Toni and Ryan - CONFESSION: My Dentist Is The Guy I Ghosted

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

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Guess who is about to be in my mouth again? No. I'm already reclined, got the bib on. There's genuinely nowhere to go. And after a long pause, he goes, been avoiding me, huh? No. Hi, my name's Sophie and this is Fletch from the Wheatbelt Regional WA.

Hi, this is Taylor from Portland, Oregon. Hey, I'm Amber, a Kiwi living in Perth, W.A. And we approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Platinum best-selling doctor-author, Tony Lodge. Thank you. Platinum, best friend. Yep.

Coming up, we got a confession from a Tapa who was hooking up with someone, then ghosted them, and then the worst thing possible happened. Yeah, okay. So that's coming up soon. Yesterday you were talking about that, what was it, the rom-com movie that you watched? Voice Males for Isabel. And I feel... Ten out of ten recommend.

You know the like confirmation bias thing where like the second someone mentioned something to that you've never heard of, then it's all you see online. Yeah. So since you've said that, that has been that for me. But up until this point, the thing going crazy for me

on like TikTok or Reels or whatever, is that show Widows Bay? What's Widows Bay? It's like, it's an Apple show. And I'm an Apple just fucking cranky shit out. It's quite good. But I'd been seeing all these people talking about it, and I was like, oh, yeah,

Tobs and I probably like pop it on and see how we go. and it's like a, it's all about this little island of America and all the people that live there like reckon that the island is cursed. And it's a bit of a mystery and whatever. And I haven't finished it yet, but like all these like weird things are happening. But it's like you're watching the show and it's kind of chill and then something really scary will happen. But then like silly music starts to play.

So it's really quirky and you kind of kind of. can't tell whether they think it's a comedy or whether they think it's a horror. Because the music kind of tells you how to feel, right? Yeah. And so it really like, like emotionally like jerks you around. And so I've been going to- Can you emotionally jerk me off? Well, I'm in a bit of like turmoil.

Yeah. Because I've been, I was like, no, let's persevere. People reckon it's pretty good. And then last night, we watched episode four. For anybody that's watching it, were you also on the fence until you got to everything? episode four because holy shit are you saying get to episode four then decide then decide and the decision will be yes keep going yeah is it made that em night shaman no i don't think so it might

it might but what you've described it just has the energy of like be fucking yeah but it's kind of fucking i can't believe i know exactly what you mean it's because we're best friends yeah it like yeah it just because it says like dark comedy mystery thing But then the parts that are scary are really scary. Then the bits that are funny are really funny. And it cuts between the two a bit too easily. And you're watching it and you're like, I don't really know how.

And you feel like uneasy. Is it, okay. Like I can't decide whether it's brilliant or fucked. Yeah. Is it dark comedy or is it dark and our comedy? Well, that's the question. Yeah. Like have they left a comma off?

Yeah. Is it a marketing team? I'm a comedy or is it dark comedy, you know? Dark M-Dash comedy. But so episode four and now you're like, okay. Now I'm like, I think I get it. And it's like that episode is just an excellent episode of TV. So I think before,

Widows Bay. Because yesterday I was like, God, I've got to ask the Tarpers what they reckon. Then last night we watched episode four and I was like, I think I'm in. Four episodes is a huge ask. I agree. Because if I'm 10 minutes in and I'm not. Yeah, well, you and Bridge both are like, oh, nah. You're going to get me at the start, dog.

Like, you're quick to decide. We watched a show last night, and within two minutes, I was like, fucking here we go. What show is it? Widows back. Can you describe the show? I might know what it is. So the opening scene, we meet this doctor, right?

Yep. And then she's on duty and she... Grace Anatomy. No, she goes... Nurse Jackie. ...into this room. And there's a lady there with a baby that's sick. And she walks in and she knows the mom like they're old friends.

But like it seems like they used to be friends, but maybe they're not friends anymore. And then you find out like this kid's kind of sick and they're like, what's happened to like what's happened to this kid. And the mom's being a bit coy. And then the doctor's like, but I know you and I and I'm like something's a miss. Like what's happened to this kid. Yeah. Charles type what I just said into Google. Chicago Med came up.

No. That sounds great. And it's a whole, it's like a four-parter about like what happened to this kid. Oh, a limited series. And all of the. On Netflix? Yeah. And all of it.

