Toni and Ryan - Exposing The Darkside Of The Muffin Industry

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

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When does a muffin become a cupcake? You're Josh and me. But muffins have... No. When? When? The banana and carrot... Muffin.

You're about to say cupcake! You're about to say cupcake! Can we call muffin break? Yep. Call them up. Scoop John needs to blow this right open. Call them right now. Call them right now.

Hello. Hello, is that muffin break? I'm Keith from College Station, Texas. Hi, I'm Chrissy from Emory. I'm Chrissy from Eminton, Alberta, Canada. Hi, I'm Abby from St. Augustine, Florida and the U.S. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.

Now, coming up today, normal or nah, and let me just... Oh, my God, right before we hear it record, right, goes, I got a great hook. Apparently not. We got normal nah. And listen to this line from a tarpa. Yeah, I always do. They've said, I want to start off by saying I love my husband, but fucking how. Oh.

I get it. There's also another normal or nah about someone who loves muffin tops. So that's coming up today. It's the best part of it. Yeah. But Tony's It's like the edge of a brownie It's the best bit

No Well I've got Tony's coming hot today Well I've got some Bibibib breaking news Which is actually just like Kind of old now But

Tony's coming hot today I saw it this morning And I was like Oh my God And then saw that it had been posted Like seven days ago You know when you do that And you go

Has anyone see this And I was like Oh probably everyone But Do you know Adam Bant Didn't get his seat? What? How's he going? Anyway, so yesterday, right, Charles came around to my place

because I was having a bit of trouble logging into something. I couldn't really figure it out. And he goes, hang on, I need you to do a couple of things for me. I'll come around and I'll give you a hand. Like, we'll figure it out. So Charles gets to my house. I had to, I signed a, I signed something. Yeah, he's like, you can't sign this again.

I was like, oh, I thought you could get me. Before I lay this down, I'm going to have to sign here. I thought he was going to get me like sign a book, but, you know, it was an idiot. Were you annoyed Charles when you walked in and she genuinely had computer problems? You're like, I need help with my computer. And then you turn up and she's like, yeah, that computer. And he's like, oh, I'm like, pulls his pants back up. He goes, oh, wrong cable.

Okay, no, all good. Oh, you needed the three meter. Not the two inch. Now, sorry, Charles. I don't know how big your penis is. I haven't seen it. Soft or hard. So I can't make it.

I can't make it. I think the more you talk, the better it gets. That's actually the Tony Lodge guarantee. I just keep barking going. Anyway, so we're like fucking chatting, we're doing a few things. I was like, you need to help me get into this thing. And he goes, why aren't you using your password manager?

And I was like, oh, yeah. He goes, can you log in to the password manager? And I go, yep, he goes, oh, do you actually know the password manager? that and I go, yeah, I open another thing. Yeah. It's just copied and pasted in there. And he goes, Tony Louise Lodge. The point of the password manager.

And I was like, oh, but like, if I can't get into it, I can't get any of my other password. He goes, yeah, so that's like what the bad guys do as well. Yeah. So if you can, if the bad guy gets that, then they can get all of them. Yeah. Anyway, so I, um, I end up like, copy, he goes, you really need to not do that. Yeah.

I think that. maybe I am one of the loosest pieces of shit with a password. I'm like pretty bad. All of my passwords are the same for everything. Oh, mine's, yeah, yeah. I read the news this morning, right? Charles knows. Oh, yeah.

You know how the Louvre got broken into? Yeah. There's this news story going around that the password to the surveillance system was Louvre. I am not even joking you. Capital L, capital L. Oh, well, they put a capital in, like what I was going to mean. Well, because they're a one, three, three, four on the end of it. Capital L-O-U-V-R-E, that was it.

Live-life Louvre. That is just insane. That is so, hey, they're just like us. Isn't that the craziest thing you've ever heard? And Charles is giving me shit for having the same password for everything. And he goes, Tony, why do you have eight different saves for this one login? They go, oh, because every time I, like, they make, you know, they're always making you update.

Oh, they're making you change it. He goes, just edit the same one. He goes, that's why it never logs you in because you're using an old one. I went, no, no, no, but it knows. He goes. Turns out it doesn't. We then deleted all the old ones. We deleted all the old ones.

We did a little bit of housekeeping, yeah. He deleted all my, it blew out the old cobwebs, you know what I'm saying? Wow. Can you believe that? The fucking Louvre, the password was Louve. I heard that the staff turnover was like a lot. That's why they made the password that apparently. Oh, so they just.

made it like something easy to remember yeah because imagine every time someone new starts you go oh it's a j f at sign percentage sign capital letter but like of you know what a place with like probably you know very invaluable goods not probably absolutely the mona lisa is literally in there yeah mona lisa hardly know elisa but do you know what i mean um what would you want the password to be. I think that you'd want it to be like a, you know, like a gobbledy gook password, but because I have a really big ego, if I worked there, I would make it like Tony Rules 55. Like, I would absolutely put my name into it.

