Toni and Ryan - Damaged But Doable

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

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And we're going to kiss for the first time today. Is this kidding me, we already kissed today? Let's call Kiki in Sydney and hopefully she can help me. Kiki, do you? No. Hello? Kiki! It's Tony and Ryan, how are you? Oh my god, Tony and Ryan!

Hi! Hello, how are you? I'm good! Tony started singing and then she said, do you reckon she's already heard that like every day of her life and should we not do it? We're not going to do it. I think I know the one.

Yeah, you definitely do and we won't do it. We wouldn't do you like that but also we must say that we love your art and I know that we've shared it on the pod before, but thank you so much for drawing stuff for us because there's nothing we love more than seeing people on a stand-up paddleboard. Yeah. It makes my day.

It makes my day. That was actually another top who requested that after I drew a different piece for you guys. So someone else is requesting people on a stand-up paddleboard. Yeah. No, I, I drew you guys. So someone else is requesting Pippa on a stand-up paddleboard. Yeah, no, I drew you guys as like furries and in the comments somebody was like you need to draw Pippa on a stand-up paddleboard and BJ on a playing volleyball. I was like okay. Yep, absolutely perfect. I do believe

that BJ has his wrist strapped in that art as well, which is very good comedy from you Kiki. I wasn't going to bring that up. But Kiki, will you approve today's episode? Absolutely. Woohoo! Hi, it's Kiki from Sydney and I approved this podcast. I think I've got a fart brewing. So you know when you can just feel like a fart like rolling in your butt? Welcome to the show everyone. No one make Tony laugh.

I know it's easy for me not to. Oh, got it. Uh oh. Oh no. Are we leaving that in the file? Yeah. Okay. I mean, maybe just that last two sentences, but sure. Now that Tony is composed. I said yesterday, Tony's hit the mainstream. Yeah. This little old podcast has hit mainstream media. I think, I think someone has got inspiration from us or maybe tone, like Tony's moonlighting for them.

I don't know if the chicken or the egg came first. May I say that you are my priority and you always make me come first. So I would like to say that I would never do anything intentionally to hurt you. Pedestrian TV. You know what? I do love pedestrians headlines hurt you. Pedestrian TV. You know what? I do love pedestrians' headlines. They're always very punny. Let me read this headline from pedestrian TV.

Love. Having sex before a dinner date is the secret to a great route and an even better date. And I have always said that. Written by Laura at Pedestrian. Sorry, Laura Lodge. I would pick a better name than that. That definitely sounds fake.

Whether you're too full from the pasta, a bit too tipsy from the cocktails or a bit sleepy from the wine. I don't believe it's possible to truly live up to your bedroom potential after a big old meal." Says Laura. I like the sound of Laura. Laura's great. Yeah. Laura sounds like she's really good looking. I'm useless on a full stomach. I feel sluggish, slow and honestly, a bit self-conscious about being bloated in the bedroom. There is a significantly lower chance that I'll pull out my elite moves with a flourish if I'm full and if I'm tired. Elite moves? Okay, instantly now I've blown my

cover. That's not me. I don't have any moves. I thought Tony was writing under Laura's name until I heard the word elite moves. And I was like, uh, he's laying on your back staring at the roof, considered elite in this town. Is mega starfish a move? What? Ready for my move? I'm wild. Tony, can you confirm that you did not write this article and that Laura is in

fact her own person? I'm actually not at liberty to say Laura and I have an agreement. Okay. For those playing along home, there was a wink. I did click on Laura's profile. She looks like a legitimate person and is actually a great, it was a very well written, hilarious article. So kudos to Laura, but this gets posted online and obviously I go, I smell a Tony Lodge around this story.

Cause I think I did say maybe word for word that if you could fuck after a date, you haven't eaten enough. I think maybe it was like the words that I, some choice, beautiful words that I used. Yeah. As a best-selling author, it's important to me. So I went to the comment section to see if there was support for Tony and support for Laura. Shayla. Hi Shayla.

I love having sex before going out for dinner with my boyfriend. I just hope my boyfriend. Tony! Not your boyfriend. Shayla, my own at home. My boyfriend talks. Is Shayla having sex with your boyfriend? It's all adding up.

