Toni and Ryan - Don't Yuck my Yum Cha

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

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Sorry, I went to put my arm around you and I just fucking hit you in the ear. Fingered my eyeball. Sorry. I hope you don't have conjunctivitis. We never... Lucky I'm wearing headphones or my ears would have got fingered right here on the show. We never start an episode without a top reprieve. That's a Tony and Ryan podcast. Elise is from Geelong.

She works in acupuncture. You nearly heard someone's eardrum get acupunctured with an engagement ring, Elise. Do you deal with that usually? Oh my gosh, that's so funny. Now, can you tell me, I believe you are a recovering vegetarian. I am. Oh, recovering vegetarian. Oh, yeah. Recovering vegetarian is anonymous, you're not. Yes.

Yep, I am a recovering vegetarian. That's right. What happened? I don't know. I just started craving meat again, basically. Don't we all? Yeah. The thing that broke me, I think I was vegetarian for like four or five years.

And the thing- Were you? Yeah. How? Wow. Yeah. Write that down, Charles. And the thing that broke me was a thick tomahawk steak. My dad made them, I think, gifted from a client or something and he made them and I was like,

put that fucking rare meat inside me. And then we had the steak as well. That's how I would cut them out obviously. You don't have to approve that last that, Elise. You don't have to approve that last bit, Elise, but in general, do you approve today's episode? Absolutely. Hey, it's Elise from Geelong and I approve this podcast. Let's start the show. Yes. And I think we're all in a good mood because nothing brings us together as a team here

at Tarp Tower than getting onto Sophie's LinkedIn and gasping her right up. Yeah. You're welcome, Sophie. We're going to have you a full-time job in no time. Please don't let us. If you leave, I'll disconnect from your LinkedIn. I'll remove you as a connection. So Tony, who logs into LinkedIn once every five years, what a threat.

And every time I log in, there's like all those connection, like, you know, 10,000 requests. There's all the connection requests and it's like, yeah, not because I'm popular, just because that's just what happens. And if anyone else sees Tony's younger sister on LinkedIn, that's her. That's her profile. The picture's about 15 years old. Don't. It's not that old. Is it time to update it though? Yeah, it definitely is. Do you want me to take the photo? Or find one? Can I choose one? No, I was going to pick a picture of us from the webbies.

Yeah. That's cute. I thought that'd be nice. Can I use that or mine? Yeah. Good photo. Yeah, thanks. But yeah, no, it is definitely catfishing.

Okay. It's a good picture though. Of someone who I used to know. When no one's doubting it's a great picture. Yeah. It's also- It's also too great. I logged into LinkedIn over the weekend and I had logged in at about- Fucking hell!

Big weekend at Charles' house? Yeah. Oh, Saturday night, pour myself a glass of wine and open up fucking LinkedIn, you fucking loser! I'd finished stewing my apples and thought I'd just jump onto LinkedIn. I thought I would just stew some apples, put on some Nickelback and go onto LinkedIn.

And what'd you learn over the weekend, Charles? I learned that I had a connection request from like a month ago from Brian John. He went and- There's a few fakies of you going on. Oh, yes. Oh, was that not you? Oh. No, there's a few fake me's.

Just connect from that one. Connect. This person in class goes, oh, is this you? And I went, yeah. Oh. No. It's actually a fake me. And he's like, what?

Yeah. You had to explain. Trying to explain that people... I'm worthy of imitation. On LinkedIn as well. Oh, you're the connect. I'm worthy of imitation. On LinkedIn as well. Oh, you're the connection. A fake me tried to connect with me the other day and I went,

that photo's too young. Hang on, Ryan Dunn has one connection and it's Charles Patterson. You're the only one that got duped by... Oh, Charles. No, this is good because is fake FakeMe gonna try and sell you something? Like what's the long game? What are they playing at? I don't know, or are they just trying to get like a big account and then they offer everybody pyramid scheme. Yeah, that's what I want to know the scheme and I want to cut.

