Toni and Ryan - DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR PARTNER

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. And we are calling Kendra, who is in Lower East Pubinico. I'd love to get into your- I've got a mate from Lower South Pubico.

I'll spend some time in your- Not too far. Yeah, I'll spend some time in your Lower Pubicos. In- It's in Canada. I'll spend some time in your lower pubicos. It's in Canada. Maybe this is where we're going when we're doing the... Maybe we're going to South Pubico when we do the tour. We will be. Hello?

Kendra! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Hi! How are you? I just can't believe it's real. Oh, well, speaking of I can't believe it's real. I just need you to confirm where you live because I said you live in Lower Pubico.

Is that correct? Or have I misspoke? You misspoke, but it does get mistaken for that often. So it's Pubnico, but sometimes it gets confused with, you you know the other regions of the body how many colors just this little teeny tiny community in Nova Scotia oh so it's not like pubes because mine isn't a tiny community it's actually quite overpopulated and really at risk of bushfires oh shit well Kend, will you approve

today's episode? Oh, absolutely. I love you guys so much. Oh, fuck yeah. Thanks, Kendra. Hi, it's Kendra Nickerson from Lower East Pubnico, Nova Scotia, Canada, and I approve this podcast. I'm glad you got your knickers on in Lower Pupnico.

I love it. All right, coming up. I know traditionally, if I say a history lesson's coming up, that sounds like boring and it sounds like high school. It does sound boring. We've got a history lesson coming up. I know traditionally if I say a history lesson is coming up, that sounds like boring and it sounds like high school. It does sound boring. We've got a history lesson coming up. And history is being updated. I just don't think that that.

No, it's quite fun. And everyone who's listened to this podcast, it's top history in the making. And people who've been listening to the Tony and Ryan podcast for a while, they will appreciate this update and it will be a line in the sand in a moment in time. A history lesson coming up. If you're updating history, how does that work? Because it's already happened. Do you mean like add it to the ledger? Yeah, put it on the record. Right, okay.

I like that. Yeah. Should we make that a thing? Should we get a physical ledger? Adding to the ledger. Is a ledger just a book? Yeah, but we'll get a huge book in the studio. A big giant book on one of those like a podium thing. Yeah. See, now you're vibing.

Now we're doing good. I like it now that it's called adding to the ledger. Yeah, okay. The ledger will be added to coming up soon. Allegedly. Like we can say that. Is that where that's from? to the ledger. Yeah, okay. The ledger will be added to coming up soon. Allegedly. Like, we can say that. Is that where that's from? I don't know.

Whose mouth did that sound like? My mouth just like, my throat gurgled. No, it was me. Was it? Because I felt it pop and fizz. Oh. I had a hydrolite just before and I slammed it down a bit fast. So, maybe it's effervescing in my tummy.

Yeah, I've got the carrot, apple and orange ginger. We're both fucking pictures of health today. Well, we are also trying to like fight the good fight because we've got a lot to do before we go to the US. Yeah. So we're both like we can't. I actually don't have time to be sick right now. We can't get sick and we just have to fucking keep going.

So here we go. So just cop a few gurgly sounds. Yes, I'm really sorry about that gurgle. Maybe producer Cam will cut that out. I'm actually happy that you're taking the fall for that because I reckon- No, it was 100% me. Okay. I felt it.

And that's my story too. I can't lie. I'm not a good liar and there's no way that I could hide that that gurgle popped in my throat. You did a really bad attempt at a lie on an episode last week and someone wrote in the episode thread, I would love to play poker against Tony because I would take her for everything because her face cannot lie i can't do it like it's just i've never been able to lie even as a kid like i'm just such a bad liar i wonder if you've got those aces i've got them yeah do you want them uh but first up today does your partner do this and does it... Sorry, I'm actually...

