Toni and Ryan - Dirty in DisneyLand

Episode Date: November 21, 2021

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Hello? Hi, is that Josh? Yes, that's him. It's Tony and Ryan. How are you? I'm great. How are you guys doing? Yeah, we're good.

Hi, Josh. It's so great to chat. It's good to hear from you guys. I don't want to accuse you of anything, Josh, but did you remember that you had this time booked in? I did. I was laying in bed time getting rid of a headache, but I'm awake, so don't worry.

Oh, way to make me feel bad. I was actually, I was, yeah, I just took some ibuprofen and I'll feel it soon, but like I was actually just listening to the podcast from the Patreon page that you guys put out just the other day, so. Oh, how do you like it? How far in are you?

I think I'm like 15 minutes in. I got half a run. You were talking about your hotel experience. Oh, yes. You're in the room. It does get pretty dark. I work front desk at a resort, so I get some weird shit happening. I live in South Carolina here in the U.S.

and I live on a beach so it's a really nice like old tourist area and everything so if you guys ever find yourself in South Carolina in the U.S. just like hit me up and I get like 50% off of our stays there. Get fucked! Yeah, that's even sick. Yeah, it's fun.

We're a family member. We're cousins. We'll get the family discount. 50%? That's fucking... That's a lot of money. 50%? Well, the offers are coming through thick and fast. We're going to officiate a wedding,

and we'll be making the most of our trip. So don't make an empty offer, Josh, because we will be seeing you in a few years' time. Yeah. Yeah, so hopefully we'll be working there. I was going to say, please don't quit. You say that, John, and you have a great time. Well, Josh, thank you so much for listening and being a supporter.

Maybe we should call back in an hour when those drugs have kicked in and then we'll get a real loose, exciting experiment. But can we just get you to approve the podcast? Absolutely. Between one person who's worked in a hotel to another, what's the creepiest or strangest thing that you've seen in the hotel or stumbled into? Or what's the story from your hotel experience that,

like you've heard mine on the podcast? Yeah, I haven't had any, like, I don't think I've had any like super creepy things. I have a running theory that it's haunted because the lights will flicker and stuff like that. But we did have one guest that came in, and he was like, of course he was my reservation because we make reservations. Like, I'm a reservation at the vault front desk,

so I take people's reservations and check them in. This guy, of course, was my reservation. Talked to him on the phone. He came in the same day. He got super drunk out on our pool deck, asked some teenage girls to, like like sit on his lap or something like that they came in like super upset to the front desk and he came through security would be like telling him go back to his room and he was pissed off and he was cussing and everything

and then i found out that like i watched the security footage of our security guard went up to his room because he was shouting and stuff off the balcony and security guard went up to his room because he was shouting and stuff off the balcony. The security guard went up to the room. He wouldn't open his door. He finally opened his door and the security guard did a Marine-style take-down on this guy. He tried to swing at our security

guard and the security guard grabbed him, did a neck hold, and took him down. I was like, holy shit. That's unbelievable. I need to get a job in a fucking hotel. That's awesome. So much going on.

Hey, it's Josh from South Carolina, and I approve this podcast. So last week we do four episodes. Yes. And unfortunately that has come to an end. Because as you're about to find out, Tony Lodge could be going to jail. Are you aware of this allegation? I'm actually, I just saw it written down and I don't know. What's it say on the sheet? It says Tony Lodge facing jail.

Is it a different Tony Lodge? It is. No, it's you. It's me. It's you. Okay, Tony Louise Lodge. Should we get straight into this? I really want to know. Well, I don't know if it's jail time or just you being a bit of a sex pest. What? What's worse?

Oh, well, I don't want to go to jail. Okay, so you're having a sex fest. Because I have to tell my work. Don't you think that's the worst conversation? Be like, hey, just letting you guys know I'm not coming in tomorrow because I'm going to fucking prison. Does that come off annual leave? I think you just get fired, don't you?

