Toni and Ryan - Eye Popping Ya Pets

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

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If your parents didn't let you You didn't have good parents That is such a rogue opinion That I 1,000% agree with you People that you meet They're like, I was lying on I'm like, I can tell I was loud

I can tell I can tell, Charles I bet you he had like the encyclopedia Britannica on the computer That was such a read on someone Who's our age Yeah That was a high five to myself

Hi, I'm Phil from San Leandro, California Hi, I'm Rachel from Coors, Switzerland. My name is Jenna Buck from Athens, Ontario, Canada and I improve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author bestselling Dr.

author, Tony Lodge. And you wouldn't believe this, but at the tender age of 31, the eve of my 32nd birth. day. Yeah. Guess what I've just learned how to do. Get stains out of clothes.

Did you message my wife? Did you message my wife? No, I didn't actually. I've done this on your own volition. I've done this on my own. I have figured out and become a stain removing master. What have you stained? I can only do it out of white clothes.

I haven't tried it out of color clothes yet. If you can do it out of white, you can do it out of anything. And I've always said that. Is that true? Because if you put the bleachy stuff, Doesn't it fuck the colours of the stuff? I take back what I said because 100% correct. Yeah.

Can I ask a question? Please, question. Is the fact that you've come in hot... Just making sure there's a stain on this jumper? You've come in hot saying, I've cleaned up heaps of stains. Yesterday we talked about raw dogging rotisserie chicken straight up. Are those two things related or is that just a coincidence? That's a coincidence.

Okay. Because you're like, we talked about rotissory chickens and for some strange reason, I had all these stained t-shirts. Well, it wasn't actually the rotisserie chicken that bit me, but do you remember a couple of days ago? Oh, actually, maybe last week we got a kebab for lunch. Oh, yeah, we all remember that. Well, we've all got to figure out how to get stains out of our clothes

after we've eaten a cabb, don't we? And the amount of times I've gone like, oh, I just watched a couple times. I'm sure it'll work. I've just never really mastered it. And now I've figured it out. And the secret ingredient is a spray, a stain removing spray. How have you personally discovered this invention?

How did you create it? At the supermarket. Supermarket. Supermarket. Don't know what that was. Which one did you use? Which market was it? Woolworths.

The super one. It sounded like you were like, the super. Got it from Woolworths. Is it the vanished one? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I got. In the bottle. Yeah, the spray.

Yeah. Do you know what? I've been rolling all this time. And I'm sorry if they're a friend of the show. Not anymore. Sardstick. That's just fucking. and glue in a tub.

You're thinking of a glue stick. I am. Ooh. The sard stick, that's crap. That's what my mum uses. Oh, my mum, loyalty tax. My mum used it as well,

and it is not good. And I've been using it all this time. And when you get close to the bottom, it just falls out of the thing. If you use a sard stick, I'm sard for you. And stick that up your ass. Sard stick that up your ass

You won't get a clean asshole though It won't work You need the vanish spray So The fact that you've just discovered That a product called Stain Remover

Remove stains Well the sad one doesn't So forgive me Oh yeah nah So you've got Oh no I've heard of those Well so I went Stain Removers don't really work

See Because I tried one For 20 years and that didn't really work. Yeah, so that one didn't work. Yeah. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. So, you guys were all mean to me when I said Bluetooth was a scam. Oh, I won't give you that one. I know where this is going. I don't like this journey that your turkey is taking. Happy Thanksgiving. Sometimes we literally. It actually is.

Of all the days to go on a turkey journey, this is the one. I'm going to turkey journey. of the show. Should we do what we're thankful for? I can't. I'm in Texas. Time's on chart. You haven't left yet now.

But today is Thanksgiving. Yeah. So you've thanks gone. You've already Thanksgiving. And I would like to pass on thanks for letting us record a couple days ahead so I could go see the family. Hey, anytime. Anytime. No, we should do a thanks.

