Toni and Ryan - Don't Do This With Your Toothbrush

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

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I'm so sorry. I feel really exposed that my toilet bag is just like out on display. I would rather you put that toiletry bag away and maybe 100% naked. Yes, actually. And I'd feel less vulnerable. Hi, I'm Brandon. And I'm Quentin. And we're from Sydney.

Hi, my name's Jessica from Belplaine, Minnesota in the United States of America. Hi, I'm Lisa from Northampton, UK. And we approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Sorry. Mate. What? Come on.

No, it's Friday. Well, no, it's not. It's Thursday. It's Thursday. Hey, Hawks playing the docks tonight in the first qualifying final. The Torbologge Derby, as it were. Yeah, good luck in your household tonight, sweetheart. Oh, it's over.

I thought you're going to say more about the football. Great. Oh, my God. Do you know? No, this is very serious and very crazy. Do you remember when a witch tried to curse my wedding? Yes. How can I forget?

And we told this. story about how a witch came up to me and they put all their bad jujubes on me and, you know, tried to tell the future, but we rejected. We said, no witch. No witch, no. No deal. Witch? We might be the witches.

What? In this scenario. I hate to cast dispersions, but we might be the witches. Listen on. Like, we're the bad guys. Not the bad guys, but maybe we've got the magic. We've got the magic in us. Listen to this.

Jade just message said, oh my fucking God I've just listened to the episode How to Get Out of Jury Duty on my way to work this morning We did this a couple of weeks ago on the pod If you haven't heard it We talked about how you might be able to get out of jury duty Whether I would be accepted

Whether Ryan would be accepted Two hours later My husband calls me And says you've just got a sketchy looking letter Do you mind if I open it? She goes oh my God, yeah open it straight away He goes, you've been called up for jury duty You're fucking joking

we're the witches we are the witches we put that on to jade jade i am so sorry so i don't know where jade is based but in the letter it's that she's being called and she can be summoned anytime over the next 12 months so she's like a standby for a year that's even worse isn't it

can you get like you can't get drunk you can be called upon any time yes you gotta be ready i mean you're not an uber driver but yes well you're gonna judge someone's life or death sentence when you're hammered? Well, don't you think it's like a nine to five kind of gear? I drink all the time.

I'm drunk now. Jade, I'm really sorry. It is good to have your wits about you, of course. But, because I don't know how it happens everywhere in W.A. when, and it was fucking 10 years ago. So it also might be different now. But it was that, I got the letter and it was like you're required on Monday, blah date and you'll rock up there at 9 a.m.

And we'll let you know what it is. I don't know they could have you on. standby for a year I wonder how many people get put on standby and they never get called but for that year you're kind of like fuck should we not plan a holiday to Bali because I might get called up like you're nice in limbo how does that for a year it's not like oh in the next two months I'm really sorry jade and that's sorry jade if we did that to you um I actually have something to share I thought maybe you were just texting you like picked up your phone and I was like Are you just giving up today?

Charles, can you put this on the screen? Oh, technologically advanced. Now, this is something that you should, like, as co-host, like, maybe discuss before you just say it on the show. Oh. But I think, put it up, does. This is called The Jury Experience. Oh, yes. And it's a live stage show.

where you, like, you buy a ticket and you get to be on the jury and all the actors play out all the things. Oh. So we would all go in. Yeah. And then the actors play out this like, here, the clues, the lawyers do their speech and whatever. Like a murder mystery dinner. Yeah, but it's like a, it's a courtroom drama. That is fun.

And then we get taken off to a room and we all have to vote on like if he did it or he didn't do it. And there's different crimes and stuff and whatever. And then, and it only takes like an hour. Like you see both sides and they lay it all out. Yeah. Should we do that as a crew? That's really fun. Yeah.

We should do that. It's at the Hawthorn Town Hall. That's where my Swinburne graduation was if I had have gone. Look at all those memories. That I didn't have. Torbs didn't go to his Swinburne graduation either. Oh, maybe it was during COVID. Yeah.