Can we message them? Okay. Okay. We could do the podcast and then you could deal with your LinkedIn admin. It's time for Normal or Nah. Thanks for sending through your Normal or nahs either via the Tony and Ryan Facebook group or Tonyandryan.com.au. This is from Tapa Madison Emily. Hi Madison Emily.

Actually, first of all, where do we stand on voice memos, like to friends? It's not my favorite. I'm like would rather text. Because then when people send you one, you have to listen to the whole thing. Whereas with the text, I can just like- Skim. Well, I can read it quickly

and like see if there's anything urgent. Whereas the voice, I'm like- Oh, I just gotta stand here like a fucking asshole listening to you? And I'll be honest, like, not all my friends are like, great storytellers. So like you're listening to this fucking voice now. You send them an air check, some notes.

Yeah, I think I might have to. They're champion. Whereas the texts I can just kind of like skim through and then like reply what I need to. Like you know when sometimes they just drag on and you go fucking hell. Imagine people that have five podcasts come out a week accusing other people of banging on a bit.

But like- You know? You know? You know? You know? It's not the same though, is it? Because they're not you. No, no, no, no. Because if you want a podcast, start a podcast. But I don't need to receive that to figure out whether we're hanging out on the weekend or not. Maybe those people need to start a podcast to get it out. To get it out. And then they can text me. No, I just think I would rather receive a text.

I think it's better. Madison Emily, does anyone else re-listen to their voice memos they've sent their friends because it's like listening to your own little podcast. Madden says, I don't listen to check or change anything. It's already been sent, but it's like when Carrie Bradshaw does those voiceovers of a column, uh, I get to listen back like it's my own little internal monologue. Is this normal for anyone else or not? Tony need not answer.

I think I, I don't, because you've got your own podcast, but also like if I send a voice note, I don't listen because yet I've already done it. And Tony is the Carrie Bradshaw of Preston. Yes. Yeah. I couldn't help but wonder. But you know what I do do though? I'll always watch back an Instagram story. Yeah. Like, like after I've posted an Instagram story, I'll like watch it back to make sure it's like. And like it.

And like enjoy it. Oh, like it. Can you like an Instagram story, I'll like watch it back to make sure it's like... And like it? And... like enjoy it? Oh, like it? Can you like an Instagram story? I think I can thumb up or heart it or whatever. Can you like your own? I didn't know that you could even like an Instagram story. Oh. No wonder everyone thinks you're a rude bitch.

You've never given a little heart to a... No, I actually didn't even know that that was a thing. No. Okay, the first Instagram story. Like you can heart it or something. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Yeah, like you can heart. There's a little heart there. No, your own one. Oh yeah. You can heart. No, your own one.

I can't check that because I don't have an active Instagram story right now. Does any of us? I've just liked a bunch of Instagram stories. So how does that come through to them then? What do they get? I know what Ryan's doing. He's posting his own story. He's logging in as Tony and then he's liking his story as Tony so that he can. But what do you get as a message or something? No, but you can like you can like scroll up and like you can see.

And see who's hearted it. Oh, oh, Charles is just posting his story. Great. All right. I've liked it, Charles. What what happens? Then I can then see that Tony's liked it, Charles. What happens? Oh my God. Then I can then see that Tony's liked it. Oh, beautiful. So then you like appear. So when everyone watches it, then you appear at the top.

Oh, I did not know that that was a thing. Also, Charles, only two people like that. Come on, mate. Lift your game. It's not going great, Charles. Go back to LinkedIn. 27 seconds ago. I delete it. Go back to LinkedIn. Tapa Steph is in Melbourne. She has a normal or not. Whenever my dog is sleeping on his side, I make him spoon me by lying in front of him and then kind of like backing it up,

you know, like shuffling back into him. Yep. Uh, then sooner or later, and I don't know if Pippa does this, but she does do the thing where she's asleep, but she dreams that she's like chasing rabbits. Yeah. She does that. She's like little twitches. Yeah. Sooner or later he does the running movements and he's asleep and it's like I get a little back rub. Oh. He's got her earnings keep somehow and I'm sick of him being the only one who gets touched. There's two of us in this relationship and I need pats too. Yeah. I can't be the only person that does this. Is it normal or am I a fuckhead? Definitely like getting into the position to snuggle your dog when they're already asleep because you're like, oh.

