Toni and Ryan - Eating Like An Animal

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

Eating on the floor and a drama that could tear our family apart. Love you! Toni xoxoCheck out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author, Lord Saviour, Tony Lodge. Hello. And we are calling Amy, who's in God's country of Perth. Oh my God. It's a hot streak of Perth. It's a hot streak of Perth. This must mean something. Like, cosmically. Maybe I need to go home. Are you implying that Perth is home? No, it's not. Amy. Hi, guys.

How are you? Have we woken you up, Amy? Oh, no, I'm just getting ready for work. But it is early over there, what with the time difference and all. Yeah, about 7.30. Yeah, and it's a dry heat in Perth. That's the thing. It is a dry heat.

Tony's doing her Perth gear. Every time we've been to Perth, oh, it's a dry heat. It is a dry heat. It is a dry heat. Tony's doing her Perth gear. Every time we've been to Perth, oh, it's a dry heat. It is a dry heat. It is a dry heat. Amy, will you approve today's podcast if you can muster it through the dry heat? Yeah, I definitely will. Hey, it's Amy from Per the life of Tony and Ryan. Yes.

But I think... Our joint life. Not like Tony Lodge and Ryan John, like Tony and Ryan. Yeah. life not like tony lodge and ryan john like tony and ryan yeah so i think we we haven't discussed what we're going to discuss but i think we both realize i think that we need to just put a pin in it right now okay because i don't think that we'll get to do a whole episode if we talk about it now okay let me just say this we had some really great news and then i think we both went away and thought about it and went, hang on a second.

Yeah. There's a- Quite an obvious issue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we haven't discussed it, but I think we're both on the same page. Yeah.

Like not something unclear. Like not something that obviously was going to be an issue. Do you know what I mean? Woo. Yeah. You're not like, fuck, how did that come up? It's like, oh. It's pretty obvious's like oh well yeah that's coming up on the final episode of tony enjoy it um first of all normal or nah thanks for submitting these in the tony and ryan facebook group kate reed asks hey kate

kate reed rider on kate re. Talk to her on Instagram all the time. Kate asks, normal or nah? Never wanting to actually socialise with anyone, but wanting a friend to hang out at your house and sort of do their own thing. So, is that normal or nah? Asked Kate Reid. So, she's like, shut the fuck up. You do you.

I'll do me. Occasionally, we'll, like, talk about what to eat. But, like, I don't want to do anything with you. Completely normal. I love friends where you can do nothing together and just enjoy it. Yep. And because Torbs and I are kind of like that. Like, if he's playing a video game and I'm reading or working on the couch or whatever, I just really rate it.

And I think some of my favourite friendships that I've had in the past are ones where it's kind of like, hey, I actually, like, have to go to the bank and do my food shopping. Do you want to come? Like, and it's just, like, boring and shit, but it's, like, funner with a mate and you can run an errand and then, you know, you'll probably, like, stop for a cheeseburger at some point or whatever. So, yeah, I mean.

The promise of a cheeseburger. I'll go anywhere where are we going um yeah you want to come so one thing that i don't know if bridget appreciates and i don't think she has to right but if i'm like just doing some emails and stuff for work i'll go oh like i'll just get my laptop and sit on the couch where you and mabel are in the room because i just like being in the room with you totally yep Totally, yep. But the weird bit is we have this awkwardness where it's like, oh, you're in the room, cool, so you're not working. Yeah. And I'm like, no, I'm working, but I just want to be working near

people that I like. But she's like, oh, could you do this because I'm like, no, I'm still on the clock. I want the best of both worlds, I don't think you understand. So, what I say to Kate Reid is what you're describing is any relationship that's past the honeymoon phase. Yeah, just both on your phones. Yeah. Watching something on TV. Something's on the TV. You couldn't tell me what.

But we're both just playing Sudokus and Spider-Zoids and not having sex. It's pretty great, isn't it? Perfect relationship. Yeah. The Cricket World Cup is on at the moment. Yep. In India. And so every night, just because the time difference, the game started at 8pm.

Sure. And so I had that on just in the background whilst we were sitting on our phones talking shit. Yeah. And I said, oh, the cricket's on, but do you want to put something else on and also not watch that? Yeah. Every day.

