Toni and Ryan - CornChub Data

Episode Date: January 21, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. I'm the vice captain of the ship. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello. And we are calling Tori, who's from small town Victoria. Tori. Yeah. She's from Leon Gatha, which is down the beach. Beautiful spot. Fancy. A few hours from us. But I've got a question for her about Leon Gatha and it's pretty cool. Hello. Tori. It's Tony and Ryan. How you doing? Good. How are good how are you well now i was just telling tony that you're from leon gatha and uh what is that town known for that you've you've mentioned yeah they're fantastic mushrooms oh because it's wet down there no have you watched the news in the last few months is Is that where that woman was from?

Oh, so that woman that got, well, accidentally cooked a beef Wellington with all those poisonous mushrooms killed her whole family for the second time. Apparently she's in, like, it's a murder case. Yeah. It's not the first time she's done it. Is that true, Tori? Are you following this case, like, real closely? It's her mum. She's one of the ones that died.

Tori, I'm so sorry to hear that. Is that true, Tori? are you following this case like real closely? It's her mum. She's one of the ones that died. Tori, I'm so sorry to hear that. Is that true, Tori? It is. It's not my mum, no. But, yeah, very true. The whole town was abuzz. I bet. Let's just say the shelves in the supermarkets are full of mushrooms

because no one dares touch them. Oh, that's sad. Do you remember like the strawberry needle fucking scenario? Didn't sell a strawberry for three years. Everyone stopped buying Corona beers when Corona started. Yeah. But just for the record, let it show when people register to approve, Tori goes, I'm from Leangatha, the mushroom town.

Yeah, so you've brought it up, Tori. I did, yes. Oh, but you're near the beach. That's nice. Yeah, no, 20 minutes away. All good. And two minutes away from Mushroom House. Yeah.

Okay, good. So I was trying to find a silver lining. All good, all good, all good. Tori, will you approve today's podcast? Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. Of course I will. Oh, Tori, oh, my God. Not here to kill you with a mushroom, of course.

That should be the new saying. That's the new saying. Not here to poison my family. Of course I will. Not here to commit murder. Of course. Unless you're a spider. Hey, it's Tori from Lee and Gatha and I approve this podcast. Happy New Year, welcome to the show.

Happy New Year. Tony just said she had bruschetta for dinner last night. Yeah, we do it a lot. It's like a really, if it's a really hot day, we'll do like a bruschi for dinner. So I'm not anti-brushee as you just said it, but I would have thought it was like more of an entree or an afternoon snack or something. Yeah, but if you eat enough, anything can be dinner.

And I've always said that. Yeah, we'll do a brushee and we'll do like some, like chop up some chicken and like do a quick fry and some pesto and like have that and like a bit of burrata. So it's a bit of a picky dinner. Oh, so it's like just a bruschetta. So we'll do the bruschetta, a bit of chicken. Because as you know, I like to snack, do snacks for dinner.

Me too. Get the board out and just fill that up. Picky dinner, yeah. Yeah, so we do that on a hot night. It is really good. Did you sit out the back and have it? We did actually, yeah. Jeez, living the Vida Loca at the Lodges.

We actually are. Yeah. Yeah, I love my life Loca at the Lodges. We actually are. Yeah. Yeah, I love my life. Yeah, it's unreal. I wish I had it. Well, you can come around any time for brushe, mate. I'm actually very busy. Okay.

Hey, now let's go through. What's in bruschetta? Tomato, red onion, basil, bit of oil, salt and pepper. I think I'm off brushe because I can't have onion or bread. So then you're just eating a bowl of tomato and oil like some things translate into gluten free but brushy is like

and I'll just see you living your best life and I'll just get jealous yeah that is fair and we do a bit of like on the bread brush it with like chilli oil as well so there's a bit of spice in there it's really good what's that chilli oil on it? it's a you know Lee Kung Ki like the jar of oil that you get from the of spice in there. It's really good. What sort of chili oil is that? It's a. Is it C's? No, it's like a such one.

Like, you know Lee Kun Ki, like the jar of oil that you get from the, just from the supermarket. Yeah. Yeah, we use that one. Isn't good chili oil having like a renaissance? It is. So Jessica Nguyen's chili oil. I don't know if you follow her on Instagram.

