Toni and Ryan - Don't mention the towel!

Episode Date: March 21, 2022

Ryan has a favour to ask us all - but I think he deserves it!! Plus an amazing strategy for the next time you invite Ryan over for dinner. Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How is Charles speaking? Charles, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Good. What about yourself? We're good. Are you at work at the moment? It sounds like you're whispering.

Yes. Oh, my God. What do you do for work? Is your job approving this podcast? It sure is. It's also the NRL bunker, but that's fine. Oh, my. So, hang on.

Are you telling me that if there's like a referee decision that has to go upstairs to check the video replay, you're the guy that has to do the video replay? I sure am. Well, I hope there's no line ball decisions going down, right? Okay. Well, do you want to approve this podcast really quickly so that you can go and do your actual job? Oh, no, no, no.

We can just wait on the line, I guess. Charles, we actually will let you go because you're obviously like fucking... Oh, no, because my Uber Eats just arrived as well. The police? Uber Eats. Oh, my God, I was like are you getting arrested for not doing your job? No, I thought this was my

Uber Eats call off. Sorry to disappoint you, Charles. We're not a fucking lasagna in a bag out the front, so we'll go. Have a good show. Thanks, bye. Enjoy your meal. Enjoy your meal. Hey, it's Charles fromney and I approve this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan John. I'm joined by Tony Felicia Lodge. Hello. You're looking great today. Thank you. Happy Monday. Happy Monday.

On a Monday, we go through some of the feedback from last week's episodes. And sometimes it's really brutal. Like sometimes the feedback that we get is like we have to have a hard look at ourselves. Is it another week like that? No. And I feel bad about that week that was a bit confronting. Yeah. So coming up, we're going to learn more and speak to someone

who works in a hospital. Oh, God. They probably, did they listen and just hate what I said? No. This is not a flappable Tony episode. Oh. Oh, my God. Am I off the hook this week?

You're off the hook. Also coming up, some advice for weddings and some advice and follow-up feedback for how to cook a sausage, which sounds simple but something controversial was said on this show last week. The sausage is in the oven. An investigation. So that's coming up today.

Okay, well, I've also got advice for asking Ryan John out for dinner. Is this as a friend or just like people who are, you know, trying to take me out? Anybody. Okay. Because I feel like the same strategy applies across the board. Okay. When you pitched this idea, I was angry and now I'm sheepish

and you'll soon find out why. So a very good friend of ours, Franco, who cuts all the videos for our podcast. So anybody that's listening that found us through TikTok or Reels or follow us on Instagram or whatever. He's cutting those clips. Franco cuts all of those for us. So I used to work with Franco back when I worked in radio, and he's just amazing at what he does. Anyway, and he lives in Wollongong, which is, you know, a few hours from Sydney. So it's a while away from Melbourne and I don't get to see him very much.

Anyway, he was coming down to Melbourne to work on something. He messaged me probably four weeks ago and said, I'm going to be in Melbourne this week. Are you free for dinner on the Friday or the Saturday? He said, I'd love to see you and your partner, Torbs. And I was like, oh, my God, absolutely. Lock it in. The Saturday night we'll do something. Did you say we should invite Ryan?

No. Okay. No, I didn't. So this is four weeks out. Okay. And I said to him, I'll message you closer and we'll organise something to do. Then Franco sees you. Yep.

In the office. So he was working here at Kiss at the radio station that you work at. Yep. Working on some stuff for Jason Lauren, the radio show, and you guys kind of bumped into each other and Franco goes, oh, well, Tony and I are going out for dinner on Saturday night. You should come. Yeah.

And this was on Tuesday. And then you and I had a meeting in the afternoon because we chat like every day about stuff for the podcast. And you said, oh, I bumped into Franco today and he said that you were going out for dinner this weekend. And I was like, oh, fuck, here we go. What do you mean here we go? I hadn't invited you yet.

So you had four weeks' notice but you didn't feel like you should have mentioned it yet? Because I said to Franco, oh, Tony hasn't mentioned it. I'd love to come out, mate. Yeah, let's go, a lot of us together. Okay. What happens on a Saturday afternoon for you? We do this podcast.

