Toni and Ryan - Dying for a Dim Sim

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

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Oh my god! Whoa! That is so sick! And we can win a trip to Paris. Or an F! Prior! Hi, I'm Emily from Buffalo, New York. I'm Pat from the UK. My name is Dominique Mercer. I'm from Kitchener, Ontario, Canada.

And I approve this podcast. And I approve this podcast. Happy Hump Day. Happy Hump Day. Happy Hump Day. Tony Lodge has divided the internet. Tony Lodge has divided the internet. Now this is a few weeks ago now.

Now this is a few weeks ago now. I just want to play a video of Tony Lodge. I just want to play a video of Tony Lodge. I just want to play a video of Tony Lodge. I just want to play a video of Tony Lodge. I just want to play a video of Tony Lodge. I just want to play a video of Tony Lodge. I just want to play a video of Tony Lodge.

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If it doesn't all clean, pop her on again. So are you saying? Not the whole thing, but like, if a spoon's got a little bit of something on it, then you just pop it in for the net. Like it's, I just, of all the things I care about, and there are a lot, that is, I don't know I need to take that on.

Would you say you don't give a fuck about it? I don't give a fuck about it. I would like to introduce and pitch my new segment. I don't give a fuck. Of all the things to give a fuck about, that's the thing you gave a fuck about. Your brain could have gone a different route, but that's the thing you gave a fuck about

this absolutely beautiful this segment sounds different on that it sounds like tom wood yeah um do you want me to play the example i gave to tom for him to make yes absolutely i need to know all uh stages that this went through uh lily was with me when i did it you need to know all stages that this went through. Lily was with me when I did it. You need to know that context. Actually, you can say hi. Say hi, Tom. Hello. That was Lily. She says hi. She said hello. How did I sing it earlier?

Of all the things to give a fuck about, that's what you decided to give a fuck about that's what you decided to give a fuck about your brain could have gone a different round but that's the thing you gave a fuck about I think I was give a fuck about okay that's like a song from the 2000s where at the end they go like I don't think it's gonna be that take. You know how I like it. Yeah. So. I love the jingle. Sorry, can we have the jingle again? Should we just go a shorter version?

Because I've got one. That's the thing you gave a fuck about. So basically. A little sting. This is a segment about people giving too many fucks to things that don't need that many fucks. Oh my god. I love it.

Exhibit A. Dishwashers. Get over it. That's the thing need that many fucks. Oh my god, I love it. Exhibit A, dishwashers, get over it. That's the thing you gave a fuck about. So a bit like our forefather Mark Manson, subtle art of not giving a fuck is that you only have a certain amount of fucks. Don't waste them on shit like a dishwasher or... Or what Madison who's a tarpa and listens are sent in. Hey Madison, so ish... I'm going to tell you what she gives a fuck about. And then we can work out how I'm responding.

Or we can decide whether, if it's worth giving a fuck about. Is she telling us she does give a fuck about it? Okay. Yep. Yep. Okay. The end of a dim sim that has the rounded edge, that's the top of a dim sim. Completely agree. The end of... Oh shit, I'm already fucked again.

That's the thing you gave a fuck about. The end of the dim sim that has the folded edge, that's the bottom. I will die on this hill and regularly find myself in debates about this. Of all the things to give a fuck about, that's the thing you gave a fuck about. Your brain could have gone a different route, but that's the thing you gave a fuck about. I would like to say something. I think obviously getting in a debate about what's the top and the bottom. Regularly.

That is how often does it come up? Yeah. How often you eat dim sims, your life sounds awesome. That is true. Can you talk about that? But I think that like, yeah, getting into a debate about it or whatever is, is whatever. But also I think that people having a preference doesn't necessarily mean that they're like.

I will die on this hill and regularly find myself debating about this. Because like, I think that taking it on and having a preference aren't the same thing. No, I totally agree. If you, you can, if I said, which do you think's the top and the bottom? Yeah. Then you go, well,

if you're making me choose, I'd probably think that. I'd eat that way first. Cause I would too, I would pick it up and I would eat from the rounded end. But that's not the same as taking it on. As giving a fuck about it. Yeah, absolutely. But cause you can have a preference.