She makes chili oil and like, oh my God, I've used that recipe before to make like a batch. That's really good. There's a Chotto Mot've used that recipe before to make like a batch. That's really good. There's a Chotto Motto one that's like $30 for a jar. You can get it from St. Ali, you know, that coffee shop. They don't miss you that much. They don't. I bought some licorice from there once.

Mortgage my house. Honestly, so expensive. Licorice and chili oil? Well, not together. No, but like. But they just sell lots of knickknacks at that coffee place. I think I'd go down there. It's really good.

Because I need to burn some money. Yeah, I just have too much money that I want to spend. Oh, speaking of me living my high life. Yeah, please. I did something on the weekend and I don't think you're going to believe it. I already don't. Good. Did you leave the house?

See ya. I did. No, I don't think so. There's no way. I don't think so. Brushy and something else? Yeah. Big day.

All right, we'll get to that soon. First of all, I've got my hands on some data. It's the data from the back end of cornchub.com that rhymes with. Cornchub. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, it's conspiracy. About like who's searching for what kind of stuff when they're on adult websites.

Hot. And like you can see what other people are searching for, what areas. Not live, obviously. It's like this is like collectively from 2023 or whatever. It's not as if I'm like, what's Ryan searching for? And I see you typing in the, yeah. Tony Lowe.

Yeah. So Corn Chub has said during the year of 20, because, you know, January they can kind of close off last year and go, okay, let's do the data. So I thought I'd do a quiz. Okay. And I'll give you the answer, obviously. Thanks.

You can have a little guess. Okay. On corn chub, question one. Does everyone know what corn chub is or can we just say what it is? It's Pornhub. It's Pornhub. Okay. But for comedy, we're going to continue saying corn chub.

I just thought it was like the. But chub just sounds like. Yeah, it's actually worse. It's worse, I think. What if I say porn chub? Or corn hub. Corn hub I like. What if I say pawn shop? Or corn hub. Corn hub I like. But that sounds genuinely like a...

You know when you buy the corn that's got the thing on? Like got the husk on? No. Oh, yeah, sorry. And it's got the green leaves on it. What you're doing with your hands makes me think, I was picturing a corn with a hat. Oh, no, no, no.

And so it's got the husk on. Like a corn with a sombrero for some reason in my mind. I'm imagining like a little corn with one one little husk down oh yeah you like what you see kind of thing yeah yeah anyway i don't hear i might pop i think i'm corny horny was the popcorn was my one yeah cool so corn chub which of these was the most searched adult category in Hawaii? Now, Tony has been in Hawaii, so may or may not have influenced the data. Yeah. Depending on how hard she, no pun intended.

Yeah. Option A, beach sex. Because, you know, you're in Hawaii. Yeah, so it's feeling a bit, yeah. B, Sydney Sweeney in White Lotus. I've watched White Lotus in Hawaii because I was like, oh, my God, the first season. I mean, I know Sydney Sweeney is like the it girl,

but actually, though. Yeah. She's stunning. Or three, sadism. Sadism. What did I say? What did I say? What did I say?

What did I say? What did you say? No, you said sadism. Yeah. Which sounds like a sad orgasm. Isn't that what it is? Okay, I'm going to Google sadism. Sadism.

Fuck! R.I.P. Do you want me to tell you? Yeah, so sadism, not sadism. Fuck, that's so funny. It's actually not. Well, the tendency to derive pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting pain, suffering, or humiliation on others.

That sounds pretty sad to me. So if you're a sadist, it's that you like that, which is like not to yuck someone's yum, but not my thing. Not what I searched for while I was in. What if you're a sadist? That's just coming and crying at the same time. Extra lube. Fair play.

Okay. Saving money. The hot girl's guide to saving money. Sadism. Sorry, I can't get past that. Which of these was more searched in Hawaii in 2023? Beach sex, Sydney Sweeney and White Lotus, or

sadism? I think it has to be beach sex because I think that watching somebody else have sex, like watching porn of someone having sex on the beach is as close as you want to get to it. Yeah.

Because it is awful. Yeah. You think it's going to be so sexy and fun and like, oh, the waves crashing in my fanny, whatever. But no, you just get full of sand everywhere. It takes weeks to get it out. Like you actually have to fucking. Sorry, the term full of sand is going to take a while for me to just.

