Toni and Ryan - CONFESSION: I Can NEVER Tell My Husband What Really Happened

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

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I moaned louder than I ever had before and the... Exploded all over his stomach. Oh. I'm Arta from Riga Latvia. I'm Melissa from Mount Maloy, far north Queensland. I'm Laura from the limestone coast of South Australia and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan.

This is Dr. author, bestselling Dr. Ornitha, Tony Lodge. Ornitha, uh, bird author. That's how you say, author in Riga Latvia, which is where we are today. Jal. We had to close the window because it was a bit noisy, but I was almost like, oh, we should take everyone on a guided tour of the views of our beautiful downtown Airbnb.

Well, we could do that on Instagram story or something. Yeah. Like do a little, a little video. Show you just how close we are to all the bars and stuff and the food and the Hextaburger. Hezberger. Hezberger. Which is just McDonald's. actually...

But they have McDonald's. We'll get to that. Sorry. We'll get to that. But they've definitely been inspired by some... Blow that wide open. You were talking about yesterday that someone watched the big short trailer on the plane and then didn't hit play? That's crazy.

I watched the F1 movie with Brad Pitt. How good is it? It's a great movie. It's such a good fucking movie. You watch it on the plane. Yeah. Oh, okay. You have a good plane movie?

Was it a bit? too much drama and character. I just feel like there's so much happening that you really want to lock in, but I guess a plane is just a great place for that. But also, and just an insight to my life and maybe other parents of toddlers will get this. If I ain't watched it on a plane, I ain't seen it.

No, very fair. Sometimes you just got to take your chances, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, it's a, that's very fair. And I've got something to... Non-parent privilege from me. I've got something to say. Oh.

Because we need to put our hand... When we're out of line, or we've made a mistake or we've, you know, sometimes you've got to say, no, I was wrong. Okay. You know how they say like, oh, the book is better than the movie? Sure. It turns out the movie is better than just watching a few clips on TikTok.

Agreed. And I mentioned this yesterday, but having, I thought I'd seen F1. Yeah, sure. I genuinely thought I'd seen it. Because you're like, what more is there? Turns out lots more. Yeah, well, it's like a two-hour film. Yeah, and I watched probably six TikToks.

They're kind of like summed it up. Yeah. And I was like, what else could there be? Nah, that movie is really good. I was holding my breath in the last lap. I won't say any more than that, but just like the, the intensity. Well, well, yeah, because the movie's about F1. Yeah.

It's probably fair to assume that the last part of the movie is going to be the race, yeah. Yeah, but as in like, it wasn't just like... Oh, it wasn't anymore. There is a race. Oh, I won't spoil it, but they do have cars and are upset too much. No, but normally you'd just be like, oh, you're just like watching, but I was genuinely like, I was tense.

No, it's a really good movie for that. Yeah. Yeah. But I also just think that movies in general probably get a bit less respect these days across the board, not just because of like summed up versions on TikTok and stuff, but also just because we often watch shit while we're doing other shit.

Like, when was the last time you really did, like, lock in and watch a movie? That, you know, a plane is a great example because you, there's nothing else to do.

My phone's not working. Well, you can't go on Instagram at the same time. Have you seen that meme that's like, oh, this $80 million movie made with all the, like, Greatest Actors of All Time isn't really taking my interest,

but like I'll watch a six second fucking kid on a trampoline video on Instagram. Like, you know, you watch that for hours. Yeah. Yeah. And it's true. So I think that the... Because the cinematography in F1 was amazing. But now that you've pitched the kid on a trampoline idea...

You know, and then like the dog joins her and they're jumping together. I don't know if F1 stands up. Yeah. No, that's fair. That's a shame. But I reckon the art of watching movies is what's lost. Because you don't sit down and watch a movie the same anymore because you're doing other shit. Or you go, oh, I don't want to watch a movie.

