Toni and Ryan - CONFESSION: Why The Wedding Got Cancelled

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

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I know why my friend's wedding was cancelled two weeks before the ceremony. Two weeks. Our whole friendship group was shocked in one of the answers. They just heard it was off. And that was that. Two weeks before the wedding, she asks him... Hi, I'm Celia. And Amy.

And we're from Venezuela, Norway. Hi, I'm Nick from God's Country, Australia. Hi, my name is Jade from Trudan. And we approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Tony. I am Ryan. That's Child Charles over there.

Baby Chwiles. Now I'm wearing a pink Floyd t-shirt. Very recognisable Dark Side of the Moon T-shirt. Like the shirt. And what did Charles say? Charles goes, I don't know you like cold play.

First of all, Charles, no one likes cold play. Actually, I can't. I'm so sorry. You know that I'm always on your side. I love to be seen agreeing with you. But I... I... Seen agreeing.

with you. Wait to the doors. I fuck with Coldplay. Oh, have some great songs. But if I was like Coldplay's playing tonight, you want to go? Like, you wouldn't. I think I would. Really? I'm so sorry, but I think I would.

Really? Yeah. I don't think I'd pay, but I'd go. That's what I mean. Like, I know they can write a fucking tune. And I got no doubt. Chris Martin's a nice boy. Sure.

I just don't know if I would be like, I have to go and see their show. I don't know that I would have to. And I've never seen them. cried, do you know what as well, though? I would hope that I would maybe get to meet Dakota Johnson, who's married to Chris Martin, or they're dating or something. Dakota Johnson, you know the girl with the front fringe who, it's me.

She's in, with the limes? With the limes, yeah. Are they dating? And she's in, like, How to be single and stuff. Yeah, Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson. They're being together for a while, I think. Really? Yeah, and they're, like.

Good on him. Both of them, I feel. Yeah. He'd be fucking rich as fuck. I don't think they're dating anymore because Google says Dakota Johnson is dating role model, which is another artist. Oh, well, that's also cool.

Sally made my head hurt. Yeah, I get it. I've seen the songs. Who's role model? Oh, shit. Here we go again. I'm falling here. Sally.

Oh, yeah. The view's coming around. I thought that guy was Australian. He might be. I don't think he is. Tucker is his real name. Role model's not. Oh, what?

I would go to a, I fuck with cold play, I feel. Yeah. I don't know if that's something that people think is cool and I'm very tail swifter right now, so I don't know, but, um, I fuck with cold play. Fix you. Paradise. Paradise is a fucking tune. That went so hard in like 2010.

That was massive when I lived in Thailand. Viva LaVita. Do do, do do do do do do do. That was such a good song. I just don't know if I would go. And it's, honestly, it's so fair. I tell you what needs more recognition. It already gets a lot of recognition.

It gets a lot of credit, but I still think it's underrated as one of the great pop bangers of all fucking time. Blade on me. Beauty and a beat by Justin Bieber. You know what? You don't need to convince anyone. It's my favourite song.

And Charles and I are actually looking into reshooting the music video. So true. Can I be Nikki Minaj? Oh, yeah. We were like, or you're going to be Nicky Minaj. No, no, no, we can both do both. we'll do two versions.

We were thinking about doing that on our trip to Dublin and London because I saw this sick fucking video of these guys that all did it on a trip. Love that. There's a lot of them. After you sent it, I've been seeing heaps of them. Oh, really?

That was the first one I'd ever seen. Like I said, it does get a lot of credit, but it still deserves more. It's such a good shot. Show you off. Oh, tonight I want to show you up. Isn't the first one? I don't know if I've just made this up.

The video clips like at a water park. No, they're at a, big pool party and he like falls into the water and isn't water great water fucks the other day someone said oh Tony like when you and torbs get married because obviously we're having the hens night and we're going to get married after that and um she goes oh i'm assuming that where you're getting married like it's going to be by the water or by the ocean or something and i said shockingly and very sadly no it's not going to be near any water but you know what i did think of, it is going to be Melbourne, so it will probably rain.

