Toni and Ryan - Do You Have a Sex Map?

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

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My husband has a sex map. What if we put a big map on the wall here at Tup Tower and we all added our own? I think cataloguing the places you've been on holiday and like, oh, we did it in Thailand. Oh, no. People just don't understand romance. Hi, I'm Amber from Indiana in the United States. Hi, this is Jess from Melbourne. I'm Alexa, tarpher from Las Vegas, Nevada, USA.

And our crew for this podcast. Last night, Tony went to her first meeting with the Country Women's Association. We'll be getting a full debrief shortly. Now I look like a full cum tree woman. It's association. But first, these are top confessions. People send their confessions through to tonyandryan.com.au. There is no return email address.

They are annoyingly anonymous. We can never find out who you are. We don't even ask for a name. Like we don't ask for anything. We don't ask for much. My husband has a sex map. A sex map? Does anyone else have this?

Anonymous says, we went traveling through Asia over a decade ago. And my husband got this app where you could like drop a pin and like tag where you've been. It's supposed to be for planning trips and seeing the places you've traveled. But my husband- And so that if you wanted to go back you could like remember where you were and stuff. But even people just been like, by the end of my life I want to tick off as many as I can and like, you know,

like it's a way of keeping it. But my husband has been putting blue dots on the map of all the places he's railed me over the last 16 years. Oh, that's actually so romantic. That's actually so fucking sweet. Chapter. That is adorable. When the time is right, he'll be like, should we blue dot it? He's just working for the map, not his wife's.

You know what I mean? But how cute should we blue dot it? We're aiming for every country in the UK. Don't say. And so far we've blue dotted 19 countries. Not sure if this counts as a confession or you love to see it, but it's kept us entertained and I can confirm as of July, 2025, there are blue dots in 19 different countries and all

different parts of Asia. 19 countries, more like 19 cum trees. So true. Chapter. Gold Coast. That is beautiful. I actually love that story. And so I think they're based in the UK, but then have done sort of Asia and the Middle East and stuff. And so like all the little dots and over the years.

I think that's so sweet. Oh, it's got a wedding coming up. We're heading our way to that small town. Well, let's blue dot it. Let's chuck a blue dot on that one. I just love that he thought to keep a record. I actually think that's really nice. It's like a scrapbook. It's like a scrapbook. It is like a scrapbook. It's like a journal of, I think that's actually so beautiful. Oh, have you seen this thing where, um, this guy, I think it's like a joke, but he's like,

oh, my girlfriend like has this little notes thing in her phone and she like rates like boys names. So she's like, James, eight out of 10. And it has this like a whole list of boys names, but I don't think she's rating the name. She's like. Are they trying to get pregnant or something? No, I think it's like, I railed this guy. He was fucking awesome.

10 out of 10. Oh. You know? I thought it was like, oh, we're pregnant, trying to come up with names. Oh, James, eight out of ten, like kind of like that's what the guy's like. Oh, isn't that cute? And everyone else is like, hot from her though, her own little scrapbook. Blue dogs. I really like that. Should we, could we like

do a little scrapbook for Tony? Like we sat down and like thought about it. Yeah. Mapped it out. It doesn't exist as, as I mean, but if you go, we thought about it. Yeah. Mapped it out. It doesn't exist as of yet. That's what I mean, but if we go, we could start from. What if we put a big map on the wall here at top tower, everyone gets a color of pins and we all did our, added our own. Gold Coast. Chapter.

I think the issue would be is that where... Gold Coast. Brisbane. Does Brisbane count or is it just Gold Coast? I don't think our company can afford the amount of pins that Charles would require. Especially if he's got blue ones. Sorry, Tony cut you off. Gold Coast. Gold Coast and Brisbane aren't the same thing.

They're close. Gold Coast. And so am I. What, yeah, what do you think? Working idea. So the other week Bridgette said, Bridgette had an idea, my wife, she goes, why don't you get a globe or like a big global map

and every time there's an approver, you can put a pin where they're from. That's sweet. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, that reminds me of this story we're doing this week. And then she goes, that's not sweet at all. She's like, mine was very wholesome. And that idea is harrowing. I think that the guy, as in she didn't like that the guy had like documented that. Well, she had this wholesome type of thing.