We should do a segment at the end of every episode about something that makes us feel good and then we love to see. That sounds real clumsy. and it was and I apologize it's not the day it's not the day before your birthday it's not the day it's Thanksgiving it's Thanksgiving sorry I'm giving thanks that you're fucking gone

that's true well as you pointed out I'm still here you'll be thanks going by then Thanksgiving thanks fuck off Thanksgiving a fuck oh

Sony got me a fucking ripy yesterday so there's two bathrooms at work and the upstairs one like we were down to like the last toilet roll or something yeah and i was like can you bring some out from yeah yeah yeah and i was oh yeah i think there's some downstairs i'll go get some and then the toilet paper brand we use is called who gives a crap and tony goes oh yeah there's a box of who gives a crap downstairs and i thought you were being like oh yeah there's a box of who gives a fuck yeah but you actually meant it's what it's called yeah yeah good good branding from them

though i know that right now it sounds like you're pointing out of floor in their brand but I think their brand's no I was pointing out

out of floor and I think that some Ozzie's doing a beautiful thing is just wonderful actually I think

I'm giving thanks for who gives the crap this year they reached out and said can we sponsor your thanks

episode no they didn't know here's a fun fact yeah the who gives a crap factory was next door

to the Tony and Ryan Frank Green Waterbottle factory was it yeah and

guess which factory was the nice people and guess which was the mean ones? Tony, would you like to answer? I think it was the Frank Green one. It wasn't. It wasn't the Frank Green people. It was just like the random place. The warehouse where we were storing the water bottles.

They yelled at me. Do you remember when I went to go pick up those water bottles? Because you didn't have the right shoes on? Because I didn't have the right. They're like, you need to wear steel caps here. I was like, I'm actually not a truck driver. I'm just picking up the two bottles that are left here. And they're like, we cannot.

let you in and I was like I'm already in I've like I'm sorry for disrespecting like I'm sorry I'm sorry I was like I get it it's like safety oh HNS fuck whatever just give me the two drink bottles and I'm already I'm already

in can you just give me the thing and then I will leave and they go where did you park and I was like I've just parked just there they go well that's what the trucks are for and I was like well for someone who you don't reckon is a truck you're treating like a truck because get trapped and then yeah it was a whole thing they did yell at me at the place did i this reminds me i think i've told you this before i was at the rugby union which was a mistake the wallabies were playing argentina and i somehow wandered into a VIP section because i was

looking for the bar yeah right or something and i've realized um this like everyone's in a suited but i'm like oh i'm in the wrong spot i'll wander back out so i get to the door to leave oh my god I remember you telling me this, yes. And the guy goes, are you supposed to be in here? And I went, no, I'm coming to the wrong spot. And he goes, you can't come in. And I'm like, I'm already in. And I'm actually trying to get out.

And he goes, you can't come in here. And I was like, so. Thanks for the due diligence. Where were you when I got here? Yeah. First question. First question. Were you on a smoke break?

Yeah. Because love that for you. We all need to take five out of our day. And I don't think he understands doors. Or the fact that. that you weren't acting up that you were trying to leave. So the thing about doors is you can go in him, he gets that bit. Oh.

The bit he doesn't get is that you can also go out of him. What's his stance on a sard stick? You know what? Didn't ask him. You should have. I was too busy trying to explain how doors were. How you were in the place you were trying not to be and he didn't like that. Yeah.

Although he did have the personality of a door stop. So maybe that's got something to do with it. Oh, Charles couldn't get one of the way. those from buttings the other day. That is surprising. Oh, that is surprising. But what I will say at the end of all of this is I think that we should do what we are thankful for.

Because I think that's really sweet. It is sweet. And it's different to you love to say it, you fucking asshole. Should we do both? Yeah. Because they're different. They're different. Yeah.

Well, we could do the thankful now so that there isn't a confusion later that you love to say it. Oh, to put us all on the spot. Well, does mine count? What do you mean? Of course it counts. No, but like, have I done mine? No. When did you do what you're thankful for?

Well, that's why I said I'm thankful for the team for letting us record a few days ahead so I could go to see my family. You did say that. And I said, does it count? And you went, yeah, and I went great. Oh, I thought you're like, oh, do you want to hear mine? And I was like, of course I do. I just, yeah, that is a good one. Do you have another one?

I am thankful for, well, I kind of did the other one where I've got a place to stay in Dallas if I need it. That is nice. I'm thankful for that. I think that I'm thankful for because normally it makes you quite retrospective about the year and stuff. Yeah. I'm really thankful for how kind and thoughtful everybody was while I broke my foot.

