Toni and Ryan - Don't Make This Mistake With Your Family

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

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checkout TARP. That's T-A-R-P to get your first month free. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge and we are calling Peter Barra in Ontario, Canada. And this is Holly. Hi, Holly. How's the answer yet? Yeah. So the thing with calling. Is it, do you think it's like Peter Barra?

Not like Peter Barra, like what you did? Let's find out. You said like Tookabara. Hello? Holly, I've just been insulted by Tony Lodge and it's going to take me a while to recover. PS, hello, how are you? Nice to meet you. Oh, it's so nice to meet you too.

Tony, how could you insult Ryan? Yeah, he's such a great guy. Holly, Ryan said- I should get her to say it at first. Okay. Yeah. Holly, how do you pronounce the town that you're from or the city that you're in? Peterborough.

Thank you. Sucked in. Peter, Peter, Peterborough. Peterborough. in. Peterborough. Thank you. Sucked in. Peter, Peter, Peterborough. Peterborough. Yeah, Peterborough. Yep, that's what I said. So you said Peterborough is what you said. Peterborough.

No, I think. Like AI gone wrong. And like Peterborough. Yeah. You said Peterborough. Peterborough. Peterborough. Peterborough. Yeah. You said, Sorry, Holly.

Sorry. Holly, can you tell Tony how many pairs of cool sneakers you've got? I have around 250, maybe a bit more. Where do you keep them? Do you have a room or a gallery? I have a room guys. It's embarrassing, but I have a room that just has my sneakers in it. Now, um, a few weeks ago, Holly, we actually learned that Tony was a mathematical genius because she worked out if there's 130,000 people in the

Facebook group, that would mean on average there's 260,000 nipples. Um, so Tony, considering that Holly has 250 pairs of sneakers, how many total shoes does she have? 125. 500! Holly, will you approve today's podcast? Absolutely. Pretty close.

Love it. You just,borough, Ontario and I approve this podcast. It is almost the weekend. Doesn't that feel nice? Oh, it actually really does. Welcome. Today's episode you can listen to on Spotify or Apple. You can watch on YouTube. Yeah. All are welcome. But I would like to actually start with a warning.

Okay. And this is good to know going into weekend because often weekend is when you catch up with friends and family and you see people and this is where you could make a really bad mistake. Oh, well I don't want to do that. No, of course you wouldn't want to do this. I don't want to upset anyone. No, it's you're not, you're going to be the one that's upset.

Oh, well I don't want to be upset. That makes me more upset. What a vicious cycle. Yeah. Don't casually mention that you like something at a family gathering this weekend, because often a family member will go, Tony, she likes that thing. And every Christmas gift and birthday present you receive for the rest of your life will be related to that stupid fucking thing you said at that barbecue three years ago.

Oh yeah. My sister said once she liked dolphins, whole room dolphins, dolphin rug on the floor, dolphin bed set, dolphin figurines. Did she like dolphins? Yeah, well probably not towards the end, you know? Like yeah, dolphins, love them. Love them. Love them, but you know. Love them.

And like dolphins. Not on first name basis with any dolphins. Dolphin necklaces, like every, just dolphin town was her, her bedroom was dolphin town. M Shepard listens to this podcast and she has sent us a story. I am. I once mentioned that I liked wrestling and someone gave me, I kid you not, mentioned that I liked wrestling and someone gave me, I kid you not, a WWE themed slow cooker. Which I'm showing Tony right now.

Whoa. No. Look at the colors, it's got all different belts and stuff. Why does this even exist? Emma said, I don't think anyone loves wrestling that much. Look at the colors. It's got all different belts and stuff. Emma said, I don't think anyone loves wrestling that much. And also the Venn diagram of people who are into WWE and the people that are into slow cooking, like, I don't know if they reach each other. That's a really strange crossover. Yeah.

Yeah. Or do we think that maybe the aunt that gifted him this bought the Sokoga and went, oh, let's jazz it up a bit and put the stickers on herself. I actually think that might've happened because. Why would this exist? Like if you Google WWE Sokoga, what comes up? Nothing! Let's actually find out.

Like, because there's, I am actually, I'm, I know that yesterday we were talking about paddle pot pajamas, but this is a bridge too far, if you ask me. There's just no way that this is a real product. No way. Show me.

