Toni and Ryan - DITCH YOUR UNDERWEAR

Episode Date: May 3, 2022

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Hello? Phil, please do not cry, but it's Tony and Ryan here. Oh, my God. Shut the front door and lock it. Oh, my God, guys. How are you? Did you say shut the front door and lock it? We're not robbers.

I know. Butter me up and call me a biscuit. Holy shit. Well, Phil, would you approve this episode? I 1 billion percent approve this podcast. Absolutely. Well, fill me up and top me off. Hey, this is Phil from Ontario, Canada, and I approve this podcast.

I've got some gross news to start the show with. Oh. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast, by the way. Oh, welcome. Shareholder meeting on Friday. Gross? What do you mean? Like yucky?

Almost half of single men who live in the UK, half of them, only change their sheets every four months. How do you feel about that, Tony Lodge? Um, that's yucky, isn't it? I don't know if this stat is worse. A couple of thousand people were surveyed for this. It was about 48% said, yeah, every four months or so. 12% said they didn't actually know or couldn't remember,

which to me sounds like I'm just not changing them, which means four months plus is really about 60%. Yeah. And apparently, and when I say apparently, I mean fucking obviously, it becomes a lot more regular once they are no longer single. Oh. Because they go, oh, a girl's coming over? Oh, yeah, maybe I will show some basic decent level of hygiene

so this girl won't be disgusted by the filthy man I am. Do you reckon it's also like most people don't consider having a spare set of sheets when they like first move out of home? Absolutely. Like because I don't think it's a gender thing at all. I think it's like you just don't even really think about it because like well this is super privileged and like a bit of a dick thing to say,

but like my mum used to do all of that. So like I don't even think about it. And so you move out, you buy a set of sheets and you go, well, I can't wash them because then what's going to go on the thing while they're on the line? Yeah. And then I think there was... We don't all have dryers.

Yeah, when I first moved out of home, there were many nights where Torbs and I slept just like directly on the mattress because we fucked up the timing of like the washing still being damp and not being up. I decided to wash my sheets at 5pm. Oh, well, fucking good luck with that, mate. Got a burst of energy late in the afternoon. You're sleeping on the couch, you fucking idiot.

So I thought for Normal or Nah this week, there's a few cleaning issues to discuss. Okay. This one's from Curtis Miller Miller who listens to the podcast. Hi, Curtis. Thanks for messaging through, Curtis. Normal or nah, pre-washing dishes before you put them in the dishwasher.

Now, this actually fucks a lot of people off. It does. Normal for me because I give it a quick rinse if there's stuff on it, as in like say you've had mashed potato or pasta or something and there's like remnants on there, I'll give it a quick rinse before I pop it in. But like I know that that is like the thing you're not supposed to do. Torbs does our dishwasher because I always fuck it up. I did it last night.

What do you mean fuck it up? You pushed the button. I did it last night, right? I stacked the dishwasher and he came out and he went. And was really annoyed. And I was like, mate, what? I stacked the dishwasher and he came out and he went. And was really annoyed. And I was like, mate, what? And he was like, nothing. And I was like, whoa, because he's very easygoing,

doesn't really get like that. And I was like, oh, have I done a bad job? He's like, it's not the worst I've seen. Like tried to be super diplomatic. He didn't say it like that. He did. Big boy don't speak like that. It's not the worst I've seen. He that. It's not the worst I've seen.

He goes, it's not the worst I've seen. And I went, well, how did I do a bad job? It just all goes on the thing. And he was like, it doesn't, though, does it? He's just never happy with how I do it. And then I was like, don't put that big pot in. I'll just wash that by hand. He's like, don't wash things by hand if you've got the dishwasher going on.

I'm like, bro. Okay, so you and I are the same person here. I would rather, if it's one big pot, instead of taking up heaps of space in the dishwasher, I'll just wash it. Thank you. I'm not that much of a lazy asshole that I'm like, oh, the pot has to go in the dishwasher. I'll just wash it by hand and dry it and put it back in the cupboard. I think you and I might've suffered from the same thing which has caused us to be like this because I'll also. Not having a mum. Oh, no.

