Toni and Ryan - Don't Cook On A First Date
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So imagine you've met a guy on Tinder.
Oh, yeah.
He goes, come on over, I'll cook you dinner.
And you go, how nice, how lovely.
And then you start to realize...
Yeah, nah.
That's actually making me feel a bit ill.
Hi, this is Jackie from Portland, Oregon in the United States.
Hi, I'm Emma from Wrexham in the UK.
Hi, I'm Brandon from Sydney and I approve this podcast.
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.
Normal or nah on the way, including some.
something that will change us.
For the better or for the worse?
No, I can't get any worse.
I think just all of us are going to learn something about each other and humanity.
Oh.
And once you've heard this normal or nara about the dishwasher,
and this is considering Tony has cooked salmon in a dishwasher before,
this is going to be worse than that.
That came up where we went to that thermomix thing the other day.
So Charles, you know, we went to that thermomix thing and we gave away two thermomixes,
sleigh from us.
it did come up at the event that I have cooked salmon in the dishwasher there.
And in a crowd full of foodies and food creators, chefs, yeah.
Surprisingly, they did not respect that where I thought it was intuitive.
It didn't go down that well and it went down even worse when I told them that I put the tablet in.
Did it go down poorly when they introduced someone and you were the only one who clapped?
Started clapping. No one likes that either.
Yeah. And then you said, I guess I'll just go fuck myself real loud, like a bit too late.
Like a bit too loud.
But that's okay.
Yeah.
We all learn.
We learn.
Speaking of there being a time and a place for things,
you know how like at midday,
there's often like a midday movie on like Channel 7 or channel 9 or whatever.
And it's often like a weird old murder mystery from the 90s or something.
Yeah,
but you kind of expect,
it's like,
even though it is a murder mystery,
right,
heavy themes,
but like a light film.
Like there's not a lot to think about it's probably going to be playing in
the doctor surgery or whatever.
Yeah.
We always leave the TV on for PIPA and like whatever.
channel is just on is just on whatever channel it's normally channel seven for some reason it was not
and i got home yesterday and the midday movie was inception what are you joking i wish i was
inception inception inception one of the greatest movies ever made but it also is not a midday movie it's not a
midday movie it's also not a movie you can watch like 10 minutes off it's also not a movie you can
have ads in.
I didn't even think about that.
Yeah, that's stopping every seven minutes or whatever.
Was Pippa there with a pen and paper trying to figure out which dream sequence she was in?
And she's like spinning her own totem.
She's trying to figure out of it's real life or not.
But what an insult to Christopher Nolan.
An insult to the art, but also just like, of all the things that you could just put on
as like a shit daytime movie.
A filler.
Filler.
And also, isn't the spot only like 90 minutes?
What did they do it for three days?
a row and like yeah do it like part one two and three. Well the time they put ads in they would have
taken them to the six o'clock news. The weather was on. Leo goes, thank you. We're now going to
deal or no deal on after this. That is madness. It was. And I just thought about all the old
dots in the doctor's surgery going, well, hang on. While's the city turning around?
Upside down. Yeah. Why have they got those needles in their arms on the plane? That can't be good.
what a crazy
and I saw it and recognize
I mean it's you don't have to have seen that movie
a lot of times like recognize it on site
I like knew what movie it was
and I was like what the fuck
inception yeah and it just really
shook it shook it's thrown me off
yeah that's thrown me right off isn't that so weird
like time and place
how long did it go for?
I don't know I turned it off I went oh no
too young
poor people get back to the murder mystery
She's confused.
Yeah.
Go back to the one where the house is sentient and fucking cuts people open.
I don't know what the show is, but I also associate the mid-gossop girl.
I associate the midday movie with this weird show where this little kid used to wear gloves.
Okay.
No, that's fine.
We can find it.
Charles, Google, blonde boy wears gloves.
And be careful.
And write TV show.
Because podcast host learns to Google.
