Toni and Ryan - Crime In A Toyota Yaris

Episode Date: July 20, 2025

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Have you ever been driving on such a long road trip where you're so bored and you just like need to pass the time? Yeah, neither. Cool. All right. Hang on. Are you telling me- I'm not telling you- If you f***ing won't, you would, I don't think I've ever...

And you used to drive a Toyota Yaris, you haven't lived in. You're not a true rock star. And I haven't ever said that I am. You really haven't. Yeah. Hey I'm Katie from Perth, Western Australia. I'm Genevieve from Wisconsin in the United States. Hi, I'm Jake from Stuttport in the UK.

And I approve this podcast. Today we begin with a statement from Tony Lodge. I've got a new water bottle. And it feels like a really big thing seeing as you know, I had that other water bottle. Oh. And it feels like a really big thing seeing as, you know, I had that other water bottle for the whole podcast. Yeah. For the last four years, that Frank Green water bottle. Has traveled across the state lines, over the seas. It had to have its own passport.

It did. It's seen some shit. And now I've got this new one. And I'm not really sure about it yet. But the only thing is it does make this noise. My other one used to be silent. Yeah. And so now on the podcast,

I can't just like silently take a little sip because you'll be talking and I'll go, you know? Yeah, that would be annoying. Let me have a sip of my coffee. Now last week on the show. It keeps water so fucking cold though. It does. It does.

It's almost too cold. Almost like I'm like, whoa, take a fucking load off. Thanks to the good people. Thanks to, I mean, we paid. Thanks to my fucking credit card. We got a brew mate. A brew mate. And it's got Tony's name engraved in it.

Yeah, into the little rubber part because I'm not really big on personalization. I say as I look at something else that's personalized of mine, but we all ended up getting a water bottle and we all got the exact same one. So we had to do the personalization because we couldn't tell the difference. We couldn't be sucking on each other's knobs. Yeah. So big, big development for us. If you watched the Tarpathon, you will have known about

the journey of the water bottles. Well, we spent three hours of the tarpathon researching. Yeah, we did. And time well spent. And what a thrilling journey that was. Thanks to all of our champion tarpas who joined us for that. Now, last week, Tony told a really crook story about something she saw in a car. Truly disgusting. Trigger warning, this is fucked.

I look up in the rear view mirror to like check my fringe and behind me, there's like this young girl. She's like fucking with something on her face. And I was like, okay. I watched this slut squeeze a pimple. Oh, nah. Look at her on her... Get ready,

look at it on her hand. Don't, she didn't. No, no! And... No! And licked it into her face mouth. The traffic kind of starts to move so I like roll forward a bit we stop again I'm like that can't like that can't mean what she did. What

did you call me? And then she did it again. She did fucking not. Keely. Hi Keely. Nothing in my life has ever put me off food but that story definitely done the job. Alex Hanna. Hi Alex. I'm eight months pregnant and my favourite part of the morning is going through the drive through the golden arches of McDonald's. I get a hash brown, I get a vanilla chai, I park the car in the Maccas car park and I put on my favourite podcast, Tony and Ryan. And as I'm chomping into the golden goodness of a hash brown you unleashed that story and it fucked my whole morning.

Sorry. Now this one looks like it's been written in an Irish accent, which I feel like it's only fair that Tony read out. Yeah, I'll do it. This is from Kooky Kat who commented on YouTube and I assume she's Irish and this is what her comment said. Hi Kooky Kat. I literally just pulled the wee foil lid on my Greek yogurt when you started telling your story. Now with all the talk of eating that stuff, all I can see and smell is the other stuff. That's quite good. And I actually think you're right. This is written in an Irish accent.

Ah, Sketchy Ant said, like many others, I was eating during that first story, except I powered through and kept egging because I'm a champion tarpa. Yeah. And that's the kind of attitude. Tough enough. I don't think that anybody's thinking about the real victim here. Me. I saw it in real life.

I watched someone beep a beep and then beep it. That's fucked. Yeah. beep it. That's fucked. Yeah. Beep, beep. That is beep. But you did ask what has other people seen that's fucked in a car. Is any of these worse than what I like? I just I can't imagine there's anything really worse than what I saw.