Yeah. And then I was like, what about this one? She's like, that does. That's gross. Hearing one after the other, I type of thing. Yeah. And then I was like, what about this one? She's like, that does. That's gross. Hearing one after the other, I guess, is different. But I wouldn't be really touched if, literally, yeah. If Charles was like, yeah, I've written down. Yeah.

January 6, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Finished in a bop this time. Yeah. Blue dot. Blah, blah, blah. And then he puts the little, is that why you carry that book around? time. Yep. Blue dot. And then he puts the little... Is that why you carry that book around? What's in that book? It's just my little journal.

My little black book. Yes, Charles. So I've got heaps of friends who like have friends, their only friends, who like have this thing where like when they hook up with like someone new, they like write down where like when they hook up with like someone new they like write down in like on their notes up on their phone like who they've slept with and stuff I think that's pretty normal yeah but I that's they were they're all like female friends who do that I don't know any guys who do it but also I think it's that it's sweet that they're married and that he's like, oh, I want to

relationship version. Yeah. I want to remember the places I've been with my wife and that we've like that we've done it. I actually, I think that's quite sweet. Now I was given a compliment month, but it didn't make me feel good because someone mentioned... Well you tried to do it in the app, just blew up. When you try and add that many, it went, whoa! We don't slut-shame each other. Is that a hot way? A girl back in the day kind of mentioned that like, she's like, yep, oh, that was great. I'll jot down that it was good.

And I was like, what? And because she had the same sort of thing. And, but then I was like, well, the whole time you just like writing this route. Thinking about a comparison of, yeah. And she didn't say great. Yeah. I noticed you only said good.

But then I was like, oh. I think our rating system is very different. Yeah. I think cataloging the places you've been on holiday and like, oh, we did it in Thailand. No. Sorry. People just don't understand romance.

Gospel. Now this is a DM from a tarpa. So this is actually not annoyingly anonymous, but I obviously won't out them, but they have DM'd and they said, I can give you an, cause often we go, oh, what happened next? And we can't even message them back. Gospel.

My marriage sucks. We've fallen out of love and cause I'm bored and horny, I've started sleeping with a man who isn't my husband. This tarpa said. She says, what makes it awkward is that it's my husband's boss. Far out. Yep.

Okay. My husband's boss has also become a close friend of my dad. Oh, I'm going to need a fucking piece of paper. So the Tapa sleeping with her husband's boss, who is her dad's best friend. Yep. Yep. That's a tangled little web, isn't it? We've both confessed that we want to spend our lives together. Like the... Her and the boss. The Tapper and the boss. Yep. But my goodness, my father's reaction when we finally come out to him is gonna be an Oh yeah, what about your husband though? That's what I said.

That's literally, I go, what about your husband? Yeah, oh my dad's going to be so upset. I don't think your husband's going to feel like it about either. Anytime I try to talk to my husband and have a serious conversation, he brushes it off and says, oh, it's normal. We're getting older and because we've got kids, we're tired and we're busy. And like, you know, honeymoon periods are... It's not nice to be dismissed when you're trying to raise a real issue though, is it? It's actually, I think it's at the point where the tarp is like, you know, honeymoon periods are... It's not nice to be dismissed when you're trying to raise a real issue though, is it?

It's actually, I think it's at the point where the tarpa's like, I'm trying to sit him down and dump this guy and I just can't... He won't listen and take it seriously. He's like, how can you sit down? I need to talk to you. And he's like, oh, it's all good. And she's like... And it's kind of sounds as if the husband knows what the TAPA is trying to say and is trying

to get away from it. But it's like, if you knew that, then wouldn't you start making a bit more effort or go like, you know what? Heard. Let's do this. What? Heard. That's like in a kitchen.

We can do heard. Torbz and I say herd to each other at home. Give me an example, play it out. Um, oh, I already made people's dinner, so don't feed her. Get herd. Cause we watched a bear and yeah. I don't hate that. You like herd? It's from a kitchen, which is hot and cool. So are we mate.

The chefs are hot and cool. So are we, mate. Chefs are hot and cool. Yeah. If you didn't hear yesterday's show, we're trying to find a new statement that means so true. Is it so true? Or like 100%. Yeah. Herd is actually, that's good.

That is good. I might have to start watching the bear again, I think. Yeah, oh, don't, it's too stressful. No, once I finish my MBA, then I can be stressed about that and not school. So true. Herd. But that he would be like, yep, you know what?

Heard, let's do something about it. It's actually become hard trying to pin him down to tell him I'm leaving. Like she's like, I'm trying to tell him that I just can't find the time to like actually tell him I'm leaving. How hard are you trying? Well, but the cause.