I'll just watch three episodes of a TV show that all go for 55 minutes. Yeah, and hook me through the next one and fuck. Yeah. Yep, so true. Everyone, or not everyone, lots of people send through their confessions. Tony and Ryan.com. com.com. There's a form there.

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I love this. Actually, I'm going to start with some Tony and Ryan Law. Oh, hello, Ari. Within hours of meeting Tony, when we worked at a radio station together in Melbourne, we didn't. But we did go to a pub and get pretty drunk that first day. Yeah. But we drank all that sangria. Yeah.

Maybe the last time I've drunk alcohol, to be honest. That was a big day. It wasn't. but like it was a big day. Because you're not feeling well. I saw you drank balsam mere hours ago. Oh, medicinally. It's still alcohol.

Dicinally or pardolally. It's still alcohol. No, that's fair. And so we pile into the back of this Volkswagen golf because we're off to the pub after this radio show. Like someone was like, I'll drive. Yep. So we pile in. And we're all sort of squashed in and Tony goes, oh, I'm a bit sore because there's a pimple on my vagina.

And I'm scared that we're all tucked in tight and I might pop it. And this is like the day I met this. Yeah. And I was like, what a fucking wild card. And here we are in Regalapia, four and a half years, five years later. Yeah. That's so wild. Yeah, that was just before your wedding.

Yeah. Like a week before your wedding. Yeah. Yeah. So it was fine. What was fine? Oh, that we had sex because you weren't married yet. She gets it.

I can't wait until July. Yeah. Tony's got a few months until she's married. Yeah. I'm still single. I don't know what Charles will do after that. I have to come back to Latvia. Yeah.

Well, you've got plenty of friends here. Confession from a tarpa. Hi, Tapa. My husband has been bragging around the house to me. Oh. That he made me squirt. Oh, cute. If only he knew the truth.

When Tony met Ryan, she had a pimple on her vagina. I, says the Tapa, I've only twice got a pimple, a pimp near the vimp. a red mole next to me red hole one morning we both woke up early and it was just on you know those times when it's like you're just like it's just happening don't you like those mornings

I do I think it's nice and because often in the morning it's like you get up you've got to get your shit together like you don't have like time in there I'm assuming it's a Saturday morning I thought that too yeah it's got Saturday morning energy it does well

you don't have to be anywhere normally. I had no place to be except in that. Yeah. My husband did his thing, giving me a quality five-star weinering. Nice. Relationship dick. Mid-performance, he unknowingly popped the pimple.

I moaned louder than I ever had before, and the people exploded all over his stomach. Oh. He froze. And then he looked up and he looked so proud of him. self so proud I couldn't bear to tell him the truth and you can't you can't you can't you can't that's yeah to this day he still goes I remember that time and she goes oh baby that's what you say to me oh baby what would you how would you say it oh hey man Tony remember that time hey mate remember that time I remember that time I fucking threw one in there fucking 10 4 big

dog yeah I remember No, hey, let's... Hey, I remember that time? Yeah. That's what I would say. Yeah. And that's how I was like to Torbs as well. Yeah.

To this day, he's... Have you ever squirted? Me? Is it every time? Do you? What's your definition? Yeah. Is there a version of it for boys where like...

You don't fully come, but you're like half come before you do a big come? You mean like pre-come? But pre-cum doesn't feel like it just calms out, but it's not, you know? Yeah. So what's the question? No, but is there a version for, or is it just one of the awesome things about being a woman, like multiple orgasms? Just like, awesome. Probably, yeah.

I also just realized that we closed the window so the noise wouldn't come in, but now I'm thankful that we closed them so our noise didn't go out to the streets of Riga. Yeah. The Casadella Pasta, who wouldn't have appreciated that. Oh, maybe they would have. Should we go there tonight? I am so horny for Cassad... Chris... What's it actually called?

