Toni and Ryan - Don't Do This in a Short Dress

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

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Like ever. And use the promo code at the checkout tarp. That's T-A-R-P to get your first month free. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello. And we are calling Crystal in Melbourne, Australia. Oh, Crystal. Charge up your crystals, big moon night. I don't know if that's true. I don't really understand it.

No. I'm a Sagittarius. Does that have anything to do with it? The fact that you referenced it might, you know what I mean? Is crystals and Sagittarius as related? Crystal. Hi Crystal.

Hi, good morning. Good morning. Thank you so much for answering your phone. Tony was about to go on a deep dive about crystals and being a Sagittarius. No. And I don't know where it was headed. It actually wasn't a deep dive because I don't know anything about it. I was asking if crystals and astrology is related, but I don't think that it is.

Crystal, can you shed any light on this? No. Yeah, good call. No, Crystal, no, that's fair. So all of us have something in common and it's that we don't not. Yeah. And it's okay to not know. And what brings us together really. It's absolutely true.

Crystal, I believe you and your husband are both tapas and are about to celebrate an anniversary. So congratulations to you guys. Thank you very much. But what I do have to ask is though, is does he have his own Patreon account or if not, has he been looking at yours? Because you know our stance on these matters.

Look, we did talk about it for a while and he was his own individual champion Tapa for a while. And then we decided that they'll just be, they'll be me. And then he went down a tier. No, that's actually huge crystal. I know we're expecting it all. Yeah. I was expecting a freeloader to be honest.

Yeah. So it sounds like you guys got a great relationship. If I know your husband, Andrew, and I feel like I do, I saw him as a freeloader. So I, I, you know, what's that saying? I was going to say spit in my mouth, but that's not what it is. Um, put a sock. What's the thing when you suck in a generator? No, no. What's the thing when you are embarrassed egg on my face. Fuck spit in my mouth. Whoa. Yeah, that egg on my face. That's the one I was going for. Okay, Crystal, for more gear light,

that would you mind approving today's episode? I'm so embarrassed. I was about to say I'm honored, but I don't know now. Yeah, Crystal. And Crystal's also downgrading. I'll hang up while you can. Yeah, Crystal. Yeah.

Yeah. Hi, it's Crystal from Melbourne and I approve this podcast. Now it's not normal to start with a, you love to see it. We do that at the end of every episode, but I've just seen something pop up. You know, when people think about Ryan, they go, that guy's Jacked, what a buff guy. Yes.

Without question. And what's my favorite type of ice cream? You know this, you're my best friend. Just relax, take a breath. You know this. Ramen, rice and- Whoa, no, no, no. No, think about about think about the not like the flavor, but the actual ice cream. If I went to the server and picked one out of the thing.

Oh, Magnum. Oh, Golden Gay Time. Thank you. Sorry. Oh, my God. Well, in breaking news, Golden Gay Time has teamed up with a protein powder and there's now going to be Golden Gay Tone flavored protein powder. I actually do love to see that. That's a good idea. But then is the protein powder good for you if it tastes like ice cream? Do you know what I'm saying? So am I going to get even fatter or

actually buff? Are you going to be ripped? Because I'm going to be sucking down these Golden Gate on almond milk powdered. Do you know what is a bit crazy though? You know, those like protein yogurts and they go, Oh my God. And it tastes just like regular yogurt, but it doesn't like, you know, those yogurt ones and they're like, I get, I have those cause that makes me feel like I'm not a piece of shit. No, but are they bad? No, no, no.

It's not about being bad. I just think it tastes bad. It's like the texture is like powdery a little bit. It's a bit like too dry and yogurt shouldn't be dry as a rule, I feel. Well, I feel like the definition of yogurt is wet. Is wet. Yeah. Like wet stuff.

Wetter than my mouth. Yeah. Well, that is. It's just wet. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like so wet. So that is. It's just wet. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like- It's so wet.

So it- And creamy and wet. So talking about a dry yogurt feels- Like flour? So upsetting. Yeah. And, but I find those Yo Pro, like the yogurt with the protein in it to just be like the most upsetting texture ever. Can I- I thought you were going to drop an industry secret.