Do any Tafers have any advice at the end of that message? We have been damning a little bit because I was like what about the husband and she was like, oh like I'm It's done. Like it's almost like an an issue But I mean think about a tough conversation you've had to had and if it gets delayed you kind of like there's a little part Of you like oh good because then I don't have to Yeah, I think that at first there is that but but then also I'm like, I just want to get it over with because I want to free myself, not just from the situation, but from the

anxiety of thinking about the having the combo. Yeah. Um, I mean, I don't really condone cheating at all. Like that really sucks, but obviously you've found yourself in this position. It's already happened I think that you really need to talk to him the other way, the husband. Mmm, but it sounds like he's just like no, we're all good mate. Don't worry about it. But that's like- I think I'm leaving. I think it's over. No, I think we're fine.

Fahme, you sound like a great guy. Yeah. That's fuck it, that's tough. Is it? Now this sounds, I don't know, this sounds like, don't know if this sounds good, but I don't know. I just really want to see when the husband and the father find out about the boss.

That's just going to be good viewing. No, I don't think it will be. Or is it, because you know in a TV show that would be like the cliffhanger moment. Or is it because you know in a TV show that would be like the cliffhanger moment, but is TV shows like not real life? Heard. Because it isn't, right? Yeah. It isn't. Yeah. When it is real people, it does feel a bit different, doesn't it? And this is a tarpa that listens to our podcast that's going through this. Oh, I think they know because they're like, it's going to be a doozy.

But they've got kids together, you know, I feel sorry for the kids. That's so tough. So, you know, your grandpa's best friend who's also your dad's boss, he's also now your stepdad, is the title of that book. Chapter. If you have any advice, leave it in the YouTube comments and the episode thread. So even though they are anonymous, they can go through and read your advice. And we do have a direct line, so we might get an update. A direct line.

Yeah. But maybe this will encourage the tarpa to just do it. Yeah. And I feel, I mean- I think that's the kindest thing to do for the husband. There's advice and there's a like, I think we all know the answer, but it just sucks. Does the husband listen to the podcast? Maybe this is it. Hey bud, it's over. If this sounds like your situation, if you've got a boss, your wife's cheating on you. If you've got a boss and your wife has a dad, I mean-

Oh my gosh. Yeah. Bridget and I sleeping together. I'm Amber. This is Jess from Melbourne. I'm Alexa from Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. And you're listening to Tony Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpas. Obviously we love all of our Patreon members and all of the names are scrolling across

the bottom of the episode if you're watching on YouTube. But if a handful of champion tarpas, a gaggle of champion tarpas, a murder of champion tarpas. Noah Burby, good on you Noah. A murder mystery and it's just like a bunch of champion towers. Noah Burby, good on you Noah. A murder mystery and it's just like a bunch of crows. Yeah, so good. Yeah, one of them's like, do you know where I left, that was really good. That was really good. I think it was more of a gull, but I liked it.

I'm not going to question it. Yeah. So if two crows are like, oh, do you know where I left my wallet? And the other one's like gull, but I liked it. I'm not going to question it. Yeah. So if two crows are like, oh, do you know where I left my wallet? And the other one's like, no, I don't know. I'm like, oh, it's a bit of a mystery. Murder mystery. Chapped up. A mystery in the murder.

Let's write a kid's book. It sounds like an adult. Yeah, okay. The crows aren't going to fuck. I don't think it's an adult book. I'm going to write a kid's book. Yeah. Yep. Beep beep beep beep. Yep.

Is that an exclusive? No, I've been thinking about it for about 10 or 15 years. Oh. Hmm. Very briefly. Yeah. You just have a minute. Cumulatively, probably 10 minutes over the space of 10 or 15 years. Oh yeah. So about a minute a year.

Should we be stopping down on this or is that it? And you want to move on? No, that's it for now. I mentioned it in the office the other day and everyone kind of nodded and then we moved on and next year we'll put another minute into it. Love it. Okay. Alexandra, Hardly, Noah, Good On Ya,

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Well, 80 percent, 80-ish percent. But if you haven't done it yet, it really does help us. So thank you. But when I read one click flavor, favor. Don't take it on. What? Don't take it on. How is four out of five? Oh, God. Yeah, no, you go. Two, four, six, eight, 10.

