Toni and Ryan - Confession from a Counsellor

Episode Date: May 20, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. Hello. Sorry. Now we're calling Peter and we're not going to say his 17 last names, but he's Portuguese, raised in New Jersey and now lives in Germany. Whoa. Portuguese, carry the one. Yeah. Twice removed. Time zone.

So in Germany now. Did you say Germany? Or did I make that up? Sorry, I got confused. What's up, boo? Peter! Peter, guten tag! Hey!

Guten tag, how are you guys? Do you live in Germany? Is that correct? Yeah, we live in Germany. But I'm originally from New Jersey. But my husband's German, so we live here now. Wow. What's it like moving around a lot because of where your partner lives?

Well, I've been here for 15 years now, but it was all right. My whole family's from Portugal, so I always wanted to come to Europe. But, yeah, it's all right. It's interesting. Keeps you on your toes, I guess. And how does your German husband feel about America? Well, we actually met there. He was an au pair for two years and met

there, so he likes it. How cool. Peter, you dirty dog, hooking up with the au pair. Hooking up with the nanny. That's very Jude Law. Yeah, that's very interesting work. And they're marrying him. Yeah. Dream come true for many people, I'm sure. Exactly.

Peter, will you approve today's podcast? I definitely will. Excellent. Hi, this is Peter from Germany, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to a Tuesday episode. We love to do these are top confessions. Tony and Ryan podcast are confessions, not top confessions, top confessions. A lot of them are top confessions.

Yeah, they are. You can submit them very anonymously, like so anonymous, on our website, tonyandryan.com.au, and we can't find you or get back to you. No, no, completely anonymous. So like whatever you submit, when you go, oh, do you want- It's essentially the dark web. It is the dark web. Do you know when the dark web was like a thing?

I remember Googling like dark web because I just didn't understand it. Yeah, where do you get it and where is it? I don't know. And I don't want to know. Oh, okay. Do you know what I feel like if I knew maybe then I would go on there? What's on there? Where do you get your drugs and firearms from?

Kmart? Yeah. Anko bread? Timu? The Wish version. It's just a bag of flour. Confession. I worked at a restaurant and the manager put notices

on the staff bulletin board, but his notices were always printed in Comic Sans, a children's font, and it drove me insane. Yeah. Yep. You know who used to print in Comic Sans? Who? Amy Collette. She would as well.

Yeah. Our mate Amy, she used to work in radio with us. She's in radio in New Zealand now. I hope she's taking her Comic Sans across the Tasman because that actually fucked me off. What a great sentence. Thank you. Is that the Tasman? The ditch?

Is that what that C is? Don't question it. I just said it with confidence. Oh, okay. Sorry. No, no, no. I would never question you. Being a supervisor, I had access to the office computer and one day I'd had enough of his rubbish juvenile ways. I went into the fonts folder

on the drive and permanently deleted Comic Sans from his whole computer. Jeez. It brings me so much joy seeing new notices go up in a very plain and normal Times New Roman. The thing about Comic Sans is that you have to pick it. Yeah, there's never a default. Oh, it's just the one that was on there.

Blasphemy. No, you've searched for it and found it. I think Times New Roman is like a similar thing, but it's like, oh, it's just the one that pops up. Who cares? Can be a default. Aerial. What do you go for?

You're an aerial guy. No. You're a Tahoma. No. I'm a Tahoma. I'm an old school Helvetica. Yeah, you do like a Helvetica. And you know that.

Yeah, you do like a Helvetica. Bold. know that. Yeah, you do like a Helvetica. Bold. Thick. Yeah. Condensed. Oh, fuck. Yeah. When we were cruising around New York and we were just saying all that Helvetica everywhere

on the subway signs, fuck. We just literally got nothing done. Cumbed the whole time. We what the whole time? Cumbed. I thought you said the Carla Conti. That's how it just came out. That the whole time.

What would that even mean? It doesn't make sense, but it just sounded like what you said. Sorry, I just got Helvetica on the mind and it just fucking jazzes me right up. So we used to use Helvetica for all of our logos and stuff. Yeah, now that's phased out. Yeah, we've got a new one now. It's a shame. I'm not in charge of Photoshop anymore.