OK, let me give you a rundown of the five. OK. Fucked, fucked, bit funny, funny, funny, grim. Is that the order we want them in? That's like the state of my day. That's like, yeah, from go to woe for Toby Lodge. Have I ordered them right? Yeah, he's grim at the end.

Yeah, and then we can just bottom out and head into the ad break. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Rachel Pomeroy. grim at the end. Yeah. And then we can just bottom out and head into the ad break. Yeah. Rachel Pomeroy. Oh, actually, sorry, pause. Can we do the grim one first? Or is that the best one? No, it's grim. But is it the best? Like, is it so fucked? No. You know what I mean? Like, have you left it at the end because it's just, yeah. Okay. You know what? I think it's-

Trust the order you wrote. Now the reason it's at the end is cause we'll just hear it and we'll just nod and just- And we'll move on. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Cause I don't know how to move on from it. Now I love it.

So I'll let the format of the show do the moving on for us. Love it. That's why we designed it such a way. You'll hear it when you get to it. And by the way, it's from Derek James, which you know it's fucked. Oh Derek. Rachel Pomeroy.

I worked at a drive-through coffee stand and we had a regular who was a very nice man but his car was full to the brim of cigarette butts. Oh. Every cup holder, the floor, the side door pockets, just full of cigarette butts and the smell. That would stink. when she he drove around to like pick up his coffee she'd be like and she's like he was actually

really nice but it was just like yeah because they yeah yep Ashley Abbott the guy on the Toyota Yaris next to me was violently wanking while I was parked next to him at the red light. Parked at the lights as in like driving a car? They both stopped at a red light. I was in an SUV so the angle meant I was looking down on him so I could see him beating his meat in his hatchback. He was getting really into it and I was praying the light went green before he released his cream you used to have a Toyota Yaris maybe it's a story from the past I wonder if this happened in Bunbury or in Brisbane you had your Yaris in Brisbane into Wumba yeah too fast to Wumba that is horrifying Why do you get home?

Well, okay, in... Or to work. Because you're a former Toyota Yaris driver. I did not know what you were going to say. You are a former Toyota... We're both drivers of a Toyota Yaris. And proud to be. And I will stand up for Yaris drivers. So what I will say, have you ever been driving on such a long road trip

where you're so bored and you just like need to pass the time? Yeah, neither. Cool. All right. This is one from Caitlin. Hey. Are you telling me? No, I'm just like, you're just bored.

Are you telling me? I'm not telling you shit. You've wanked while you were driving. No, no, I'm just saying like, you're just bored. Are you telling me? I'm not telling you shit. You've wanked while you were drunk. No, no, I'm just saying, I can understand why you get to that point. What I am thinking though. I've driven from Musselbrook to Mildura and between those two places is nothing.

But like, put on a podcast to keep yourself entertained. Have a ciggy, don't wank. Have a ciggy. Also, wank. Have a ciggy. Also, safety note. Like- How are you doing it? Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Not the Yaris. Yeah. Like, God forbid I touch my phone, you know? I better just wank instead. Yeah. What?

I would say waking is safer than looking at your phone while driving. I wouldn't because you know how like scientifically you can't keep your eyes open during a sneeze? Doctor in the house. Is there not something where like you at some point during the wank your eyes would end up closed? Depends how good you are at it. Wanking yourself off? Like if you sucked at it, you'd be like, ugh.

Well then you're not gonna come anyway, who cares? Okay, that's a great question though. Cause the sneezing it is, but I don't know about the other one. Well, I don't think I've... And you used to drive a Toyota Yaris. I wouldn't mind where I was driving. For science.

For science. Yes. Where our, the table is both. Don't you dare ask me what you're about to ask me. We'll both do it. But the table isn't about stomach height. So our reproductive organs are below the table. Our swimsuit areas are covered. So if we both like you know let's be adults and fucking science

about this let's not. Yeah like it's an experiment. For science. Yeah. Let's both rub one out under the table. Yep. Now? Should I start now? Yeah well how long do you usually take? Three to six days. No! Um... And for science, we'll maintain eye contact. Well that's what we normally do. And that's why we should stick to what works. And so, and then when it happens,

we'll just make a point of like trying to like... I don't think I could. How offensive. No, I don't think I could. How offensive. No I don't think I could keep my eyes open. I want to think about something else. Isn't the vision of this face is about getting it done? All right I guess we just agree with Ash and we move on. But um what I was gonna say though is that they're in traffic so it's not a long road trip where he's trying to get something you know. A long metropolitan road trip.