Can I drop an industry secret? So I follow this TikTok account and he's like a packaging designer, like a graphic designer and stuff. And he kind of goes, Oh, remember this daggy old brand? Well, here's what I would do. Oh, I've seen things like that. Yeah. And they like make their own stuff. Yeah. I love people so fucking good.

And so he finds this thing that it's just a regular amount of protein. Yeah. And he goes, but if I make that really large, idiots like Ryan will think, oh, that must be more than usual. Yeah. So say every yogurt is 15% protein, because that's what yogurt's made out of. If he just makes that really large, I go, protein yogurt. Well that's the one you're going to pick up.

Yeah. And he goes, he goes, I just make the font bigger for that bit. Cause it sounds good. Yeah. And I go, so I'm just a fuckhead paying extra. And he's like, yeah, but you're saying, so you're saying that is a bit different and it tastes shit. Well, I think that they add extra protein or they leave something in or take

something out or, you know, whatever. But I think that those actual protein lead yogurts aren't good. I don't know if it's just that one brand, but those ones are, it's not for me. The Golden Gaytime inspired almond protein powder will be available, it's available now. Gluten-free, dairy-free, and over 23 grams of protein per serve.

It tastes like a delicious creamy thick shake. I don't doubt that it tastes like a delicious creamy thick shake. I don't doubt that it tastes like a delicious creamy crick shake. I think, sorry, a creamy crick shake. I think my issue is, is that it tastes like a delicious creamy thick shake and I'm just going to be sucking them down dry and no one needs that much protein. Well, yeah, but then you also put it with like, you know, if you just eat that for every meal, then what are you else, when are you going to have some grains, et cetera? I don't do that.

No, but you know, but then, so yeah, you go, Oh, I think that's great though. Because I think that like, that's yummy. Huge news. I think that would be yummy. Oh, also my algorithm has just decided that I'm really into like collabs now. And it says that paddle pops now have sleepwear. Oh, well, no one needs that. No, but my algorithm thinks I'm into that now because I just clicked on pro team.

Clicked on a collab. Anyway, actually this is crazy coincidence chat. I have a normal or nah involving paddle pops. That's crazy. This is crazy. It's from Sarah. Hi Sarah. Is it normal that I don't know the name of the paddle pop lion?

Once my friends found out I didn't know his name, they asked if I was Amish or if I grew up in a cave. Am I the only one who doesn't know? What's his name? I don't know. Normal. I don't know what his name is. And now I'm really upset.

Why don't I know that? Are you, did you grow up in a cave? Were you homeschooled? I'm wearing a little pinafore today. I look a little bit upish. Please help. We are debating this at 11 37 PM on a Wednesday night and I have work in the morning. I mean, we've all got work in the morning.

Oh, you don't, you don't have a job. I don't know the name of that lion. I feel so bad. Do you? I actually don't know. Does it have a name? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it just called the paddle pop lion?

No, that's his like- That's his stage name. People say of Tony, like, oh, that funny motherfucker. Like that's not her name. She's- That's not her name. That's not her name. What's. That's not her name. That's not her name.

What is the name of the lion? The paddle pop lion is Max. Oh, hate that. Why is it called Max? Why has anyone called anything? No, but like if it's, you know, a consumer brand. For maximum taste. But you'd think that it would be like Lenny the lion or like Lionel the lion or, you know.

I like Lionel the lion. Yeah. Petition for it to be Lionel the lion. Comment below if you're happy for us to just rename it Lionel. Let us know. Ali paddle pops all night long. Is that Lionel? Lionel Richie.

Nice. Yeah. Has it turned you off paddle pops in general now that you know the guy's name's Max? Do you know what guy's names max. Do you know what did turn me off a paddle pop? I don't like getting got, which is takes me a lot of time because I get got a lot. Yeah. That the rainbow one is actually caramel.

Yeah. That got me for a bit. So I've, I'm on a sabbatical from them. Yeah. I actually haven't had a paddle pop in a really long time, but those chocolate ones, that's a mean ice cream. Yeah. It's real good. It's real good. It's wet. I'm going to go get a, do you know what it is actually? I'm going to make a statement here and you're all going to fall to your knees. Ready? It's paddle pop weather. It's paddle pop weather. It actually paddle pop weather, it actually is.

