Toni and Ryan - Dental Gynaecologist

Episode Date: September 18, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge and we are calling Bethany who's in Arizona. Bethany! Bethany, what are they feeding you? Wrong song. What am I thinking of? Smelly cat. What'd you call me? No, Bethany Dixon. Let's get some Dixon. Hello?

Bethany Dixon! Dick son. Hello. It's Tony and Ryan. How you doing? Just the front door and lock it shut. Holy shit. I always like my doors, but Ryan doesn't. So Bethany, I'm a big fan of you. Yeah.

All right. We won't keep you too long Bethany, because I know you're a high school teacher. I know you're in class at the moment. But will you approve the podcast before you go? I absolutely, I would love to. I have to tell you guys, you make migrating papers and everything so much easier. Like I can sit and I can listen and I can have a laugh. And I pause you when my vice principal comes in because I don't want him to hear from me. No, that's fair. That is very very very very very very very very very very very very very

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I'm like, vaginas are beautiful and you need to get over it. Oh yeah. I mean, grow up obviously. Yeah. But when you start talking about- I'm not one stop shop because a Papsmer is so stressful. You did suggest a Papsmer and a dental checkup at the same time. Well because you could- There's separate angles. Well because you could...

There's separate angles. I believe you said. I did. Yeah. And I said, because I'm at the dentist, I've already got my pants off. So it just makes... Yeah. So it's just a great day in the office here at Tarp Tower.

Yeah. Thanks for joining us. I'm sorry for coming up with ideas. No, you're a genius. And that's why I just suddenly mid chat went, we're on this record. Yeah. Let's move on with our day. Sorry.

A woman was speaking. So you go, sorry that you hate female ideas. That's nasty. I feel that too. No, but I was supportive of the idea. Cut off our creativity at the throat, at the knees. What's that saying? Cut it off at the knees.

I don't think it's not at the throat, is it? No. OK, anyway. No, no, no. That's a new normal song. Welcome to Normal or Nah, every Thursday on the Tony and Ryan podcast. Send them in at the Tony and Ryan Facebook group or at Tonyandryan.com.au. Ashley Rayford. Yeah, she does.

I was just talking about, I open the list and it's like, so you're at the dentist, right? Fuck Ash. Now, Ash has a normal now. Does anyone warm their food up under their boobs? Ashley says in the U S there are frozen&Js called Uncrustables. Oh. My sister puts them under her boob to warm them up. I think it's messed up, but she stands by it.

For a woman who's speaking. There's a lot of silence coming from your side of the table. What a reflective thought. So I haven't, I haven't done it with food. Well, yeah, I have actually. Yeah. So normal. Have you ever, you know, those like, sometimes when you get like a hard lolly and it's just like, gets like a toffee or something, gets stuck in your teeth. And sometimes you just have to soften it up a little bit.

Big, oh no, I can, a hard, chewy toffee. No, you just need to take the edge off a bit. Yeah, and like I've popped that under my boob or in my bra or something. Another hack that I've heard is that people pop like a tube of mascara into their bra, because apparently if it's a bit warmer, it goes on way smoother. So there's a few things that I've heard that are like good for, that they just need the body warmth. Yeah, I mean- I can't stop touching my boots as we talk about it. You're a handsy girl today.

I am a handsy girl. Yeah. How come when you say like someone's hands on, it's like a compliment. Like what's that guy like at work? Oh, he's very hands on. Yeah. Yeah. When you say he's very handsy, it's like, oh, well, no.

Yeah. But it's the same, but you know. Yeah. Okay. Um, he's a handyman. Oh, great. No, he's your handsy man. Oh no. Yeah. Where'd you you know. Yeah. Okay. Um, he's a handyman. Oh, great. No, he's your handsy man. Oh no. Yeah.

Where'd you meet him? Yeah. I mean, big hand needs to get their PR straight. Yeah. God hand can really go one of two ways. It's gonna. Well, especially when Tony's around. Or if you're at the dentist and the pap's in your place, it will be going two ways.

Yeah, it will. I just think that would be a good idea. Anyway, yes to the food in the boobs. Yeah, but you know when you go back from the cinema, though, and like you've just got popcorn everywhere. Yeah, yeah. And like sometimes you take your bra off and all this popcorn pops out. Yeah. That happened to me yesterday.

Where was I? Oh, Mabel and I were eating fried rice. Oh, and then- And she was on my lap. Yeah. And we found rice for hours after that. Oh yeah, it goes everywhere. And Bridget would be like, oh, why is there rice here?