Yeah, probably. If you go to jail, surely they're just like, cool, we're going to cut our losses here. Hey, have I got three weeks annual leave left? Why is that? Oh, I'm facing 21 days in the tank for being a few misdemeanours. Oh, no, because I'm going to jail for eight months and I really want to get some money.

Can I go into negative? Yeah. Josh Rogge, oh, sorry, Smosh Smodges has messaged through and he said, I'm a pizza delivery guy in Florida. Oh, my God, I thought you were about to say in Richmond. I was like, what the fuck did I do? By the way, Tony the Audio Queen is going to come out here. Oh, okay, great.

You're going to have to redo this whole scene. Okay. Smoshmodges says, I listened to your podcast while driving the car around delivering pizzas in Florida. Oh, cool. I was making a delivery to the very family-friendly Disney resort. No. And I had to pause the episode because it was when Tony was making the sex noises.

Remember when you were describing the straight guy who was having a... For the first time having sex. A gay experience, yes. The person who I was delivering the pizza to was waiting outside the car park. So I didn't have to go into the hotel or the room. And as a delivery driver, how good's that? They're just waiting there. Yeah.

He goes, it was great. I didn't even have to get out of the car. I was just going to pass the pizza through the window and carry on with my day. Yep. As I leaned over to the passenger seat to grab the pizzas, I bumped my phone and the podcast started playing through the car speakers.

So here I am in the family-friendly Disney resort and very loudly, Tony Lodge is making sex noises blaring through the whole children's park. This sounds very sex pesty. Especially other people in the park go, does that sound like Tony Lodge? Yeah, we know her. How do we know that noise? Yeah. Sound like Tony Lodge. Yeah, we know her. How do we know that noise? Yeah.

The person who was collecting the pizza. Oh, no. Was mortified and I've never had anyone look at me in such disgust, says Smosh Modgers. Oh, I'm so sorry. I mean, I can't take the full blame for this. He was listening on the job. You've got to be aware of the risks. And also when you pause it, just don't unpause it. Exactly.

I don't get embarrassed easily, says Smosh Smodges. However, when this happened, I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. I feel really bad but at the same time it's pretty funny. P.S. I did not receive a tip. Oh, so do we have to send him, what's that, 15%? 15% of a pizza, what's that? Oh, fucking hell. Yeah, put that on the tab, take it out of the Patreon. Yeah, you can take your money back.

What do you use for the money? To hire Franco to edit the videos and to pay Smosh Smodges back for the tips he's not receiving at Florida Disneyland. Question though, you're staying at Disneyland. Yeah. Who's getting a pizza delivered? What else would you do? What if you want a pizza?

No, but they have, like, a billion restaurants at Disneyland. No, but this is at the resort, though. Yeah. Have you been to Disneyland? Yeah, but not the resort. Have you stayed on Disneyland? Okay. So I have.

Okay. Oh, jeez, you must be doing all right. Fancy girl. You were hanging out with Smosh Modgers. Yeah, I was. Giving them their in-person experience. But there's, like, you must be doing all right. Fancy girl. You were hanging out with Smosh Modgers. Yeah, I was. Giving them their in-person experience. But there's, like, awesome food there. So I was at...

Is this your issue with the story? This is the thing that you're going to put your foot down? I just... I mean, continue, but, I mean, is this the bit? So I went to Euro Disney, so, like, Disneyland in Paris. Fuck, where did you go to Paris? I went with my mum when I was 13. Lovely.

And I wanted to go to Paris since I was a little girl watching that show Madeline. Did you ever watch Madeline? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the 12 little girls in two straight lines. The smallest one was Madeline. She may be teeny tiny. That was a great show.

She may be tippy-ty. And, yeah, they live in an orphanage. Sorry to bring up traumatic events for you, potentially, I don't know, orphanage. And then they all live without parents. My orphanage, we didn't live in an orphanage. Sorry to bring up traumatic events for you, potentially. I don't know, orphanage. And then they all live without parents. My orphanage, we didn't get to go to Paris. Yeah, well, they lived in Paris with Miss Clavel. Oh.