So that when people like... Don't steal me 69. Yeah. High security, lull. So then on your LinkedIn, when you leave, you can be like, oh, well, actually the password was important, oh no, because then people would know what it was. See, this is why I'm not good with passwords. I don't think the definition of being good with passwords is not outing them on LinkedIn

once you leave a company. Maybe I'll just put my master password for the password thing onto LinkedIn, then I won't lose it. Yeah, great idea. If someone wants to log in to Kiss 101 and pull a shift, go into the studio. Do you reckon my login still valid because no one ever updates next gen? mine is still username Ryan J password Ryan J

okay and if that doesn't work try this Tony Lodge one word Tony L0 is it a zero or an O it's a zero that's where they get you yeah mine's a tricky one high security

so if you want and then try Charles Patterson with the password Louve with a if you want to pull a shift on Kiss 101 this weekend head on down to Richmond walk in log in, fucking try your best. Or maybe you could

remote in if you've got all the gear. Could you remone it? Oh, I couldn't anymore because I don't have the staples just a joke. Yeah, but could that? Could you? Oh, we could figure it out.

Because that's not the kind of place that updates passwords. We could figure that out. I probably, I actually, you know what, like just cleaned out my office. Yeah. And it's the talk of the town because all of this stuff I've found.

It's actually not. No, but it keeps coming up because I'm like... Because you keep talking about it. Yeah, but I keep kind of being like, oh, actually, I've got the perfect thing for that. I just found it when I cleaned out my office. So I've like read a... You know when you like... What's your best find?

Oh, so I found all these old hard drives, which leads me to our next point. I probably have all of the stuff to, like all of the stuff to get onto the thing. All the stuff to get into Kiss 101, probably saved on there somewhere. Because they give you, like, all of the download files to, you know. This weekend, listen now for Tony and Ryan. You might hear us to a talk break. Yeah. And, um, what if we love it and we never do a podcast?

I wouldn't even get through it. I couldn't even get through it. Tony filled in for me on an industry talk a few weeks ago. And on the talk. Actually, on that, though. And how does fucking. I've got a bit of a cough. And so Tony helped me out and goes, oh, I've got a speaking engagement.

Tony, can you do it for me? No, no, no, that's not what happened. Have you heard about this stuff? There was no mention of, there was no mention of can you do this for me or could you take over for me? That's literally exactly what I said. No, it says, do you want to get interviewed for this thing? Yeah. Not, not can you stand in for me?

Yeah, stand in for me being interviewed on a thing. No, that is not what you said. and then I start getting all these email chains with all these very important people. I text and I go, what the fuck have you done? Like, what am I doing here? You said yes, doll. Have a good day.

You need to give more information when you ask people to do stuff. You also said, do you want to do this? And I said, not really. And you said, great, thanks for the offering. No, you said not really, but I will help you out because you are a nice friend. And it appears in. I did not get enough information.

Maybe that's on me. Honesty chat. Honesty chat. did I give you heaps of info? No. But I... You actually couldn't have given me less without telling me. Yeah, but I...

Like the difference between not telling me and what you told me, they're next to each other. But because you know I'm aloof this detail sometimes, you know that I wasn't like deliberately stitching you up though, right? Like, I knew, you know that one like, well, I knew... You'd be fine. No, but as in like, because I knew all the info, I just, oh, you know that thing.

And because I've been thinking about it a lot. You kind of go, oh, well, If I know what it is, but of course you wouldn't because no one's told you. Yeah. But I'm like, I just want it to be clear that. Are you saying sorry?

I am saying sorry. And I just want to say I didn't deliberately stitch you up. Even though in hindsight, I was like, yeah, I really just fucking threw a, what is it? Grenade or something.

Throw her to the wolves. Oh yeah. Deep end. So anyway, Tony has to do this. I've got my bronze. So it wasn't really that scary for me. Tony's on this industry panel with the CEO of Commercial Radio Australia. And I've actually got some,

before we go on Kiss one, one this weekend. I've actually got some breaking industry news about radio. And I heard this straight from the horse's ass. She's got her name. Poor Lizzie. In 2025, wait for it, guys. Are you ready for this?

Lil, Tommy, Charles, gather around, folks. Oh, no. In 2025, radio has never been stronger. And I heard that fact direct. And Tony had to sit there and smile. and pretend it's true. She launched that. We'll be on this one and she's right.