And I'd be looking at Mabel and she'd be looking at me. And I'd be like, don't say anything. Yeah, I don't think so. How long do you think you'd have to have an unpopped popcorn kernel in your bra before it popped? Like how hot would it need to get? Yeah, like, like, would it get hot enough? Do you think?

It depends. Or do you think that if I rubbed a popcorn kernel like between my hands like that, do you reckon it would eventually pop? I'd really love to find out. Sophie, do you have any unpopped corn on you? There's something in your bra from when you went to see Wolverine at the movies. Is there something in the kitchen?

Do we have uncooked popcorn in the kitchen? I don't think we do. That is a great shout though. I think we have microwave, I could open a microwave popcorn. Should we, what was that TV show that used to? Mythbusters. Should we do like a Mythbusters YouTube? This isn't a myth though, this is just like a science experiment.

Oh, let's call it Sciencebusters. Okay. Boob edition. Well, we're going to make that video and try and figure it out. Yeah. We can't do it now. Cause we don't have any popcorn. Yeah. So we'll get on to it.

We'll try. Laura has a normal or not? Hi Laura. Do you still look both ways when crossing the road on a one way street? Yes. I have so little faith in humanity. I do this every time.

Normal, a hundred percent. Yeah. I don't even go at the lights without looking both ways. Nah, you can't be doing that. Like the light, I'm in my car, the light goes green. I look both ways down the street because people are fucking maniacs. Yeah, I'd also check both footpaths

because you know how some cyclists will get up on the footpath and they'll pop back out and sling them, there's crazy posties going around. You gotta be careful. Yeah, it's crazy on them. It's mayhem out there. Normal, 100%. Paul Fratto. Oh, hi Paul. Paul asks, do any other men cross the road to avoid walking behind a female

who's heading in the same direction? Cause you don't want to make her feel uncomfortable. That's really sweet. Paul says, I know I shouldn't have to. I know we'd all rather live in a world where we shouldn't need to. I know it doesn't solve anything, but considering how scary it is for a woman walking alone, surely it's pretty easy for us blokes to just cross the street. I think that's really nice. Yeah. I can't ask an answer normal or not because I lack, but I am a smiler on the street to let people know that I'm not a threat.

Yeah. Like as if someone's walking towards me, I'll always do a little smile or whatever. You need to smile though, because you look welcoming. You don't look like a threat. Thank you. Yeah. But like if I'm walking Pippa or something like that, I'll always do the... Yeah, take the edge off.

Yeah, just to make sure people feel comfortable. Yeah. Have you ever noticed a guy like pause across the street? I have. I'd actually in London, he was walking towards me and he crossed the road as he was coming towards me. Right. And I knew that that's what he was doing. And I looked over and I smiled and he smiled back. Like I could just tell that that's what he was doing. Was it at night? I was just doing the day. Yeah. I think I was walking to the pub to meet Sophie and it was kind of like getting dark. But yeah. And he crossed over the road and meet Sophie and it was kind of like getting dark. Yeah. But yeah, and he crossed over the road and it was, it was actually, I could, I knew that

that's what he was doing. It was, it actually made me feel really lovely because I was like, he can tell that that may be something that might make me feel a bit uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah. So that was really lovely. Yeah. I will like, cause I'm never in a hurry as you know.

Yeah. Unless you need to go to the toilet. Unless you need to go to the toilet, then I'm running past you so it you know. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you need to go to the toilet. Unless you need to go to the toilet. Then I'm running past you. So it doesn't matter anyway. It doesn't matter. But I'll just go, I'll just look at my phone for 20 seconds and just like, let you get ahead.

Yeah. Like, you know, if I'm on the same or whatever and just, or just loiter for a bit. Yeah. And that sounds like a weird thing, but yeah. No, no, but you kind of kill a bit of time. Let them go. Yeah.

Do you remember that series of TikToks that I'm Jesse Tyler Ferguson. So Mitch from Modern Family Man, he's like, whenever I'm on a hike to let the, let other women know that I'm not a threat. And he's like, love your new hawkers girl. And they go, oh good. Yeah. And they're like, oh, you're safe. And he's like, what's there's a bit of mud, don't get your hawkers new dirty and stuff. And it's so fucking, so I'm like, that actually doesn't, he feels so much better. Like he's joking better to actually. And it's so fucking sad. I'm like that actually doesn't feel so much. Like he's joking better to actually.