Don't wanna wake him. But I'll be the big spoon for Pippa because she's so tiny. But yesterday actually, she was asleep. I was working on the couch. I just had my laptop on my laptop. And- A computer on top of your lap. What do they call that?

And she like grabbed my hand and like wrapped her little legs around my hand. And I was like, I've got like 18 photos on the big guitar. I thought it was so cute. Oh no, that's not it. That's someone getting made redundant. How cute is that? Yeah. Oh, and you, oh, sorry, for those playing along at home, Tony is clearly mid photo shoot of the hand hole with people swapped hands so her ring can be in the photo. No, I'm right handed. Look at that last picture.

They're all the same. Oh. Because she grabbed my, I didn't put my hand in there. Okay. She like snuggled underneath and then put her paw. Is she after the ring? Over, maybe. But yeah, I'm right handed. Oh. She like snuggled underneath and then put her paw Is she after the ring? over maybe.

But yeah, I'm right handed. Oh. So how would I? Yeah. That is so weird. I've never picked up my phone with the other hand, I don't think. Ever. I don't think so. That's really fucking strange.

It's making me uncomfortable. Yeah, no, that's so weird. Do you pick up your phone with any hand? Normal or not, using your other hand to use your phone. I honestly don't think I ever have. That was the weirdest feeling. You know what you call people who can text with their other hand? Ambitextrous.

That's very good. Oh, come on, that was good. That deserved better. Nah, that's very, very good. Like, That's very good. Oh come on that was good. That deserved better. No that's very very good. Like yeah very good. So I've just opened my phone and just got all these notifications from LinkedIn from us trolling each other. Anyway yeah no I would never I don't think I've ever done that. The way you said that was as if you didn't have a left hand. Like how could I possibly do that? No, but like I've just never ever...

I would never think to even pick it up with this hand. What if there's something in your right hand? Then I would just not pick my phone up. And be disconnected from the world? Are you mad? I don't even think I would pick it up. Okay, Toni with ease lifted up her drink bottle with her right. But it just doesn't feel right. And they can barely hold the weight in the left.

Yeah, I just can't, just does not feel right to me. Have you ever jerked it with your left hand? No. Nah. Do you? I'm desperate enough. I just, nah. Change the angle. I'm just not ambitextrous, I guess.

What's wrong? Something to say, sir? You thinking about joking off with your left hand, Sophie? Is that what you're thinking about? Always. left hand, Sophie. Is that what you're thinking about? Always. You're thinking about me jerking off with my left hand. Oh, don't do that face. I'm not that bad.

That sexy face. Laura Stanaway has a normal on arm. Oh, clipped sister. Jerking off with your left hand. I know on the Tony and Ryan podcast, we don't yuck other people's yum. Sophie fully just yucked my yum, that's fine. But she didn't even yuck your yum, she yucked your like what might be yum. Yeah, my team's yum. No, but like she yucked your jerking with your yum. Yeah. I'm telling you it's yum.

No, but like she yucked your jerking with your left hand even though you don't do it, you still got to yuck. Yeah, that's even worse. Yeah. Hypothetical yum. You yucked my yuck. You don't need to yuck it, I already did it. Two yucks don't equal a yuck.

