Toni and Ryan - Don't say this on a date

Episode Date: February 6, 2022

We don't often give dating advice but this is essential. Plus the audio queen returns and Ryan's lost his wallet but THIS TIME!!! It's not his fault! Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Emma, would you like to approve the Tony and Ryan podcast? Yes, I would love to. That's excellent. Hi, this is Emma from Rhode Island, and I approve this podcast. I have to start this episode by warning people. Oh, okay. And it's a fair warning.

You've got a lot of time to get ready. I don't like that. On Wednesday, Tony is going to tell us the greatest story of all time. You've come in hot and you're like, I've got this fact about the English language and the tarpers are going to be blown away. Fuck you. Wednesday. Put it in your diary.

I quit. Why? What's happened? No, why did you do that? You know that I said, oh, it's pretty cool. I saw this thing on Instagram and you're like, oh, hang on. It's just a cute little fact. Well, on Wednesday we'll find out and I'm looking forward to it.

Sounds like it. And the two-day build-up will probably justify just how great it is. It's been a while since we've talked about the audio queen. Which is me, by the way. Which is Tony. If you're new to TARP, which stands for Tony and Ryan Podcast, Tony in, oh, actually still now, would you say by trade is an audio producer? Yeah, I guess by trade.

That makes me sound a lot more important than I am, doesn't it? Like that I, sorry, we're not allowed to say that I'm important anymore, are we? I got chewed out for that last week. Makes me sound a lot smarter than I am. Especially when people say audio engineer. That's very, yeah. And I also have some advice for people who go to the gym.

That's coming up later this episode as well. Don't do it. Yeah, don't go. It sucks. Don't fucking bother. All right,'t Go, it sucks. Yeah, Don't Fucking Bother. All right, but Tony, the audio queen. Okay. I need you to provide some soundscapes for us.

Okay. Obviously, you don't have your production tools. You've just got your beautiful mouth. Yeah, and this mouth has seen a few things in its time. Sorry. It's Monday. I'm still warming up. Monday, we're back.

We're back. The audio queen. All right, first of all, Pete Davidson, as well as performing on Saturday Night Live and hanging out with Kim Kardashian and stuff. He, like yourself, doesn't mind a tattoo. Yes, he's got heaps of tattoos. Yeah, how many do you have? Oh, only like four.

Only? That's four more than me. Oh, but. I feel like any more than one is like, oh, you're into tattoos. Oh, really? No. Oh, really? No. Oh, I guess so. I guess it depends how big they are.

Like if you had four tiny tattoos, then it'd probably be like, oh. Yeah, like a Southern Cross. Is that like five? Does that include, is that a total of five? Yeah, all the stars. All right, so what I want you to provide Tony, the audio queen. Yeah. It's Pete Davidson in his accent, by the way.

Where's he from? Staten Island. And he's in a tattoo parlour. And so obviously we'll be able to hear the buzzing of the tattoo machines and stuff like that. However, Pete Davidson is going to be explaining how much it doesn't actually hurt that much. But from the voice, you can tell that it is, in fact, hurting quite a lot.

Okay. Tony Lodge, audio queen. Okay. Hey, bod. Hey, bod. Yeah, just getting a tattoo. Is that kind of Staten Island-y? Yeah, no, not that last.

Tattoo. Oh, yeah. Tattoo. Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking about a big eagle on my back. A big eagle across my back. Okay, yeah, just the tattoo artist is Australian. Yeah, just sit down here. We'll get you all cleaned up.

He's like, the great thing about getting a tattoo on your back is that it doesn't hurt. Oh, that was a good accent, I think. That was good. Yeah. It was going great until you started complimenting yourself. Sorry. That was a good accent, I think.

That was good. Yeah. It was going great until you started complimenting yourself. Sorry. Yeah, just, ooh, that hurts less than any tattoo I've ever had. I'm just realising the tattoo gun isn't in pain. Yeah, the great thing is that it really, really doesn't hurt. But I love fucking Ariana Grande and Kim Kardashian.