But actually like, thank you. So, But for everybody. Yeah. So next time I find myself in it, cause often you'll be like on your phone or in your, you know, thinking about that. Yeah. And then I'll just, oh shit.

I'm fucking two meters behind this girl. And just like, And like, yeah. So should I stop? Should I cross the road or should I compliment and shoot? I would cross the road. Maybe don't compliment. Don't talk to anyone.

Okay. Is it because he can do it? And go to the toilet. Yeah. And stop shooting yourself on the side of the street. Yeah. And finally, Angie Jean asked Norma Lorna. Angie Jean is not my lover.

Does anyone else make sure they're extremely pleasant and use manners when talking to AI? Yes. Yeah. Normal. 100%. I'm polite with humans, so why not maintain that habit with AI? Agreed. Angie also says, when the robots take over, maybe they'll spare me from murder.

I have literally said that sentence to you. I always say it when I put the ticket in the parking machine, I go, thank you. As I'm driving out, that's like every time that's a bit different. Thank you. You never know. Now that you do with those, that's not AI. That's just a machine. And then it's a robot that's listening.

And then the other one that I do, I always say, please. And thank you to the Google. Oh, I always go, hi, G O G L E. Could you please turn on the lights in the lounge room? Thank you. And she does it. I thought you were going to say when you were like, no, no, no, to the Google home.

Cause I'm like, that's going to mess with the SEO results. Chicken recipe. Thank you. And they're like, okay. They're like, oh, Thanksgiving chicken. So I use chat GPT a lot. I've got to try it. We've got to work one. Yeah. What should I Google up? Well, nothing because you're on chat GPT. What should I chat GPT up? Ask it. Okay. I'll do it after this. Maybe with the popcorn. I'll have the popcorn

going. Maybe. I know we've said before, okay, off air chat. Tony and I have agreed to not- So the fucking, the gynecologist in the dentist was fair play. Yeah. Tony and I, we've got like a, cause when chat DBT came out, like, oh, that'd be fun to play with. I'll just sign us up with the work card or whatever. And then I used it for a day and went, oh, like, if you don't look what I typed, if I don't want to talk about you talked.

Well, I said, yeah, it's a safe space and we won't look at it. Yeah. And not that I'm accusing you of snooping and not that I would snoop, but I feel like I've just gone some fucking down some dark alley. Oh no, but you do. Yeah. But so can we just maybe get to accounts because I'd like, you know, I don't want to be, I don't want to be mid deep dive and have you go, Oh, okay. Is he okay? It's like how we turned off our YouTube watch history

because we share a YouTube account as well. Yeah, so you can't see what we've watched. The amount of things I haven't watched for fear of getting caught from that. Because you're like, Oh, I'll just make sure I'm on my personal account. Yeah, no, actually I won't watch that because Tony will find out.

It automatically switches over. I go, oh yeah, maybe not. Don't want to run it on the flat earth. Yeah, I was gonna say shout out to those conspiracy theory and our feet channel. I'm back, baby on the flat earth. Yeah. I'm going to say shout out to those conspiracy theory and feet channel. I'm back, baby. Hey, it's Bethany from Arizona and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. I massive shout out to a few of our champion top beyonds from the Patreon, uh, Caitlin Gibson.

Good on you, Caitlin. Gibbo maybe. Thanks Gibbo. CB. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I've got my little scratch my throat. I should say the dentist.

Tamika. Good on you Tamika. Hardly not. Charlotte Proudfoot. Hi Charlotte. Hi Charlotte. Sheree Eldridge, Emma and Tristine P. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. Absolutely love to see it. Love to see it. We all know, actually I'm about to bring out one of the arch enemies of our show. I just realized and I didn't really think about it until just now.

Is it going to put a dampener on the day? No. I just realized and I didn't really think about it until just now. Is it going to put a dampener on the day? No, I don't. I don't think anything could, because look how long my eyelashes are. You look beautiful today. I mean, like I don't think anything could put a dampener on the day. Because look how good I look. When you walked in and I saw those lashes, I went, someone's been to the gynecologist. And let's not make a reel out of that because you need the context from before.

I think it's good. I think it's really good. Oh, this man doesn't know what a fucking, you know what I mean? No, there's a bit of context there. You've listened since the start. Yeah. I was here. If you were to list our three arch enemies of the pod, and this has just occurred to me now,

so, you know, I haven't put any thought into it either, but if you were to list them. Okay. Um, your nemesis, Charisma. Charisma. Correct. Um, you have an enemy miss and, Ooh, well, let's not ask Ryan's pronounce that word. Okay. Who's yours? Room temperature water. Yeah. That's an enemy. And the third one I'd say is the post office. You nailed it, sister. I thought you might include my grandma, because you and guys have got a bit of history. No, that's private. Okay, sorry.