Yeah. Relatable. Yeah. Absolutely relatable. also not watch that yeah every day yeah relatable yeah absolutely relatable um just i felt like i should offer since i'm not i don't want to waste a cricket night like an ass because it's like the game like next week i really want to watch that one oh so you're like oh and then she goes we've watched the cricket all week and you go fuck yeah we've been watching your shit this whole time and you go we haven't been watching it anyway yeah please tell me if Tony Lodge is a sane person. A sane person?

Yep. I texted you yesterday and said, oh, I'm at Channel 7 in the morning. Yep. Instead of meeting at 9.30, can we meet at 10? And you replied saying, SG. And immediately followed it up with sounds good in brackets. That's not a thing that we do. No, I just thought it would be funny.

I just thought it would be funny. Is that a thing? You want to try something, do you? I just thought it would be funny. Is that what the young kids are doing? SG? Is anyone SG? Normal or nah?

Do you SG? I just thought it was like, because it's not an acronym. SG. I'm like, what? But because it's not an acronym, I thought it'd be funny that it's like Because it's not an acronym SG I'm like what But because it's not an acronym I thought it'd be funny That it's like that's obviously not Like I clearly wouldn't expect you to understand Clearly

What I meant because it's not an acronym It was like a self burn Like oh SG like sick like oh yeah sounds good I have to tell you because like you're wasting more time I just thought it would be comedy This all happened in a text by the way Two texts. Two texts.

Cam was in the chat and we both went, ooh. And then yesterday, while we were all texting, producer Cam said SG like four times. Yeah, making fun of you. But still, it's catching on. Ironically. SG, sounds good. Everyone's going to be saying it.

No one put SG in the comments. SG, sounds good. in the comments. SG. Sounds good. Sick guys. SG. Anna Cleveland. Is that her name? Is that where she's from?

Oh, my God. That sounds like such a hot actor name. It does. Anna Cleveland in The Whisper Job. SG, that movie. Sounds good. Anna asked, normal or nah, not using a bowl for your dog's food, but instead just putting it directly on the floor.

Correct face. Correct face. I was dog sitting for a girl and she's like, yeah, just put it on the floor. That's just another bowl you don't have to clean. You look upset. What the fuck? Sorry, I actually like my dog. Yeah, I actually like my floor. Yeah, but what the fuck? Yeah, oh, so we don't have to pop a bowl in the dishwasher. We just mop every day. If I had a choice between, I mean, you're not really washing the bowl What the fuck? Yeah, oh, so we don't have to pop a bowl in the dishwasher. We just mop every day? Like-

If I had a choice between- I mean, you're not really washing the bowl every day as well, the dog bowl. No, but if there's two different- Let's be honest. Like, two choices. If I have to wash a dog bowl once every couple of days or clean the floor daily- Yeah. I think it depends on what food your dog eats and how dribbly they are.

But Pippa just has dry food now. So, is she dribbling? No, she doesn't. She just like- Oh, so she's off her salmon-only diet. Sorry, she's still on a salmon-only diet, but she does salmon kibble now. Oh. Welcome back to the real world, sweetheart.

Times are tough over in the hotel, so it must be rough. It must be rough. Shit. Mummy's dad's got a mortgage now. We can't spend all our money on fucking raw salmon. Sorry, I keep just picturing that AI picture of salmon in the river. Salmon in the river. Salmon in the river.

Is everything all right at home? Do you need help? Are you alone? Yeah. Are you good for cash? Borrow some money for Pippa's fresh salmon. Oh, fuck. What were we talking about?

I don't even fucking care. Oh, and a Cleveland dog eating off the floor. Oh, dog eating off the floor. That's just awful. Like, what do you do? Make a pasta and then just grab it with your hands? Like, what do you... Oh, Anna Cleveland, dog eating off the floor. Oh, dog eating off the floor. That's just awful. Like, what do you do? Make a pasta and then just grab it with your hands? Like, what are you- Like a fucking animal.

Like, what are you talking about? I'll tell you one of the most clever ads that I loved when it came out. Yeah. It was for, like, a dish- You know how every dishwashing tablet claims to be, like, the greatest- The best one, yeah. But it said, it leaves your dishes clean enough to eat off. Shouldn't they all?

Well, that's why it's. Oh. Should have gone to the ad break after that sound. Sorry. Hey, it's Amy from Perth and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion choppers. Fucking hell. You're okay, mate.

Tony's rattled by the thought of a dog eating kibble. She's fucking flat. I'm really worried about her. No, a massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. That's tapas Tony and Ryan podcast. Fuck. Lucy, good on you, Luce. Shane Williams, love to see it, Shane.