Yeah. He's on the ring road. Yeah. Don't say ring. Sorry. Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. I saw two people doing the hippity dippity in the back of a taxi at a McDonald's drive through at Mount Isa while waiting for their food. At least they weren't driving. So true. But hang on, was the taxi being driven?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope that the driver had air pods in or something. The poor taxi driver was in the front seat looking straight just dead ahead. Surely you would ask them to get out. Well, they're in the drive-through and they're like, you know how they're like, oh, can you go in the waiting bay? We don't have any fucking whatever's ready. And they go.

Once again, I don't think that people understand just waiting till you get up now I they're trying to kill I don't think you understand killing time it's not like we need to get off when should we do it it's more like what should we do now we're bored I don't know why don't you throw that in? Now, the most controversial part of the story I thought, which is very different to what everyone else thought, is that Tony, traditionally, you, hang on, what's the order of the McDicken and the McChicken? Wasn't it originally you get a McDicken

and then in your like- Go and get a McChicken. Yeah, in your post-nightclat you're like, oh, should we get a McEzzney? Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. So they're doing a McDicken while waiting for the McChicken. Maybe they're doing Dickin' Chicken Dickin'. A bit unorthodox, but I'll allow it.

The plot thickens. I don't think that... Don't say thickens. I don't think you can fuck in the back of a taxi. However, a few, you know, we've all been drunk in the back of a taxi. Have we, Tony? We have.

And you're on your way home and you're like, ooh, and you're, whatever. So, but no, I would not have sex in the back of someone else's car ever, or my own. But especially while someone was driving. You haven't lived, dude. You're not a true rock star. And I haven't ever said that I am.

You really haven't. Yeah. Louise Williams. Hi, Louise. Now this is, now, two separate stories, but this feels more right. On the drive from Hamilton to Auckland, we saw a girl giving a taxi driver a blowjob. Which is- Jesus Christ.

Like, yeah, don't leave the guy out, you know what I mean? Yeah, bring him in. Me and my sisters gave him a big cheer as we drove past on the highway. So the three girls in the car going, woo, get a girl. I thought that road head was a myth. Cause of the safety issue. Yeah, like I just, that is not something I would ever in my life consider doing.

Cause what's more important for you, rules or fun? Well, but it's not just your safety in the car. Like if you're drunk, like it's not just you, it's like the other people. So rules. Yeah. But if that were to happen, I would just be like pull over and then it's better anyway. You know what I mean? Well, in this story, they're on their way to the airport and if you got a flight to Kat, actually, this is one of the great- This is why I always leave lots of time to get to the airport.

What if I want to fuck my taxi driver? Yes. Blow my taxi driver. Thank you. The details are important to me. Yes, so. Okay. But I was just like, oh, breaking the rules in a car or getting to the airport, like which

of one of Tony's worst things, like- Shoot me. About five minutes... So they've driven past this happening and gone, and kept driving. About five minutes later, that car caught up to us. He tooted his horn and she gave us the thumbs up. Nice. Great. And finally, Derek James. Hi, Derek. I didn't see it in a car. I was it in a car. As in, it's a self-proclaimed, like, this is funny. Oh no. Yep. I was having

a rough morning and halfway to work, I simultaneously got a blood nose and sneezed. The inside of my car looked like a scene from The Shining. How horrific! Just like blood splattered across the inside of his car. And like we said, the sneeze, you shut your eyes. Yeah. So then he opened his eyes and he was like, oh. And was like, what's happened? Yeah.

Why is this taxi driver sucking my dick? Hey, I'm Katie from Perth, Western Australia. I'm Genevieve from Wisconsin in the United States. I'm Jake from Stockport in the UK. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Hey, you're a Canadian podcast listener, and that makes you important to us. We'd like to know more about you, what you think of this podcast, and the other podcasts you'd like to hear.