It's all good stuff.
Because he just wore these gloves and he was like a little.
Was it a show?
I think so.
And he was like a magic man.
Are you talking about Williams wish Wellington's?
Whatever the fuck that is.
It sounds like it.
That was a cartoon.
No.
Wellington's not gloves.
Oh, it was a real person.
It was a real little man.
What do you got, Charles?
I'm on a Reddit article where someone's pretty much asked this exact same question.
Oh, Ryan. Dot dumb at Reddit.com.
It like is pretty much.
Can someone help me please?
I'm trying to find a TV show or movie from the 90s
with some blonde kid who has equipment, gloves and glasses.
Like the, just like dude in this movie,
doesn't, okay, he's really gone off.
He looks like a guy that should have been McCauley Calkin, but wasn't.
Hang on, has it?
The Wizard?
Yeah, type in The Wizard.
Or if it comes up with Nick Watson from the Hawks, I'm going to love it.
The Lizard, I just said.
No, that's the Wizard of Waltz.
No, and then type in gloves.
No.
No, and now little boy.
No, it's not power.
I think that's power glove.
Keep going.
Captain N?
No.
Oh, not a cartoon.
We might, if anybody recognizes what you, do you remember anything else about it?
No, but it was just so creepy.
Like, why did he wear the gloves?
Was it because he was like doing powers or?
You know how those shows traditionally, I don't know what the equivalent is called,
but it's like lightroom to insanity.
Oh, because they, bold and the beautiful.
Yeah.
It was like the most.
one of those.
Yeah.
Oh,
no,
I don't remember.
Can someone,
please?
I reckon someone will know.
He was this little blonde kid.
Yeah.
And he wore black leather gloves.
Yeah.
Oh, black leather.
Did you search that?
Because what was coming up there was like a power glove.
Oh,
that's an interesting Google.
Oh, no.
Okay.
If anybody knows the show that you're talking about.
Okay.
So,
every time you said power gloves,
it may be.
That's what came up.
Yeah,
I know,
but like,
it was as if like,
oh he's wearing a power suit
Power glove
Or just like oh no
Like he means business
He's got his power gloves on
I've got my power gloves on
I'm ready for business
Like not like for power washing
But just like oh no
He's got his power shoes on
Well that said power glove
Because it was like a board game
Like a
Like a had like a Nintendo thing on it
Um
Let's do normal on a
Fuck that is gonna kill me all day
I reckon someone or no
I reckon someone will know
I reckon someone will know
Do we want to do the
Dishwash one first
Yeah, go dishwasher. I'm feeling powerful. I got my power gloves on.
This is from Marco. Hi, Marco. Polo.
I never empty the dishwasher. The dishwasher acts as a cupboard. I take a clean plate out, use it,
put it back in. Once most of them are dirty, I put the dishwasher on. Bam, they're all clean,
and I start again, taking out dishes and cutlery as I need them. Nah. Nah, not for me.
because when do you how do you know that it's all being turned over and like saying oh when
most of them are I'm like no you don't know and if I went to pull out a clean thing to use
and it was dirty I'd be like yeah but I don't think that having clean stuff in there
amongst the dirty stuff is good yeah I just feel like this isn't like our vibes are off
I'm like I think biologically uh yeah true like is
it has it.
All those germs are sitting in there.
Like, well, you had something with like, say you used an knife for raw chicken and you put
that on the top shelf and then you get a plate from the bottom.
And it's drip down.
That's what I'm thinking.
So it's enough for me.
Yeah, because you put your glass upside down at the top and then that dribbles.
Yeah.
So if you had clean stuff on the bottom.
Some of yesterday's smoothie on your plate with spaghetti.
Yeah, like just real upsetting.
Marco.
But yeah, I, um.
He's, this isn't like, oh, this one day.
a bit like, like, this is how he lives his life.
Nah.
I think the, the closest I could get to being able to do that is if I lived alone.