Yeah, so, I mean. Give or take. Yeah, I mean, you win, Samuel. I was in Ringwood. Similar. Same thing. And so I wanted to go to Paris. And so when I was, I know that this sounds like very, very privileged.

It does. And I was. I was so lucky. But my mum wanted to travel a lot but my dad didn't like to fly. So just the two of you? Yeah, so my mum was like, I really want to go to Europe. Tony wants to go to Paris. Dad didn't want to go so we went together.

Are you implying that you went all the way to Paris with your mum and you guys did not order pizza? Is that what this is? So we went to England and then we went to Paris and then we went to Disneyland Paris. We stayed on Disneyland for five days. Holy shit, that is living when you're that age as well. Yeah, I was 13.

How about it? We were in Disneyland for five days. It was fucking sick. And we stayed in one of the resorts. So we were staying in Disneyland. And the food was awesome because you just eat fucking candy and, like, garbage all day. And then at night time you're, like, in your –

so every part of the Disney resort is themed. So we were in – So which theme were you in? So we were in the cheaper one. Yeah. I mean, the cheap one in Paris. I mean, the bad seat in first class, you know what I'm saying? Exactly.

I mean, the bad seed in first class, you know what I'm saying? Exactly. But so it was like Mexican-style like cars, like the Disney movie Cars kind of vibe. And it was like so all the food was like Mexican kind of food. And then they had like, yeah, like Western versions of kind of like it was very watered down for white people. Are you calling schmo schmo just a liar? No.

But what I'm interested in is who's ordering a pizza, though, to a resort that's, like, really fucking expensive? I reckon this is what's happened. Okay. And, again, all I know is what schmosh smodges has told me. Yeah, so I absolutely love that he was, you know, going to deliver the pizza. But what's the schmuck at the fucking Disneyland Hotel doing?

I reckon the kids have just been menaces all day eating trash. Yep. So they've ordered a healthy pizza? So then they get up to the hotel at the end of the day and they go to the restaurant and the kids are just being annoying and shit and he's like taking care of the kids and blah, blah, blah. Yep. And he's like, the kids finally go to bed.

It's like 11pm. The pizza's for you. He's had dinner and he's gone, you know what? I'd love a pizza. I'm loving that the kids are having a great time. But finally, after 15 hours of torture, I'm going to order a pizza. Yeah, I've been standing in line at the Nemo ride. A Jim Beam and cola.

And I'm going to watch ESPN Sports Centre and eat a margarita and just live my truth. Oh, yeah. But instead, you know what he had to deal with? Me. Doing what? Moaning. Well, before you get instead, you know what he had to deal with? Me. Doing what? Moaning. Well, here's the...

Before you get too warmed up. Yeah. And I mean, we're all pretty warm after that. We're all pretty warm. Jesus Christ. Don't look at me when you do that. I've had this conversation before. Tony, the audio queen, here's what I want from you.

Okay, you want me to reenact Smosh Smodges. Can you act out Smosh Smodges ready to deliver the pizza? Yep. The sex noisesges. Yep. Ready to deliver the pizza. Yep. The sex noises playing. Yep. Then the perplexed pizza purchaser appearing petrified. And then Smoshy getting embarrassed, revving his car, and then doing a burnout to get out of the car park as soon as possible.

Yep. Okay. Oh, Tony, this is you. Oh, Tony. All right. So can you reenact a guy having sex for the first time? Oh, yeah, I can definitely do that.

Oh, hi, mate. Yeah, it's my first time. Oh, fuck, I better pause this. I've got to deliver this pizza. That's the window rolling down. Podcast is paused. Oh, hey, mate, is this for? Do you reckon they say made in Florida?

Oh, no. Hey, guy um this pizza's for steve um oh yeah mate that pizza's for steve yeah i'm just getting it for you grab it oh no it wasn't baby cry here's your pizza. No tip. And then there's a window rolling back up. Just had a word picture. It was a tall ask. It was a tall ask what I gave you. I feel you've done very well there.