There's lots of them. It's a real product. There's lots of them. It's a real product. There's lots of them. The champion of slow cooking. The champion of slow cookers. The heavyweight champion of slow cookers. Maybe this is a little, do you know where WWE got this idea from? George Foreman Grill. I see your George Foreman Grill and I see your George Foreman grill.

And I raised you the WWE slow cook. They go boxing, cooking appliances, wrestling, cooking appliances. God, what could be next? What about a Tony and Ryan toaster? Toasty and Ryan. That's actually a fantastic idea. Someone write that down. Trademark Tony Lodge 2025.

What year is it? 2023, 2024. Got it. Seamless. Null. Literally one time. Sorry, I'm not being funny and I hate to do this to Null. Speak for yourself. Sorry. I'm not being funny and I hate to do this to Noel.

Speak for yourself. Sorry. Beat that. Redacted. Reductive. I don't want to say anything rude to Noel. I haven't heard it yet, but I don't think anything is better than this WWE's local car.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, what, what do we got from Noel? Literally one time I made a reference about liking a Kevin Hart skit about safe words and his safe word is pineapples. So my whole family went Noel loves pineapples. Oh, and she's like, no, just one skit that I liked reference to pineapple. That's it.

That's not the direction I thought that was going to go. I do not like pineapple says Noel. I'm not a fan of panapples. I don't like the taste or the texture of them. I love pineapple. I know that that's not what we're talking about, but I love pineapple. Well, you should go hang out at Noel's house because over the last 10 years, every Christmas and birthday, she has accumulated a bunch of pineapple related crap.

And recently my 10 year old got me this rug for Mother's Day, which has a pineapple on it that says, Aloha. Now all my neighbors think I'm swingers. Cause apparently that's like a bit of a hat tip in certain segments of society. I actually have heard that because you know, when Christian Hull went on that cruise, the pineapple thing's a big thing on a cruise. Yeah. So this doormat.

I love it. This Aloha doormat, I think is actually quite cute. But I do get, hello, I'm here for the, what is that from? I don't know. I think that might be one you watched on your own in your private incognito browser. I don't know. Um, but I think that the pineapple stuff though, it actually really did have a moment in society when like everything was like

cute pineapples. It was like quite kitschy, cute stuff. Um, it's a bit like when, um, take your mind back to when mustaches were quite a thing. Like yeah, but that reminds me of like, I'm here to clean the pool, which also reminds me of orgies. What? No, when mustaches were like the kitschy thing, like you would buy a mug and it would be like types of mustaches and like you could buy neck, long neck clasps, necklace, chase back that had a mustache on it so that you could like pick it up and like pretend you had a mustache and like, do you remember this? It was like a big typo era of like that kind

of stuff. Yeah. The finger tattoos and you would go like, you know, that was like a big thing. I feel like that kind of had a moment. And that was another thing where it was like, Oh, you wear one mustache thing. And everyone goes loves mustaches. Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's hard to get away from the branding. Yeah.

Speaking of typo, which is one of the great stores. Yeah. Um, have you seen, or I guess everyone could probably assume, people get these beautiful wedding albums. So obviously the wedding photography is beautiful, but then you can now get them printed on like beautiful books and the album itself is stunning. So it's an actual book. It is. So some of the books where you can like slide the photos in or others like can be like printed on demand, but like, it's actually a category of things like these beauties. Cause you know,

you want to keep that forever. And the album itself is just like a stunning, you know, piece. Yep. Alana. Hi Alana. I once received a beautiful wedding album from my auntie. Of the auntie's wedding or of Alana? Oh, sorry. It was one of those ones where you like, you'll, you'll put your wedding photos in

and it's, you know, our beautiful day in a ribbon and it's a stunning book. Yeah. Alex says, Alana? Sorry. Her name is Alex Hanna and I, my brain went Alana. Her name is Alex Hanna and I, my brain went Alana. You just said Alex. I was like, who's Alex? Yeah.

Alex Hanna. Yeah. You can see how that would be Alana. Yeah. If you're new to the show, I'm not very good at reading or talking. Um, well, they're single. Oh, so the album was just empty. Yeah.