It'll probably rain. There will be water there. We can go for a little dip in the yard after. Oh. Hi, Jay Bebes. Sorry, we're looking at Jay Beebbs on the telly. And so they're at like a big party and there's everybody like diving. Did they film that at the lazy river at Wet and Wild?

Did they? Because that's where I filmed that Webjet video. Yeah. We're going to party like it's 30, 12 tonight. Oh. You know, another Justin Bieber video clip that fucks is the video to Sorry is really good. What's the video clip? It's just like a heap of dancers and they're all like different shapes and sizes and they're all wearing really different super colourful outfits.

Was I saying it to you the other day? And Paris Gerbil choreographed it and she's in it. Saying to you the other day that video clips just aren't really the shit anymore. Yeah, there's Paris Gerbil. I love her so much. So she choreographed this, but she also choreographed Rihanna's Super Bowl halftime show. That's the Kiwi. She's a Kiwi.

Yeah, I fucking, I love her so much. She's so fucking cool. But yeah, that video clip is so sick. It was filmed, Justin's Beauty and the Beat music video was filmed at Raging Waters in California, which is the wet and wild of America. Yeah. Six flags. So true.

Is that that? I don't think they're the same thing. No. Sorry. Sorry. There's a six flags in Dallas next to the highway and also a huge water slide park thing. Lil and I are in an Uber going to see the Dallas Cowboys. And it's like scary because the rides are like right there.

So we're stuck in traffic because the football's fucked. And it's like, we're like, are we going to get splashed? That's fucking crazy. Those people, and it's right on the highway. It's too close to the highway. I find that in America, like, everything is just like, like, it's like exit 12 on the highway six or fucking whatever. Yeah, look at that shit. That's crazy.

But you know, when there's like hotels right under the highway, I'm like, wouldn't that be so noisy? I like that, though. Just the hum of the traffic. But it's not just a hum. It's like fucking, yeah, like, travel. Rucks like over the top of you and stuff. That's crazy. Anyway.

Tony and I have both had colonoscopies. Uh-huh. If you have a competitive best friend, if you have a competitive sibling, you'll know the importance of beating them in frivolous unimportant shit. No, you've got to. And Ryan doesn't have, Brian's only child.

So this is like sibling energy, I feel. We've just found out about the Boston Bough preparation scale, which assesses, colon cleanliness and Tony got a nine. And this was, we didn't know that it exists. Like, we didn't know that this was a thing. And then I got my paperwork and I was like, nine out of what? Nine.

Nine is the highest score you can get. Last Friday, afternoon. Yeah. I went in for a colonoscopy. Yeah. There was a late change to the day. It was supposed to be Saturday. They did Friday.

That's crazy, but that's fine. I went in for a colonoscopy. I was adamant. I was going to beat Tony Lodge and get a 10. Yes. We'll beat the Boston Rooming scale altogether. Now I'm about to share some results. The doctor will see here now.

The actual doctor. I just need you to like, we're joking, but this is a vulnerable time. No, safe space. No, totally. We're sharing medical stuff. Yep, yeah, yeah. No, you were very respectful when I showed you

those pictures of the inside of my asshole. I think I've got the same pictures of my of me. Yeah, I do. Can you repeat after me first though? Because I really need you to be with me here because like obviously comedy but also like No, no, no, no, no. What do you want me to repeat after you? Friends don't judge friends.

Friends don't judge friends ever. And I love you. Friends support friends. Friends support friends. I'm like your best bra. Friends celebrate the success of friends. Friends celebrate the success of friends. Friends don't accuse friends of falsifying medical records.

that one I can't agree to friends don't assess friends for medical records say the line friends don't accuse friends friends of falsifying medical records of falsifying medical records first of all have a look at that pearly pink asshole doesn't that

oh okay all right I just have to say something is that when I showed you guys the pictures of my bowel I didn't think it was weird now I'm looking at someone else's and like it is weird Isn't that stunning? Now, do you want to read this or do you want me to read it? I'll read it. Okay.

Because I want to see the wide out on that. Preparations, but. Thank you, sir. And take your time. Read it out loud for everyone to enjoy. Preparation. Informed consent was obtained after the risks and benefits were explained and alternatives outlined Boston bowel preparation score 10.