Just remembered what we're about to talk about. Yeah. And it actually genuinely fucks me up. Does your partner do this and does it also piss you off? You suggest something and they're like, Oh, yeah, man. Yeah. Then at some stage, apparently, they speak to someone else who suggests the exact

same thing and then they come home and go oh yeah i was chatting to old mate i reckon i'm gonna do this thing that's what i've been trying to tell you the whole time why do you trust old mate some guy that you work with and don't even like but you don't respect the person you actually live with that does sound annoying i i do i do that i yeah i do that like the gurgle this is me i yeah okay i am a i do this a lot because well so torbs like do you know what an instant pot is no so it's like exactly right who fucking knows yeah it's basically like this thing it's you can like slow cook in it you can pressure cook in it you can make jam yogurt like all this stuff it's like a it's been around for a long time i think i know it's not an air fryer but it's in the category of like it just does fucking everything

you want it to do and more and it's easy and simple and just fucking get it. Yeah, but, like, I guess if you could cook, like, or make, like, yogurt and jam and stuff at home, if you were into that, like, that would be a great hobby. Sure. Or whatever. But anyway, Instant Pots, I think they've been around for a long time, but they're having, like, a bit of a moment on TikTok at the moment. A renaissance period? Yeah, kind of. Yeah.

on TikTok at the moment. A renaissance period? Yeah, kind of. Yeah. And a few weeks ago when I had COVID, I was, like, stuck on the couch for a few days and I don't TikTok a lot because I don't like getting stuck in the scroll hole. All of a sudden two hours has passed. Yeah.

But I was scrolling a bit just because I fucking, like, needed to do something and I couldn't do a lot. And Instant Pots were coming up heaps, and people, like, they go, oh, yeah, for when I'm working from home, here's a great working from home lunch, and they put, like, dry noodles in there and some dumplings and some, like, soy sauce and some spring onions or whatever, like, pop it in there, leave it for 20 minutes, come back, and it's done. Perfection, yeah.

And I was, like, I sent a bunch of the videos to Torbs and I was like, this thing looks awesome. And he goes, are you fucking joking me? And I was like, oh, I just thought it looked really cool. How good would that be for when we're working from home together? Like we could pop the lunch on and keep working because at the moment it's more annoying because it's like one of us will have to stop working, get and make lunch and then the other one kind of comes out and it's

normally tops to be honest um but he goes i have been talking to you and he doesn't like get riled up very easily he goes i've been talking to you about an instant pot for ages you know you can like you do all this stuff and i was like you, you know, you can make yogurt with them. He goes, that is what I said. I said, because we go through yogurt like it's going out of fashion at our house. Yeah, right. And it's fucking pretty expensive. Yeah. Like a tub of Greek yogurt's pretty expensive.

Oh, Greek yogurt? Yeah. Oh, mate, get a second mortgage. Fucking hell. Literally. It's so expensive. But you can, if you've just got a little bit of yogurt, you can make more yogurt with that yogurt. Is it like the starter? Yeah. Like for sourdough. of yogurt, you can make more yogurt with that yogurt. Is it like the starter?

Yeah, like for sourdough. Yeah, like you can grow the yogurt into more yogurt. Yeah, and you just like add milk. You should get an instant pot. That's a good idea. I think I'll consider it. Anyway, and then I was like, how great is that? And Torbs was like, you do this all the time.

I suggest something and then you don't listen. So, why don't you listen to him? Because I know that you love him and- Love him dearly. And you've been together for 10 years doing it for 11. No, together for nine doing it for 10. I think, but that's been the saying for two years now. Yeah, but then I think we-

I think we've upgraded. No, but I think we upgraded too soon because I said we're saying eight for nine and then it just kept changing. Okay. But we've only just had our nine year anniversary. So, that means we've been doing it for 10 years, which is quite romantic. That's cute.

You've been taking that hog for 10 years. You love the guy. Yeah. Love him sick. But then when he says we should get an Instant Pot, for some reason you just go, shut the fuck up, I'm not listening. It's not that I was like, shut the fuck up. I was just like, oh, yeah, another thing.