And you know how I know? How? Because I'm wearing Birkenstocks today. Because the dogs are out. The dogs are out. I didn't even know. Yeah, I know. It's huge news.

Yeah, Ryan's piggies are out today. Yeah, my feet are out. Tony's talking paddle pop. It's summer in Australia. Yeah, it's time for hard ice cream. Hard ice cream. Like, cause you know how a paddle pop is like hard ice cream, not like a creamy ice cream, like a Cornetto or something. That's like more of a soft ice cream. But our golden gay times in play. I don't need them actually because I've got my

protein fix elsewhere. Yeah. I fucking, I love a golden gay time. It's got to be right out of the freezer. It's got to be like very, very cold because they lose their integrity pretty quick. You got fucking biscuits sliding off. You've got fucking things happening all over the place. If you breathe the wrong way, holding the golden gay time, there's fucking nuts everywhere. It's game over. It's game the fuck over. I love a golden gay time and I love a paddle park.

Yeah. Bridget came into the bedroom the other morning cause I'd slept in and she goes, Oh my God, you've nutted everywhere. And I go, what do you mean? And she goes, did you have a golden gay time last night? And I went, yeah. And she goes, there's fucking little bits of shit all over this bed. It's not nuts. It's biscuit. You know that, right? Not. Well, it's not nuts, it's biscuit. Biscuit?

Yeah. That's why it's like biscuit. But aren't nuts all just like crushed up little biscuits? Isn't that what nuts are? I hear what you're saying. I do hear what you're saying. Like texturally. Ooh.

Um. Or do you say nuts are more of like a chicken, like a bigger powder? Well, no. Like big powder. Well, a narco is more like crunchy. Yeah. You'd hope. And you'd hope a biscuit is crunchy.

A biscuit bow on an ice cream is a bit sog dog, isn't it? But that's because of the ice cream, not because of the lack of nuttiness. I agree to disagree. I think I have to get back to you. Yeah. Okay. Rain check. Now, when I read out this next normal or nah, I'd like you to know in advance that at some stage we'll paper rock scissors to demonstrate how it's done. Hot. Love it. Um, I am wearing quite a short dress today, just as a...

Okay, then go scissors then. Yeah. Okay. Why? Cause you want me to do it? Oh, don't fucking put that tongue back in your mouth, you sick fuck! Oh, that tongue came all the way out. It's out again! It's out again! It came out again! I can't help it!

I can't help it! Stop looking at my tongue! Put your tongue away! Put it away! Stop looking at my tongue! Put it away! I'm crying. So am I!

When you hear what this is, you're going to... Oh no! In fact, I don't think legally, I know it's not a YouTube episode today. Redacted. I don't think legally, if you did it in that skirt, we could put that on the internet. Rachel has a normal one now. Hi Rachel! Rubbing your feet together like a cricket before bed.

Every night my partner gets on all fours on the bed with his feet dangling off the end and kind of rubbed them together like a cricket to make sure he doesn't have dirt on his feet and to get all the jiggles out. Normal. I do that. Really? I don't do it on all fours. I just kind of like, I'll sit on the bed and off the edge of the bed

and then swing my legs in. Cause I've got really amazing core strength. Yeah, you do. That's what I often think about you. I think Tony Ab's Lodge. Question. Question. Do you get the, also the bit, the like, get the jiggles out? Cause sometimes when I get into bed, my, I just get like, I just need- You're a bit zingy. Yeah. And my feet just need to like, yeah. I also do this in bed to warm my feet up. Cause I don't like Tony's just rubbed her hands together and that doesn't make sense.

Oh, with your feet, with my feet. Okay. Sorry. No, that was terrible, terrible explanation for me. But you know, when you can't like your feet kind of like nook together and you can't like move them together, I do that to warm my feet up because I don't like sleeping in socks. Yeah. Because they just end up in anywhere. That that's anyone's game. Yeah.

I don't like that. I don't like waking up with one sock on and not knowing where the other one's gone. For me, just the rub, the yeah, the, yeah. It's the same reason I don't sleep with a top sheet. Because I don't like touching too much stuff. Yeah, it's too much stuff. All right, the loser is going to demonstrate on the couch. But I just did it here.