That's the thing you gave a fuck about. Because sometimes- That's the thing you gave a fuck about? Because sometimes if I share a preference, you go, don't take it on, who gives a fuck? I go, oh, it wasn't really me giving a fuck about. But that's the thing you gave a fuck about? Because sometimes if I share a preference, you go, don't take it on. Who gives a fuck? I go, oh, it wasn't really me giving a fuck about it, but just that that's how I would do it.

Yep. Because I feel a bit added by this because I care about so much stuff. That doesn't matter. You don't give a fuck about dishwashers, remember? I don't give a fuck about the dishwasher. And I think that that is a waste of a fuck. Now if you're new to our show, this is a safe space, a brain break. We've just fucking rinsed some slut about a dim sim.

Safe space. Oh, but you know how like there's a lot of bad shit, there's a lot of bad shit going on in the world and like, we like, this is your time for 30 minutes a day. You can think about something else. Now this is going to sound like politics chat, but it's not because that's not what we do. The president of America, fair bit going on. Lots.

There is for other shows, potentially a lot to give a fuck about, not our show. Yeah, sure. But of all the things to give a fuck about about what that guy's done, this is what Buzzfeed's gone with. Let me read the article. Donald Trump has not taken care

of the White House Rose Garden. Here are the before and after photos and they are unthinkable. That's the thing you gave a fuck about. Yeah, of all the things and He's completely destroyed the roses here is all look they've moved the things there oh Kennedy wife put him in in the 40s, but she liked the yellow roses But then don't you Hillary like the red so she planted some of them and don't you think though that um if the Rose Garden was blooming the headline

would then be oh can't control the country or the world but he's worried about like spending too much time in that Rose Garden like the Rose Garden being in question at all is... Of all the things to give a fuck about, that's the thing you gave a fuck about. Your brain could have gone a different route, but that's the thing you gave a fuck about. Bit of workshop. That's quite long. The long version's long. Okay.

We'll open with the... We'll open with the sting through the segment. Yeah. We'll open up with the opener and then use the short one. Yes. Love that. I know you're proud of it today, though, so I'll allow it. So are you saying you give a fuck about the placement of the audio bits? No, because then...

And that's the thing she... No, because she cares about this show. Yeah. And of all the things I'm allowed to take on, surely that's one of them. And that's the thing we gave a fuck about. Ooh. And we allowed it. Hi, I'm Emily from Buffalo, New York. I'm Pat from the UK. My name is Dawn Meek-Mercer.

I'm from Kitcher, Ontario, Canada. And you're listening to Tony Ryan. Some things just take too long. A meeting that could have been an email, someone explaining crypto, or switching mobile providers. Except with Fizz. Switching to Fizz is quick and easy. Mobile plans start at $17 a month. Certain conditions apply. Details at fizz.ca. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpas. Just a few of them. We love them all equally, but this is just a few. Sophie Jones.

Good on you, Soph. Good on you, Soph. Not you. Alex Thorne. Oh, Rose Thorne. Who cares about the garden? Don't care about the garden. Ditty Johnstrup.

Good on you, Ditty. Kayla Boyd, Amy, Bethany Kiggin, David Clulow and Suzy Jane Wright. cares about the garden, don't care about the garden. Ditty Johnstrop, good on you, Ditty. Kayla Boyd, Amy, Bethany Kegan, David Clulow, and Suzy Jane Williams. SJW, what a great fucking, I watched this video the other day. Sarah Jessica Parker. Yes, I watched this video the other day,

and because you know how Alex Cooper recently had Sarah Jessica Parker on Cooler Daddy? They did like a, they released the chat and stuff, but then they released some like off air footage of them kind of like meeting for the first time. And she walks over and she goes, hi, I'm Sarah Jessica. And Alex goes, oh, do you go by Sarah Jessica? And she goes, yeah. She goes, oh, does anyone call you Sarah? And she goes,

not really. And she goes, so should I call you Sarah Jessica? And all the comments are like, that's what she said. And she goes, yes, Sarah Jessica or SJ. She's like, people don't really call me Sarah. She's like, don't they? But it's like, and all the comments are like, Hey, so she told you her name. Yeah, so you asked the question, you got the answer. And why? And then you went, well, I won't do that. And it made me laugh so much. Then I was like, well, SJ, like-

So Jessica's not a middle name? I think that she, it's like a- Wow. Yeah, I- Never thought what to call her without the last name. I just call her Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah, well, every time I'm hanging out with S.J. But like all the comments are like,

so you asked her a name and then you said, well, no. I love Alex Cooper as Shameless would say she's absolutely my past basket. However, I read that and I watched that video and I went, that's a weird interaction. Yeah, that's weird. Imagine if I went, hi, I'm Tony and that went, well, no. I'd prefer Michelle.