Yeah, and then on a Saturday afternoon when you get home, what happens? I crash. You fall in a heap and you go to bed. Yeah. And whenever you have plans in advance, you always end up cancelling because you've thought about it for a whole week and then you go actually. How dare you accuse me of such things?

Well, mate, these are just facts. This is a brutal investigation of fact. Anyway, and you end up crashing and then you go, oh, I'm not going to make it. What I was going to do was we were going to have a great time recording on Saturday and then while you were in a good mood, I was going to be like, Franco and I are going out for dinner tonight. You should come. And I usually say yes on the day.

And then you would say yes because you would be like, can I handle that right now? And you would say yes or no. Whereas if I asked you on Tuesday or four weeks ago, you'd be like, yeah, I'll be keen for that. And then it would come around and you'll go, oh, I actually don't think I can. So what, you're saying that if I've got too much time,

I'll psych myself out of it? Yes. Yes. And I knew that that would happen, so I was like, I was going to ask you on Saturday. Anyway, you had to go and, you know. I was inspecting houses. Are we saying what it is?

Yeah, I've been shopping for houses. Do I have to sign an NDA that I know, like the area that you're going to be living in or? No NDAs required. I don't have a finance team or a legal team, unlike Tony Lodge. But I have been looking at, I think since we started this podcast, I've been looking for houses. It's a long process. Going to inspections and stuff, yeah. There's been lots of gorgeous ones that you've looked at,

but I know that you're keen on one at the moment. Very keen. So everybody, cross your fingers, cross your vaginas. Hopefully you get it. Anyway, so my plan the whole time was to ask you on Saturday because then I knew that you would either say yes or no and I would know straight away. Yep.

Anyway, so Franco fucks it up. Fucking Franco. This is like a classic Franco move. He does fuck stuff up. For him to put his foot in it. Anyway, so he's invited you. So we're on the phone on Tuesday and I'm like, yep, okay, cool. So glad that you're coming.

I hadn't invited you yet, but yep, great that you're coming. I messaged the group chat of you, me and Franco and I said, what do we feel like for dinner? And I was just like, oh, we could maybe do X, Y, Z. And you went, oh, we've got to go to Baby Pizza. Well, you said Franco loves pizza and he's in South Yarra. So I was thinking of him. Don't think that happened.

But, yes, anyway. It's close to South Yarra. It was close to where he was. It's the food he liked. Does it happen to be my favourite place as well? Yeah. But so you go, oh, we've got to go to Baby Pizza. So I was like, okay, keep Ryan happy, all good.

So I make the booking for six people because Franco invited another friend of mine, Cam. So it's Tony, Torbs, Franco, Cam, you and Bridget. I would like to ask you if you remember what happened after I made the booking. I said it would be great to ask you if you remember what happened after I made the booking. I said it would be great to see you all there. Why are you showing me a phone? Read my bottom two text messages.

So I messaged this to you and Franco. When did you message this? I don't even know we're in a group chat with Franco. You've messaged in the chat. Fake news. Because if you scroll up, it says, we've got to go to get baby pizza. I deny all knowledge. It says no one can cancel. So there's a screenshot of the booking and Franco

says, thanks for booking. No one can cancel because it will cost $50 each. Ha ha ha ha ha. That's a lot of ha's there. Yeah. Because it was like, ha ha, just kidding. But ha ha ha ha, don't fucking cancel. So they have a a policy a booking policy that if you um cancel within 24 hours of the booking it's 50 ahead for the people that don't show up so it's like them recouping their loss of people cancelling or whatever okay so i said that to everybody i was like please don't cancel because it will cost a fucking fortune anyway the book's for 5.30. I feel attacked already. Yesterday I get a phone call from your lovely wife, Bridget. Yep. I made her call.

Guess, guess what she says. Did you know as soon as you saw the phone ring? Yes, yeah, yeah, 100%. She goes, oh, hey, Tony, like I'm so sorry. I know that, like, dinner's in half an hour, but Ryan's not very well. And I was like, oh, my God, what happened? He nearly threw up in an open house. Did she say that?