Okay, right. Good work, good work, good work. It's hard to do the buzzing at the same time. Yeah, yeah. I did not do the accent any justice. No. Very sorry. No, God, no. Not that anyone expects. Very sorry. No, God, no.

Not that anyone expects that from me. No, of course not. Okay, next one is at a house inspection. Actually, let me show how much of a great friend Tony Lodge and Torb's Torbenstein Torblerone really are. Yeah. So before the show this morning, I was at a house inspection looking to buy the dream family home for my wife.

Very, very exciting. You guys have been looking for ages, working very hard. What did you offer to do during the week? Oh, I said that I would come with you and neg the property. Okay. So basically, I need to hear the sound of the crowd, and then I need to hear Tony Lodge putting off all the other buyers. Okay. And this is what Tony literallyodge putting off all the other buyers.

Okay. And this is what Tony literally offered to do. Yeah, okay. Oh, big crowd here. Don't know why. I'm pretty sure that this is on an old burial ground. Oh, did that girl just say it's in a burial ground? Yeah.

Oh, wow, yeah. Oh, that paint's peeling off. That means that it's right under the hole in the ozone layer. This one block of land. Yeah. Just this. Oh, that deck is going to fall straight through. Oh, I wouldn't be buying this house. There's no way.

Do you guys actually like this house? Are you going to buy it? All right. Yeah, we like it. Keep going. Beep, beep, beep, beep All right. Yeah, we like it. Keep going. Turn everyone else off. Beep. Beep. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Oh, that's actually my damp meter and it's telling me that there is a buildup of damp

behind this wall. Yeah, and your- Here, that's like fucking Weet-Bix. Your damp meter only goes off for a wooden floor or a Zac Efron movie. Yeah, I hold it above myself. Oh, jeez, is Zac Efron on or is someone watching Spider-Man? Thank you for the offer, by the way. Yeah, you're welcome.

I mean, that's what I could have done for you. Yeah, thanks. We didn't actually love the house today. Well, if you don't get it, it's because I wasn't there. Yeah, exactly. Or the bidding's too high because there was no one like you to bring the price down. Exactly.

Scare them off. But you know what's good, actually, that now I can offer that service to anybody that's listening because they could just play that out loud. Just play the recording. Put their phone on loud and go, oh, sweetheart, what do you reckon about this? And then they just play that. That's a good idea.

Oh, yeah. Oh, did you hear that Australian woman who's also looking at this house? Maybe we could start an app. I'll do it. I'm fucking in. I'll work at an app. Yeah, you work at an app place. I could organise that.

Torbs is a software developer. So you get the app and then when you're in the house inspection, you press play and it's just random voices going, oh, the fridge would never fit in that spot. Yep. Yes. Oh, the kids would fall down those stairs. Oh, yep.

That's a hazard. Straight down. It's a hazard. Too wide for a baby gate. That's a hazard. Straight down. It's a hazard. Too wide for a baby goat. That's a great idea. Write that down. Thank you. You're welcome.

Good idea number 57. Finally, with the audio queen, Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison, very unpopular with women in Australia. Very unpopular, full stop. Yeah, I know. He decided to appeal to the female voters that he would rock up to a local hair salon and offer to wash the ladies' hair. Who in their right fucking mind thought that was a great idea? I would like to implore anybody that might be interested

in having a fucking laugh today to Google the footage of that because it is so funny. I've never seen somebody so uncoordinatedly hold a fucking hose on someone's head. Shit. And what really got me about that is I think we can agree is when you've got a professional hairdresser doing that hair wash and the head massage is just.

There is nothing. Your fucking eyes roll into the back of your head. It's like ecstasy. Just the thought of it. Yeah. Not the feeling. Well, of course. So to have that moment ruined by the Prime Minister?