Because that was really hard and the fact that you guys all shuffled stuff around and not just you guys like in the studio. Yeah. But like the tarpas were really forgiving when we had to have a couple of days off because I had surgery and then because I was recovering we were recording at home yeah um and I'm just really thankful for all the love that I felt while I was in a really like shitty spot that is beautiful yeah but hey happy to do it and I know you're not asking for fucking permission but no but I appreciate it because it would have been easy for you guys to go fuck too hard basket would it though you know

I don't know they might we go get other jobs no like not permanently you know what's the alternative, but if you're not supporting your mates, what's the difference? Like, what are you doing? Oh, that's nice. Yeah. I'm thankful for you also. Yeah? Yeah. Why aren't you doing that face? I'm saying something nice to you. Yeah, go on. No, but I'm thankful for you just, I mean, in general, as a friend, but also we get to work together, which is like, so cool. Yeah. But I'm really thankful for you every year, but. Yeah. Why are you doing that kittity face? And Charles is agreeing with me because he's like, what are you doing? I have resting cut-face, and after four and a half years,

I would be thankful if you didn't take that on. When your face looks like that, it's actually impossible to not. Yeah. Yeah. I, what a, hmm. Um, you already did one. You don't have to do another one if you don't want to.

No, I just feel like. Nah, it's not like reciprocal. Like, it's not a. transactional. No, but like serious chat. Yeah. My, like we joke about resting bitch face, but I do have resting bitch face. You have resting bitching, think face as well, yeah.

Yeah. Is that something that I need to go like, draw a line in the sand and be like, I need to work on this? This is a tough one because. Because I'm sure there's like some body language coach or it's a psychology thing. But when someone tells me an idea, I think about it. And when I think about it, it looks like I fucking hated everything you just said. But I'm actually visualizing and picturing and going, oh, yeah, I can see that. So my mind's like off to the fucking race is having the time of its life.

Yeah, but your face is like, uh, my face says this, uh, but you do like a purse lip thing when you go, hmm, it's like you're trying to think of how to say you hate it. Yeah. That is what it looks like. Yeah. But also I think that safe space, vulnerable chat. I, you just did it then. I think this is,

all right. No, and what I went, no, no, we're going off YouTube, we're audio only and we face away from each other.

Well, then I'm going to wear an eye mask because I don't want to fucking see it either. No, no, we'll put our chairs facing the opposite. Great. So we're just like out, the back of our heads will rub.

Oh, well you see the back. No, but we'll be both backing up. Oh, ass to ass. Yeah. Um, no,

but safe space, but you're doing the face. It's like so difficult. Oh, that's worth. I take back everything I've ever said. Hey, hey, no, close your eyes. And let me just get my face ready.

And Charles, you say go. Go. Okay, that's way worse. But safe space vulnerability chat. I think it's also another thing that you do when you are being vulnerable and when you're being, like if you're a bit uncomfortable. So just then when I said something nice to you, you did the face because I think you're like taking it in and trying not to reduce.

the compliment genuine like I'm I'm being like so 1,000% genuine right now and so I think that you're doing it now just concentrating so hard on my face now but I don't want you to because I think it takes you out of the moment I'm just so but I'm trying to be I know but I'm trying to be really vulnerable and super honest and I think it's and I think it's something that you do because you're trying to like stay in the moment and not like take the piss and you know what me to feel bad that i've been honest and that i've been vulnerable like i i know that you i'm trying to and i know that you are and i know that you're trying to be nice about it do you know when it gets me though is if i'm having a bit of a ruffie

and i'm feeling a bit vulnies then it's hard to not take on the face do you not like you know what i mean yeah like with anything like sometimes if someone like ribs on you a bit And then you go, and you say something and you just go, oh, today's just so not the day. And we all fucking have it. So what I'm hearing is, is that there wouldn't be a downside to me fixing my resting bitch face. But there could be some positives. No, but I also don't want you to change your behaviour for... It's not in my behaviour.

I'm still behaving the same. It just looks different on my face. But then what are you going to do that, right? Well, I'll work with a body language. expert and I go, here's the thing, Doc. I assume they're a doctor. Aren't we all? Well, no. You believe it on. Well, I am. Well, I'll be like, Doc. Yeah. I've got the one where it looks like I'm judging them. And then I've got the one where it looks like I'm auditioning to pay a psychopath in a local play. Yeah. Pantamine even. Yeah.