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Go again. One click favor, do a one click favor, top. That's good. Thank you for your one click favor. We really appreciate it. We do. That's beautiful. Now, tell me everything about the Country Women's Association. Oh, I just loved it.

Went in there. Have a great day, everyone. Honestly, it was the best. Went in there. Oh, it was great. So I got there, right? And I was like, before I left the house, I was really, really nervous. Sorry, can you just give us like a one sentence, like bring us up to speed?

Oh, sorry. left the house, I was really, really nervous. Sorry, can you just give us like a one sentence, like bring us up to speed? Oh, sorry. Okay. So the country women's association is like in Australia, quite a big deal. It's like women join up together and they do like craft and baking, whatever. And all of the different chapters of the CWA, they kind of have different focuses. of have different focuses and in Victoria the ones the people the ladies that I met they were doing a bunning stall I went over and bought some jams they said you should come down and do come to a meeting. Now what's the average age usually? All of the ladies that were there. Even

saying the ladies just feels old doesn't it? All of the ladies that were there. Even saying the ladies just feels old doesn't it? All of the ladies that were there were over 55. I would have, not even mean to dig, I would have guessed like there wouldn't have been many under 70. Yeah. So even saying over 55 is like, okay. And they're all really like, cause I think that back in the day you kind of picture like not very progressive and just like some old dots having some scones and like a bit snarky and stuff but they were actually all like so fun so lively. Were you the youngest there by a bit? I was yeah. Yeah.

But like you weren't made to feel like no they were like come on in the new era. Yeah they were really beautiful and so when I met them at the Bunnings they were like you've got to come down. And I just think that they probably say that to everyone that comes over. They go, Oh, how great what you're doing. And none of them ever show up. Hoping that someone will be. Well, if you shoot your shot that many times, surely someone will end up coming down and helping out or whatever.

And that's what I say to the young boys in the nightclubs. Exactly right. But so I am not. Invite enough of these girls back one desperado will say yes. Desperado, Jesus Christ. You really fucked my beautiful little. And you are the desperado. I'm the desperado. Sorry, no.

But anyway, so they said like, would you like to come down and check out, see what we're all about. So the chapter of the CWA that I've been talking to, their focus is that they help the disadvantaged. So there's lots of people in like the Northern suburbs of Melbourne, like especially during winter, like living in their car and they're homeless, they've got kids and stuff.

So they make a load of food. So they get heaps of food donated. They do big cook-offs on the weekend and then take it to the distribution centers and then they hand out food by hand to all the people who are allowed to go there. They're allowed to take a few meals and it's really beautiful.

And so they had kind of told me that via email, chatted to them, yeah, they're emailing. They're online. Do they hold iPads out like this and have the flap? There was a little bit of them. Yeah, they're emailing. They're online. Do they hold iPads out like this? And have the flap? There was a little bit of that. Yeah. But so before I left, I was like really nervous.

I like didn't really know what to wear, but it was a craft night. So I was like, at least I've got my knitting so I can, I've got some, like a prop. You know what I mean? An ice spray, you got something to do. Yeah. Something to hold, somebody put your hands.

Yeah. And I just could kind of like had something to icebreaker. I think it's perfect. Kind of had something to like talk about. I got there early, of course, and there was a couple of other ladies there, but not everyone was there yet. And we just started chatting like one of the ladies that brought biscuits in and like a little shortbread dipped in chocolate with crushed pistachios on it. What the fuck? Yeah.

Oh shit. Not that I haven't been supportive, but I'm coming to the next one now. I'm fully in. It was, yeah, I was like- Shortbreads? Fully dully, yeah. My favorite biscuit. Yes. biscuit, chocolate, please. Obviously.

Pistachio. They're obviously doing all right as well. Pistachios, they're expensive. Well, like a... But they're expensive though. Pistachios are expensive. Anyway, so yeah, a bit of that. And I think I said on the pod,

and I know I said to you, like privately as well, that I just like, I have a lot of love to give. I'm super enthusiastic. I just kind of want to find somewhere that I can have a bit of an outlet, help people, but also, you know, find some friends, but so do they. So I'm in this room with all of these women and this is like their favorite thing to do.