Get your scaly hands off. And of all the photo ops. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. As if he couldn't have just posed with it, but he's actually like in there. Okay, so Tony. Okay.

Obviously, we're going to need the sounds from the salon, but we're also going to need you, who is the customer. I'm the woman. The internal monologue of you getting a great, delicious, almost sexy head massage, because it does really fucking rev you up, doesn't it? It does, yeah. And then you see

the Prime Minister walk in, and not only has he walked in, he starts touching and rubbing your head without permission? Yeah, okay. Please. Alright. All right. So this is the internal monologue of the woman. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

That feels really good. Oh, that water's a bit hot. Oh, no. Oh, that's so good. It's true, though. When the hot comes on, you're like, oh. Sometimes a bit hot, yeah. Is that a bit much?

Yeah, it is. Oh, God. She's just had her nails done and I can feel it like digging into me head. Fuck, why can't I do this to myself at home? You know when you're washing your own hair and you think, why can't I do this to myself? Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's really, oh, there's that fucking cock head. Oh, yeah. Oh, why is he coming? Why is he coming over here? Oh, yep. Hello. Hello. Hello. Yep.

This is costing me $500. I really don't want you to eat. Oh, oh, no. Don't pick up that hose. Oh, you're touching me. Ah! Ah! Ah!

That was very good. Ladies and gentlemen, the audio queen. Get around. Imagine that. Oh, could you imagine. And because, you know, it costs so much for girls to get their hair done as well. So you work up to it and that would be fucked.

That experience would be fucked. You're like, I paid $400 to get touched by someone I hate. Yeah. I mean, if I'm paying that kind of money, I want to be touched by someone I like. Yeah. Hey, Tony, I need to bring something up with you. And this is a note.

Have I done something wrong? Well, you've tried to do something right. Oh, that sounds like me. And it hasn't quite panned out that way. And here's a warning for people like me who are often losing their keys and their wallet and a bit unorganised and leaving things behind. Fuck off.

What did you get me for Christmas? A tile set. What does that do? So that you can find and track your keys and wallet with your phone. And if you misplace them, you know that they're at least in the house or in the car or whatever. And it beeps or you look on the GPS, whatever. So last week... Wait, which one does it do? Wow. And it beeps or you look on the GPS, whatever. Yeah. So last week. Wait.

Which one does it do? Wow. Does it beep? It can beep. Does it? Yeah. Are you sure? Well, let me explain.

Okay. It's supposed to beep. Sounds like you haven't used them. Wow. You just sit down, mate, because when you hear this story, you're going to be disgusted. Oh. Scott Morrison was there.

Call a current affair. Call CNN. CNN? Shit's about to. A full to be disgusted. Oh. Scott Morrison was there. Call a current affair. Call CNN. Shit's about to – a full-blown investigation. Okay. Last week I was late picking you up to come here to the studio. Yeah. I'm sorry. I know you don't like that.

I try to respect your time. That's okay. I didn't complain, though. I was fine. You were great. Yeah. We're learning to adjust to each other's ways. Yes, we are.

I could not find my wallet. Classic. So I went to – I was like, oh, what an actual great opportunity to use the time. To use the thing, yeah. So you go to your phone and either. And it's in an app or. It's in an app, yeah.

And, you know, you log in. It's all part of when you, at first you have to connect the two. Connect them, of course. And so I went, like, pushed the button that's like, find my wallet. And sometimes it can make a noise or often it's just the GPS and it shows you where it is. So I pressed the button to find the wallet and it goes, sorry, your wallet's not nearby.

Can't locate. What? And I was like, that's the point. If it was nearby, I wouldn't need it. I'd fucking have it in my pocket. If it was sitting on the bench, I'd see it and I wouldn't need to look up. So when I was like, oh, sorry, I don't know where your wallet is either. Well, so you've just got two lines.