Same. Nope. Slay, let's do that. Do you like that? Yeah. Yeah. That would be really fun. Because I saw that and I was like, I'll say that.

Should we just go to the one that they're doing live? Yeah. Like we could just buy two tickets and just go and see what happens. Well, I saved that down because I knew that you wanted to do jury duty. I'm like, Tony, you'll love this. We should do that together because we do a good job. You walk in there with like, yeah, you know how we bought you there? Full detective done.

The Sherlock, the Sherlock home stuff for Detective Duck. I will too. You walk in, you got the little monocle on and like a cigar. I reckon they would appreciate it more than the real detectives at my house did. When you did that to them, yeah, I think so. I don't need any help. And they said, no. They said, please stop.

messing with this investigation. This is normal or no. Who was the real culprit? Oh, might have been the guy that left the roller door open. It's not technically a break-in if you just leave the door open, is it? Well, it's not a break-in, it's just an inn. It's not even that. The door was open.

It's just towards. Yeah. How they get in? Well, you see, officer. You didn't just have the garage door open, did you? know who would do that. If Jade comes to our jury duty, who's Jade?

Who's Jade? Jade from the aforementioned Jade. If she comes to our jury duty, does she then message back and go, I've done it. I've been summoned and all good. And I've done it. Take me off the books. Yeah, I did it in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

Yeah. I don't know where they're, imagine if they're based in Melbourne. Yeah. Your Honor, I've already done it. And as a doctor, I could probably sign something. I would sign a stat deck for Jade and say, yep, no, she did it. Jeez, the fact that you didn't even know who Jay was 23 seconds ago and now you're signing stat decks on her behalf.

And I would do it as well. That's the top way. That's the hard and fast friendship that you have with Tony Lodge. Jeez. It is. I'm in 100%. Or I'm out. And I never want to see you again.

This is normal honor. Lay it on me, you handsome slut. Charles Throwing your toothbrush loose into your toilet bag with zero protection Tapa Alyssa asks is this normal or nah Like when you go away for the weekend Say you're going to Christchurch No container no cover

Just having your toothbrush rolling around With all your other toiletries in there My partner does this and I'm disgusted That thing goes in your mouth Mine has been and always will be in a toothbrush container. My toilet bag's on my desk, if you want to see for real. Why is it on your desk?

Because I didn't bring a bag, Willie brought it back, and then I forgot about it, and so it's just on my desk. It's two weeks ago. I know, and I just haven't taken home. I haven't brushed my teeth since. I don't travel with the same toothbrush at home.

Legal Lil, can you please bring Tony's toilet your bag? The evidence has been brought to the desk. Actually, I'll take that. Oh, a clear bag, bag. No way to hide. Here we go. Sookin. Face wash.

Yeah. Oh, a loose, raw purple toothbrushes just floating around in there. Just my EFA's my skin. Oh, I thought that was the good stuff. Oh,

Lil, you wouldn't take this this for you. Yeah, you don't find fucking taking that over the border. So wouldn't it be crazy for someone to ask you to put drugs in their back? I stole that from

an airplane bathroom. It's like a beautiful comb. It is a beautiful comb. Yeah. Yeah, so normal for me. So there's hairs on that. There's all kind of soapy residue stuff. And your toothbrush is just floating around willy nilly in the bag.

I never thought. Tapa, Alyssa says, fuck you. I never thought I would have a chance to say this. But I've never really thought about it. Welcome. Yeah, it's very freeing. You know, I put my face rush back in. Oh, you were going to take that.

Beautiful Sukin face wash. Oh, it's in there. Yeah, I've actually never thought about it. Is that weird? Do you, you wouldn't have a fucking cover on your toothbrush. Charles, you do, obviously. You're doing a face. What, like a little clippy on the end?