No. Good confession, though though i love that great confession but yeah so i think you can't blame comic sans on a default no um user error um comic sans is like a an option on instagram stories no and someone i follow grow up who name them fucking name it's mitch cheery mitch fucking cheery all of his fucking said all of his stories Grow up, who? Name them. Fucking name them. It's Mitch Chury. Mitch fucking Chury uses Comic Sans. All of his stories he uses Comic Sans. And because Mitch is very cool, so I do think it's like an ironic choice, but every time I say it I'm like, ah, Mitch.

Cool people don't use Comic Sans, so it's a redundant sentence. No, I don't know. I think it might be like ironic and then you go like, oh, we're making fun of Comic Sans by using it. But big Comic Sans is winning. Yeah. By you doing that. Yeah.

Big font. All right. Here's just another life lesson for fucking people. Oh, for fucking people. No, like for. No, for like. Yeah, fucking whatever. If you do something ironically enough, it just becomes your normal.

It's like when people started dabbing ironically and then all of a sudden they're dabbing all the time. You're just the guy who dabs all of a sudden. Oh, no, but I just do it for lols. No, but you do it or you don't and you are doing it. Do you know another one that I reckon is the same? People saying lit. That's lit.

I reckon people started saying that ironically, being like, oh, that'll never catch on. And now there's a whole Dua Lipa song where she says it and it's the best song ever and you have to just ignore that she's lit. I reckon people started saying that ironically, being like, oh, that'll never catch on. And now there's a whole Dua Lipa song where she says it and it's the best song ever and you have to just ignore that she says lit. The one with Shauna Paul. Or is it Pitbull? Shauna Paul. Okay.

Fuck, that's such a good song. And you just got to ignore when she says, can I get lit tonight? I'm a psychologist, so please keep me anonymous as I can't break confidentiality clauses. But I have to tell someone. Okay. Well, this is the right place because it's a safe space. We laugh with you, not at you.

A patient of mine told me she was sleeping with a married man and the guilt was eating her alive. Hang on. Hang on. Oh, sorry. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The... So the lady who's a psychologist who has sent this story yep so she's a psychologist yeah and a lady comes to see her as a client or a patient yeah and says i'm sleeping with a married man and the guilt is just wicking me out oh

fuck yeah okay the patient said the man was going to leave his wife for her. Yep. And she was like, well, I love this guy, but I feel bad and I'm like a homewrecker. You would feel bad, but you'd be like, oh, my happiness. Like, how do you decide that? Later that week, my husband told me he was leaving me for a woman he's been sleeping with.

My husband was having a fling with my patient. And I couldn't tell either of them or anyone because of the confidentiality clauses. But I need to tell someone and I just need a scream. Tony has died and gone to heaven. That sounds like a great film. It does. She has coached the woman through. Through stealing her husband.

If it's important to you and you don't want to be the other woman, you probably need to sit down and have a chat with him and say, look, you're going to have to make to you and you don't want to be the other woman, like you probably need to sit down and have a chat with him and say, look, like you're going to have to make a choice because I don't want to be the other woman. Oh, do we know for sure that it is the same, like there's enough connections there that make it. So time had elapsed and, you know, photos on the ground and she's going, oh, that's old mate.

Yeah. What the fuck? And you can't do it. Yeah. Yep. And you can't. Do you reckon this is a power move from the woman that stole the husband? Because there's no way that she wouldn't know that her,

the guy that she was sleeping with, his wife, who she was. Do you know what I mean? I don't think so. I don't think the other woman would. I think you don't want to know. But maybe on Facebook or Instagram or something and she goes. LinkedIn and it pops up and says someone's video profile. But you know what I mean?