Keep reading. This is my next favorite part. It should be noted that a score of this magnitude requires mandatory peer review. Two additional endoscopists were promptly summoned. Both confirmed the score and wished to pass on their personal congratulations. The bowel cleanliness was, in the clinical opinion of all three physicians, immaculate. Wow. Did you add that wow?

No, the wow is written as, yep, the city of Boston may be in touch to arrange a ceremony in your honor. Please, on behalf of Adini Hospital and the city of Boston, accept this trophy to commemorate such a moment, such an occasion. And such an asshole. And Ryan's holding a trophy that says Australia's cleanest bow. Now, excellence doesn't just happen. No, that's true. To anyone. Now, normally, for like regular people, nine is the highest you can get.

Yeah. And what idiots? Well, no, but that's just, that's life. No, it's embarrassing. No, it's not. It's just, it's fine. Like, we can't all. I'm embarrassed.

be immaculate. We can't all have Australia's cleanest bowel. Now, did they give you food after? What did they give you after? Gave me a little Sambo. Yeah, because they gave me a trophy. That says Australia's cleanest bow. Would that be maybe world's cleanest bow?

Because if you've, like, I'm thinking that they've undercut you because if it's better than they've seen even in Boston. No, it does. That's worldwide. Like, it does happen. They say like a couple of times a year across the globe. So I don't know how many in Australia this year, but they're like... Well, this is this one.

That's the trophy, though. Question. Yeah. If somebody else achieves a 10 in Australia, do you have to pass that on? I actually said that. I said, do they make a new one for each time? Like, do you get to keep it? Well, they keep it in the drawer at the hospital.

Yeah. So I don't, I'm not planning on returning it. Yeah. It looks like it's good quality. Does it? Yeah, it's, um... That's real gold. Doesn't look like...

You could pawn that. Oh, don't talk about porn. No, it is good quality and it definitely doesn't look like. Danny made it. What I would like. No, that's a great sticker work on the bottom as well. She made it with her cricket. That's amazing.

All seriousness, though. I do. How great is making cricket stuff for work? I know. This is so funny. Read. Hypothetically, if there was another one, though. Hypothetically.

All right. informed consent was obtained after the risk of benefits were explained Boston bow preparation score nine I actually got a nine fuck off yeah now do you remember oh diverticulosis I'm also probably going to die but

the nine is great I cannot believe that is a because okay so obviously we big got the fact that I got a nine when we realized that nine was the most you could get was crazy yeah And it was a buzz in the office for weeks. We couldn't believe it.

The amount of tarpa, and this is actually no bullshit, the amount of tarpers that messaged and said, I do colonoscopies, you very rarely see a nine. Yeah, no, they said six isn't set. Charles, no, no, Charles, no. But a seven or a six is most common. And all these people messaged and were like, oh, a nine is actually crazy.

and fuck me dude that's awesome now do you remember when you first woke up I'm so proud oh and you've got hemorrhoids as well whoever does you have to I told you that nice did you get a hemorrhoid ligation did you have to have that

no they remove some pollet no no sorry I've gone to the next page which is the photos yeah one of them's my throat now one of them is my throat that's stomach then Yeah, because they went, and you want to know something funny,

I don't know if it's because I had a little bit of gas, as in like the happy gas, it knocked me out. Do you want me to take that away from you? Yeah, sorry, I can't, yeah. So I had both, they went down my throat to check the stomach and up the other side. Yeah. And before, you know, they can't, they go, you know, check your day to birth, check this, this, and they go, what are you going?

And I said, oh, the colonoscopy and what's our endoscope or whatever. Yeah. And the guy goes, top and bottom. And I just thought, and again, I was like, ha ha ha ha. It's medical comedy. Yeah. You know what I would have laid on? Oh, make sure you're why, but before you do the other side.

You know, give a bit of that. Didn't think of that one. Oh. Because they said they were going to, well, I actually was like, which did you do first? And they said, we're doing mouth first. And I was like, oh, thank God for that. Yeah, because I've had my mouth on an asshole, but not the other way. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So, I was very aware that. I'm so proud of you for going. Thank you. There's been a lot of scopi chat. Yep. Colonoscopy is a normal.