Yeah.
Oh, no one lives with this guy.
You know what I mean?
I don't know if they do, but what they don't.
But if it was just like, you know, the one plate knife or whatever.
But like, a family's worth of dishes, like we just, we just have so much stuff in our
like, because if I do a big cook of stuff, it's all of that, Pippers bowls in there,
like coffee cups, everything.
So imagine you've met a guy on Tinder.
He goes, come on over, I'll cook you dinner.
And you go, oh, how nice, how lovely.
Oh, yeah.
And then he goes, oh, yeah, just grab one from the thing.
And you go, oh, I must have just done the dish.
Yeah, sweet.
And then you start to realize that this is the case.
That's actually making me feel a bit.
And you just go, oh, but like normally where do they go?
And he just goes, nah.
That's it.
That's it.
So what's in the cupboard?
And he's like, I don't know, the phone books and an old apple or something.
I don't know.
You know?
Yeah, nah.
I mean,
nah,
nah.
I think you've just got to know
whether they're all dirty or all clean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What meal would you cook
if you had a Tinder date over?
First time to the house.
And you go,
you know what?
We've been on a little bit.
Why don't you come around to my place and I'll cook?
I feel like you want to cook
something where you can do most of the stuff
beforehand and then like just pop it in the,
oven or just pop it on like you don't want something that you've got to stir I don't think because
then you've got to be at the sink unless you want something to do.
Maybe it's a good icebreaker.
Yeah, because you're like, oh, I'm just like stirring the curry or whatever.
But immediately my mind went to like a lasagna because I can do all the work beforehand,
put all the stuff in the dishwasher.
And like, then all I've got to do is like pull it out and cut it up and serve up.
Do you think there's something cute in being like, oh,
Hey, why don't you stir that and I'll chop this and we'll do this thing.
I think that is more of an icebreaker.
Yeah.
And an activity.
A bit cute.
Yeah.
Because otherwise if you come over and I'm like, oh, the dinner's in the oven and then we're like, oh, what should we talk about?
Like there's nothing to.
I just realized your small talk journey never went through this stage.
No, I've never dated anyone.
So, um, how have you been?
Like, obviously.
Would you like to date me right now?
No.
Charles, what would you do if you?
if you had a girl at your house.
Would you cook?
No, he'd be eaten though.
I actually haven't had.
I've never, like, cooked for someone, though.
Yeah.
Like, we've ordered, like, I've ordered.
Oh, yeah.
What would you cook?
I love, I think ordering's fun and cute.
Because you get to know what they're going to, what they have.
Oh, but it's like, we'll put a movie on and I get pizza and we're like, you know.
That's nice, yeah.
The only thing about ordering is that like,
Like you're going to get something sloppy.
What do you feel like?
Oh, I don't really mind.
Oh, well, like I think that if you go, oh, I just heard you talking about this before, Charles.
That's why you've incepted me.
But like if we go, oh, we're ordering an Indian.
Like, oh, it's just about to say that.
I was like, because we've all been inceptive.
Maybe we've all been inseptive.
But like, because then we can do these ones.
Hey, there's a great Indian place around.
Let's order a couple of things each.
We'll put it on the table and like we can.
And how nice does it feel when someone goes, we're doing, like, we're going to get Indian.
Yeah.
Tell us what.
you like from there rather than what should we order because then you're like oh my god what do you
like what's two things you like I'll get two things I like and we'll figure something down and get a little
get a little this with the rice and so because that's what we did the other way because my sister you know how
I said that we like yeah I rang her and I was like we're going to get Chinese for dinner we'll
bring it around like are you guys in and she was like oh yeah and I just did it I think that's a
nice a thing to do so you're right I think doing an order is beautiful yeah yeah beautiful
yeah uh me not cooking and taking the easy way out is beautiful but
It's the mental with gymnastics of like, oh, I don't know this guy that well.