So that's why we're making her grand return if my login still worked on Saturday. She launched that information grenade is what I'm going to call it. One minute after saying more than 52% of Australians over the age of 10 listen to podcasts.

So over half of the population over 10 years old, which is what like 80 billion people are listening to podcasts, this one. Right now, live. Live. Right, so everyone fucking write that down, take that home. So if you guys want to put your notice in

because you might not want to work in podcasting anymore, dying out. Radio is the new thing. Do you have that login? Yeah, you can have my login to get to so that you, on your first day you'll be sorted. My favorite quote was, yeah, well, the world's still not quite sure about podcasts. are they?

They're not. They're not. I'm pretty fucking sure. Ryan calls me after and he goes, yeah, sorry for throwing you to the wolves a bit though. Can you give me the goss? And I was like, oh, did that radio lobbyist say? Oh, she said that everyone, radio has never been stronger?

And I was like, has she read the newspaper? Or? Well, she would because she lives in that era. I'm Keith from College Station, Texas. Hi, I'm Chrissy from Emmington, Alberta, Canada. I'm Abby from St. Augustine, Florida. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A big champion

Tarp a shout out to a few people in our Patreon Jenny Jungbeck, thank you Jenny. Sorry, I just, sorry. It's Jenny with an IE, and that's slutty spelling A. I love that. Is she single? I love, not anymore. I've got my fingers anywhere.

Renee Lou Docks, thank you. Oh, it might be Renee Laudeau. Not Renee Laudon. Laura Branson. Richard Branson's daughter. Sarah Giles, good on you, Sarah. Son of dick.

So that I contribute a little bit. Thank you for being here. Thank you. Stephen Couch. A bit more familiar to us. Michael Levi. Nice jeans. Jessica Lefebvre.

Sam Fogotty. Jessica Lefefefefeb. What's her actual? Fucking radio chat to that. Lefev. Lefev. Jess La Fee Fee Fee Fembe Farrant Oh dude, that's about eight reincarnations ago

Yeah, I know, sorry The radio has actually never been stronger And that's why we're talking about it so much today On this podcast They'd actually prefer we referred to it as audio Because that encapsulates the radio The lady wouldn't let Tony say the word podcast Every time I said podcast

She's like, I'm going to have to start your other stuff It's just audio Because that encapsulates both And it's a fairer representation Of the current media landscape That reminds me. So I just said lambs go. Oh my God.

How good is a Rakoff lamb? Oh, we had a lamb ragu the other day. Lambra fucking goo in my knickers. That sounds delicious. Do you know what the best part about a ragu is? That same. I didn't even stop for a bread. I was so hot on goo on my niggas.

Do you know what? I think it is. I think it is what I will say. What I will say is. It's the dress. It's because I look like a tennis player today. Yeah, you are one sneeze away from a... Oh, I was just a cough.

You're going to see the lagoo in my knickers. Yeah, I've got a pretty good levyu. Of the regu coming my way. You continue on like that. I'm like, le mooh. Okay. No, that's okay. Sometimes I don't hit.

Lagoon my niggas should have quit while I was head. I think you missed the chance at saying, sit on the guy called couch what was his name oh that was like eight people yeah i know but i feel out of all the ones to go for that was oh god oh sorry man do you know the best thing about a ragu though did you have it with like a papadella like a real wide pasta i don't speak spanish it's italian so but like you know when you have it with like a real wide pasta a ragu normally like a fat like it's like flat but it's like white i think that's what we had it with yeah you've got it's so good Anyway, Sam Foggedy, good on you, Sam, Blaze, Blaise, Blaseut, Jazz Birch, good on you, Jazz,

and Jamie Cararacos. Calaracos. Calaracos. Random, you know how early in the week I invited you to a party. Yeah. So we could go and hang out and party this weekend. Do you want to hear something real fucking crazy? Always.

So Bridget's trying to confirm the booking. Oh, yeah. And we just can't get on to them. She's eating out. I thought you're about to be like, yeah, God, they've booked it, but we're too short. So, they've just got this no-tony policy. Yeah, you and Torbs, unfortunately. Anyone who lagoos in their own pants is not invited.

Anyone from above Bell Street is actually not invited. So Bridges, like, spoken with this one guy on email back and forth. Like, yeah, it looks all good, blah, blah, blah. So we're being calling. They never fucking answer their phone. They finally answer the phone. Bridge's like, oh, hey, I just wanted to confirm this booking because, like, big booking and, you know, a couple extras are coming out.

And so, no, just kidding. No, take that back. I take that back. Yeah. And did you know what Charles said? He goes, oh, I don't think I'll go because it's a. bit too much of an old crowd for me. He goes, oh, it's just, it's like, oh, it's just different.