No. Not related. No. No. No. I'll also wash down a plate and get the main bits. Give me a rinse before I put it in. Yeah, because otherwise the filter and the dishwasher

is just going to get filled with dick. I know. Yeah. Tabitha Payton says, my husband does this. It drives me fucking crazy. You're about to wash it anyway. What a waste of fucking time. But. Yeah. Tabitha Payton says, my husband does this. It drives me fucking crazy. You're about to wash it anyway. What a waste of fucking time. But here's what Tabitha probably doesn't understand that Tony and I do.

Yeah. I've lived in houses with really shit dishwashers. Dishwashers? Dishwashers. And if I put something in it with a skerrick of food on it, it's still probably going to fucking be there when I put the thing out. Yeah. So must be nice for you people who have always lived with dishwashers that actually fucking

work. Yep. Because, hey, if you put a pot in there, it's going to fuck the whole thing. I might just wash that one by hand. Yep. Oh, there's a little bit of sauce on the side there. Well, if you want that barbecue sauce staying on that plate for the next 73 years, you just go ahead and write and fucking put that right in.

Or maybe I'll just give it a quick wipe off before I put it in. It just takes no time. Like it just, is it a time thing, do you think, or people are like it's effort? I think their issue is you're doing something that's about to be done anyway. Jared McQuaig says, as a self-proclaimed dishwashing expert, I mean, fuck Jared, get a better personality.

He's got to want to get a fucking life. He's got a life. He's got a life. He's got a personality. I don't think so. Now I'm questioning my original assessment. Fucking hell. Wow, that was a hot thing to say. Questioning my original assessment.

Modern dishwasher detergents contain. Oh, God, you fucked it right up. Modern dishwasher detergents. Well, I'm just quoting Jared. Modern dishwasher detergent contains enzymes that essentially... Enzymes. What did I say? Enzymes.

Don't fucking at me. Sorry, mate. They essentially digest the food right off the dishes. What are you, a fucking rep for the fucking finished detergent, mate? What the fuck? Do you know what my thing is? And this makes me sound like I'm literally 100 years old. Like, I'm the old woman from Mikey's

Cafe yesterday. I don't trust them. Is that right? I grew up without a dishwasher. The first 20 years of my life, I lived at home and we didn't have a dishwasher. It was something we did as a family. Everyone had a different night that they would wash and then the other kids would have to dry. So it would always be me, my brother and my two sisters, and we would do the dishes together every night. My dad would already be having a shower and getting ready for bed and my mum would be having a coffee on the couch. Like that was our thing.

We always did the dishes. We never had a dishwasher. And now I just can't put something dirty in the dishwasher and trust that this machine, that we don't really know how it works. We don't really have any evidence for how that works. We don't know about the enzyminons that are going to digest the food. We don't know. We can't trust what goes in that little silver box and what comes out.

You know, I'd rather wash the dishes by hand. I don't trust them. Wow. There is so much to unpack here. Literally, and the dishwasher. I don't know why, but what flapped me the most about this is that your mum's having a coffee after dinner. She'll be up all night.

But what a cute memory for you to have with the family. Yeah. That is beautiful. Yeah, that's what we did every night. I'll just have to add to the list. I've got a running list here of things that Tony doesn't trust. So I'll just above Bill Gates and below vaccines. Don't.

That is fake fucking news. I've had all three shots. I trust science. I trust science, just not the dishwashers oh fuck me up um let's go to John Prentice

um he says normal oh this hi John this is this episode is the most triggering fucking podcast ever

I feel bad because I've just gone on a bit of a rampage and I feel like another one's coming yeah nah you'll get revved up by this. Normal or nah keeping a glass next to the sink because I might use it for a glass of water later like if he has a drink of water he'll just leave the glass by the sink because he goes if I want another glass of water I'm not gonna dirty another glass and I don't wash it because I've just drank water out of it.

It's fine. It's a bit wet, but whatever. It drives my wife crazy. And then lasagna, who some pronounce lasagna. Lasagna? Lasagna. Yeah. Yeah.