At the moment, I don't have a clipie. I've got like a full, like it goes in a full tube because I couldn't buy the clippies of Woolies. What's a full tube? Like a full tube of tooth? paste. No, like, uh, like a full long. Oh.

Who's got the fucking time? That does make sense. Normally I just have like one of these. Yeah, that's what I think. That's what I've pictured. But I've seen people use those long toothbrush things and thought, what would you use that for? And now I understand.

What did you think that used them for? Well, I just thought how unnecessary. Like a lunchbox for your banana. Who needs it? It's already got covered on it. The earth has provided. So. The Lord's lunch box is the banana skin.

It really is. Yeah. That's a nah from us, Lisa. Sorry, though. I can do endeavor to do better in the future. I don't think so. My mum used to always use a bar of soap. How?

Because I don't know how it works in your family. And she used to travel with, like, a soap. You cried about her death yesterday. I know. I love her. And now you've just said that she died. I had from a bar of soap to the arselled. We contain multitudes.

And I wouldn't doubt that of a lodge. I can do anything. I can laugh and I can cry. Yeah. Oh. Me and empath. No, and she, the worst person you ever met. She used to travel with her soap in like a soap case.

Like a hard plastic. Like, do you remember that? Yes. Which is a throwback up. That's a real school camp kind of energy. Yes, it is. It totally is. Sly.

Danielle, Will Concent has a normal or now. Hi, Danielle. Oh, no need to Daniel. Thank you. We love each other. We do. Yeah.

I'm so sorry. I feel really exposed that my toilet bag is just like out on display. I like, I actually didn't. You don't really be added? Yeah. It's like I would rather. I just didn't realize how exposed I would feel. I would rather you put that toiletry bag away and maybe 100% naked.

Yes, actually. And I'd feel less vulnerable. That feels really, really crappy. Would you like me to put it in the cupboard? No. I don't have anything to hide. I just didn't realize. Oh, except for those pills.

I just didn't realize that I would feel quite so vulnerable about my toilet bag. No, it feels private. It does, yeah. Someone looking through. If someone went through my bag, like at the airport or like I was staying with someone and they went through my bag, I would be happier with them to like see my undies than I would for them to go through my toilet bag. It feels like such a like. On the way there or the way home.

Oh, they wouldn't want to go through on the way home. That's what I mean. Yeah. Well, more than your bargain for. Um, out of a hundred. Six. Zero being, I don't give a fuck. A hundred being like extremely feeling awful.

Yeah. Someone going through your toiletry bag. Nah, probably probably a 10 or a 15. I don't feel. that bad about it. I just didn't realize how exposed I would feel that it was like on display. Is it worse than someone going through your bin for cans? Now that I've calmed down, yes. I think the cans are okay. Yeah. And now I think I'm just going to do a community type. If somebody wants the cans, they can take them. Look at the growth on her, guys. Where is it?

You're like, thank you. I'm like, no, that giant thing coming off the side of your face. Not a compliment. Look at the growth on it. Look at the growth on it. Oh, it looks terrible. I wish I was a grower. No, but you're a shower. Hardly no one. Danielle Wilkinson.

You don't need a Daniel. Yep, that's how we got here. Completely freezing still when someone rings your phone as if the person can see you. Ta'ap of Danielle asks, is this normal or nah? It's ringing and I don't want to answer it. So I just don't move. It's like if I stay still enough, they won't know. I'm here.

Yeah. They can't see me and I know that. Yeah. But I'm frozen anyway. You don't know how phones work these days. You never be too careful. Freezing when your phone rings as if the person can see you. Normal or nah.

Normal. I think it activates my fight or flight. Yeah. My phone ringing. I'm like, oh, I'm about to be in trouble. Yeah. Because who rings? Who does ring?

I mean, the only person really that I took to on the phone is you. Like I would talk to you on the phone most days if I don't. Or even if I do see you normally, we're like, catch up about something or other. Yeah. And it's always not, like, it's never a bad thing. But when my phone rings, I'm just like, oh, am I on the hook here? Or have I forgotten something or?