Sometimes we need to look into our assholes deep within ourselves. I'm very proud of you for going. I flashed the nurse my balls, though, like by accident. Because you're obviously wearing no underwear. Obviously. Yeah. And then you know how right before they knock you out, they go like, oh, can you lay on your side? Yeah.

So I like, instead of like going like this, I kind of went, yep, and kind of like, you know, roll. And yeah. And like she just got an eye for the ball. she just went, and I went, I'm so sorry. And I go, you probably see that all the time. She goes, no. She goes, we see a lot of butts, but really like just. Really a ball sack.

Hairy ball right in the eye. Oh, a hairy ball. Oh, yeah. He's got that time. Oh, no. So true. You're married. I don't worry.

And so. I can't wait to be married. I don't show my asshole anyway. Nothing will change. So do you remember the last moment before you like went to sleep and like the first moment you woke up? Yeah. the last one when I went to sleep,

I yelled at my doctor for not doing online food shopping and having it delivered. What do you mean? She goes, oh, she said something about being in the supermarket and I said, what the fuck?

You're not doing your shopping online and getting it delivered and then I fell asleep. And then, and waking up? Waking up. Because apparently you do wake up, but you just don't remember.

Yeah. Which freaks me out. I don't like the thought of that. You wake up and you kind of come to, but then you like come in and out a little bit. I don't. Apparently people are talking garbage. Well, I said to them, did I fall back to sleep?

And they went, yeah. And I said, have I been talking this whole time? And they went, I really am not. Yeah. And I was just like, have you been talking? And she was like, I explained some stuff. Do you want me to say it again? Yeah.

Well, that's an OHNS issue. You can't be telling me important stuff while I'm like under the influence. Oh, okay. So one of the things was that you can't. drive a car for 24 hours, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they go, and don't make any important decisions. Totally. And I went, well, what do you consider an important decision?

Because, you know, that could mean a lot of different things. Yeah, and it was Friday. So you're like, oh, don't go out tonight, no. What? So the first, so I was very, like, conscious of wanting to get a good score for the lulls of this show. Yep. And the first thing, this is so embarrassing.

When I woke up, I... I've got to face. time Tony Losh. So I woke up and immediately it was like, you know, it's like the first breath when you've been, you know, you've had the thing. So you're like, aware something's been around. Instead of just like waking up, I actually like, and sat up. Oh.

And they went, oh. And I went, what's my ass score? And he went, what? Because apparently, well, everyone gets a Boston preparation, but she's like, no one really cares. No. No. And who would? But I woke up and went, what's my RIMM score?

What was my Rimming score? Yeah. And they went, what? And I went, and then, like, I didn't talk about it for another 20 minutes until the thing. And they're, but you just sat up and said, what is my R-S score? The commitment to getting a nine, 10, sorry. Yeah. Is absolutely amazing.

And then so the lady, one of the nurses, fuck, they're so nice, aren't they? Oh, they're so great. I come out and she goes, so you'll bet you're really hungry right and I went yeah and she goes what are you going to have for dinner tonight and I was like oh do I have to like ease back into it and she goes fuck no no she goes like get after she a tapper that's tapa in it yeah I know she just goes yeah she's like I had a few weeks ago and I was just like I'm gonna destroy like I'm just going to destroy myself and I was like that sounds fucking amazing we got mackers

okay so she goes oh because I just needed like yeah I just you know when you just like want a heavy tummy. So true. I hadn't eaten in three fucking days or whatever and I just needed like something heavy in my tummy. I want you to keep in mind that I've just woken up from the drugs and I'm like essentially like five beers in. Oh totally. Like mentally.

Yeah. She goes, who's picking you up? And I was like, it's my wife. She goes, cool, I'll call her now. Yeah, maw-a. Yeah. She goes, cool, I'll call her now because you'll be ready in about half an hour. So then if she wants to come in and get to and stuff and I go right.

And I go, and we're just talking about the food. And I said, I think I want KFC. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, and that's what she was kind of like, she nods and she's like, this guy gets it. And I said, when you call her, can you tell her? Can you like some groundwork for me? Yeah, but just like, because you're a professional. Can you say like, he probably needs KFC?