Like they're all chatting and they're going, oh, yep, like on the weekend, we're gonna go and do a little craft course and everything that we learn will bring back and then teach each other how to do it. And then so if like one of the ladies says, oh, I'd really love to learn how to make jam. And there's a great woman who knows how to make jam

in a different CWA chapter. Bring her over. They bring her over woman who knows how to make jam in a different CWA chapter bring her over bring her over teach you how to make jam and let they share skills with each other it's so fucking beautiful that is beautiful and so I had a couple of little holes in my knitting and one of the ladies Maria who is actually a proud tarpa really yes so she was the first lady I met when I went to the Woolies, the bunnies. And she was, she's like a champion fucking knitter. I thought you were gonna say champion Tapa. Yeah. But very proud Tapa, very happy with the choice of

going daily on YouTube. Shout out. Very happy about that. She like fixed up the holes in my knitting and showed me where I'd gone wrong. And then on her knitting showed me what I had done by accident Yeah, and that if it happened again like how to fix it What a good it was honest like so amazing. Yeah, and

And then she Maria she's like telling you story it came up somehow that like we're talking about travel Yeah, and she goes oh, I was once on this island in Italy and there's like, no, you're not allowed to flush. Like if you do a number two, you're not allowed to flush. So you have to like throw it in the bin. And I was like, hang on, what? And so we're all chatting, whatever, like knitting, having our bikini

and our little like paper cup of tea. Yeah. And then she's like, and then you just have to throw it out and I was like, hang on. So you have to pick the poo out of the toilet. And she goes, huh? And I said, what if you've got diarrhea and it's not solid and you can leave the poo in there, but you have to throw the toilet paper out. And not a dry eye in the house. We're all losing it. Oh, so you're bringing the gold. I brought some gold to the group. Oh my God.

They were all laughing and I was like, these are my women. Like, this is it. And so I got in, like we ended up and everyone started packing up and I was like, Oh, just got here. I needed being two hours. And the ought to be getting late for the old dots too. And I got in the car and bought my eyes out. Because I had such great time. I had such a great time. She's such a wonderful time. I got in the car and blew my eyes.

It's really beautiful. That is very beautiful. It's really nice. And then so I called Torbzons like, I'm on my way home. He's like, did you have fun? I was like, oh, it was the best. And he's like, I can't wait to hear all about it. Like, I'll see you soon. When I was like, oh, it was the best. And he's like, I can't wait to hear all about it.

Like, I'll see you soon. When I got home, now I was telling him about it, cried again. Now you're crying for a third time. Now I'm crying again. I just had the best time and I just felt like so welcomed and so loved and so safe. And they were just all like so happy to have me there like because they just

love it they just love each other and they just like love what they do and it's like how often they meet up every not enough apparently not enough every night should we do this four nights a week girls i'm actually i'm thinking about introducing another day yeah what would your day be um i don't know, but I'm going to move that the next meeting. Yeah. Would you, if you were being like, subcontracted off to another, you know how they're like, oh, we're going to bring the jam lady in. Oh yeah. If you were being shipped out to help another chapter, what would your skill be? I think it would be this. They go, oh yeah. CWA podcast. Yeah. I just like, Oh, everything's great

at the what's a, what's another one. What? Like another chapter. Well, it's just, they all just called CWA, but just for different. Yeah. There's another chapter. Oh, we're going really well. The one in Rosanna. The one in Rosanna. Everything's great except everyone is a bit dull and they go, well, we'll send Tony out. Oh a bit of comedy. She'll send some color your way. Live and a half. A bit of vibe, a bit of personality. I can do that. And we'll trade you for the jam lady for a night. Oh yes a switcheroo. Yeah. Yeah I'll do it. I think you'd be great. But so I've like already my knitting is gonna get better because I'm like actually learning from someone instead of just like fumbling through myself

Did all the other ladies cry in the car park? Don't know because I imagine like you all walk out together and you're all see you next week Dolores and then you get in the car And then you're all just like we did all walk out together and you know what? We all hugged You didn't like everyone individually hugged each other like oh bye see you next time hug but like Beautiful like beautiful stuff. Like honestly just the most wonderful thing I've ever done in my whole life