I'm not even joke, and I'm a liar. But Charles, but I'm not fucking you. Charles goes, oh, it's just like the generation gap. I didn't say, you fucking did. I was here. You fucking did. Don't you lie to you little bitch. Charles.

I'm so, so I've really let myself get it out of. It's fine for you to say no, but I just. want everyone else to know that someone who's too young and cool to come party with me had an alarm go off on their phone the other night because they had to go to bed. And you know what? It wasn't just an alarm. Guess what happened? His screen went black and white and he went, yeah, because I don't like the colours after 9.30pm. Correct. Fuck you, Charles. You've really pissed me off just then. Don't make me look like a liar, which I had 99% of the time am. Give her that last 1% of dignity. Give me 1% of integrity.

Go fucking listen to Charles, you did say that I'm sorry for losing it Go listen to some radio Charles Young people love radio Yeah never been stronger Love you But you did say that

It's all good It would be on video I'll find it I reckon we already were recording actually when we were talking about it I reckon you do have it When he said it Yeah

He thought I've heard him say it But he said it there And I think we were already Like ready to go Because I'm coming sorting everything from Patreon vlogs comes back to bite you in the ass. Wow, well, well. So Bridget is trying to confirm this booking.

Yeah. She calls him up. Finally gets on to him. Yeah, finally gets on to him. She goes, yeah, I've been emailing with fucking someone. Yeah. Whatever his name is. And they went, oh, yeah, I don't have the booking.

Because that guy's, he's, he's off this week. Did you make it last week? And Bridge goes, yeah. And he goes, yeah, so he's off this week. That's not how that works at all. That couldn't be further from how booking works. I'm back on Charles because I'm off this person. Did you, well, it's not mutually exclusive.

You can be off both. Did she call and talk to Greg? Sounds like Greg might have a part-time job at the fucking place that you call and I don't even know where it is. He might need a new job after we fucking gassed him up last week. It's a few internal emails. Do you know what I wasn't expecting, I will say on Greg, just quickly on Greg? You don't expect him to see him in the video?

Didn't think he'd be in the video. Yeah. So then we're rinsing this anonymous. And then his face gets put on the internet. And how fine is rinsing an anonymous. So fine. You know, but then you put him on the web, on the World Wide Web. Yeah, and it's pretty, you can tell who it is.

You can really see him. Like, if you work for Qantas, you're like, oh, I know that guy. Oh, and you go, oh, that, Greg. The rest of them are fine, but not that one. Well, maybe it's good because it shows that it, who it wasn't. I see what he's saying. You know, because everyone else goes, well, it wasn't me because I don't look like that guy. So anyway, it turns out the guy who...

Do you know what video I also didn't realize would go on the world? The one about you, oh, hang on. Do you remember the time when Tony said she got a business card and it made her pussy wet and we put it on the internet? And then the guy who may or may not be a surgeon, watch the video, right? Watches the video and says, I've been inside that girl, her foot, obviously. Well, you guys, she didn't mind using the direct line.

Did he say, I wish I could do a direct line off your asshole? That was a good gag. That's a good gag. That's funny. I don't believe he just had a real one. Literally, Torbs sees it and goes, oh, at least she didn't say it was a doctor. Thanks for that, you fucking asshole.

can we like oh no the reaction was so good I don't think I don't like if I have to put my comedy first I have to appreciate that we can beep that bit I think we outed you a few days after we did we've already mentioned it yeah no but we didn't say that it was the doctor

yeah we did we yeah oh I don't listen to this I'm not a listener he already knows though I'm not a listener okay you're not a tarpa no I'm a tarpa I'm not listener casual tarpa actually full-time job this is my full-time job

so the guy who takes the bookings at the restaurant oh Greg yep restaurant Greg so bridge goes microwave Greg so it's cool that like he's having a week off good on him but like doesn't the guy who takes the bookings

like write it down or put it in the system isn't there a book and then you go great question great question even though you're on holiday it's not like he's got his own room that he manages Well, you'd be surprised. Like, do you know what I mean?

You would actually be surprised because they implied to Bridget that like, this is her problem. Because it was sort of like, oh, well, he's away this week. And Bridges like, yeah. And they go, yeah. Bolds from them. So. That's what they do in Fitzroy. It's loose over there.

