Toni and Ryan - DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

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This episode is sponsored by Audible and if you're into psychological thrillers then listen up, this is for you. Oh it is. Sacrilege Curse of the Mbewi is the new Audible original and it's bone chilling. Bone chilling. It stars Caleb McLaughlin, you know, Lucas from Stranger Things, and it follows the story of the Wallace family whose trip to a luxury game reserve in Zimbabwe quickly unravels. He unintentionally desecrates sacred ground and unleashes a supernatural force called the Mbuwi, a vengeful spirit born from centuries of colonial oppression. We're talking possessed animals, shape-shifting horrors, a vengeful spirit rooted in generations of colonial trauma. Now Daschen, that's Caleb's character, he has to face this curse and his own past to save what remains of his family.

It's written and directed by visionary creator Nyasha Hatendi and presented in spectacular Dolby Atmos. Think pulse-pounding suspense with powerful explorations of identity and privilege. Listen to Sacrilege, Curse of the Mbui now. Go to audible.ca slash Sacrilege. That's S-A-C-R-I-L-E-G-E. Hello and welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Tony, this is Ryan and we never start an episode of our podcast without a TAPA approval. Yep, TAPA is Tony and Ryan podcast. Now traditionally I would have said Tony's favourite city, but

since being in Venice Beach and also Toronto, I don't know if Chicago is still number one. It's up there still. I do love it. OK. But we've got Ansley. Ansley, I believe you train service dogs, and apparently people do really weird shit.

Can you please elaborate? Yeah. So I have a service dog dog and my service dogs do primarily like cardiac alert and response tasks of note for the story. I am not blind or visually impaired. And during undergrad orientation for college, I was in the same group as this one group, as this girl and her dad for the whole day,

did a lot of things like seeing and reading. Yeah. And they saw me do all of that. And then at the end of the day, we walked back to the parking garage together. And they saw me get in the driver's side of my car. And the dad said to his daughter, look, service dog kid can drive. And so I turned around and said, Yeah, she tells me when to turn like really sarcastically. Hilarious. And the dad goes, wow, dogs are amazing.

Like so earnestly believed me. And I worry about him every day still. Yeah. I want to. And you know what? He probably worries about you every day as well. I also love the- He was just like, dogs are brilliant. And I was like, you're not.

I just love service dog kid can drive. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. The blind really are doing great things. Gender neutral though. Love to see it. Yeah. Yeah. Great.

Great, great, great. I mean, to be fair, he called me service dog girl, but I'm agender. So I make him sound a lot better than he was. I was trying to make him sound a bit more like- Also I was a grown woman and I don't like being called girl. Yeah, yeah, I was trying to do this guy a favour. Yeah, nah, he gets no favours.

Yeah, okay. Well, um, Conservist Dog Kid approved this podcast. It would be a service dog kid honour and privilege. Oh, I love you, Anseley. Well done, Anseley. Hey, it's Anseley from Chicago, and I approve this podcast. I have found the secret to life. And we've all just experienced it here.

Please share with us. I was in a bit of a funk this morning and then turns out the antidote to a funk is more funk. We've had a boogie, we've had a funk around and honestly, I feel like a million bucks now. Would you like to be more specific? Because I feel like as we're all friends in the top community, we need to know the two songs that get it done.

Yeah. So I'm a big fan of Jackie Chan by is it Tiësto and Post Malone? Tiësto, Post Malone and there's like a three or four other names on that title. It's like fucking five years old or something. I love that song. And the other one is- This is a wild card. The other one is Lifestyle by Adam Levine and Jason Derulo. I don't think that publicly I should endorse either of those two guys anymore.

Oh no, Derulo's all right. Aren't they both fuckos? Oh, no. Adam Levine was fucking around on his wife. Yeah, he was fucking around. Derulo's an interesting guy, but I think he's fine. Is he all good? Yeah.

And that song is just like a bit of a like, you wanna have a little bit of a grind. You wanna, what am I doing? You wanna swerve. Yeah, yeah, get your swerve on. Oh, oh. Yeah, so we've been cutting shapes. I quite literally cut the rug up over here.