And she was like, oh, I think maybe something he ate. And I was like, oh, what did he eat? Like, is he all right? Like, do you need to go to the fucking hospital? Do you have, like, crazy food poisoning or something? I considered those options. Yeah. And then she goes, oh, because at the point I'm kind of worried

because I'm like, oh, my God, the dinner's in half an hour. Obviously you're not well. And then she goes, oh, I think maybe he ate some off cheese. And I start to smell a rat. There are no rats. I nearly threw up in an open house. And I think there's no fucking way that you're sick. What are you accusing me of?

I would like for you to look me in the eye and tell me the truth. I will look you in the eye, Tony Lodge. The house we inspected yesterday, Bridget was like, it's a really important thing that we make good with the real estate agent because it's going to come down to a- Like the relationship of- A bit of a negotiation. What kind of offer can we put in? So we've been asking the right questions, doing the right thing. What terms can we give for the seller? Do they want a short thing? Do they want a long thing? How do we make this work? I ran out of there with my hand over my mouth

so I didn't throw up on the doorstep. And Bridget yelled at me because she's like, do you think when it comes to the crunch time she's going to remember the lovely couple or she's going to go, is that the guy that nearly spewed in the house? I was so embarrassed yesterday. There was probably 30 people in the open home. Probably 10, 15 groups with, you know, couples and kids and whatever.

So a busy house. And I've discussed on this podcast previously, are you allowed to use the bathroom in an open home? And we all said no. Which since then I haven't. And so I'm like, do I throw up in the garden? Yep. Do I throw up in the garden? Yep. Do I throw up in the toilet?

Ugh. If I need to throw up from not my mouth, how is that going to be a thing? Yep. I ran it. And you had to take your shoes off in the open home? Oh, my God. So I'm in the backyard and I'm like, I'm in trouble here. And I said to Bridget, I looked at her and I'm like, we need to go.

She's like, oh, can we? And I was like, mm-mm, mm-mm. And so we had to run to the back door. I was running to the back door. As it was running to the back door, I was also running to a back door. Then I had to try and put my shoes on to walk through. Oh, not your Nike Air Maxes. Yeah, had to take them off at the back door and then, like,

go through the house sliding on my socks, then try and put my shoes back on again. And when you're bending down and you're trying to, like, hold your butt and not throw up at the same time, and then I just sprinted to the car and drove to this, like, public bathroom. So when I tell you, hey, I'm a counsellor, I know that. You are a counsellor.

Thank you for admitting that. This is a safe space. But this was genuine. Blamp, blamp, blamp, blamp. And then I barely made it home and was again and then I was out cold. I mean, Bridget, what time was I booking for? Like 5.30? 5.30.

Bridget woke me up at 8 and was like, oh, do you want some bread or something? So do you reckon you're going to get the house loan? Was it worth it? Well, who's to say? I'd fucking pump up the loan because you owe me $100. Actually, did they charge you for the cancellation? No, they didn't. See, and you know what?

I planned ahead. No, you didn't. That money is always in your wallet and it would have been $100. Well, that's mine. Bridget can fucking pay her own way. Hey, this is Charles from Sydney, and you are listening to Tony and Ryan. Tomorrow on the show, things you can...

What do we got? Things you can say in outer space and also in the bedroom. I fucking... I struggled. Really? Yeah, I actually could not think... I was sitting at my laptop and I was like, what would you say in both situations? And, you know, obviously a classic Uranus joke has found its way into...

I was going to say, there's a lot of Uranus in there for me as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get ready for that. I'm actually really looking forward to seeing what you've come up with because I found it really hard and that isn't one. All right, a big shout-out to our champion tarpons. Oh, my God, it's me. I forgot that I have a job.

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I always go to say two bonus eps a week. Don't promise that. But that is not what it is. Do not fucking sign up thinking that that's what you're going to get. Two bonus eps a week? Oh, bloody hell. Get around it. For just $4.

