and kind of like move away and stuff. I'm like, it's not contagious. Like, so I was really embarrassed about it because there were just times when it made me feel really like, yeah, yeah, sad.

And you don't need to be reminded of it every time you open the fucking comment section of a video. Yeah. And like, but there'd be people being like, oh, my sister's best friend's dog had that. And they tried this. And I know that people, yeah, they mean well. I do know that. But it's just, I'm like, oh yeah.

Like I've, or people go like, have you thought about going to the dermatologist? Go, well. Yeah. I have one. I Google it every day. But I have a dermatologist because I, you know, of course, so I do get it, but it was just a bit hard because I'm like, I just don't want to think about it. I think about it all day.

I don't need, you know. Yeah. I'm on my phone to get away from it. Yeah. Even though that is not the way that the world works anymore. No. Going on your phone is the opposite of getting away from anything. But I actually, yes, I've started like, I finally was eligible to like take this new

medicine and life changing. Life changing. Like it's been amazing. So. Yesterday for lunch, Mabel having spaghetti. Oh, cute. Little leftover moment. Leftovers.

Love spaghetti. And we also love giving her spaghetti because the way she says like, speddy, like spaghetti, like it's just so cute. Yeah. That and when she moves like a cow, she's really, moo. Yeah. Now we were- She does this thing with it like,

like the way her lips move when she does it, she like, yeah, she really like pops her mouth, that's very cute. So we were singing, oh, McDonald had a farm. And so we, what do the cows do? Moo. And I was all about the horse and she was like, moo. And then she said all the animals were saying moo and she knew she was being silly. Comedy. And I said, what do the cows do? Moo. And I was all about the horse and she was like, Moo. And then she said all the animals were saying moo

and she knew she was being silly. And I said, you're being silly. And then she said, no, you're being silly. Yeah. And then. Yeah, not talking. No. But I thought, you know, we need to get out of our little

funk so we'll go down to the park. Oh, nice. So we're down at the park yesterday. And this lady comes over to me. Yep. Oh. Some other mum. Yep.

No hi. Often there's sort of like a head nod with the other pet. Oh, g'day, how you going? Totally. How's the little one going? Especially if you're like around, you know, your kids are around the same age or whatever. Yeah. Or just acknowledging that because it's weird if you're like your kids are playing and you're

just like standing there. Yeah. So I get it. G'day, how you going? But this mum, none of that. Yeah that straight into giving me some life advice. You know, and just what you need, another parent telling you how to parent your kids. And you just know that if the tables were turned, they wouldn't like that.

Like it's just, it's not nice. Yeah. What did, what did she say? Was she, so she was there with her kids. Yeah. Yeah. And she goes that your daughter. And she goes, that your daughter? And I went, yeah.

And she goes, her skin's really rough and really red and you need to moisturize and clean her better in the bath. Excuse me? Like she's got rough red skin and like, what are you doing? Straight, like again, no hello, no like, what are you doing? Straight, like again, no hello, no like, oh. Yeah, and I was just like, I was like, rough red skin. I'm like, no she doesn't, she's a fucking baby. She has beautiful skin that I smooch all of the time.

Yeah. I love her smoochy skin, it's like porcelain. So I was just like, what the fuck? She goes, it's really red and rough and it looks bad and you should have moisturizer. Do you have moisturizer on you now? You should moisturize them all. What the fuck?

This bitch just lightened me up. And I'm just like, especially in the park, I'm kind of whimsical is not the word, but I'm just like, I'm at the park, Mabe's on the swing, I'm just like in the clouds. It's really- Well you're like, you're not on your phone, you're out in the fresh air, BJ's probably with you,

you're not like- Yeah, he's running around and I'm just really like- Just soaking in the afternoon. Yeah. Yeah. And then this really just like- Pull you out of the day. Yeah, and I was like, rough skin. That's a really awful way to approach that as well.

Thank you. Because if there is something that you're dealing with, you don't have to fucking... If she's got really rough red skin, I'm probably aware of that. And you don't have to say to her like, oh, we're actually using a lotion. Like you don't have to do that. I don't know you an explanation. No. And how shitty that she made you feel. That's really, as a sore skin sister. Thank you. How dare anyone talk to my maybe girl like that? It was the spaghetti sauce on her face. Cause we just had spaghetti for lunch and just,

you know the old- Oh, cause it gets like orange around your mouth. Yeah. And like, we just had spaghetti. And now I just give Mabel the cloth and go, you wipe your hands and mouth sweetie. And she goes, yep. Yeah. And like, usually she had spaghetti and now I just give Mabel the cloth and go, you wipe your hands and mouth sweetie. And she goes, yep. Yeah.