Like when, you know, if you knew that someone was married, there's a chance that you knew who his wife was or maybe what she did for work or something. Would you, like, I'll never sleep again. Because wouldn't you just be like, oh, what if my therapist happens to be that wife? But, yeah, would you know what, because say it's a therapist, you probably wouldn't know the wife's name or he goes, oh,

she works at the hospital. Or would he even mention it? Well, I think like it depends how you met. Like if you worked with someone and you would then know that they were married and like what their partner did and then say you slept with them because you met them at work or whatever, you would go, oh, I know that your wife's a therapist and I know that her name is jane smith and then your therapist is called fucking jane smith like i feel like you're gonna add two and two together yeah but also if you didn't know each other it's believable that

she wouldn't know that that was a therapist but i'm like how like do you know what i mean oh my god where are we at? Is that all we've got? That's it. Or that just that she needed to tell someone and she needs to scream, which I think is understandable. Oh, we're hearing you. Yeah.

Yell away. Yell away. And as soon as she can't, like, yeah. Can we have the rights to the film for that? The life rights? Because that would be a great documentary, little Netflix. Documentary or? Sorry, no, little Netflix, like, true crime.

No, series. So you're rattled. Sorry, I am. Because how, like, your professionalism is that you have to coach, like, that would be heartbreaking. Because how like your professionalism is that you have to coach it. Like that would be heartbreaking. And what if she comes in and says, oh, this is okay. Now let's just go into movie mode.

Yeah, okay. The cheater who's now with the husband. Yeah. The new girl. The patient. Comes back in and says, oh, like we moved in together and it turns out he really like misses his wife. Or she goes, well, now I'm cheating on him with someone else. And his mom's like, can you fucking figure out what you're doing?

Yeah. And then maybe the psychologist goes, it sounds like he wants to be with his wife. You should tell him to go back with his wife. No, but you couldn't do that, could you? Like I think though that that is a conflict of interest and you would have to declare it at this point. You would have to go like I can't see you anymore

or you'd just move away, like say you were moving away or something. Yeah, just go on a boat trip or something. Because you're not like allowed to know anything about the people that you see as a therapist. Like my therapist told me that like he was like I'm not allowed to like listen to the podcast and stuff like that. Yeah, we were talking about this off air the other day because I had a lady that helped me when I was in Canberra and she used to listen

to the radio show and you said that's smelt illegal. No, no, no. I said I don't think that that's like strictly what they're supposed to do and you used the term she wasn't really straight legal she wasn't what you said she had some fun alternative views on therapy and that's and that's fine but i think it would probably be up fun is my code word yeah i'm letting it go for you um i don't know if she was part of the registered association i'm letting it go for you she was great though but um i don't know if she was part of the registered association i'm letting it go for you she was great though but um i think it would probably be down cheap if you pay cash too

she fucking knows how to get onto the dark web that's for sure um i think it would probably be down to each therapist but he said to me like i'm not supposed to know anything about you that you don't tell me like either because he's supposed to know what i have told him it sounds like a game it's not a game the more it isn't the more you know the better well i don't think so like it's i don't think i didn't feel like it was a game i think it was more just like if i didn't want to tell him something then he couldn't find out about it somehow else but that maybe and that maybe that was just. Maybe not all therapists are the same. But I feel like you would get to the point where there was a bit

of a conflict of interest and that person would have to- And you think your patient railing your husband is probably that line has been crossed? I'd say so. I think even your lady in Canberra would agree that that one was a bit too far. Don't you tell my lady in Canberra what you can and can't do. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey, this is Peter from Germany and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

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Vitoonskas, sorry. Thank you very much for being part of the Patreon. You fucking love to say it. You do love to say it. You do love to say it. Thanks, guys. We've had a lot of iterations of what I'm about to talk about here on the podcast.

Airport chat. Oh, God. How nice has it been not travelling for a while? I haven't gotten on a plane in a while and it has been this year fucking not this year i haven't flown anywhere how good is it it's actually been amazing it's been so so good i wonder how that lady's doing that we flew from chicago to toronto with remember it was her first flight she took out drinks before we'd even drunk them yeah yeah anyway i wonder how she's going i think about her regularly um given she's a good Oh, yeah. She took our drinks before we'd even drunk them. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. I wonder how she's going.

I think about her regularly. Given she's a good friend of yours, she might be a good yardstick for this. Okay. Who would you, Ryan, and you listening, have a think about this. Who would you walk into the airport for? And I'm talking. So, like, they said, can you come and pick me up? They said, like, I'm flying in at 6 o'clock.

