Toni and Ryan - EXPOSING Scary Family Traditions

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

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Apply to Algoma University today. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author, bestselling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge. Hello. And we are calling Danny in Oshawa, Canada.

Sorry if I butchered the name of that town. Isn't it Oshawa? Or is Oshawa a different place? Uh, hilarious. Is it Joshua? It says Oshawa. Joshua. Oshawa.

Yeah, but- Do you know what I mean? Yeah, no, I do. Yeah, but- That's a place, eh? Ottawa is, but that says Oshawa and we're back in the middle. Oshawa. Hello?

Danny! Hello, Danny! It's Tony and Ryan. How you doing? Hello! I'm good. How are you? That was an amazing hello.

Can you confirm your town name, please? It's Oshawa. Oshawa. Okay, so it's not Oshawa. It's not Ottawa. That's two separate places. That's a different place. That is a different place.

Hey, Danny, I believe we've met before for about a seven hour stint, true or false? True. I was at the Toronto meet and greet. Oh, there's not a lot of boys I've spent seven hours with, but I'll take it. Ryan's one of them. Yeah. Yeah.

We watched a movie for six hours and for five minutes. Yeah. Danny, how have you been since the meet and greet in Toronto and now your feet still frozen like ours are? Oh no, we've had a very hot summer. So my feet are very warm right now. Oh, a hot summer. A hot summer.

I like that. A hot boy summer for Danny. A hot boy, yes. I just remember in Toronto, it felt like, cause we were standing on concrete and it was freezing cold. It felt like my feet were ice bricks. Do you know the feet were pretty crook,

but my knees were worse from like stomping around on concrete. That's enough of my feet chat though, I guess. Nothing more. Danny, do you think there should be more of Tony feet content or less on the show? Absolutely. Okay. Okay. Did that sound like neither? Actually, more or less? Yes. Danny, will you approve today's episode? I will happily approve this episode. Excellent. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Let's edit that. So it says he approves those fakes. I'm Danny from Oshawa, Canada, and I approve this podcast. Welcome. I just said to Tony, what are we talking about? What's on the show today? And Tony said, I am a guest. We don't do guests, but today Tony Lodge.

Oh, thank you for having me. Really appreciate it. Yesterday on the show. Also, it's a video show today. You can watch on YouTube. If you're watching on YouTube, hello. There's all these audio shows from every day this week. Yesterday I said, we're gonna hear about

some people's family traditions. And I was a bit- Well, you've already said about how fucked it was. All I'm saying is, wait till you've heard them before you make up your mind. Okay, hold judgment. Don't go, oh, I shouldn't jump to make up your mind. Okay. Hold judgment. Don't go, I shouldn't jump to other people's families. Or maybe some.

Because like a family tradition sounds all cute. Like, oh, before, like on Christmas Eve, we always open matching pajamas. You know, like very cute. So is that the kind of thing we're talking about? Mel, Kate. Hi Mel. Does your family do this? When a child in our family has a birthday, we sing happy birthday, the blow out the candles,

you know, all great. And then we ask the other children, does anyone else want to turn? And all the other kids have a crack at it. What? Mel said this really freaks people out. That's fucked. That's like a participation badge, which I'm also against. Yeah. Like that's life.

We don't all get candles all the time. I think you're breeding psychos there because a part of life is learning that you don't always get what you want all the time. It's not always your day. Unless you're me. In which case it is always my day. Would you like to blow out some candles today, sweetie? I'm wearing a fucking hat with my name on it.

Available at tonyandryan.com.au for those playing along at home. Mel said a lot of new boyfriends and new girlfriends never came back after that. Like, oh, it's just the thing our family does. And they go, oh, okay. I think that the sharing is sweet, but it's like when it's your birthday, that's like, especially as a kid, if you've got siblings, often you do have to share the spotlight a lot. Yeah. And so I think that if you get one day where it's, and I'm not a big birthday person, but love it for other people.

Yeah. I think that if you get to have that one thing, that one special thing, what do they all get presents every birthday? Yeah, it sounds culty. What is it? The f*****g mum and dad from f*****g home alone? They've got billions of dollars. I didn't realize how rich those motherf*****s must have been They go fucking first class to Paris on Christmas with 15 kids. That

would cost a hundred grand. At least. What's he do? Probably cocaine. Yeah. That's probably a buzz to think about it. Do we have to be that? Do you think? He's a fictional person. If he didn't want to, yeah, you're not going to defame the dad. You know what I mean? Yeah. The character. The character seems to. People versus the character from fucking Home Alone. One. Steph Wilson. Hi, Steph. Oh, no. As children.