Okay. Scissors, paper, rock. Oh. I told you the answer in advance. You told me to do scissors. And then- Because you said that that would save me. Oh, I meant paper.

Fuck, sorry. I didn't try to do you dirty, but rules are rules, I guess. No, that's scaredy short. So am I doing it on all fours? Yeah, like he does it. Yeah. Like Rachel's boyfriend. Yeah. Good decision to face that.

Ooh. Someone just blew up on WikiFeet. You know how much people would pay to have their penis between your. Did you know like with your tattoos there and stuff, that's just a real wow. Say a number. I'll be your agent. there and stuff. That's just a real, wow. Why are you interested? Say a number. I'll be your agent. I'll do it to you for $5,000. You'll give me $5,000 to do it to me.

No, no, no. Six. Should I go up? Yeah. So that video exists. I reckon you could get a hundred grand. No. You only did it once. Do you reckon I could? Yeah. That's, I might think about that as a business opportunity. Just one off? Just a one off. Yeah.

What would you even call that? Cricket feet. Penis. It's not very catchy. I might work on a name. Great, great, great, great. Yeah. Cricket fate. Penis. It's not very catchy. I'm not worth coming out. Hey, it's Christopher Melvin and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

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So all of a sudden we smoked weed. Why are you doing the weed smoking sound? I don't sure, man. I'm just feeling a bit tired. So all of a sudden we smoked weed. Why are you doing the weed smoking sound? I don't think you know. Well, that's not the same thing, you know. Well, and you know, this one. Can you tell I don't smoke?

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Some good stuff coming before the end of the year. And that's what I'll say. There is. Yeah. Shane Williams. Feat job for all. No, that's a fucking very hot tier. Shane Williams.

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We love it when you all message through and share your thoughts and your anonymous spooky things. Love it. Love it. Love it a lot. Um, so apparently, and I don't know where this could be going, but apparently I've received an email and what I would like Ryan for you to do now is do that, you've got mail sound.

Female or male? Dealers choice. You've got mail. That was quite good. I love it when you do accent work. To Tony and Ryan. Oh, this is an email for Tony, not Ryan. Oh, so you haven't read this, have you? Good. No hate, but fuck off Ryan. Oh, well I mean it's a little bit hard not to cop some hate when you say fuck off. That does sound a little bit hateful. But thanks for emailing hello at tonyandryan.com.au. Actually no, I redact that until I've heard what it says.

Okay. Tony, I went to high school with Ryan. Oh, nice. Please don't include my name. Oh, but I had to message you after hearing Ryan get on his high horse about permanent jewelry and saying he probably wouldn't do it. Please ask about his permanent beaded necklace in high school. I don't think he's ever surfed in his life, but he seemed to think he was a hot surfer boy on Home and Away. Do we have a photo of the necklace? Could you give me an example? First of all, are you denying these allegations?

No. How permanent are we talking? Or you just never took it off? allegations. No. How permanent are we talking? Or you just never took it off. You're like, this is who I am, man. Ryan also used to be a fan of a scarf with a t-shirt. If that helps, um, if that helps paint a picture. Oh yeah. We're going all the way there.

Wow. Yeah. Your tongue was out before, but now I'm ready to go. Sorry. Wow. Wow. Were you or were you not a fan of a t-shirt and a scarf back in the day? I just liked scarves and sometimes it wasn't warm enough for a jacket. Then if it's-

Yeah, I know. If it's not warm enough for a jacket, then it's definitely not. But I just liked the scarf. My friend Marley got me a sick scarf and it was really long and it had fun colors. And I was just like, I liked it. It was like an accessory. Did you also wear one of those knitted beanies that had the visor on the front? No. The heart beanie?

I was against those. And there was this one guy, I think his name was Jamie, who was on Big Brother and he was almost like- And he had dreads. And he dated Katie from Big Brother. It wasn't she babe. And they sang Beautiful Soul by Jessie McCartney on Big Brother. And they got heaps of money taken off because you weren't allowed to sing songs. And then Katie was on an episode of Kevin Kim, terrible actor, absolutely atrocious, but really big moment in time.