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Love to see it. Samantha Peterson. Good on you, Sammy. Erica Johnson. Love to see it. Erica Sophie. Oh, oh, um, Chloe Kuhn. Good on you, Chloe.

Uh, Georgie Payne. Jen, Ken P. Sorry, not Jen. Bravik Redic- Bravik Rachadi. Sorry, I was about to say Riddikio. Has anyone noticed Tony's way more flustered since we talked about Roadhead? Bravik. Has anyone felt that?

Tyler Payne, good on you Tyler, and Catherine McCann. Can you drop me off at the airport? I'm gonna need a ride to the airport. I've come up with a new way of phrasing something. Great. You ready? Mm-hmm. However, you're listening to us today, can you do us a one-click favor?

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I couldn't figure it out. Now, do you wanna do a Hot Take Tony update first or are we doing? Yeah, cause it's just a quickie. Yeah, okay. So a little bit of a craft update. We're currently working on the set for Hot Take Tony update first or are we doing? Yeah, because it's just a quickie. Yeah, OK. So a little bit of a craft update. We're currently working on the set for Hot Take Tony, where I give a hot take and Charles wears that hat.

That's part of it, apparently. Oh my god. The ears. It's like, so it's got like a button in the thing. Go again, Charles. If you're watching on YouTube. Oh, the light's fallen down. The light has decided no one's allowed to see it.

Yeah. Thank God for that. If people are in our Patreon, they would have seen a Tony and Charles go to Spotlight to get crafting supplies. Yes. And one of my favorite comments was the audacity for Charles to call himself a helper. I've never seen someone less helpful in my life. The audacity for Charles to call himself a helper.

I've never someone been seen someone less helpful. That's the most accurate thing I've ever claimed to help though. I never did. So that's the redeeming factor. Oh, great. I never said I would. Yeah. You can't call me out on not helping

because I never said that I'd help. Your presence wasn't like zero is minus a lot because it was a big distraction just like that fucking ears on that stupid fucking hat. It's not great. When Sophie saw the hat she said, did you guys go to the Royal Show? That's how shit it looks. Like it looks like something that you, you know, won at a like show game.

Like he filled the clown's mouth up with water. Yeah, with the- Yeah, yeah. He'd's mouth up with water. Yeah, with the, yeah. He have a shithat kid. Yeah, totally. So what, where are we up to with the crafting and the background for Hot Take Tony? Cause Tony's a shock jock, but we need the set to be right. We need the set to be right.

So we've- Shock jock. Yeah. Oh yeah, so if you weren't here last week, you don't, Tony, you Tony's wild. No, I was here for the, in the beginning. Yeah. Yeah. So the crafting's on its way. I'm not going to use the phrase I've bitten off

more than I can chew. Good. Because I would never admit defeat. Yeah. However, it is taking quite a while. Yeah, that's okay. This is the state currently of my dining table. Oh.

Covered in, like I've had to. That's an interesting choice of green. Charles picked it. Oh, to match his hat. That is literally exactly what I'm saying. It's green, it's green green. He goes, oh, it goes for my hat. It was a whole thing.

Sorry. So that's the state of that. And I didn't really think about this because Torbz is so used to kind of coming home and seeing like a project on the go because I'll either have like yarn out some knitting or you know, if he goes into my office to put like, for some reason he's decided that like the bills will go on my desk in my office. That's interesting. Yeah. I guess so that someone can pay them. But I don't do that.

So when we get mail, he goes, I'll put that on Tony's desk. But whenever he goes in- Oh, I hate that. Same. It's so assumptive. Cause my desk- So at my house, the desk is like near the front door, just the layout of the house. And so my desk just becomes the like catch all of fucking all sorts of stuff.

Yeah. But no, mine is that the bills get opened in the like kitchen near the front door. And then, yeah. And then Torbz goes, oh, I'll just pop that in Tony's office. Well, Torbz knows which one of the two of you has the money. Yeah. So he's kind of used to seeing all sorts of things. This is a bit of a new one. So I'm currently working on the paper mache element of costume and so this is like the first layer last week and Torb's walked into our laundry and on a

coat hanger is like clipped up so that it could dry in like a safe spot because I put it out in the backyard. Yeah, if I walked in and saw that, I would have no idea what the fuck was going on. I'd be like, are you making meth or something? Yeah, so I put it out in the backyard and I put it down and I was like, that's gonna be fine.