Yeah, that's private. That's off-air chat. I'll meet your grandma at the dentist, gynaecologist. Well, you say it's private, but you outed her poetry in public. Oh, it sucked. Love you, Betty, but you know, we'll talk about it later. She doesn't like you either if it makes you, you know. And that's fine.

We even plan to kill. You're trying to disagree? Yeah. Yeah. But you're right about the post office. Obviously during COVID, postage was hard. We get it. But COVID's over, kind of, sort of, not medical chat, postage chat.

Postage chat. But like, in terms of logistics and stuff. Yeah. But it wasn't even just the backlog. It was that like they don't knock on the door and they say that they have like, which is actually just lying. Yep. All right. So where are our confidence today? Yeah. Where are our confidence levels? 10 being I'm really confident stuff's going to get delivered when you said it was going to be. And one being like, I'm Mars, we'll just throw my money in the ocean. Where are we at today? I'm probably a five.

Damning. I think I'm a five because at our new house, our postie that like does our run every day, he's really nice. And he often like, we'll come up, he actually comes up to the door. He always like rings the doorbell and stuff. So he's really nice. Yep. But I mean, you know, you know, there's comes up to the door. He always like rings the doorbell and stuff. So he's really nice. Yep. But I mean, you know, there's room for improvement.

Yeah, there always is. So last Monday. Hang on. Last Monday. So almost like 10 business days ago. Yeah, but just any Monday, but it just happened to be last Monday. Bridget finds something online and goes,

I want that for the weekend. Oh. On a Monday. Oh, yeah. And it goes, I want that for the weekend on a Monday. Oh yeah. And it says you pay for express delivery, three day delivery. Fuck, even three days long for express. Where was it coming from? Do you know the origin? I don't, but I do know a guaranteed three days and she ordered on Monday and needed

on the weekend. What rating are you giving that? 10 being it's definitely turning up, one being like slim chance. No, I would say you would hope that it would come by Thursday. If it guarantees three days and you've paid for that guarantee. Yeah, and that's the thing you pay for the guarantee, isn't it? It did not arrive for the weekend, it still has not arrived.

10 business days. You are fucking, oh my God. You know, you should bring the ACCC. You know what they said? What? Bridget messages and goes, did she even get a ship? Like how did she shipped? But it was just, do you want to hear?

Sorry. And this is the sentence that has fucked me right off. I don't think I can hear it. Not on a dial-up today. It's three days from when we ship it. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's what I said. Get currently.

Don't fuck yourself. That actually sounds more like, is that actually the business, not the shipping people? If I'm on a website and it says three days and I give you extra money, I expect it in three days. But I hate to be the devil's avocado here, but that doesn't sound like that's Australia's post's fault. That sounds like it's the business. I'm not outing Australia Post specifically, I'm outing big shipping. In general. However, that's dog shit from whoever you bought that from that.

It's like, no, no, no, that we will ship it in three days. No, no, that was saying whenever, anytime it leaves our door, then it's about three days after that. But you pay express to like push it up the queue. That's how it works. My questions are many questions, many questions and theories and anger. Tony's tapping her eyebrow. Do you believe in tapping, by the way? No, I do believe in it, but I don't personally do it. I just I was a bit itchy, but.

I just thought you got a tick because I saw where we've hit a sore point. Yeah, and it does actually really fuck me off. Yeah. So here's my thing. Imagine if we said we were going to post a podcast every day, but it was just like, oh, yeah, but when we get around to it, some weeks, it's Wednesday to Sunday. Sometimes it's Monday, Wednesday, and then it's three on a Saturday. That's like not how it works. Can I flip that for a second?

Yeah. Um, obviously that'd be really annoying for listeners. How fucked off would you be if I said, Oh, we'll just record them when we get around to it, just do it whenever it comes around, you would just fall into a hole. I would be like, well then how are we going to organize anything? Yeah, what a fucking nightmare. So here's my one of many questions. First of all, if it doesn't arrive on the express delivery date,

should you go give me my $20 express feedback? Yes. Because if I had have clicked the regular one, I would have saved 20 bucks and it sounds like it would have turned up at the same fucking time and ends up anyway. And is that, I reckon even as a marketing thing, you go, you pay extra express and if it doesn't arrive on time, your money back. And I'd go, I respect that.