What if I'm like, oh, let's get pizza and you're like, oh, I can't eat pizza for gluten and dairy reasons.
Do you reckon it's also like as you become more friends?
Like if you were like, come around, I'm cooking dinner, I'd be like, oh, that's nice.
But you'd also be like, hey, do you want to come around and have KFC and we'll watch fucking Biodome?
And I'll be like, fuck, yeah.
Yeah, like that sounds.
You obviously not Biodome.
What's the movie that's way better than that?
Tomcats.
Hey, do you want to come around and?
Do you want to come around and watch?
The Flintstones, Viva, Las Vegas.
I'm really sorry.
Yeah.
You know what?
Let's me come over and we'll watch Viva Las Vegas.
Let's me come over.
Let's me do that.
Did you know that flow rider studied at the University of Las Vegas?
International business.
Only for two months, but he did.
I did actually, surprisingly.
Yeah, we should do that Viva Rock Vegas movie.
And what do you want to at KFC?
Or do you want to get Indian and we'll get a bunch of stuff?
Or is that not a couch food?
It isn't a couch food, but I will remind you that my dining table.
No, but my dining table is basically a couch.
It is.
It's basically a couch you can eat out.
That's what they call me.
A couch you can eat out.
Anytime.
Really quickly, I got a normal one night here from Megan.
Hi, Megan.
If you're going to a concert in two weeks, then you going to a concert in two weeks becomes your entire personality.
One thousand percent.
Listening to them 24-7, watching every live performance, memorizing every lyric, rehearsing for a concert.
Because who knows, they're probably going to see you singing and probably call you up.
And they will feel pumped that you're so into it.
The other thing that I would like to enter that equation is, what am I going to wear?
What's the weather going to be?
What would Hillary Duff prefer me in that night?
Yes.
And her costumes for these shows have been unfucking real.
Megan said, I'm about to see Hillary Duff and I've been insufferable.
No, that, it's completely fair.
That can be your whole personality.
That's amazing.
Normal.
Normal, 1,000%.
Hi, I'm Emma from Rexham in the UK.
Hi, this is Jackie from Portland, Oregon in the United States.
I'm Brandon from Sydney and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.
A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tarpers over at our Patreon.
Angel Thompson.
Good on your angel.
Anna Weeks, thank you, Anna.
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Is she a simileet?
Somalier.
Yeah.
Someolier.
Jessica Chambers.
Johna Fernandez, might be Yonna Fernandez.
And live shows.
I think that might be celebrating the live shows.
Like someone's called live shows.
They've called themselves live shows.
Yeah.
Speaking of which next Wednesday or Tuesday.
Tuesday.
Uh, tickets go on sale at midday for our Australian.
You know what?
Go to tony and Ryan.com.
You sign up to the wait list and you'll be the first to know.
Sorry.
Fuck yeah.
Nice.
Is it on the first?
Yeah, 12 p.m. on the first.
That was where I was getting the one from.
There you go.
I was somewhere.
Now, and aren't we always?
Tony and Ryan.com.com.
You get on the wait list.
It's probably your best bet of getting in quick and getting them while they're hot.
Yep.
Um, Canberra, Melbourne, Hobart, Perth, Adelaide, Brisbane, Sydney.
We're going to be recording our show live and having lots of fun.
People come alone and they make friends.
Yeah.
People come with groups and have a really fun time.
Uh, we have so much fun doing it.
Yeah.
And it would be an honor to see you there with us this summer in Australia.
So we'll be recording like, in Australia.
In Australia.
We'll be recording like an episode just like this.
Yep.
But then we'll play a few games and have a yarn beforehand.
Like, so it's really fun.
Yeah.
It's good fun.
Yeah.
Good night out.
Yeah, it is a good night out or afternoon out.
We have multiple afternoons, I believe.
Yeah, which is fun.
Because people want to get home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Busy.