I mean, couldn't buy the materials for that. I'm fucking printing money. If you want to Patreon us, fucking hell. If you want to support us, patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. Yeah, bonus episodes, personalised videos. I could do your wedding. It's all there. It's all there, all the options.

A bit of feedback for Monday. And as I said earlier, no one's on the hook. I don't trust you. And because I just paid you out before about the you shitting yourself. Yeah. Last week I discussed that my wife cooks sausages in the oven and we rightfully said that's not on. When you own a barbecue and a frying pan

can i stick up for myself though i did say there would be a way for you to fix that and it would be cooking yourself and you went i don't do that is that a direct you fucking did that was basically a replay that's exactly i don't think i sounded like that i thought it was like oh great idea tony oh that's fucking definitely not what it was hey bridger would you let me cook tony thought it would be a good idea if you let me oh you weren't okay i'll just continue to sit on the couch and be a piece of shit this is coming from the same guy who the other day when we had a conversation you thought you were doing her a favor when she said what do you want for dinner and you went oh whatever you mate. I have learned that that's not a favour.

That is outsourcing the work of choosing what to dinner to someone who is not I. What to dinner, yes. Sorry. You don't need any more pressure on you. I'm under pressure. I'm under pressure. I'm stressed.

I'm trying not to throw up in open homes. Yeah. It's a big weekend for you. I'm trying to avoid all foods. I'm sweating. Are you sweating? Am throw up in open homes. Yeah. It's a big weekend for you. I'm trying to avoid all foods. I'm sweating. Are you sweating? Am I sweating? I don't think so.

You look great, mate. So you tried to stick up for Bridget as well, I'm saying. Well, I did, but I also don't agree that sausages should be made in the oven. That sounds awful. That also doesn't sound like sticking up for Bridget. I just would like. Anyway, yep. Sounds awful.

That also doesn't sound like sticking up for Bridget. I just would like, anyway, yep. On this podcast, I said Bridget should not be cooking sausages in the oven. She texted me saying. Because she listens to these podcasts. I demand a public apology. So I would like to say I sincerely apologise to Bridget and I believe not only the best place to cook a sausage but the only place is in the oven.

Fry pans? Barbecues? What? Throw them in the bin. Yeah, why even bother? Oh, we've got a phone call here. We've got some feedback from direct from the sauce. Whose sauce?

The sauce with your sausages in the oven. Hey, what's an Australian slang for tomato sauce? Horse Like if you go to the footy and you get like a pine sauce It's called a dog's iron horse Isn't it called like a dead horse? Is it? Anyway, I'm just incepting that

Let me take it straight back out Let's make this quick call Hello Hey, is that Tani? Yeah Hey, it's Tony and Ryan How you doing? Straight back out. Let's make this quick call. Hello. Hey, is that Tani? Yeah. Hey, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? Good, thank you.

How are you guys? Very well. Tony doesn't know why we're calling. Hi, Tani. It's Tony. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Tani, can you tell Tony where you work? I work at an equine hospital. A horse hospital. And what is the new name of the... Can I say the name of it on the podcast or should I not? Yeah, of course. No, no, no. Yeah, go for it.

What is the new name of the Ovens Valley Equine? It's the Ovens Valley... Well, it's the Ovens Valley Horse-pital. So, Tani... Is that an official change? Yes, yeah. We did it this week. Changed it, yeah.

So, Tani messaged in and said, I heard you laughing at the hospital. I actually work at a hospital. And then she played the podcast to all of the people at the hospital and they had a great time. Oh, my God. But the reason I wanted to get Tani on is because I said, your humour, Tony, is foul and you made fun of me. Yeah, because it's called a foul.

Well, now we've got a hospital expert on the line. Tani, can you confirm that a baby horse is called a fowl? The only thing I can confirm, right? Yeah? Is that you're a fucking idiot. Oh, I could have saved us the money on the call, John. Tani, thank you so much. So you knew that I was funny and right.

That's right, yes. You knew that I was unfunny and wrong. Yes, look, I was the winning, I had the winning ticket. You bet on the right horse. Well, Tani, this won't go in the pod, but I just want to know, has anybody ever called at a horse-pital before? Look, no, I don't think so. Yes!