I've recently inquired about a barbecue, like I filled in the form on the website. Oh. And they've called me back probably every 45 minutes for the last week and a half, even across the weekend. Well, just like on your family time. Yeah. Oh. Well, that's not okay. And I'm like, I know I filled in the form.

Yeah. But read the room. My thing is that like, don't, could you just text me or send me the email? There's a message. Because you know how it's like name, number, email, message. How do you want us to get? And in the message I said, hi, can I just get a price on the fucking F-43? I wouldn't do F-45.

Too old for that. The extra two minutes is too many. I want them to just message back and go, hey mate, it's 800 bucks. And I go, well, now I know, thank you. I don't want to talk to someone on the phone. Don't put the prices on the thing. Or put the prices on the fucking thing.

Who are you trying to, what are you trying to hide? Because is it like, oh, if the prices are on the website, people might think it's too expensive. I'm like, oh, well, guess what? Then I wouldn't buy it. But guess what? If I think that that's too expensive or I'm sensitive to price, I'm going to think that whether I see it on the website,

if you ring me or if you send it by a carrier pigeon. I'm still going to be sensitive to the same price that you've sent is too expensive. But maybe they're good wheelers and dealers. Nah, because if it's too expensive, it doesn't matter what they're willing and deal in. But they, when they start, you know how you do your cost per wear thing? And then suddenly everything's in play. Maybe they'll girl math. That does sound food, actually.

They'll go, oh, but you say 850 is too many. How many sausages over your lifetime? Do you reckon you'd cook on this? And I'll go. Fuck, that's a good question. Probably a thousand. I'd love a saucewash. And they go, so that's about.

It's 70 cents of sausage. Plus materials. Yeah, and then your friends come over. That's like a really nice thing. And you wouldn't do that without the Barbie in the summer. So, I mean, if you want to hang out with your friends and you're only paying 70 cents of sausage, I mean, it's really not that bad. Maybe I'll call them back.

That actually is a really good point. I think that you should call them back. Barbecues galore Eltham. Hello. You got to on speed dial. I think I'm going to get a barbecue. You should. Do you use as much?

We use it all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we use it heaps. And it was there when we bought the house. Like, I don't know that we would have gone to the effort of building it into the thing. Well, you wouldn't have filled out the form of the fucking... Do you know what I mean?

Like, I'm kind of anti-admin. But having the outdoor kitchen thing set up, I don't think I could live in a house without it now. Really? No, because we use it heaps. Yeah. And we sit out the back, like on the weekend or whatever. Like, I'll have my coffee out there or whatever. Because I think we're this time, we're looking to summer and we're going,

And how do we want our summer to play out? And we're like, oh, wouldn't a barbie out? He'd be great. The barbecue is great. And, like, even during the week, I'll, like, cook meat out on the barbie and do everything else inside, like, before Torbs gets home. Because I'm a wife. But it is real.

And we've had heaps of barbecues at mine. Like, you guys have come and we've done sausages a few times today. What are we doing the salvo? What are we doing the salvo? What aren't we doing? Not, not barbecuing. If anyone knows what the fuck I'm talking about, let me know. Hi, my name's Jessica from Belle Plain, Minnesota.

Hi, I'm Lisa from Nilfumpton, UK. Hi, I'm Brandon. And I'm Quentin. And you're listening to Stadion and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tarpers over at our Patreon. I absolutely love to see it on this Thursday, 3rd of September. Lizzie B, good on you, Lizzie. Go the Hawks.

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I'm Nicholas, yeah, Hadlam Noah. And Veronica Groom. Good on you, Veronica. Groomy peeps. What is going on today? I know. I'm silly. You are so silly. Last night. Oh.

Oh, what? Are you using the thermo mix? I love it. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. My whole life is changed. Let's do, let's. We save this. Yeah, but like, fuck yeah. So, yeah.