Like I just didn't know what and you know how you remember when i said you know how stuff's just places you know how people just like say they want stuff and i'm like oh yeah whatever but it's also the same when i like i'm upset about something and he goes tony it's actually it's gonna be fine like i know that you're feeling really worried about this right now but it's gonna be okay and i. And I'll go, oh, I don't know. But then, like, I'll talk to you, Ryan, about, like, something. And you'll go, mate, it's going to be fine. I know you're worried about this right now, but it's going to be fine.

And I go, you're right. And then I'll go home and talk to him and say, how are you feeling about that thing? And I'll go, oh, Ryan reckons it's going to be fine. And he goes, did he? Did he? And he goes, did he? Did he? And I go, yeah. And you said that too.

And then I'm trying to backtrack. Literally the biggest reversal of all time. But I think that I've like gaslit myself into being like, Torbs has to say nice things to me. He has to tell me it'll be fine. But doesn't he call you out on your bullshit semi-regularly? Yeah, all the time. No, no, no.

And he's very good. But do you know that? No, because when he calls me out, I'm like, wow, that's so good and healthy. But when he doesn't, I'm like, that's not healthy. And he's like, you know, I would tell you if you were being a dick or if I thought that you had said the wrong thing or whatever. He would call me out. He's never.

And it's not as if I'm, I hit someone with my car, he's like, she was looking for it. Like, it's never like that. Well, she was. Yeah, like, well, she shouldn't have been standing there. Yeah. That barricade had her name on it. But then whenever he'd do that, he's like, Tony, no,

you shouldn't have done that. Or if I'm like, someone's been a real bitch, he's like, well, what did you say first? And he's like, catch yourself out. But anyway, so I do this to Torbs all the time. But I feel as though you do this too, because I know that we have, you and I have had conversations literally just before when you said to me, oh yeah. And then Bridget said X, Y, Z.

And I was like, I told you that. So it's like we're in like a quadruple thruple. There's four of us all not listening to each other. A quadruple. In equal amounts. Yeah, you, Bridget, Torbs and I, we're all just not listening to each other at the same time. Well, one of my favourite things is for someone to tell me an idea and then me to tell them the idea back to them three days later and pretend that it was my own. You do like that.

You're a fan of an inception. Yep. And well, obviously, and I don't think this is just me, but you get gassed up when you think you've got a great idea. Yeah. And so even though you told me the idea and I thought it was okay, now that I think I've thought of it, now it's like, it's genius. Do you think that when that happens, should you just let the other person enjoy that? Or should you go, well, that was my idea because that's what I do. I'll do the second one. I go, I told you that the other day enjoy that or should you go, well, that was my idea because that's what I do. I'll do the second one. I go, I told you that the other day.

Yeah, no, you pipe up. When I come up with a good idea, I want people to know it was my good idea. I know. And you let us know. Yeah. Because I deserve the credit. Whereas I pitched Cam the other day an idea that he pitched me earlier and he let me have that.

That was really nice of you, producer Cam. Great idea, Ryan. Wish I'd have thought of it. You've got to do that with him, don't you? Yeah. Oh! Hi, this is Kendra Nickerson from Lower East Publico, Nova Scotia, Canada, and you're listening

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Because someone sent that to us and all those Irish people were like, we don't say that. Do you remember that? I do, but also let's not fact check this podcast. Let's not sit here and go, do you remember the time when we made a claim and it turned out it wouldn't be true? Someone- We will be here all day all day yeah that is a good point allegedly added to the ledger but the thing that the thing that was fuck me the thing that i was saying about

was that an irish person said like oh yeah we say langa instead of like willie or whatever and then like he's got a big langa yeah and then all of those Irish people were like, we don't say that. And I was like, well, we're only as good as the information we're given. Yeah, we're just reading out what people send us, mate. Yeah, and blindly most of the time we go, that'll do. Looks good for me. I've got five episodes a week to film, mate. I'll take that one.