Yeah. I would like that too. Yeah. Because you're paying for a service. Yeah. And then you're just not doing it. Like what other services are there? Like when you work to the hotel, right.

And people would pay you to park the car. Yeah. And they give you the 20 bucks, say, and then you just leave the car on the street. I'll park it next week, maybe. And they go, oh, well, I paid for you to park it. You go, oh, yeah, it's just when we get around to it. No. And they go, well, I've gotten a ticket in that time.

You go, yeah, well, it's just it's like the draw, unfortunately. Same, man. That's like literally not how the world works. It's not. And that is just chaos. Here's my pitch. Yeah. Pitch. When I buy something, postage is a hundred bucks. Sounds crazy. Sounds crazy.

Take a breath. And then every hour. Are you getting paid more than me or something? You were about a hundred dollars. Like no one's going to pay that. Yeah. So stay with me. Okay.

It's a hundred dollars from the second I click. No, no, no. Like no one's going to pay that. Yeah. So stay with me. Okay. It's $100 from the second I click. Oh, yeah. And then it just ticks down. After half an hour, it's $95. After an hour, it's 90. And then in a, cause what I'm saying is the later it takes them to get there, the less

I'm paying. Yeah. Don't charge me an upfront fee for a guaranteed, like if it gets here in three days, oh, you get your 20 bucks for Express. Yeah. Don't charge me an upfront fee for a guaranteed three. Like if it gets here in three days, oh, you get your 20 bucks for Express. Yeah. But if it turns up in three weeks, you get, you don't get an Express fee. In fact, shipping is free if it takes longer than two weeks.

So there's like a bit of a sliding scale. What if it- Because we're deciding upfront how much we're prepared to pay and when it's going to arrive and they're just not doing it. What if it was like backwards, right? And they put a hold on your card.

Yeah. And if the stuff arrived within the three days, they debit the $20. That's what I'm saying, yeah. But yours sounds a bit random and complicated. Like I've got a weight and I'm not a waiter. Well, it's this. Can I get you guys anything?

Yeah, can I get the casserole? Yeah, a casserole? What? What? Am I in the wrong restaurant? You don't serve that. You're a terrible waiter. Have you ever ordered a casserole out?

Have you ever been out and not had a casserole? Do you know what I made for dinner last night? Casserole? Beautiful Mexican rice, like one pot thing. And that's technically like a casserole, right? Cause like one pot dinner. What? What?

Same. No, you did not. Get the fuck out. No, you didn't. Get the fuck out. No, you didn't. Get the fuck out. What'd you have in it? It was like, so bone in chicken thigh, like skin on. And then it was like Mexican rice.

Did you put some lemon in there? Yeah, there was lime, no, I put in. Oh, no, it's completely different. Beans, corn, rice, a little bit of capsicum smungan. It was really, really good. It was a recipe, tin eats, like naggy one. She's good, isn't she? Tony Olay. Yeah, I know. It was a recipe, tin eight side, naggy one. She's good. Isn't she? Oh, yeah.

I know I'm a chef now. You chat. GPT could help you with cooking. Not that you need help, but like it's like a guy or a guy. That's what I use naggy for. Isn't it? What's naggy?

Recipe tin eights, naggy. I don't speak Japanese. Ryan. So, you know, recipe tin eights, the website. No. Oh, so it's, you know, Recipe Tin Eats, the website. No. Oh, so it's like, she's like the most famous like restaurant, like recipe person. Oh, she's Jamie Oliver. No.

Oh, she's Maggie Beer. No. She's Alison Roman. Maggie Beer. No, no, no. So she like, but she does all online stuff, but her stuff is fucking amazing. Okay. Maggie.

You'd recognize her on Instagram, I reckon. Okay. But anyway, she's the best. I use her recipes a lot. Okay. So to conclude, Naggy, yes. Postage, no. And that's where we finish. I reckon Naggy could post a fucking parcel pretty quick. She sounds like it. Like I reckon she would nail that. Absolutely. I've got something that'll bring you back. I know we're a bit fucked off. Okay. And we're about, it's nice to be fucked off together though. Yeah, it is. You

know what I mean? I feel like the theory is good of like debiting the thing and paying for the service that you get. Yeah, on getting the service that you pay for. So it hasn't arrived yet, the thing? No, and like she doesn't need it anymore. Also, my Hawthorn merch arrived yesterday that I ordered for the AFL finals that started two weeks ago. Yeah. So I'll be wearing it for our Hawks game this weekend. Who are we playing this weekend, Tony?