Really big moment in time. So do you recall? Well, anyway, I think he wore a pink beanie and that was enough. And I saw that and I was like, that's a bridge too far. Yeah. I thought he was so hot though. So I liked a, it feels like a different person I'm talking about. Like it does. Yeah. I've beaten necklaces, but I liked it tight. So a choker. I had a choker at one stage. That was just my regular get up. But I liked this like a beaded necklace, but I didn't like them baggy. Cause when I played volleyball, you jump

up and down. If they were baggy, they'd sway around and you know, hit you in the face and stuff. So I'm like, I want it tight. And also while you were out kicking the hacky sack around, yeah, that's a low blow. Yeah, that's a low blow. That is a low blow. High five to me. That was great. So what we did was, is I just got some like string instead of like an elastic or the one that it came on, like tied it really tight around my neck and got someone to tie it off and then cut like and just tie it.

Yeah. So it was just on. Permanent jewelry. Yeah. And then, so one day, and it was just, just on like forever until one day in a volleyball game, I don't know if I like leant back or I got hit and the ball was up or, but the thing like rolled over my Adam's apple and that was like, like a bridge too far for the thing.

And it just, and just shot beads everywhere. A hacky sackers worst nightmare. Yeah. Beads and I'm on, I'm floorboards cause you know, they just, sliding around. Fuck. And it was so, and before the game, I'm part of like, you need to, cause it's like, yep, all jewelry off. That's like part of the rules. Yeah.

And, and I'm like, sorry, it's, it's on. And they go, well, I bet not be any problems. Like it never has been, it's been fucking permanent. And then. How long do you reckon that you wore this beaded necklace for? Like, are we talking weeks or years? Oh no, that's, you're taking too long to answer. So this specific one, I don't know, but I don't.

How long was it part of your look? I think from the age of 14 to 21, you would never have seen a naked neck. There will not be a single photo of me between the age of 14 and 21 without some sort of jewelry on mine. Seven years. Definitely necklaces are loved. I often have like wristbands, like little wooden bracelets and stuff, but when playing volleyball, you'd often take them off and you'd forget to put them back on.

That is me. Yeah. So then, but the necklace, that was all. So seven years, you were a jewelry person. I actually, I were a jewelry person. I actually, I love. If I left the house without a necklace, I would, like, it seems like a cliche thing to be like, oh, I feel naked, but I'd actually get the heebie-jeebies.

Would you do a necklace now? Yeah. Oh, but I think I'd, I think I'd wig myself out. Like I'd think about it too much. No, no, no. Because remember when I had to back in becoming a hat guy? Yeah. You've got to back it in when you add a new element to your look.

I felt like I did, but I've like grown out of it almost. You could back that back in if you want to. But do I want that? But I wouldn't probably go a beaded one these days. They are a bit, sir. I'm I've just logged onto my Facebook and I'm like scrolling back. Cause do you know what was, I thought was, so I'm actually, Oh, there you go.

There's a young guy with pimples and see a bit of a beaded necklace on there. A beaded necklace under your metal might I add. Um, I think that like, you know, it was, it was a different time. It was a different time. It was a different time. The thought of though, it being permanently on my neck, I don't think I could do, but I know that most people have a necklace, right? They wear it all the time. It's not about it actually being permanent, but they would never turn it off. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Which I think is the same with like most jewelry and I don't, I don't wear any jewelry so I can't really relate. However, I think I wrote it was a big deal then. And those surfy necklaces, they got everyone. I wore shell stuff. Yeah. Because I don't, I don't think that between the ages 11 and yeah, probably. See that choker? Yeah. I got a couple of years on that.

Yeah. Okay. I reckon that between the ages, yeah, probably 10 or 11 until I was about 16. I don't think I wore anything that wasn't like Roxy or Billabong. Yeah. And that was our year in Australia. That was the time, like I wore everything I wore was surf brands. And I would always carry a handbag, like a Roxy handbag.