She says, infuriating. I completely agree with your wife. If it's living in the sink, it's A, about to be washed, or B, has been cleaned and is living in the sink, it's A, about to be washed or B, has been cleaned and is living in the dish rack soon to be popped away. It's not a working area as in like an in progress cup. It's either clean or it's being cleaned. You don't just sit stuff there. Yeah. I think if you've got, this is a nah for me because I drink water out of my Frank Green water bottle. I'm not a cup on the go girl.

No. And if I am being a cup on the go girl, I enjoy a jug of water and a glass next to it, but that would be like on my desk or on the table. I used to always do it here at work. Have your glass and your jug and yep. Yeah. I find that if I have a jug and a glass, I drink a lot more water because it's like so easy to just like pick up and do it. So would this fuck you off just seeing it?

Like if you saw a glass and you go, oh, I'll put it in the dishwasher, I'll clean it. No, no, I might have a drink later. Well, I think that if I did it, I would then just rinse it and wipe it and put it in the cupboard. But then you have to get it out of the cupboard again. But like who cares? How much spare time have you got in your day, mate?

Well, I mean we're putting them into these untrustworthy dishwashers. If you're just going to have a drink every time and apparently these dishwashers are so good and the Zeminons are fucking doing whatever, then have a drink, put it in the dishwasher, get another cup. It doesn't cost anything. Yeah, but you might not do that five times a day. But why not just put your on-the-go cup, just fill it straight back up and take it with you wherever you're working or doing?

Oh, so you're going to tell John how to live his life? Yeah. You heard. I'm all for it. I've got cups on the go in every room. I agree with lasagna. It's not an in-progress area. Okay.

Unless it is a knife with butter on it because you're not sure if you're going to have another piece of toast yet. So you're for that? I'm for that. So you're for that and against the glass? Because I do that. I do that. It's the same thing.

Is it? Yeah. It's not an in-progress area. Oh, okay. It's a loitering. So I've got to go one or the other? Yeah. No fence sitting?

I mean, it seems like you're sitting on fences in your house. All right. Nah. Interesting. What are you? I'm for normal. Yeah, but you've got stuff on the go everywhere. Yeah, it's great.

Always ready to go. You've got stuff on the go everywhere. Yeah, it's great. Always ready to go. You've got stuff on the go here, my house, your house, like fucking everywhere has an on-the-go thing. The other day, your hair product was in my car. Like you've just got your shit is sprawled across Melbourne. It is like Melbourne is your locker room and you could just go to different points in the city where you've visited previously and find something that belongs to you there.

You probably walk into the fucking dentist and go, oh, have you got the dry cleaning that I ordered to get dropped off here? Like you're a fucking hot mess, mate. Can I tell you something that'll really fuck you up? Yeah, add it on. In year 12, final year of school in Melbourne. Congratulations. Eltham High School. Yeah, I have passed high school, believe it or not.

Yeah, I don't. But the dishwasher's on. I don't trust that, but I do trust this. You have a locker where you keep all your textbooks and your notebooks and stuff in your bag. I never have a bag because it's got to carry it around again. Yeah, with your stuff in it that you need. No, no, no. So I got to the point where I couldn't be bothered with a lock

because I didn't have anything valuable. So I just left my books and stuff just in the locker without a locker. Books are very expensive. Textbooks is a fucking rort and I'm with you on that one. So you just decided to leave your expensive textbooks there without a lock? No, I didn't because. Sounds like that's what you're saying.

Well, I started like that and then I realised that my locker was like at one end of school, but it turned out most of my classes were at the other end. So I just left my individual books in the room that I would later use them for. So my economics book, I just left it in the economics room. So when I'd rock up to class with nothing, they'd go, where's your stuff? And I'd go, oh, it's just sitting over there. It's been here since Tuesday.

What if someone took it? No one did. Or what if someone went, oh, I need to use that What if someone took it? No one did Or what if someone went Oh I need to use that today And then took it home And then you didn't have a book And then that day you were like In a fucking hot flat

Because Never happened But the thing that fucks me off Is that that wouldn't happen to you That would happen to me If I left You don't know that though No

Give it a chance to happen Let it happen mate I have almost 30 years Of anecdotal proof that, yes, that would happen to me. Shit goes wrong for me all the time. Shit does. I attract small inconveniences.