Medically. Yeah, and she was like, yeah, no, like, I can't really do that. And I was like, I was like, Canyon. She goes, no, I shouldn't. And I went, okay. And then she goes, hello, is that Bridget? And then I go, say it! And she's like trying to keep his straight face.

And she's like doing her child. And I'm like, Zinger! And then she goes, he's asked me to tell you that he wants KFC. And I'm like, it's from the you. Like say you record. Say you said it. Yeah. And then Bridget comes in and goes, so I heard you want KFC.

And I was like, oh, one of the ladies said, no, I probably. Someone else suggests it. Yeah. And then Bridget goes, oh, I just assumed you'd need to like keep it clean and not too. And I went, I thought that's what I thought too, but apparently it's all good. This other nurse comes in and goes, oh, I know like it's really common for people to leave and like get Macs on the way to hang because they're hungry. But like, you probably should like keep it pretty clear. And Bridget goes. I didn't do that.

Yeah. Yeah. And Bridget goes, oh, okay. Well, yeah. And I'm like, how come if one has one a piece? and one has the other. We can't just default to the KFC one. Yeah, I know.

Doesn't that? Fuck y'all. Nah, it does. Yeah. All right. So? No, it's from you. Yeah.

But yeah. Huge congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Absolutely amazing. Thank you. Not only to me, but to Danielle who made that trophy on very short notice. Yeah.

That's amazing work, Danny. I honestly, yeah. I actually texted Danny from the hospital bed. Been like, can you get me a trophy? I got a fucking six. score. That is so fun and makes it even better. And actually, I think there was a question of like, is it for you or Tony and I was like,

it's for me. That would have fucked you off. Amazing. Congratulations. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you very much. Couple of nines.

Couple of nines. Couple of nines. That's amazing. The trophy's so fun. Hi. I'm Celia and Amy. And we're from Vanessa Norway. Hi.

I'm Nick from God's country. Hi. My name is Jade from Turin. And you're listening to Teller Ryan. A massive shout out to all of our little colonoscopy bards our champion our tapest at our Patreon. Jasmine Webb, good on you, Jasmine. Thanks, Jazzy.

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Do we know what we're doing yet? Well, it's Best Friend Day on Friday. It is too. Our best friend anniversary. So we think that may be something along the lines of being best friends. Don't know yet. Open to suggestions. Okay, so there were second year anniversary?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, because it was only reason that we went from friends to best friends. And then we officially obviously won the title with the BFI. Yep. Tapthon last year. But yeah, so maybe something along the lines of being best friends. I love it. Yeah, but quite cute, I love you.

I love you. But that's Friday. So if you want to join, feel free to become a champion Tapper before then. I'm also planning a hens night for Tony Lodge. Angry Murray. It is. one night only are you getting married

one night only a stage spectacular at the Troxy Theatre in London we would love to see you there it's less than a month away and I just remember in Sweden and even Dublin because that's sold out

there's always like a a couple of days before I'll get around to that yeah if you really want to go I really don't want you to miss out the tickets are selling really fast less than a month away

Tony's hens dot co.uk UK Tony's Pets party. Fuck. Yeah. Tony's Hensparty.

dot co. dot UK or if you go to Tony and Ryan.com. It all links to the same place. Go and get some tickets. It's going to be a really fun night. Not only we'll get to hang out, but you get to hang out with other tarpers.

And some of the best stories we hear from events like this are people hanging out beforehand, getting a drink afterwards. They end up joining each other's book club. Yeah. A lot of people come by themselves because, you know, they found this crazy podcast from Australia. and they don't want to put any of their friends through this. Yeah, but then they leave,

they rock up by themselves and they leave with a whole bunch of friends and a whole bunch of high fives and it's a really fun night. So come on down. I would personally really love to see you there. And I think we mentioned it yesterday as well, but like the ones in Dublin and what we did in in Stockholm and Riga, they were at live pods. This is really different.