Yeah, we're gonna have to call someone about that. Yeah, we're gonna have to do something. But if you need to pick me up today, hey, listen to this shit for 30 minutes and then go listen to Lifestyle by Jason Derulo and Adam Levine. Oh no. And settle right in, settle right in. Settle right in.

Let's do normal or nah, which Tony has been bullying us about all week. I just love it. I think I've got the psychopath edition. Great. Is that what we want today? Yes. Or do I steer clear of those ones?

No, no, no, no, no, let's do it. I'm open to anything. Kezza has a normal or nah. Hey Kez. I keep my children's teeth in my lounge room plant because I can't bring myself to throw them out. But I'm worried that one day someone will be killed and for some reason the police will search my house

and then find human teeth in the monstera pot. Is keeping and hiding your children's teeth normal or nah? He's keeping and hiding your children's teeth normal or nah Yeah Um, I Think that funnily enough. I Agree with the rationale of like I shouldn't keep them cuz what if someone gets murdered they'll think we did it You know, that was the least now. I know that's fine, funnily enough, that's the part I relate to the most. I think. The serial killer bit. Being worried about people thinking you're a serial killer. Keeping your kids

teeth, I think that's pretty normal. I wouldn't keep them in a plant, no. Well, where do you got to put them? Because if someone's taking them away, like they, you know, do you know what comes to mind instantly? No. And this, I don't know if this is the place for it either. A tiny Tupperware in your junk drawer in the kitchen. That is the first place toddlers rife through. They'll find that in an hour. Okay. All right. They're find that in an hour. Okay. All right.

They're always going through drawers and shit. What about in a keepsake shoe box in your wardrobe? Yep. Have you kept Mabel's teeth, your daughter? I don't think she's lost any yet. Oh. I hope not. When does that happen?

I don't know. Oh. She's still grounded. Doesn't she have adult teeth now? When do you get the... Oh, no. That's like year three stuff. Yeah.

Like year three of school. Yeah, sorry year three of school. Yeah Yeah, cuz that's what she's in now her third year Yeah, oh we've got a bit of time. Yeah to come up with your Yeah, yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah, um, then being in a plant is real strange Yeah, trying to make it fucking grow a new kid What if they grow is that the seed that you plant to get a new one? What are the Bidey plants? A Venus fly trap.

That's how they're made. You know what people call me? Penis fly trap. Because I'm always trapping penises in my fly. No one's ever called me that. No. Thanks for clarifying. Just in case you thought that was real.

When you said that, penis fly trap, I was thinking of Ben Stiller in the opening scene of There's Something About Mary. I haven't seen it. Oh, because you're not 45,000 years old like I am. Well, he gets his penis caught in the zipper. Oh, is that when the cum's in the hair? That's later on. Oh, that's your... Spoiler alert.

Oh, sorry. You've ruined the ending. Sorry. And what an ending. What an ending. Josh Miles has a normal or nah. Hi, Josh. Raw dogging Vegemite. Normal or nah.

My wife puts butter on her toast. This is, I'm reading as Josh. Yeah, and what would Josh say? I don't know. Josh would say... I don't think he would. No. My partner puts butter on her toast

before putting on Vegemite and I think that's weak. If the Vegemite is too strong for you, just put less on. Raw Vegemite is the Australian way as far as I'm concerned, says Josh. Is raw dogging the Vegemite on your toast normal or nah? When you said raw dogging the Vegemite, I thought you meant like on a spoon. Scooping it out of the jar. Yeah. Um, I do, oh. I'd slather it in butter. I do butter than Vegemite because it's not the taste, it's the moisture. The texture. Yeah. Too dry. Vegemite on its own is too dry, I feel as well, yeah.

You know how we talk about like- But I could have Vegemite this thick, I love it. Yeah, same. I love it, I love it when it hurts your mouth, like it's not winning a chip. Like it stings a little in the back corners, but- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, yes, when it gets you right before the ears.