I've never heard of it before. Oh, I've never put two or three together. Yeah. Thanks, Tony. Thanks, mate. Appreciate that. Glad I made that phone call. Last week I told a story about how I was an emcee at a wedding and I made a joke about a hairdresser.

Uh-huh. And... Oh, you were asking whether you needed to buy them a gift. Yeah, we were talking about weddings. Because you'd travelled and you didn't, yeah. Everyone backed me up there, by the way, and said, if you're emceeing the wedding, if you're travelling, you don't also need a gift.

Your service is the gift. Yeah. Oh, God. You'd be fine then. Yeah. Give you your servicing later on, mate. Aw, what a gift. And don't expect a present as well.

But I made a joke about I think one of the girls in the bridesmaids was single. She was a hairdresser. So I introduced her to the crowd and said she's single and ready to mingle and she's also a hairdresser. I've got a terrible haircut. I'm also single. I guess I'll be seeing you later. Easy, cheap gag.

I've got a question. Did you sleep with her? That's not what the story was about. Did you? No, I don't think so. You obviously did. No. You very clearly obviously did.

Is that why your hair's shorter now? She's like, oh, would you like to come home with me? I was like, yeah. So then we get back to her place and she's like, all right, sit down, put this bib on and number one on the side. And I was like, oh, I thought we were here for the other thing. She's like, oh, not in those shorts, bud. Did you though?

I always want to say yes just to satisfy your childish needs to know that I did. You obviously slept with her and that's fine. And I didn't. Anyway, wootaboon messages through. Just to satisfy your childish needs to know that I did. You obviously slept with her and that's fine. And I didn't. Anyway, Wootaboon messages through. And many other people. Oh, he's fucking everywhere.

Woota is bloody, he's hot on the comments at the moment. Ryan joking about hairdressers too early, mate. I don't think you're in any position to be joking, making fun of or poking fun at any kind of hairdresser, barber or service person, the only thing you should be doing is apologising. And Wootaboom's not wrong. It is a very good point. And I also love that every time you talk about a hairdresser now, people are going to be like, oh, what did you do?

You shat on their towel. I shat on their towel. That's pretty funny. I'm glad everyone else is having a good time. You do deserve it because you shat on her towel? That's pretty funny. I'm glad everyone else was having a good time. You do deserve it because you shat on her towel in her house. You didn't shit on her towel. I didn't shit on her towel. It was in a bathroom and then they didn't have toilet paper,

so I panicked. There would have been a million things that you could have done. A towel. It wasn't in a salon. It was at her house. Her probably granny bought her those towels when she bloody moved out of home for the first time and they're covered in your shit.

Okay, right, right, right. But anyone said it's too soon for hairdresser jokes. Can I just add a lot? Now we know. A lot of people find our podcast through Instagram and TikTok and they go, oh, I'll check this out and see if it's for me. And if they like it, they go, oh, I'll go back to the start. And then there's a lot of messages now being like,

I'm almost up to the tower bit. How exciting. Or, guys, I just got up to the bit where we're about to find out, we're about to call the hairdresser. Looking forward to it. And then they message going, I've never been more stressed in my life. Don't remind me. I was there.

I don't need to be told and reminded that that happened. I'm not proud of it. I'm not happy about it. I don't want it on a billboard. I don't want you to know about it. In fact, I would prefer that you started today and the back catalogue, that's old news. I...

Lots of people message through and say, like, oh, I'm up to this bit. But as soon as, like, we tell a story on the pod, it's kind of like it's out of your brain. You don't really think about it. And that's the only one that I always remember. People are like, oh, I'm up to this bit. I'm like, oh, I'd turn it off.

Yeah, I don't avoid that. So I did an ad during the week for KO, which in Australia is like a sports streaming service, like a Netflix, but for sports. It's got all the games and you can watch live or replays or whatever. Oh, so you don't have to watch it like when it's on. It like saves them. Yeah, and they also do what they call minis in that they like turn a two-hour game into like a 15-minute.