At Christmas, as children, all of us in the street dress up like mummies, wearing pillowcases and blankets and tea towels. And the game is that we go to the neighbors in the street, we knock on the door and we sing songs and tell jokes. If they can figure out who it is, then they win. But if we've disguised and covered ourselves as mummies really good and they can't figure out who we are, then we win. That's the game they play at Christmas. There are no winners in this game, actually. Does it sound cute?

No. It also sounds like a month too late. Isn't that Halloween shit? Check your phone. I just sent you a photo of them. Oh, I'm going to have to leave the light on tonight when I'm asleep after seeing that. Once you've seen it. No, that is, oh, I'm closing that. Sorry. That's given me the spooks. Yeah.

What the heck? For me, it's the, um, the tools and the meat cleavers in the background. Yeah, it definitely looks like a scene from a scary film. So that's just their friends in a neighborhood playing a fun Christmas game. Why do they all have that lipstick on their face and stuff? They're playing a fun Christmas game. They've got lipstick on their mouth. It looks like a fucking mulated clown.

Would I write to judge other families? Oh, not that I'd be judging them because I hate for them to turn up my fucking doorstep. Steph Wilson. How much did your therapy cost, babe? That is unsettling. Steph said it was really normal as kids, but now looking back as an adult, it's fucked. I'm like, if you're on YouTube, you can check it out. It's not, it's in the episode. Should we even put in the episode thread?

I mean, we kind of have to, but flagged. All right, let's move on. Let's move on. Hey, that's like a fucking documentary. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like it's the first scene of like, yeah. And then between the lot of them, they ended up killing 87 people in that.

Yeah. In that neighborhood. That's like a, yeah. That's a documentary and you know, it has creepy music at the start. Oh, and like kids laughing in the back, like that part of the like creepy soundscape. And like kids laughing in the back, like that part of the like creepy soundscape. Do do do do do do. And that photo's on the screen. That was good though.

It looked so freaked out. I'm freaked out. They're just sleeping again. No, sleeps for the dead soon to be. Yeah,, included. And I've got that lawsuit coming up with the dad from Home Alone. So yeah, you got a lot on. Yeah. Alexandra Paul says their family ices each other.

We put Smirnoff ice in specific places to target specific people. If they find it, or if the Smirnoff ice finds them, they have been iced and they must drink it. I actually quite like that. Have we talked about that recently? Or maybe I saw that comment. Maybe it's that comment. That's amazing.

So one Christmas. I think that's really fun. My sister hit a Smirnoff ice in the hood of her toddler daughter. The niece walked over and asked me to pick her up. She felt a little heavier than usual, iced. Couldn't believe my sister used her own sweet daughter as ice bait. I love that. That's really funny. Did you used to drink Smirnoff ice as a kid?

As a kid? Not like a teenager. I say kid, when I say kid, just for future reference by the way, when I say kid, I mean like 17 to 20 year olds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Smyrnaf Ice. Yeah, I remember Smyrnaf Double Blacks, like the ones with the,

and they were fucking deadly as well. But they are good, aren't they? Cause they're quite sweet. I love her, a vodka cruiser as well. A Guava vodka cruiser, that was my favorite. The reason I ask if you liked it, when you, every time I've said the word Smy So the reason I ask if you liked it when you, every time I've said the word Smirnoff Ice,

your book that's behind you, the person on the front winks at me. I mean, she probably- Can you check it? She probably remembers throwing up in a boy's mouth after drinking a few. If there's a fucking Smirnoff Ice back here. Oh, God, please. Oh, what? I can't even open my fucking straight-on eyes back here.

Oh god, please. Oh, what? What? Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh no. You beat us motherfucker. Do I have to drink this? Is it screw?

No, I don't. Oh, it is. Is Tony allowed to scale a bottle for YouTube? Yeah. You've been iced. Oh my God. Taste that. Oh,

It's actually delicious. It tastes like a solo. Yeah. Sophie, would you like to try? Oh, I think that's the first time Sophie's ever said no to a drink. Yeah, that's rare from Sophie. Sophie, you okay? You're all right, man.