Well, and also with Hobart, I was like, well, maybe people are going to come from
Launceston and stuff.
Oh, so that means that you're not stuck and you don't have to get a night out,
a hotel or whatever if you don't want to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, no, it'll be really fun.
We're really looking forward to it.
Last week, Tony Lodge asked for a nickname.
I did.
I regret it already.
I don't know what's coming.
Now, I would like you to behave like a person with this nickname would.
Like, I want you to embrace the name.
So like an alter ego would or like embody the, yeah, okay.
Embody the name.
So does that mean that it's not a nickname for me then?
It is, but I feel like it, it more like empowers you to be the person that you were born to be.
Wow.
Or but like the nickname leans into the Tony we know.
on love and I'm just asking you to lean in as well.
Yeah, all right.
The first, which I think we've said before, jokingly,
but a lot of people were like, it has to be T-Bone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get it.
My name starts with T-Bone.
Yeah.
Do you feel like you could roll a T-Bone, though?
I don't think so.
I feel like T-bone is more like male football player.
Okay.
Also, I've got another test.
At the end of this list, you're going to pick one,
and we're going to call my mum and you're going to introduce yourself as this.
No.
It refused.
Gidey,
it's T-Bone.
Who?
That's what the sound
that she's going to make
and the word she's going to say.
It actually is.
But I,
it needs to feel so natural
to your person.
Yeah,
that she's not going to go,
oh,
she's not doing a bit.
She's just saying,
what's up,
it's T-bone.
Yeah.
Yeah,
okay.
All right.
Ringtone.
What?
Like a nickname is ringtone.
Oh.
Oh, I thought you were saying like,
ring her now.
Like ring.
Oh, tone.
Ring tone.
I'm like, oh, now, you haven't given me an arm yet.
Oh, so that one's confusing.
Yeah, okay.
This is if you were being inappropriate.
We would say, we would call you tone deaf.
Yes.
Tea bones are looking pretty good.
How do you feel about peppertony pizza?
I like that.
It just made me hungry, though.
So are you thinking, though, that in that situation,
Yeah, peppertony pizza here.
What's going on?
Yeah.
See, you did like a little New York accent, didn't you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pippetoni.
You like that?
I think that's fun.
Macatoni and cheese.
I like macotone and cheese.
I love mac and cheese.
Yeah.
So that suits my brand.
Oh, yeah, gidday, it's macotony and cheese here.
You know, like I'm on the phone.
I reckon that's the one to try on.
On your mom.
Is there any others?
A lot of tea.
dogs.
Tea dog, yeah.
A few tea baggers.
Shetland Tony.
Shetland Tony is pretty funny, isn't it?
So you like pepperoni pizza or macatonian cheese?
Macatonian cheese is a personal favorite.
Do you know the thing about calling your mum?
Yeah.
Is that I'm going to go, hey, it's macatonian cheese or whatever.
And she's going to go, okay.
And then what do I say?
No, it doesn't matter because she'll just start talking about whatever the fuck
She was already talking about.
That's what I met.
Okay.
So macotony and cheese, we're backing in.
Yep.
Ask her how it's been with Mabel staying over if you need something in your pocket.
Yeah, okay.
Should I tell her that we're on the podcast, so straight away?
Yeah, yeah.
Pepper Tony Pizza.
Macatoni and Cheese.
No, she'll answer.
Or Shetland Tony.
Hello, this is Mandy.
Oh, I'll leave a message.
You know, I'll get back to you when I can.
Gidey, Mandy.
It's Macatoni and Cheese here.
I just wanted to say, hey.
Ryan said that you've been looking after.
Mabel a beer, which is so cute.
I hope it's going well.
Yep, that's all from me.
The old Shetland Tony, moo.
Chat to you soon, Mans.
Love ya.
I plucked out.
I remember names.
Did you just call my mum Mans?
I do.
I thought my nickname were, well, they were not great.
I mean, mans though, feels natural, doesn't it?