And you've gone, not only am I going to drive and get you out, which is already massive. Actually, I think I said last year I don't do airport pickups anymore. Uh-huh. Just get an Uber. Yeah. Fucking no. I'll meet you at my house.

I'll pay for the Uber if you want. So not only are you driving in, you're parking. Parking. Walking over that little thing, waiting in the arrivals or at the gate or whatever. Who in your life would you do that for? I've got a bit of a list to roll through here for you. Your wife, Bridget, say she's a Kiwi. Maybe she's gone home to like visit her folks or her grandma.

So when Bridget, Mabel and I flew into Austin, my brother Cole and birth father Joel came to pick us up. Cole and Joel. Cole and Joel. We had a six-month-old baby and like a travel pram and a fucking whatever. All the shit. Yeah. And they still didn't come in.

And I'm not saying that to like neg them. Cause I'm like coming in, like going into the airport is what the parking. They just said, call us when you're at the front and we go, Oh, I'm next to the blue pole. It says G.

Yeah. Yeah. Fucking throw the shit in the back. Hey, Mabel. Nice to meet you. Jump in. Let's go.

Yep. I don't think there's anyone. Really? What I will say is, is that I walked through New York City late at night by myself to pick up Tony Lodge from the theatre because she said, I'm not going to go and see this show because I don't want to go out by myself. I'm just a little lady.

I was a bit scared to walk home. And I said, what if I came and chaperoned and picked you up and we walked home together and got a hot pretzel? Yeah. He bought me a hot dog. Yeah. And then gave her a fucking slice of hot dog on the way home. He gave me a hot dog.

Yeah. That was very, I've got a video of it and I didn't even post it because it's so special to me. Yep. You know, when you've got things like that, I'm just like, no, that's for the memes. All right. Run me through the list because I, yeah. And I'm not, I just, fuck, that's such a big ask. So your wife, Bridget, say, yep, she's've got things like that. I'm just like, no, that's for the memes. All right, run me through the list because I, yeah, and I'm not, I just,

fuck, that's such a big ask. So your wife, Bridget, say, yep, she's gone home to New Zealand to visit her bloody grandma in the Coromandals. Yeah, no, Bridget has never even dropped me at the airport. She would never. She would never. Your daughter, Mabes? I mean, obviously.

At this age? At this age. Probably. You probably should go in and get her. Maybe. If I haven't seen her for a while, maybe I'll do age? At this age. Probably. You probably should go in and get her. Maybe. If I haven't seen her for a while, maybe I'll do something funny and hold off a sign. I know the answer to this one.

Your mum. Your mum travels a lot. You've never, ever once said to me like, oh, yeah, I'll go pick mum up, let alone walk into the fucking airport. No, fuck no. No way, right? I've dropped her off a few times, but that's only when I needed a car. So I'm like, I'll drop you off in your car and then keep it.

Yeah, you got a fuel card, mum? Yeah. Make sure the tank's full, sweetheart. What about me? Like, if you asked me to and had a reason, it's not like I'd say no, but I just. Yeah. And you wouldn't.

Once Ryan and I got off a plane we'd been somewhere together maybe we were in sydney or fucking perth or something and we got to the airport like got off the plane we didn't have any bags to pick up or anything we we fly light yeah we were walking together and i was kind of like oh i'm gonna get an uber and ryan goes cool see ya and he went to his car and he didn't even drive me home. We didn't live anywhere near each other at that time. You lived in the city and I lived out in the sticks. I went, great, mate, catch ya.

Then I ran into Kat Slavage in the airport. Do you remember that? Yes, I do remember that. What about Dave Parsons, your second best friend? I have gone to many airports for Dave Parsons. Have you? Probably wouldn't now though. He's picked me up from the airport.

Has he? He would too. He's a good guy. I went straight to the football. So I just want people to think about the kind of people in your life, like they're high tier people in your life that you would get. The highest. I don't even know if a tier exists, but yeah.