One of the great scenes in Seinfeld is. I'll let anyone in. One of them. of the great scenes in Seinfeld is when he goes to a car rental place to pick up his car that he's booked and they don't have it. Yeah. And they go, oh, because someone rented out and didn't come back and she goes to him, oh, you don't really understand how it works. And he goes, I don't think you understand how reservations work because I reserve a car and you reserve it for me. And she goes, yeah. And there needs to be contingencies in place in the event someone is away. Someone doesn't

return the car, you know. I love the line. I know you can take a booking, but can you keep a booking? So is it off? We still, they go, oh, we'll call you back. And then they didn't. Hooking you through. So I don't know.

I honestly, two days out, do not know. I've got to say something here. This is a very elaborate way to uninvite me to your party. I'm just, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm just saying, very elaborate way to say, we've overbooked it. You can't come. Could you imagine? He goes, oh, the person came back from holidays, but only for 16 seats and 18. A friend of yours is coming.

A friend of mine, the doctor. I've got his number. I test him. Shut up. What am I doing? Isn't our landlord George? Strangely close. Who?

George. Yep. I'm back on. If we've got a bookie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If not, tell Georgia to just come to my place. We'll hang out.

We'll do. That was strangely close. Normal honor. Time for normal honor. Closer each day, normal or nay. I say he was great on home and away. I am on fire today. Selina, when she was on home and away.

Who the fuck is that? Selina Gomez? No, there was a girl called Selena on home and away when I was like six or seven. Oh, well, that was before Charles's time. I was before your time, sweetheart. But then there's this TikTok account that's like, retro home and away scenes and it pops up and I was like Selena I love that bitch your entire algorithm is just TV shows and movie it's like so funny now Charles logged into TikTok the other day

to the work one and then you go you need to make your own fucking TikTok account yeah the first thing that came up Charles it was a pimple popping video and I was like this is not my account I know this is not my account it's so good I also I'm not into that it's not for me I've found this new account that only does blackheads and it's like oh and like the actual in your own heads if I I wanted to see blackheads being popped. I'll just look in my own mirror. I don't need to look at that on TikTok. Do you know what I mean?

Well, not all of us are that lucky. Do you want to have a got mine? Can I? This nose is full of them. Can I? Yeah. Normal or nay. Charles, can we get a really high-deaf camera

that we can stick right in Tony's, not for that hole, that we can stick right in Tony's face-face. So when we do the blackhead extraction, we can like watch it back. Yeah. Because that'd be fucking awesome. That'll pop off, no pun intended, on YouTube.

Would be a good video me saying, though, if I wanted to see blackheads being popped to just look in my own mirror. That's funny, I reckon that'll go hard. I'll tell you what would go hard. Yeah. Doing that chat in the chat we do after the episode. Oh, I'd just like to keep it fresh. Logistics chat.

Normal or nah, I reckon. Naomi. Normal or Naomi. Normal or Naomi. Yeah, I already said it. I'm just trying to contribute. No, I love it. Thank you so much.

Then Tony says something greater, I repeat it because I like to like spread your joy with the world. You're such a fucking wind-up merchant. Keep going. Tell us about Naomi. My-up merchant. Tell us about Naomi. I've said that like twice on the bottom every time,

both times I've regretted it immediately. I've ran out of insult. So I went to the local. Arisselda ask fucking old mate Stu if he's got any spare and he goes, oh here, fucking try on a wind-up merch. Stu, I'm out of fucking

this guy's giving me shit and I don't know what to say. Have you tried wind-up merchant recently? Well, I've used it. Let's work. Thanks, Stu. He's a dollar 80 for another beer.

Have a good day. Dollar 80! Have you been to the Harderburg West Arrasne? No. And it shows. Oh, is it a good one? No, but the beers are priced well.

Oh. Naomi. Hi, Naomi. Normal or nah? And I know saving the best bite for last. Now, I know you often get stressed when you've got maybe five or six bites left because you've got to try and like, oh, well, what's the last bite going to be? You've got to figure it out.

Yeah. I will eat the bottoms of the muffin first and save the muffin top till the end. Is this normal muffin eating behavior? Normal, I think 100%. Yeah. That's what I do as well. So you get it and just like take the little paper off. Yeah.

Like this. Yeah. Then go. Yeah. That's exactly what I do. Or I peel the muffin top off and then kind of eat at the inside. But sometimes I like to do that because then you can see whether the bottom's even worth it. Sometimes the bottom isn't worth it.

So you just eat the top. And you just eat the top part. That's smart. Yeah. Do you know how Torbs eats a cupcake? so that you know you've missed it when does a muffin become a cupcake icing you're joshed me do you reckon that's true but muffins have i said that so confidently and i don't know but muffins have icing sometimes no when when give me three examples right now the uh banana and carrot

fucking muffin you're about to say cupcake you're about to say cupcake you're about to say Cupcats, I have it on video. I have it on video. All right, at the end of this episode, we are getting in your car, we are driving to Northland, we are going to muffin break. Oh, they do put icing on their muffins. Big fucking clue in the title. Oh, you're thinking of Cupcake break. No, muffin break.