So it's a bit more than highlights but less than the whole thing so you can kind of just like catch up on stuff. This sounds like an ad. It sounds like an ad. It's not an ad. Although I was paid for them the other day and I was part of this campaign. And the campaign is called Fanfessions.

And all these football fans, one was me, you say like a time that you missed a moment of your team and then you're like, oh, you know, I confess I missed this moment when so-and-so kicked the goal. What a terrible fan I am. Yep. So the video was supposed to be about Tim O'Brien, this guy that plays for the Hawthorne Hawks, who I barrack for. Like literally for your whole life. Yep. So the video was supposed to be about Tim O'Brien, this guy that plays for the Hawthorne Hawks, who I barrack for. Like literally for your whole life. Yep.

He did this really great thing and I think I was actually at your house, Tony. Do you want me to apologise? Please. Okay. Anyway. Sorry. So I missed his great moment. And the video starts with, hi, I've got a confession.

Something really bad happened last year. I want to be honest about it. And you look really, in the video, you, like, look very serious. And that's kind of the joke. And then you go, I miss Tim O'Brien's big mark. And then the other guy was like, oh, I miss the time when we beat our archenemy. And that's, like, all the fun of it.

Every single comment on TikTok and Instagram said, I thought this was going to be about the towel. Is this about the barber? I've got a confession. Oh, I've heard the episode. It's when you shat on the towel, right? Yeah, I heard all about this. I went, no.

Didn't they read the caption and know that it was, imagine a sponsored ad and you're talking about. I'm trying to pay my rent and trying to promote a sports streaming service. If you're into football and AFL, go get KO. I don't care. But don't. The client reads the comments. And then KO, the head of marketing, hey, if you're into football and AFL, go get KO. I don't care. But don't.

The client reads the comments. And then KO, the head of marketing, goes, hey, Ryan, what's this towel thing, bud? Everyone keeps asking about the towel. No. And I was like, oh, just a bit of fun and games. My gym towel, not anything else. I was a bit sweaty, so I used the gym towel. The engagement, though.

I mean, the client would love to see the love that it got. If you ever see Tony and I promoting something. Please don't talk about shitting cars, shitting on towels. I don't even care if you don't want the thing. Just pretend like you do. Do me a favour. Oh, yeah, if you loved us, you would say, oh, God, I love this product.

Yeah, if I'm doing an ad for Boeing 747, I'd love to buy a plane. Where's the link? Can I buy it online? Do you have a discount code? Not that I need it. I can afford the whole thing. I'm going to buy a whole plane. Great idea.

I love this product. Get around it. Don't bring up the towel. Don't be like, is there a toilet in the fucking thing? Yeah. Get a haircut before you go on the plane. Yeah. Is there toilet paper in the stalls on the plane?

Or is it towels? That's not funny, guys. That's pretty funny, actually. That's pretty funny, actually. It's not funny. I actually renege, and I think that people can comment that if they want. You shat on somebody's towel. I shat in someone's toilet and used it. Is that better?

I don't think so. Is that better? I don't think so. This girl, this poor girl, her granny probably bought those towels for her in a glory box before she moved out of home for the first time or something. Don't describe my hairdressers glory box. And you've shit on them. So maybe you deserve people bringing it up.

I love to see that, to be honest. What else do you love to see? Please tell me any other story. So on last week I was catching the tram to work and we were sitting for it. It was kind of like at the first stop, so it was sitting there for like 10 minutes. We're sitting there, the doors are open and the tram is like in traffic. This car pulls up next to the tram and this woman kind of calls out

and she's like, like didn't really hear and I kind of looked. And she sounded kind. It wasn't like a, you know. It wasn't yelling at someone. Yeah, it wasn't like, ah! Like a robber or something. And she calls out and this kid who would have been like year 11 or 12 or something kind of stands up and looks over and it's obviously like his mum or auntie or something.