You're still freaked out by the clowns. The clowns? Yeah. I'm freaked out from being the first customer in Dan Murphy's This Morning. Buy that. Buy that this morning. Yeah. And they go, you sure you don't want a carton? So I was like, can I just buy one smirnoff eyes?

No, I think the issue for Sophie is when you're at the bottle shop at 8.57 and they go, you sure it's when you open? They go not till 9am and she goes, oh, I guess I'll wait then. I've actually been that person before. And like, because I think I was buying champagne for a video we were doing. And I'm at the bottle. Oh, 10 minutes before it opens. And I'm like, I just, I'm, I'm here doing my errands. It's the work.

Yeah. It's work. Like I'm, you know, sure it is, man. What kind of line are you working you in? You know what I'm saying? They go, I've got it. And I go, I've got a podcast. I go, Oh, I'm trying to ask this bitch from work.

Nothing's adding up. And did you say to the person at the bottle, I say, if you've been asked. No, I say, can I get a tax receipt? Hi, it's Danny from Oshawa, Canada, and you're listening to the Tony and Ryan podcast. At Algoma University, your future has no limit. Here, you can go further in the classroom, in the field and well beyond. At Algoma University, your future has no limits. Here, you can go further, in the classroom, in the field, and well beyond. We provide personalized education, cultural fluency, and training for in-demand careers.

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We'd love to see it. Actually, sorry for asking me to post in the group. Maybe on a thread for today's episode thread. Yeah, cause there's a lot of names. There's like 3000 posts pending at all times. Whatever. You can tell who's pending at all times. Whatever. You can tell who's in charge of that. Yeah.

You can tell who let it get to 3000. Megs B, good on you Megs. Cassie Wallen, Morgan Hull, Bollin Hagen. Sorry, did we just have a Wallen and a Morgan back to back? Yeah, not Morgan Wallen though, unfortunately. Well, no, not unfortunately, but like. Yeah, no shade to other Wallen Morgan. Cassie Wallen and Morgan Hull, Bollin Hagen.

Sorry, Bollin Hagen. Sorry. Bollin Hagen just sounds like Bollin. It's making me really want some Bollin. I had Bollin. Auntie Linda did Bollin with big, thick meatballs. And it seems like the most stock dish, but I just haven't had it with big meatballs in a while. Meatballs are dope.

Torb's makes amazing. Oh, they're actually Alison Roman's meatballs. She makes the greatest chef on the internet after. Except for Nagy. Yeah. Yeah. They're both tied first for me. Natalie Ed good on you now. Stu and Rebecca Kuchu, a double banger and Megan Albreis. Thank you very much for being part of Patreon. Absolutely love to see it. Can't do it without you. Very, very appreciative. Good stuff. Traditionally, we haven't been overly supportive of a couple joining Patreon together. I noticed you just glanced over

that. No, that's why I just said I didn't glance over. I said, Oh, double banger. Yeah. Um, I noticed you just glanced over that. No, I, that's why I just said I didn't glance over. I said, Oh, double banger. Yeah. Um, how do we, where are we at there? One piece, someone they messaged a few weeks ago and said, we're students. We're poor. Yeah. Chelsea and Zara.

All good. Question mark. And I, I, the fact they acknowledged it, I was like, yeah, fine. Well, I just, when these guys just sneak on in. Yeah. I mean, we're spending all of our money on Smirnoff Ices. Who do you think-

We need double, we can't be having two people paying for one. Our fucking, our costs are high. I'm trying not- How much did this cost? You're asking me the price of ice in our town. Sophie, how much did ice cost this morning when you purchased it?

So, bill logistics chat, 30 bucks, but if you're a deaf, this is not an ad. 30 dollars for one. No, no, for a four pack. Oh, she's already polished off the other three. That's why she said she didn't want to sit before. Interesting. She tipped her this into her Tarte Tumbler available at TonyandRan.com.au. I don't have one on me, unfortunately. I've got every other drink in front of me, but I don't have a Tumbler. Unfortunately. I've got every other drink in front of me, but I don't have a tumbler. No, Sophie, it's full of alcohol and we actually can't have that. If you finger me, I'm swear to God. Are you about to be nice?