No, you've always said that. Should we get yum cha for lunch? Oh, that's like a wild thing to just drop on everyone. But Tony has swung a microphone around the desk. I am not even. Golden dragon in Templestowe. I'm actually not even joking. I was thinking about yum cha this morning and I was like,

how good's a shu mai? Like imagine if we went and did that. A sui mai? It's shu mai. Because I feel like, how good's a Shumai? Like, imagine if we went and did that. A Sui Mai? It's Shumai. Should we go? Because I feel like half the experience is actually like sitting at Yum Cha. Oh yeah, you can't overreach Yum Cha. Unless the person comes around with a cart to our office.

Imagine if you could do that though. How much is that? Yeah, that's so fun. Laura Stanaway. Does Stanaway have to say? I know on the Tony and Ryan podcast we don't yuck other people's yum, unless you're Sophie. That's what you said? Fuck, Sophie.

Raw mushroom in a salad can fuck right off. I work with a girl who does this and it's yuck. Raw mushroom in a salad. Laura asks, normal or nah? Normal. I think very normal. I like it especially if you're eating it with like

This sounds really specific But you know if you put like a Kiev or like a cordon bleu or something like in the oven like a pre-made black Chickeny thing. Sorry, you said cordon bleu and I just realized we don't live in the same world It's some with fucking ham and cheese in it. Someone is hell fancy and the other person is me It's chicken with fucking ham and cheese in it. Someone is hell fancy and the other person is me. Coeur de bleu. Co- chicken coeur de bleu. And did you have some chiboublis to drink with that? Chicken coeur de bleu is like-

I'm not actually being funny but that is like the- I thought you were going to pay me out for being pop and buying like the Woolworths pre-made breaded chicken. Is that what you do? Yeah, like if you get a kea for a coeur de bleu it's just like in the packet at Woolworths. So you're telling me you order a Cordon Bleu and someone else, another chef has prepared it for you.

Wow. Chef might be a bit strong. The butcher. Factory worker. But yeah, like, you know, when you get those like baked chicken kind of vibe that we'd like a salad with like capsicum and mushroom and stuff in it. And you can have like a little bit of chicky, a little bit like garlic butter and a little

bit of the mushroom and like the salad. Yeah. I feel like even in summer, like a cooked mushroom on a hot day is pretty fucking gross. I love a mushroom. Yeah. But raw mushroom in a salad in summer. I think the little crunch is young, but you Raw mushroom in a salad in summer. I think the little crunch is young.

Like, you know how it kind of like. Pops almost. Yes, it does pop. I, you know what else I reckon is. Pop off raw mushrooms. Yes, yes. I also think that like salad on the side of a pasta, fucks. Like, you know, if you're having like pasta for dinner

and then you do a little like, Cosletters, a little bit of Parmesan, a little bit of like,, fucks. Like, you know, if you're having like pasta for dinner and then you do a little like, Cosletters, a little bit of Parmesan, a little bit of like, Balsal, oh my God. Does anyone else order the side salad from Domino's or Crust just to like, so you don't hate yourself? Like obviously you're not gonna eat it. No.

Yeah. I just don't lie to myself. Yeah, I do. But like, what's the point? I'm gonna then feel worse that it's sitting there and looking at me. Like if I want it to eat it, of course I'll order it, but like, I don't want to waste it. And you're that guy that's like, I hate wasting food. I actually do hate wasting food. But then I like force myself to eat it and I hate myself for that. Why would you do any of the things you're saying? I don't know. What a waste of your

energy. No, I'm eating all the greens because I'm a waste of, what a waste of your energy. No, I'm eating all the greens because I'm a healthy boy. But then it's fine. I'm booing myself into it. But there's too much to take on. Yeah. Um, coming up next, we're going to change tune because you know how we did poor man's business class?

What was that noise? Did you just fart? Did you fart? What happened? So did you fart then? Okay, let's go to the break and we'll all go outside and shake ourselves and then we'll come back and start again. No, what? Like a weird like, like gurgle in my chest.

Is it cause we talked about the raw mushrooms? Yeah, might be. Or is that your visceral reaction to Tony jerking it with their left hand? Hey, it's Elise from Geelong and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over on our Patreon. Thank you Anna H, good on you Anna. The only Eden. You might be the only one.