I'm Laura and she's Shayla. Maybe I'm Shayla as well. I commented on my own article. Wow. How beautiful. What a great insight. What a great author. Yeah.

Sounds like she's really good looking. Dane says, I love eating out and then eating out. That also sounds like something I could have written. That is a really hot thing to say, though. Now, I've actually never questioned this logistics part of your love for getting railed before being taken out on the town. Thank you. Nicole.

Yep. Sex before going out for dinner? You can fuck me, but don't fuck up my hair. Sure. Yep. So if you've already gotten ready, totally get that. But also if you're like, Oh, like we're getting ready. Maybe it's like a little bit sexy. Yeah.

Maybe then we do sexy stuff. Yeah. Then have a shower and get ready. And then we kind of go out. Oh, okay. It's probably more the order I would think, because that would be, I would be like, Oh, are we running late for our reservation? I can't let you know.

Because you do hate being late for a reservation and you're planned and organizing, you know what time we have to leave. So we've got this much time to find a park. Yep. Does this not throw a spanner in the works or you like, how do we? This has worked in. Oh, cause I go, you know, before we go. So do you.

We come and then we go. That's good. Don't let Laura steal that line. That's fucking sexy. So you go, okay. Dinner's. They're sexy, isn't it? Where have you?

I've gone across the ditch. It's sexy, isn't it? So if you've got dinner booked at seven, you go in and leave at six 20. Yep. Which means I need to finish being railed at five 30. So I've got a buffer to do my hair and put another face on. Yep. So that means we need to start at whatever time.

So you kind of, and then what? Oh, hey. No, I don't do alarms. Do you put it in the diary? Like in the calendar? No, but I probably just have a mental schedule. Yeah, if we get started about here, we finished about there and we'll be all right. Okay. Okay.

Like, so it's definitely, yeah, have you seen that? Maybe I was doing the rounds at the moment. I think I've brought this up to you. That's like when people aren't adhering to the mental schedule that I haven't told them about. Yeah. And that's kind of- How dare you? And that's kind of the thing that I go, well, I really want to lay you a file. And I go,

well, I didn't tell you that. So that's not your fault. So it's a bit more like that. Like I'm like, oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. I've thought this through. Yeah. Okay. That's smart. Yeah. Now the most liked comment is by Victoria Fogarty on Pedestrian TV. Yeah. Hi Vicky.

It's made it to the top. You know how the liked comments find their way to the top of the thing. Yep. Just to remind the article, having sex before dinner date is the secret to a great route and an even better date. Sorry. Also fucking hands up for the term route. Yeah. I would, I fucking had,

I don't think I've ever said that in situ, but God, it's funny. Victoria, Victoria Fogarty writes, and Tony Lodge has always said that. has always said that. No! Victoria! Also me. Hey, it's Kiki from Sydney, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. With the Fizz loyalty program, you get rewarded just for having a mobile plan. You know, for texting and stuff.

And if you're not getting rewards like extra data and dollars off with your mobile plan, you're not with Fizz. Switch today. Conditions apply, details at fizz.ca. ["Fizzle Fizzle Fizzle Fizzle Fizzle Fizzle Fizzle Fizzle"] I'm as a shout out to a few of our champion. Do you know what you hate that? And you do it to me all the fucking time.

You are such a wind up merchant. I'm massive shout out to you. What did I even do? What did you do every time you got a hot wheel? Wait, when you're ready to go, if I start doing something. But if I do it to you you go, you fucking explode internally. I know you ate it. We both do it to each other.

It's like how we had to cancel saying, um, half day when one of us was sleeping work because it made us both really mad and you'd feel like you had to be like, Oh, I'm going to just go get some lunch and then work from home. And you just felt like you had to be like, I'm going to just go get some lunch and then work from home. And you just felt like you had to always explain it doesn't work. When the office was in Richmond, like there was heaps of people around. So it was hard.