We're busy. We're busy. Today, history lesson. Adding to the ledger. Adding to the ledger. Allegedly. Do you know what the... I don't. Okay, because you will Adding to the ledger Allegedly I don't Because you will know within the first sentence

And you're going to fucking hate it First the instant part Now this A brief history Of the times that Tony And Orion have fallen over And spoiler alert My ankle still hurts, okay.

Spoiler alert. It's too fresh. There is a new recent addition. Those in Patreon have seen the video of the aftermath of the recent edition. Have they? Lucky them. Lucky you, Katie. I hope she stuck around after you abused her.

Cam, was it you that took a fall? No. No. I didn't take a fall. I won't spoil who it was. I allegedly. Let me start at the start, though, because it is a history lesson. Jakarta, November 2022.

Tony falls like a sack of potatoes out of a taxi in front of 75 Indonesian street market vendors, squirts blood onto the taxi, onto the street market and onto the hotel lobby of the Jakarta Best Western. Yeah. That was a nice hotel. Real nice. And I walked up there and I was wearing a long dress and I was like, could you help me with first aid? And they were like, oh, what do you need? Like they didn't, I obviously didn't like.

Got a bit of a sore foot. Yeah. Like they didn't know what I needed. Yeah. And I pulled my dress up and they all almost passed out. There was three beautiful Indonesian women. Lovely ladies. Like really young, like just lovely, lovely.

And would do anything, like whatever you asked for, you had it. And they just went, oh! And I had to go and get all this stuff from their first aid. I remember when they sent me out that hot chocolate. They did. And then I was like, you've sent me accidentally someone's hot chocolate. And they were like, no, that was me. No, we know that you hurt your knee, so we thought we'd just get you a thick hot chocolate.

It was very good. And I just cried and drank that on FaceTime to Torbs, like sitting in the bottom of the shower trying to clean my leg. I was like. You probably heard me from above you. Yeah. When you say above you... Can you just clarify for a sec there, mate? Sorry, I meant like...

The floor above. To be honest, if I was in that way, you would definitely have been able to hear me. That's okay. That's okay. Wow. The wheels are off. Also, I don't know which picture you're listening, are we painting?

Is it, and it can be both, but is it more how patient and understanding Torbs is or more how like Tony is like, there's a, like being your partner seems like a full time job. Oh, no. Just think of what you said earlier about the pot and how he was just like, being your partner seems like a full-time job. Oh, no. Just think of what you said earlier about the partner, how he was just like, yep, I've been recommending for months. Yep, I'm sitting on the other end of this FaceTime hearing you cry into a thick hot chocolate in your car.

And he's just like, yep, all good, sweetie. I hope you're all right. Well, yeah. He's such a lovely man. He is, and he is very patient because I am high maintenance, but I think you got a booey. But I think the thing is, is that he just loves me so much. He loves me more than I could ever love him.

No, but you love him a fair bit, though. I love him to death, but he, and whenever I say, whenever he says, love you, and I say, love you more, he goes, it's just not possible, Tony, because I'm bigger. Because he's so tall. He's got more love to give you. Yeah. He's got six foot four love to give you.

I love him so much. So, he's got six foot four love to give and you've got five foot three to love him back. Yeah. So, it's just like, there's like, I've got a limit. There's a roof to my love. That makes sense. There's a limit to your love, James Bond. That makes sense.

I always say to Bridget that I love her more than she loves me. And it's not like a debate on height because I love her and she's like impartial. She's like, you're fine. Yeah, you'll do. That's fair. You'll do. I love you, mate. Thank you.

Yeah. I appreciate that. But again, I've only got a certain amount of love because I'm quite small. I'm so tiny. So you are so tiny. April 2023. No, this was me this one I was renamed Flying John

After tripping over literally nothing And to quote Tony Lodge He flew through the air I've never seen a boy get that high before Well I hadn't seen a boy get that high before And now I bring us to another entry September 2023 Again in Sydney

Interesting We don't go many places Another entry. September 2023. Again in Sydney. Interesting. Yeah. We don't go many places. Cam, if I said I saw Tony fall into the back of a taxi, where would you have assumed she landed? In the taxi, Cam. Wrong. You would think that, but you would be wrong.