Oh, shame. I can't. I had two shits of this one. Shame. You've been nice, right? I can't, I had two shits of this one and I'm fucking west. Shame, you've been asked right up. Okay. So I mean, all fun and games at work here, but it's actually not going well at home at the moment. Torx and I are on the rocks. Smirnoff on the rocks, nope.

Oh shit. I have a bit of a logistics question for you and a bit of, there's a bit of a prop comedy coming. So if you- Is it a bottle of Smirnoff? I it's not, it's not because I wish that was something I'd planned. I'm going to place three items in front of you. Are you ready?

I don't know what's about to happen, but I already love it. You don't already love it. Close your eyes just for one second. You fucking no, not we don't do pranks. All right. So your eyes are closed. So I'm going to quickly show them to my camera. These are the three things I'm going to place these in front of you, Ryan.

And you can open your eyes now. Oh. Okay. There's three things. Yep. Three lip balms. Are they all lip balms? They look very different to each other. If I were to ask you to pass me the little round white one. Are you asking me to get in between mum and dad? If I were to ask you to pass me the little round white one. Are you asking me to get in between mum and dad? In a non-sexual way. Which one would you hand me?

Say it again. If I said to you, oh, can you pass me the little round white lip balm? Which one would you pass me? Okay, so we've got one that I would describe as like a lipstick shape, but it is little and it is white and round because it's round like a lipstick. Um, we have this, uh, from the ordinary, which is, um, kind of looks like the

vape that we didn't use the other night. Um, I don't know. Yeah, I know you don't. And that, but if you did, it might look like that. I actually thought I might've been a vape joke, but that's, I don't know. I don't even know how to describe that, but it's little and white and round. And then this one is, I would say a traditional little lip balm bucket. Like, pot? Little, little pot. Yeah. Little pot. It has a lid. It is round. It is predominantly green, but there is a lot of white on top. Sure. So I can see where it could

be all three. Sure. But if you said to me, what's the line again? I said, can you pass me the little round white lip balm? I said, can you grab me a lip balm? It's a little round white one. Which one would you hand me? This one. Marry me. Yes.

Because last night I'm sitting on the couch, Todd's is up in the kitchen and I said, Oh, sweetie, while you're up, he goes, can I get you anything? And I said, while you're up, could you please grab me a lip balm? He goes over to our shit cupboard. You know how in every house is like a shit drawer,

shit cupboard, whatever. You know how I'm doing all right? I've got a shit room. Yeah, no, we don't have a room, but we do have a cupboard. And in this cupboard, right, it's like near the front door. And on the bottom of the cupboard, there's like all of Pippa's stuff, like her lead and her harness and all of that.

Yeah, maps for the best salmon in Victoria, fishing spots, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fishing line. Yeah. In the top of the cupboard is like, we've got hats and like rain jackets and like normal mud room things. Yeah. Then there's a middle shelf and there's two baskets.

Right. We have one shit basket each and at the end of every day, like Torbz will pop his keys and wallet in there. And I normally have like 18 pairs of fucking sunglasses, lip balm, whatever. All of those little things. I said, do you mind grabbing me a lip balm? He walks over to the basket. Yep. He grabs it out and I said, yep, the little round white one. He goes, this is the first one he pulls out. If you're scrounging around, it's the first thing you see.

It is little, it is white, it is round. This is not little and round. This is long. Is it? Fuck yeah. But like, this isn't, this is not round. This is round. This is white, it is round. This is not little and round. This is long. Is it? Fuck yeah. But like, this isn't, this is longer than it is round.

Yes, it's still, it's still little and round. No, but it's longer than it is round. I wouldn't call this round though. Is it a hard edge or round edge? It's actually not a lip balm, it's a lipstick. So I mean, ba-bow. Do you know what I mean? He doesn't love me at all.

He picks up this green lip balm. It is clearly green. And says, well, is it this one? And I go, well, that's green. That's like barely white at all. Yeah. Did he say, I don't see color? Then he goes, well, I know it's not this one.

And I go, no, that's the one that I want. He goes, yeah. And I was like, no, that's actually, he thought it was a vape. He goes, no, well, it's obviously not that one. Cause that one's not little or white or round. It's all three of those things. It's all three of those things. He goes that there's no way. Is he colourblind?