So it's, the only way to see it is to be there on the night. One night only. And it's going to be like games and singing and fun and comedy. Like it's going to be, It's going to be really fun. It's the first time we've done something like this as well. So the joy in the room I'm really looking forward to

because the tarpas always bring it. Yeah. The joy in the room. We've got two hen's party confessions here. Oh. Now, our night's going to be fun. And I don't want to be put off by any of these confessions. Oh, no.

Confession from anonymous tarpa. Okay. I invited the scumbag to the hens and ruined everything. Everyone's night. Oh. Everyone called her scumbag, which sounds really brutal. Every event she's at ends in disaster, people were saying. No one wanted her there.

No one knew who invited her. It was me. I felt bad for her. So I said, hey, like, why don't you come? Yeah. Everyone called her scumbag. That's so nasty. In her defense, she showed up a completely different.

person. She was sweet. Oh. She was helpful. Yeah. She even offered to watch everyone's bags and coats while the girls hit the dance floor. That's it. That's an MVP of the group.

Halfway through the first song, we turn around. The scumbag was rifling through everyone's bags. She had cash and cigarettes before she realized we were all looking at her. Then she looked up and we're all staring at her being like, what the fuck. So she grabbed the coat that she like threw it on. and leged it for the door. What? She wasn't invited to the wedding.

But I was. And still to this day, no one knows that it was me that invited her to the Hens party. That's a great fucking confession. That is a great confession. But what the fuck is up with that bitch? I was on her side as well

because I was like, no, no, no. Like, don't call her scumbag. Yeah, that is really mean. But, oh my, she stole. from all of you, that is beyond fucked. I can 99% guarantee

you won't get robbed at our one. Well, not by us. Like, we won't do it. 99% sure. Yeah. That is, don't hold your phone out in the front of the, because that's a thing in London,

isn't it? That if you're on the phone, in the street, people go by on a bike and swipe your phone out of your head. Really? Yeah, that's like a big thing. Phone snatches.

Really? Yeah. Like, genuine, like, that's why lots of people in London, and where their phone on like a lanyard or like a, yeah, because it's an actual problem. Snatching.

Snatch and run. It's a, yeah, they're on, it's like organized crime because someone will like bump into you. So then you go, what? And then the bite comes and fuck. Like, it's a genuine thing.

Do you reckon you've got the sleight of hand to do that? No fucking way. And I'm too slow. Do you want to practice? No. Because I don't think I'd ever be in a situation where I would steal something. Oh no. but just for like the love of the game.

Yeah. Like in the office, I'm like, hey, like, let's practice. I'll walk past you bump into me and see if you can't grab my phone. Do you know what I think is really... For the love of the game. Yeah, yeah. And just to get a new skill, yeah. What I think is always really suave, like on movies,

like, because I've been into James Bond lately. You know, when you do the handshake and the money's in the hand and they pass that over, that's cool. Yeah. Has anyone got any cash? What is this is a fucking Fijian? Yeah, what is it a Fijian? Yeah.

What is it a Fijian? And taxi. All right, what I'll do? Yeah, I might have some paper in here. Yeah, what do we got here? I got a couple of twix bars. Hey, mate, good to meet you. Good to meet you.

I'm still holding me. I don't have it. All right. All right. Good to me, mate. Hey, mate, good to me. We suck at this. How good to twigs though.

Hey, mate, good to meet you. I've got quite small hands. Good to meet you. A few twigs up, my son. Confession. Confession. Someone did a magic trick on me. Confession.

I've got a new phone. So, Atapa was planning and going to a wedding. Yeah. And two weeks before the wedding, they break up. It's called off. No one knows what happened. Except Atapa knows what happened. because something went down at the Hens night.

So we're getting the inside scoop. Yeah. This is fucked. Holy shit. Okay, what is it? So the Tapa's not the bride. The Tapa is just a friend. Yep.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know why my friend's wedding was canceled two weeks before the ceremony. Two weeks. Our whole friendship group. Friendship group was shocked and wanted answers. They just heard it was off. And that was that. Yeah.

The bride-to-be won $250,000 at the casino during her bachelorette party. Holy shit. That's a much. What a win. The soon-to-be husband, he was stoked when they found out. Hell yeah. And started asking what they were going to do with their money. And the bride-to-be didn't like that.