Cupcake break. And in that front counter. What do they sell? In that brakes. For the car. The muffler man. You get a muffler. Oh, mine be muffler.

They do have ice goods in that front camera. They absolutely do. Oh, here we go. Oh, see on the butterscotch coconut, they've got a bit of stuff there. And on the Bendigo-Lansale Square Muffin down the below, which is possibly the name of one, not the type. They've got icing on the bottom as well.

Charles, open me up a muffin break menu. Because I think what's happened here, Is they've actually... Got cupcakes. They've misnamed their store. None of those independently are called a muffin though. I think they're all cupcakes. They're saying muffin.

Shiro muffin? Lemon meringue muffin. Oh, chiro iced coffee. What the heck and fuck? Yummo. Rathbury crumble muffin. That had a bit of cream on top. Oh.

What is it mean on Saturday night? Oh, sorry. Can you back up, Charles? Is that a Benofi milkshake? Fuck me. Right up. Should we go? What's that little soupy thing in that thing?

I think that's a potato and leeks soup. But we're all just scrolling through the menu on muffin break. This is not very good podcasting or good audio. Sorry, as I've been reminded. We don't use the word podcast because we have to incorporate radio, which has never been stronger. Muffin break.

They sell muffins and it's all iced. But if you made a muffin at home, you would never ice it, hey. But again, where does a muffin become a cupcake? Yeah, I'm so. Charles, can you Google? Yeah, so Reddit says a cupcake is just a muffin with frosting. So as soon as frosting goes on, it becomes a cupcake.

That's what I said. I'm hearing from the team as well. I'm getting some thumbs up from over there. Can we call muffin break? Yep. Scoop John needs to blow this right open. Call them right now, Charles. Or should I do an investigation?

Call the muffin break at Northland and I'll say, do you guys have any cupcakes? And we'll just see what they say. Oh, we don't have headphones. Let's do an off-air investigation. Oh, should I just call them right now on my phone? Do you want me to? I'll do it on that speaker. Yeah, I've got it.

But can you be trusted with the question? Dude. I'm from commercial radio. I know a prank source. No, this isn't a prank. It's never been stronger. We're just asking for information. In other news, muffin breaks number is a mobile.

Call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not available. At the time, please record your message. When you have finished recording. You may hang up. Hello, my name is Scoop John. I was just inquiring about getting cupcakes from your establishment. I'll give you a call back.

Thank you. They're going to be like, whoa, we sell muffins. Oh, that was going to answer. Hello. Hello, is that muffin break? Yes, muffin break. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, great.

I was just wondering, do you guys have any cupcakes for sale there today? Oh, sorry, we only have muffin. Oh, okay. What's the difference between a cupcake and a muffin? Similar, but, you know, we only have the like a muffin. If you have a look, maybe we have the little box for you. Oh, that sounds lovely. Thank you so much.

We'll come in and have a look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. Thank you. Yeah, okay. My name is Tony Lodge. Bye. A round of applause for her, because she was very good, very informative.

I can't believe the first one we rang answered. I don't know how this got answered, but the first seven is actually quite surprising. I can't believe the first one answered. Shout out to all the Eastlands, the Eastlands, sorry, the muffin brakes that didn't answer. Yeah, quite a few. Northland, get it together. Eastland, get it together. Cranburn, what's up?

Doncaster Shopping Town. Oh, well, they're probably not even there. They can't get a fucking parking spot. But if I... They love to open up today, but they can't get a parking parking spot. But if I want muffin break in this town, the only one I'll go to is high point. And I have always said that.

Yep, so true. She did say, though, the ancient texts have proved they are similar. That's what she said. That's what she said. Finally, a normal or nah here from... We only did. Kimberly. And you know how we got on to that?

Was that I said, you know how towards it's a cupcake and then we just called every muffin break in Melbourne? We'll be right along. No one will ever know. Normal or nah. Using something that's not a toothpick as a toothpick. Now there's been a lot.

This is the moment where Kimberly goes, I want to start off by saying I love my husband, but fuck me right up. we were in his car when he started searching for a toothpick flosser he usually has a bag of them in the console oh let's have a bag of him in the shower he couldn't find one so he had more information needed i was just trying to push on because i brushed my teeth in the shower charles the other day was like do you have any floss and i was like yeah you have to go into my shower anyway you know that room where you wash yourself off after

to that. Charles, I'm sorry. I hope your mum and dad aren't listening to this one. I know they listen sometimes. Well, as proud franchisees of a muffin break, I'm sure they will be.

