Toni and Ryan - Death on a date 💀

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

One of the worst things that could happen on a date - a death. And a verrryyyy relatable normal or nah. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Is that Riley? It is. Hi, Riley. It's Tony and Ryan Lee. Oh, my gosh. Hi. How are you?

We're good, thank you. We're wondering if you could approve this podcast. Please, please, please, please, please. I can. Yeah! I'd love to. Yay! Hey, it's Riley from Ottawa and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.

Welcome. My name is Ryan. This is Tony. Hello. I'm the vice captain of the ship, the butter to your bread. Thank you for allowing me to be here today. You're welcome. Thanks for pressing the buttons. Have you ever found yourself in a situation where maybe you forgot where you were, i.e.

there's a way that you act at home and there's a way you act in public. There's maybe some clothes that you wear and the way you wear it at home and maybe when you go out to a certain place you should dress appropriately and you've just kind of forgot where you were for a minute. Yes. Are you about to at me about something that I'm wearing? Is this like an intervention? No, I would never at you.

Okay. Why? What are you wearing? I'm just wearing... A very casual pant. They are a casual pant. That looks good, though. But they're like nice trouser material.

They're not like tracksuit pants. Yeah. Hey, you look good, mate. You're not in the firing line here. Okay. But you did mention that they're a relaxed pant. Too relaxed. No.

I'm wearing... You're wearing basketball shorts. Are these pants too relaxed, do you think? No, they look great. Actually, no, they do look great. But you did say Well, you normally wear jeans. I do normally wear jeans. And it's actually strange to say you're not in jeans just because I'm so used to that. But I'm liking the pant. Thank you. And I guess with the light blue denim jacket, if you were to, I mean, you don't want to be double denim-ing.

You can't. Yeah, no, you can't do that. No, no, no, no. But not in Canada. Exactly, the Canadian tuxedo. Last night. Yes. Bridget and I are at a fancy restaurant.

Yeah, it does sound very nice from what you've explained. We didn't know how fancy it was until we got there. And so we were on the scale of relaxed and dressed to impress. We were definitely the relaxed end. And because you told me that you'd spent all afternoon like eating and swimming in the pool. So you were probably like rancho relaxo by this time. Real laid back.

And because dinner was in the city, it's my wife's birthday, by the way, so we're kind of mid-stay-kay. Yeah. And in the city, like right in the CBD, there's a lot of like fancy business people after work. Yeah. Still wearing the suit. Their suit, yeah.

Lady in like a power suit or like a dress. And heels and stuff, yeah. I'm pretty sure Bridge was the only heel-less lass in the movie. Yep, all right. But was she wearing like a flat or a sneaker? I think it was a sneaker. Oh, okay. Like a white sneak.

Okay, that's all right. With a fun top and jeans. Like she was rocking it, but it was like everyone was, and there were a lot of people like dressed up. It was obvious. Like big girls night, put your best dress on, we're going out for fancy dinner and we're hitting the clubs and we're in there like we've had three beers before we got there.

We're pretty relaxed. Yeah, okay. So we like to share the food and we ordered the like the classic big steak that comes with the salsa verde and all the nice trimmings and stuff. And I just want to put it out there. We don't, obviously from this story, wear fancy clothes. I don't own a car. For us, we don't have fancy things, but going out for a nice dinner

is the thing we do. That's the thing we do. So we're at this nice restaurant. It's Bridget's birthday. This is our time. So we've pretty much finished the steak, and there's kind of the big like T-bone thing there. Ryan Jonathan Dunn.

You already know what happened. So I was like, oh, there's, you know, that's where the juicy, like the gristly bits and the bone, you just like to like chew on the T-bone and stuff. And so Bridget was like looking at the wine list for a dessert or something and then she looks up and sees me holding the T-bone in both hands. Like a fucking Flintstone. Like a Flintstone, just huffing into it.