I'm gonna call you Tony Louise. Yeah. Okay. Okay, sure. Interesting. Considering your prefer Michelle. I'm going to call you Tony Louise. Yeah. OK. OK, I'm sure. Interesting. Considering your middle name's Felicia, that's a weird choice. That is a weird choice.

So they really picked that out of nowhere. I don't know if anyone knows this, but 2025 is the year of winning. And we're doing a great job. We are doing a fucking great job. If there's a thing on Instagram of- I just want to win, win, win no matter what. Got money on my mind.

I ain't ever giving up. And every time I step up in the building, everybody's hands go up. I just had buttered the microphone. And they stay there and they stay there and they stay up down, up down, up down. Cause all I do is win, win, win. And they stay there. If there's a thing, there's a rule in my household and it annoyingly comes up a lot that if something silly happens and one of us goes, Oh, that's ludicrous. We have to say it in the voice. Ludicrous. Yeah. I think the first time I ever heard that was in the car with you both.

Yeah. And I go, sorry, what was that bridge? And she goes, yeah. If there's a thing on Instagram or Facebook that says tag two friends to win and you don't want to annoy your friends, tag Tony Lodge, tag me, Ryan John. We're happy for it. We love it. Instagram doesn't matter wherever it is you can tag us. We love it Now this year, we as a community of tarpers, whether it's a tag to win or just anything where you win something. A meat raffle, a running race. That's huge.

If someone ran a running race and won, that is eligible. Okay. Don't you reckon? That's effort. Yeah, but we're going for it. I'd be like, if it was me, I'd be like, if that. Effort, effort. That's clever. Like fuck it. Yeah, but we're going for it. I'd be like, if it was me, I'd be like, F that, effort, effort. That's clever.

Like, fuck it. Yeah, it needs a bit of work, but I think it's almost there. Sorry. Yeah? I don't know if that is eligible. A running race. Well, it feels like then you just be good at running.

I feel like most of these have an element of luck or like enter the draw. Oh. Cause you don't like enter the draw of a marathon and like hope you win. Oh, well then piss on my face and call me a Sunday. Fuck that off. Well, I do that most days anyway. Who is she?

Do you know what we had last night after dinner? A little scoop of like vanilla ice cream and ice magic and some Freckles. Can I tell you one of the greatest- Okay, well I'm talking about me at mine. No, no, no. This is a, this is, you'll love this. It's a yes and to what you just said. We went to Savers on the weekend, which is like a thrift store and up shop and we found

an old school metal ice cream scoop. Oh, that's what I used the one with the clicker? No, like old school, old school. You know the one with the clicker? No, like old school, old school. You know the one with the clicker that like scoops it out? That's what we've got. Cause I've been fucking up spoons for years. Like, cause the ice cream's so hard, you like rip it in and just bend.

And then I saw this thing and you like, cause it's so thick and it just cuts through like butter. You can really get some purchase on the thing. And then when you sit down with your sprinkles and your stuff, you feel like you've earned it because you've used this beautiful old tool. Yeah, I know. I agree. Yeah. I always feel good when I've used a beautiful tool.

Thank you. Um, yeah. You got me right. Had a little Sunday. Yum. Yeah. That is cute. Ice magic.

Yeah. Vintage. Thank you. That is a bit vintage. Can we get KFC today? Yeah. I'll get you some KFC, my little babe. Thank you. That is a bit vintage. Can we get KFC today? Yeah. I'll get you some KFC, my little babe. Thank you.

Yeah. Why do you need some KFC? Oh, I just, when you said that, it reminded me, remember they used to have the Krushy bar that had the ice creams and stuff? Krusher. The Krusher. And then because the Golden Gate time Krusher. With a card.