We'd work from home. It was hard to get lots of stuff done. And then every time we'd go work from home, like, oh, taking off, bud. Yeah, oh, last day. Guess I'll hold it down. Yeah, I'll hold the fort down the fort. And we both did it to each other,

but it made us both so angry. You know I'm working from home. Yeah. I got pregnant wife, I'm going to see if she's all right, get her lunch and then I'll fucking edit later. And I'd be like, oh, okay, I guess I'll just fucking do the, run this business. And then like the next day I'd get up to leave

and Ryan would be like, oh, guess I'll fucking run this business. And so we actually sat down together and we said, I'm not going to do that to each other anymore. We don't do that anymore. Now, whenever we do that to each other, I'm raising emotion or whatever the fucking thing is to cancel that also. It's on the, it's on the outs for 2025.

Is us saying we'll wait? I love it. We'll wait. I love a we'll wait though. But you know it fucking fizzes up my ass so bad. I don't know what it, it's like a real bravo thing. Yeah. And so whenever you do it, I'm like instantly like. Nah, so I tell you my favorite will wait. Yeah.

Um, there was a delay on a flight and you know, everyone's like, but everyone's lined up at the gate. Yeah. And as you know, I hate like, but everyone's lined up at the gate. Yeah. And as you know, I hate waiting in line. So I'll just like, Because it makes you like claustrophobic, not because you're an asshole. So I'll just like loiter at the back or whatever.

Yeah. And then Bridget's, but we've got Mabel and we've got the carry ons and so it's like a bit going on. And Bridget's like, oh, I think there must be the doors jammed or something. Yeah. And then I go like, oh, and like jokingly to Breach, I will, shall I give him the will way?

And she goes, shh. Don't you fucking. She hated it. She does. Oh, she also doesn't like to be a fuss. She's very. Don't make any noise. Like just shut the fuck up.

We're waiting here patiently. And I'll say something. She goes, don't you fucking. Don't you fucking. The, I think most triggering for me. Well, wait, man, no, you take your time. The most triggering will write, wait that Ryan has ever done to me is that

every Saturday when we would record, you would rock up to pick me up, which is so nice. And often it would be like, I'll get you at 10 and you would get there at 10 past 10 or whatever. But I'd be waiting from five to 10. Like I would always be out there early. For example- This is one of the great moments of my life.

And Ryan rocks up one Saturday, the first in history. Like one out of 50. One out of 50 early. And I'm not out there yet. And he texts me at five to fucking 10, this **** and goes, oh, guess I'll just wait for you. And I went through the roof. I was so angry.

I wait for you every fucking Saturday. Every Saturday and I never say a fucking thing. And it was pre lots of therapy. I like wasn't doing super well at the time. And I was just like, so I was fucking seething. I was so fucking mad. And I knew it. And then I like run out more flustered

and I'm doing like in such a flat. There was no one else in my car, but if there was, I would have looked at them and gone, she's gonna hate this. We're in trouble. Anyway, all right. Will it? Fuck.

Another shout out to- Oh no, you go with those if you want. Oh, I'm gonna fucking gut you like a fish. That was my final one. Sorry. That was my final, I just did that final. That final one. Are we done with those? Can we, okay, what about this?

Truth, truth against each other, but we can still do it to other people. Well. Like at the plane, et cetera. Sophie? Well, just like other people like in this room. I do like doing it to Charles. See, it's good, isn't it?

Charles, how do you feel? He's so good at his job. That's why it's funny because a bit like he'll be resetting a light. And I go, well, wait, you might not even hear me do it. It's only, is it strangely what Sofie saying a compliment because you'd only say it, cause I only said it to you because I knew for 49 times in a row you'd been on time.

And so even when you do it here and you go, oh, we'll wait. It's cause I'm like taking a sip of water or like finishing off some prep or something. It's not cause you're absolutely running late. Yeah, but the second you do it, I go, oh, I'm on time. I, let's sleep on this and let's bring, let's like, I don't want to commit to not doing anything. You have fizzed me right now into oblivion.

Charles, where are you standing? Oh, see, I don't mind. I think it's, I think it's quite funny. I don't really take the aggression. Yeah. He doesn't take it on. I don't take it on. So you think that maybe I just need to not take it on.

Maybe I could try that. No, but I hate it when you do it to me. Yes, you admit it. So this has been this whole big game from then I do it to you and you explode inside. Let's like, I just don't want to willy nilly ban something and then wake up tomorrow and go, fuck, that was fun. Yeah. You know, I'm not saying no, but I'm also not committing. Okay. All right.