And she's like, Ryan, what are you doing? I can imagine the voice she did. What are you doing? Yeah. No, I can hear it in my head. Yep. And I was like, I always do this. And she goes, in our home?

We're in a fancy restaurant. And I was like, instantly just went, yeah, you're right. I totally. What am I doing? Forgot what I was doing. My hands are covered in meat. Oh, my God. There's juice on my.

Like you blacked out. Yeah, I forgot where I was. It's been so long since we've been out of the house and gone out because of lockdowns and whatever. We don't really go out for fanciness that much. We've been eating at home for two years. And so there's meat juice on my hands. There's gristle in my beard. Ryan.

People are looking. She would have been very embarrassed by that as well. She was, yeah. Well, because we were already a bit like, are we a bit underdressed? Yeah. Yeah, and immediately you're just like, oh, my God, like what are we? Oh. Yeah.

It's a very endearing story because it's very you, but I can't. What's it be? A disgusting filth in public. No, just because you're just you. Like you're unapologetically. No, I'm apologising now. Yeah, you should be. To me, to the restaurant, to Bridget, to everyone else.

Did anyone say anything? We don't say anything, but people were a bit like, oh, check out Fred Flintstone. And it turned out our table was kind of like in the middle, so we felt very on display. It wasn't like we were in this cute little corner. Or it was like low light. No, we were in the middle of this place.

And I just, as soon as she was like, what are you doing? I was like, yes, you're right. What am I doing? What am I doing? How do I back out of this place. And I just, as soon as she was like, what are you doing? I was like, yes, you're right. What am I doing? What am I doing? How do I back out of this? That's the thing, like, do you slowly put the bone back down? That's what I did. Slowly.

I was like, oh, no one will notice. I just put that back in there. Oh, I just needed to pick that up and feel the weight of it, put it down. Like, what are you? The weight is like, did you enjoy all of that? And I was like, yeah. And he's like, all of it.

All of it. And he's like, you've got something, sir, in your beard. Bridget had to be like, there's like, did you enjoy all of that? And I was like, yeah. And he's like, all of it. All of it. And he's like, you've got something, sir, in your beard. Bridget had to be like, there's like, I can, yeah. Ryan. How embarrassing. I needed to be wet wiped down. Oh. That wasn't just from the steak.

Do you guys have any moist outlets? They're like, this is not a KFC. Excuse me, sir. This is not KFC. Please get the fuck out immediately. So I'm really sorry about that, Bridget. Sorry about that. Oh, bless.

Hopefully people can relate to they can't. They're better than that. Hey, normal or nah? Yes. Samantha Deku has a question for us. Thanks, Samantha. Guys sitting down to pee. Yep.

My husband does this, and as a woman, I think it's the most considerate thing ever. There's never really any mess and the toilet seat is always in the proper position, which is down. Normal or nah. Guys sitting to pee. So the person in my life with a penis that I have the most experience with is Torbs, obviously. And he weighs sitting down. He's a really? Yep. That explains so much about him. Yeah. He's that guy. And I like, don't find it really yay or nay. Like I don't mind. Yeah.

So I'm going to say normal, but only because that's the experience that I've had. What's your opinion? Well. You're going to say nah because you're a stander. I'm a stander. And I just assumed that everyone was a stander because the hassle of sitting every time is a massive hassle.

But I think that Torbs just likes to be able to sit down. He's like, I'll just, you know, get to sit. Does he not have a seat in the house? Does his desk has a chair? Do you have a couch in the lounge room? Is he just not sitting at other times? All I do is sit. Yeah, so you're like, God, welcome the opportunity to stand up.

Yeah, stretch my legs. Yeah, but Samantha has said that it's less mess. Is it not? And I disagree. And this is pretty fucked. That Torbs leans back and accidentally just pisses across the lounge room from the seat. There's less mess if when you're sitting your penis is in the toilet.