Yesterday, Bridgett. Yeah, it's so good. Oh, my way. Shout out to the Tarfers who we gave two free ones to. I hope your life has changed just as much as we have. So we, sorry. No, shit. Yeah.

Oh, just. So we went to this thing because they were like, you'll get to give two thermomixes away. We were like, fuck yeah. The Tapes are going to fucking love that. We get there and they go, oh, and we'll send yours out the same time. Ryan and I go, what? And they go, oh, yeah, you guys get a thermomix as well. and we were like, to buy?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing. Oh my God. I think this weekend. I'm going to throw out everything else I own. Like, I don't need anything else that I have anymore.

My oven. See ya. It's just going, oh, I guess I'll just go fuck fast. Honestly, rip the gas stove top out. I'm sautane in the thermomix. We had had past tense a slow cooker. Yeah. Tell a walk and sweetheart.

the salvos so we're gonna donate you you little bit yeah so yesterday bridge makes like a a chili con can oh calm town kind of yeah thing in the thermi yeah and it's like add a bit of this add a bit of that and then why is it Charles it's got like skate oh it's unbelievable so it can peel a potato what yep I had um boiled eggs and it's got a picture of how dumb you want the airs that you go bump, bar, bar, bar, bit it up. And then they just come out. And they fucking nail it.

Oh, my name. Let's talk about this next week. Sorry. Yes. Say don't. Save it. So Bridge has made this chili con can, which is awesome. We also did like wet.

I was saying wait. I didn't do fucking anything. You don't do anything. Corn on the cob, but like in the steamer in the top. The Valero. Yeah. And then we got heaps of corn chips. And sour.

cream and some like avocado guacamole kind of stuff, a bit of cheese on top. So like big bowl of yummy, hearty, deliciousness. Do you know what Torbs, mate? Because he's the Chili Kong Khan man. Yep. And it's like a full day. Yeah. So we haven't done this in the thermomix, but this is how we used to do it before we

became smart. Back in the olden days. And he does like, it makes a cornbread with it. Like a, he puts that in the oven. Fuck, it's so yummy. That's, yummy. I was just going to say last night could have been better. Could not have been better.

but maybe. That's the only thing. Yeah, it's very young. Anyway. And the sour cream stuff. And then Bridget made with Mabel because she loves, they love making cakes. And now Mabel, because you can like push the buttons. So she's like, this is the best.

So. And it really explains like the shit. Yeah. And so they made a lemon cake. Cute. So last night we got the Chili Con can and all that stuff. Bridget gets already on the table. Yeah.

She's already made this lemon cake. My only job. Take that face. back. Sorry. Sorry. Take that fucking face back. No, I'm working on taking it back.

Yeah. Is to once we've finished dinner, just take the stuff up to the dishwasher. Get the lemon cake out, cut a slice for us each, and then put like a little dollop of cream on top. Yep. And now that's all I had to do. Out of all the stuff the girls did, the only thing I had to do was get out the lemon cake and put some cream on and put on the plate. Charles, can you put the photo up?

That's a photo of my fridge. And tell me where you can see there, Tone. I can see two little bullet jars in the thing. One has dollop cream in it, a little jar of cream. The other jar, which is in your defence the exact same size and vibe. And same brand. Same brand, but is sour cream. which was for the

on the side of the chili and the dollop cream was for the lemon cake now I reckon they look pretty much the same they look exactly the same yeah they both say buller yeah they both say cream they both say family dairy since 1910 and they're pretty much exactly the same thing looking yeah

I mean the stuff on the inside's a little bit different you would know from the texture of it. Like a sour cream's really firm. Okay. Sal cream's really firm. But dollop it, like you would know when you spooned into it that it wasn't.

You know your job is to get the cream and scoop it on the cake. Do you know that that sour cream doesn't go on a cake? Do you know? No, like if you read that, would you be like, oh, that might be some cool new thing? or did you just not read it? I, now this sounds, well, it is dumb, but it sounds like, I didn't really notice there was two.