How many jobs does the tile have? It has one fucking job. That is absolutely. So what's the point then? Exactly. Your job is to find my wallet when I don't know where it is. And if I go, hey, bro, have you seen my wallet? And it goes, nah.

What the fuck are you doing here, man? Get off the couch and find it. Get to work. Come on, get going. So if you're not in like Bluetooth range or whatever, does it just not do anything? Apparently not. Now it turns out- Oh, I'm going to ask for my fucking money back. You should. You should. Now it turns out the wallet was in the car, like in the glove box, and the car was at the front of our house.

When do you ever put your wallet in your glove box? Why was your wallet in your glove box? Don't question my personal habits. No, but you never put your wallet in there. Why was it there? I put it in there all the time. I mean, don't tell everyone that lives near me. Who?

Maybe I went to the gym and I just ducked in. I know, I know, it's a stretch. I know, bad example. Please, please. Ladies and gentlemen, please. Or maybe another reason. Maybe I put it in there when I got Maccas for dinner last night. But, like, if I took BJ to the dog park, I wouldn't, like,

I don't want to have to carry the lead, the keys, the wallet all in my pocket, so I would just, like, lock it in the glove. Anyway. Anyway, sorry. The car glove box, it's,'s like four metres from the front door. From your house, yeah. It's sitting out the front.

That odd. I thought that this was like a foolproof system, but apparently there is flaws. Well, I'm a fool and I've been proofed. I don't think that's how that thing works, no. Hey, it's Emma from Rhode Island and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Tomorrow on the show, things you can say online shopping and also in the bedroom, and it's thanks to Ecosa mattresses, which you can buy online shopping and also in the bedroom and it's thanks to Ecosa mattresses which you can buy online.

Yes. And we're actually filming it in beds together on Ecosa mattresses so it sounds a little different. It's because Tony and I finally got into bed together. Getting in those sheets. And we left the studio. We, like, go to another spot. It's very exciting actually.

Sleep the way nature intended it. Oh, look at you go. Now that's tomorrow's very exciting actually. Sleep, the way nature intended it. Oh, look at you go. Now that's tomorrow's show. And just a reminder, Wednesday, one of the greatest facts ever told. The greatest. Not one of. The greatest. From Tony Lodge.

That's on Wednesday. Thank you to a couple of our champion tapas. Jamie, thank you so much. Liana Brunetten. David Eats Berries. That is the name that David has put in. No. Nope. That's the name that David's put in. Do you not need your legal name for Patreon? No, I don't think so. I don't

think it's a legal document. You're not signing up to the MyGov website. David E. Berry. No, David Eats Berries. Oh, my mistake. Yeah. It's even more ridiculous. And Elizabeth Berger. No relation. Cheers. Thank you. I was very proud No relation. Cheers.

Thank you. I was very proud of that. Cheers. A little bit of... Oh. Thank you so much to all of our tapas that contribute and buy our exclusive content over at our Patreon. A few fun things over there if you'd like to check it out.

I posted the other day. You did? From Tony Lodge's desk. From the desk of Dr Tony Lodge. My mistake. And this Friday, and I think I'm telling you this, Tony, there will be an exclusive episode posted the other day. You did? From Tony Lodge's desk. From the desk of Dr Tony Lodge. My mistake. And this Friday, and I think I'm telling you this, Tony, there will be an exclusive episode for the tapas. Yes, there will be.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. All right. A bit of feedback from last week's episode. First of all, Hayley Noodle has officially changed her name to Hayley Noodle. Okay. So is Hayley Noodle? So you called her Hayley Noodle, right?

I thought that's what I read. Because you thought it was Hayley Noodle, right? That's what I read. Because you thought it was Hayley Nodal. Is it actually Hayley Noble? Well, it was, but now it's Hayley Noodle. Okay. So then I saw a Hayley Noble commenting and I was like, so you've made a nickname of you getting a fucking name wrong.