No. Maybe Disney, maybe prime. Is it that bad medicine that came out a while ago with the guy from, um, it's new. It's new. Oh, it's new. Okay. It's got, um, that actor in it. I love this game.

It's got that actor in it. Oh. Who? Who. Who has a name. similar to another actress and she doesn't look like her anymore. Hang on, no, no, no, I can get that. An actor, that looks like another actor.

Actress. That looks like an actress that looks like another actress. Yeah. Jessica Chastain. No. Bryce Dallas Howard. Is it a pulse? What?

Pulse? No. Zoe Deschanel and the one from Bones. Their sisters, they look the same. It's not. What color hair? Give me some more information. it's not Kristen someone Kristen Whig

no Kristen Dunst no Kristen Chenoweth it's a name that sounds like another name but it's not her yeah okay um no no that's fun is it quite a pop she quite a popular actress at this point yeah but I've never heard of her slight okay um Kristen Dunst

no no because that's Bridget's favorite actor we'd know that um is the nurse the main character ah she's a doctor Yeah, fuck you, Charles. Women can be doctors. The doctor the main character. Oh, I know what it's called.

What is it? Hang on, but I'll let me... Tell me the actor first. I want to guess that. The, oh, it's on Eye View. Oh! Oh my God, were you watching the neighborhood, the neighbor movie? The actor who sounds like someone else and isn't and doesn't look like the person she should be is Diane Kruger.

Who's that? Exactly what I said. Oh, who does she look like? No one. But you were thinking Diane Keating. Yeah, and it doesn't look like her at all. Slay. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

What's the film called, the show called? Little Disasters. Oh. Jess is close. Jess is Diane Kruger. Yep. She's the mum that's the perfect mom. Can I see Diane Kruger?

Show me Diane Kruger. Oh, that's not what I would have pictured at all. Okay, so the one on the left, she is the perfect. mom, but she doesn't really believe in medicine. In that photo, she looks a bit like Jennifer Lawrence. So true. So she doesn't really believe in hospitals and doctors and stuff. Okay.

But the one on the right, didn't get the vaccine. Is a doctor. Yep. So when they rock up to the hospital, she's like, the fact she brought her kid in here. Something bad's happened. Is a clue. Like, she's like, that's already out of character. And then we find out what's happened to the baby.

And that's a little bit what is different to what they, the mum said, happened to the baby. So what's actually happened there? What's happened? What has happened there? That's very heavy, isn't it? I like the sound of that. So within three minutes, you're in. Yeah. I love a thrill. I'm me. Don't give me four reps and maybe like I'm not going to give you that. Yeah. I'm not going to give you that. That's what I think was good about what's that Sarah Snook show? Succession. No. All her fault. Yes. That was good, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Because it was just one season. Within the first scene, you're like, fuck me right up.

Well, yeah. But it's limited. Yep. So you're not, they're not going to fucking jerk you off for five seasons. Do you hate that? Yeah. All right. Now, it would be rude of us to not get to Ashley Was was after fucking her off last week.

Ashley Wasup. Now, Tony's grandma. It's an aunt. It's not my grandma. Okay. Well, Ashley Was Up has just said, she's created the category called All person logic. Yeah, which is excellent.

Tony's auntie froze her bills and then blended them so that no one else forbid could get her phone bill. I don't, I just don't understand. Yeah, but I think that they were just so scared of everything, A, computers. But let me just say, the same generation was like, hell yeah, about phone books. Like, anybody could look you up and get your address and your phone number. The same generation was like, hey, five year old, walk yourself. down to the park and play on the monkey bars and try not to break shit.

Yeah. Ashley was his grandma. Maybe he's gone one step further. Yeah. Or maybe eight steps less depending on which way you see it. My grandma hides her laptops charging cable instead of the laptop itself. She figures what kind of thief wants a laptop with no power. There's no way to charge it.

True facts, grandma. Problem is, as she's got no. older, she keeps forgetting where she's hidden the charging cable. Oh, bless. Now she can't access her own laptop. Yeah. So I questioned her strategy and grandma goes, well, actually proves that I was right. Laptops aren't any good without the charging cable. Oh, yeah, actually, she's on to something. Yeah. I mean, most charges now are pretty universal. So I... Well, the fact that Ashley was like, do you want me to buy another one? Mom was like, that'd be great. Yeah, so you go, oh, so it's pretty easy to.