One big gust of wind and then it bounced all over the thing and I had to clean up all the glue and I had to read it. So it's been a bit, yeah. You know, and this is just what we learned along the way. It did go on the chairs. Yeah. I need to come around tomorrow and grab those actually. Yeah.

It did go on the chairs. I've cleaned it off. Thank you. Lucky we got extra balloons. No, so the balloon was actually fine. Just the stafl slipped off and, and it just was like so funny that like boinged down. Yeah. But anyway so yeah it's on the way. Great. But I probably

wouldn't expect it to be ready. Next week? What's next week? Carry the one. It's soon. This year. Okay, so we can edit this out if we need to. We've got our fourth birthday celebrations coming up in a few weeks. Obviously that's a big moment in our year. Huge. Are we committing to having this up and running before then? Because what I'm saying is, do we want to get it started and then we're off for birthday and then, you know, like it might be a momentum killer.

Yeah. Yup. I have actually thought about this because I was like, will the outfit be appropriate for travel? And the answer is no. Yeah, I could have, I don't know what it is and I probably could have guessed that's probably a no. It's not.

I think the travel from your house to the studio might be tough enough. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah. Should I get a van? Sophie fucking loves a van. Yeah, no, who's a van?

So just stay tuned. I'll just keep working on that. Probably have to pop in a time sheet for a bit of overtime on the weekend. OK. Yeah. Now, last week on the show, watch this space. Yeah, watch this space. Last week on the show. We had to make a decision. It's become a bit of an issue that our default of saying agree yes is so true because Tony,

who is the first so truer, was you now think it's condescending. Because of the delivery sometimes of the so true. Like, just shut the fuck up. And I don't know if this is from so forth, but I was a hundred percent. I'm such a hundred percenter. Are you a hundred percenter? Yeah, so, but that's been phased out for some reason.

So true phased in, Tony doesn't like it. So, we've said, let's as a team decide on what our new like, yes. Agree. Yeah. So what we've done, I don't think you guys know about this. Tony's just written five sentences that are a true statement.

And I don't know what they are. And I've written five trial new things we can say. And we have to read them in order and just see what fits. So to confirm, whatever I say, Ryan's going to agree with. Oh, I didn't even think. Don't stitch me up though. Oh, got it. Fuck, I didn't even think of that. I did.

Damn, I didn't even think. Yeah, okay. Okay, but mine, again, the reason we're here, the reason we're here is to try out some of these new things. Some new options. And Ryan's come up with these himself, so it's very exciting. Oh, weather's nice today. A freight train of facts. I like that, that's good. Canned food lasts so much longer than fresh food.

Corbelief. I like Corbelief. Garfield loves lasagna and hates Mondays. Liked and subscribed. Sometimes my wee smells like beef noodles. Unlocking a new level of agree. I am the best looking girl on earth. That's gospel honey, gospel.

And the final one. That's five. That's five. You said you had six. Yeah, but then I deleted one because we said we're doing five. Oh no, this is the best one. Oh no. Um, hang on, hang on, hang on.

If you're playing volleyball, you have to strap your wrists. My new personality. Okay, so what do we got? to strap your wrist. My new personality. OK, so what do we got? Freight, China, fact. Core belief. Core belief, which feels a bit like Bible. It does, doesn't it? Yeah. Which is Bible so much catching is just one word.

Well, it can just be. Yeah. Well, I've got that's gospel, honey. Gospel. But it can just be gospel. And that felt like Bible. Oh, yes. Yep unlocking a new level of agree I Quite like unlocking a new level of agree liked and subscribed. I I like that but is that gonna get a bit confused with things we actually talk about No, that because it's just it's yes ending. Sorry. Yep

And so true a freight train of fact right right fact No, that's just, it's yes ending. Sorry. Yep. So true. A freight train of fact. A freight train of fact. F.T. off. Freight train of fact. What could you shorten any of those to be? Gospel? Subscribed.