I just opened the fridge and grabbed it. Yeah. And didn't really go, there's two different kinds, there's two separate things. It's just so funny. I just went. So tell me what happened next. I would love to hear from your perspective what happened next.

So it turns. So it turns out that I have grabbed the light sour cream. Yeah. And placed that on the lemon cake. Yeah. And served it to my beautiful wife. That's where this is going. And my beautiful daughter.

Four year old daughter. My beautiful four-year-old daughter. Yeah. And then. And if the Fiji and Kids Club asks how old. cheers four four and i will say ironically buller which is very funny um and so so then what happened you've served it up your one job my one job and again all day that machine's been bubbling away cooking the con can and the serving up and they've done the different plates and we

kind of had like family style like big ball in the middle yeah i love that and all i had to do is put a bit of fucking cream on a bit of fucking cake. Yep. So we've got sour cream and not sweet dollop cream. And I took the first bite and kind of didn't know that's not what it was supposed to taste like and kind of went, but I was like, oh, that's a bit diff. Okay. Not a, like, yeah, sure. Which is pretty funny on its own.

Really? I thought, oh. Not what I expected. Yeah. And then I can think about right is how excited I would have been about eating. Lemon cake and cream, yeah.

Yeah, yum. And Bridget sees my face then just looks down and see what The texture does look different. And in her own words, sees sour cream and goes, well, no. And then she goes, how have you

I know what he's done here so you were the only one that ate it like did you recut some new pieces and put the proper cream on you've got to like that is the answer pop that in the compost bin and call it a day I then backed myself in

you're such a little I think it's right and then had another bite and was like okay and then I went back to the so Bridges just like kind of shaking her head being like how is my life ended up

where I'm living with like this I get back to the fridge open it up and just go oh I see what's happened here and then I pulled my phone out and took this photo and honestly thank God I love the corduroy behind the photo as well that you put on that's really amazing

I saw it just saw the whole thing's really brought it together no that's what my fridge looks like Oh my, the border around the fire. Yeah, Slay. How was it when you put the right cream on? Yaron? If I'm being honest. You preferred to sell cream.

No, no, no. If I'm being really honest, I significantly preferred the sweet dollop cream. But again, I was backing it in. And I went, oh, you know, different creams for different streams, you know. Different creams for different memes. So true. Yeah, different creams for different dreams.

Yeah. And different creams. creams for different genes. That sounds like I've gizzed in my pants. It does, yeah. It absolutely does. Yeah, so I just want to let everyone know. That they're not the same.

And they should label it as such. If only they put words on the front. That told you what they were. That is so fucking funny. Like, I just, it is just so hilarious. That's really perk me up. So to finish this story is the thermomix can't do everything. Well, I don't think that's the thermo mix.

You know, I'll cop a lot. Oh, we can do it all. Well, it can't choose the right cream. I can't hear that about the thermomix. I'll be honest. You've lost me now. I won't take any slander about my thermi. The old thermi.

All right, what do you love to see, Tony Lodge? I love to see something else that you put in your mouth. This is from Bronwyn. Oh, I've had her in my mouth. Dr. author, bestselling, Dr. Tony Felicia Lodge last name pending. Sent this through on Patreon. Are you going to change your name?

I don't know. You know, I just got the form. You know how I sent you a picture. Oh, sorry, the certificate. Yep. Because you need your legal marriage certificate. To then go on. To do the admin.

So I've got that now. I don't know what to do. I don't know. Okay, well, still pending. Still pending. What do you think I should do? Change it. Do you reckon?

change it. Not only because you want me to change it to Dickleberry. You know that I'm going to change it to Taubs's last name. Torblerigilod, Laura, Billerone. I tell you what you shouldn't do. Yeah, you should stop having a brain that doesn't work. Yeah. Why don't you keep your last name and change your middle name to sour cream?