You actually have to declare yourself going through customs. They go, have you got any nature on you? And you go right in. Yeah, I do. I'm full of nature. I'm actually full of dirt because I got fucked on the sandy beaches of Hawaii. The thing is, is that you want to watch it, you want to enjoy it, you want to think about it, but you don't want to do it.

So that is my sadism. The answer is sadism. Sadism. Really? Yeah. Wow. Wow. Okay. I just would have expected it to be beach sex.

Same. Yeah. Question two. Okay. What is the most popular day to watch an adult video, Sunday, Monday, or Friday? Monday. No one's in the house. 11 p.m. Monday is the most popular time worldwide.

Yeah. So Monday, 11 p.m. Monday is the most popular time worldwide. Yeah. So Monday 11 p.m. local time? Well, wherever you are. Yeah, so they went like, oh, in the U.S. on Mondays 11 p.m., so I'm like, okay, so that's Tuesday morning. No, no, no, wherever you are, yeah. Monday at 11 p.m., I'm asleep by then, so maybe that's what my boyfriend's doing.

Tony? Yeah. Nah, all good. Sadism. Rank these three categories in order of most searched to least searched. They're all in the top ten categories. They're all popular, but which is the most popular? Okay.

Lesbian, threesome and Japanese. And we already know you've been to Japan twice. I have. I reckon Japanese, threesome, lesbian. Number one. Japanese. Japanese number one. Yep.

Threesome number two and lesbian number three. The number one most searched thing was lesbian. Oh, hot. Second in the world of all categories of things you could search is Japanese. Yep. And then in eighth was threesome. See, I would have thought that threesome would be higher because I think it's something like a lot of people want to do

or fantasise about. Or can't get in real life. Yeah, like whether it's because like you're in a relationship and your partner's like not into it or because you're single and you can't find a couple that like would be willing to have you as their third or whatever. I feel like that would be higher because it would be like a, what's that, like voyeuristic,

like people wish that they were in a threesome. What about a three- What do you search for? Three girl, three Japanese girls. What do you search for? Tony Lodge. Nice, thanks. Sadism.

Does it freak you out that they track how long you spend on the website? Nah, because all websites do that now, don't they? But are you insecure about that? You're like, God, that Ryan Johnny's only on the website for six seconds. Well, they've put. And you're done straight away. They've put the states in order of watch time. So which US state is the most hit it and quit it state?

They're in there. They're watching. They're out. I'll give you three. Louisiana, New Jersey, or South Carolina? Louisiana first is the highest. As in the most hit it and quit it? Yep.

Correct. I've been to Louisiana. Yeah, they don't muck around. How long do you reckon? I've been to Louisiana. Yeah, they don't muck around. How long do you reckon? Does this include search time? Yeah, so the time you enter the website. Four and a half minutes. Whoa.

Because if you go popular in my area or whatever, so there's like a category on Pornhub that's like popular with women. Yeah. And so normally that's what I click because I'm like, oh, I wonder what's going on. Yeah. And then if I can't find anything there, then I'll probably click on something else.

And then by the time I'm watching the video, by the time I'm then watching the video, like depending, you know, I think you could if it was a, you know, hit it and quit it state as we so said, four and a half minutes. Louisiana, eight minutes, 20. Didn't give him enough credit. No. It takes a while to find something you like.

Yeah, yeah. That's what brings it up. It might take seven minutes to find the video. Yeah. But that's the hard part. That's the difficult part of it, isn't it? Yeah. This is a per capita, like, percentage of the population.

We're serious about data accuracy here. Yep. Tony and Ron, we've always said that. Yep. You've got uni tonight, so we're just getting in the zone. No, last night. Sorry. What day is it?

No, it's tonight. Oh, sorry. Place these countries in order of who watched the most. Now, I'm not including US in the vote because they're so far ahead of the rest of the world. It's just not even funny. Like, by double. But also a lot of people world. It's just not even funny. Like by double. But also a lot of people there. Again?

Yeah. Per capita. Yeah. Adjusted for population. Yeah. So that doesn't factor in. Yeah. Does not factor in.

Oh. Shit. Japan, Australia, United Kingdom. Australia, UK, Japan. You couldn't have been more wrong. Oh. UK, most watching. Really?