It doesn't happen to you that way. How can you attract small inconveniences? I'm obviously fucking vibrating at the wrong frequency or something. Yeah, you're magnetic. Yeah, like I'm just attracting fucking tiny shit things. Nothing big and bad happens, but like little things like someone picking up my book or, oh, do you know what really used to fuck me up?

When I used to work here, my desk, we can see it from the studio, I used to always have a phone charger sitting on my computer. Oh, no. Yeah, sorry, I'm a culprit of this. Yeah, I know you fucking are. How many times did I, when we worked in the crossover, did I wander out from my studio. Oh, no. Yeah. Sorry, I'm a culprit of this. Yeah, I know you fucking are. How many times did I, when we worked in the crossover, did I wander out from my studio and go, G'day, Tony, nice to meet you, mate.

Didn't I have a phone charger? Didn't I have a phone charger out here? Yep. And it was you and Jane. Oh, the fucking eye rolls. Oh, here he comes again. If you want to use a charger, bring your own from home. And the thing with a charger is that it is so small

that people borrow it and then they just forget. And because there's no real identifying feature of an iPhone charger because they all look the same. They all, like, they just get passed around and whatever. They just all look exactly the same. The amount of times that I would come into work the next, like, so Drive would do their show and I would come in at fucking 4am for breakfast the next day and my charger would be gone.

And that would fuck my whole day. It would fuck your whole day. It would. Because I would sit there and think about it and go, well, now I've got to buy another one. I don't have a spare $30. Okay. So you don't trust other people with your phone charger?

Don't trust a dishwasher. Who do you trust? People that wash by hand and have a Samsung. People that wash by hand and have a Samsung. Hey, it's Phil from Ontario, Canada, and you guys are listening to Tony and Ryan. Friday. Big meeting. Friday share Big meeting. Friday shareholder meeting.

We look forward to seeing you here on this podcast feed. That's Friday. And tomorrow on the show, because it's Mother's Day, I think in most countries around the world it's Mother's Day this weekend. I don't think so. Isn't it? No. I think like Aussie New Zealand and then the UK's is a different time.

So New Father's Day is like months apart. Yes, September. Mother's Day is in Australia this weekend. Yes. So tomorrow on the show, only jokes Tony and I can tell about mothers. Yep. Or lack thereof. All right, that's tomorrow.

I don't know if it's going to be cringe or funny. I actually don't know how that's going to play out. But the thing is. Happy Mother's Day to you all. Is that even if it's going to be cringe or funny. I actually don't know how that's going to play out. But the thing is. Happy Mother's Day to you all. Is that even if it's not funny, we could just start crying and everyone would feel sorry for us. Right, so if we start crying, that's why. Yeah.

My jokes aren't funny and my mum's dead. Well, your mum's not dead. No. Well, she might be. Who's to say? Sorry. See, that is an example of a joke I can't make because it's not mine. Well, apparently you can.

Apparently you can. I did, but I don't think I can. A big thank you to a few of our champion tapas that will be present. Sorry, did you hear there's someone out there? What? Did you hear? No. I thought it was my mum.

She's been missing for 35 years. How long does it take to get cigarettes? That's on the show tomorrow. We were talking. Okay. Last week we were chatting to somebody who works here in the building and told us about a ghost. Oh, so you thought it was a ghost?

Then, yeah, I thought it was my mum. See? Go your butt! Yeah, see, the jokes just keep on coming at the Tony and Ryan podcast. A big thank you to a few of our champion tapas who will be present at our shareholder meeting on Friday. Bernadette, Ross Cowan, Jenny Haag and Jordan Louch. Thank you so much.

Oh, Louchy. Yeah, big Louch. Louching on the couch. Anyway, oh, let's talk about your underwear. Oh, I forgot we were going's talk about your underwear oh so i forgot we're gonna talk about that sorry um i just uh sorry mate have i thrown you under the bus here so months ago i told a story how i was riding a bike to work yeah i've got a follow-up but let me just quickly bring you up to speed and use the english language yeah beautiful i was riding past a bunch of high school kids because I live near a school. So I was riding past the school on my way to work.