Oh. So two weeks before the wedding, she asks him, for a pre-up, just to make it clear that the $250,000 she won from putting $5 into a slot machine was always going to be her money and not their money. He goes, no.

And she goes, okay, then I guess that's it. And they went in their separate ways and broke up. They probably lost more money from canceling a wedding with two weeks notice than they would, then she like. And that was that. I'm on his side. I think I am too.

Because if I won a bunch of money and then I said like and I told Torbs but I would be telling him like, holy shit, what should we do? Like I would there would be no part of me that would be like what. What am I doing with it? But my so my first thing like in that stage of life or any stage I guess you're like that's either a really great deposit on a house or be paying a chunk of the house off. Or pay the wedding off if you've borrowed money to pay for the wedding. And it's like for a wedding or a house or any big decision.

It's not like this is my house. You just get to live. No. Is he renting down the road? Like surely it would be. Yeah. And if you're at a point where you're getting married, surely you are joining finances anyway or half. or we're having that chat.

And there was no chat of pre-up or anything before the 250. It was just suddenly she went, oh, well, no. I, so this is, I think, going to come across wrong, but I think you're going to get what I mean. $250,000 is like so much money to suddenly come into. But these days, it's not that much, like... That's a house deposit in Australia. In Melbourne, like, that is just a house deposit.

That what's average in Melbourne the moment? A million, just over a million, something like that for a house. So like that is, that's a, it's a great house. 20% deposit and stamp duty. Fuck, see you later. 250. It's a lot of money to come into suddenly, but it's not, it's not like, we'll retire now. Yeah.

I think it's not enough money to get that cocky over. Yeah. Or to throw a wedding, a marriage away for. To go to go like, oh, well, I don't need you anymore. It's crazy. I've got 250. See you later, sweetheart. Like, that's just.

in, like, what, it seems just so short-sighted. Mm. For me, it's like, if the marriage could be called off so easily. He's dodged a bullet, I feel. She's gone pre-n-up, he's gone, no, and she goes, okay, and that was it. There was no, like, oh, let's talk or figure it. They just went, yeah. Good on him for saying no.

Yeah. Like, because in any situation, it's hard to, like, say, like, well, no, I don't think we need that. I mean, maybe he's a scumbag, too, but from. the very little information we have. I feel like, what do you reckon, Charles, you do on face? Then she goes on holidays with my money, not your, you stay home. Yeah, like that just feels like it's going to create an issue.

Or I'll invite you about to, you know, my out with my money. Yeah. And like you don't have to join finance. Like you just don't have to. Like if that's not how you want to roll. But like it, yeah, it feels like it's creating like quite a divide. How strange. Yeah, I'm on the guy's side.

Yeah. Yeah, I find that so weird. Are there any more of those like hens and wedding confessions? Because there, that's juicy. Here's the thing. And tensions are high around a wedding. Here's the thing. Don't I fucking know.

There are lots of stories, but none of them are like good stories. What do you mean? Like they're all something bad happens. Oh, sure. As it good stories. They're good quality. They're great stories. But it's like a sad outcome.

It's more like, but my best friend is about to have her hens party. we're inviting people to come. We're excited for you to get married. And do I want to roll up here every day and be like, bad wedding news? Here's another one that went to fucking shit. That really didn't go that well. Don't get me wrong. There will be some.

Yeah, because I like that. But yeah, fuck, I can't get over that. How much money? It's like, what's your number to walk away? If there's a number, don't marry them. Yeah, there isn't a number for me. 50 bucks. No, like.

There's no amount high enough. 50 bucks. Make it seven. Yeah, I'd love to get half a tank of few. Yeah, I'm going to fill my car up. Yeah, now there's no amount. And in fact, it would be a joint celebration. Like, I would be like, holy shit, like, think about what we could do with this.

Let's pop the bubbles. Yeah, like, how fun. Let's get that bottle of Verve to celebrate the evening. Absolutely. And then still have most of that money left. Yeah, what's a bottle of Verve, 90 bucks. Is it? Yeah.

Celebrate. Get two. A bottle of Dom, 3.50. That's what I meant. Yeah. I hope so. But Verv. He's also lovely.