But if it's not, you're just sitting on the front of the seat, shooting it across the bathroom. Oh, that is so disgusting. Is that what you're about to tell me that Torbs does? No, it's not, it's just sitting on the front of the seat, shooting it across the back. Oh, that is so disgusting. Is that what you're about to tell me the 12 does? No, it's absolutely not. But you know how the other day when we were talking about things you can say well, gardening and also in the bedroom, and that when you're a kid, if you put the hose on full ball and the...

It fires. It fires up. All directions, angles. Yeah, and the hose kind of like shakes around. It's got a life of its own. Yeah, and I... It fires. It fires up. All directions, angles. Yeah, and the hose kind of like shakes around. It's got a life of its own. Yeah, and I... Is that... So when the penis is under the toilet, because it's like poked under the toilet seat or whatever,

this is so gross. The wee actually sometimes gets around like the toilet seat, like underneath. Oh, because we've got to aim it down. Yeah, so you've got to kind of poke it. That's me. You can't lean back and go hands free. You're kidding yourself. No, it's not just a lazy old time.

No. It's not like a Sunday treat. It's like you still have to work for it. But so I've gone to like clean the toilet before and been like, why is this like, and it's, yeah, it gets like under the. It's a thing. Yeah, which is, sorry, that's fucking disgusting. It's like 10. It's like 10.5.

It's fucking graphic. It is. It's pretty gross. But, yeah, and so. Have you had a conversation about this? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm always like, oh. But with him, not just with yourself at the moment.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, bro. And what's he say? And he's just like, oh, sorry. Like, and he's like, he does most of the cleaning in the house, so it's not as if I'm like, oh, I clean everything and then you're wheezing the thing as well. It's just like, bro, sorry. And he's like, he does most of the cleaning in the house, so it's not as if I'm like, oh, I clean everything and then you're wheeze in the thing as well. It's just like, bro, like, come on.

But because he never lifts the seat up, neither of us do, so we don't see until it's time to clean it. So, like, every weekend if I'm doing, like, a clean of the bathroom or whatever, I'll see it and I'll be like, fuck. And then I always think, like, shit, did someone come over and like use the toilet and flick it up and go like, ew. Me? Yeah.

Gross. Yeah. Has that happened to you? Can we talk about your bathroom? Oh, yeah. Which one? Or is this a sacred? Which one?

You've got too much. I noticed something when I was at your house the other day in the bathroom. It wasn't the mustard-like build-up under the seat, by the way. Oh, mustard-like. Yuck. So you are in a very privileged. Is it that all of our stuff is in the bath?

Yeah. Yeah. You're in a very privileged position where you're in a beautiful house with two bathrooms. Yeah, it is beautiful. You've got a big, beautiful bath. Yeah. And I would have assumed that the thing you use the bath for

is to get into the bath, surround yourself with hot water and bubbles and live your best life. It normally is. I did not assume that the thing the bath was used for was a laundry basket. Laundry basket? At the moment. Where are you guys at? Is everything okay at home?

Everything's fine. So, oh, this is so fucking annoying. You know what I would do for a bath in my house? Oh, mate, honestly, it's really annoying. So we don't have a dryer. And at the moment. You have to use the big courtyard to hang stuff up in the sunshine. But it's been like pissing with rain at random times recently.

And it's got our, the bath at the moment has like our dirty doona cover and dirty sheets in it because they're too big to like leave anywhere else. But it's been too wet to do because, you know, you can't like bring those inside. They need to dry the whole time. So I've been like, I need to do those sheets in the washing machine. But because we don't have a dryer, I'm like, we need to be able to have like a few days in a row that can, like so that we can leave them out and they can fully dry out

and they don't get all musty. All I'm hearing is excuses. Oh, mate, don't, because I knew that that's what you were going to fucking say as soon as you started saying it. But I went to the bathroom at your house the other day where you're like, oh, my God, he's going to see this stuff. No, I actually am used to it because I'm like, I know that. Because every time we change our sheets, the same thing happens

because we go, we've got to find a few days to do it. I think we just need to buy a dryer. Yeah, it sounds like that. Yeah, I know. Maybe we'll just do that. There's a laundry about like around the corner from your house. I used to go there when I was a bachelor. I didn't have anything.