So- You know what I mean? What'd they call you again? Now- Penis fly-trap. Can you imagine if that's what-'s what- Stinger right in the back of the throat, you know? Imagine if that's what the podcast was called, like an old shit radio show, like Ryan and the penis flyer trap. Coming at you on 99.1.

Well, it would be an old show because the man's name would have been first. It's so true. Yeah. We, I don't know if we talked about this in the pod heaps, but internally we would say like, choose your own scoreboard. Yes. Don't measure yourself against someone else's expectations.

You get to choose what's important to you. Yeah. I think our mate Josh is putting too much importance on how much of a tough C he is with his Vegemite. Like, this is how he's measuring his masculinity. But I think that- It's like butter's fine bro. There's like no one's besides you is judging. And if you want to prefer that, it's actually fine.

Yeah, but don't put that shit on your wife. Nah, but I do think that like, cause Torbz and I have a lot of those kinds of things and it's like, oh yeah. Like one time he said he doesn't like Torbz said he doesn't like the taste of wasabi peas. And I was like, oh, just say you think they're too spicy. No, I just don't like the taste. Yeah, and so it's become now a thing where it's like, oh, just don't like the taste. Like if something's very clearly too spicy,

it's like, that's just the taste of it. It's not, that's too spicy. So I- And that joke has transcended many years. Yeah, I think ironically, I'm the exact opposite where I like the taste of chili but I'm a bit of a pussy. But you just don't like the hot.

I like the taste but I can't handle the heat. I like it when it makes your nose run. That's for me, that's good. I think that's why I like it. But my butthole does smell like a laughter. This is where the wasabi and the mustard come into play because you can still get that whew like up the nose but then you're not... What are you doing with my nose?

No like the when you want to get a hot thing and it kind of like clears your sinuses. Oh yeah. But you don't have the poops like the chilli. Yeah it doesn't like in your tummy like hurt your tummy. Yeah. I could rack up a couple lines of Old English Mustard though. Where did you learn that terminology? I've read it on the back door of a toilet cub lines of Old English Mustard though. Where did you learn that terminology?

I've read it on the back door of a toilet cubicle at Swinburne University. The good folks over at Swinburne. Zoe has a normal on her. Hi Zoe. My husband and I will always let each other know what we're doing. Just going for a wee.

Same. Just gonna put the laundry away. Yep. Just jumping in the shower. Normal. My friends were around the other day and my husband said, just taking the bin out out back in a sec. Yeah, normal.

And my friends thought we were weird and they found it hilarious that we had to let each other know everything we were doing. No, see the key word there, had to. It's not have to, it's just like, oh, just doing that. Oh, had to in like, it's like a visceral spot. Like it just comes out of you. Yeah, but I think that because Torbz and I do this, right?

We like tell each other everything and not in a like, I've got to tell my boyfriend everything in like, so then this morning I did a burp, it was really weird. And then I ate blah and then in the car, I saw that guy at the bus stop again or whatever and we just tell each other everything. The daily debrief, this is the mini version. Yes. and whatever and we just tell each other everything. The daily debrief.

This is the mini version. Yes. The moment my moment play by play. Yeah. It's enough for me. I've been discussing this a lot. I know it's not for you, but I love it. Yeah.

I even sometimes find myself going to do it with you and you go, in the nicest way, I don't give a fuck what you're doing. Tony, I actually don't care. Yeah. And you say it nicely. Like you don't go, I couldn't give a fuck about you It's not like that. Hey, sweetie, do whatever you like. You don't have to you don't have to tell me I'm like, it's not that

It's more that I just love to share details about myself. I love to share that with my friends. Yeah best friends best friends. Yeah I was about to like Love you even more. Yeah, that's what I thought. Ashley has a normal now. And this is probably the final for the psychopath edition.

Oh, I can't believe that loving a husband, a loving husband and wife made it into the psycho edition. Telling strangers you stalk them online before meeting them. Ashley has noticed this happening a lot at work recently. We met a new client and I say something about my work history or previous project and they're like, oh yeah, I was stalking you LinkedIn before the meeting today. And I read about it and like, is this normal? Says Ashley, or is it really fucking inappropriate? I think it's normal and I'm pretty sure I've done it.