Yeah. It's like it's a crazy thing that you would fucking do this. Would you come in for me? No, because you would hate it.. Would you come in for me? No, because you would hate it. Thank you. And I respect that answer. Yeah, like I know that you wouldn't want that.

And I like to be fussed over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'd be happy to be like, yeah, I'm at the blue pole called G and I'd go, great, I'll see you there in a second because that's what you would want. The other day over the weekend, I'm like at the eyebrow place getting my eyebrows done. A regular girl who does it, so there's a few girls at, so I always go to the same place, but there's a few girls

that have done my eyebrows before. And at the moment, the girl who I'm going to see, Sev, she was sick. Okay. And so at the last minute, they go, is it okay if someone else steps in and does your brows? And I go, sure. Sure. I'm already here.

I guess I'm fucking doing it. Because it's not really the eyebrows. It's the chat. It's like, you know, when you go to the same person a few times and you were just talking about the barber the other day, like how many times can you fucking talk about what you're watching on Netflix? How many times? And it's boring for them too.

I'm like, feel free to just not say anything. Did she use the word brother? No, she did not call me brother. But anyway. Did she drop a wassup? She did. There was no wassup. There was no brother.

But I walk in there and this like lovely young girl, she goes, oh, Tony? And I was like, yeah, I'm like here for Emily. And she goes, oh, yeah, that's me. Like so nice she goes oh yeah that's me like so nice to meet you and i was like nice to meet you too i noticed she has a very very thick kiwi accent and we're chatting and she goes yeah i've actually just moved across the tasman yep i don't know if she said that but i'm going to say that i like it um anyway and she's like yeah i've just moved here and i was like oh did you move by yourself and she's like, yeah, I've just moved here. And I was like, oh, did you move by yourself? And she goes, yeah. And I was like, really?

Like all by yourself? We don't have anyone here? She goes, nah. And I was like, oh, do you have like friends or family here? She goes, nah. And I went. She just raw dogged it over to Melbourne. Raw dogged it over to Melbourne.

And then I was like, she goes, oh, whereabouts do you live? And I go, oh, out in the country. And I was like, whereabouts do you live, like around here? And she goes, no, I live in Footscray, which is like really fucking far away. My eyebrow place is in Brunswick. Yeah. Footers Glay out west. So it's quite a way.

Like how long would you say? That would be that far, depending where in Brunswick. So it's Brunswick, like near that Maccas you shot in that time. I've shot in many Maccas many times. But you know the one on the corner near the Dan Murphy's? At the end of Ligon. In that weird intersection, Ligon Street. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. But like foot's grey, that's far. Yeah. It's like down the, not the coast, but like it's far. No, no, no. It's not down any coast. Not the coast coast, but like it's far. It's not down any coast. Wait. Oh, my God.

I'm saying Footscray. You're thinking of Frankston. Frankston. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, everybody. Yeah, no, that is a fair way away. It's far. She's like, yeah, I live in Frankston. Our local girl is mixing up my F words.

Oh, my God. That's so fucking embarrassing. That is embarrassing. Anyway, she goes, I live in Frankston. Oh, my God. I knew what I was talking about. Anyway,, she goes, I live in Frankston. Oh, my God. I knew what I was talking about. Anyway, she's like, I live in Frankston. I was like, what?

Like, why the fuck do you live in Frankston? And she was like, oh, well, when I was moving over, I just, like, found this place to live online. Well, if you don't know anyone or anything, then it doesn't matter where you start, I guess. Yeah, and there's like this Facebook group and she goes, yeah, I just went on there and said like, hi, like I'm single, I'm just like looking for a place to stay or whatever.

She ends up getting like hearing from this guy and it's like he owns the house, another girl lives there and they were looking for like a third housemate. Yep. And she goes, yeah, so I'm just like living with them and i was like what this would rattle tony as you can tell so not my area anyway and so she's telling me about that i was like are they nice like do you feel like comfortable there and safe there or whatever and she's like she's like yes it's it's all good and the guys like really friendly and i was like okay sure goes, yeah, he's so nice. He picked me up from the airport.