Thank you. I really tried. Oh, the other thing that I was going to include was Disneyland sound effects, which I forgot. All right. Him rolling down the window. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all.

Here's your pizza. Hey, it's Josh from South Carolina, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Big shout out to our champion tapas. So thank you to everyone that has joined this week. Our brand-new champion tapas give a massive shout-out. Josh Kilgore, thank you so much. I've got a story about Josh Kilgore. Oh, what is it?

Do you want me to tell you now or do you want to read those out? Oh, I feel like are we taking the shine off the other people now? Okay, you go. All right. Kate Page, thank you so much. I've got a great story about Kate Page. Snazzy Emma, Emma Farquhar, thank you so much. Dale Ian Johnson.

It's actually Farquhar. Farquhar. As in like Farquhar and the arsehole. Oh. Because she messaged, because we sent her a personalised video. Oh, and we said Farquhar. And we were like, oh, we don't want to like say the wrong name. And she's like, oh, thanks so much for the video.

I loved it. It's actually pronounced Farquhar. And I was like, okay. Oh, were like, oh, we don't want to say the wrong name. And she's like, oh, thanks so much for the video. I loved it. It's actually pronounced fuck-a. And I was like, okay. I'll trust you, babe. All good. Could you use Emma fuck-a in a sentence? Emma fuck-a? Oh, barely know her.

Yeah, that's good. Thanks. No, what's the thing about Josh Kilgore? It was Josh Kilgore? Yeah. Okay, so I get this message because I do a lot of the inboxing and stuff with the Patreon. Well, you're busy editing all these podcasts.

Oh, thanks, mate. I needed that today. You carry this show. Mate, you carry it. As commented by someone else. Oh, yeah. Us lives got to stick together. All right, actually, just quickly.

We all know that Tony is hilariously funny. You're a very hilarious lady. And I love just how funny you are, as does everyone who listens to this show. Thank you. That's very sweet. So this, and I mean, I know that. Everyone knows that. Yeah.

So this person goes. You're funny, mate. Someone comments on my Instagram. Tony's carrying that show. And I'm like, we've joked about me being the butter to her bread. Yes. And, you know. But it's all in fun.

We are equal parts in this. Yeah, but just, I don't know, just really, I'm like, I know she's funny. Yeah. Just get, I know. So we actually talked about this on the Patreon episode this week, patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. No pressure if you want to. Sounds like you're pressuring me.

Please don't pressure me. And I told you about a mean comment, but I'm wondering if we should start a segment, you know, like celebrities read mean tweets. If we should start, because I got another one and I messaged you about this this week. And it was a video of us being like things you can say in the bedroom and the blah.

Yeah. And someone commented, I bet you she wishes someone was saying these to her. What a shit thing to say. But someone literally is. How do you think we made the fucking video? I'm literally saying it to Tony as it happens. I bet you wish what is happening right now. I don't need to wish.

It's fucking happening. It's fucking happening. It's fucking happening. And 200,000 fucking people have seen it, mate. Get fucked. Oh, righto. Yeah. That fucking got me right up. That really pissed me off.

Is that the person that called us a couple of loaves? A couple of loaves? Who calls someone a couple of loaves? Not inaccurate, but just I've never heard that term before. And I just, it sounds delicious. A couple of loaves. Not inaccurate, but just I've never heard that term before. And I just, it sounds delicious. A couple of loaves rolled in. Butter this. So, and I can't be clearer that this Josh is a different Josh to the one.

Smosh Rogers. They're two different people. Hi, Ryan and Tony. Excited to finally join the Patreon and support y'all. Oh, thank you, Josh. Don't like the y'all? It's fine if it comes from an American, but you saying it in your voice is weird. Okay.

So it was from Josh, right? Yeah. Josh Kilgore. But it's not. But it's not. My fiancé Josh and I love you guys. My name is Ross. Josh and Ross.