Yep. Followed by Japan. They're Japanese, man. Fucking. And the third is Australian. Oh, okay. Final question. This is kind of fucked up.

Remember when you found out on the podcast what a cream pie really meant and it kind of went viral? It did, yeah. Guess which category saw a 19% increase that month? You're joking. Was it Korean? Was it cosplay? Or was it cream pie?

All delicious foods. Well, when was the last time you had a cosplay? Last time I had a Korean. I want to say cream pie because- She's right. Is it actually? Do you think we did that? Cause does not equal causation.

What's the fucking saying? Yeah. But it just happened to be that 19% increase. Guys, pornfluencer. I've done it. She's done it. I've finally done it. If only my mum was alive to see this.

Hey, it's Tori from Lee and Gatha, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Sometimes in Patreon, we will put a little behind-the-scenes video. Of between. Of what happens like when we're in the studio and what we're talking about and during the break. And what was just discussed after the corn chub break will not be included.

I said specifically to James, who cuts the podcast, I said, do not put that anywhere. And then I said, do not put that anywhere. And then I said, don't put the audio. I messaged out to him. You're a employer now. You cannot say that. Yeah, I know. And I'm actually self-appointed head of HR as well of the business.

Tara Fisher, good on you, Tara. Tara Fisher, Marley Noah. Amanda Arwen, good on you, Amanda. Patrick, love to see you,wen. Good on you, Amanda. Patrick. Love to see you, Patrick. Alice Mannix. Sorry. Do you need a sip of your iced coffee? I need some water.

Shireen Al-Lawati and Libby Payne. Good on you. Thank you so much. And Libby is actually spelled the same way as my sisters. L-I-B-B-Y. L-I-B-B-Y. L-I-B-B-Y. So it's Monday.

I've come off the weekend hot. Yeah. And aside from the bruschetta I had for dinner last night, La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, holding, do I remember describing this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're holding Pippa. You're looking very happy and you are wearing your red rooster hoodie. So pretty casual. Very casual. You've got like a black sandal on. My hair's like piled on top of my head.

Yeah, a little top knot thrown up there. You've also got a little, yeah, a little sandal, shown a little leg. I don't think that's for sexiness, but more just the heat. The heat, yes. So what was the question? Where did you go? Where do you think I went? Well, that looks like no, like you didn't go anywhere

because you're in an hoodie. It's like, it looks like you're settling in for a night at home. So cozy, night night at home. So cosy, night in at home. Yep. Yep. We finally went to the drive-in. You didn't.

We did. Oh, my God. Yep. Was it as shit as I told you it would be? Well. Did you take Pippa to the drive-in? We did. Was that a, oh.

So. I'll let you tell your story, but I was already – Yeah, no, I know you've got questions. I'm seeing flags. I've got questions. No, I know. And that's why I thought instead of, you know, weaving you down this garden path, I'll tell you straight up. Yeah, I get the woody, but wasn't it fucking –

Yeah, actually, go on. Okay. Yeah, go on. So we finally went to the drive-in. I've wanted to go for ages. I think I mentioned like last week that Torbs has got himself a little car, a Subaru Forester. Yeah. So it got himself a little car, Subaru Forester. So it's like a little bit bigger than my car, but he's been driving.

It's not a competition though. No, no, no, no. It's like good because I'm like, oh, that way we don't just have two small cars. So you took the big one? Well, yeah, we did. But he's been driving me around to make up for lost time. I mentioned last week that I'm a bit of a passenger princess, which I believe was one of the bingos. And on Saturday, during the day, he goes, all right, we're going on a date.

And I was like, oh, what are we doing? And he goes, you wanted to go to the drive-in forever and I've got my car now and I would, like, love to take you. There's a few movies on tonight. Pick which one you want to see. But we've got everything that we need. I've filled up the car and we can take Pippa. What a sweet boyfriend.

It was really, really sweet. And in the back of his car, he'd gone and bought some new cushions and he put outdoor couch cushions in the back, like flipped the seats down. Oh, so he was going to back it up. Back it up into the thing. Had he test driven the. And he. Like just to make sure it's comfy.

Because some. Okay, no, no, you go. No, no, you go. But he popped the couch cushions into the back. So like they're quite slim. So it didn't take up too much space. But they're like flat. Sitting like right up against the roof.