We'll vibe it out. How much longer we got on this episode? When should we decide? That is funny. See? See? Yeah. Oh, but when I'm the winner, I don't mind. And that's the problem. Yeah. But I don't like it when I'm not the winner. And when you win. And that's what friendships are about when we win. Okay. I'm as a shout out to you. If you're about champion, yes. Mark Jacobs, Jeffery's fuck save some J's for the rest of us. Mark, uh, Anna McDonald, Anna hungry Jacks.

Get your coupons in your size. Episode, uh, Bon Lulu. Good on your bond. Uh, Bianca Reynolds, Jared Walker, Zach page, Stephanie Hay, Stephanie. Hi. And Toria Collins. I fucking love to see it. Thanks for being here.

We actually cannot make this podcast without you. So thank you very much. Thanks VC. And obviously I would never judge anyone by their name, but doesn't Bon Lulu sound like the hottest fucking person you've ever met. Yeah. Good on you, Bon. Good on you Bon Lulu.

BLL, do you reckon? Ooh, yep. Yep. Good on you, Bon. Good on you Bon Lulu. BLL, do you reckon? Oh, yep. Yeah. Yep. I also just like Lulu. Like my sister's a Libby and she gets a Lou or a Lulu. Like my mom always used to call her that. Yeah.

So like a Lulu, I'm like, oh, that's good. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah. I'll just, you have a sip though. You let me know when you're ready to go. Yeah. I actually have. Can I just say I have a,

now you go, now you go, you're all right, we'll wait whenever you're ready. I've got this bad habit, which ironically is not that I've got many, but I've got this other bad habit and I want to know if tapas have also got this habit and whether they think it's good or it's bad. Okay. Cause there's pros and cons. And I just don't know where I stand because I've had an incident last night. And I've kind of gone, I don't know if this habit is serving me well.

Um, I'm just going to have to just tell you very quickly and be very honest with you. I was about to start guessing what it might be, but then I realized that's shit. All of this annoying shit that you do. And then you go, well, no, it's actually not any of those. It's not annoying. It doesn't really impact anyone else. Do you know what I would love it if you did? Yeah.

If when you put things in the sink, you just put a little bit of water in there with it because it gets dry and sticks to the dry. Yeah. Then it's hard to. Yeah. No, that I'll, yeah. Yeah. And, um, yeah, no, I'll take that on.

I think that's good. That's not incorrect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I get that. Uh, and when I say habit, I'm not talking about household stuff. Oh, guys, I've missed them up.

Yep. Throw the list. Are you talking about when? Yeah, actually don't guess. No, I'm just going to stop. And that's what I mean. I'm going to not guess. I don't know if you've ever seen me do this.

It's, it's, it's so weird and dumb, but if I like drop something like my phone or whatever, my natural instinct is to whack my foot out. It's almost as if to soften the blow. Yes. Like the phone is not gonna smash on the ground cause it'll just hit my foot and then kind of like. No, I actually, I think I do this too. Yeah. So people, this is a thing, right?

I think so. And it's almost like you don't have time to decide, oh, I've dropped my phone. I might just put my, it just like. Just instantly. It's like if you drop something you like would go to try and catch it. Yeah.

Yeah. And so when I say habit, I don't mean like. It's a reflex. Yeah. But like a rear. And I guess the point of habits is it becomes like a default. It's not like, oh, I decided to do it. And a few times I've dropped my phone and got my foot out

and it's just like hit my foot and then flopped on the ground and it hasn't smashed and I've gone, huh. That works. Like I could have smashed my phone just there. Totally. Is this, is this a net positive or a net negative? We'll wait.

Okay, we'll go forward. Oh, that was a good time though, that was a good one. The comedic timing on that was fucking stunning. Is it a net positive or a net negative? I'm going to say depending on the flooring we're working with. But again, you don't go, oh, it's carpet. I'll decide not to. You're kind of, you're either a foot thrower or you're not. I am a foot thrower. And I would say that half the time it was the right choice.

And half the time I go, that hurt. And it wasn't worth it. So last night I've got the laptop on the, yeah. Oh, that's a heavy son of a bitch. And cause my, and I get teased about the size. I've never said son of a bitch before in my life. I don't think. Um, are we doing a podcast in 2025 or are we in the writer's

room of a bro-y comedy in 1984? You son of a bitch. Or in Predator. Anyway. So I'm on the couch, I've got my laptop. And as I get up, the laptop falls off the couch onto the ground. So I whack my foot out to kind of like, so the laptop doesn't smash and hit the ground.