Josh and Ross. They're a couple. Engaged. Congratulations, lads. Josh and Ross. Josh and Ross. They're a couple. Engaged. Congratulations, lads. Oh, congratulations. But I really wanted to sign up under Josh's name. It's because I know that when you give the shout out, you'll say the name of the account and we listen together in the car

and he will lose his shit when he hears this. That's the fucking sweetest thing I've ever heard. Well, to Josh and Ross, put your nappies on, lads, because you're about to shit yourself. It's happening right now. Josh Kilgore, we love you, mate. Thank you so much for being a part of it. But thank you to your partner, Ross, who has set that up. That's so fucking lovely. We're getting married on April 30, 2022, and we will gladly give Tony all my money to

come and speak at my wedding. So April 2023? No, 2022. 2022. Oh, next year. Considering Australian travel restrictions, that's probably not looking good for us. We love you so much. I hope this message reaches you. Thank y'all for making

every day so much brighter. That is so fucking nice. You know what makes my day brighter? What? Knowing that there's fiancés like Ross doing great things for their partners. What a guy. What a guy. Now, last week on the show, you said that before purchasing your bag,

which you have right now, by the way, that you not only did a whole bunch of online research, you actually watched YouTube videos. Yep. Just to make sure that, why were you watching the YouTube? Okay. There was a specific thing. I just don't remember the specific thing.

Fit my laptop in there. Great. And so I watched videos of people like packing the bag for their day, unpacking it, and then I watched a different, other couple of different types of bags to see which one I should buy. Yep. And I thought that was like I. So I said normal or nah.

You said no fucking way. No fucking way. I do appreciate that you don't like to waste money. Yeah, thank you. Cost per wear, like I'm all for that. I just thought that was really excessive and I was surprised that anyone would do this. And I, Ryan Jonathan Dunn.

I'm wrong. People might not think that you're joking there Your middle name is just John My middle name's John It's not Jonathan Ryan Jonathan Ryan Jonathan I am wrong

Ryan Jonathan Sorry that's fucking sent me What's Tony shot for? It's just Tony What? It's just Tony It's not Antonia It's not Antoinette

It's not Tonifer It's Tony Tonifer? Like Jennifer, but a tone. Crystal, I won't buy anything over $50 unless I watch YouTube videos about it. Nothing at all ever, says Crystal. Erin, I read through reviews on Amazon. I look at the Instagram hashtags and watch YouTube videos.

And this is a great point Erin has. Erin said, I want to see women with body types similar to mine, what they look like. It's all well and good for the website to have these models in it. Yep. But she goes, I click on the hashtag so I can see real people wearing the thing. That's so smart.

That is so smart. That is so fucking smart. And I'm not going to pretend as a dude that we've got it like as hard with people judging and whatever. But I find I'll look at the website and then it comes to my house and I'm like, I don't look like the guy on the website. Yeah. And I want to see how it fits with a bit of a dad bod

and a bit of a butt and stuff. Yeah. And so I don't. No, I totally vibe you. 100%. Hayley Noble. I once asked a girlfriend to bring her bag over to my house and show me how she folds things and how she places them in the bag

before I was willing to purchase the bag. Yeah, no, I write that. So that's like YouTube. It's like personally. Yeah. I know you're a YouTuber. Can you just come around? Can I pay you to come to my house and do this thing for me?

I really need to see how you put your laptop and your Frank Green water bottle in there. But her friend literally, like, did it on the kitchen table. That is so sweet. And then Hayley just goes, yep. Yep. I'm down. I'm good for that bag.

I'm down for it. Well, I was going to buy a bag a lot more expensive than this. That looks great. Thank you. I mean, what do I know? It's a black bag. It's very simple. It's very me. Thank you. But I was what do I know? It's a black bag. It's very simple. It's very me.

Thank you. But I was going to buy a bag that was a lot more expensive until my friend Jane was like, I forgot the bag. And I was like, cool, how does your laptop fit? How does your water bottle fit? And she was like, it's actually not great for an everyday bag. Yeah. So you've saved yourself a fortune. I saved myself over $1,000.

Whoa. But literally probably 100 comments saying, I'm Team Tony. Oh, yeah. What a fucking surprise. Yeah. I'm just the butter to her bread. She's carrying this podcast. I'm carrying it.