But then the grandma hasn't gone, well, if it was pretty easy for me. It might be easy for the thieves. Yeah. Yeah. So what we're going to do after the show today, Tone. Yeah. You and me are going to leave a laptop in the car park on the ground, open, ready to roll in the Northland shopping center. Oh.

But no charger. Oh, well, we'd be fine. Yeah. I'll leave mine there. I'll leave the car keys next to it, but I go, the car doesn't have any fuel in it. So don't worry about it. Or like the lights on. Yeah.

What kind of? The thief is going to drive straight out the Northland car park and go straight to the servo across the road. Yeah, and spend money on filling up a stolen car. Yeah, it's costing your money to steal this hour. And then you've got to get a rockabies milk and a twixt wire in there. Cost you a fucking fortune. May as well just give the car back. Don't have to pay the insurance on this thing?

Oh, actually my Reg Joe is due. So, yeah, maybe we should do that. Just leave a note on the front of your car. Just be like, Reg Joe's due. Take it if you want it. Rego's due. Petrol less than a quarter tank. Insurance also due.

Yeah, do your fucking. car payment also due. Yeah, suck in. Take the burden off my hands. I've got a confession here. Amazing. You can send your confessions through to tony and ryan.com. There is a page where you can submit normal or nars, any stories or confessions.

The confessions are anonymous though. I ghosted a guy that I'd been hooking up with. Six months later, I went to a new dentist and guess who is about to be in my mouth again? No. Where are we out on a ghost, though? Is that fine? Well, I think they'd just been hooking up, like, if they met on an app and they kind of kind of, yeah.

You know, like, is that kind of fine? But is it like common curder? I would be, I would be upset. It's awkward, but is it cleaner to kind of just rip the band-aid and it's more respectful for everyone involved? Like, yeah, it's going to be an awkward minute, but then we can all move on. Yeah, and then you're not like, oh, did I, did you want to still catch up or, you know, yeah.

Okay. So rocked up and that was the dentist. I'm already reclined, got the bib on, the lights in my face. There's genuinely nowhere to go. He realizes it's me at the exact time I realize it's him. And after a long pause, he goes, been avoiding me, huh? No.

No, you can't say something like that. not in a position of power such as a dentist or a doctor huge position of power because she went I would actually be like oh this is fine I'm going to head off

really yeah yeah 1,000% because not only would I be like like if he'd walked in and be like oh hey like been a while and it's all awkward but he's not a digger but saying like

you've been avoiding me I would be like nope and I'll continue to avoid you from now thank you so much I'll get my scale and clean elsewhere. It was the most awkward 20 minutes of my life. He cleaned every single one of my teeth in complete silence while I lay there in the prolonged unblinking eye contact with the ceiling just like staring up.

And you've got those glasses on. You've got the little like speed dealer fucking. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think you've got to get up and leave. At that point, especially if they're going to say something like, oh, I'm warning me. Like, that's so creepy.

The awkward bit now is that is she going to ghost him again? Yeah, don't go back to that dentist. She goes, no, I've got, I'm looking for a new dentist. I'll hook you up with one. We'll find you a dentist. You go one, do you? Well, Pete Pink in Perth is a type of dentist. What?

We've talked about Pete Pink and we know that he's from Perth, but I think that's the first time I've just heard. Pete Pink in Perth. Yeah, heard the three Pee's really like. Yeah, move to Perth and go and see Pete. What could be easier? I'm pink. Hi, my name's Sophie and this is Fletch. Hi, I'm Amber.

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Sarah Brosnan, Pierce Brosnan's daughter. I was looking for a professional. Like a, I don't know. I actually don't know the difference. Is a nutritionist, a dietitian, and a dietitian is a nutritionist? Where's the crossover there?

You can, we, because we looked this up. You can be a dietitian without being a nutritionist, but you can't be a nutritionist without being a dietitian or the other way around. Yeah, so it's crazy out there. But anyway. It's not, it's not, really. Well, it's pretty crazy.

It sounds like it's not. All dietitians are nutritious, but not the other way. Sure. So I'm looking for one of them. And I, I. For your bowel stuff. Yeah. And so I find one.

And then the last name is similar to Brosnan where you just can't help but think, oh, it's, so-and-so's daughter. What was it? No, but like, then I went deep. And it is that person's daughter. And I was like, well, I can't go there. Who is it? It's this, like, old famous footballer.