And like, usually she gets most of it, but like, you know, who gives a fuck? We're going to the park. But like, now that this lady had like mentioned it, I'm like, there is a fair bit of spaghetti on your face. Um, but I'm like, all right, so here's the thing I'm in. Is do I say, like what's worse? You know what I mean? Oh, she's actually just got spaghetti on her face. Yeah. Oh, sorry.

We actually had lunch an hour ago and we're both just cruising around with tomato sauce up in our face. Or one round of sauce. Or like, it's kind of like, is that more embarrassing for me than we're just cruising around fully? And then I look down and I'm like,

I'm pretty sure there's some on my t-shirt as well. Like, we've, Mavs and I have gone in on the spaghetti. But also like, when you get spaghetti on your face, right? It like is fairly a lot, like you can see it. Like it's not like, oh, a little bit of sunning. Yeah, from across the park apparently. But like you can see it. Yeah.

Imagine, though, then still feeling like, I'll let them know. Oh, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like, oh, it's pretty clear. Like, it's pretty obvious that she's got something on her face. Imagine being like, you know what? I will say something.

I'm going to stand out the front of the local Italian place with a bottle of sorbilline and just be like, you've got really rough, disgusting skin. I think that you should take care of yourself better. You've obviously got a dry mouth because it's so red after eating the bolognese. I can't believe that someone would come over and say that. And I just went, well, I can't actually, sorry. Yeah, can you? Having been in that situation many times, yes I can.

I wonder if anyone can understand the concept of people you don't know giving unsolicited skin advice. I couldn't just rub mine off though with a little flannel. Why not? Did you try it? Did I try? I should have tried the sorbilling. I should comment that on the post. Hey babe, have you considered wiping off that spaghetti sauce from your hands? I would just wipe that sorrassas off. Yeah. I wouldn't worry about that. Have you got a wet cloth? Yeah. I

wouldn't worry. Yeah. Don't be worried about that. Don't worry about it. Just get a wet cloth. Oh my God. So did you say anything to the, were you just like, oh, okay. Well, cause Maeve was- And kind of brushed it off. She kind of said that and I went, okay. And then, cause I didn't really, I was like, she doesn't have brush. You're like, what are you talking about? And then I, then I went up close and I went, oh, it's the spaghetti. Yum.

She's a fucking kid. Yeah. Kids are literally like allowed to have food on themselves. Hang on. You need to have one of those. I haven't sneezed since Friday when you gave me that. We gave you that in Angie's estimate. I got a love to see it here.

And it's been inspired by the one Tony Lodge. Kara Turner, who listens to the podcast, she sent this through. Hi Kara, how do we know her? Inspired by our Hungry Jacks voucher, she's taken a photo and said, "'Cop a look at this Subway coupon I've got. Holy shit, double meal deal, $35, two drinks, two cookies,

two footlongs. Look at that one meatball pot for $3. It's just a little cup with meatballs in it from Subway, so you can just get the Sub. Three bucks? A toasty for $2. What? Buy one, get one free on a 12 inch Sub.

Bog off. What? Bog off. What? Bog off. What's bog off? Buy one, get one free. Ah. Bog off. Yeah, bog off. That's what I had to do with Mabel's face, I had to get the bog off.

Bog off. Yeah. Sorry, Torb's not called a bog off. It's like B. Yeah. Oh jeez. Sorry. Um, did you. It's like B, O, G. Did you want the voucher? I do, yeah. Okay, I'll print that out,

but thanks for Cara sending that through and I do love to see it. That's amazing, and I think we should be sharing vouchers more freely. Same, times are tough. Times are tough. Yep. I really love to see it as well, actually,

and it's pretty good. Who's the coupon from? It's not a coupon, but it is a yum-pon. Don't know. Eggplant is my love to say it. Ah! No, hang on.