That's exactly right. Now I'm carrying this beautiful bag that I researched. I have something to bring up, though, about the feedback. It's feedback time. We asked about hobbies last week. Yes. You need a hobby. That I want to try and find a hobby because I feel like I'm not a very interesting person

and I just, you know, don't have enough of my fucking plate. Well, you started a new job and everyone said, I actually think the question is harrowing. Yeah. So what do you do for fun? Yeah. Don't fucking attack me like that. Yeah, don't. I eat pizza and sit on my couch.

So my wife, Bridget, came home after listening to that and she was just like, who asked? Like she was angry at the people you work with. How dare they ask that question? How dare they put you on the spot and force you to be something that you're not? Bridget actually texted me about it and was like, are you okay? Do you want to read the text or do you have to beep things out?

No, the text cannot be read. Okay. Okay. The text can't be read out okay however i would just like to say she was on my side she's very defensive on my behalf and she will not be going to your staff christmas party and telling your new bosses what she thinks of them because what an awful thing to say so what do you do for fun don't fucking attack me yeah please don't be so aggressive but all these people right commented on so you commented, you put up a post, sorry, saying like,

Tony Lodge needs a hobby. What do you guys do for fun? And everyone's like posting three things at a time. Are they doing all those three things every day, every week? Is every week someone picking up crocheting and going horse riding and reading a whole fucking book? For me, reading, when people are like, I love to read, I read a book or two a week, I'm like, when the fuck do you do that?

When do you have time? And I don't know if I've ever told you this. I'm actually, this might surprise you, I'm actually not very good at reading. That does not surprise me at all. You can't even fucking talk. That doesn't surprise me. I assumed you were a fucking idiot this whole time. I'm not very good at...

No offence, mate. I mean, lots taken. But for me to read something and for it to, like, stick, like, often... Oh, yeah. I'll often would read two pages and it's like I was thinking about something else and my mind was just going through the words and I'll go, oh, I haven't taken that.

And the fact you can read a book and remember what happened, by the time, if I read a thriller, by the time they're like, oh, this is the guy who did the murder, I was like, someone died? Yeah. I don't remember any of this. What happened? I really like reading. Bring a movie out already.

Yeah, yeah, I'll watch it. I'll see it the next time around. I really like reading but I don't ever make time for it. Yeah, or read for fun. I read for uni. Or if I need to learn something, I'll read the manual. That's a lie. That's not true.

I'll just leave it in the box forever. Well, I only really read, like, autobiographies or biographies and stuff. Or self-help books. I love self-help books. Really? Yeah, at the moment I'm reading like The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck. Mark Manson. Because you and I have talked about that before, yeah.

Which part do you like? So I've read it before and I'm rereading it hoping to really like ingest the vibes. I read that book when I was in a, I mean, I was in the best place I've ever been. Yeah. And then. Because a few years ago, right? Yeah, a few years ago. I wasn't having a great time and I was like, I was giving a, I mean, I was in the best place I've ever been. Yeah. And then. Because a few years ago, right? Yeah, a few years ago. I wasn't having a great time and I was like,

I was giving a fuck about too much stuff and I was concerned and I was anxious and I was worried all the time. Taking it all on. And then literally this new phenomenon comes out, it goes how to stop giving a fuck and I was like, well, that's exactly what I need. Yeah. I can understand why people don't love the book because it's quite.

In your face. And it's very pointed. It's like super aggressive, but I kind of like that as an aggressive person. You are an aggressive person. Yeah. I also really like The Power of Now, you know, that Eckhart Tolle book. Have you read that?

No. Oh, that's quite good as well. It's kind of like the whole book is set up of like, oh, I can't live with myself. And then he's like, hang on, if I'm living with myself, then who am I? And it's like how to like – Oh, you've just blown my mind. Exactly, yeah. So it's actually very good. I'll lend it to you how to like. Oh, you've just blown my mind. Exactly. Yeah.