Well, he said that he did think to himself like, oh, I could put the air mattress, like half-fill the air mattress or something, put that in. I was like, we're just going to be like, we might as well sit on the roof then. The couch cushions, the seats were folded down, and like all of our blankets. And like it was really, really sweet.

I can show you a photo actually of the setup. So this is the back of the car. So we've got blankies and like the UE booms that we could like cast the thing to like my phone and then play it instead of like listening through the car speakers. Oh, that's a great idea. Yeah, anyway. This just reminds me of going to music festivals.

Oh, really? Where you're camping in the back of the van. The car is like full of staff and whatever. Anyway, so he goes, you pick what movie you want to see and we'll go. What did you see? And he was like, I've got dinner plans for before as well. Oh. And anyway, so I looked at the times.

Yeah. And the thing is, is that the movies don't start till it's dark. Oh, and it's daylight saving. And it's daylight saving. So it actually doesn't get dark till really late in Melbourne at the moment, like fucking 8.39pm. Oh, later, yeah. So the first movie was like a kid's animated movie and that started at nine.

Fuck. And then there was a couple of like Mean Girls and a couple of other like horror movies and stuff were starting at like, you know, 11 or 12 o'clock and I was like, I am not going to make it till then. But Wong Kar was on at 9.30. Oh, I'm intrigued. I like Timothy Chamolet. Yeah.

So that's what we picked. But mindfully that 9.30 is around the time that I'm like slipping on into my post-traumatic bed. Like that's kind of normally my bedtime. But anyway, so we go beforehand to this Mexican food truck at the Preston Market. We like have a little burrito, like Pippa's with us. And we go to the drive-in.

We grab like popcorn and we're sitting in the back of the car. We cram into the back of the car. Pippa and I, like, we get cozy. The movie starts. I fall asleep. At least it was cozy. It was. Too cozy.

Well, yeah. When you say it started, like, how long into the movie did you get? I reckon about 30 minutes in. It was pretty fucking boring, the movie. It wasn't very good. But no movie's good at driving because driving sucks. Well, I think that that may be, that movie I'm kind of like, it's pretty harmless, like as in you could probably watch it on a plane

or wherever, it wouldn't really matter. Is it a musical? Yeah, I didn't know that. Do you think Mean Girls is a musical? No, I didn't. It sucks. I've Mean Girls was a musical? No. I didn't. It sucks. I've heard that it wasn't good Mean Girls, unfortunately. Apparently there's this video where there's like.

And I love Renee Rapp and Busy Phillips. You know how there's that part. Did we talk about this in a reaction video recently where like. Oh, yeah. The first song and they go, oh, so what did you have for dinner? And they go. Well. And then you go, oh, fuck, this is me.

There's videos doing the rounds of like an audible groan through the cinema. People being like, fuck, I didn't know. I didn't know Mean Girls was a musical. And then their Aussie girl, who's a fucking legend, launches into a song and everyone just goes, oh, no. Yeah. So did you do that for Wonka?

Well, I kind of went, oh, I didn't really realise. Anyway, and so I fell asleep like straight away and I woke up and the credits were rolling and like Pippa and I were fast asleep the whole time. And Torbs didn't want to go, hey, sweetie, are you missing it? He was just like, let sleeping dogs lie. Literally. And he kind of goes, if it wasn't illegal,

I probably just would have driven home with you in the back. Like he would never do that anyway. But he was like, fuck, I did cross my mind to like get you home. Anyway, so I have. He backs you in to the house. Yeah, backs the car in. Hoists me inside. No, anyway, so I'm asleep like in the back and Torbs is also in the back

and he's like watching the movie. Can you see it from the back? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So because there's like the back window. Um, but I have been asleep in the same position in the back of a Subaru Forester for like an hour and a half. I go to get out of the car after the fucking credits start to roll. My back is like a pretzel and I haven't walked straight since. There's no blood in your leg.

Oh, and like Pippa was asleep like on me. She had a great time. I bet she did. Because we like when we walked over and got popcorn, I like waited with her and she was just like having a great time. We saw a beautiful sunset. Like it was really nice. But I think when we do it again, we wouldn't.

Yeah, so we did actually have a debrief after and I was like, would you go again? He goes, yeah, it was really fun. I think we'd just sit in a different way. And I was like, I just can't stay up that late. Well, go in winter when the sun goes down at 5.30 so you can watch the 6 o'clock viewing. Yeah.