They would open a muffin break. Wouldn't that? That's in their area. That's in their area. One thousand percent open a muffin break. If there's a muffin break in Dubbo that's not owned by the Paterson's. If there is a muffin break

owner listening to this in Bathurst and you're looking to sell, they're very interested. We're open to, and anyone, who wants to sell a car wash. Also open to that. I'm open to that.

They did, I look at buying a Brumby's bakery. They would have. I'm not surprised at all. I absolutely love that for them. I want, they love a franchise. I reckon everyone watching or listening.

If you think about your friendship group, I reckon you'll be able to pinpoint one that their family would be the one to own a franchise muffin break or a Brumbies, which is an inferior bakery franchise. at Baker's Delight. Also shout out to... Couldn't afford the Baker's Delight or... What's the good one?

Like, was that the... Like, they went, oh, we've... What's the good? We've done an AB test on the Baker's Delight. The Brumbies, they go, we can't swing the Baker's Delight. The song's too good. We'll have to go for the Brumbies.

If anyone wants to try out a good chain of bakery, banjos. What's the... Oh, that fucking rogue one that they have in Tasmania. There's a few of them in. Mildura and they fucking rule. I've never been, but we drove past one in Tasmania. Do you remember?

And you guys put on, yeah, I was like, fuck yeah. There's a banjos, yeah. The official bakery partner of Tart. You know, the only franchise I would buy is a dome. Open it back up in Victoria. When I was it, South. Do your mom and dad want to do that, Charles? They could bring, do you know how well a dome would do here?

Not that well. But do you? No, kill. Northlander would kill it would do well it's better that you know where I went the other day where maybe we should beat this but a Jamaica blue oh Jamaica fucking crook not my best work but I think that the message comes across I think it is your best word honestly they have good soy milk though what you dare consumers don't understand what do you mean they have good soy milk

milk. Like different places use different milks and sometimes you go, oh, I can, like that one's always a goer. What brand do they use? I don't know, but it's just good. You should ask them. I should. Stock up at own. The floss. This is silly. I like it. I met these girls at South by Southwest who are building a tech software podcasting hub thing. Amazing. And it's called In the Dome. That's good. And I said, have you checked your trademark rights. Have you spoken to Don't? Because they're not from W.A.

And they're like, what a great name for a business. I think it's going to be like Patreon because it's like you're in the dome. Oh. Like coming to our group, you're in the dome. But like, you know when they say like off the dome like off the top of my head? Oh, that makes more sense from the bald people podcast. That's in that song by Bomb Funk MC's Freestiler. Rock the microphone straight up the top of my dome.

I didn't know that was the lyrics. I love 90's hip hop. How good's that video clip? I've never seen it. Let's watch it after this Are you joking me? No, I haven't. The guy of the dreadlocks and the headphones?

I genuinely have never seen that. It's like the most iconic video clip ever. Have you seen OK goes video clips? Yeah, that is better. But it was just a moment of time and everyone's like, oh, that guy with the headphones. Oh, no, I don't think I've ever seen that. Dude, we've got some watching today.

So, anyway, those girls said we're starting a dome and I was like, fuck yeah. And they said it's a tech company and I went, oh. And you went, oh, so you're doing the espresso skis? Yeah, I literally did. all that gear of them and they... Didn't get it. Yeah, they didn't get it.

That's why we need to start traveling together again. So true. I've been off... Stop breaking your feet. Yeah, I know. Kimberly. Is this the husband with the flossing? Yep.

Yep. He couldn't find a toothpick flosser. So he grabs a random business card shrugs and goes, uh, good enough and uses the corner of the card to dig something out of his teeth. I was so offended. I considered calling the cops.

Normal or nah. Oh. nah in front of people so true i think if you're going to roll something like that you're you got to do it when you're alone yeah or do one of these ones yeah like in the car or something i would just go for it if i was alone um all with you guys actually i like you guys would judge me do you know what i mean that i wouldn't care um yeah i'm actually yeah i'm a normal i think it's fine great um and we have actually decided that we are going to get some business cards maids next year.

Oh, we did too. So we'll have floss on the goal at all times. Should we make a, like a specific corner of the card for flossing? Make one corner plastic. Yeah, or just have a little string. Yeah, like one corner is missing and it's like, that's good. I watch this space. I've got to love to see it because Lord knows we need to get the fuck out of.