And so I'd be a great gift. Like if we were recently engaged and like, Oh great. When we get the photos, we'll use this for no single. Yeah. So, and apparently it's the same auntie that was always like, Oh, have we met anyone, you know, one of those sort of like aunties that are like, what you're single and you're 20, you're 21 and you're still a spinster. Oh my God.

She actually then for her birthday got like microwave cooking for one or something. Wow. Yeah. Oh, you need a slow cooker. Have we got a deal for you? Hey, it's Holly from Peterborough and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Hello, Canada. Have you heard of Oxio?

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Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Absolutely love to see you. So earlier in the year we had Tarpathon, which was a live stream from the start of the opening ceremony of the Schmolimpics right through until Australia one goal, which ended up being 24-ish hours, 22 hours or something like that. Now, during this live stream, Tony stumbled upon a realization and you can see in real time the wheels turning and her discovering this. Let's have a quick look. Tony's got the reel now, but let's have a squeeze.

What is in Linturse? I don't know any of those words. Linturse, I've only had a machine on my lap. Laptop. Is that? Are you just, no, no, we're not doing this. Laptop. So imagine if you wanted to have something to go atop of the laptop.

Desktop! Do you know why they call them windscreen wipers? There's no need to ban us. I reckon I'm not the first person to have only just discovered that, surely. I'm with you and it's actually opened my mind to many a new word. Hey, you're welcome. Thank you. First of all, Kate Nicholl said, I fucking love Tony Lodge.

I would fight for her. Oh, thanks Kate. We need more like you. Any chance Tony Lodge would be interested in running for president of the USA. And Pajama Heart says, protect Tony at all costs. And we do. Oh, that's really sweet. I appreciate that.

Normally it's just not that nice. Now I've got a list of words here that people have sent through both in the comments there that have said, Oh, wait till Tony finds out about this. Now are they nasty like your windscreen wipers? I didn't say that to be nasty. I was just bringing the information to the table. But here's our scale that we'll decide if they're nasty or not. Okay.

Nasty or not. I like that. Yeah. Normal or nasty? Normal or nasty. Uh, no, here is, here is my, there's three things on the scale. Yep. There is like not interesting, there's interesting and there's fascinating.

Fascinating. So if something's not interesting, we will reply like this. With silence. Oh, I thought that it was coming. Oh no. For those not watching on YouTube, that silence was supposed to be there. If it's interesting-ish, it will be represented by a huh. Okay, I'm going to practice.

Done. Huh. You're good at that. That. Okay. I'm going to practice. Go on. Huh. You're good at that. Yeah. That was great. Can you say something sort of interesting-ish and I'll, I feel like I need some context because I'm a method actor. Um, the weather's going to be all right tomorrow. Huh.

Not too hard. I think you sound too interested. Oh, go again. Yeah. I actually was just reading that the weather's supposed to be nice tomorrow. Huh. Better. Okay. Yeah. I actually was just reading that the weather's supposed to be nice tomorrow. Better. Okay. Okay. Okay. And if it's fascinating, it has to be a, Oh, big one. See mine for that maybe is a bit different to yours. Cause mine would be like,

Yes, that would be for yours. I know, I make that noise. Yeah. Now here's a challenge to put in the episode thread on Facebook or in the comments on YouTube. How do you spell that? Cause we had some chat earlier about moderately interesting. I didn't consider this. No, that's just for the game. The good thing is you don't actually have to think about what you think. They're like, the response is automatic. It does it itself. You know what I love about you? What?

Nothing. Oh, that was that was me mean actually. Are you ready for the first one? Yeah. I'm just like so aware of the noise. I'm just like so switched on. I feel like a game show host. Cause I'm trying to be very formal with how I say this. Pancake.

Really? I did know that one. So it's like moderately interesting, but not really that good. But like, I guess like, if you hadn't heard it before. Because like it's a cake that you make in the pan. Yeah. I mean, do you know what is one is more interesting? Pikelet. What the fuck's that? Well, I don't think that's the example because I think, unless it's...

Yeah, that you're right. That's just a word. Because like the funny bit about the laptop is that it's like, I see what you're saying. It's like the answer's right there in front of you. Like it's... Literally. It's on top of your lap. Yeah.