It'd be like if you started calling me Toblerone because you thought my name was Toby when it's actually Tony. Like it just doesn't make any sense because I saw the name and I was like, where the fuck did you get that from? Well, now we know. Now we know. And first of all, I apologise to Hayley Noodle and she said, no, having a nickname on this pod is so fantastic. Thank you very much.

And then do you remember that girl last week that had 78 middle names? Oh, it's Silas fucking Louise Marie Mary Savantian. Yeah. So then she comments and goes, well, if you're not using Noble anymore, maybe I could use that because it's a bit cleaner than the 57 names I've got. Well, fucking who was thinking of it? Do you know when you fill in an official government form, like David Eats Berries has to sign up to our Patreon,

they only give you like 10 little squares to put your name. Where's fucking Siobhan of the Noble Scots and the Louise and the Mary and the whatever? Where's her names going? Well, it's... Fucking PTO. They're all written on the bottom. Well, she has to carry a stapler because she gets five forms. Yeah, fucking like staple them all together.

So I played volleyball with a guy that had two like hyphenated names, but both the names were pretty long. Oh, fuck. And when we played, you're like, your name's on the back of your jersey. Oh, shit. And so his was over two lines. So it was that Nick Goldsbrough reading was his name. So it was like Goldsbrough, dash, and then a new line underneath it.

Or if they tried to squeeze it all in, you couldn't read it because it was so small. Why didn't they just say, oh, number 10? Well, he just became Nick J.R. Because I'm not even going to pronounce those two names. That's hot and cool. Is it? Don't you reckon?

Nick J.R. Nick J.R. Oh, what are you doing tonight? What are you doing tonight? Oh, just hanging out with Nick J.R. You'd like Nick J.R. Oh, would I? He would love you.

Really? Yeah. Why? Because he's into arseholes. I don't know why would I? He would love you. Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, because he's into assholes. I don't know why. Why? Just because he would. Really?

Maybe we'll take this offline. Hey, Nick Jr., if you're listening. Josh Rau had a great comment this week. Josh Rau? You know Josh Rau. Yeah, of course. You know Josh. Yeah, Josh Rau.

We chatted with him. Josh and his husband. You know we surprised them that time? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Actually, I'll get you to read where it says Josh Rau. Oh, meow-cron. I had oh, meow-cron. Oh, it might have been dealt meow.

But I was like, good on you. I like that. Good for you, Josh. Thank you so much for contributing to the conversation. Jarrah McQuaid, I'm going to say he's one of- Jarrod. What did you say? Jarrod.

Jarrod McQuaid. I just talked to Jarrod McQuaid this morning. He posts a really funny TikTok and I liked it. This is what I want to say. Oh, really? I feel like he is one of the unsung heroes of the TARP community. Yeah, he posts such funny TikToks. He did one of like dubbing us doing things you can say

in the bedroom and also in the something. And it was so funny. It's like him delivering your line and then it cuts to him with a towel over his face like being me. It's very funny. Well, he's not going to be unsung anymore because... We're talking about him. Jared Meowquad.

That's all I wanted. Was it actually? Yeah. Jared Meow Quaid says, This is the first episode I've listened to whilst actually on the treadmill. I always hear stories of- Oh, this is with fucking Monique DeRocha. Well, don't steal my punchline, because-

Oh, stop. What? You can't say the C word. Beep that out. Okay. I know joke. I'm so sorry for stealing your punchline. It's thrown you.

Yeah. Lots of people joke about it being hard to listen to the podcast at the gym, and I finally did it, and he was striking. Jared McQuown said. Meow, Quaid. McQuown. He goes, I don't. Hey, do you want to fucking rewind and start again?

Should we start this episode again? Fuck me. Okay. He said, I don't know how Monique Narosha does it. Monique Narosha. Fuck this. Meow-nique Darosha is her name. And she's on the treadmill.

Poor meow, Nick. If this is your first episode you're listening to, I'm sorry. We're normally dead. A lot of inside jokes as well. Sorry about that. And we talked about Australian politics. That's not very us. I know.