Was it a Kardashian related dessert? That's really funny. Thank you. Now, we're going to win as a community a thousand things this year. Sorry, back to the thing. Yeah. It's July. I'm actually not going to tell you the number, but we are getting close to ticking over a thousand already. No way! Really? But don't forget to submit your win, tonyandryan.com.au because we all need them to count. Yes. So we really like that. Now I've got a few to go through. Oh, remember last time we did a check in,

a lot of people had won boudoir shoots. Yeah, they had, that was a common theme. Yeah. And so this lady goes, and I don't want to put it, cause she goes, Oh, I just like wanted to be part of the winners. Um, and then I had to like take my kid off because she's like, I won this boot. Totally. She's like, I'm not sharing the photos because they're very revealing. No, it's so fair.

But she said, I went and did it and I was very nervous, but they made me really comfortable. And I looked at the photos and I was actually really proud of myself. And she said, thank you so much, because if it wasn't for the year of winning, I like I just it just would

have been an experience I would never have done. And even though I was nerve wracking, I feel like I've come out like a very, you know, more confident, more positive person. So thank you for giving me the push. That is so beautiful. I can't think of anything worse. I would write like, yeah. Now, uh, Miranda Barton, she Barton, she's from South Dakota,

and they went to a South Dakota State basketball game, Go the Jackrabbits. Oh, fucking the old J-Arts. Yeah, and they, her son... The old Jackie Raps. That's their family there. You know, at halftime, they might have like a shootout or a contest. Her son won a baby crawling contest. So at halftime they line up these babies and they're like,

all right, go first and crawl to the end. And so there was five little babies crawling. That is so cute. And my little son Holden, who we can see him there in the picture. Yeah, she's holding him. Yeah. I hope I haven't misread that.

And Cassie, who are you holding? No, I hope I haven't misread that. Maybe she's actually said that and I've assumed. I just called her Cassie. This is my son Holden. Who's what's her name? That could have gone either way. Miranda Barton. Miranda. Oh, I did the.

Who's Miranda Holden? Let me read this and let's decide whether the kid's name is Holden or if. Is it a capital H? I don't fuck with capitals bro. But didn't you just copy and paste the comment or whatever? What'd you call me? But didn't you just go or do you rewrite them? They got they get shortlisted because there's yeah a thousand. Five babies lined up across the basketball court and my Holden crawled the fastest. No that's his name. Yeah that's his name. This is my algorithm, baby racers.

Sofie's fucking got a legal casino in her house. Sofie's like, instead of like cock fights, she's doing baby racers in her house, out the back in that big shed. And she's like, she lets people in, she takes cash. I just got a little baby gate. And she lets people in, she takes cash. I just got a little baby gate. I tell you what I would like to gamble on. Is anyone else's algorithm getting like,

pick a color of the marble and see which gets to the end of the dominoes thing first? No. So basically there's all these different color marbles and someone set up a- Yeah, I get the hurt, God. So as soon as it starts, it goes pick one and you go bloop and then you're like following it down. No, I'm not getting that but I would find that very satisfying. I love the videos where they like

where the glass bottles roll down the thing and all the stuff pops out. We should do another one of those reaction videos where we just do that shit. I like satisfying shit. I'll get the foam thing from the kitchen. Fuck, cast my mind back four days. Oh, it's a big week for that. That was, that was my Monday. Yeah. Sorry about that. Chelsea's from Utah.

Hi, Chelsea. I want a year of pizza from the local slice house. I'm calling it a slice house approved. I think that's the name of the beers. Oh, fear of it. It's pretty sick. Oh, then down the slice house. He wants a slice house approved. I think that's the name of the beers. Oh, Oh, You're right. It's pretty sick. Oh, then down the slice house.

He wants a slice. Yeah. Oh, just pop into the slice house. Do you want us to wait for you to do your hair and makeup there, mate? I was talking to you and read. What the fuck was that? So I'm latching out because someone's got a year. What the fuck was that?

A year of pizza from the slice house and it wasn't me. Jasmine from Perth. Hi Jasmine. I was drunk and we were getting takeaway drinks from the bottle shop at the pub and there was this like scan the QR code to enter the contest. So she was like, yeah, I'm fucking whatever. Yeah. Won a trip to Melbourne, flights, accommodation, four star hotel for five nights, attraction

passes, car hire, meals and a thousand dollars spending money to spend at Melbourne restaurants. What? Fuck yeah. That's a crazy price. Now Emma, she won the top prize at a bingo loco at Derby in the UK and won a trip to Paris. What's bingo loco? Well, it's bingo.