And he's like, oh, I forgot my mask. Because at the moment in Melbourne you don't have to wear a mask anywhere except for like in a taxi or Uber or on the tram because there's so many people. Anyway, and he's like, I forgot my mask. And she like reaches into her handbag and like grabs her mask, like holds out the window and the kid like jumps off the tram, quickly grabs the mask and then like jumps back on the tram, like puts it on. And then the mum, like the light goes green and she goes like, have a great day.

Love you. And she drives off. And it was the sweetest thing I've ever seen. I'm sure it's sweet to observe. like the light goes green and she goes like, have a great day, love you, and she drives off. And it was the sweetest thing I've ever seen. I'm sure it's sweet to observe. If you were in that moment, would you be stressing and panicking and doing your head in? Yeah, because you'd be sitting there going, I don't have a mask, I don't want someone to hit me up

and be like, hey, because this kid's... But the timing's off, what if the tram left? Exactly, but this kid is like trying to get to school. So he's like, I don't want to be late for school, don't want to miss the tram, don't want to be sitting on the tram without a mask kid is, like, trying to get to school. So he's like, I don't want to be late for school, don't want to miss the tram, don't want to be sitting on the tram without a mask because someone's like, what the fuck? If you got asked about that, I don't think anyone would be like, oh, where's your mask?

Yeah. But if someone did, you would... Yeah, because you'd just be like, oh, I'm not a fucking anti-masker. Like, I'm fucking, you know... Anyway, but it was so... I had, like, a tear in my eye because it was so sweet. Just the mum, like, just didn't even think she, like a tear in my eye because it was so sweet. Just the mum like just didn't even think she like ripped her mask out of her hand.

It was so fucking sweet. That's so cute. You love to see that. You love to see that. Did you see the Sam Docherty thing in the footy on Thursday? Oh, fuck, did I ever. I saw it on K-On! No, I didn't.

So this guy who plays for the Carlton Football Club, the Australian Football League has just started this week, hence why there's some promotion and footy chat. Sure. He, in November 2020, got diagnosed with cancer. Oh, fuck. He beat it and then like a few months later he was doing his scans and it came back and like full chemo, no hair, lost a lot of weight.

Just living day to day hard enough, let hair, lost a lot of weight. Just living day-to-day hard enough, let alone trying to be a professional athlete. Well, I feel like that would be really difficult in any situation, but if your job is that physical and stuff, like, that's crazy, yeah. So, round one this week. Have a listen to the coach announcing who's new to the team this week. Yeah. Because, hey, look at this guy go.

The other one that's back is Sam Docherty. Yeah! I looked this morning in my diary, October 14. I met in the park outside of your house and sat there for about an hour, an hour and a half and just talking about life and where you're at and you had no hair and quite white and i lost a lot of weight and he says to me he says i'm going to play round one and uh and i'm looking at him going yeah great goal mate

let's really go for that one so michael voss is the coach and he goes on to explain that like seeing him in the gym like like, trying to put weight on when he's going through cancer, beating the cancer and all that stuff. So he did it. Round one. And he played. He gets the play. Oh, my God, that's amazing.

And that's not even it. You do love to. That's not it. What do you mean? So this guy's not normally a goal kicker. That's not his job. He's more of a defender. And then have a listen to what happens.

Wouldn't this be special? I hope he can go back here and finish. This will bring the house down, I reckon. Given where he's come from and what he's been through, this would indeed be a special moment. Every single teammate goes over and jumps on him. Even the opposition, like, shaking his hand, going, good on you, mate.

The crowd has gone absolutely wild. And, like, people in the stands bawling their eyes out. Teammates with tear in their eyes. I've got actual goosebumps. That is so amazing. So that was his first game back after beating cancer twice. Yep, and then kicks a goal. Even though that's on his job. He was just like, fuck, I'll take one for the team here.

He just ended up in the right spot at the right time. Oh, you do love to see that. And so great that you could go back and watch that on K.O. if you missed it. I'll love to see that. I've got a confession. All right, we'll chat to you tomorrow. Have a good one. You love to see that. I've got a confession. All right, we'll chat to you tomorrow. Have a good one.

You love to meow it. No, I'll work on it tomorrow. Don't blame me, it's meow day.