Laundry mats really freak me out. Oh, because you have to talk with the common people. Oh, fuck you. Fuck you. You have to speak with the common man. Get fucked. No, it's because I don't want to sit there for two hours while my washing gets done.

Yeah. But I'm not going to leave it there. Well, you've got one or two options and you've just said you're not doing either of them. I know. So that's why my washing's in the bath. Well, you've got one or two options and you've just said you're not doing either of them. I know.

So that's why my washing's in the bath. Hey, it's Riley from Ottawa and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. All right. A big thank you to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Nice. Thanks to the patrons. Thanks to the Patreons. Mike Atherton, Yannick, Timothy Jacobs and Travis Ledoux and Travis Ledon.

Is that the Mike Atherton? It is the Mike Atherton. Former captain of the English cricket team. I know you're a big fan. It is, yeah. Did you see me captain of the English cricket team. I know you're a big fan. It is, yeah. Did you see me get roasted a few months ago when I backed in that that guy that played cricket was called Scott something but his name is Paul something or fucking whatever?

It's Scott Boland but you said something else, Steve. Yeah, Steve. But I fully backed it in and then everyone was like, Tony tried so hard but it's actually like that's not his name. Also, speaking of us just knowing everything, I called the guy from Game of Thrones the wall. Yeah. Turns out it's the mountain.

Oh, I mean, easy mistake to make. Anyone could have made that mistake. I mean, anyone that hasn't seen the show. Yeah, anyone that has a life that doesn't watch fucking Game of Thrones. Yeah, please. The reason we were talking about the wall slash the mountain. Yeah. Speaking of feedback.

Yeah. Speaking of the tarpers. Speaking of, people hate us. Do you want to read the text message I sent you yesterday in a panic? Oh, yeah, actually, it's very, very good. Actually, let me set the scene. Okay. Last week, I told a story about a doctor who gave me my Pfizer booster.

Yeah. And he was quite intimidating. Yep, they walked out super jacked and you're like. What did I say? He had thighs like canoes. Yep. A chest like two car barrels, arms like. Did you say car barrels?

Like car, like barrels, like car. He was just big, huge. And he didn't hold the injection like a dart or a pencil. He held it like a javelin. Sorry, I'm all worked up. Mate, you're freaking out. And then what did I text you yesterday? Okay, am I allowed to leave my joke in as well?

Because I sent you a joke. Sure. Yeah, okay. So I get this message from Ryan yesterday at 2.15. Got a spare shovel. I need to dig myself a grave because I want to die of embarrassment and the podcast is over. And I messaged back things you can say while gardening and also in the bedroom. And then you replied, a clinic nurse where I got my Pfizer injection, which you

had only just talked about, is a tarpa and they played our podcast to the whole workplace in a meeting, including the ripped doctor who injected me. I died. So they have heard what you said. What was the feedback there? What did they, were they like, ha, ha, ha, we know the guy you're talking about and he's so lovely? Because you did come back around to say he was the sweetest guy

you've ever met in your life. Yeah. Jackie Holt is the nurse there. Hi, Jackie. Thanks for listening. And I kind of went back and was like, oh, I did say he was, in fact, the kindest, sweetest, nicest guy. And I said, oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

Was he fine with it? I'm really, really sorry. Yeah. He loved it. It made his day. Justin's his name, by the way. Dr. Justin. Oh, thanks, Dr. Justin.

You made his day. He's been smiling, by the way. Dr Justin. Thanks, Dr Justin. You made his day. He's been smiling and giggling about it for two days now. He's probably feeling fucking good about himself. You said he looked like he had two car barrels on his chest. They said the only complaint is that instead of 6'5", he's more 5'6". But, I mean, when you're sitting there... Hey, don't let the truth get in the way of a good story, mate.