I think like when people are telling you stuff though you can't go I already know. Well I think that they're just doing the like painfully truthful like yeah I did because okay let me give you a few scenarios. But I think we all know that we've looked at each other on LinkedIn. Yeah, so just admit to it. No, but like you still have to play the social game. So fucking who? No, no, but it's like when people tell you stuff, it's like a little bit like when you

say, oh, I just did this thing and people go, yeah, I saw it online. I go, oh, I still want to tell you. Yeah, but they're just saying like, yeah, man, like, I love like, yeah. Maybe it depends on how they say the yeah. Yeah. Because sometimes when people do like a, yeah, I already saw, is different to like, oh, yeah, that looks cool. What was the blah?

You're going to see Tony change her tune real quick. No, no, in a good way, like, well, maybe not a good way. In a great example. Yeah. Tony and I have copped a lot of emails and like meetings and zoom calls from like business people with opportunities. Totally.

And they say, guys, love you work, blah, blah, blah. You're so great. Yeah, we'd love to chat to you about this. Yeah, we're so great. Yeah, and especially when we didn't really know what was what, so we go, okay, yeah, let's catch up. Blah, blah, blah. And then in the catch up, they go,

so what do you guys do? Yeah, and we go, oh, you said you knew who we were. Yeah and they go oh we've got a podcast so what's it about and you go oh you messaged us and so we fell for a lot of form emails. Yeah so my question is we are the our scam is a wet dream we click on every link. Would you rather them looked you up online and learned heaps of stuff before they came and had a chat? That is, I think this is so different because you can't say, I know all about your business, love what you do and then not have done it. This is the opposite.

What I'm saying here are the different variations. No, no, no, but I think- There's not stalked and not know, There's stalked and pretend not to know. There is stalked and admit it. And there is stalked and whatever the other one is in the cube. No, but what you're saying is that they don't know anything about us and they said, love everything that you're up to. Yes, you don't want that.

So you'd prefer they stalked. No, no, but they've lied that they... That's a totally different ball game. I think if you meet someone in person though, and you go, oh yeah, like I make this podcast, they go, oh, I've seen all your stuff, I love it. Is also very different to be like, I've looked at you online and I know where you live.

I respect that. No, don't say that on the internet. Last time you were in Tarpathon, I was like, if you've got my number, call me. And wasn't that a great time? You aren't, they are not the same example. I think if someone's like, if you've gone to the trouble to meet up with someone and they've done their research,

I respect that they've done their research. This for you, I think falls into the category of like being a fan of stuff. Oh, but also being taken it serious. Not a fan of you necessarily, but like that. Yeah, they've got, I actually looked up, I saw that you also went to Swinburne or we've got mutual connections because I went to Swinburne as well or you know, whatever. Or I'm not going to jerk you.

Swinburne a really confident day. I'm not going to jerk you, Chayne, about audio editing because I know you used to be an audio producer. Yeah, yeah. But I think that there's good ways of saying it. Oh, didn't you used to do that? I think that's more polite. That's what I find all say.

Well, it's like when it comes to stalking, I'm honest. Fine. Suit me for being honest. Go on Charles. God forbid a girl has hoppies. Yeah, you know. Go on Charles. It's like if someone's like messaged you saying that they want to go on a date with you because they like know who you are. Is this relatable content, Charles?

No, no, that's all. How many tarpas have you dated in the last few weeks? Jesus Christ, that's a separate episode. I'm uncomfortable. Yes. Hey, it's Amblee from Chicago and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. This episode is sponsored by Audible and if you're into psychological thrillers, then listen up, this is for you.