See, I wouldn't mind that so much. And so would you want to sit in the driver's seat and passenger seat? Nah, or maybe the back seat. Oh, okay. Because then people could sit between us. And then still look out the front window? And look out the front window, yeah. Okay, yeah.

Rather than like what we did, which I thought would be really cute and comfy, but it's just, and like bless Torbs, he's so tall. Yeah, that's what I was saying, yeah. He's the tallest guy and like, yeah, he really. It's not that tall. Yeah, that's what I was saying. He is the tallest guy and, like, yeah, he really. It's not that comfy. Yeah, you just think it's going to be so beautiful, but it's just not. And I'm too old, I think, to lie in the back of a car. And that's okay to say.

Yeah. But I just think next time we go, I think we'll sit on the back seat and, like. Was there something that you enjoyed about the night that you couldn't have done at home? And this is coming from the guy that doesn't want to leave his house ever. So I acknowledge the bias. The thing about it that was really nice was, one, that Torbs was like, you really want to do this thing? And he organised it and stuff.

The other thing was that it was basically like sitting in our lounge room but like somewhere. So it felt like a bit more, I don't want to say special because like all the time we spend together is special, but a bit more like on purpose. I do appreciate the. Like we've like gone to the effort of like doing it. I think everything in terms of he thought about it, he planned it.

It's like a date night. We left the house. I get all that. Yeah. But I think just like. It was still fun but I think just like it was it was still fun I think like I went once and just went this I know and I know and you probably like would you go and watch something you really wanted to see like Oppenheimer no no no like you wouldn't but Barbie movie yeah probably yeah you know because it's just a bit silly and fun and it you don't really need to be

but the great thing about it was you can't hear anyone talking. Yep. So all the things I hate about the cinema is great because it's private. And so when you could kind of get, because you can't just wear an hoodie to the cinema. Well, I wouldn't. I'll actually stop you right there. You can.

Yep. But the thing about getting like snuggled up in the car was that it was private. You don't have to get out of it. Yeah. It was really not. I actually did like it. But honestly, falling asleep in the back of that car. Fuck.

I am not as young as I used to actually like think I need to go to the chiropractor or something. For those new to the podcast, Tony went to a sports osteo who deals with athletes and he said, what's the problem? And Tony said, I laid on the couch for too long and have a sore neck. Yeah, and I was fucked. Do you remember that? I was literally sideways. I couldn't move my head or anything. And then you're going to go back and he's like, yeah,

I've been dealing with a lot of cricketers and soccer players over the break because it's that time of year. What do you go for? And you're like, yeah, so I fell asleep. Went to the drive-in. I slept during a movie and he goes, oh. I fell asleep in the back of a Subaru of Horace. So he goes, is that all good?

Do I need to call this in? On purpose? But it was really fun. And it was really sweet. That tool was like, I know you want to do this. But yeah, so it was, I rated it. And I think if you have always wanted to, it's really quiet as well. Like we were like.

That's the good thing. A bit of distance between the patrons. Did they go off during COVID? I think they must have because it was something you could actually do. I think Joe Biden, and it was so weird, did like a rally. Oh, and it was like a drive-in. And then he was like, blah, blah, blah. And that's why America is going to be fantastic.

Everyone's sweeping their walls. Yeah, I do remember that. I do recommend it. It was really fun. And it was like being in gold class but in your car, like way cheaper. How much was it? It was $45 for the two of us. Really?

I thought you were going to say each. Nah. That's not too bad. Nah, it's real. And I think like if you- They're sticking it in the snack cart though? But like that's how they make their money. Yeah.

You know? And also I think that was $40 for, like, a drink and a popcorn and a choc-top or something. Okay. Which is, like, not that bad. They're not crazy. Like, a date for under $100. Yeah, you'll take that in this economy.

So it's $45 for two adults, I think, for a car load, which would be, like, I think they've got a maximum amount of people, but that's $50. Do they charge for a pit bar? No. Good. And I was sitting in the front seat, like, holding her. Looking real proud.

And the guy double took because I think he thought it was a baby. Like, because I was holding her like this, and he went, and I think he was like, you can't hold a baby like that in the car. And I was like, she is my baby, and yes, I've done it already. Anyway. I'd love to see you. That is beautiful. It's sweet, isn't it?