Yes. And I mean, who's not terrified of teenagers, right? Oh, my God. It honestly makes, if I had a penis, it would go back up inside myself every time. It has done many times. So because I've got a bit of a dad bod, a bit of a gut, a bit of a tongue, a bit of a butt, sometimes when I'm sitting down, I get a bit of like plumbers crack. Yeah.

And I was like I can't ride past all these high school kids and have my arse hanging out. Yeah. So I kind of put my hand back and like hooped up my underwear and accidentally just fully ripped my underwear and gave myself like a mini thong, a little juice thing. Because there was only like a few cords left. When do you reckon?

Was that like October or something? It was ages ago. It was right at the start of this podcast. And so I still get tagged in stuff about like man thongs or any time there's a – anyway, it's fucking harrowing. Anyway, so I get out of bed the other day because Bridget and I were in bed for like a week with COVID and isolation and stuff. Yeah. So I roll out of bed in my underwear because Bridget and I were in bed for like a week with COVID in isolation and stuff. Yeah.

So I roll out of bed in my underwear and Bridget just starts giggling. And if there's a place you don't want to hear a girl laughing. It's in the bedroom. It's in the boudoir. It's in the boudoir. Fortunately, I had my underwear on. Usually when I'm getting laughed at by girls in the bedroom, I take my pants off and they're like, oh, that thing wouldn't have felt so bad.

Yeah, where is it? Yeah. Which side are you going to touch? Yeah, are you inviting it round? Is it in an Uber on its way? So Bridget's giggling and I've got my underwear on as I was walking out of the room. So I turned back around and I was like, what are you laughing at? And she goes, surely it hasn't happened again.

I was like, what do you mean? She goes, look at the size of the hole in the back of your underwear. She's like, you can't wear those. Like, throw them out, mate. They've got a huge hole in them. I can't believe it's happened again. It hadn't happened again. You just didn't throw the underwear out.

They were the same ones. Last time, yep. Is that? I would love to say that this is like a boy thing, but I do it too. Thank you. I'll get a hole in my underwear and I go, fuck, I've got to throw those out. Seven years later. And then I just go, oh, I literally just threw out a pair of underwear that my mum bought me.

Oh, my God. And she died a long time ago. When you were 19? Yep. And you're now 28. I'm 28. And she couldn't shop for the last, like, year of her life. So it would have been, like, 10 years ago.

And you've been wearing those for 10 years. Just because, like, you know, I'm washing in between, obviously. Yeah, I mean, I fucking hope. Because I trust washing machines. Machines, just not dishwashers. And what condition would you say they're in? Oh, they were ratty. Like, yeah, and there have been times where I've gone to, like,

hoik up my jeans but grabbed my knickers at the same time. And give them a ruck. Yeah, literally just the other day I was sitting on the couch and I'd been like fucking, I was wearing a nightie and I had underwear on underneath. And I was sitting on the couch and I was like fucking like you know when you're just like fidgety and you're uncomfortable or you're wearing a pair of jeans that are a bit too tight or something these underwear that I wear that I was wearing just

kept giving me a wedgie and so every time I like relax on the couch this is not what you want yeah every time I rearranged the underwear it just slipped back up into me cunio. It did. It just kept going back up there. Anyway, and I fucking, I'm like rooting around. It's probably like 20 minutes rooting around. Sorry, I regretted it immediately. I'm like moving around and like scooching it out of me bum hole and I just went, ah!

And I got up and like ripped my underwear off and threw them in the bin. And Torbs was like, what's going on? Is everything okay out here? Yeah. Did something bad happen at work? You're like really stressed about it. But it was so invigorating. I've never done that.

I just put up with bad underwear forever and then I put them on because they're the last ones that are clean and then I put on the bad underwear and then, oh, dagger, I've got to throw these fucking things in the fucking bin. And then they go back in the washing basket, they go around, and then the following week I wear the shitty underwear. Why don't you go some new underwear because the girls who work at Bonds are a big fan of the podcast. They are a big fan of the podcast.