Oh, this is for you. Oh it is. Sacrilege Curse of the Mbui is the new Audible original and it's bone chilling. It stars Caleb McLaughlin, you know Lucas from Stranger Things, and it follows the story of the Wallace family whose trip to a luxury game reserve in Zimbabwe quickly unravels. He unintentionally desecrates sacred ground and unleashes a supernatural force called the Mbiywi, a vengeful spirit born from centuries of colonial oppression. We're talking possessed animals,

shape-shifting horrors, a vengeful spirit rooted in generations of colonial trauma. Now Daschen, that's Caleb's character, He has to face this curse and his own past to save what remains of his family It's written and directed by visionary creator Nyasha Hatendi and presented in spectacular Dolby Atmos Think pulse-pounding suspense with powerful explorations of identity and privilege Listen to Sacrilege, Curse of the Mbuie now go to audible.ca sacrilege that's S Abui now go to audible.ca sacrilege that's s a c r i l e g e mil matha and emma thank you very much for being uh part of our patreon hopefully see you next weekend see you next weekend um i'm going to tell you exactly what you should not do though on the weekend, this weekend. This weekend.

I've got some anti-influencing to do. I have been seeing everywhere the press stuff for that movie Materialists. Who's in the one? Um, so it's Dakota Johnson and Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans, like Captain America. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so it's like, it's brand new at the moment and I have, but it's just everywhere. Um, and Lil, who works for us, her and I, um, basically our entire text chain is just like us sending Pedro Pascal reels back forward to each other. We love it. We're both watching the last of us like,

and we're debriefing immediately as soon as episodes came out. Did you see there was like a Pedro Pascal lookalike competition in New York? They're everywhere. Like everyone's doing those. The guy that won, I mean, it's just the fun thing, but like the guy that won, I was like, yeah. And good for him at the moment. Great for him. Like really. Leaning up.

And you would just feel so good about yourself as well. Wouldn't you? If you were like being compared to the most handsome person on the earth at the moment. Anyway, so I've been seeing like, I think that press for movies has really changed. Like, and now it's all that they like, they go on Vogue, they do the 50 question thing and all of that.

But it's been like the three of them doing all of that together. And like, if I could watch a threesome, I'm just saying. Like the chemistry off the charts. Between the three of them. So it's not a two and one, which can happen sometimes. Nah, between the three, and they're all like laughing and joking and rich and you know, whatever.

And then, um, and then there's all these videos of just Pedro Pascal and Dakota Johnson. And it's like, whew, like, like it's just crazy. Anyway, so I'm like, fuck. She's recently single, we're hearing. Oh, is that real? I believe so. Or is that one of those things that they float at times like this to make everyone go, is she, aren't they,

ooh, they, will they, you know, they kind of just. Oh, that because then is she doing it with whoever she's in a movie with or whatever. Well, you know how like Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell kind of like implied they were doing the hippity dippity. Yeah. For press for that Australian movie that made you want to move to Australia.

Move to Australia, England, but you, I love that movie. And I love Australia. Anyway, so I'm like so juiced up for this movie. It did what it said on the tin. Like I said before, we are just a wet dream for a scammer. I am for a marketing person. I fall for everything. Anyway, it's like this rom-com.

I'm like, oh my God, I didn't really know much about it. I said, Torps, we're going to the movie. I wanna see this movie because like, oh my God, I didn't really know much about it. I said, Torps, we're going to the movie. I want to see this movie because like, oh my God, if I can watch Dakota Johnson and Pedro Pascal have sex, like take my money. Anyway, it is the worst fucking movie I've ever seen in my entire whole fucking life. It's drier than my puss was by the end.

There is zero chemistry in the entire film. It's like watching fucking paint dry on a fucking tombstone. It is shit as it is. Honestly, like I said to Tobbs, like, can we go? Halfway through. Can we leave the cinema? I have had enough. Wow.

It was the worst film I've ever seen. And then I look it up after and it's like, Romcom, where was the comedy? Was there Rom either? Like it was just- No Rom, no Com. I thought it was like so badly cast. And this is like a no spoiler thing. But even if I- Oh, when I say that, I get grilled.