We should do this, subscribed. That sounds a bit like a corporate guy trying to like fit in with kids. Subscribe, bitch. I'm 38 trying to make a go of it on YouTube. That's literally what I'm doing. I know, but you know. I am a corporate guy trying to fit in with kids. So gospel, freight trying to fact. subscribe, like and subscribe, core belief. And what was the last one?

That's gospel, honey, gospel. Nah, we did gospel. What was the last one? My new personality. That's my new personality. Another one was that's going straight to the group chat. Oh, nah. You know that young people say-

GC. Yeah, or just chat. They go to the Gold Coast. Yeah, play volleyball. Don't do this, Gold Coast. Maybe that's it. Is that it? Gold Coast.

So I'm thinking I'm gonna make this outfit for Hot Take Tony. Gold Coast. You do one for me and I'll see if it rolls off the tongue. That new shirt I bought that was controversial, I think I'm going to wear it tomorrow. Oh, Gold Coast. I like that. I like that.

GC. Yeah. Because that's also GC like good beep. Oh yeah. No, that would be confusing for us. Cause we like to say GCE that guy's got good energy. Yeah. Oh, GCE. Yeah.

Let us know in the comments. I think we've got, I think we're getting, I think we're like, top it. Like we make ourselves a thing like, oh yeah. I reckon that the weather's nice today. Oh, tarp it. Hell yes with sprinkles. Didn't make the cut I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you had a lot. Any others? Printing that out and handing it to strangers. Oh, what about just print it or put it on a t-shirt?

I quite like both of those. Because you know the like sign still delivered. SSD. Oh, delivered. Weather's nice today. Gospel. I like gospel, but it sounds too, does it sound too much like Bible? It does.

Like the Kardashians. Yeah. I don't even think they say that anymore. I think we should try out GC. Didn't we do ads for the Gold Coast a few weeks ago? Yeah, the sneaky mid-weekie. The sneaky mid-weekie. GC. GC.

I'm not obsessed. What about, like, um. Print it and give it to strangers. I quite like put that on a t-shirt. Subscribed. Oh, liked and subscribed. Fratron fact. That's a bit worthy in hindsight, isn't it? Yeah, but um...

What about the core belief could just be a belief. Ooh. But is that too like churchy as well? Like that's giving like gospel vibes. Considering the first half of this episode, I want to steer clear of any religious affiliations. What about... Oh framed. Like for murder? No like framed, like yet we put it up.

Oh like print it and give it to strangers. Yeah yeah but like framed. Weather's nice today. Oh framed. Framed yeah, but like framed. Framed. Weather's nice today. Oh, framed. Framed it. Framed it. Framed it. Framed.

Gold Coast. Laminated. Gospel. Stamped. No? Okay. I like, I think that we're in good areas though. I agree. And in the meantime, should we just try and use a couple of these? See what feels right.

Yeah. See what feels right. I think so. I think that over the next week, we should just try all of those. Agree. And just see, yeah, freight train fact. Freight train fact. Yeah, gospel. Now I've got to love to see it here.

Now. Perfume. fact. Freight trainer fact. Yeah gospel. Now I've got a love to see it here. Oh. Now. Framed. This is actually Gold Coast. Now it was a few weeks ago but it's taken a while for the algorithm to find me. Sorry. So Gold Coast. Jordan and his boyfriend Roy.

Hi Jordan. And Roy. Sorry. Sorry Roy. It's alright. Hi Jordan. And Roy, sorry. Sorry Roy. Sorry Roy. They're. Girl coast. They're hiking up a mountain in Guatemala. Oh, that's not the girl coast.

No. No. Now Jordan, there's the two boys and there's two females there. And Jordan says to the girls, hey like, when we get to the top, I'm gonna propose. Oh. So like, when we get.

Framed. So Gold Coast, so. So. So. And the girl's like, gospel honey, gospel. Gospel. And so he's like. And they said hell yes with extra sprinkles.

Yeah, and so. And so. And so. Was that one of them? Yeah. Yeah. And so he goes, so when we get to that lookout, can you just like get your phone out subtly and like start filming?