Give it one more try.
I've left a message.
I did the job.
No, no, I know.
Oh, she just texts and she.
She said, sorry, can't chat right now.
Show me.
She's in a meeting.
Show me.
I'll show you.
If you send me a photo of you, give me the middle finger.
Oh, that would be amazing.
See, she just texts that.
She texted that in your notes app, which is crazy.
She's spelled sorry or Ari.
Oh.
One more time.
Unfortunately.
Oh.
Like what would she be doing that?
Please own answer.
I use all my ghost powers.
Thank fucking God.
She's going to, do you know what?
Do you know when you're in the car and you give someone a bell?
Because you go, I've got 30 minutes.
Like, now's a good time to chat.
And they don't answer.
But then they call back when you're like not in the mood to chat anymore.
I'm home now.
I'm not available anymore.
I wanted to chat before when I had all this spare time.
Can I give you a recommendation?
Sure.
I would throw your phone in the ocean.
No.
No.
Because she is going to call back.
I'll chat with her.
I'm just saying like, later, she's going to be like, oh, is everything all right?
But I think you've already had your chatting to old ladies quota this week.
Do you end up going to the CWA thing?
No, because I wasn't well.
Of course.
If I make one of them sick, they'll die.
Like, and I just get so worried.
Like, genuinely, though.
I know.
That's like the sweetest slash brutal but sweetest thing.
Do you know, though, on phone chat?
And on old lady chat, actually.
So I messaged one of the ladies and I said,
I won't be there.
I think I'm coming down with something.
And I don't want to make anyone sick.
I don't want any of you old girls to die.
And then, so I text her.
And then, of course, old people, they return with the phone call.
But I was in the show.
I text.
What is that more to discuss?
I don't know.
Oh, you feeling sick love.
Yeah, that's what I texted you.
Yeah.
So, but then I jumped in the shower.
Then she got my voicemail.
Damn near killed her, I think.
So I think that legally.
I called Tony the other day and got to her voicemail.
nearly crashed my car.
It gives you a fright.
It happened to Lil the other day.
She was like, I, again, I didn't answer for whatever reason.
Charles, can you call Tony?
Just so everyone just to remind.
It's a shocker.
It's so loud, I think, is that it's loud.
Oh, let me hang up.
Oh, it's Mandy.
What?
Hey, Tony, it's just Charles.
Yeah, reset you call whatever.
So old fucking Beryl, she calls.
She, here in that language.
Yeah, I was worried about killing her with the flu.
let alone the fright of her fucking life.
I know, so I think I have to change it.
Was the message this?
No, she didn't.
I think she got frightened and hung up.
I would.
Same.
So I think I might have to change.
Like, legally, I think I've got to change.
For OH and S purposes, I think I might have to change it.
Happened with a trady the other day as well.
And they were like, oh, sorry.
Yeah.
I mean, I love it.
But it's like so crazy that you haven't changed that.
Do you reckon?
Yeah.
Well, you know, I did think should I change it?
And then I was like, if you call me and it goes to message it and it's gone,
I didn't want you to be disappointed.
Yeah, I know.
I love it.
I'm surprised that you haven't.
Well, no, it's still going strong.
It's been a few months.
And I'm so impressed.
It's been a few months.
I'm so impressed.
Should we give your number out?
No.
So everyone, before you change it.
I would never change it.
No, no, before you change the voicemail.
Oh.
Just so everyone can experience it for themselves.
They just heard it.
I would never give my number out and you know that.
You need to pick me up.
You're just like,
fuck,
you know what I would love?
Yeah.
I would love Tony Lodge yelling,
Waba.
Well,
we can export this audio and upload it somewhere.
To voice mail?
No,
like put it on the internet somewhere.
Well,
everyone,
you've got a one in a hundred thousand chance
because you know Tony's number starts with a no 408.
True.
So try your luck.
Yeah.