I hailed a taxi. I jump into the front seat. Tony goes to jump in the back and her foot kind of gets the edge of the gutter. And so, like, half of her foot goes to go down the step and the other half hits the top so she trips and when i say she fell into the taxi i mean like in the door wasn't open the door wasn't open so tony's rolled she rolls her ankle but her face hits the glass and the reason i know this is because i could hear her face, like, slide. And my glass is, like, smashed on the thing. Yeah, and so her face was sliding down the side of the taxi.

And I was just like, was it the same ankle as last time? Yeah. Yeah. It's always my left. And Tony stacked it a few times on the scooter. On my scooter. And she always happens to roll her ankle. And I actually saw the ankle go. And then I heard the face hit the scooter. On my scooter. And she always happens to roll her ankle. And I saw- I actually saw the ankle go.

And then I heard the face hit the thing. And I was like, I'm just gonna- because I know if I embarrass myself, I'm like, everyone just- like, if you come over and go, are you okay? Are you okay? That would freak me out more. So, I'm like, it's cool. I'll just give her a moment, like, pretend nothing ever happened. I get into the taxi in the front seat. And the driver looks at me and goes.

And then I look at him and I'm like, yeah, I know. But the thing is, is that if you had have laughed, I would have felt better, I think. Because I would have been like, we're all laughing. You know how I've said before, like when you fall over and you're alone. There's nothing worse because you can't try and laugh it off because you're alone. Like I would have liked to laugh. But I was, we were actually, like, running a bit late to, like. It's only late, which means we weren't running 10 minutes early.

No, no, but we had been, like, trying to hail a taxi for a while. For a while, yeah. We'd been waiting for an Uber that just wasn't coming. So, like, we were, I was getting a bit like, fuck, we've actually got to go. This guy pulls across, like, three lanes of traffic. And, like, fuck, we've actually got to go. This guy pulls across like three lanes of traffic and like, so whatever. But I really hope that that man is not a murderer because my DNA is all over that taxi. It was a short taxi. It was like 10 minutes later we got out and I could still see your face print on the side of the window.

On the side of the thing. And I actually like the, then when I tried to get in, because I kind of then like just hobbling because there's all this traffic backing up. So not only did you and the taxi driver say a hundred billion cars on fucking Parramatta Road in Sydney also saw it happen. There was actually like a communal kind of, oh. Yeah. Like I hit, it made a noise.

And then because I then had to like try and crawl into the car as I hit it, made a noise. And then because I then had to, like, try and crawl into the car. As I did that, all the, you know, the, like, rubber seal on a door of a car, that, like, came away from the door because I had to, like, climb in. And then where we were getting out was next to a hotel. We told the taxi driver to pull into the hotel. And the bellboy helped us out because he thought we were visitors of the hotel but we were going next door but this was just like the easiest place to pull in.

It's like, welcome back to the Hyatt. And we're like, oh, we don't stay here but do you have a wheelchair? He goes, welcome to the Hyatt Regency. Do you guys have any luggage? I was like, no, it's just us. Anyway, and he opened my door. Ryan was paying. He opens my door.

He tries to shut it, but all the lining of the door. And he put it back on the door. Did he? That's nice. Because he thought that we were visitors. And then we went, thank you so much, mate, and walked across the street. And walked across the street. And he, like, looks at, like, these, like, double takes.

He's like, where are you guys going? I was like, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Charge that one to the room. Thanks, mate. Oh, no. And it happens every time. And he looks at these double takes. He's like, where are you guys? I was like, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Charge that one to the room. Thanks, mate. And it happens every time. I'm wearing these shoes because they're a bit too big for me.

But when I ordered them, I really wanted them. And I'm very impatient. So I was like, I won't send them back for a smaller size. A little half size? A little half size smaller? I reckon I could go off. Hang on. Are you blaming your shoes? Well. I know that might be a coincidence I think it's a bit of both. I am clumsy. I'm not saying I'm

not. If you stand on the edge of a gutter, chances are you're gonna fall. No but these shoes, because they are too big, my foot like rattles around in them. Yeah, okay. If you, you know how your mum when you're buying school shoes, does that thing to find out where your toe is? Yeah. Do that with these shoes. Yeah, that's not even toe yet.