I made this eggplant thing for dinner and it was absolutely delicious. I would like to go on the record and say that eggplant is yum. And just that time that I had it when it was like a snail and I cried at the pub because the moth flew in my face, three years ago, that I get reminded of constantly. It was the first time we went to the pub together

and it wasn't a successful outing as a group. Yeah, it was. It wasn't anyone's fault, besides the kitchen. But it just wasn't a good outcome. It wasn't. But are you saying it wasn't the eggplant's fault? No, I just wasn't the good outcome. It wasn't. But are you saying it wasn't the eggplant's fault? No, I just don't think it was cooked that well, but I cooked mine perfectly and it was very good.

Did you salt it? Yeah, I did. So I cut it in half, salted it and then left it upside down in the colander for like half an hour, get all the moisture out. So it wouldn't be like a snail. And then roasted it with like the, it's a naggy like recipe tineats thing. We've picked our sides. It was so, absolutely. Yeah.

It was so fucking good. That's huge. And I just want to say like my love to see is eggplant because they're really cheap and they taste so yum. When you get those weird chips from grilled, are they zucchini or eggplant? Zucchini. What's the difference between those? They're too wet, I think.

They are slippery, yeah. And I will go to the fucking, I will fight for grilled till the die die, but those zucchini chips aren't good. I don't even know if they still do then. They do, I had them the other day. Cause they give up the trio of chips. When'd you get grilled?

Yeah, when'd you get grilled? Can I, I know we're best friends and we're going into Joolkenfarm this weekend. Yeah. I don't know what the meal schedule's like, but I would hope that grilled is a part of the 20 hours. If grilled isn't on Earth, I think it's not going to be good. I've been grilling with another woman.

another woman. Grilled is also my wife's takeaway of choice and often we will... So you have a type? Yeah. I'm into chicks that dig grilled, which is why I like you. But it's also why I like my wife. You like me? There has been a day. There has been a day. I'm not going to name days, but there has been- No, you have not! Oh, shut your fucking disgusting mouth!

Where at lunchtime here at work, we have got grilled and then Bridget texts me late in the afternoon and goes, Oh, I haven't got any time. Help me by the cooking. Can we just get grilled? And I go, Yep. You've grilled with me and then grilled with your wife. On the same day within hours of each other. I got a different burger though. Cause you know, a bit of variety.

I'm going to have to take a minute. Take all the time you need sweetheart. Wow. I just want to you need sweetheart. Wow. I just thought it'd be better to be honest. You know what I do endorse? Having grilled twice in one day. So I'm torn on this because obviously I feel cheated. Two meals in a row. But. Have you ever had grilled at work and then gone home and had grilled for talks? I haven't. I haven't with grilled. Yeah, because he wouldn't have grilled. But I have with El Janna. You've double Janet. I've Janet here with you guys and I've Janet with grilled. Yeah, cause he wouldn't have grilled. But I have with El Janna. You've double Janet.

I've Janet here with you guys and then I've Janet at home. Oh, and you gave us that big performance about how dare you. Yeah. And you've been doing it on the side as well. Acting. What are you acting? I was acting, wasn't upset about the grilled.

I was happy for you. But I was acting. I thought you were gonna say you were acting about getting two lots of El Janna and I was like, that's not acting. I wouldn't joke about that. I was happy for you. But I was acting. I thought you were gonna say you were acting about getting two lots of El Janna and I was like, that's not acting. I wouldn't joke about that. I was like, you don't need to act about that, mate. No, I love El Janna.

We actually had it for dinner. Sorry, mate. Just- Just thought you'd look at your vagina mid podcast? Jeans made a noise. Was it a Fanny Flutter thinking about the chicken? My jeans made a noise. It was like the button rubbed on here and it went like,

Did the button go, put El Janna in me? No, but do you know what? You know how I normally get the crispy chicken burger from El Janny's? You know what I've been getting? The two-wook roll. What's that? So it's got the chicken, like the rotisserie chicken,

chippies and coleslaw on a flatbread. Oh, oh, oh. Well, I guess we know what we're doing after this show. And then you get, and then you get the tenders on the side and the garlic sauce, because then you, so you still get the creepy cheeky. You still get the creepy cheeky and you still get the guawic sauce, but then you also get the creepy cheeky and you still get the glowing sores but

then you also get there yeah would anyone be fucked off or weirded out if I just took my pants off no I would absolutely endorse that yeah what are you feeling too tired like uncomfortable no I'm just after you said all that stuff you got a fucking stiffy you got a fucking stiffy. You got a stalk on. Have you got a fat cat couldn't scratch? This pussy will have a go. Oh Charles. Are we still on?

Yeah. Okay. See you tomorrow. Bye. Love you, bye.