Yeah, I regret everything. Let's talk about crypto again. Anyway, Jared, thanks for listening in the gym. Michael. Meow-cle, yes. Puts in the gym. Michael. Meow-cool, yes. Puts in the group. Michael who? Krell.

Krell. This podcast just got me a date. Have you seen this story? Get fucked. That was going to be my love to see it. Oh. Fuck. This episode is terrible.

Oh, but fuck this right up. You'll have to get a new one. But let me tell the story. Okay, all right. This podcast just got me a date. I was at the gym listening, just like McQuaid and Monique Zarocha and Alosha. When I smiled at one of your jokes, a girl thought I was smiling at her. I was flirting with her and smiled back at me.

Do we take credit for this? Since I didn't want it to be weird, I talked to her and she gave me her number. I just wanted to share that with you. Do you want to read the follow-up? I actually don't have the follow-up. I know what happened and I saw your reply to the comment as well. Can we just say, though, that's fucking cool. That's fucking cool.

I think that's really sweet because how often do you put yourself out there? I mean, us never because we're married, but not to each other. Oh, my God, someone that just started working with me has started listening to our podcast like at my day job. It must be nice. And he was like, oh, so Ryan's your boyfriend, eh? And I was like, no. And he was like, oh, oh, sorry. And I was like, no, he's married.

And he was like, oh, my mistake. Sorry, I didn't realise you were married. And I was like, no, no, he's not married to me. He's married to his wife. Somebody else. He's married to his wife. Yeah, it was very funny. Anyway, Mike. Was he disappointed?

Because some people in the comments are like, oh, it's so disappointing. Well, I saw a comment the other day and it was like, do their partners know about this? About the podcast? Like about us. know about this? About the podcast? Like about us. Know about what? Inferring that we were fucking or something, we wish. And do they?

Have you told Torbs? Yep. I haven't told Bridget. She'll be listening. Hi, Bridget. Hey. Anyway, anyway, anyway. Yes, Michael Meowkel Creel.

Creel. I'm really sorry. I think that's great that you put yourself out there and got a date because how often do you actually just like talk to someone? Now, Tinder, et cetera, you don't have to talk to anyone in real life. I'm going to put it out there. The gym would be really hard to strike up a conversation to the point of like a girl giving you a number.

Because you don't want to come across as a creep or. Well, every time I see a guy go talk to a girl in the gym, I shrivel up into a ball because I'm cringing so hard because I'm like, leave the poor girl alone. But just leave everyone alone. That's what I mean. You're in the gym. You're working out.

I don't need you fucking hassling me. It's your time. You know. You're in the gym. You're working out. You fucking hassle me. It's your time. You know, you're listening to a podcast or music or whatever. Fuck off. Exactly. Yeah. And the amount of guys, and I don't know if this is like the cliche, but it's like some bro who's probably spending too much time in the gym.

He's got nowhere else to meet people, that he feel like he needs to like go and give advice to the girl. It's fucking awful. You're another patron here, bud. You're not the personal trainer. I actually know how to use a treadmill. You press the button and you fucking run. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Oh, no, if you just put your hip in the, oh. You see a lot of those videos on TikTok of girls like that are filming themselves like to check their form afterwards or whatever and that people have come over and been like, oh, don't you want to do this? And they're just like, can you fucking leave me alone? Like I know what I'm doing. There's also a thing on TikTok where they are filming to check their form. I didn't realise at the time but see that guy in the corner?

He's staring at my booty the whole time. Anyway, shout out to Michael. Michael, thanks for not doing that. Sounds like you were just minding your own business but got your dick wet in the process, which was great. No, it actually didn't end up well, did it? Update time. Yeah, update.

I just got back from the date. We had a lovely time. However, she's not looking for anything serious and we won't be going out again. He did mention on the date that he wasn't smiling at her, that he was smiling because of the Tony and Ryan podcast. Well, hopefully we got another listener out of it. You didn't get a girlfriend, but hopefully she's listening.