We're staying above Casadella Tala. Yeah, and I went to high school with a girl called Crystal Della Posta. And every time I see it, I call it Crystal Della Posta, but it's called Casadella Pasta. Well, hang on, we can literally look because we're on... Yeah, that's right. Casadalla Pasta. Yeah, Crystal della pasta That's pretty close

To be fair Yeah Let's have dinner there tonight Yeah and we'll just all fucking have a big squirt Oh there's torbs Speaking of the big Speaking of the 10 4 big dog I will never

Ever correct him Nah you really Let him have that I think The only reason that I would say That you should correct him Is if he did it Doing something that you don't like and you don't want him to keep try doing.

Remember that time when I reached around and fucking threw it in the thing. Well, and she got, well, fuck, you think I squirted, but I actually was like thinking

about the cassarola I'm making for dinner. Like, and that's what got her going. Yeah, she's like, oh my, I actually have squirted ones as when someone put a delicious casserole in front of me

and I just went, what's a casserole? Is it just anything in a baked dish? Um, and like, I know that you know what I mean? I think it is. Is it?

Is it? Like is a lasagna basically a casserole? Oh, fuck. They're not going to let me into Italy. I would miss. There's just no way. You said that in eye shot of Casa della pasta. How fucking dare you.

I wonder how crystal delaposta's going. Probably not squirting pimple juice on her husband's stomach. But who am I to say? Maybe she is. Maybe that she's the one that's in him. Technically our type of did squirt. Just wasn't the squirt you think. Technically.

He did. He did. make her squirt Yeah That's what I mean Like Have you popped a pimple of mine

You've got a nice looking one On the back of your head That I've been fucking high and off And I'm not a big pimple pop up But it looks good It's just here I think it's just from when you Oh here

Yeah I think it's just like From when you got your hair cut And they've done the clothes shape You know how something You get a little ingrown Yeah No

It's not for me Would you make me I'm married I'm married On this podcast No And I think I would throw up And so would Charles

Well Charles is ready to go either way. Charles is throwing up every day since we've been in life. Legal, Lil, that's a hard no. Show me, myself, squirt on the podcast. Turn around, show me. It's like ready to go, I reckon. Go on.

Oh, no, it's too gross. Is it gonna hurt? Is it too gross? I didn't even know I had it until you. Hang on, show me. You haven't gotten it. It just looks red and angry. Maybe it's not ready.

I want it to be ready No it's not really It hurts now Why did you do Why did you want me do that? I was trying to make you squirt You forced me to squirt Sorry I love you

Wanted you to squirt I'll get you some casta della crystal Crystal Della Costa would never Oh it's hurting now Yeah it looks bad Maybe I should squeeze it more And pop it

It's bleeding Shoney Oh Oh Oh Is today titled Ryan Squirts On the show We'll be back

in a minute. Hang on, I gotta get that. We'll be back in a minute. Hi, Marta from Riga Latvia. I'm Melissa from Mount Maloy by North Queensland. Hi, I'm Laura from the limestone coast of South Australia

and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. I cut us off and I said we'll be back in a minute and technically we are and Ryan's just got a new, beautiful little Elizabethan colour added to his look to try and stop the bleeding

from the pimple that definitely was not ready to be popped. I didn't realize in the Elizabethan era they wore paper towel's collars. You haven't Googled enough shit. I haven't watched enough downtown abbey. Do you know that they call the Elizabethan collar? Like they call it that when like you wear a collar.

Like you know the classic like, I've been in a car accident character. Oh yeah. The Simpsons or whatever. Yeah. And they wear that little, that's called an Elizabethan collar. Really?

And my mom once like fucking almost broke her neck. She slipped, tripped over a doorstep. wearing really high, pointy high heels. And she had to wear an Elizabethan collar. But what did she call it? She just called it a collar. She called it my collar. Yeah.

Because she's... The old Elizabethan. Yeah. Which is pretty funny. And we all made the same joke for the week she wore it. If you know someone called Elizabeth, you should call them Elizabethan. Yeah, okay. That's it.