There's toe there. Oh, my God. Yeah, they're, like, way too big. You're swimming. They're way too big. Yeah. And so I think, yeah. Did you fall into the cab or did you swam into it?

I swam in, yeah. And I'm not very good at swimming, obviously, even though I did my bronze. And I just, it's so ridiculous because these shoes happen, are like the main culprit, I think. So I should stop wearing them, but I like them. I think they're really cool. They're those New Balance ones, but they're too big. Is this an ad for New Balance?

No, it's, no. Because I'm saying about how bad my balance is oh balance bad balance you will fall into a tax because falling into a taxi like if you've had a few drinks and you're like oh we just fell into the taxi it sounds kind of fun well yeah because you're like oh we're smooching and we're in the back seat yeah nah i like hit the deck so hard and this guy's like fuck fuck, it's 2pm. Like, you know, like he probably thought I was wasted. And we came out of a coffee place, Toby's Roaster.

Yeah. So, we're, he's like, fucking big breakfast at Toby's this morning. Yeah, he's like, did I do espresso martinis at Toby's this day? Is that what's going on there? Literally, I just, I don't know how it happens. And, well, I do. We do. You stood on the edge of a gutter and fell face. What I love. I was in a rush. That's why I don't like being in a rush. This I do. We do. You stood on the edge of a gutter and fell face. What I love-

I was in a rush. That's why I don't like being in a rush. This is what happens when I'm in a rush. This is- It's a strange kind of camaraderie, but the taxi driver and I looked at each other like, we're not going to say anything, hey? Like, we kind of had a look.

And that's fine. I just think that- Would you- And I don't want to victim blame. That's not what I'm doing here. But if you had have just gone, it's okay to laugh, would it have been better for everyone? Because we were holding it in. But you know me well enough.

I would have thought that even if you go, mate, are you okay? You all right there, champion? Yeah. Yeah. Well, because I didn't want to embarrass you in front of the driver. Oh, I don't care. Mate, I embarrass myself in front of thousands of people on this podcast every Yeah. Yeah. Well, because I didn't want to embarrass you in front of the driver. Oh, I don't care. Mate, I embarrass myself in front of thousands of people on this podcast every day. Yeah, you really do.

What's one taxi? He probably went, I know that girl. And it's true. She really is like that in real life. She's a fucking idiot all the time. She's not wearing New Balances, is she? I didn't get a selfie, but I can take a selfie with her face imprint that she left on the side of the window. And, like, so my ankle hurts so, and it was so swollen, eh?

And my wrist as well, because when I've hit the side of the car, like, everything was just a mess. It was not good. And then we're in this big meeting with all these fancy people at Spotify, and Tony's got her bare foot up on the boardroom table with an ice pack. And to think that earlier that day you were like, do I look unprofessional wearing a denim dress? I don't think what you wore made a difference when you've got a bare foot. Okay. Let me just say, it wasn't on the table. There's video evidence.

It was on the chair next to me. But someone did say, can I sit here? And I had to say, no. That's my eyes bag. I don't know which is worse. I think that's probably worse. I'm just saying. Can I sit here?

And you're like, no. That's where I'm resting my rolled ankle because I fell into a taxi. And they're like, oh, you fell into the back seat? And you go, no. It was like I ran into it. That's how hard I hit it. Anyway, allegedly. I can confirm Tony Lodge is 29 years old and no one referred to it as having a fall.

So we can tick that one off. So we're still clean for that. We're still clean for that. That's good. Great. Thank you for bringing that up. I've got to love to see it. Have you?

Will you indulge me if I pump myself up? Absolutely. For your love to see it? Every day, mate. I fucking smashed my corporate finance exam. Did you? Yeah, good result. That's what I've ever done.