Like I never didn't have branded stuff on. I think my go-to because it, and see that's a different style. That one. That is a different, that's a long like pendant one. Yeah. They were cool for a while though. That was a different, that's a long like pendant one. They were cool for a while though. That was a thing. So I think because I wore a few of them,

is that every time like my grandma and mom would go away, they're like, oh, I'll get Ryan a necklace. Yeah, that was like, and what an easy win for a, I'm bringing a gift home. For a little gift, yeah. No, I think that's nice. But yeah, even though it is very funny that you were a permanent beaded necklace, and we received an anonymous email

about it, I'd like to just be there for you because that was a thing then everybody did that. Obviously, I would just like to stipulate the difference between the permanent jury I was talking about was like a dainty gold bracelet. Can you just acknowledge that that's the difference between I'm going to, I'm going to look at what you just showed me, but I just need everybody to know that I was obviously talking about a cute, chic little bracelet. Do you know what I mean? There's a few things I'd like to acknowledge. One is that yes, you were talking about a

chic, beautiful little necklace. That's what I was talking about. I would like to also acknowledge that your little bracelet was cute and chic and zero beads. Zero beads. No. Bead free. Bead free zone. I would also like to acknowledge that I haven't been overly present

for the last three minutes because I've been looking through my Facebook and feeling very embarrassed and sheepish. No, I know because you haven't been talking to me at all. And which is quite interesting as this is a podcast. Yeah, I know. And that's what I'm, and I'm actually raising my bracelet free arm to raise my hand, to raise the roof and say, I'm sorry And that's what I'm, and I'm, I'm actually raising my bracelet free arm

to raise my hand, to raise the roof and say, I'm sorry for the last three minutes has been a bit of an inter like a moment that I've had to like think about. And Ryan right now is showing me a photo and I'm not actually very happy about this because you did ignore me for a really long time. I was listening. No one hears the words Roxy and ignores it. Well you did. You didn't say anything. Ryan just showed me a picture of him wearing jeans shirtless with a zip up hoodie at the top. Very strange. Oh, and the necklace, of course.

Yeah. But I think that guy thinks his necklace is his t-shirt. That's the look. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to keep scrolling through your own Facebook or did you want to do a podcast? No, I think I'll come back to the podcast. I think I'll come back to the podcast. Just, um, just feeling very at it. The thing is, is that just then while you weren't listening, I was coming to your defense.

No, I hear you. But you weren't listening. So you don't actually know that right then I was defending you. Wasn't I, Sophie? Yeah. It was, there were moments in time and I appreciate you just taking us back to the world where I lived in and giving the context for people. So I'm not a complete fuckhead and I respect that and you're my best friend and thank you

for supporting me. You're welcome. It really was a moment in time. It's pretty funny. The term permanent beaded necklace is pretty funny. And the thought of that is pretty funny. Also, cause a lot of those had like wooden beads. They would have stunk after a while. Does wood smell?

Well, when you get in the shower and it gets wet and it probably doesn't dry off properly, or like you're out exercising. The little, the ropey bit. No, but the wood like takes on smells. Oh, that would have stank. Like, so you would have sweat and it would have just like been in the w you know what I mean? Yeah.

Like it would have soaked into the wood and that would have gotten a smell for sure. So I think that that like is probably a different part of it. That is like, but I mean, boys just like young boys just smell. Don't they? Like it's when you start getting stinky and you need your own fuck, whatever. Yeah. Um, so you were probably in links Africa. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like you probably couldn't smell it because you probably doused yourself in fucking.

There's nothing links. Phoenix won't cover up. Links Phoenix was my favorite one as well with the bird on the front. You get a hoof of fucking boys. Yeah. Be some Gatorade. You're going to need the liquid. Yeah. See you at the bus stop, you know? Yeah. A young Tony Lodge with a shell necklace and Roxy handbag. I got to love to see it.

My love to see it was originally going to be that I'm wearing Birkenstocks today. And when I walked into the office, Tony was like, oh, I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks.

I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Birkenstocks. I'm going to be wearing a Bir to see it. My love to see it was originally going to be that I'm wearing Birkenstocks today. And when I walked into the office, Tony sang and danced and said, the dogs are out. Yeah. And I went, whoo, whoo, whoo.

Yeah. Quite a lot. Which is the real thing. It was very like Friday night lights. Like we're a football team in West Texas, you know, about to play the local Derby. And you're welcome. Yeah. So I take many forms. And also, Quinson Shatlin is my favorite. a football team in West Texas, you know, about to play the local derby.