And hence the pancake. It's a cake made on a pan. Yeah. It's just a name. I don't know if you do. Thanks. So the thing is, yeah. Okay.

Yep. All right. I get the game now. I get it. I'm ready to Yep. All right. I get the game now. I get it. I'm ready to go. Windscreen. Oh, I think I don't get the game. All right. Give me another example of what we're doing to see if you get the game.

Sunshine. Oh, that's a good one. The noise you made after or sunshine itself. Both things. And why would that be one? The shine from the sun shining upon us. You're not making any noise. That's the part of the game is doing a noise.

Um, oh, wooden spoon. I don't know if this is the best or the worst episode we've ever done. I think it's the worst. Well, you say that a lot. Should we fair? Do you remember what would happen back in the day? Swimming cap. No, it's just the name of something. I don't think I get it going.

Bottle opener. No, that's just the name. They're two different words. Well, bottle opener, that's just the name. Two different words. Well, bottle opener, that's a compound word. Can you give me another example of what you were doing? And maybe I'll get it. Someone commented it's called breakfast because you're breaking the fast. I already knew that one.

So that's not interesting to me. Do you remember back in the day? Bookcase. A case for your books. Is that what? Is that what? Okay. What about, um.

You're making me question the. Bookmark. A mark for your books. That's good. A lot of bookmark, book based ones. You know when someone's talking nonsense? Oh! That's a good one. Because there's no sense. Oh, that's nonsense.

Sense? Non. Yeah. Oh, Italian. Tromblano. No. What about, um, no, don't have one. Do you have another one? Final one. Okay. Do you remember back in the day that we, I think we were told a bit of a

fucking furphy about computer screens and if they were left on for a long time. Oh yeah. Like that if the computer screen was just left on, like the thing, the things would burn up and fucking die. Well that would burn into the screen and you would never be able to not look at that again yet. So what did they invent to save the screens? Screen saver! That's very good.

I don't know. I don't know if it's as good as wooden spoon. But it's pretty good. This game didn't work out how I thought it would. But better. Yes. I've actually got some big breaking news. I'm sorry. I'm like trying to think of more things. I've gotten distracted. I'm in the I'm like trying to think of more things.

I've gotten distracted. I'm in the wormhole of trying to think. Coffee cup. I think that's that that's similar to bottom. I bottle. I'm not bottom up now. I've got one of those. Sorry.

We don't need a few. Guys, I've actually got some big family news, lots of family news, big career news to share with you. Career news? I'm actually replacing Ashton Kutcher as the host of Punk'd. No, we don't do pranks. I know we don't do pranks and that's why it's off. We don't do pranks.

We don't do pranks. Uh, but this is a side project because- A side project? So the other day I'm carrying my phone charger that's not plugged in, but I plug it into my phone and my phone like vibrates and goes charging and then kind of goes, well, it's not plugged in. And I'm like, oh, prank, soak, got it son, tricked you, I'm a tricker, cough it. And that's my LF to see it. Fooled him, fooled my phone into thinking

it was being charged and jokes on it because the charger wasn't even plugged in. Has anyone else done that? You just plug it in and it goes, oh, I wonder if I'll do it now. This would be a huge letdown if it doesn't. No. Okay, great. Doesn't sound like a smartphone to me. Sounds like a dumb ****. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Has anyone asked said it? Dumb c*** is that one? Um. DCI. Have I just made this up or has anyone else put their unplugged phone charger into their phone and it's lit up? That's never happened to me. You sure

it didn't light up because you pressed a button or got a text at the same time? It's, I pranked it. It thought it was being charged. But it wouldn't have. But it did. Can someone back? And then it kind of goes, oh, sorry. It doesn't even do that when you plug headphones in. But it thought it was being charged. What a stupid phone. You know, it sounds like you need a new one. I actually do because look. Oh, it sounds like you need a new one. I actually do.

Cause look, it's an absolute mess. And because I don't know if people realize this, but we film a lot of stuff for our job. And so every time we go to film something runs like, can we do it on your phone? I'm like, Pass it here. I mean yours is, maybe that's why your phone's flat all the time, because you're plugging it into your phone but it's not plugged into the wall.