I'll take a verve. I love a verve. The orange box. Last week we mentioned free subscriptions. Like sneaky subscriptions. Like, oh yeah, signed up and no one asked any more questions kind of are. Yeah, and my love to see it is Caroline. Hi, Caroline.

Who's a Tapa? Sweet, Caroline. Top, top, top. When I was 18, I won a Blackberry in a public speaking competition, which seems funny now, but at the time, BlackBerrys were the coolest. What year? It says she was 18 and I can tell you it was 13 years ago. Maths chat. So maybe 2010 or something? Yeah. Is that wrong? Wait, no, 2013. 13 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Dumb-ass. Sorry.

It came with a free year of phone service with the provider. That's a good price. After the year was up, I called the telco and was like, oh, my three years up, like, what do I do now? How's it work? And when I called them, they, like, had no idea what I was talking about. Because it was like some competition there was a year ago. And they donated it to the shopping center and who cares. And so it's overseas, but say it's like the optist person goes, what? Yeah.

She called twice more, same thing. So she was just like, I'm just going to let it be. Would you kind of go, like, you know where to find me if you want to change it? They've literally got my phone number. Yeah. If they need me to start paying, they'll give me a call, I'm sure. Yeah, they fucking wouldn't, wouldn't miss an opportunity. A few years later, I would still live in Levita Loka on this free phone plan,

but I had to get a new SIM card for whatever reason. So I went into the store and their system had me listed as an employee. So the person goes, do, do, do, oh, you're an employee? And she kind of goes, oh, yeah, or something this thing. And yeah, and they go, okay, cool. Yeah, it just like gets paid internally. So here you go. Here's the new Sim, all the best.

And she just went, okay. Like, just be chill. That would be an amazing bill to have taken care of a, like your phone bill? I had that free plan for 13 years. That's amazing. I moved countries, never changed my number because why would I? I called people overseas. I used it on holidays.

I just lived the dream. Last year, they canceled that type of plan. They called me and they were like, they were really confused and so Caroline goes and I just pretended to be and I was like oh yeah who knows and they just went

okay well yeah so it's discontinuing do you want this other one it's you know whatever a month but she kind of go can I just keep the number and I'll stop paying and she goes yep and I'll go cool we'll put you on the standard plan and she goes great send it through me and that sim had 13 great years of free calls that's amazing unbelievable well done Caroline I love to fucking see that I love to fucking see

that that's awesome thank you for sharing that and if anybody else has like a sneaky subscription story like that like I'm living vicariously yeah oh I listen to this podcast and have a free porn subscription yeah yeah listening yesterday that'll make sense to yeah if you haven't please do yeah my love to see it is from pink from Perth you know our Tapa who was offering people to come and he dentist because you see with your mouth So close. A little bit of an update. So he shared that if there were tarpas in Perth,

that wanted a little bit of help with their teeth, help with their smile, or wanted like a safe and low-key environment. Because the dentist can be really traumatic for people if you've had a shitty experience or whatever. And a little bit of an update is that Pete has done eight tarpa dental visits so far. Holy shit. Eight.

And he says, I've done so many fillings, pulled teeth out and done dentures. and he said, I'm so proud to be making WA beautiful. That is unbelievable. So yeah, Pete Pink, fucking, that's so huge, man. Like, that's awesome. That's what being a tarpa is all about.

That is what being in tarpa is all about. I have a really fucking weird question, but it's the first thing that came to my mind and I feel like I just need to say it out of that. Lay it on me. Has he pulled enough tarpa teeth to make a whole tarpa smile? Like is there a whole mouth full of

that? Formally connected teeth. is the creepiest thing I've ever heard. And I was like, hey, we ask people to share their weird thoughts, and I feel like compelled that that's the first thing that gaming's in my life. Yeah. Is you keeping them? Should we?

Pete, if you're listening. I think you should keep them. And once there's enough for a full mouth, make the mouth. We auction that off for Chaffy. Who would pay for that? Charles. Hold play. Anyway.

Thanks for watching. You might have just heard a bit of an edit point. Thanks for listening. Love you. Bye. See you tomorrow. Bye.