He goes, there's no way that you could consider that little and round. He goes, I'll give you white, but I won't give you little and round. It's tiny. And if not round, what is it? Where's the edge? Is it square? Is it rectangle? No, it's, it's fucking round. It's round. So are you on Bumble? Yeah. Thinking about what's the one where you get to do a voice note? I'll do that one. Can you do the thing that Maddie McCray is doing? The like I'm single and dating

and I'd like talk about it. I actually can because I'm obviously not in a relationship now. And then obviously comes into the enters the chat like well why is there three lip balms in one place? Valid question. Valid question. And I said, fuck you. No, valid question. I said, sorry, don't you like kissing my smoochy smooth, supple lips? And he said, you're not the one's on your face. And then obviously we started talking about something else. You know. Did you?

This. Is that how he gets you angry then he takes you into the bedroom? No, but I just, in what world is that not obviously the one that I was talking about? Well, I suppose the green one's clearly green. The other one can be construed as round. And I asked for a lip balm. This is lipstick. We don't actually have science degrees.

Actually Torb, Torb has a degree in chemistry. He should know. Right at the beginning of this conversation, you said that one looks like a lipstick. It's a lipstick shape. It is. It is. You said that. I did say that. You said that with your words. Okay. And it is beautiful. It's a Laura Mercier one. It's absolutely gorgeous. That is lipstick. So how can Torbs make this up to you, do you think? Going into the weekend. I just needed to know that me considering this one little round and white. Can people back Tony up on this?

Was accurate. Not only is Tony correct, but she actually needs to be told she's correct. I just. I also, she did that thing. So if it's kind of, yeah, but that's so the focus doesn't go on your face, but we have, we don't have those cameras. Oh, I was just doing as a joke. Yeah, but.

But have I fucked something up? No, but it just, it's pretty funny. Oh yeah, but I was doing it to be funny. Yeah. Like, you know how they go. Just comedian. Like that. Do you know how they do that?

Anyway, so. But you know why they do that, eh? No. I just thought it was like, So, do you give a fuck about why it happens? Yeah, tell me. So phones have autofocus. Yeah.

So if you can see, if the camera can see your face in the background, yeah, it'll focus on your face and the product will be blurred. Oh, so they do that so that it's like covering their face. But we've got manual focus. So yeah. Yeah. Do you want me to focus? No, I was doing as a gag anyway, so it's fine.

But do you want to complete the gag and get Sophie to vote? No, because the gag is that it didn't work and then I was just being like, ah! Anyway, I just needed to know. You can buy the makeup in Tony's Amazon storefront. I don't have an Amazon storefront. Use the code influencerhotbabe10 for a discount. That code probably would work. It probably would actually.

But yeah, I just needed to know. Yeah, now I'm with you. Because,, and then yeah, obviously then into the chat. Who keeps the house, who keeps Pippa? Oh, he could have the house of a man. I could have Pippa. Speaking of beauty chat. Oh, love it. Last week on the show. And I believe the video went out this week. Um, we talked about my medical condition. Your nippleitis. my nippleitis that I have protruding nips. Um, there's good news and bad news to this story.

Oh, um, the good news is that since I like brought awareness to this issue, lots of people have come forward and said, Hey bro, you're not alone. And it feels nice to not be alone. Oh, that's amazing. And, uh, Tapa Ryan Skinner, uh, actually said, he goes, I know this is creepy, but if you tell me your address, I'll send you some nipple covers because I'm a fellow intruding nip have a protruding.

Yeah. What's the word I'm protruding. Cause intruding is like when you like breaking into someone's house. Well, my nipples intruding to my lifestyle. Yeah. Sorry. Point taken. Yeah. Don't correct me about talking. And how am I to say, yeah, this is about your medical issue. So Ryan sends me the nipple covers because.

Are they just pasties with the tassel on them? Like burlesque chances help? Well, they actually don't have, disappointingly, no tassel. Because that would be pretty funny. That's some of the bad news. As a gag, someone just sent them the new pasties. Because he goes, as someone who, when I wear t-shirts, Cause that would be pretty funny. That's some of the bad news. If as a gag someone just set in the new pasties. Because it goes, as someone who, when I wear t-shirts, you can see my nips, I hate it. Try these, see how it goes.