On a rug, by the way, a very beautiful thick rug, which probably would have cushioned a little bit of the laptop. And the- I can't believe your butler didn't catch it. I can't believe your butler didn't catch it. I often get- He was in his wing. So he wasn't there.

I often get teased about the size of my laptop. It is enormous. It's enormous because it's like, it's powerful. I do a lot of editing of videos on this laptop. No, like it's a big one. It's got the fucking big processor. Oh, it's a powerful laptop. Oh, do you remember what you- Laptop. No, like it's a big one. It's got the fucking big processor. It's a bad one.

Do you know what? I'm sorry. Do you remember what you said to me in the office yesterday? What? Are you a friend today or a foe today? I said are you friend or foe? I'm being a foe can bitch. Sorry. That's funny. That's funny. No, it is powerful. It's a powerful computer you've got. You can also get the smaller one with the exact same powerful chip.

Just, no, you like the big screen. Do you remember what I wrote on the whiteboard yesterday? Charles, do you want me to go get it? What did you write? Do you remember? Should I get it? Stay here. What did you write?

Charles, you might want to leave for the day. Yeah, we were wet. Just waiting for Ron to bring the whiteboard around. How nice is that whiteboard, by the way? I put that together. Oh, shit. OK, Ryan's hit a dead plant. Oh, don't make me tap the sign.

It says shut up, Charles. I promise we have a positive working environment and everybody's here because they want to. What happened is a bunch of millennials It says shut up Charles. I promise we have a positive working environment and everybody's here because they- What happened is a bunch of millennials were sharing ideas and a Gen Z went, oh, that was popular two years ago. We did that two years ago.

If I saw that, I'd think it was a really stale reenactment. Oh, okay. Okay, thanks Charles. Do you know how I said we should hire a Gen Z that hates everything? We accidentally did. I didn't think it was going to be Charles. Yeah.

And do you know that Charles said to me the other day by calling something Gen Z, you're being such a, you sound. It's a real millennial thing to call things Gen Z. The same way that if we said, okay, boomer to like a boomer, that's like a really millennial thing because you go, bleh. So we're kind of fucked. We're now the boomers. But without all the housing,

I don't know. Without the benefit of owning 19 properties. Yeah, without the mining boom. Yeah. Okay. So you got your powerful laptop. It's very big and powerful. The literal corner of the laptop.

Get you right in the phalange. And not only did it land on my foot, I like tried, I like kicked it to hold it and I fucking killed. It does hurt. It fucking hurt. So Bridget's sitting on the- They're heavy. It's a-

It's a powerful computer. Oh, big, powerful, big boy, big, powerful computer. It's heavy. Yeah. And the sharp little corners get you right on the tootsie. Yeah. And so not only did I put my foot out to cat, I like kicked it as it was falling down. To try and like hold the bounce. And as an old volleyballer, that's your reflex, isn't it? I'm just so fast. You know, you're quick. So Bridget's seen me on my laptop watching cricket.

Yeah. And then she's like on her phone, you know, we've just put Mabel down. So it's a bit of like, we're just like. Yeah, totally. And then she's seen me not very eloquently get off the couch. Like I've flopped over. Google eloquently. Please, Sophie, put that on the list.

What word did I want to say? Probably elegantly. Yeah. Pop those both on, put that on the list. What word did I want to say? Probably elegantly. Yeah. Pop those both on. That's exactly the word. So not so elegantly. I've rolled like flopped off the couch.

That flop is sent in the laptop. So then the flop is turned into a flop and a kick. And then I've gone, and I've kicked the laptop and that's like going across the rug. And then I've rolled onto the ground and go, oh, me fucking foot. No, the reflex habit is a fucking net positive. I don't know. And she's just sitting there going, yeah. And she just is like, what the fuck if I just win?

Cause it like happens in slow motion for you, but she's like, all of a sudden you're on the ground. Yeah. You are sitting there on the couch and now you've rolled over, kicked a laptop and you're rolling on the floor grabbing at your foot. Like fucking idiot. Talking about net positives. Yeah. She's like what?