Yeah. Alice Morton is a tarpa. Hi, Alice. Thanks for listening to the show, Alice. My dad is a photographer and lives near a beach. And pretty regularly he'll be, you know, every day he goes for a nice walk. And because it's like a touristy area, there's often a lot of couples going, excuse me, sir, can you take a photo of us?

Beautiful. And he doesn't like, oh, I'm a photographer. You know, but he's like, he just takes pride in taking real good shots for these people. He's like, yeah, give me a minute and I'll get you in the right spot. And I'll get a sun coming from there. So face this way a little bit and just make sure he does a good job. You have to put effort in when taking a photo for someone. But he's also retired and a photographer.

And he's like, what a nice thing to pay it forward. And that's my thing for the day. And you chat to someone. It's kind of nice. Yeah. But during the good, and this is the important bit, in the middle of it, not at the start or the end, he always like does that camera flip on the iPhone back at himself.

And does a selfie. Yeah, but like zooms right in on his face and make himself look a little bit crazy. Yeah. Like just like a real, yeah. Then he gives the, and doesn't like say anything, and then just gives the camera back and goes, oh, I enjoy your trip. And then like heads down.

Walks up, yeah. But like gets moving because he knows what's coming. The other day I was home for Christmas, says Alice. So, you know, me, mum and dad, we went for a walk along the beach and someone came up and said, can you take a photo? And dad goes, yeah, I'll do it. And we both went, oh, come on, here we go. What a dad thing.

Yeah. And it's like his thing. He's like, yeah, if I can watch this, guys, I got him. So he gives the camera back and he goes, all right, guys, let's go. And they're walking away and he goes, just listen. Just listen. You'll hear it. We then hear a whole family going, oh, ah, oh,

because the photos are so nice. Oh, beautiful. He got the sun in or whatever. Yeah. And then they all got a big gasp and a scream as they get to the crazy picture. And then me, my mum and my dad all die laughing as we continue to scurry off from the crime scene. That's so sweet. And what a like victimless crime.

Like it's quite sweet that you would do something that's just like silly and no one gets hurt by it. It's just like funny. I love the just wait for it. Yeah. And dads love that. Like, oh, I'm doing some gear. Oh, oh, oh.

Who's that man in your phone? Thanks for sending that through, Alice. That's awesome. That's really sweet. My love to see is a meme that every time I see it, I almost pass away. And Ryan, you and I have actually almost died together while seeing this meme because it fucking sends us this meme.

Okay. Why pay $15 for Pad Thai when you can spend $45 for all the ingredients to make a way worse Pad Thai? To make a shit of Pad Thai. I mean, why would you spend $15? The $45 for the ingredients to make a worse Pad Thai, that gets me probably once every three or four months. I go, I know it didn't work last time.

I reckon we got it this time. At your old house, across the street, the Pad Thai was fucking on point. It was amazing. No, I know. But I was like, oh, bad luck. How nice to make it yourself. We don't want to get takeaway. We'll just make it ourselves.

It's way worse. Just spend the $15. But that meme makes me cry every time I see it, and I just wanted to share it because it popped up again on my thing, and I fucking lost it. See, I'm Nellie Brulia because I, A, hilarious. B, don't fucking yell at me. Yeah.

I don't want you to come at me like that. Yeah, that's fair. Stay clear, bro. Yeah, but it gets me every time. No, that is great. That is great. And it's one of those, every time it pops up, every couple of the meme and I just go, yep.

Yep, relatable. Hit like, move on. Yeah. Tomorrow we have confessions. These are top confessions. And one tarpa who sent this through, she went to a pool party in year eight at a boy's house. Big deal.

And the boy, and this isn't the weird part of the confession, but the boy did something that I don't know if it's the biggest cockhead move or the biggest like a ball of play you've ever heard. Oh, okay. A year eight at a pool party. They sound like they were the cool kids. Yeah. I don't think I can hear this story because it brings up a lot

of trauma for me. Did you get invited to pool parties? Nah. And we had a pool. Mum was like, oh, my God, like how cool, we can be the pool house. And nah. All right, well that's on the show tomorrow. We'll chat to you then.

Love you, bye.