I, I don't know. Like don't put that pressure on me. Yeah. Chelsea F. Good on you, Chelsea. Raymond Owens. Owens me what? Beth Coffey.

Oh, I love one. Uh, and Erin Hiney. Ooh, don't look at mine. Are we going to get greens at the yum chart? Sorry, I'm fading. I'm about to do a Sophie. What's just happened? Yeah, I had an internal gurgle.

I don't want to eat food with you guys. I don't know what's going to come back out. You can get your own table at the Golden Dragon. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Um... Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh! Move your chair! Sorry, I just had a sip of coffee.

It looked like it was the first time you'd ever attempted it. A new bird learns how to drink. New bird? Sorry, I just had a sip of coffee. It looked like it was the first time you'd ever attempted it. A new bird learns how to drink. New bird? What does being a bird have to do with it? Baby. Yeah.

You know, little babies, they learn how to eat and drink for the first time. You know, you see a bird that eat for the first time and you go, no, no, I don't, I don't know what it's like to see a bird late for the first time and you go, no, no, I don't. I don't know what it's like to see a bird eat for the first time. I've never seen it. I don't think. Right. And I slept last night. It's been windy and both of our children are going fucking mental.

The wind decided she only wants to sleep on her dad's chest. And guess what? That's where I'm sleeping. She hasn't just decided that she has loved that. Yeah, but she's been sleeping. Okay. And now in the last week, she's like, actually, you know what the best time to fucking party is about 3am.

You used to agree. She's I did used to agree. But she is not in a bad mood. She is in the best mood. She's like, dad. Yeah. Bless. And she wants to tell you a story. She's like, Dad! Yeah. Bless. And she wants to tell you a story.

And, spoiler, Mum doesn't want to hear it at that hour. So Dad listened to the stories and slept on a floor cushion in Mabel's room last night. And everything's feeling good and everyone's not complaining and we're happy. Aren't we? You know that no one's asking you to do the like, it's all fine. It's all fine. You can not be fine. It's how cute in like any instant is cute.

It's just like the next day when you're like, why am I so fucking tired? Yeah. And you would be as well because then you do that. I had story time at 3am. And then you wake up and go to work. Yeah. Like that's crazy. Yeah.

So let me just give you everyone a quick little bit of advice and then we can carry on with our day. Okay. Now we've previously done a video about poor man's business class, which is when you're on a plane, Tony will book the window, I'll book the aisle and we just hope that no one books the seat in between us. Yes. Often if the plane's not full there's an empty seat and we just go oh put that arm rest up and you just get a taste of the good life because you're like, whoa we can stretch out, do you want to lean over, you want to put a foot up, if I can relax, all good. It is good, especially as someone with a big butt.

It is nice. Yeah just a little stretch out a little bit. Yeah. We um when we're on that was the Porter flight and we were like squashing together and our butts were touching the whole flight. Yeah. Didn't hate it, but you know. But you're aware of it. You're aware of it. You're aware of it. Now Charles, Tony and I experienced what I think is a similar taste of the luxury life

and I don't think we made a big deal of it. Do you know what I'm talking about Charles? I actually have no idea. I feel like I might know what you're talking about. So usually getting what I'll describe as a cavalcade is reserved for being a royal, like a king or a queen. It's a cavalcade. What is a cavalcade? I'm going to Google cavalcade.

I just said that. I don't think that's a word, is it? What's a cavalcade? A formal procession of people walking on horseback or riding in vehicles? Riding in vehicles, yeah. Oh, Charles, what do you think I'm going to say? Is it what happened in New York when we first got off the plane? No. Oh, what happened when we got off the plane in New York?

I thought you were going to talk about the taxi. Oh, no, no, no. We experienced true New York culture by getting hustled by a guy that wasn't a cab driver. Well, yeah, you're really weird to expand talked about it on the pod because of when Ryan... I'm like being sucked in the back of the car. Yeah. Oh, that was here.