Okay. So that's the good news. Yeah. That's the good news. The bad news is that I think I've put them on incorrectly. How can you put them on wrong? Well, I'm wearing them now and what do you think? Does it look right?

I like covering up my nips. Can anyone say my nipples? Am I wearing them correctly? You've really done lights on you've done yourself a service you pop them up a bit higher than they actually might be. Well, they're here and my nipples are about. Yeah, I have done myself. So you've made yourself look a bit better. They sent to me. I actually love it. For those listening, Tony, can you just bring us up to speed here? Ryan has put the nipple cover band-aids on his T-shirt instead of directly on the skin.

That is some fucking incredible physical comedy for me. That has made my year. I feel so, I did not see that coming. Yeah. That is so funny. Well, um, you know, I've had half a glass of shardy and I'm ready to go. Um, what's your answer? I'm just going to keep, have these out on display while you talk.

And I will remind you that my eyes are actually up here. It's pretty hard not to look at it. Um, along the same lines of, um, us going with the flow, pop off sis. Um, I've just sent you a photo that Leanne Fisher posted into our group. Leanne says pop pop off game sis. I was shopping with my daughter and came across this game and thought of Tony and it's this game called Pop Off the Game.

How good. And it's like you like pop stuff and you launch it into a bucket and just hilarious. So yeah, pop off game sis. That is good. But the nipples really have overshadowed everything else and I'm really proud of you. Thank you.

That is great. That's hilarious. Did you know that was coming, Sophie? That's very good. Where would you traditionally wear them? Directly on the skin so that there was a barrier between the nipple and the t-shirt. Would that rip the hair out? Well, let's find out because I believe I...

See, I'm actually wearing them now and you can't really tell the difference, to be honest. So there you go. Can you tell the difference? All right. There's two crying girls. Why do girls cry when I take my shirt off? Four nipple girls. Fuck, did the guy at the chemist go,

are you a fucking pussy cat or something? Are you a cow breeding? You've got all those nipples. Yeah. So how does it feel? To be fair, you know what's sort of fucked is when people like say like skin color and it's like there's people in different colors

and it's like, well, whose skin is it? Which is a fair fucked argument. Yeah. These are bang on for me. That's good. They could not be more of the same. You can't even tell I'm wearing them. Is it gonna rip the hair out?

Do you reckon? Should we find out live? Do it slowly so it doesn't do it. Oh, cause it will hurt your nipple as well. It's stuck. Okay. I wouldn't, I wouldn't. I'd soak in the bath for a while. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Is that, oh, sorry.

I just moved in a hair pool. Have you got a nipple cover somewhere else on your body? If you turn around and there's one on your asshole, I'm fucking done. Wow. There is actually one more. Oh, I stabbed her, I stabbed her, got her again. Got her again. All right, got her.

All right, have a good weekend. I know Tony will with these spurn-off eyes that she needs to catch up with. And on Monday, we are actually, because, and Tony, you know this- I'm sorry, I'm in shock. This is a lot going on. You know this more than me,

that when we mentioned Nipple Chat the other week, our DMs got fucking destroyed. Yeah, they did. On Monday, I'll let you know how I went removing these, but I also have some Nipple stories from Tarpas. Amazing. No. Oh, great. Well, I've read quite a few and I- Yeah, they're pretty funny. Did you forward one onto me maybe? I don't know, but I've read a lot. Cause one appeared in my inbox and I don't know where it's

from or who it's by. So I don't know if it was in Patreon. But anyway, I just- Maybe I just forwarded it on. Yeah, but I emailed it to myself and it just says, But anyway, I just wrote it on. Yeah. But I emailed it to myself and it just says, hi, Ryan. And I went, what? Where's this come from? Um, but anyway, let's just say that I have less nips than when they were born with. Well, you've got heaps.

You've got several nipples. I feel nipple-icious going into the afternoon, into the weekend. I just, it just kept happening. You know, like there's just more and more nipples that showed up. Do you want to see more nipples? Should it be a Friday thing? Love it. All right.

Love you. Thanks for watching. That's all I see. Love you, bye. Go on and ask someone this week. At Algoma University, your future has no limits. Here, you can go further in the classroom, in the field, and well beyond. We provide personalized education, cultural fluency, and training for in-demand careers.

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