I really like the name Elizabeth. I think it is really pretty... Oh, how are we going? Sorry, I can just... hear the paper like all the oh don't show me your blood when I thought about squirting on a podcast this is not what I had in mind

okay a massive shout out though to a few of our champion Tappas who probably are not going to stay with us much longer I'm really sorry Holly Bennett good on you Holly thank you very much for being part of it Claire Brady Suzanne Honey Steph Richardson guest not permanent just a guest

Emily Farrah good on you Emily Rebecca Horton Daniel Seiler Ben Chapman Catherine Ruthen and Daniel Finn Finny Thank you very much

for being part of our Patreon and today is the last day to enter round four of podcast away inside of Patreon so a little competition we've got running

we're going to take eight tarppers That's you anyone listening as a tarpa Anyone that listens to the tarpa and your plus ones we will fly you to Fiji

to have a holiday with us and the whole crew We'll record some podcasts together. Go stand up paddleboarding, go swimming, eat amazing food. I'll see you at the breakfast buffet at the hotel each day. Oh my God.

I'm going to eat my weight in Hash Browns every day. You want to see a man in his element. See me at that. You want to see us thrive. We thrive in a buffet. Yeah. That's a good setting for us. Yeah, that is.

But so all you have to do to be in the chance to win is be a champion, Tapa, and follow all the prompts inside Patreon. You can enter. But if you want to check out the T's and Cs beforehand, They're in our link in bio, so you can see all the legal stuff before you commit. And 25 words or less? 25 words or less. Yeah.

That's our judge. So do your best. Answer the question. And then we'll give you a ring a ding if you're our traveling Tapa. We've got four, three people coming so far. So halfway in a day or so. Yeah. We're so close.

We've got someone coming from New Zealand. Someone coming from Australia. They might just come with us. Yeah. And someone coming from Sweden? The Netherlands. Netherlands. Yeah.

How amazing. Annie. Annie from the Netherlands. Annie, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Annie from the Netherlands, Reese from New Zealand and Amy from Australia.

And I would love you. That was good off the done. That was good. Thank you. And I would love you to be the next one. I'd love to see you in your swimsuit. Oh. Were you looking at Lily then?

No, I was looking at the camera. Okay. It's just important that we make sure. I would love you to see me and my swimwear. Yeah. And they will. So head on. If that hasn't terrified you and you still want to come.

Hopefully you won't bully me like Charles did last time I was in Fiji. And he texted the whole group saying Ryan's wearing a singlet. Well, in fairness, you were. Well, yeah. In fairness, you were wearing a single. On a tropical island. Fucking put me in jail. Okay.

All right, well, while Tony's getting all chirpy, let me just level out the playing field. Fuck, what have I done? Because yesterday we went to Hezberger. which is what some are calling one of the great rip-offs of McDonald's. But it's not only a rip-off of McDonald's. It's like the best parts of McDonald's and the best parts of Hungry Jacks or Burger King. So someone goes, you've got to go to Hezburger if you're in Latvia. Great.

We head on down there and it's like someone went copy paste on a big Mac and just stuck it on the front of their menu. Like they didn't even take their own e-commerce photos. Yeah. Like they have actually just dragged it from the McDonald's menu. Yeah, and so... And the ultimate double whopper. Yeah. Oh, that's what I got and that were fucked.

So there's, so you got a double whopper. Um, I got... Well, I think it's called like the Magic Kingdom burger here or something fucking shit. Yeah. You know, like it's not cool. And I got the Hezburger. What do we get? The bacon magic denies.

Which was pretty much a wopper with bacon. Oh. Yeah. And it was fucking good though. Was it one paddy or two? There was two patties. I fucking need a double patty in my life. A fuck ton of bacon.

One patty. Send it back. Yeah. As much as it was definitely very similar to some other places we've eaten, no one can deny the deliciousness of Hezberger. It was real. And do you know what I really liked about it? Sourcy.

It was saucy. Lots of sauce, yeah. And I like that. It reminded me of my neck. Juicy and wet. So anyway, we go in there at lunchtime and there's like two people in there, a couple locals having lunch. One of the people in there was a mum.