Is that a theory? Yeah, that's a pretty good theory. Yeah, maybe. I've got to love to see it here. And this one is not a prank because we don't do pranks even though I mean good luck on your new show. Thank you. But as a gag the other day, we said that wouldn't it be great if we did a Rome for Dome.

Dome, if anybody that doesn't know what it should be most people, is like this cafe chain that exists in Australia and Malaysia. It exists in Perth. No, no, no. It is Perth in Australia. Yeah, but I don't know if it's a very Western Australia centric brand. No, no, no. It began everywhere. It now only exists in WA. Yeah. So there used to be one in Tassie.

There used to be ones in Melbourne, like, but I mean, in Melbourne, they got better taste. But in Perth, it's a really big thing. There's a lot in Perth and I really miss them. Being a Perth girl, I really miss Dome.. And the whole day sauce like in the jar. It's basically like, it's a good level of, you know exactly what you're gonna get. Is it amazing? No. But is it bad?

No. Also no. But you know that you're gonna get a very good C plus breakfast every time you go there. It's C for consistent. Exactly right. You love to see that. That's what I love to say. That is very good.

That was huge. So we talked about doing a Rome for Dome. Wouldn't it be great if we did meetups at every dome in Perth because then we could just eat a million eggs benedicts. Mandy Kenny posted this in our Facebook group. We just did the Rome for Dome. I think you need to hear this absolutely amazing story. Please.

It's already amazing. We drove from Melbourne to Perth with the caravan. One of the main things on my list was to try the Hollandaise from Dome. My partner and kids thought it was a bit odd considering like the millions of other things that we could do across WS. A fair bit to do over there, but okay. Mandy says that sauce is well worth driving 3,463 kilometers for. I demolished it in Perth, Albany, Scarborough and on Rottness Island.

I could drink that sauce every day of the week. Yeah, and you actually could. Mandy says we need to start a petition to get one in Melbourne ASAP. And you love to see that. People getting behind the cause of the things that matter. I would also like to do a shout out within a shout out. The fact that Rottnest Island, a place that has two buildings, one of them is a dome.

In WA we don't have a lot going on. It's a remote island, what 15 kilometers offshore. Yeah, like you have to ferry there, like there's like a public boat. So did they put a dome on a ferry and just ship it out there? That's hilarious. That's so funny. And like, cause they just tied it to the back of the boat and they just like pulled it, like floated it out. Toed it over. Yeah, that used to be the North Freo one. Yeah, we just thought we'd fucking piff it over. Just tie, fucking tie this rope around the back. Yeah.

And you're over the thing. Maybe that's one of the ones from Melbourne. But did they? One of the ones from Melbourne, they just swung it around. Yeah. Well, we're closing one in Melbourne. We're opening one on an island off Perth. Do we demolish one and build a new one or do we just?

Sounds like we should just yank this one around the bottom of the fucking. Yeah. Great Southern bite of my hollandaise. Is it called the Great Southern Bite? Great Australian Bite of South Australia. That I was going to say it would have been better if I got it right. But it still probably would have been sure. It was pretty close. But I just love Mandy that you, you took my word for it and that you loved it. And I love to see someone getting behind Dome the way that I am. I love Dome. Do Dome know how much I love contacted dome? Have we ever contacted dome? No. We need to because I think that they-

Who runs dome? I don't know but they need to know. Mr. Dome. The Birdswood Dome. Mr. Donald Dome. Birdswood Dome. When that used to be there. That was my father. Yeah. But I think that they need to know that they're getting all of this like bi-coastal business from us. Yeah. We're keeping domes open. Hang on, hang on. This, do we buy a dome franchise? We'll open it at Northland. That is the perfect place for a dome. Yeah, yeah.

And I love Northland. But you wouldn't put it. My favorite shopping center. That's local to me. You wouldn't. How's the parking? Fantastic. You can always get a spot at Northland. I love Northland.

Would it be in the center? Stinky old Doncaster. Can't get a parking spot. Yeah. And Doncaster would be too cool for Dome. So fuck those guys. Literally. Yeah. Would it? We're at Westfield.