Oh, well, sweet cream as well. They're the same. I've lost my touch. Okay. Bronwyn, and ironically, this is about me saving the day. Brondwin says you've saved the fucking day, dog. I work away in a coal mine, which sounds fake, but apparently isn't. Dude, you're from Western Australia.

No one knows coal mines are more real than a West Australia. Oh my God, Slai. Yeah. FIFO, Difo, all that shit. Dido. Dido. Don't drive in and fly out. Depends.

LeBron James is going to do that. I want to thank you. That's Dido. Okay. The best day of my. I work away in a coal mine and was starting to feel really sick and completely lost my voice, which isn't ideal because I need to talk on the two-way radios. Yeah, 10-4, Robert Rabuckie.

Robert, Albert, Gilbert. R-A-G. Trevor, Stan, we had a fight the other day that golf is the thing for G. Yeah, no, because we'd read something that said that the G was fucking Gremlin or something, and Charles and I were like, that's definitely not it. And it's golf. It's golf, yeah. Alta Dava Bravo

Golf Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta I was listening to American Airlines Echo Fox truck Golf Golf

That is the strangest thing I've ever seen And I've seen me naked And P is Papa Remember that That's right Quebec Quebec yeah Romeo

Did you ever learn that at school No I smoke cones on the oval It's like Isn't ideal talking the two-way radios. Big Papa to Bronwyn, Bron one to Big Papa.

Papa golf uniform. Fox Trot uniform Charlie Kilo. Bloodhound gang. Anyway, I went to the local chemist in the nearest town and remember what the great doctor, Tony Lodge, said. Better Dean's sore throat gargle. 100%. Couple of days using that,

and this girl was back to yelling at all the boys. You fucking love to see it. Fuck yeah, cop it, lads. Even better, I came home, and my partner was also sick, and she also listens to the pod and bought it to her because Dr. Tony had sung its praises,

and they both, oh, clear as a whistle, straight after. You've always sung the praises of Better Dean Gargle and it has never let you down and not to jinx you, but Tony is on a hot streak

of not getting sick. Charles doesn't want us to talk about this. He thinks it's going to jinx us. But I haven't been sick since we were in Latvia. When was that, Charles? Three weeks ago. March.

March. I reckon that's the longest I have. Even if I got sick now, this is still the longest I haven't been sick in years. That's my life to see it. Well, it's not because I got one, but that is amazing. I'm just a fucking beacon of health, eh?

Sorry. I post a child for humanity. People are saying that. Yeah. Around the traps. Maybe I should put that on a billboard. But I do think that people need to take the Better Dean's sore throat gaggle more seriously.

it will change your life. I think people don't take it seriously because gargling is kind of funny. Yeah. But don't be fooled by you looking like a fuckhead for 30. 30 seconds of gargle will make the next 30 hours of your life better with Benadine. Like hands fucking down. Yeah. And I know that you're not supposed to like endorse medical products,

but as a doctor, I actually will be. And I can say that 10 out of 10, I've done this study, 10 out of 10 people that use it, say it rules. medically. Medical. Well, can't fire the doctor. But truly it works every time.

A gargle and an armour force. See you later, cold. Goodbye birthday party. No more. Love you. Oh no. Sorry, you go. I've got to you love to see.

I like those shoes, dude. Thank you. I've worn them every day for a year. I like the gummy soul. They are a gummy soul. My too. There's chewing gum on your shoe Because I was just about my foot up

And I was like, not in that No, you know what that is, Charles? It's when I went Trod through where those ducks were Is it duck shit? It's duck poop Do you remember that? You didn't you fucking clean your shoes

That was fucking ages ago Yeah Don't a hose them off or something? A hose It's compacted Like I think I need the high pressure hose The Riobi Did you buy that?

No, I should I'll bring it in You should I'll buy it. and bring it in. My love to see it. What? No,

steal it from the bunnings. Do you know what bunnings should do? Fair. Frequent flyer type situation. Points? Yeah. It's flybys. Keep going.