Why don't you go over there and tell them that story? Yep. I could do. Give them a little free show. Yeah, I could actually go and talk to them. But I just would like to say if you've got underwear that is uncomfortable or got a hole in it or every time you wear it you go, oh, they dig into me or it's uncomfortable, throw the fuckers out.

This is my movement. Throw out your crap underwear. I'm here. Do not fucking put up with that anymore Don't put up with it Go to fucking Kmart Buy yourself some new ones Get the new ones

Go to fucking Calvin Klein if you want Do whatever you fucking want Wherever you want to get knickers from But throw the shits out that fuck you off This isn't where I thought this was going to go No, tell her I'm with you Life's too short Life is too fucking short for underwear that are up your coony hole all day.

I've had enough. I'm standing up for what I believe is right. I'm glad you found your life's purpose at age 20. Today's the day. This is it. This is the start of the rest of my life. I cured world hunger. I cured cancer.

What about you? I'm for clean new underwear. Big underwear. Big underwear that fits. Someone wants. No, I meant big underwear like. Oh, like big tech. Yeah.

Big farmer. How embarrassing. Tell me, because I've seen this in the wild. What? And let me explain. Please. Tell me if this is sexy. Yeah.

Or invigorating for the person who did it. Oh, okay. I was at Cheers Nightclub, which is in Glenferry Road in Melbourne, which is kind of like when you're 18 or 19 and just start hitting the clubs. It's like the real young end of like all the like, oh, as soon as you turn 18, got to head down to Glenferry Road. Yeah. Cheers.

Room was down there as well. Is that the place you were telling me about? Toss the Boss. Yes. So basically Toss the Boss. You order a round of drinks then they like heads or tails and if you get it right with the bar room. The bartender is what they're called. It's free. That's such a. Heads or tails. Heads it is. Free drinks. And you were prepared to pay

for it anyway so it's a fucking win. Toss the Boss. And you go back three or four times. You win half. You lose half. Whatever. Yeah it's 50-50 isn't it? 50-50. win. Toss the boss. And you go back three or four times, you win half, you lose half, whatever. Yeah, it's 50-50, isn't it? 50-50. Wow. Toss the boss. Shouldn't have left your economics textbook behind. I mean, look at me just nailing the maths here.

So anyway, there's this girl on the dance floor. She's like a friend of a friend, so we kind of got introduced. I don't really know her, but we were like kind of in a circle. You know when you're in a club and you're like in a circle and you're drinking and dancing? Yeah, and you're having a boogie and where are you from? What? Yeah, me too. Cool. Yeah. Oh, and you're having a boogie and, where are you from? What? Yeah, me too.

Cool. Yeah. Oh, I love Doctor Who. So she's wearing. Things uni students talk about. Yeah. Young, at a club, wearing like a short dress, I guess. And dresses back then, they were tight.

Tight. Yeah, that was real fashion, wasn't it? It was really tight. And clearly. Was wearing a G-string underneath her dress. Well, I don't know. You can tell. You can tell, can dress. Well, I don't know that. I can't tell. You can tell.

You can tell, can you? Well, she, it was uncomfortable. Whatever she was wearing, she was kind of a bit like, just was a bit fidgety about it, and you could just tell she was a bit like you were describing before. Yep, yep. You're trying to, yep. Yeah, she was just a bit agitated is the word I was looking for.

So mid-club, there's a window open, mid-dance floor, whatever. She just like pulls her underwear down, takes them off below her ankles and just throws them out the window. And then it's like, oh, you can see the relief on her face and she's like great now we can dance and party so is this a invigorating and a part of tony lodge's movement or is it for the 80 blokes who saw this happen the hottest thing ever because every every bloke just looked at each other your jaw would have been on the fucking ground i still can't believe that 15

years later i was just like what Did you guys see that as well? Yeah. What just happened? Yeah, I'll fight to the death for her tonight. So are you bringing her on board as an ambassador or is that maybe not the public aggressive? I've actually been out with a girlfriend who's done that. Really?