And you're welcome. Yeah. So I take many forms. And also, coincidence chat is my now you'll have to see it. I'm wearing a T-shirt that says no problemo because my mum's been to Italy and she saw this T-shirt and thought I'll bring it home. It's actually a very cute shirt and I would wear it myself. No problemo because I speak Italian.

Bonjour. Problemo. I've got a love to say here, which... Thanks for the present, mum. ...which hits the password personality of Mandy. Yes. Poppy Copel put this in our Facebook group. And I don't know if you remember that a little while ago, very recently,

I spoke about asking for a boy's number when I was working at the Sigi counter at the IGA in Rollystone show. Oh yeah, we remember that was a hot, sexy episode, a jaw dropping episode. Yeah, because it was just like, wow, Tony was that person. I probably was also wearing a shell necklace. You know what I mean? That would have been that time. Maybe there was something in the shark tooth necklaces that were just giving us this kind

of energy. Shark tooth necklaces? It was our, is that what you call it? Like a chakra? What? What's a, you know, when people have the jewels and the rocks and the crystals and the fucking stones and shit?

Yeah. And it helps your chakra and it's like energy. Oh. Is that why we were full of bravado when we were younger? Cause of the shark tooth necrolases? No. Okay. You're thinking of shark tooth neck laces? No. Okay. You're thinking of shark tooth neck laces. Not a shark bra.

Yeah. You're thinking of something else. Um, but, uh, shark for a week on discovery. I'd watch that to be honest. Uh, Poppy says, is the personality while working on the SIGI counter, the same as the passport personality, not only do I love to see that as a concept, but I'm here to answer your question, Poppy. And yes, it definitely is. Because there's just something about being out of the norm.

Yeah. That gives you that glow and that fucking juices you up. Well, it's also the power. You can't suck on a CIG without getting through me first. Yeah. And also people thinking that I was 18. Huge. You know? without getting through me first. Yeah, and also people thinking that I was 18. Huge. You know? If we were to rank them between like seniority socially,

Yes. Door guy at a cool nightclub or chick on Ziggy counter. Ooh. Or are they just both fucking doing God's work? I just think they're great in different ways. Yeah. As in the power that it gives you, Yeah. That's just different. Huge. But in the power that it gives you, that's just different.

Huge. But there was something that happened to me on that day because like it awoke something in me. And now I'm chasing the high of the Ziggy counter. So I'm like the kind of the same as an adrenaline junkie. Yeah. Yeah, because I've just been reminded of the feeling that I had.

I'm like, how do I get that back? Yeah. I'll chase. I'm chasing. Yeah. I can tell. But is it true that you just, you never can recreate that first time? I have heard that. And yeah, no, you can't. And what a devastating realization. I'm also 30 now. So I could more than legally sell cigarettes, like work on a cigarette counter. So you can give me the same feeling. Is there something that you have to be 31 or older to sell?

Yeah, maybe. Shark teeth? Shark teeth. You want a shark tooth? No, no age limit on those bad boys. It should be. You're going to have to get through me first on that shark tooth necklace, sweetheart.

And I'm not even 31. Yeah, I should be. You're going to have to get through me first. On that shark tooth necklace, sweetheart. And I'm not even 31. Yeah. I should be selling this. How old do you have to be to be a houseboat merchant? Oh, good question. I don't know. And you wouldn't because you're only 30. That does sound like 50 plus energy.

Yeah, it does. Yeah. Oh, sorry. There seems to be a hair on your head that's not grey. I'm actually not going to allow you into this. Tomorrow, tomorrow on the show, you can watch it on YouTube. Video show. Um, give us a subscribe on YouTube. And when you're listening right now,

if it's on Spotify or Apple, hit the follow or subscribe or whatever the button is on the app. I think there might also be a rating button if you don't mind. Oh yeah, hit all the buttons. But inspired by us recently talking about, was a gift actually a burden. Yep. When is a gift not so much a gift? This is a whole new concept of gift receiving that is going to make.

I predict Tony will not just be flat, but possibly vomit. Because as in like, imagine receiving that gift and having to pretend that it's not the shittest thing you've ever seen in your life. And the justification that some of these fans... Oh, because I thought you liked... Oh, okay. And you'll be able to see it on the video tomorrow. A few shark neoclassists coming our way.

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