Like it just it really that is beautiful. It was really amazing. Yeah, so I think they do like a couple of like meetings, but then they also do like the stalls and stuff. So I think that through the month, there's probably a few things, but like not everyone goes to everything and not, you know, Cause there's some food based ones and there's some craft based ones. Yeah. So, and then the actual cooking and then if you want to learn stuff that, you know, so it's all a bit. Do any of you guys, maybe not you, Charles, because you're a young spring chicken,

but like these friends that you, friends on Facebook from high school. Yeah. And they suddenly show up and you DM'd all of a sudden, and they're part of some fucking pyramid scheme, or they're selling you some bullshit. Oh yeah, and they go, oh, you look like you're doing really well,

but have you thought about Ennio? Yeah. So this was pre-meeting, though, but Tony was over at my house the other day. And is it true that you were trying to recruit Bridget? No, well, I just said to Bridge that I would actually. Oh, Bridge, you seem to be doing well. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Hang on, you messaged Bridget on my behalf and said, Tony's doing this, you should join. So that was all you. So you're the pyramid schemer. No, we're both getting, we'll split the commission. Split the commission. Don't think they make any money on new members. So what is this scam, and how do we cash in on it?

Yeah, I know. No, it's just for fun. Oh. Did you have a cuppa? I did have a tea. They had an Australian breakfast. Like, you know, the Twinings do the different, yeah. Had one of those, which was lovely.

Cause tea, maybe a bit too much caffeine for the old ducks after six or? They all had coffee. Psychopaths. Yeah, so they all had, they said, Tony do you want a cuppa? And I said, oh no no no I won't sleep tonight if I've got to have a coffee now. And they went, oh yeah. Easy crowd really. But yeah. How great's a new crowd because you can do your old? Do my old stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

Well I don't really have any old stuff, all that's fresh. Yeah. Um, heard. Um, but yeah. I've got a love to see here that's been inspired by Tony Lodge and the Country Women's Association. It's Gillian Grace. Hi Gillian. I recently bought my first house with my boyfriend. Oh, congratulations. It's in like a slightly new area because you know obviously the house prices are crazy so you got to just do what you can do. So since we're in a new area a goal of mine is to get involved in the community and after being inspired by Tony Lodge joining the CWA I decided to challenge my fear and like get out of the house and meet some people. Amazing. So I went to a drop-in volleyball league on my own

so you just rock up and they're like I'm a spare and people go oh we have only got five tonight so come you, you know, jump on. So that is so fucking bright. Right. Right. Cause you don't know what division you're going to land or if anyone picks, you're just going to stand there and like, wait. Yeah. Or if they go, Oh, we've only got five, but don't worry about it. We'll be all right. We'll figure it out. You know, we'll just forfeit. Yeah. Uh, it was really great. I met some great people and definitely plan to go again.

That's so cool. I had to share this with the tarpers. What? Because the moment I walked into the gym, someone was there taping their wrists. I was going to make the joke because she's done for me. That's amazing. And you know what? You love to see it. You do love to see it. Says Gillian Grace.

Chapter gospel. So I was willing to gloss over that see it. You do love to see it. Says Jillian Grace. Chapter gospel. So I was willing to gloss over that whole one, but I was like, no, the spirit is right. They deserve to hear that. They deserve to have their moment. You deserve to know how much of a CWA influencer you are. Thank you. And getting out there.

So that's my love seat for today. Oh, that's beautiful. I've got a love to say, I've actually just sent you a reel. I watched this and pissed my pants. I thought it was so funny. It's like someone's ring doorbell has like, oh like security cameras has like caught this footage and it made me piss. I will put the video on the screen as well but we'll put the link in their show notes and stuff Can you explain Okay, so the people that are watching the girl and the dog have come home

And there's a car in the middle of the driveway and the dog's on one side of the car and the woman's on the other side of the car and they're both like circling the car looking for each other. And she goes, oh shit. Like she's like, oh my god, the dog's fucking gone. Cause not on a lead. I literally watched that. And then when she's just like, oh my god.

We both thought we lost each other. I thought that was so funny. Also the title, two dumb bitches that couldn't see each other. Hilarious. Hilarious, hilarious. So it's a multifaceted, you love to say it. I love the caption, I love the video. Very wholesome.

Now tomorrow on the show, this could be, I don't know if it's gonna be stressful or groundbreaking. Oh, I'm never stressed, so I'll be fine. There's been a new study in the Journal of Experimental Psychology. Oh, I actually just read that article you're referring to. What is it?

It's good. It's by Pazetti, Warren and Chen, and it is the five things that scientifically make you cool. So there are five things that cool people do that make them cool. So you listening, you watching and you Tony Lodge, you're all going to find out in real time tomorrow if you are proven by science to be a cool person. And then on Thursday, my personality is going to be totally different.

All right, we'll chat to you tomorrow.