Yeah. David Rees Jones. Yeah. And so she is whatever her, Dakota Rees Jones. Yeah. And I was like, David's daughter. And I looked it up and it is. And it actually is.

Yeah. That's so funny. But David Reach Jones actually played local football and punched my brother in the face and crushed his eye socket and, like, was pretty fucked up. And so... Well, no, we can't be mingling with that family. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. On a code. But the credentials are so fantastic. Yeah. That is a real shame because they look like... That is a shame. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry about that.

Yeah. Do you know what I reckon would be really hard for like teachers and stuff? Like naming your kids. Because don't you reckon you would just have so many things like that? Like, oh no, I had a... I had a Josh in my class and he was, little shit or oh i had an eleanor and she you know was really far i don't know but like you meet so many kids with so many different names that so many would be ruined like if you come across a

different kid and you just go you're reminding me of this other one that i had that little shit yeah now i've got to think about him every time i see your stupid face yeah yeah that would be so tough that would say um oh last week there was some beef about no beef well conversations about voicemail messages yeah uh because we talked about ashwold Then Tony said I want to change my thing to was up. Yeah. So I have changed my voicemail now to like it is legitimately the one that we recorded live. Yeah.

And how and any calls this week? Well, yeah. I got a call yesterday. Um, and I declined it because I just assumed it was spam. And then they called right back. And I answer and I was, oh, if they called twice often,

it's like a real thing. And we've got like a bunch of tradies coming to the house at the moment. Because our door doesn't. close so we're finally, it hasn't closed the whole time we've lived there. A door really only has one job. I know. And it doesn't do it. It doesn't close.

But surprisingly, once it is locked, it's fucking impossible to unlock. So it's been like that we've, how long? So you're fixing the lock or you just fucking off the whole door? How long have we lived in our house, do you reckon? Almost three years, maybe? Probably yeah. And the door has not worked the whole time. Like it's been like this.

So we are getting a new lock. Okay. And we're getting a handyman to come before that to take the whole door off the thing and re-hang it and like playing some of it down. Oh, because it's, but yeah. So the problem with it is that it's like hanging a bit crooked. Yeah. And it's like swollen because it's like taken on a bit of water.

Yeah. And it's slightly too big. And it's slightly too big but only on one side. Anyway, so it's taking a whole thing off. Anyway, it doesn't matter. But we've got all these tradies and handy people coming. And so I was like, oh, fuck. it's probably one of them.

And I answered, and this chick is pissing herself. And I was just like, hello. And it was kind of cutting in and out. I was like, hello. Because your voicemail is so funny. Anyway, it's blah from here. And I was like, hang on, what's going on? And so, yeah, I have been got by the fucking voicemail message.

Because it's like, it's very funny. Yeah. And she, but then, because I was like, sorry. But then charge into Patreon subscription to call you. Sounds like she's getting a free show. Well, and then, because it was kind of cutting out. And I was like, oh, so I didn't hear that. And then she went,

oh sorry you know when you make a jog and someone goes what and you go don't worry i did that to her without realizing and then so kind of got the call off to a bit of receptionist comedy it was and so got the call off to a bit of a rocky start but then we were good by the end okay yeah right around for a cup of tea or oh my god but i did feel i did feel a bit bad anyway but we were talking about voicemails and like getting got via by a voicemail and after in the show we talked about how yours is like, hey, it's Ryan, can't talk, I'm driving and you shouldn't use the phone while you're driving or whatever. Can we actually call mine just for a bit of context?

Yeah, context. Context. Please. Don't answer. Do I have to decline it, though? Yeah. It's not giving me the option to decline. Just, I press the lock button.

Multiple times. On your phone and drive at the same bar. Well, no. Please leave message. Hey, around. It's just Charles. Just, quote, I'm on the phone. I'm going to see that later and go, oh, Charles one.

Charles called me. Yeah. It's like when you lose your phone. you do the thing you go fuck um anyway so the voicemail we talked about and do you remember back in the day when people would do like hello hey who's this and then be like that just joking i don't like because i don't like prank so we don't fuck with that i used to hate that but then after we recorded the podcast danny on our team said Ryan's voicemail gets me all the time because it sounds like you've answered like through the apple car play yeah and she said that she was in came up the other day

calling you asking like oh what size do you want in this or whatever and she's like hey Ryan it's Tammy so I'm out the and then it's like hey I'm dry whatever and she goes fuck and that she's in the store and was like all good see ya because she did get got in the store anyway I actually have because you know how voicemail now send you a mess like you can kind of read the script yes yeah yeah I had I wonder this is down I don't find it the script just says Oh. Well, I think it might have been. I think it might have been because she said she was really gutted. She felt embarrassed. Shame. Shame, shame, shame. But then on the other day, we went to a meeting and... Look at the transcript.