81. Which is, I think the average has to be 75. That is massive. And for me, I'm not an 80s, 90s guy. I'm a like get it done guy. Yeah. I was nervous. You saw me afterwards. Yeah, I did. And I was, I'm not an A's, 90s guy. I'm a get it done guy. Yeah. I was nervous. You saw me afterwards.

Yeah, I did. And I was like, how'd you go? And I went. Yeah, because it was in our shared calendar. And it was like Ryan's exam till 1230. I was on the blower at 1231. I was like, mate, how'd you go? Trying to pump me up.

And you went. There's a couple of curly ones at the end there. But no, I got 81. I was stoked with that. Mate. Didn't go so well in brand management. My friend goes. That's not great for our business. No, not great at all.

My friend goes, oh, did you not go so well on that final assignment? And I go, oh, I mustn't have. And he goes, it was due on that Sunday night. Did you not spend the whole weekend just like nailing it, getting it right? He goes, I feel like if you spent the weekend putting in the effort, you would have got it done. He goes, what did you have on that weekend? And I go, I did a 53-hour podcast. And he goes, and I go, no, I actually did.

Oh. Yeah, so I'll cop that one. But we were working so hard on our brand. Fuck the other brand. Yeah, fuck those guys. Who cares? Mate, you don't need to do well at that because you're living it. I'm living it, bro.

Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, that argument didn't go down well with the academics at Melbourne Business School. But I mean, what are they? Fuck your exam. I do this every day. Yeah. There you go.

Yeah. And he's like, then why are you here? And I was like, don't give me that shit. Yeah. I'm paying your bills, mate. I already paid for it. And that was the only option. I'd already started it and I've come too far to not finish it.

Yeah. Oh, congratulations on the exam. Thank you. That's massive. It was. It cut me up come too far to not finish it. Yeah. Oh, congratulations on the exam though. Thank you. That's massive. It was. It pumped me up and I love to fucking seat it. How was the English exam? Not great.

That wasn't great. I actually have a love to seat that pumps us both right up. Great. And not only does it pump the two of us up, but it pumps up 70,000 other people. What is it? There are 70,000 people in our Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook group. Fucking hell.

That is pretty cool. That's huge. That's like 70,000 friends we've got from all around the world that are coming to just hang out with us. Remember that time I was talking about, like, have you ever been to the first person to a nightclub? And it's, like, really awkward because you don't know what to do. I always think about the Inbetweeners movie, you know,

when they're, like,, Marcos is absolutely pumping, and they go downstairs, and there's, like, no one there, and they have those big fishbowls going around. So, I remember when we started the Facebook group, the first person joins, and there's no posts, there's no other people, and she just, like, posted and goes, so, what do we do here? And we were just like...

Just give it a sex wait up. That's up, yeah. Hopefully a few people will join us. You stay there. But yeah, how crazy is that? I wonder if she's still there. Alexis was her name. Oh, surely she is.

I hope so. She's like, I saw Tony fall into the back of a taxi the other day. It wasn't good. Yeah, and I left the group. Yeah. But I just thought that was awesome. So if you're not part of our Facebook group, it's where we post all of our events for all the travel

that we're going to be doing. It's also like where we get a lot of our normal or nas and how you love to see us when we share other people's stories. So if you're not part of it, you might want to wander on over and be our 70,000 and first person. Speaking of normal or nas, someone posted this in the group. If you wear glasses or someone Me! That's me tapping my glasses. Imagine if Someone posted this in the group. If you wear glasses or someone... Me.

That's me tapping my glasses. Imagine if you're tapping your eyeball. I know. It's just... Or like I did that so hard that it went all the way through. If you're someone who wears glasses, there's a normal nah that as a non-glass wearer, I went, oh. I wonder if someone's done that to me.

Interesting. Yeah. All right. So, that's on the show tomorrow. Oh. Love you. Bye. I wonder if someone's done that to me Interesting Yeah, alright, so that's on the show tomorrow Love you, bye