No, but no, no, no. I'm saying like, there's no spoilers. It's just bad. I'm telling you to save your money. Go through a car wash. Like, do not go and see this movie. It is shocking. Now, I don't, I'm not like a huge movie buff.

Yeah. And I also ain't hatin' here. This is going to sound like a hater comment, but I ain't hatin'. Okay. Say ain't again. Wow. I just, it just seems like every time Dakota Johnson's in something, it just doesn't hit. And that's like not her being a bad actress. It's more just like the wrong

choices. The movie wasn't, but every time, like every movie she's in on 50 shades, like there wasn't much chemistry. Like when she was, I haven't seen that Like when she was the spider one. So Madame Webb. Yeah, it just didn't, the cast didn't hit. I really liked that but I thought that the guy who's like the baddie in the movie, I thought he was shocking. But I quite liked that movie. But yeah, this I just like. But it was like Pandam whatever and this one, you saying this is helpful, hilarious I just like it was like pandem whatever and this one you saying this is the helpful Hilarious, but also like as soon as I I'm like not surprised and I hate that because I wanted to have a fucking win So it is like I just thought it was the worst fucking movie ever And the reviews saying the same and we walked out of the cinema

Yeah, right and I said well that was the worst fucking movie I've ever seen and there was a few people around us Whatever. Anyway, we get out of the cinema, right? And I said, well, that was the worst fucking movie I've ever seen. And there was a few people around us, whatever. Anyway, we get out of the thing and I and Torbz and I are both just like, how, what just shot? Like nothing really happened. They introduce all these ideas that like never get wrapped up or whatever. It has an 86% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. What? It is seven out of 10 on IMDB. Is that by the critics or the fans though? So this is the thing.

Yeah, please lay it on me. Every single review is either five or zero. Wow, okay. But then the audience rating is two and a half out of five Well, there you go very middle of the road But is that like cuz critics get a bit like oh the concept introduced Yeah, a modern-day take on the wisdom of society. It was just like Everybody was rich and good-looking

It was I thought it's rich a few times. I thought as well- Is it rich a few times? Is something going on? No, no, I don't like it. That was the theme of the movie was that she was like, I wanna be rich. And like fucking all good, but like, it meant that then the choices she made were just like all off. But it was just, I was so disappointed

because how can the chemistry be so good in real life to the point where you're like, I've got to see this film. And then the film is so dirt. Have you seen the chemistry between Tony and Ryan in the top of the trailer where I get no lines? I have, but that was good chemistry though. Well, I'd say we've got good chemistry in real life, but I was like terrible at acting. No, but then like the parts with the both of us in them,

you're like acting even though you're not saying anything. Yeah. Like because you are. And then like at the end when you've got your arm around me, you know what I mean. Oh yeah, that's fun. That's fun. Lil, did you get sucked in by the marketing as well?

Lily saw the movie. Oh, turn the mic to, yeah, what did you think? I also wasted two hours of my life on the weekend on this movie and I have regrets. I also dragged my partner to it. And yeah, look, I'm really sad that Pedro sunk that low. Oh, wow. To be honest.

Did you see that Pedro and Chris Evans was cast backwards? Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. And I saw the smartest commentary on it I saw was that people said the most unbelievable thing about this movie is that Chris Evans is like a poor wannabe actor. But that's yeah. That's what I mean

like. Like cuz he's like a pretty boy and you're like it's Chris Evans like. Yeah like the look he has like Glenn Powell you wouldn't believe that he was like a struggling actor Yeah, because he's a handsome guy. He reeks of movie star. But it's like the The typecasting of that person is that so I think that if they'd swapped roles Maybe that would have felt a bit more but it was just like I Just I got hoodwinked But it was just like I can I just I got hoodwinked

By their amazing chemistry because all of the PR looks so great has been Unreal. So do you remember at the Webbies one of the awards was the wicked press tour? Oh I don't I don't know like it was a category for like promotion or something, but though Absolutely, but it now press tours are like their own category of media. But it was like those- Because Ariana and who was the- Cynthia Erivo. They go around as a double act doing 50 million interviews and just slay for what's felt like months on end.