We aren't playing anyone because we're not, we got sudden death. We got sudden death. Port Adelaide got us. So that t-shirt- Bees dick as well. That was close. That was fucking close. Yeah.

James Sicily fucking right. Do you know what? But I've got my jacket now to wear to watch Port Adelaide play Sydney. But I've got to love to see it though, based on the Hawks. Okay. And it is a bit late. So obviously this happened last week, but I am the proudest Hawker ever. What a great year for me to, my first year as a Hawks fan.

I absolutely loved it. So proud to be part of it. And everyone just fought, they smashed it. Yeah, they really did. And they blew everyone away with the expectations. We thought we were going to be bottom of the ladder. Didn't think we were going to get into the semifinals at all. And we fucking killed.

Yeah, what a final, huge. You're right. Love to say it. Like I actually do love, and that's not what I planned to do today. But now that you've brought it up and it was amazing. And I'm sorry that your merch didn't come, but I'm actually a Hawks fan all year round, not just during the season. So. Well, I will be wearing my.

Wish I was wearing my hat at the moment. Yeah. That would have been great. If you want to support the Hawthorne women's team on Saturday. Yes. Come on down. Yeah. Maybe I'll be wearing my. So I to support the Hawthorne women's team on Saturday, come on down. Mabel, I'll be wearing my... So I'm going to the football to watch the girls team. Yeah.

One, because I want to take Mabel. Yeah. And second, because I just need somewhere to wear the merch. Yeah. And it will be good, like it's a big jacket. Yeah. So you kind of go, oh, yeah. Like it's a bit windy on the Arbo and whatever. Yeah, that is good. All right. This will bring us back around.

Oh, what about my love set that I just did? Oh, no, that was great, that was great. But you'll actually like piss for this. Oh. It's a combination of two of our favorite things here at Tarp, and I'm excited to bring this to you. What is it? It is both mild revenge and coincidence chat in one.

Oh, I thought you were gonna pull a croissant out of your bag. Like I thought like, do you know when you said like, if you give me the finger. Cause you said it was like combination of our favorite things. I was like, Oh my God, there's a ham and cheese croissant in your bag. That is three of our favorite things. Ham, cheese, croissants. Yeah. Yeah. Um, mild revenge and it's coincidence chat. Amazing. Eric PL. Hi Eric. Posted this.

Uh, basically it's a picture of a stapler that says- Oh, I've seen this. Fuck is so good. Level four, do not remove. And he's taken it to Disneyland, uh, the football. There's a canal in Venice, I think, or something. Just taking that stapler. And isn't that just a fuck you? Don canal in Venice, I think, or something? Just taking that staple. And isn't that just a fuck you?

Don't tell me where I can take my staple, bud. But also, you know that Sharon from level four is fucking pissed. She is steaming. And this guy has been on holiday for two months, probably, all the places he's gone, and she hasn't stapled the whole time. Do you know what I mean?

Like, Sharon from level four, she's fucking losing her mind. She's using paper clips like a fucking peasant. Like an absolute asshole. Yeah, I do love to see that. So that's mild revenge. That is good. Better you're ready for shit coincidence chat.

Oh yeah. Tapa Chloe said, that's my history teacher. Eric PL is. Is the history teacher of Harper Chloe. She's like, oh, that's my teacher. That's what he does during summer in Northern Hemisphere. They just had summer. That's what he does in summer. And in the winter, he teaches me history.

I know that guy. And she knows a guy that might've met someone's brother. That is pretty crazy coincidence chat actually. That's quite good. That's pretty good. That's really good. That's pretty good. Tomorrow, video show tomorrow.

Video show. We are actually doing family traditions. Cause from top of family traditions. Amazing. No from Tarpa family traditions. Amazing. No, not amazing. Great. No, it's actually not. I think, I think, and it may be in the spirit of Quincey's chat, where people are like,

check out how sick this tradition is. And I've read them and gone, nah. You can't say that about people's traditions. I'll actually ask you to reserve your judgment. If you decide afterwards that I was harsh, you can be supportive, but I'll just encourage you to save your judgment until afterwards. I've heard them and seen them. Oh, okay.

All right. Sorry. Yeah. Okay. Sitting pretty until then. If you listening now think I do sound like a bit of a jerk right now, I would also encourage you hit next to wait until tomorrow. Okay. Because fuck me right up. Oh man. I'm about to cry. It's um, all right. It's emotional. You're really hooking us though. So tomorrow. Love you guys. Meow. Meow. Meow.