Because like, I'm going to like get down on my name and propose. Print it. Give it to strangers. So this is what Jordan said to the girls. And then so they get halfway up and there's like a bit of a stop off point. And Roy goes, girls, can you keep a secret? When we get to the top of the lookout, I'm going to propose. So gospel. Yeah.

Freight train of facts. And then he's like, can you film when we get there? Because I'm going to get down on Monday and propose. And the girls are like, should we do something about this? Like, oh, yeah, sure. Right. Yep. a problem at all. Oh my god. Um, so they get to the top of the mountain.

It's beautiful. Um, have a look at the video that I've just texted you, Tony, and we'll pop it on the screen as well. Um, but they're both getting ready for the moment. Yes No What the fuck are you fucking kidding me? What are you fucking kidding me? Are you serious? You two know, knew that this is happening? Oh my god! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, you didn't? I thought it was gonna be really obvious. At the top! But, when did we get there? So it was gonna do here. What? I mean, yes, they do. Are you joking?

Are you j- What the fuck? Um, yes. Yes. So there's the photo of the two lads, both with the rings they got for each other. Are you sure? What the fuck? Yes! So there's the photo of the two lads both with the rings they got for each other. That is so beautiful. So that was a few weeks ago but congratulations to Jordan and Roy. Liked and subscribed.

Fright trying to fact that one. That proposal was so good. Guatemala coast. Yeah. I've got to love to say here from Kylie curl, who we met at the cricket. Yep. Kylie killed the cricket.

Kylie killed the cricket dream chat and possible coincidence chat. But I think this is real gospel freight train extra sprinkles Friday night night I dreamt that I hung out with Ryan. Print it. When I woke up my husband goes, oh I've had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that I was hanging out with Tony. Kylie says no wonder Tony wasn't in my dream. She was too busy hanging out with my husband. So when I hung out with Kylie she was like so where's Tony?

She's like well Tony, Tony busy you're like oh gospel she's... Well she is busy actually she's railing some chicks husband. Yeah some married guy but then her husband wakes up and he's like oh my god but like Ryan wasn't there. No she was hanging out with Tony. And what did you guys discuss? Nothing. It was perfect. Yeah, it was just great. But I thought that was so funny.

And I just thought freight train fax. FT off. So true. My inner child therapist and barista all agree. Is that one of them? Oh sorry. Bit long. That one's long. We need something quicker.

My ancestors just fist bumped. No. Is there any that are just one word? Gold Coast. Okay. Love you so much. We'll be back tomorrow. Actually, big news tomorrow. Two, actually tomorrow's a fucking huge day.

Gospel. I've got a confession now. They're normally anonymous, annoyingly anonymous, but someone's actually DM'd me a confession. Put it in the oven and bake it at 100. Yeah, and... LAUGHS That's one of mine.

Yeah. Um, and they've finished with like, do any of the typers have advice? I can give you an update. Oh. And they're actually genuinely in a bit of a pickle there, so they might need your help. But...

Burn that pickle until Sunday. Can't wait to hear it. Oh, put that cucumber in vinegar and call it a pickle. Put that pickle in a burger and eat it for dinner. Huge, huge moment in the history of the Tony and Ryan podcast. Tonight, Tony Lodge will be attending her first Country Women's Association meeting.

Thanks. So tomorrow on the show- A train of actual facts. Tomorrow on the show- A debrief. A debrief. A C-W-A-D. Are you in the Gold Coast chapter of the CWA?

Chapter! The gang of women, the bad old bitches. What do they call the different ones? CWA? Chapter! The gang of women, the bad old bitches. What do they call the different ones? I don't know. They would be chapters. But that's for gangs. I think that, and it is, yeah. It's not just for, it's also for books.

Gospel. Gospel. Yeah. All right, I'm fucking done with today. What about chapter? Oh, weather is so nice today. Chapter. I think like that could be a chapter in my life story.

Yeah. And then to make it a bit funny, you could be like, oh, chappy dappy do. I was so into chapter. I'm sure you said that. I think chapter might be the one chapter I'd love you to subscribe to see them over. Wish me luck with the Hey, you're a Canadian podcast listener, and that makes you important to us. We'd like to know more about you, what you think of this podcast, and the other podcasts

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