But I just think whilst for us it's funny, I'm like, you have to mention it. A girl doesn't want to hear that, do they? No, you don't. That's not a good game, I don't think. Because if I thought some, like, fucking handsome boy, like Meowcle Creel, was fucking checking me out from across the gym and he's got a little smile and I'm like, oh, that's quite nice.

I smile back and we end up going on a date. And then we meet up and he goes, oh, by the way, I wasn't fucking smiling at you. Yeah. In fact, you make me frown if anything. It's like the equivalent of someone being like, oh, I was actually smiling to the girl behind you, but you're fine. You'll do.

But if we go on a date, you're going to pay for dinner. Yeah. I'll get a free meal out of you. Yeah. Eat out and eat out. Excuse me? Sorry about that. The snake got out of its cage and eat out. Excuse me? Sorry about that. The snake got out of its cage and it got away from me

and I'm really sorry. I'm sorry for the last half of this episode. Yeah, I'm sorry for the whole thing, actually. Tomorrow will be better, I promise. And Wednesday with the fact. Don't get me wrong. Oh, the fact. Yep.

That's why my game's off today because I'm thinking about the fact. My love to see it today. Was Michael. Well, it was, but I had another one, thankfully. This morning, Torbs went and got his hair cut, and on a Saturday morning, I don't normally have, like, any time to myself because, like, we get ready and we go to the podcast and Torbs sat home.

He went and got a haircut, and I, like, put some music on, made myself a coffee, like, had some leftover pizza for breakfast, like, had a little boogie in the kitchen. A little me time. Yeah, and, like, had a shower and got ready and it was great. It was so nice. Well, is that why you're in such a good mood today? Thank you.

And you're up and about and you're smiling. You're looking million dollars. Oh, thank you. What are you thinking of me for? Just looking at you. Just smiling at you from across the gym. It's because someone's a millionaire. Why else would you have that finance team?

Yeah, that's the only way I can afford it. But I fucking rate putting some music on and having a little boogie. Sometimes it's all you need. Yeah, they're cool. You a fan of Ricky Gervais? You like his work? I do, actually, yeah. His show Afterlife has just finished.

Yeah, can't bring myself to watch the final season yet. Same. But the first two were phenomenal. Phenomenal. So both Ricky and his production team who have built that, because you know how one of the, and this isn't a spoiler, one of the parts of the show is he sits at the park bench and kind of strikes up this odd friendship with the lady.

With that older woman, yep. Because he's like, oh, it's actually true that sometimes you just need someone to talk to and ask space to talk to them. The production team has donated all these park benches to different parks all over the UK. It's so beautiful, isn't it? To encourage people to A, get outside, get some air. Yeah.

And to actually chat with your neighbours. Say g'day, how you guys doing? You doing well, mate? How you been? And I just thought, don't you just bloody love to see that? You do love to see that. People contributing to mental health and opening up that convo. You do love to see that, absolutely.

How many benches are we donating? One. Hundred. No. Thousand. That's coming out of your half. Oh, well, luckily I'm a millionaire. But that's really, really nice.

You do love to sit. That is nice. Tomorrow we're heading out of the studio. We're heading into the bedroom for the first time with a coser. Thank you so much. Sleep the way that nature intended it. And Ryan's got a problem, classic. And I've got a great boyfriend.

Classic. All right, we'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye. We love meow. Nope. Cool. So, 25 seconds to go of this song. What should we say?

Meow love to say. Ricky Jerv... No. Listening to Meowzik in the kitchen. You've got 13 seconds to figure it out. Listen to some music, maybe some Meowtalica. Meow. Meow. Oh, no, I don't want to end the episode this way.

Can you think of a meow pun? Luckily I've got a meowlion dollars. I'll let it done into the other bin.