Okay, the transcription is, oh, low confidence it says. Okay, well, that's good. Transcript's working. I hope you're paying for that. That's a good service. Thank you. So we went to this meeting and Charles and I rocked up and Ryan was driving separately and you came two minutes, two hours. Two hours like that. Really set and sell you short there. You got there two minutes after us and you'd met the guy we were meeting before. And he goes, oh, so glad you could make it.

And you went, yeah, man, all good. And he goes, oh, I actually just rang you to make sure you were still coming like 20 minutes ago. And he goes, oh, but your voicemail said you were driving. I didn't want to interrupt. And didn't I give you one of the most pointed glances of all time? All three of us went, Oh! Yeah.

And I was just talking about that. Like all of us like, oh, coincident shut. And I was like, well, because you were like, no, that's so stupid. It's so odd. It works. But. And he was like, oh, if you're driving, didn't want to interrupt. He goes, oh, yeah, I didn't want to get in the way.

So I was driving. But also, every time I don't answer my phone, I'm not always driving. No, not always. And that's okay. He thinks I've got this pre-program like, Siri, when I'm driving. Car mode or something. Yeah. Yeah.

No, it's just like that all the time. Sorry, I think you're Siri's listening to you. Oh, no. Oh, it's messaging that person back that said, oh. Oh. They just got that whole chat. Oh, good. But they can be like, yeah, I heard that you were in the car as well.

I think it also goes to show how long ago you recorded that. Because back in the day when, like, because you couldn't use your phone in the car. I mean, you still can't. But like, you couldn't connect it or anything. So it was like, if you were in the car. car you actually just yeah whatever needed to happen had to wait but now that you've got your car play or whatever if someone calls you you can obviously answer it and like yeah chat through the thing yeah but it so do you know when you would have actually recorded that i did i was i was driving

um to mumbory to muscle to muscle brook muscle brook yeah from melbourne to muscle brook what year was that first australian radio job 2011 maybe two thousand and two thousand and two thousand 12? Because I drove from Melbourne to Musselbrook in one hit. What's that? Like 14 years ago, you recorded that? Yeah. Still going strong.

Still going strong. We have to change it. Also, Charles, can you pretend that you're leaving me a voicemail and say, Hi, Ryan? And we'll see whether the transcript works. No, because, no, just say it now. Hi, Ryan. Because the transcription.

No, but don't you need it to be in a message? Yeah, but I need to hear it. hear you say it. Say it casually. Hi, Ryan. The transcript of Charles saying, hi, Ryan, thinks it's Iran. I, R-I-N. That's what's come through in the transcript. Oh. Hi, Ryan. It's gone, Iran. Iran. When? Well, it says just then. Oh, when you left the message before. Oh, I was like, how are you leaving a message you didn't even ring? Iran. Oh, this is is too much science for me. I ran, it's just Charles.

I work at the podcast. Oh, that's good so you know who it was. But yeah, so it turns out that maybe you're right about the voicemail, but mine is a lot less effective now. So it'd be interesting for me when people start to

call me about any various thing and that that's there. Oh, sorry, Ryan's calling me. Hi Tony. It's the tax office. It's the tax office. I will call you back, bitch. Sorry.

The WhatsApp really comes on hell strong, eh? Yeah. Like it really like hits you in the face. Like, I reckon everyone calling would do this one. Their face would jolt away from the phone. I think so. Do you think people are going to find it funny? I hope so.

I think it's a power move. During it. So we're going to find out whether people like it or blah. But I pissed when that guy was just like. Oh yeah, said you're on the phone. I'm like, yeah. The first person to ever acknowledge it right after we talked about it. And poor Danny, she's had to go through therapy to get over you, pranking her with your voice.

Well, I'd say should we change it, but if yours is the alternative, I'm quite happy to keep on. If we're changing it, can I do it? No, I've seen what you're capable of. What if I do a professional one like this? Hello, you've called the office of Ryan John Dunn. Unfortunately, he can't get to the phone right now. so please leave your name and number and he might call you back. I like the tone.