Thank you. Thanks, Shano you, Luce. Shane Williams, love to see it, Shane. Thank you. Thanks, Shano. Pink Cat, meow. Owen Gardner. Owen Plummer. And Steph Gibson, good on you, Steph. Fucking love to see it, babe. Thanks, Gibbo.

Thanks, Gibbo. All right. Gibbo. Gibbo. Gibbo. All right. Yeah, big Gibba. If you're on our Patreon, like the people we just mentioned,

or you might have heard her talk about it before, there's an artist named Libby Haynes, and you can't buy her work from a website. Every Monday at 12.30 Australian time, she just puts it online on Instagram, and the first person that comments sold gets it. Yeah. Now, I was trying for weeks and weeks, and I couldn't get it.

Yeah. Can I just say, she has like 75,000 it. Yeah. Now, I was trying for weeks and weeks and I couldn't get it. Yeah. Can I just say, she has like 75,000 followers. Yeah. So, it's not as if you're competing with six people. No, there's a few on there. You know, like almost 100,000 people trying to get it. We've commented three seconds after the post and not been in the top ten. And not one.

Yeah. So, after trying it myself, I enlisted the help of Tony and Cam. Would you, do you reckon like six months ago when you asked us to start trying? Then we all started trying. So, I'd text everyone and go, guys, guys, guys. It's 12.25. Yeah, log in, log in. And if Bridget's out on a Monday at 12.25, her phone alarm goes off and then she has

to awkwardly go, oh, sorry. I was with her the other day at 12.25 and her alarm went off and I was driving and I turned the music down because I thought it was a phone call. Yeah. And I turned the music down and she goes, oh, no, no, no, it's just my alarm. And I was like, oh, everything okay? She goes, yeah, it's just for Libby Haynes.

So, then in Patreon, we did a live stream and I said, hey, everyone jump online at once, we'll try and get this. And we did it a few times and we eventually got it. Yeah. So, that's been happening for a while. So, you got a Libby Haynes. Yeah. Like, we actually. It's in the office now. Yeah, like, eventually got it. Yeah. So, that's been happening for a while. So, you got a Libby Haynes. Yeah. Like, we actually-

It's in the office now. Yeah, like, we have it. And the person that got it was a tarpa that lives in Pennsylvania. Yeah. And it was really awkward when they're like, oh, you're in Pennsylvania, where do you want it delivered? And they're like, oh, just this podcast studio in Richmond. And the people are like, okay.

Well, also that the username was like Steph Smith. And then it was like, yep, Ryan John on PayPal or whatever it was. Oh, okay. Who's paying for this? Yeah, I don't know about them. So, let's just like though you have one. You have a painting. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

No, no, no. Just so that the people understand like where we're at. Like so you have actually already successfully gotten a Libby Haynes painting. So, okay, I thought this is where we might end up. So, on Monday, Bridget texted me and goes, I really love today's painting. Wouldn't it be great? Because I feel like they're not a massive painting.

So, they're not like fill out a wall, but the idea of having two to like complement each other, next to each other on the wall would be great. So, Bridget texted me and goes, today's one, I love it. Because it's like a fun little picture of like oysters and stuff and we really love oysters. Shout out to the Shaka brothers. And Bridget goes, I think that would complement the one we already have really well.

So, I text Cam and Tony and go, guys, we're back on the Libby Haynes trains. Can you guys message? We'll all comment together for me. So, you know, triple our chances. And you guys, because you all comment together for me so you know triple our chances and you guys because you're great teammates and caring and supporting of what bridget likes on her walls said no problems at all don't remember seeing a comment from bridget i will help you out don't remember seeing a comment from bridget on the post she was actually raising our child she actually was i was like you ready she's like i've got the baby i was like well put the baby down so priorities the three of us get texting cam might as well have fucking been in a different

time zone yeah you were fucking shit house cam um i was probably three or four seconds behind tony but when you posted trade away i was like fuck t lodge but both of you messaged me back and went nah some other guy got it. It looked like someone else. And I was like, oh, we've missed it again. Yeah. Because we've just, we have tried so many times. And honestly, the adrenaline of it, because all of us actually like the painting. So, you feel like you're really in it.