No, no, no. But Charles Bartlett with that guy was really cool. If you're not a celebrity or a part of a royal family, but you want to feel like you are, get yourself in the transit lane. What's the transit lane? Do you remember in LA there was that lane where you can only people with more than one person in the car can go? Oh yes, yeah, yeah.

Is that Carpool Lane? Carpool Lane. It's called the transit line in Melbourne so taxis can go in it. Oh, I thought it was just if you have more than one person in the car. No, no, no. So in Melbourne, the transit line is for taxis and Ubers and stuff. I'm sure it's for more than... I've been driving... Coming from the airport, there's a certain time of the day, it's like three or more, or two or more people.

Yeah. Oh, I thought that it was... On the Eastern freeway, the inside line is like, if you got more than one person in the car... Oh, because it was called the... And it says like, or maybe it says taxi on there as well. And I just assumed it was for taxis. But it's like your own private lane. Do you remember how fucked that traffic was in LA? Yeah. And then Charles goes, oh, we could just cop this lane

because there's two of the carpool lane. Because it was three of us in the car. Oh. And didn't we just laugh at the peasants in the other lanes? Yeah. And I was like, this is what it feels like to be in the royal family. I think it's also quite a cute idea so that people do like

Drive to work together or the airport or whatever because obviously it's to be like, oh You get a bonus for like not taking your own car Did Lily and Charles travel together yesterday before you crashed your car Charles or is that after what happened with that was that together? Was that separate? Sorry Charles That means it now tax write-off because it's been mentioned on the podcast As discussed last Friday, that doesn't always count personal nature

But do you think it would actually work? Like if you would say you like, I've got to drive to work every day and you see this lane, would you go, oh, maybe I'll call Ryan and we'll go together just so we can use that lane. I mean, if it was going to, like, if you lived near each other or whatever, I think it would make a lot of, especially in LA where the traffic is crazy. But that line, there was no one in it. And I was just like, oh, this feels like luxury. Yeah, it was good. It's like, you know, like the fancy line at the airport.

Yeah. Like there's like the separate security line. Remember Charles went in that fancy line in Toronto and fucked us royally? He did, yeah. Yeah, I mean, Charles got an up and we didn't know what the app was about. Yes. So we stood in the TSA for an hour and he was like, walk through.

Yeah. That was very clever. Actually, you know what Charles calls fancy people's lanes? The way. He calls them my dad's lines. Charles' lanes. Royal. Just because I use technology to its full advantage. No, and you do it. And you do.

And you guys laughed at me beforehand because you guys went in a different security lane. We thought we'd pick... You know when you look at the seven and you have to try and back a winner and you go, oh, that one's only got two people in it. That one's got five, but those five people are all traveling separately. That old lady's got a laptop. those five people are all traveling separately. So they might be quicker. That old lady's got a laptop.

That's gonna be an issue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or they're wearing really high shoes. Oh yeah. Like if you're wearing Converse. Coke shoes, Karen. No, no, no. If you're wearing like Converse or Doc Martens or something

and they take ages to unlace and yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's my recommendation for today. If you wanna feel like a fancy royal, go check out the Transit Lane. Traveling there. Yeah, I thought that the one here was just for the taxi. Actually, before I commit to like a fancy royal, go check out the transit lane. Traveling there. Yeah, I thought that the one here was just for the taxi. Actually, before I commit to transit lane,

I will go and check the taxi thing. I thought it was. Because if I've been using that for years on end, maybe. But also, how often are you traveling with more than one person in your car? I find- Because I rarely have people in the car with me. The trick is, someone got caught a few years ago

with a sex doll in the passenger seat. Yeah. To try and make it look like it was more, yeah, but I rarely have. Your sex doll in the car. I normally leave it at home. Yeah. Um, I got a love to see it here and are we, are we ready for this? Like emotionally? Um, this, uh, old man has got, um, is it Alzheimer's? And when your memory sort of starts to wane and his wife is very supportive of him

and they're kind of like, it just comes on so slowly and you're kind of aware of it but you're not, anyway, so he's written this letter. Do you just want to read this out what he's written to his wife? I forget a lot of things but I never forget how wonderful you are. Love Joseph. Oh that is so sweet. Isn't that the sweetest thing you've ever seen?