So it's actually very good. I'll lend it to you. I've got a copy of that. It's very good. I can't read, but there's an audio book. Yeah, maybe. There's an app called Blink List that goes, hey, that whole book, here's a 15-minute dot point.

And I'm like, oh, if I can bring it out. Oh, that's good. Maybe, you know what we could do? Maybe I could call you and read you the book. Just give me the five dot point notes. No, I'll just read you the book and you can go to sleep. Yeah, of course. You talk to me while I go to sleep? Of course.

That's nice. Yeah, I love you, mate. You rub my back as well? Yeah. Oh, you love me? Yeah. I love you too, mate. Oh, thanks, mate.

Should we do love to sleep? I have something for the whole team. Really? Something that the whole TARP family will enjoy. Okay, shoot. Okay, so everyone might remember that a few weeks ago we talked about the potential of a Tony and Ryan podcast tattoo. Oh, yes. Yeah, and we had somebody reach out, Josh, on Instagram.

He is at... Can anyone be involved with this show that isn't named Josh today? I know. Wow. It's being Josh Day. It's actually Monday. But Josh at Wood Tattoo on Instagram, at Wood underscore Tattoo, reached out and said, I'd love to tattoo a tarpa for you.

And our mate Trilby got in touch. Trilby's a legend. Such a legend. And they teed up a time together, figured out when they wanted to do it. And the tattoo has happened. And as you're listening to this, Ryan will put up our episode thread with a picture of the tattoo. It looks fucking sick.

It's actually a lot bigger than I was expecting. I've never heard you say those words before. But it is quite big and it looks fucking awesome. Truby's stoked. Josh did a great job. Get around it. You love to see it. You love to see that.

Literally our biggest fans. Do you want to do a spoiler and say the words that are on it? No, I reckon leave it for the group. Okay. Leave it for the group. But anyone who's listened to this podcast will see it immediately and go, oh, okay. But it's so great and Josh has done a great job

and Trilby, what a fucking champ for going and getting that done. Legend. Legend. You do love to see it. You love to see it. Just a quick one, just a meme here that I found that I thought everyone would love. I love that.

Should we do more memes? I'm all about the memes. Same. I've got that board game, what do you meme? You know that? Yeah. Yeah, I've got that. We we do more memes? I'm all about the memes. Same. I've got that board game. What do you meme? You know that? Yeah. Yeah, I've got that.

We should play that later. Lots of people tag me in those things because it's a lot of like in the bedroom. Double entendre thing. And when I say a meme, I'm pretty sure I stole this off Keisha from Life Uncut, that podcast. Oh, shit. They post such good memes. Loves a meme. Yeah.

This one just really hit me hard. Yeah. Girls with houseplants make really good girlfriends, this guy's tweeted, because they've learnt to care for something that just sits around all day doing fuck all. Oh, I'm not a good girlfriend then because all my plants are dead. All my boyfriend's dead.

Good luck, Torbs. He's going to cop it tonight. And by it, I don't mean that. I mean death. We're actually going to get pizza tonight. Oh, that's cute. I'm really pumped about it. From baby?

No, we're going to get Shawcross. Yeah, because last night we got that at a work party and it was fucking awesome. And I was like eating the pizza with all my new friends. And I was like, Torbs would love this. So as soon as I got home, I was a bit and I was like, oh Torbs, we got this great pizza tonight and you would love it. Let's get it for dinner tomorrow night. Which is pretty cute.

That was a great reenactment too. It's pretty cute. By the way everyone, Tony got real drunk last night. I did get really drunk last night. At a work party. Yeah. Tomorrow on the show, the grand return of George Wendell. Oh, George Wendell, that sex pest.

He's done something in the kitchen that I actually am all for. Oh. And yes, you were right. Anal in the kitchen. Call that the episode. Anal in the kitchen. That's tomorrow on this podcast feed. I'll write it down.

Chat to you tomorrow. Love you so much. Thanks for listening. Bye for listening. Meow. Meow-riah, Kerry. I'm so fucking proud of myself.