I think that's what he was chuffed about. He was like, oh, you know, 6'5", guys. Nah, you've got to add some GST in this biz. That's what I always say. They didn't question anything else, including the smallness and tightness of his shorts. Oh, yeah, they wouldn't have. They're like, oh, no, that was factual.

Yeah, that's all right. You're like, but he is a bit shorter than that. They didn't have a problem with the car barrel. What the fuck is a car barrel? It's nothing. Leave me alone. You know what someone DM'd me the other day as well? What?

They said it's really great that people who don't have the ability to talk good luck, you can still make a career. Like, it's really inspiring for us kinds of people. I'm like, what kinds of people? What was that sentence? My point exactly. I'm proving my point right now. It's like one of our videos, my favourite one I think

that we've ever posted is one where you were like, Tony, it might surprise you, I'm not actually a good reader. It doesn't surprise me. You're a fucking idiot. I'm not actually a good reader. It doesn't surprise me. You're a fucking idiot. I'm not surprised by that. Because next time you roast me, could you just take a breath to, like, you know, apply a bit of empathy or sympathy before you just bury me? I've just got a sharp tongue and I can't stop.

Can't stop, won't stop. Okay. So when we first began this podcast, we talked about a few bad first dates. It all came up because a friend of ours in the US was on a date and the date shat in the car but lied about it, blamed it on the dog and then bailed. I thought you were going to say the person who worked at a funeral home and rocked up to pick up the date with a body in the back of the car.

That was another one. And we also talked about your friend who got stuck in a cave with someone overnight after going on a hike. We talked about when I shat in my car from diarrhea when I went on a date with Torbs. Can I just put it out there on behalf of both of us, Toni? Yes. And I don't like to speak on behalf of you.

You're your own person. Yeah, I have my own voice, yep. Are we both relieved that we don't have to go dating anymore because it sounds horrific. I was having this chat with the girlfriend that I had dinner with last night. She's engaged. Like, they've been together for six years.

Like, Torbs and I have been together for eight years, doing it for seven. Well, fucking whatever. Around the other way, mate. Whatever. Unless that first year was a quiet one. We've been together for ten years, doing it for one. Yeah.

Those nine years though, wow. The hand-holding. I actually just, I couldn't do it now because I miss Tinder. I missed all that stuff and I just don't think I could deal with the rejection. You know what, though? What? I reckon Tinder would go off for you. Nah, it

wouldn't. It would. Nah, it wouldn't because I'm not very good looking. Excuse me. I don't have a good face. Shut the fuck up. No, I don't have a good face. So I wouldn't be able to post a picture because it would be a literal catfish. They'd put me on that MTV show. They'd be like, fuck, she's gorgeous. I'd rock up looking like a couch.

And the people would be like, oh, I have been scammed. I'm the Tinder sweet lot. You're the Tinder. Hey, on behalf of 20,000 people in the Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook group, I will not hear a word about you not having a beautiful face. I'll come around there and kiss it. Mate, you've never seen the front of my face.

I'll say in the back. I'm not fucking joking. Yeah. We don't face shame here. We don't face shame. Self-deprecating humour, though. That's good for everyone. Yeah.

You've got a pretty face. Yeah. Do you want me to come? Show him about your, wait. Are you going to kiss me? Ah! Get away! I thought you'd like that.

Oh, I would, but not when people are listening. Tony's doing that, not me. Tony's doing that, not me. No, it's us together. No, it's not. Tony's doing it by herself. Why did you stop it? Okay, anyway.

So we have talked a lot about that. About that date, yeah. And I got this message from... And by the way, if you've got a fucking bad date story that you think could trump any of those, send it straight through. You can send it to us on Instagram, on Patreon, if you're one of our Patreons, or in the Facebook group.