Speaking of luck,
we're going to win the lotto this weekend.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
That's really perk me up.
I've got her, you love to see it, actually.
That will perk us all up.
And a bit like me being called Pepitonian Pizza.
Something so true to my brand has occurred.
Eleanor, hi, Eleanor, has joined as a champion Tapa on our Patreon.
And she sent me a message.
And she said, I joined as a champion Tapa just to send you this.
I know you read all the DMs.
I know you reply to everybody.
I needed to know that you had seen this.
Okay.
I've got a video to play for you.
I'm in heaven.
I'm in heaven.
For I've got my hot dog and my diet coke.
What could be better than having a hot dog and a diet coke?
I'm in heaven every night of my.
Like, nice.
Just get it's going.
I have an idea.
If it's me calling your mom again, I'm off.
I'm off.
I think that audio is your new voicemail message.
Like 1,000%.
So now people call me instead of getting scared,
they're just like,
I'm in heaven.
Hot dogs and diet coke.
Leave a message because I'm busy.
with my hot dog and my diet.
You're right.
That is perfect for that.
Who was that?
Someone's grandma.
Eleanor,
no,
Eleanor sent it.
It's like a viral video.
Elizabeth Golden posted.
And she was just like,
oh,
I'm sure so many people have sent it to you.
And they,
I haven't seen it.
That is amazing.
And it is just,
100 years old.
Yep.
At 100 years,
the caption is at 100 years old.
And still just live in the dream.
And they say fucking Fridge Sigs kill you.
No.
Make you stronger.
Fridge cigarette
Keeps death away,
I believe is the saying.
I have heard that.
I have heard that.
The little girl at the op shop
with the ghost,
she was like,
I've seen the other side.
You know that fucking Diet Coke
in your house,
how many DCs were you having a day?
Yeah, not enough.
Isn't that video so great?
Amazing.
And she's just so blissed out.
Also, a hundred.
Are you fucking me?
She looks excellent.
Couldn't look a day over 40.
Like, it looks young.
Looks younger than me.
Didn't want to say it.
Yeah.
I think I've seen your future though.
And it looks bright.
That's me at the CWA still in another 50 years.
My love to see it is from TARPA Denise,
who loves photography and she loves motorsports.
And she's like,
I've always had this random goal to like shoot a professional motocross event.
Oh, sick.
So three months ago,
because she's been doing some photos on the side and take,
So she just like applies to get a media accreditation for the World Supercross.
Two weeks ago, she gets an email going, hey, mate, approved.
Here's your pass.
And last weekend, she was at the Canadian GP track in Calgary, Alberta, at the World Supercross Championship.
And have a look at her photos.
She's like trackside.
And so imagine you love photography, you love motorbikes, and you're right up in the action,
taking shots.
Just because you send an email.
She's like, I love it.
Can I have accreditation?
They went, yep.
That is so fucking sick.
Start the fucking blog.
Send the fucking email.
One million.
That is, what a great.
Look at all the dirt kicking up.
That's such a good photo.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
What was her name?
Denise.
Denise, fuck yeah.
Nice one.
Don't ask, don't get.
But literally.
Yeah.
And as well, on the topic of everything's made up.
Yeah.
Like you would go, oh no, there's a, there's a protocol.
You have to have done eight events before you're allowed to, you know.
Send the email.
Just send the email.
Yeah.
That's so sick.
Fuck yeah.
Slaid Denise.
God, type was the best day.
Not like Slay Denise, but like Slay.
Dot Denise.
I've slayed Denise.
Yeah.
Well, she's slayed that.
And it tasted Denise.
Sorry.
Have a great weekend.
Okay.
We'll be back on YouTube tomorrow with a try not to laugh.
Which is, Charles.
Yet to be recorded.
Yeah, I haven't done it yet.
That means it'll be fresh off the out of the oven.
Fresh off the press.
Are we doing that now?
I hope not.
Love you, bye!