They did do so much press. So what's the job of an actor now? Well, my thing is a little bit the same. So they've spent all this time on all of this press. They could have like borrowed a little bit more time back on the movie. Yeah. The ratios of. Yeah. So do you remember the guys, the team that won? You know how you like best movie, best editor, best writer, like the Oscars? Yeah. They spent five mil on the movie and 15 mil on promoting it.

What? Yeah. Yeah. How? They're like, we want to win an Oscar, so we're going to do every interview and meet every person and suck up to anyone everywhere. And that's just their priority. But like I get-

Because they got your money. They got you. Maybe they don't give a fuck if the movie sucked. They're like, thanks for your 12 bucks, sweetheart. 12? When was the last time you went to the fucking cinema, dude? 2004. Oh my God.

It is not 12 fucking dollars. How much does it cost to go to the cinema? Oh, fucking, at least $25. Each? Each, yeah. We paid like $60 combined. For a movie that sucked. Yeah.

How many car washes? Five car washes? Yeah. That's without the popcorn. Yeah, so get how many car washes out? Five car washes? Yeah. That's without the popcorn. Yeah. So then they sting you for the snacks as well. I'm off them. I couldn't, I love going to the cinema.

Like I really enjoy going. It's an event. It's really fun. And I have actually now figured out my perfect cinema outfit. Oh, please. Yeah. So I wore a matching lounge set. Oh, hello, Alex Cooper. Yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you. So it wasn't like a matching tracksuit, but it was like a,

like ribbed black, like top and pants. And let me fucking say to you, please, I will wear that on every plane to every cinema, everywhere. That is the comfiest thing I've ever worn in my whole entire life. Well, I think there's a plus here. We've learned that. Yes. Yeah.

And that's worth $60. And the pants were too long, and I realized that 10 minutes before we left, I took them up and crafted them before we got in the car. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

This is a, I know the movie wasn't great. But it's a great day. It's a net positive. Yeah. It's a net positive. Yeah, it's a net positive. So I'm pretty proud of it overall, but I don't want people wasting their money on seeing this movie. Wait till it's free on Netflix in fucking 10 days.

Yeah. Like it'll come out in five minutes. Yeah. You know one that, you know those movies. Considering all the good stuff on there though, it's like, do they not get my two hours? There's so much good shit out at the moment. There is.

I think like, curiosity kills the cat and you like, and you want to just watch it. I think wait until it's going to be free. All right. That would be my, hopefully that hoots on a partner right now or something. Enjoy the cinema. Imagine if this cuts to an ad or do you reckon that,

I know it's not YouTube today. Cause you know how YouTube, the ads just appear automatically. Like we don't get to pick them. Yeah. Anyway. Imagine if it was a trailer tomorrow on the video show. No. Go and see what's it called again.

Materialist. Materialist in cinemas now. The chemistry in the press tour off the charts. You know what? Like back in the day, this is a diss. Back in the day, that would have been straight to DVD. That is a diss. It is a diss.

I would love to talk to somebody who thought that movie was good so that I can judge you on every choice you've ever made. Hey, comments, episode thread is open. Episode thread today. I would actually just genuinely love to hear people, if people that liked it, normal people, not like a critic, if normal people liked it, what you liked about it.

Critics of people too, babe. But like, you know what I mean? I don't want to hear about the artistic side. I want to hear like genuinely as a movie. Yeah. I was so disappointed. Do you want to know? It's expensive to go to the fucking cinema. Like. Do you want to know? It's expensive to go to the fucking cinema. Like, do you want to know a rabbit hole that I fell into on the weekend? Always. So Jimmy Fallon was recently on Diary of a CEO.