We love sharing them and we love sharing your stories. This one is from Adelina. Sorry. Yeah. Hello, Tony and Ryan. My name is Adelina and I'm so happy I found your podcast. I've been listening nonstop and telling everyone about you guys and, boy, do I have a first worst date for you.

I was, like, 18 and I got set up by a friend with this girl and we texted. It was good and it was cool. So we agreed to go to a party at the friend who introduced us house. That's a good, like, icebreaker. I think it's a good, like, common ground because no one's got a one-up in that situation. It's like we're both friends with this person.

There's other people probably that you'd be able to talk to. It's not like you're stuck just the two of you if it goes sour. You're like at this weird restaurant and it's awkward. Or they're not at your house or you're not at their house. Great idea. So far. I'm in. Great.

Okay. Well, they haven't got to the house yet. What could possibly go wrong? They haven't got to the house yet. Nothing could go wrong. Great. Okay. Well, they haven't got to the house yet. What could possibly go wrong? They haven't got to the house yet. Nothing could go wrong, I wouldn't have thought. They haven't gotten to the house yet. Ah. I used to live in New Mexico and she lived in the middle of the desert,

literally one road out and back of this town. Yep. Granted, this is the first time I've met this girl and it's a long drive out. So we're making small talk and it's really awkward and her favourite animal comes up and she responds with a bunny rabbit. So Shmadalina's like, oh, what's your favourite animal? And she goes, I only have a bunny rabbit.

What a shit favourite animal. Really? Isn't that cute, little bunny? But it's just like, it's so basic. Anyway, and before I can say, oh, that's cool or some other bullshit, It's so basic. Anyway, and before I can say, oh, that's cool or some other bullshit, a rabbit runs out in the road in the front of my car and I hit it.

I was going like 60 miles per hour and couldn't slow down or swerve or anything because they're in the desert. It would have been more dangerous because you know how they say. It's more dangerous to stop. Yeah, you're not supposed to swerve. You're supposed to just like. But rabbits are fast. They just come out of nowhere before you even know. Because you know how they say. It's more dangerous to stop. Yeah, swerve. You're not supposed to swerve. You're supposed to just like. But rabbits are fast. They just come out of nowhere before you even know. Yeah, and they're small, so they're probably not going to do any damage to your car,

but you're probably going to do some damage to them. So she's just said, there's nothing I love more than a cute little bunny. Than a little bunny rabbit. Well, nice to meet you. I'm going to kill one. Yeah. Immediately. Yeah.

Don't say you love your parent because I'll hit him with my car. I couldn't slow down or swerve. I killed the rabbit. My jaw fell through the seat. I turned to look at her before I could be like, fuck, I'm so sorry. She continues looking straight ahead and says, could you just take me home? It's cold as fucking.

That's worse than her getting angry or sad. I know, cold as ice. It's not like our mate decided to kill a rabbit. No. It was like, oh, you like rabbits? Oh, fuck you, watch this. Yeah, I'll impress you, yeah. Yeah, so I mean...

I know. I mean, I get it. It's sad and bad, but, like, take me home. As in, like, take me... Yeah, take me home. As in like, take me, not like. Yeah, take me home to your house. I love it when my prospective dates kill things I love. She looks straight ahead and says, could you just take me home? I respond like, yeah, for sure.

This is where it becomes important how there is only one road out and back of the town. I had to do a U-turn and drive back past the rabbit to take her home. We rode. Just a check for her to get a big look at it. So we're driving past the rabbit and go, oh, it happened to someone else as well. It's a fucking pandemic.

Oh, they have it all the time. We rode back in silence for 25 minutes. Not a single word. I get back to the front of her house, stop the car. She gets out, closes the door, doesn't look back, doesn't say anything. She just shuts the door, walks away, and she never heard from her ever again.