I still like yours how it says the word bitch on the end. But I think the contrast from voiceover. Yeah, what if, okay. So like start with that and right up into the end and then just drop the bomb. Okay. Hello. And start now. Hello.

You've reached the office of Ryan John Dunn. Unfortunately, he can't take your call right now. So please leave a message with your name and number. Bitch. that's fun. I could do that for you. That is good. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. You take me up on that whenever you're ready. I'll just take that recording. Yes, just take that. That'd be uploaded. Might be better quality than mine. Yeah. Did we complain last week about how in,

how can we make videos on our phones that are so good and sound so good? But as soon as you go to voicemail, it just decides to sound fucking terrible. Well, yeah, because remember, it was after the pod and you said, why does it sound bad? And I said, oh, do you really want to know? And you said, no. No, so true. And then you said, is this how you feel every time I say, what are the odds?

Well, actually. And I said, yes. I've got to you love it. We love each other. I've got to you love to see it here. This made me piss. I was in pet barn buying Pippa some little training treats because we're going hard on the training with her at the moment. She's getting really good.

And I was looking through. Was you going really well letting you sleep through the night the other day? No, she was not doing that. Probably all the extra treats. I don't know why. She just revved up all night. We gave her the canine caffeine. Is that wrong?

Yeah. For a little treat we give her a cappuccino. Capuchino. That's cute. Well, speaking of dog puns, actually, there was this bag of dog food there and at the pet barn on their quick sale items, they put this and it's imperfect product.

Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever heard in your life? And it's like the foot, it's here up on the thing. Quick sale in perfect product. She's half price. Yeah, I know. It was $66 is our $33. Isn't that crazy?

You say $32.99. Yeah, also just below half price. Just below. We didn't get it. We didn't need it. You didn't honour that pun with $33. But I just thought that that was so funny, but also whimsical from Pet Barn. Isn't that so fun?

Pet Barn is whimsical. That is so cute. I'm going to say something. Businesses that get it, you know? Message pet barn. I wish I lived in a pet barn. And couldn't you just? All those orthopedic dog beds?

Oh. Pippa's dog bed, I reckon, is better than our mattress. I was going to say, why are we wasting orthopedic dog beds on dogs? We should be sleeping in those. Yeah. We've got... Bej should be so clean because we take him into the pet barn in Altham and they've got like a bath there. The dog wash thing, yeah.

Yeah. Well, we bought Pippa a barney bed. Yeah. They were like all the rage. And she doesn't really like it for sleeping in, but she'll sleep in it in Torbs's office if he's working up there. Okay. But it's not her favourite.

She'd rather sleep in our bed, obviously. And I'm fine with that. Now, is this a fair question that I asked to bridge last night? Fair questions. So we're trying, like, for a while, BJ doesn't sleep in the house. Oh, really? No, no. Whoa.

For a while, BJ doesn't sleep in the bed. Sorry, you've just given me a heart attack. Yeah. It's like you didn't make BJ sleep outside. No, one time I accidentally left him outside for a little bit and he was like dark on me for a week. Yeah. And fair enough. If Tom's locked me out, I wouldn't be happy.

So Beach was in his bed at the end of the bed but not on the bed. Yeah. So on the floor. Yeah. And because the whole point is like, oh, like he sheds a little bit and like we don't want to hear. He just also takes up so much space. I'm happy with that. No, but it does.

It really takes up a lot of room. But usually me and Beach would share my side. Yeah. And fuck that. And then B, and Bridge can still have her side, whatever, but me and Bron will share this side. But then it became like me, Bron and Mabel on one side. And Bridget on the other side. And, you know.

And then it ended up being, remember the three amigos, Ryan, Mabel and B.J. In the spare room. That was a good time. That was a good phase. Yeah. I love that phase. So did Bridgett. She's like, get the fucking away from me.

Mabel went through a phase where she'd wake up at 2 o'clock and wanted dad. And I was like, well, mom doesn't want you an hour. but hey be should we go have a little camp out yeah they were the days yeah that's very sweet but because b j sheds a little bit now he's getting older and like his hair on our bed and blah yeah and i said can you let me know when it's like the last day before new sheets because i'm like if we're changing sheets tomorrow never changing sheet in his life yeah if we're changing sheets tomorrow then tonight give me the heads up yeah yeah okay and it gets to find out yeah yeah okay it gets to find I am and I go,

Pratt. Yep. You wouldn't. Get up here. So is your question, was that a fair question to Bruchat? Yeah. I think it depends on the delivery

because if someone came into my home and said, are you changing the sheets tomorrow? I wouldn't be there. Can you imagine if you go, let me know when you're changing the sheets because I would like to do. So I'd be like, you changed me fucking self.