That's loco. No, but like, was there a Derby in there? The town, she's from a town of derby. Okay. Sorry. I heard like a derby of bingo players, like horse racing or something. Cause like a horse derby is like, like derby, derby day or whatever. Isn't, isn't that what it is?

Derby day. Well, that's derby day though. Isn't it? The Kentucky Derby. Yes. That's what I'm thinking of. Anyway, who goes to bingo and went on a trip to Paris? That is Logo. Bingo Logo? I just Googled it. Yeah, what is it?

It says they flipped the traditional game of Bingo on its head and turned it into a three-hour long interactive stage show complete with dance-off rave rounds, lip sync battles, throwback anthems, confetti showers, and prize ranging from international holidays, cars, air fryers, lawn mowers, and so much more. What? What else is there? You can't say so much more after you've listed

every good thing that exists on this earth. Do they have pyro? Could we go? Is there a bingo loco near me? Melbourne shows is the first thing that popped up. Um, yeah, we can go. Should we go to bingo loco? What are you doing July 19th?

As a team, we could go to bingo loco. Oh, don't get me started on July 19th and you'll find out on the show tomorrow. Oh. Actually, maybe I am free. Why don't you take everybody to bingo loco? Well, explain tomorrow. It's coming tomorrow.

Tomorrow on the show, I had something planned for July 19. Might've fallen through. Maybe we're going to play Bingo Loco. That would be so cool. I was like, why does that date ring a bell? This looks sick. We're going to Bingo Loco. Oh my God.

That's what a hot take Tony should look like. Holy shit. That is so sick. And we can win a trip to Paris. Or an air fryer. The two things that I want. That's amazing. Hey, the win for us is that we've just discovered Bingo Loco. That is a win. That's probably the second biggest win today after Andrew Hayes who's a tarpa from Mississippi in the United States of America. Are you ready for this? Andrew went on Jeopardy and won 140,000 US dollars. $140,000 US dollars. He's a tarpa, you can watch him on Jeopardy. He's cleaning the fuck up. And he thought the first thing he did

when he left the Jeopardy studios, guess what he did? Tonyandryan.com.au went to the winners tab and said, guys, just contributing my part. $140,000. Yeah, that's him midway through his winnings there. I was gonna say, yeah, he's lied about how much he won. It's only 25 on the screen there Yeah, that's him midway through his winnings there. I was going to say, yeah, he's lied about how much he won. There's only 25 on the screen there, but that's him. $140,000 American dollars.

What's that in AUD, like $6 billion? Like, that's crazy. What, $220 Australian? $215. Fuck. That is so good. Andrew, amazing. That is so Andrew. Amazing.

Can we look up what's the average house price in Mississippi? Charles has Zillow open at all times. I did think you were going to say you went straight to the store to get a soda stream. I thought you were about to say. Long save. There's enough left over for a soda stream. Yeah, hopefully. Charles, average house price in Mississippi.

180. So he's almost got a house. Clean. Like you'd hope so. Not clean. I mean, straight up cash. Can I have a house? Yeah, what sort? Clean. It has to be clean. Sorry, I'll put that filter on dillo.com.

Yeah. Oh, no, sorry. That one hasn't been fucking cleaned yet. And thank you to everyone for submitting those through. And like I said, we want to get a thousand this year. We haven't got there yet, but we are actually really close. That's amazing. So tonyandryan.com.au. And if you want to tag us in anything, do it. We fucking love to see it. Yeah, we would love to see that.

What are you? What are you up there? I've got something else I'd love to see. Please. This is from Katherine Rowland, not Kelly Rowland. Rowland What are you, what are you on there? I've got something else I'd love to see. Please. This is from Katherine Rowland, not Kelly Rowland, my dear sister. Rowland, Rowland, Rowland, Rowland. Word. Katherine said, I've just listened to the episode where you talked about, cast your mind back everybody,

talked about rubbing the first wee of the morning into your wart as a kid. So I shared a couple of weeks ago that I had a wart and my friend, Melinda Bryson told me that the first wee of the morning, if you rubbed a bit of wee onto it, that that was like an old wives' tale and that would get rid of the wart.

Everybody made fun of me. Ryan said, stop pissing on yourself. I said, I wasn't. It was just a little bit that I rubbed in. Anyway. I still don't know if that's better or worse. Catherine said, you shared that and let me tell you, you were not crazy.