I love to say it. I also love a love note. Like Torbz and I leave each other notes a lot. Really? Yeah. Yeah like we'll leave a note on the bench or whatever if like one of us is working up early and the other one's still at home or whatever. We do that a lot. Would you like to get some notes around the office? No, no, but like, um, whenever like I travel or if Torb's travels or whatever, um, we'll put like a note in the back of, um, the phone case and be like, Oh, I know that you'll see that

at the airport or like, you know what I mean? That is really cute. I love to see that. Yeah. That's my love seat as well. Oh, I know that you'll see that at the airport or like, you know what I mean? That is really cute. I love to see that. That's my love seat as well. I've got a love to see from Josie and this is maybe getting into love note territory. It's very sweet. Josie says, Hi Tony and Ryan. I love to see it for you. About a month ago, I went on a date and was really nervous, but we started kind of small talk and turns out she's a tarpa. Oh shit. We bonded over the podcast and got so excited that we both listened. And now she's my girlfriend.

Oh my God. Thanks podcast. You're fucking welcome. How cool is that? That is so cool. Yeah. So Josie and her girlfriend now, they're bloody dating up a storm. Isn't that so cool?

Isn't like, even if you take us out of it, sometimes all you need is just that one thing that you've both got in common, you both really love or both really hate. Both can be successful in like bringing two people together. And I think like, I can't imagine going on a date. Like that's crazy. And being brave enough to go out on a date with someone alone is a, you love to see it. And I just thought that was so cool.

Thanks for sharing. Well, having the Tony and Ryan podcast in common would be quite helpful. Let's you and I pretend that we're in a horrible world where Torbz and Bridget doesn't exist and the two of us are on a date. Uh-huh. Okay. We did this the other day though.

Did we? It didn't go that well. Didn't it? Maybe this will go better. The flirting. The flirting. Well, let's just see if we've got something in common. Okay. Hi.

Um. Oh, it's not going well. Hi. Um. Bah. What do you do for work? Where do you work? I work at a podcast. Me too. What? What do you work? I work at a podcast.

Me too. What? What do you do there? I work with this hilarious, awesome, sexy bitch. And I just, you know, take half of her success. Is that Sophie? And I also work with this other girl that just gargles audibly. Oh, Lily.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. What about you? Where do you work? I work for, yeah, at a podcast. I already said that. So you don't listen. What's the name of it? It's called...

Tony Nye. Isn't it weird we haven't bumped into each other? I know. And I was about to say coincidence chat, but you would know they do that on their show. Do they? And now we're doing it. Bye.

Um, should we carpool to work so we can go in the transit lane? Yeah. Yeah. I'll grab a taxi. So it will be fun. I was like, the podcast is going well. Yeah. Driving Uber on the side.

Hey, I've been a podcaster slightly Uber driver driver and it's a good way to get stories. Yeah, absolutely. Tomorrow on the show. It's a video show. It is a video show. It is on YouTube. And as you've heard, me and Mabel are in the zone at the moment. And if you're a parent, there is a key milestone that once you've hit it, I don't think it

gets the, this milestone in particular doesn't get the credit it deserves. Oh, okay. But I'm going to mention it and everyone's going to go, I remember the first time. Oh my God, love it. Yeah. Cause we have just experienced it and it's changed the whole family dynamic. Oh. Yep.

So that's tomorrow on the show. All right. Love you. Bye. Love you. Bye. Have you met Tony? No, but I have parked in a parking spot before. And she didn't like it. Oh, you were fucking heard about, right?