And you go, no, it's just a really powerful computer. It's the CPU's graphic card. Bridget sees you on the ground. It's the 16 inch. It's only available in Australia. Bridget sees you on the ground. It's the 16 inch that's only available in Australia. Bridget sees you on the ground, she goes, we'll wait. The joke stays. The joke stays.

I'll just fucking cough them. It's worth it. We've changed the power of the we'll wait. It's worth it. I've got to love to see it here. Okay, I'm going to send you. Hang on. Maybe, is yours quite funny? Is yours a funny you love to see it? Cause Okay, I'm gonna send you- Hang on, maybe, is yours quite funny?

Is yours a funny, you love to see it? Cause mine's like a little bit not funny. So I'm like, should I go live brainstorm? Yeah, okay, you go. Okay, so I've told you a little bit about this and it's really special, so I want to share it. Very recently, my sister found her old video camera Yes.

from like literally 1999. She got it for Christmas and it was such a big deal when she got it for Christmas. And I remember it like so perfectly. But she found that and a bunch of tapes of stuff that she'd filmed from when we were kids. And so Torbz and my brother-in-law, my sister's husband, spent the weekend refurbishing an old VCR so we could try and get them working. Fuck. And so they had a VCR, they bought another one off Marketplace and they took all the parts from each of them and got one

working. It was actually kind of like a crazy trip down memory lane being like, hang on, how does a VCR work and towards is there any soldering stuff? It was actually so sweet. That is sweet. Obviously, my sister and I, these videos are of us. Yeah. And they don't know, but they're just like, no, we're getting this working for you girls. My sister bought popcorn and we had like a little bit of a movie night

and watched all these old videos. But I got to see my mom again. Crazy. Because I haven't seen her move and talk and like laugh and roll her eyes at stuff we were doing and things like that. When you finally saw her move and talk after 12 years, did you drop a little weight on her? Oh, look who's fucking rocked up. Oh, you've decided to fucking turn up. Half day, Liz.

Thought you'd take just life off, I guess. Because obviously you see photos, you share stories, but what was it actually like seeing her moving and talking and being? So emotional. Yeah, I bet. And I'd just given up the possibility or thought that that would ever happen again, because I don't have any footage of her that I have access to. In that time you didn't. It just wasn't really a thing.

Yeah. And yeah, so I got to like see her talking and laughing and stuff. And my boyfriend, Torbz, he never met my mum. So when we first met and became friends, my mum was sick already and she was in the hospital. And so Torbz has only ever really known me with my mum either being sick or gone. And he was like, it's so weird because I'm seeing this person I feel like I know for the first time. I've heard all about him, yeah. And he's like, it's kind of like a parasocial, like, I hear all about this person and you love her and she means so much to you.

But anyway, yeah, I just never, ever thought that I would see her or hear her voice again. There's like all these videos of her like cutting my hair and it, like, it is just so mind blowing. Do we see cutting a micro fringe? No, she wasn't. She, so I always had really long hair, like down past my bum. And one day I came home from school and was like, all the pretty girls have short hair, mom, I want you to cut it off.

And in this video, it's my mom cutting my hair because that's what I'd asked. And there's like this part of the video where she's like holding my hair and she like leans around in front of me and she's smiling. She's like, are you gonna be mad with me if you don't like it? And I was like, you've done it, I'm gonna love it.

And I like have this big smile on my face. And yeah, it's just like, it's so sweet. And so I have a recommendation. Yep. Film everything. Film everything. Take photos of everything. Take photos of people you know, take fucking videos of everybody that you've ever fucking met, because you feel like a bit of a dill. But I promise that one day you'll be like, I'm so fucking glad that I have this stuff. Because I had just given up the thought that I would ever see anything like that again.

And it is such a gift. That is a great recommendation. Like, cause it has just been so special. And we've watched, I think three of the seven tapes we've got, so there's still a couple to go. There's one of like Christmas day that we have. I don't think we're ready for that. Yeah, no, that'd be emotional.