And the adrenaline that, I just get this lump in my throat and this rush of blood like through my body. And you're trying to comment sold as quick as you can. Like, it's such high stakes. So then what happens, Tony? Well, Cam fucked up again and he said, because he said, no, you didn't win. And I was like, okay. And then I check my Instagram DMs.

Lo and behold, Libby Haynes has messaged me on Instagram. Who? And she says, hi, Tony, you were the first person to comment sold. Congratulations. Do you want the painting? Yeah. Because I guess, like, she's probably used to people going, I actually got caught up in the thrill.

In the emotion. Can you give it to the next person? Like, it's not like you're not locked into a deal. It's not like an auction. She kind of goes, oh, I'll go to the next. all good you want it's still good to go yeah but i guess then you could kind of go i don't actually have the money or whatever and then offer it to the next person she said um do you want it and i literally messaged back and i was like i cannot believe that i won yeah she's like yes i asked you if you wanted it not whether you're excited that you want i didn't

want your fucking life story um and i was I was like, yeah, absolutely, absolutely. And you said, I'm stoked. Bridget's going to love it. And I said, yeah, I'm like really, really excited. Thank you so much. And she goes, well, you have to pay me now. Like, can you send me, do you want to do PayPal or like bank transfer? And like pop the money through now.

I'll send it off. And I was like, oh, yep. And so, like, I just paid straight away for the painting, of course. And look, I hadn't really- Did you want Maas to pay for it? I hadn't really looked at the painting, but I really like it. I really like it. And then so I was talking to Libby Haynes.

We have to use her full name, obviously. I was talking to Libby Haynes and she said, oh, it's so exciting how thrilled you are. And I said, honestly, like my boyfriend and I have actually just purchased our first home together. Like, this is going to be the first piece of art that we've purchased since buying a house. Not necessarily for our home. I didn't say that. What are you and Tobbs moving into my place? And she goes, you have to send me a picture of it on your walls.

And I said, oh, like, try and stop me. Like, of course I'm going to send you that. What? And then I kind of remembered that, like, the reason that we were all commenting was that you were like, oh, Bridget really likes it. But I kind of, I guess like I really like it and there was actually no conversation beforehand about like let's win it for Bridget. It was just like, oh, Libby Haynes is on, like let's do it, you know.

I'm looking through our text right now because I don't like any of this. Well, I mean, that's how I took it. I don't like any of this. Well, I mean, that's how I took it. And I mean, I... It wasn't in text. It was in that when we were chatting on Zoom. What? In the Google Meet.

I was like, oh, Bridget likes today's picture. Convenient. So, there's no receipts. What I'm seeing here is five minutes, me saying, let's get it. And then Tony said, oh, I totally forgot about this because I hate Libby Haynes, but I'll do it for Bridget. Oh, okay. Well, that's obviously a bit of editorial from mine. I will post a screenshot of the text.

I was like, what the hell is going on in five minutes? Oh, that's right. Yes, Libby. Yeah, Libby. So if you weren't reminded by us, you wouldn't have even thought about it. Mate, if you really wanted it and you wanted it for your wife, you would have won. You haven't won once.

I know. Like, if you really wanted it, you would do it for your wife. Where in your house do you think you would like to put it if you stole Bridget's artwork from her? A hardworking mother that just wants to look at something nice in her house. I'm also a hardworking mother. Thank you very much. I would also love to look at something beautiful in the one house I own.

Excuse me? Excuse me? Just because I own a terrible rental in regional Western Australia. Oh, sorry. I'd love to own multiple. It's negatively geared. I don't even know what that means. So, please don't answer that.

You know how in the house there's like that green splash back? Yep. The painting has the same green in it. And I thought that would look quite nice. And I feel like Libby Haynes because a lot of food-based imagery around near a kitchen or a dining. Near the kitchen or the dining table. Yeah. The dining table, actually, I've looked at a different piece of art that I would put there.

About there, yeah. Oh, so you don't want in the dining. I just, I want something really big. Yeah. Like to cover behind like where. Yeah, two Libby Haynes. Yeah, so do you want yours? I think that would complement each other really well. Well, I also think

that would complement each other very well. Look, if Bridget really wants it, then maybe she could buy the print. Shame. Shame. Maybe she could buy the print. Shame. Maybe she could have faster fingers. Look, look, you know what? If I win another one, Bridget can have that one.