Yeah. We're at Westfield. Sophie's upset, but it's because she can't get access to a Dome. Not because of what I just said about Westfield. Oh, not because they're like a huge advertiser. I'm not with Spotify and like, maybe like we're friends with them maybe in the future. Or is that ship well, you know what? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, I'll bet. Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. Nah, nah, it's all just business.

We're just running a business here. So we're running a business. I hope so. I'm already doing it. Yeah, like, can you imagine? Send the money through. Yeah, just send the money. It's already happened.

Would the dome at Northland be in the center or would it be one of those like in the car park? You know how there's like the one in the car park kind of energy? Love what you're saying. I think because there's a coffee club in the center, a dome in the car park would do really well over near the cinema. The coffee club would not like having the competition of dome. No, no, no, but like there's already something that like is inside the center. You wouldn't want them too close together, would you?

I'm thinking about, you know, keep propping up the coffee club as well. Yeah. A rising tide, a rising tide. This all ships or shifts. She ships. I said, you said she checked the type, man. Did I say check the type? Check the type.

Man. Just got so angry about maybe not getting parking. You know, if I had a houseboat, I'd never have to worry about parking because I just float around. Is there that? Can I get a houseboat? To get to Northland? With a dome.

Well, I was going to say there used to be that dome at East Fremantle on the water, which I'm pretty sure you could pull your houseboat up too. And they just- That is my dream. They're just holding out a espresso. Yeah. A fluffy koala to go. Thanks.

That's the ship horn. Who's going to let me just see if Dome's a franchise. I think it is. I think it is a franchise. Own a dome. Would they let us open one in Victoria? We would be doing the Lord's work, I feel. Over two decades ago, become a franchisee.

I wonder how much it costs. Let's place our bets now. Oh, I don't think it's going to tell you on the website. You can't even get the price for a gym. There are over a hundred. Yeah. But you know what? I don't think it's going to say it costs blah.

Like that's not how it works. There are over a hundred dome cafes. And none are in Victoria. Isn't that so sad? Until now. Do you reckon we could do like a a crowdfunding, like a like a Kickstarter to open up a dome? And it's for every Perth person that's moved to Melbourne, of which

there are thousands. What is the minimum and required lease terms? This is the nitty gritty. Okay. Yep. Laid on me. A minimum of 10 years. Yep. That's a lot of frothing you're going to have to do. I'd love to be a barista. Yeah. We'll work there on the weekends.

Oh, we'll have to. We'll have to. We can't afford staff. Yeah. Especially when work there on the weekends. Oh, we'll have to. We'll have to. We can't afford staff. Yeah. Especially when they double time. Sophie, how good are you at making coffee? They're pretty good. Yeah.

Good. As an initial term of 10 years with an option for at least another 10 years split into two consecutive five year options. Well, I'm bored with that stuff, but I'm all in. At what age can our kids start working? Oh, it's a family business. So they're on now. Legally or actually, you know what? Oh, it's a family business, so they're on now. Legally or actually, you know what I mean?

It's a family business. Yeah. Pippa, I finished that dish of sweet. Yeah, sweetheart. Can you take that out to table five? Thank you. Yeah. I'm actually so jazzed about this idea.

All right, watch this, babe. But I think the concept of like a taste of Perth for people in that, like there's something. Yeah, there's something in that. Yeah. And we're spreading the good word of Dome. Fuck yeah. That's actually such a fun idea. Live brainstorm, but how have we never come up with this before?

Because we're probably smarter than that. Oh, right. But also not. But think of all the holl Holland days we'd have access to. Take back what I just said. You know what I mean? Like we would have legally. It's surprisingly in the frequently asked questions.

One of the questions isn't, do I get free Holland days sauce? Cause I would have thought that was the first thing investors are. That should be at the top of the list. All right. Watch this space, I guess. Yeah. Um, I can't believe we're still going. Yeah, we are. Did this not end 10 minutes ago?. Um, I can't believe we're still going.

Yeah, we are. Yeah. Did this not end 10 minutes ago? Don't be so nasty. This is good shit. It's good shit for us. Hey, ask if we're still on again. I don't know if it's interesting for everyone else.

Ask if we're still on again. Are we still on? Huh. Wooden spoon. Dime franchise. That's one. Okay. Hit the someone hit the fucking button.

Love you. Bye.