When I moved here from New Zealand, he picked me up from the airport and I went, what? Who is this chivalrous gentleman? Is he trying to get a slice of that? No, it didn't seem like that at all. And she's like, yeah, he picked me up from the airport and i was like that is generous like that's fucking nice and i was like what did he say like because obviously you've never met this guy and she goes oh we'd facetimed once to kind of like see if there was a vibe or if she got like bad yeah

yeah um they'd facetimed once and i was like so what did he say? Like, oh, I'm in the red Toyota Camry, like out the fucking thing. And she goes, oh, nah, he told me like what he was wearing. And I was like, what? He went into the airport. What a guy. What a guy. To pick up this person who was like moving into his house. Huge. What a guy. What a guy. To pick up this person who was like moving into his house. Huge.

What a guy. I could not. But I was like beside my fucking self. I could not believe that. So she's never met this guy. He just picks her up in the terminal. Yeah. Walks in there and like is like, oh, Emily.

And she's like, yeah, Jack. I don't know. Do you want to come move in with me? Probably jerk me off later. Yeah, sweet. Because she was like, yeah, he's I don't know. Do you want to come move in with me? Probably jerk me off later. Yeah, sweet. Because she was like, yeah, he's young, like we're all the same age and like maybe the other two were studying or whatever. And she's like, oh, yeah, I've got a job, blah, and whatever.

But he goes into the airport and picks her up and then like helps her with her bags to the car and stuff. Just a really nice person. Well, we don't know. Hopefully, just a really nice guy. Oh, but he's also getting money and earning rent and, like, this is the service you get when you move into this bloke's house. But I just could not believe because I was thinking, fuck,

there's not a lot of people I'd walk into the airport for, and I thought there is no one Ryan would walk into the airport for, much less a stranger. No. That's, like, just moving, that you found online and you're, like, going to move in with. I was shaken to the core. And she's like, anyway, yeah, so did you like the dark tin

on the eyebrows? I was like, I'm still stuck on the guy. Rip my fucking face out of its socket. Yeah. I don't give a fuck. This is amazing. I couldn't care less about what's going on with the eyebrows. Tell me more about this thing.

How does it make you feel that people are living this la vida loca in this modern day and age because you you like to know where you're headed yeah you like to know what's up i also have stranger danger you have strange danger are you more rattled by the airport pickup or the fact you just raw dogged it to a new country and just moved in with a guy both are crazy to me like you never lived like strangers i have yeah when i moved to bumbury i moved in with so i when we went i they worked at the same place right um so the first i had to go find a place to live and i didn't have any fucking money and i was getting paid thirty thousand dollars a year at the radio station um and i went down and like looked at a bunch of houses yeah and with like housemates and one of them was like this chick and she's like,

yeah, I've got two dogs. So like we go down to the beach and she's like, you can't have friends here past 8pm and you can't do this. And I was like, oh, would it be okay if my boyfriend came and stayed? And she was like, oh, depending on what night of the week because like if I'm working, I don't like other people being here and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, my God.

Absolutely not. Probably not. And I went and looked at another house that was kind of not as strict but the house was a bit scary. Yeah. And I couldn't meet the other person that lived there. Like they were not around or whatever, like maybe they were at work and I was like, well, absolutely, I'm not just going to move in

and be like, oh, who's that person? Yeah. And then I ended up finding a house that was, oh, like two guys live here, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, like it's a pretty good amount of money. And it ended up being two guys that worked at the radio station. And I talked to my boss, Simon, and I was like, oh, there's two guys that say they work at the radio station.