Yes. Yeah. And so he was on Saturday Night Live and then he left like a lot of them do, and they're like, yeah, I'm going to like be in a few movies and stuff like that. Yeah. Um, obviously he found his spot at the Tonight Show, which is probably the perfect job to him because of the type of person and performer that he is. He's great. But in movies,

I may be similar to Dakota. They just weren't the right movie for him. Yeah. And I watched three, I've seen that movie that's like him and Drew Barrymore are in a movie. It's called like the perfect catch or something. Yeah. But there's that, there's like three wrong coms in a row. And I watched the trailers and every one of them, I was like, oh my god. Was that that? One of them was that. Is that right? Maybe I'm combining two films. One he's with Lucy Lu and he's dad's sick and he has to return home to a small town and he's just like, but no I'm like. You're waiting for him to pull a guitar out and make a joke? Yeah like he's just this

like big personality. Yeah and one he's like Jimmy Fallon playing himself yes. Yeah but like it and one he's a cop that loses his license. Oh. So he's on the beat and they're like policeman chase that guy and he's like oh I can't I'll have to catch the train. And that's the trailer. That was called Taxi. Is it? The one you're referring to is Taxi. With Queen Latifah? Yeah. Right. Amazing. So instead of spending $60 on that movie, spend six minutes watching three old Jimmy Fallon trailers.

Yeah. That's on Disney+. Great. So you could watch that if you've got Disney+. I've got a, I was about to say free, but they're not free. Like, but if you're already paying for it. Sun cost fallacy.

Oh, exactly right. It's just a time. What's that thing that I say? Opportunity. Opportunity cost. I've got a love to see it here from Mackenzie. Mackenzie says, Hey Tony, I've got a love to see it slash start the fucking blog.

My favorite crossover of all time. Mackenzie says I'm 19 and I've started my own pet sitting business. Fuck yeah. I've just decided to go for it and give it my all. It's not only pet sitting, it also includes like services I've learned and I'm licensed to do as a vet nurse.

So I guess you could do like a bit of a groom or like clip the nails or give medicine and things like that. Is she Melbourne based or does she wanna come around to my place this weekend? Unfortunately not Melbourne based, but the business is called Paws with Kenzie and it's based on the Central Coast. Oh yeah.

So if you're in the Central Coast of Australia, have a Google Paws with Kenzie. I think she's got an Instagram and a Facebook page. Sweet. But isn't that awesome? That is awesome. I love to see that. Thanks for sharing Mackenzie. She shared that in Patreon.

Shout out Gosford. Just one of the many benefits of being part of Patreon. What is Mothers? Lots this month. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of stuff. Lots. My love seat is from Amy Close. Hi, Amy.

Now, I think we mentioned the other day, we were chatting when I went to Harvey Norman, I walked past like the wood fire pizza thing. Yes, yeah. So Amy, shout out to Amy and her partner. We were chatting when I went to Harvey Norman, I walked past like the wood fire pizza thing. So Amy, shout out to Amy and her partner. They've just bought their first house this year. Which is huge. Congratulations, that's so exciting.

In this economy. And it came with a built-in pizza oven on the balcony at the back. Oh, amazing. So obviously like they haven't gone and bought it, but they go to the house and go, it's beautiful and the real estate agent goes what a beautiful backyard. Yeah and they go oh we've got this built in and she put this in the love to see it thread

and goes heard you guys mentioned these can confirm it fucking hits that's her partner. She's done all right hasn't she? Oh yeah that's all looking good. We've got the dog there, we've got the garage, he's lighting the fire to cook some homemade pizzas. Fucking hell what a day. Isn't that the perfect afternoon? I'd rather do that than go and watch a shit film.

Yeah. Yeah, I should have gone around to Amy's house instead. She didn't invite me, but I would have. You just turned up. Yeah. I just worked up. All right. Thank you very much everyone for listening.

Tomorrow we're back and we've got a video show on YouTube. So if you want to watch, you can watch on YouTube. You can listen wherever you get your podcasts. Probably wherever you're listening to this one. We did mention that Bridget and I ate mac and cheese for every meal for a few weeks when she was pregnant. Yum. Tarpers have sent through what they ate

when they were pregnant. Oh, perfect. Some of them are fun. Some of them aren't. Is it all things that they ate or just things that they craved? Bit of both, but we will be, the two of us tasting some on the show tomorrow.

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