They do flybys there, isn't it? No, but they should have their own thing. They've got power pass. What's power pass? Well, that's like the- The exact thing you're describing it. The business rewards. Like, when I go to bunings,

how I get like 5% off. Do you get 5% up of bunnings? Yeah. Could I? Yeah. get a power pass? We've got a business. I use this business.

I can just get you a power pass. Oh, we've got a fucking Bunnings credit card. And Charles is using it. They never know about it. Me are. Just saving your money. Charles,

you cost us more than you save us. Oh. Oh, actually, no, maybe you break even. I take that back. Yeah, sorry, Charles. Love you. So not.

I'll get spending there. Just so you're true. Not next year, but the year after, Tasmania 2028 baby Tasmania and Hobart is going to have

their own AFL team in the Australian football league Oh yeah I thought that was now No because now they're like hiring a coach because they have to start like building the whole club

And they're basically like going out And trying to find all these like 16 and 17 year olds And be the next generation And yeah Recruit coaches and like so it's in the news But yeah it's still like a bit off They're building the stadium or something I thought that that stadium we were at in Tazzy

when we went and watched the Hawks in my corporate box. Yeah. That was lovely. They've redone that one as well. Had they? Tassie's all in. Oh, I really liked that stadium that I thought it was nice.

I suspect the Tazzy Devils will be my second team and I think they're going to be Australia's second team. Well, you're kind of like an underdog, isn't it? Yeah. And so they're going to start in a few years and but usually with these teams, they're always a bit shit at the start because they're all young and they're figuring out and they don't have like these older experienced people and whatever. Yeah.

They've just appointed a coach, Ken Hinkley. There's a few weeks ago, actually. Hi, Ken. And he's been going around and talking up how great it's going to be. And people like, yeah, but are you going to suck for the first few years? Yeah, probably. Anytime there's a new club, they always suck for the first few years.

Yeah, of course. Yeah. And he had a quote, and the quote is my love to see it. Oh, love it. Pop it up on the screen there, Charles. Don't be surprised. We'll come pretty quick and will come pretty hard. That's what Ken said.

And that's what we said at the beginning of this podcast. as well. And not only that, they've put it in big text and stuck it on the front page of their website and their socials. Question. Does he know what he's done there? I reckon he doesn't know, but I reckon the social guy does. You know what I mean?

Yeah. So the social media team's going, if we just quote him verbatim and just let the internet do it to it. Yeah. Don't be surprised if we come pretty quick and we come really hard. Yeah. I like the look at Ken. I think he's got a kind face.

He's apparently a legend. Everyone loves Ken. And he's known for his personal relationships with the players. He builds bonds. I like that. He builds trust. I'm bonding with Charles, bondage with Charles. That's nice.

Are you going to come pretty quick and really hard, Charles? Yep. With Tony. That's actually really nice, Charles. Thank you for saying. And nothing makes me come pretty quick and come really hard like a Map of Tazzi. Joke for Australians. Um, whilst I'm a very proud Hawthorne member, I like the colours of the Tazzie Devils.

Because the thing is, is that they bring out all this merch and it's ugly as hell because the colours suck. Not Hawthorne specifically, but lots of teams. You kind of go like... Oh, but I like that blue. I know it would be good for future merch ideas. Why don't we make our team yellow and brown? Like... Don't say it.

What? It's poos and wheeze. Oh. That's what people say about Hawthorne. Do they? They say it's poos and wheeze. Oh, that's very nasty. I'm sorry.

It is. I don't like that. Neither. We're friends here. We don't do that. When I was in prime, I was going to eat for Hawthorne. You're Pous and weees.

And where the fuck are they now? Dead, probably. I hope so. Sorry, I take that back. All right. Well, we got a sandwich on the way. So we're going to go. Good luck to the Hawks tonight.

Love you so much. Have a great weekend. And bye. Love you, love you, love you.