Well, same. Should we call her? No. I don't want to talk to her about it because I don't want her to know that I'm a mean bitch. Well, she was so excited when she found out that we won it for her yesterday. I didn't win it for her. There was no conversation about me winning it for her. Then how come when you rocked up this morning to work, you went,

do we have a question about that? No, because I said, let's talk about this because I reckon we need to. Here's what I'll say. Okay. If you, Tony, Felicia, Louise Lodge, are comfortable stealing from a new mother. What? Then we can live with that. But I don't know if you, every time you walk out to your kitchen

and you see Bridget's artwork, you go, oh, I feel really bad. Bridget's artwork? Did Bridget pay for it? Did Bridget make it? Did Bridget win it? Did she put the work in? I was sitting at my phone refreshing, refreshing, refreshing. Because that's what great friends do.

And Bridget was like, I'm so, this is what Bridget said yesterday we're having dinner and she we're kind of like oh should we put it here should we put it there bridget goes i am really lucky to have a great friend like tony that did not fucking happen you are the biggest bullshit artist i've ever heard in my life such a caring thoughtful person in our life that you can during a work meeting go, go, by the way, guys, Bridget loves today's art. Can you help her get it? And you guys went, yep, and just got it done. I'm so thankful. And if I didn't have a friend.

Can I just say, I actually have spent a lot of time trying to win her one and somebody else did. She's got one. Surely there's like an honour system of how many you can get. They're complimentary. If Bridget really cared about the Libby Haynes, it wouldn't still be at work and it would be on your wall already. Yeah, but we're going to make a video about it.

So we just need it to film the intro. Oh, another excuse. Another excuse. How would Libby feel if she knew that her R was on the floor, in the box, being unappreciative? It's still in the box. It's not just laying on the floor face down. Yeah.

So, again, I'd just like to repeat, Appreciative It's still in the box It's not just laying on the floor Face down Yeah So Again I'd just like to repeat If you're comfortable With stealing the art From Bridge Then I can be fine with it I didn't steal anything

Except her heart and soul But I didn't steal anything And what she thought Was a friendship You're stealing that back as well You're just using her For her art curation skills You know what Bridget can enjoy that art Every time she comes to my house You're stealing that back as well. You're just using her for her art curation skills.

You know what? Bridget can enjoy that art every time she comes to my house, which I assume will be a lot. And she can come over and look at that whenever she pleases. I'll give her a key and she can come round whenever she wants and she can look at that art. Is it true in your rich house you can have keyless entry? I can only afford to put it in one of my houses. I've one of my houses i've only got one i've only got one yeah so hard did you know when we went to buy the house beyonce's airbnb yeah they said oh

you've got an investment property um let me look it up in the system because that money could be used as equity and they must be like was WA's in a bit of a downturn. And they looked it up and went, let's not tell the bank about this one. It was worthless than we owe on it. So, anyway. Yeah, the art would have really pumped that up.

I'll sell it back to you. How much? Two grand. Absolutely fucking not. Oh, you obviously don't like it that much. I might love to see it. I just can't afford it with my multiple mortgage. Oh, fucking here we go. So, you're keeping it? I paid for it.

I won it fair and square. I was expecting you to say, can you send the money through yesterday or send it over? No, because I sent the money through to her for the painting that I worked hard for and won. Okay. What do you love to see? You've got a lot of holes in your argument, and I know that you can tell because you're doing a face. You're doing a face.

Me doing it? This is just my face. It's attached to my head. Oh, is that it? That's the whole thing? Yeah. My love to see is from Keith Wade. He posted this.

Oh, fuck you. I got this as well. Oh, really? How good is it? He posted this. Oh, fuck you. I got this as well. Oh, really? How good is it? He posted this in our Facebook group and I laughed so hard. So inside Spotify, there's like an automatic generated like captions read along feature of our podcast. Have you looked at it? Yeah, I have.

How would you rate it? Like if you give a percentage of accuracy? Oh, six. Like if you give a percentage of accuracy. Or six. Like, because we talk quite fast and Keith actually makes this point that it's struggling with the Australian accents, he thinks. Because in this podcast, we've made a lot of jokes about the word fuckachia.

Some people pronounce it a focaccia. Which we've never heard. That doesn't sound right to me, a focaccia. But a couple of weeks ago, I used as my love to say it, that I made a fucker chair at home. And it went completely wrong. Like, it was terrible, but I really enjoyed doing it. But the AI heard me say and has written down,

I made a fucker chair. F-U-C-K-E-R space chair. It sounds very, like, fuck boy-esque. It's like, that's the chair I bring bitches home and fuck them. Yeah, I finally made a fucker chair. Yeah, a fucker chair. Yeah. The girls call it the getting fucked chair.