Very stylish, very cool. Bugaboo Pram. Fuck. get it right here. They just fucking, they know their prams. The Cadillac of prams. And where they're ordering,

and out of nowhere, 15 blokes roll in. And they... It was like a football team. So these, not overly athletic types. But the noisiest English guys, you've ever heard.

Was it a Bucks night? Was it a Bucks night? party but they definitely all had about three beers in them each. Oh yeah. And it was about 1pm and I got the vibe there was about to be 74 more beers put in that they were ready to go. And they were, we've had three beers this morning. Yeah.

Let's go fill up with some Hezberger because Lord knows we're going to have to line this stomach because the lads are in Latvia and we're ready to fucking roll. Ladvia. Ladvia. And they were backing up from the night before because I heard them talking about where they'd been last night. Really, that's interesting news from you. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, sorry. Very interesting to hear Tony say that. Sorry. Because we're kind of going, is it a Bucks party or a bachelor stag, do whatever you call, wherever you're on the world? Is it like someone's 40th and the lads are got together for a weekend? Yeah, that's a good show. There were so many of them, I, like.

A lot of them. And I don't mean this in, how do we mean this? because they were just the great guys having fun. But they were just getting loose. They were just dudes being bros. Like they weren't doing anything wrong. They were being respectful. They were so chill, but they were just normal guys.

Normal guys. And then I kind of go to Charles, oh, maybe there's like a big football game in town, like a Champions League or something. And, you know, the bunch of lads have come out to, like, watch the game. And I said, oh, maybe there's a football game on. And Tony looks at these guys who,

she knew had a big night last night. Yeah, because they were talking about kebabs. Who knew they had three beers in them already because they were up and about. Yeah. Who knew they were ordering Big Macs when they don't really look like a professional soccer team. They kind of just look like fat old guys drinking. Are you sure it's a football? I did not say that, but I went, do you reckon that they're playing football?

And Ryan just could not have given me a filthy. Like, oh, my, it was filthier than the food. you were about me and he goes what and I went oh and instantly I was like you just said about the football match we're on the same team and he goes not playing mate to watch to watch and I went oh to watch that makes more sense yeah yeah yeah I'll give you that but it's as if I was going no that's um Chelsea United you go oh that's fucking Christiano Ronaldo and I would have gone holy Shit. He makes so much money.

He's had three beers before lunch. He's having Hezberger and he's off to play the Latvia FC. All of a sudden I'm doing the maths in my head and I'm like, maybe I've got what it takes to be a professional athlete. Well, by looking at those blokes, maybe you fucking do. Maybe I do. Yeah. So I don't think they were playing sport here.

Think that maybe they were watching. A 40th is a great shout actually. They might have been here. Do you know what they had at Hezberger though, that they don't do at McDonald's. those little jalapeno pop-a thing that they had. I don't know why they don't do that in Australia. That was very good. Like that's a special one-off like the birthday blowjob kind of energy.

Like it's not a... What's what? Well, it's not an everyday... If you go to McDonald's, you get a blowjob. No, I mean, it's like it's a once a year occasion. Oh. It's not like a... Oh, you go to Macas and get some jalapeno poppers.

You've got to go to a fancy place and it's very rare. I see. I really like a jalapeno popper. You're going to say you like the birthday blowjob. Well, I do, but is it a birthday blowjob if you're giving me around? No. So true. Like, yeah, like, it's all, I've almost.

The concept of a birthday blowjob is so offensive to Tony's kind. Yeah, like it is. Yeah. Gob queens is my kind. I just think that I've almost worn off the specialness of a blowjob because, you know, I just think the best of fun. I love them. Yep.

And so does he. Yeah. And so do you. And so does Charles. So to all those blokes at the Hezburg yesterday. They were fine with me being a gobb queen. Yes. Excuse me, fella.