How long have we been going for a job? Just under 50 minutes. Jesus Christ. I like it, though. It's silly. You're silly. Yeah, you're silly. You're a silly boy

You're a silly sausage You are your silly Yeah I am silly You know how we're talking about measuring Like units of measurement And how leaders doesn't mean anything in a fridge Yeah Oh by the way fridge update

Yeah The fridge is gone Oh shit Is that you love to see it? It is a bit of my love to say it You know how before the show You said we're canceling guessing yeah because the last few times you've had stuff you're like guess what and I've

accidentally guessed it and you go oh that was what it was yeah was that the well yeah oh good but because it's great news the fridge is gone and not without some trolling from lily and charles they message torbs on facebook I'm like oh fridge still available you know that's actually good gear from them yeah um and jobs like I got home and he goes oh they keep messaging me about three and he goes on every time because it comes up and it says like in bold it's like fridge inquiry or like Facebook marketplace message or whatever and he goes and he's like and every time it yeah he goes this beautiful couple right I'll just do my love sit here this beautiful couple from around the corner like just so happened that they're around the corner they came

and bought it was it Michael Jordan you knew neighbor I offered it to him and he goes no we've got six ridges already um thanks though And they go, oh, we don't have a trailer, so we're just going to push it home. And they came to our house with a trolley, like a remover's trolley, like the one that like tips back. Oh, you're going to wheel at home, do it properly. And they are on a skateboard. No, just push it. They're on wheels.

They're on wheels, aren't they? I don't know. Or maybe little ones on the back, but like tiny, like, heelies. Yep. Nah, they did it on a trolley, but they pushed it all the way home. I love that. I'm assuming they got back. They didn't message us again.

But yeah, so my love to see it is that this weekend, my living room is going to be empty of a fridge. Oh, so they're going to get it. No, no, no. But like, this weekend, I don't have to worry about it. Thank God. Because it's been like so long that every weekend I'm just like, if someone doesn't come and take this, I'm going to fucking kill them.

That's huge news. Yeah. Huge news. That's my love to say it. Thanks for everyone to come in. Tarpadizi has been loving the fridge chat. Oh, yeah. And he said,

I've gotten some trolley messages on Patreon as well. People have been like, oh, Fridge still available? I don't like that. Well, everyone stopped messaging her. It's not. Yeah, Fridge is gone. But he's like the unit of measurement in leaders. He also doesn't fuck with that.

He doesn't get it. Yeah. I don't understand. He said, he's like, when I was a bit younger, I just, he goes, I've seen my, how this could be a mistake now, but at the time I thought this is a problem.

Sure. I saw these freezers in the store and it said suits two people and another one said suitable for a family of four. I thought it was the number of bodies you could fit in it like how many bodies was like the unit of measure. Like how big is that fridge? Oh, like probably two bodies. What about that way? I don't even fit three kids in that one. That is so funny.

Also, I love the disclaimer. I can see how this might be wrong. Yeah, it definitely certainly is. And then the guy that still was like, yeah, so if you have a family of four, you could fit enough food in here. And he goes, oh, well, yeah. Obviously. Yeah, obviously. So thanks for sharing that with that, D.Z.

We actually got a message from somebody who said, I work in, like, fridge manufacturing or something. It is, it is genuinely the amount of loose water that will fit in the fridge. That is actually what the leaders means. So if you filled it with water, it's how much water. it would fill, like, take to fill the whole thing? Yeah. Oh. I thought it was, like, in bottles, something?

But it's like they fill it with, like, loose water, like, rogue water. Oh, I thought every, I didn't think everyone knew that. The reason it's confusing is because what do you know? What does that tell you? What's a difference between 40 and 50 to the naked eye? But we... Oh! Now I've taken my glasses off and I understand it's the naked eye.

No, well, you were putting them in bottles, but they're naked water. It's loose water, yeah. Yeah, that was... Sorry, I didn't know everyone knew that. I'm embarrassed. I never like, what did you think it was, though? I didn't know. Like, I did really...

You know the other day when we did the gear about, like, how many turkeys would fit in here? You know how we did that on the show? But how many? Yeah. 600 litres worth of blitzed shirmy. If you put a turkey in a nudgee... a bullet six hundred leaders of that anyway all good all right i need um coming up on monday time to calm down actually yeah coming up on monday i need to really go and reassess some shit i

feel uh we got a hot take on monday coming from tony i've done like nine today can we give it a fucking spell um and i've got it you love to see it on monday the person's name is gonna fucking send you okay before i even get to the craziest story of all time yeah because As soon as you hear this name, it's going to sound familiar and you're going to be like, fuck my life, that's not true. Okay. That's on Monday. Love you so much.

Have a great weekend. Have a good fridge-free weekend. Thank you. Maybe see you at a restaurant. Maybe not. Maybe not. Watch this place. And that's the fun of it.

Love you. Bye. Bye.