I'm a pharmacist and I work in a specialty compounding pharmacy where we compound medicine for warts. That sounds like a fake story, but genuinely. One of the most common ones we make has urea in it, which is the main by-product of urine. There's a couple of other ingredients in the compound. Sorry. So fine.

I've got my fucking receipts here so I can wait all day. What was that called? What was the- Urea. so I can wait all day. What was that called? What was it? The... Urea.

Urea. I've never had it before. I've had it before. I've had it before. I've had it before. Yeah, I mean, first of all, if you had to guess. Yeah. The chin comes in and pisses at the bottles.

No, I do. Compound this. So, the main, one of the most common ones we make is urea in it, which is the main byproduct of urine. We found a cure, urea. Oh, Sophie, urea. Did you want me to park you at the front? No, bring her out the rear.

What sort of pudding did you want? A chair. Oh no. Oh no. No? No, absolutely not. Oh, someone pisses on their own leg, but I'm the weird one. I did a piss on my legs.

I rubbed a bit of wee. Anyway. She's getting upset. I can see a small utere. Good night, good night. Good night, good night. Okay. What do you listen through?

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You're not crazy. Signed a doctor of pharmacy. So Catherine, thank you. You love to see that. Maybe it wasn't all a lie. Maybe. Well, I mean, if they're using Urea, I mean, it must be. I'm always close when I use Urea.

Thanks, Sophie. I might love to see it. Hang on. Let the... What Sophie's not husband's name. You read it? Oh sorry, you read it? I've got to love to see it.

And as much as Tony loved that story, she's going to love this story because it's got Tony written all over it. This story is based in Japan. Tony's been there. I have. It involves a monk. Tony's met their CEO. It involves... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I do know her! Tony's met the Dalai Lama. Can we put that snippet on screen as well? The Munchies! It involves a dog recommendation, and Tony might get a second dog. I have a dog. Yeah.

And it involves hanging out with adopted people, and she loves that shit. So this is Miro. This little dog here. What a beautiful little dog. In rural Japan, a Buddhist monk was ambushed by a bear whilst walking in the mountains. Out of nowhere, the little stray dog Miro, who'd been dumped earlier and adopted by the local township,

charged at the bear and chased it off and saved the monk's life. Now so Miro was discarded and then the locals like adopted him and kept feeding him and like taking care of him. So he's just like everyone's dog? Yeah the community dog. Yes the community dog um and and that's Miro and then he saved a monk's life by chasing off a bear. and that's Miro, and then he saved a monk's life by chasing off a bear. What? This is supposed to be a heartwarming story. Why has everyone got the Charles has lost it?

Sophie's fucking gone. I actually, I don't even really know. I just, I just hit a lot of physical pain. Locals have been feeding Miro for months and they now call him a local hero. They call him Miro the hero. Super Miro. That's so cute. That dog is fucking adorable.

OK, is there a, I don't, is this a cute little. No, it's a beautiful story. Yeah, I just, I'm. Oh, I said I've got a cute little tail and- No, it's a beautiful story. Yeah, I just happened to laugh. Oh, and then I said I've got a cute little tail. I wasn't referring to mirrors. No, I just- I just- All I could think about was Uriah in there. You really know a guy. And- You really know a guy. When you reverse your card, do you look back or do you look in the Yuri-efficient mirror?

I look in actually the Kammuria. The reverse in Camuria. Camuria. I've actually got, just to try and wrap this up, I've got a recommendation for a Netflix show for everyone. I know we've got a show tomorrow, but for the weekend you're going to watch this. It's a joke. It's actually both.

I love things that are both. What show have I started getting into recently? I told you the other night. It's very off brand for me, but it's a reality show and I love it. That you're into the Dallas Cowboys. The Urielitas? Yeah. No, I will not allow that.

The Urielitas, Dallas Cowboys, very good. Love those girls, 400% pay rise. Thanks for being here. Love you so much. Back tomorrow for a Tony and Ryan Friday. Love you so much. Bye. Are we gonna call it that?

I used to when we did four episodes a week, I used to say like, Happy Thursday or Tony and Ryan Friday, Tony and Ry Day, because it's like our last day of the week. I think that's quite cute. So, love you. Bye bye bye.

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