Two questions. Are you playing tonight? And how would you feel anyone's birthday? How do you feel about gobb queens? They were on the prow for some gobb queens last night. They were. Did you cross paths with them, Charles, the other night when you went out? I didn't.

They must have been somewhere else here. Well, they're where the party is. So if you weren't where they were, then you can't have been to the best place in down. If they're approaching 40 and had three beers by 1pm, I reckon they're in bed early. You know, a big afternoon. Yeah. But I had a burger for dinner and called it in by seven.

Yeah. And there's another name for that, and that's us most of this trip. And I'm fine with that. I'm actually fine with that. I've got to you love to see it though. I've just sent it to you. It's like a tweet from Evan Lazarus who says, I went on a date and the date. and the date never showed up.

Like I got stood up. So I pretended that I haven't left the bar. So the screenshot, Oh my God. The screenshot is like their text chain. And the top text is like, yep, like we'd love to see you tomorrow. Same place at 7 o'clock.

And the other guy, Zach, the asshole will call him, says, perfect. And then our Evan, our poster, he goes, still on how we're feeling. And then, you know, a bit of time passes. Oh, are you still on your way? Oh, should I... Four hours passes.

So, like, should I close up my tab? This is the following day, and he's keeping it going, being like, oh, I'm just at the table, like, you know, let me know if you're still on your way. Oh, they ask me to give up the table. Should I wait? This is so good. He's, like, fully trolling this guy, being like, yeah, I know. I may love to see it is like, fucking, yeah, bother that. Don't let him just get away with standing you up, because that is so fucked.

I really like this. I don't know if it's just a troll or this guy is just fucking hilarious. And it's just going, you know what? But don't let you get away with it. No, but it's not like it's just funny. He knows he's going to screenshot this later. Yeah. Oh, true.

Yeah. But the different times passing, I'm like, can you imagine if he was actually still sitting at the bar and it's the next day? They're closed up and he's just sitting there by himself. He's like, I wonder if Zach still on his way. Do we know he was doing comedy and actually wasn't at the bar? for three days straight. Do we know that?

The only reason that we think we know that is because Evan is the one that posted this and said, I pretended to never have left the bar. It's a pretty good clue. Yeah, I'm pretty confident at these not. Okay. Yeah.

No, but I'm glad we workshoped there. Yeah. My love to say it is from Caitlin Barant. Hi, Caitlin. She's keeping a secret. Here's another confession. Keeping a secret from the family that only her and her brother know.

Oh. Oh, they're not. No. No. It's a surprise, but we had to tell someone. Yeah. My brother is studying aeronautical... Aeronautical engineering?

Yep, in Arizona. Oh, wow. But secretly applied to the University of Sydney and has been conditionally accepted to their aeronautical and aerodynamic engineering program. Holy shit. And he's transitioning from rockets to like F1 engineering. Whoa.

And you just watched a movie, so he could. could ask you for some advice. Yeah, well, I reckon if you were that, like, engineering mind and you watched that movie, because you know, the female, like, isn't she just the fucking coolest bitch ever? Yeah, it would juice you up so hard. And you'd be like, that's what I want to do. It made me want to do it. But drive.

Like, I'd love to be an F-1 drive or I'm not on the engineering side. Really? Oh, I would love that. I wanted to be, like, a supercar driver when I was a kid. Oh, is that because you used to go to the track every Friday night? Yeah, like, we'd do that. My dad was a mechanic. and Laksa, all that.

Like, I've been around cars my whole life. Yeah. So I was like, that would be so fun. No. Like go carts or anything? No. No. No, I don't do that.

I don't try. So Sydney apparently have this like F1 like program. Who knew? That's insane. Yeah. He's currently building an F1 car through his club at his current school, but Sydney has this similar program and he can really excel and like maybe be an F1 mechanic.