You know what I mean? Like, it's like this hell yuck thing. I think it's the fact that it's, like like in the Spotify font on a professional slick app. Yeah. T-Lodge, fuck a chair. I made a fuck a chair. It's very, very funny. So, Joel, my mate who you met.

Yes. At our house. The designer. Yeah. So, he was over at our house before we'd moved any furniture in. Like, the real estate agent came and, like, let us come in and measure some stuff. Yeah. And there was, like, this corner of the bedroom.

You know, a lot of bedrooms just have like a chair in the corner, which just ends up with shit all over it. Yeah. And I remember- Like clothes. Yeah. Well, if it's a fucking chair, then who knows? It's not a towel.

So, the real estate agent goes, oh, you know, you could put like a nice chair in the corner. And Joel, being an inner city fabulous boy, goes, yeah, that's for the cuckold chair. The cuckold chair. And the real estate agent, who was very young and was just like, oh, whatever you want to use it for. Yeah, that's private. It's fine. It sounds fine. But little did I know, and that's where the fucker chair goes. So I made one.

Yeah, thank you. Yeah, yeah. And I actually, now that the dust has settled. And the art ownership is clear. I look forward to coming to your house, seeing your beautiful kitchen with its beautiful artwork and sitting down and feeding myself with a fucker chair. In my fucker chair. That you've made. That I made.

Yeah. A homemade fucker chair. I'd love to fucking see that one. But thanks, Keithy, for sending that through. So funny. What do you love to see? What do I love to see? Because I was going to be Keith.

Oh, sorry, mate. Oh, here we go. Sorry, mate. No, this is great. An Australian man punched a great white shark to save his wife. Mick Fanning. That was in a surfing contest. Another guy has punched a shark.

So the shark bit his wife's leg, like in the shallows. A great white? Yeah. Holy cannoli. A great what? Yeah. Holy cannoli. Whereabouts? Australian dude. I think it must have been Western Australia. Or maybe it was like northern New South Wales.

It was probably WA. So the guy comes in and just like punches it. That's what you're actually supposed to do. Yeah, and then because it like got hit, it unclenched its jaw. Then the wife like scurried away and saved her. Did she lose her leg? No, just like bite marks. Like, you know, it wasn't fun.

Oh, it's not fun. Yeah, but... Yeah, no, she's all good. Holy shit. Top comment on the article. Oh, here we go. I would bring this up in every argument. Oh, 100%.

That is free for life. You could do anything. Did you not put the bins out? I punched a fucking shark for you. Yeah. Oh, sorry for shaving you, saving you from the shark. Sorry for life. You could do anything. Did you not put the bins out? I punched a fucking shark for you. Yeah. Oh, sorry for shaving you from the shark. Sorry for shaving your shark, mate. Sorry for shaving your shark.

I shaved you from a shark. Or, like, if you're out and, like, you're in the pub or something and there's someone that's, like, you know, oh, like, a bit argy-bargy or something, you go, well, I'm not punching this guy. I already punched a shark. A shark, yeah. You know, like, I've stood up for you enough.

I've done enough. I've proved myself to you. She goes, when are we getting married? And he goes, babe. I punched a fucking shark for you. What else do you fucking want? Is that not enough? That's amazing. Yeah, good. What else do you fucking want? Is that not enough? That's amazing.

Yeah, good work. That is so good. All right. Tomorrow on the show, it is a video show. Video show. It is a video show. And remember, was it earlier this week we were talking about, you said the universal gags?

Uh-huh. Tarpers have sent through their universal gags. And I don't know if they're hilarious or like just really frustrating because you can hear the fact they've been said 10,000 times. Yeah. And you just, you know, that like as a customer service worker, like when you worked in the hotel, when I worked at IGA and stuff like that, you just know that you have to go.

I think that's the thing that kills me inside. You're like, I've heard it a thousand times, but I have to be polite and laugh? Yeah. Yeah. Is the seven bucks an hour worth it? It actually is. It's not.

I have to do this. Yep, okay. Oh, sorry, mate. Two houses. I'm over here trying to pay for my artwork. All right, we'll chat to you tomorrow. Love you, bye.