Do you know them? Like is that safe for me? Like are they good guys or whatever? And he goes, goes oh let me get them down here now and he went and grabbed them and then they were like are you boys busy and they're like oh not really and they're like take tony to the house now and like show her so they like took me to the house which was which was really nice and that's almost bigger than an airport pickup it was that was really nice yeah so they took me to the house and showed me and i

was like i don't know if you guys would be keen but like i really need a place to live and they're like fuck yeah and i didn't know them but like who felt safer um gav and chris oh beachy i lived in rosie's old room yeah yeah that chris beach yeah yeah yeah but anyway so i lived with like two guys that i'd never met but there was a bit of like familiarity because of the radio station torbs was with me so he met them as well so it wasn't like oh is it okay if my boyfriend comes down? They were like, oh, yay, we've met him, like all good. Oh, great. But, yeah, so that was the only time I've like lived with strangers

and I was so scared. Well, Beachy looks like a serial killer. He's a lovely guy but he has serial killer vibes. He's just, he's got long hair and that scares ryan i think anyone any guy with this long hair i'm like how many people have you killed no he's a great guy they're both great the first day he moved to town i picked him up i believe and i took him out for a brisket from the airport no of course not uh maybe the bus station or someplace yeah right or he just like got turns like so what do you guys do after work i'm like i don't know if you got a beer or

something that's nice yeah um but anyway yeah i and i said so how many people have you killed yeah and he went well there was um but i just could when she was telling me that and she just so casual she's like yeah he picked me up from the airport and i was like i don't think you understand what a big deal that is all i'm saying is if we find out in a year that they're together like good on them okay i mean it would be a real, like, sweet story. Well, and I hope you keep seeing her. Yeah. I need the updates.

I'll let you know. I'll let you know. When Bridget gets her nails done, sometimes she doesn't even need her nails done. She goes, I just need to see the girls and see what's been going on. Yeah. They are good tea havers, the ones at Trophy Wife. Yeah, because they're across from the hospital. Oh.

So they always get some wild, like, medical comedy stories. Yeah, we're across from the hospital. Oh. So they always get some wild medical comedy stories. Yeah, we're across from the hospital. So we know first who's dead. What are you talking about? Because there's always like, oh, and that doctor's like seeing that nurse and stuff. Because like the doctors and nurses come down on their. And their lunch break and stuff, yeah. That is good.

So Bridget's just like, it's like my own Grey's Anatomy in here. That is a bit of Bridget. Yeah. A bit of Grey's Anatomy. She loves Grey's Anatomy. Now she's is a bit of Bridget. Yeah. A bit of Grey's Anatomy. She loves Grey's Anatomy. Now she's got her own one. That's amazing. Yeah.

God, you couldn't pay enough for that experience. Trust me, you can pay enough. Oh, okay. A little bit of editorial from you. You can pay enough. Okay. And the answer is lots. Why?

How much is it? It's fucked. Is it? We should stop podcasting and start being nail techs. Really? There's another sitcom idea for us. Okay. Yeah, great. I've got a another sitcom idea for us. Okay. Yeah, great.

I've got a love to see it here. Please. This might be your worst nightmare, but I've got a love to see it here from Sophie. Not our Sophie. This is Sophie Smith, which is exactly what you would call yourself if you didn't want us to know that it was you. Sophie was trying to fake name it.

That's what she called herself. You're right. She goes, oh, come up with something good. Sophie Smith. Sophie says, guys, my two-year-old just learned how to use the remote to the Chromecast. The learn the remote to the TV. But Sophie's two-year-old, the first thing that they put on was Tony and Ryan.

How good is that? Yeah, that's sick. Sophie said it was the proudest mum moment of my life. That's huge. Good on you, Soph. I thought that was so cute. Mine's got a similar energy. Hannah Reid said...

Fake name also. I binged my way through the backlog of episodes when I found... Binge my way through the back. Fuck. Sounds like a good weekend. Sorry. Better than minging your way through the back. Is it?

I binged my way through the backlog of episodes when I found out when I was pregnant, like the ups and downs and up at night. Yeah, yeah. My now three-month-old will stop crying as soon as he hears the intro music to the podcast. And he coos at both of your voices. That is so sweet not sure if this is legitimate but i feel like i owe you guys money for babysitting we'll take it we'll take it it's called patreon.com slash tony and ryan thanks for keeping us afloat we can't do this podcast

without people being part of it without you so um h't do it without you. Hannah Reid, I'm not going to send you an invoice, but if you feel like paying it. Yeah, I mean, we'll pick you up from the airport. Totally shaking your head. All right, have a great day, everyone. We'll chat to you tomorrow. Love you, bye.