So he's applied and got in there like, yeah, we've just got to wait for your test results come through. looking all good and they haven't told the family but the bro's going to move to Sydney and she's like I just have to tell someone so she's like I'm tell my Australian podcast Tony and Ryan welcome to Sydney welcome to Sydney welcome to a place full of engineers and smart people and you'll never get threw up on a date we can't guarantee that actually but I'd like to think that an Australian wouldn't do that couldn't be more excited couldn't be more proud so Caitlin thanks for sharing hopefully no one in the family or

anyone that knows Caitlin Brandt yeah full name So yeah. You didn't think to maybe anonymous. I've changed it. Oh, it was Crystal Delaposta. It's actually the only, because I've changed it,

what that means is the only person that couldn't be. Is Caitlin Baran? Brand. I'd hope so. So if you know Caitlin Baran, whose brother's into engineering, no. It's not her.

He's not moving from Arizona to Sydney. No. He hates F1. He watched the movie and was like, no. And was like, I'd rather do windmills. Yeah.

Okay. Moving to Holland. They have windmills there? Yeah. Heaps. That's cool. Thanks. You know where else does Beaufort?

Amazing. You know where else does WA? Lots of wind farms. I have a dream where I'm a wind farmer. I think I've told this before, haven't I? I think so. Yeah. Like a recurring dream or a lifetime dream.

Oh. Yeah. Oh. where I'm just like farming the wind there's solar panels and I'm just like an energy guy

and I'm living on the living on the land making energy and selling it back into the grid Oh make it work for you And just like Oh I might do this And someone goes

Oh you're going to watch TV all day Because like the electricity bill And I go dog Don't worry about it I think a TV Also costs like a cent to run But I get the thing I've got windmills and solar running

Power bill is not my concern it's actually the least thing I'm concerned about you know a windmill though is different to a wind like turbine not aware of that till just now yeah what's a windmill's for water oh well you wouldn't go thirsty so true you can flash the toilet as much as you want and I do you need to

as a necessity yeah well we'll be back tomorrow hump day from Latvia what's on tomorrow thank God we're in Latvia because something's happened back home and it's good that I'm I'm offshore currently. Offshore, that's good. You paid all your taxes or anything? A few weeks ago, you asked me when was the last time I broke the law? And I was like, God, I couldn't tell you. It's now.

Ladies and gentlemen, we ain't going back. We ain't going back. Does Latvia have, you know, those, like those countries that have like a deal? Oh, diplomatic community. Yeah, Charles, can you Google that? Charles, can we live in with your Swedish girlfriend? She's from Finland. Can we live in with your Finnish girlfriend? That's right, because you finished on her. I forgot.

Diplomatic community. Yeah. Imagine if you Google that, and Google just comes back going, why? Yeah, why? I also don't think diplomatic communities what we're after. Yeah, I think that's the problem.

Oh, well, actually you're the problem, Charles. No, it's like a thing about, uh, not prisoner exchange. It's like... Prisoner and amnesty? No, that's the guns. Because diplomatic immunity means you're a diplomat and you can just fuck shit up in your James Bond and it's fine. Which I wish was true for me, but it's not. The thing, it's like a, you know how...

Yeah, it's on the tip of my tongue. Who's that guy that did Wikipedia, but not Wikipedia? Yes. Julian Assange. Google, what did Julian Assange have legal? Like a tax exile? No. Exile.

those closer closer than diplomatic community what was his name Julian Assange are we still on yeah we'll find this out together

the people are on the edge of their seats everyone's going to be screaming at their radio sets I might take this opportunity to de-d-goo in my neck de-goo

legal ill should know what this is called do they don't cover this in first year law at Wollongong Law School what a read

what a read What a read. Okay, Charles, you're fucking this outlet. Something happened last night, Tony, after you went to bed. Yeah? And it's going to be in tomorrow's show. Oh, what was it? I've written a poem.

But I don't know if I should wrap it or read it as a poem. Okay. That's tomorrow. What is the thing in the back of your throat? No. What is the thing where you can't get arrested in another country. No, no, you can't.

You can't get moved back. Extradited. Yes. Non-extradition. Yes. Oh, what the fuck were you Googling? See you tomorrow.