Cause it's tough. Like it's fucking tough. Are you the family that used to sling ham into the fan? Yep, that's us, yeah. So there'll be a bit of that. There'll be a little ready for that. Yeah, no, that'd be emotional. Like, cause it's tough. Like it's fucking tough. Are you the family that used to sling Ham into the fan? Yep, that's us, yeah. So there'll be a bit of that. There'll be a little bit of that. Would there be a rating or a warning on that video before the Ham starts being slung?

I don't know, maybe it's the video camera. My sister goes fucking flying. Because she was filming it all. So I'm like watching her perspective of everything and all these memories I have, but she's filming me cause she fucking loved the shit out of everything and all these memories I have. But she's filming me because she fucking loved the shit out of me and I was her baby sister. Yeah. So there's all this footage of me and my mum because we used to hang out a lot. So it's just like really fucking cool.

That is fucking cool. So yeah, fucking film everything, have everything all the time. I'm a bit, I'm a bit torn here. Natalie and Broly are. Yeah, because- Oh, well we'll wait. We did have a mini discussion about who should do their You Love To See It first. Well, because I just thought-

Yeah, but that's really hard to back that up. No, no, no, no. A great recommendation. No, it's not a competition. I just really wanted to share that because it has like brought me so much. And it's just something that I had just kissed goodbye. When you see how dumb this, you love to see it. I would love to show you some of the videos.

I would love to see it. I would love to see it. It's really crazy. It's really cool. Can I go to Libby's to watch it or are we banned since Sophie smashed that wine glass in her backyard? But I also, I remember I threw the wine on the neighbor. Do you remember that? I was drinking wine and I didn't want to drink it anymore.

Out of the back of Tony's sister's house. So I just like flick the glass, like not the, I held the glass in my hand, but flick the liquid out of it over the fence. And I looked over the fence and the neighbor was standing on the lawn in the backyard and his backyard. Yeah. White t-shirt he can't wear anymore. Sorry, mate. I didn't go on him, but he just, he, he wasn't impressed

that I was just slinging red wine over his fence. He was like, what the fuck? Yeah, he was. And we didn't realize we had video footage and then when we went back and watched the footage of that and Ryan being like, sorry! Yeah, so, um, bring the VHS to mine. Yeah. Or we'll go to yours, but I'm not going to leave this.

Yeah, no, that's fair. Now, back it in. Here we go. You love to see it from Ryan John. Woo! I'm sending you a text. Okay. That's my love to see it.

Ryan John has my phone number. Is this a sign at a secondhand furniture store or my Tinder bio? Fucking hell, hang on. a sign at a secondhand furniture store or my Tinder bio? Fucking hell, hang on. Fucking the last time. Can you share that with everyone please? It is an old wooden table and there's like a price tag on it. And then there's a big sign that says damaged, but doable.

I just had a shout out to Tapa Josie. Good on you Josie. Who sent that picture through and she sent it through saying honestly same. Hey, we're all damaged. But we're all doable. And you always said that. Yeah. All right.

Tomorrow is a video show so you can watch it. What day is it today? Wednesday. Oh, I thought it was Thursday. Oh, will we? For the video show? I was fucking about to get into weekend mode too. Nah, tomorrow is normal or nah, that's a new song for normal or nah.

Is there anything that ruins your Friday by realizing it's a Wednesday? Yeah, fucking I'm right there with you, girlfriend. Fuck. Yeah. Anyway, but all good. We're happy to come. I'm not happy to be here. No, it's great. No, very happy. Very happy. Very happy. Very happy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just got to...

Goes to that same. Obviously happy. I just got a bit of a big weekend. What are you doing? I'm also going away for a weekend in a few weeks and Tony found out yesterday. It's not in the calendar. And I don't like that at all. Because someone goes, oh, Ryan, I heard you going away with Emily and channel.

I go, yeah, for the weekend. Tony goes, Oh, it was the opposite of smoke. Um, what's the big weekend you got this weekend? Uh, just meet them with some friends. But in a few weeks, we're going to chill out festival in Dalesford. Chill out festival in a few weeks. Who are the friends you hang out with this weekend? Do you want to come?

Who are the friends you're hanging out with this weekend? I'll tell you tomorrow. Do you want to come down? Well, no, it sounds like you're hanging out with some friends. Maybe I'll just hang out with my friends. My sister. Say it tomorrow. Love you, but for Thursday. Love you, birthday! Yeah!

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