But Schmadalina still went to the party. So it wasn't like a thanks anyway, but just didn't say or gets out. Yeah. Did she pick up at the party? Well, so she gets to the party. And then she met her future wife at the party. She gets to the party and so-and-so goes, oh, where's the girl? Is she still coming?

They're like, there was a bit of an incident. They're not going to be joining us tonight. And then the friend goes, you didn't hit a rabbit, did you? Yeah, God. Oh, the only thing that could make her stay home is hitting a rabbit. You didn't do that, did you? She's like, ooh. Funny you? Yeah. God. Oh, the only thing that could make her stay home is hitting a rabbit. You didn't do that, did you? She's like, ooh. Funny you mention it.

Oh, so good. Schmadalina. Yeah. Buddy Schmadalina. Thank you for sharing your story, though. I will make sure I beat her. That's harrowing. Carol Mack sends this tweet.

Now, she's an older lady, is Carol Mack. Carol. Is what I love to see this week. Life is so strange. After nearly four decades of marriage, I never expected to be single again at age 70. Oh. That's a bit of a sad pun.

Oh. And I certainly didn't expect to find true love at 73 in the middle of a pandemic. Oh. But here I am, and there's a photo of her with a ring. They've just got engaged. Oh, so she, like, lost her husband. Yep, and then she's found a new man to share her life with

and they're getting married and they're 73. She's 73, he's a bit older. And she's like, I'm so happy. I went through, obviously, a few years of a really hard time going, I've still got a bit of time left on this planet. I don't want to be alone. And she's like, it's like we're 20 years old and falling in love again. Oh, and it's that honeymoon phase.

Oh, she's loving it. So you love to see that, don't you? I love to see it. Carol Mack. Oh, that's beautiful. It is beautiful. I love to see, so one of my very, very, very favourite comedians are a comedy troupe, a sketch show called Aunty Donna in Australia.

And if you haven't seen any of their stuff, check them out. It's very funny. And somebody in our Facebook group posted a crossover meme of Aunty Donna and the Tony and Ryan podcast. And did that just do you in? That has sent me. I was so proud. I was so fucking excited.

And then, oh, I just couldn't believe it. And then all these comments, people were like, who's Aunty Donna? What are you talking about? And they've all gone. Because on Netflix worldwide. Yeah, one of them was Smosh Modgers. He was like, oh, who's Aunty Donna?

Like, what should I do? And he's been watching their videos. He's loving it. Sick. But, yeah, if you have a look on Netflix, Aunty Donna's Big Old House of Fun, that's their sketch show. It's fucking fantastic and you love to see it. Aussie comedians, man. You know, doing stuff.

My favourite video of theirs, among many ten years of YouTube stuff, is the Have a Piece of Cake. The pud. Just a little bit more, mate. Yeah. Oh, but just when you can't leave and I'm like, everyone's been, I'll just take a bit of cake. Oh, that cake video. Oh yeah, Aunty Donna, she's got the Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Oh, everyone's been, I'll just take a bit of cake. Oh, that cake video. Oh, yeah. Auntie Donna, she's got the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know. Oh, it's actually fun. Just take a bit of cake. Yeah. Oh, you can pop it in the freezer. You can do anything with it. Yeah. Oh, I can't.

I've got to catch the train home. Oh, everyone on the train, take some more cake. Oh, it just does me every time. I love those guys too. But yeah, highly recommend and you'll love to see it. It was very cool. I've got something on tomorrow's show. Okay.

That most people will get excited about, but this will freak Tony out. Oh, don't. Great. Can't wait. Can't wait. It's going to be fantastic. I'm so excited I might hit a rabbit on my way home. Obviously I'm joking.

Yeah. I'm the year of the rabbit. Are you? Yeah. I don't know what I am. No, you wouldn't because you're basic. Yeah. Hey, I'm the year of the rabbit. Are you? Yeah. I don't know what I am. No, you wouldn't because you're basic. Oh. What?

Why are you so... ...meow-n to me?