You know? Oh, yeah, yeah. It was more, yeah. You know what I mean? I helped put them on. No, because as you know, putting the sheets on solo is tough. Sure. Like you need the two people.

But it's more than knowing when is new, like what, what day are we putting the new one? Breach, when do you do that job? Yeah. That's all. I would just be careful with that. But I do. What I thought you were getting at is like, imagine, imagine Torbs rolls into bed.

And I was thinking more of like, why, what are you planning? When someone goes, you know what I mean? Oh, what? Are we washing these tomorrow anyway? Yeah, great. Might as well shit in here. Like, oh, I won't get up and go to the toilet.

I wasn't thinking about shitting. I was, like, like if you're... Blood? What are you talking about? I'm so sorry. I don't think I'm picking up what you're putting down. Say if you were like making love. What?

I cannot go on. I don't think I've ever heard of. you say that and that's made me sick. Imagine if you were making love. That's more sick than going, oh, we're changing sheets to Mo Cool. Oh, shit in the bed. Oh, my mistake. Sorry, I've said the bad one.

Yeah. Oh, wow. We've both missed Michael now, I think. You know, I'm going to. So if we're making love, you and I, yeah. Oh, this is really upsetting. Like, actually, you know what? Who gives a fuck?

No, tell me. No, tell me. Walk me through what you think would happen if we made love. The day before sheet wash day. Which is apparently different from the other day. Doesn't that just, oh, anything I say, he's going to be bad. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Tell me. I love that this started from my, you love to see it. The pet barn? Don't send this to pet fund. Send it to pet barn. Would you say that? knowing you're cleaning the sheets tomorrow frees you up a little bit

with um what are you doing? I don't know with the making love. Yeah. I don't know and I don't want to know and I hate everything about this. All right.

And today's the last day of Tony and Rhine. So you can come all over it because we're watching it tomorrow. Exactly. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. So you can shit on the microphones

because it's the last day. I've got it your love to see. it. What do you mean? You didn't already say it? I love to see that I can shit in the bed the day before clean the sheets. We actually did wash our sheets on the weekend and it is luxurious in there. You should have seen it before.

Yeah, the night before, shit in them. Sarah Gomez has a you love to see it. Hi, type of Sarah. I recently joined a weekly Zumba class at my local gym for a fun way to improve my well-being and get me out of house to do some exercise. Yes. The instructor is an absolute legend. And every, and I think it's the time of day that really emphasize this bit.

But every Wednesday, me and a bunch of old ladies get our sexy boogie on. So she must be doing like the 10 a.m. 10 a.m. Wednesday. Old ladies time. Yeah. Yeah. We get our little boogie on. Do you remember when we were going to, when we were going to mug a chino?

Do you want that in a cup or a mug? Yeah. I'll get it in a mug. Extra hot. Do you know how they always like it extra hot? Do you remember when we were going to do Zumba? Then I broke my leg. Foot.

Remember that? Leg foot. Foot! Yeah, big leg was like, don't you fucking dead. Don't you fucking talk shit. Do you remember though? We were going to do Zumba.

But then we realized the one that suited our time was Zumba Gold and you had to be over 65. The old lady one, yeah. You'd be your friends from CWA down there. Well, he probably is. Oh, good-day, Dolores. Yeah. You know that she's not called Dolores. What's her name?

Well, there's a lot of ladies there. Which one am I talking about? Well, there's a mark. And there's a beryl. Hang on. Is her name a beryl or is like there is a beryl? Okay. I call her Bez, which I think she likes.

Yeah. Bezah. Yeah, Bez, Marge. Margie. Leone. Hey, Leone. Hey, a leone. Taya Leone.

Anyway, yeah, we should go to Zumba. That sounds so fun. I'm actually training for a charity run at the moment. Yeah, but that the Zumba would help with that. Yeah, limbered me up. You know, get your cardiovascular fitness up. No, okay. So I'm just thinking about jizzing all over a bed sheet. Well, all right, we'll be back tomorrow. Thank God. Maybe. We'll Who's to say. Yeah. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. We'll see. We need to break. Love you.