Yeah, and it was a white party. Oh. Yeah, and it was PJ who I used to work with, and it was PJ who used to work, I used to work with. And sit in the seat you're sitting in. Yeah, hopefully she was wearing knickers when she was sitting in this chair. And we were out and we had a few lemonades, had a bit of a dance, and she goes, oh, this is just pissing me right off. And she, yeah, went to the bathroom, came back, she goes,

oh, I just took my underwear off and it was the best thing ever. You know what? I'm all for it. Terrible underwear? throw it out. Fuck it off. Do whatever you want. Though you are at risk of disco clunge. Yep.

Excuse me? Like if you are out and you're dancing and kind of getting a bit like you're drinking, it's quite sweaty, yet you get a bit of disco jone. Wouldn't that happen with underwear or not? It's worse with no underwear because you don't have anything. There's no catchment area. Oh. Yep.

This positive movement has just turned quite. Scientific. And graphic. Yeah. But all for it still, I think. Yep. Good for her. Good for her.

I hope she's still doing that at clubs. She probably met her husband that night. Well, there was a lot of people lining up to be her husband. Take that underwear off. I love to see that. Take it off, sister. Take it off, sister. What do you love to see besides taking it off?

I've got this Amazon review that I saw online and it just fucking sent me. So this is the product I'm just showing you. 200 pieces of mini plastic babies. They look, yeah, it looks creepy as. They're for, like, baby shower games. Like, if you put all of them in a jar, like, guess the amount of babies in the jar and, like, win a prize. You know how they do, like, kits games, like if you put all of them in a jar, like guess the amount of babies in the jar and like win a prize.

You know how they do like kitschy things like that at a baby shower? Yeah, I've got a baby shower in a few weeks. I hope we're not doing that because that sounds awful. And you know at a baby shower how they do the game where it's like there's chocolate smeared in a nappy and you've got to like guess what chocolate it is and it looks like poos. Anyway, so the picture is a guy, someone holding all these babies in his hand.

It's pretty unsettling. Anyway, the review is, I bought these to hide them for my fiancé to find. At first he thought it was charming and a bit of fun. He thought I only have one or two of these plastic babies. He was wrong. Hearing his deep, exasperated sigh after finding baby 175 has brought me more joy than I can describe.

The fear in his eyes whenever he opens something because he is expecting a tiny plastic baby has produced more serotonin than you can imagine. We'll purchase again. What a great review. Isn't that so funny? Imagine every time you get a cup out of the dishwasher, there's a little baby in there.

That would annoy me so much. Oh, yeah, it would. It would fuck me up as well. For the other person just hearing that, oh, for fuck's sake. Another fucking baby. And then you're just from the other room, you're just chuckling away. How good's that? Have a look at this picture.

Yes. Tell me what you see. Oh, two happy, smiling dogs in a park. Yep, two. I love a doggo. And they're golden retrievers. And you know how they always look like they're smiling? They're like holding hands.

They really are. Oh. Paws. Holding paws. Yeah. I often try to get BJ to do stuff and he's like, I don't have opposable thumbs. I often try to get BJ to do stuff and he's like, I don't have opposable thumbs.

So this guy takes his golden retriever to the dog park and he meets his friend, as you can see them there. And they start running around together. And when a dog finds another dog that's like... That they get along with. And it's just like the same size, same speed. It means they can actually play and run and do it. So these guys were having their time of their life and you can see them jumping on each other there.

So he starts talking to the owner. Oh, he goes, our dog's getting along great. How old's your dog? Because dog parks, everyone's real friendly and great. How old's yours? What's he like? It's because you know that there's no chance you'll run into a cat person. Exactly, because they're all jerks.

Where did you get him from? Oh, we got him from the so-and-so. Oh, us too. It turns out these two dogs are from the same litter. They're brothers. Look how happy they are. They've found each other's brother. Isn't that beautiful?

That is so sweet. You're about to cry. That is just so sweet. It is. Don't you love to see that? They're brothers. They found each other at the dog park and look how happy they are together. Are you jealous of this? Well, I've met some long lost brothers as well. Not the dog park though look how happy they are together. Are you jealous of this? Well, I've met some long lost brothers as well. Not the dog park though, with the ancestry DNA test. Yeah, it wasn't by accident.

It was a long drawn out process. Well, it actually was by accident. Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah. More gold like that to me. That's so sweet. It really is. Yeah, you love to say that.

Love you, bye.