At the Alton Middle Theater. Is there somewhere in between? Where's middle ground? Maybe it's an acting coach. And then I'll just get some muscle memory and then I'll just get some muscle memory and then or just become like normal. So here about I'll tell you an idea and I want you to look like you're thinking about and considering it and thinking how great it might be. Okay.

I'm considering painting a mural. Love it. She hates it. No, I'm just... That's actually how I would react and I think that is. Hang on, I'm thinking of painting a mural of a duck. Oh, I love it.

Where are you going to do it? See, if... I did the face. Yeah. I think I tell you what the difference is though Yeah Is that even though your face did the judging thing Your words did the positive thing

And I don't do that I'll just go quiet You go quiet It's the combination of being quiet and the Because if I took your words away You look like you fucking hate my duck mural Which is crazy I've got an idea Love it

What Yes Gold Coast chapter I've got an idea I think I'm going to do a mural of a duck Love it No see that's just disingenuous that doesn't that doesn't feel real but because i know you

and the thing is is that because i know you i think that i have gone part like but in the beginning it's hard and i reckon that these guys probably the same because sometimes you go anyone got any ideas you say something and then you go hmm oh it's not that bad but you do then the face and you go oh my gosh have i fucked this up but i know that now There's just sometimes when it's harder to take on. Should I wear a mask?

Like anything. Like Vee for Vendetta. No, I don't think that you just do that. The screen mask. No. And I don't think that you should change either. Sometimes it's just, it just hits. You know when Snapchat or fucking one of those apps first introduced like...

The dog filter. Yeah. Yeah. What if I just got a one in real life? I hate it. I'm doing the face and I hate it. All right. I've got something.

that we both might love. Oh, yeah. Because we are connoisseurs of the English language. Oh, yum. I want you to read what this says. Fuck off. Now, we're about to learn something really cool about the English language. Yeah.

If you read this backwards, it sounds like you're saying the same thing, but you're Irish. Fuck off. That's good. Were you trying to do that in Irish accent? Fuck off. No.

Fuck off. If you say fuck off backwards, it just sounds like fuck off in Irish. You do it. You don't have to read it. You know what it is? Oh, but the letter's back. That's why I wrote it down. Yeah.

Yeah, you've got to be careful. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. That's good. I'm thankful for that Oh, we're still doing that, yeah I'm thankful for the English language

and it's not thankful for me though because I don't treat it well I'm Phil from San Leander, California I'm Jenna Buck from Athens, Ontario, Canada Hi, I'm Rachel from Coors, Switzerland and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Hey, good segment. That's staying in.

Did everyone just see that? Did everyone just see that? That's how I get treated around here. A massive shout-up to a few of our champion. I meant it. I loved it. Love that. That's what I'm dealing with.

Charles, can you Google body language coach Melbourne? I don't want you to change. I'm not changing. improving the second of December does that work for you guys I can book you book a scene I think Ryan might still be in Texas where is there such thing exists yeah oh totally it does yeah it's a feels like a real old like business thing yeah like that if you were working in business like if you have a look at like it's the little video that's playing behind it I could do a group booking that's fun hmm probably just need the one and is there I meet the team I'm just

who the you know what I mean it doesn't look like it a massive shout out to a few of our champion Tarpers over at our Patreon we're thankful for you so thankful

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I thought you meant mint for your breath. Got any mints, love. Taylor Ivy, good on you, Taylor. Catherine, Kimberlin. Kimberlin, I mean, of course I stumbled on that because that's not a real name. Kimball and Elizabeth, good on you, Kimballon. Oh, you mean Alison.

And Zami Mueller, good on your Zami. Thank you very much being part of this. We love to say it. It's time for normal or nah. Yeah, it is, bitch. Finish off the way with some normal or nars. You can submit these, tony and ryan.com.com.com.

Or in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. Thank you very much. Love it. This one's from Jennifer. Hi, Jennifer. Feeling violent love for your pets. Oh. I love my cat so much.

I want to squeeze them until her fucking eyes pop out of her head. I never actually do it. Oh, thank God. Yeah, we're about to. to report you. Like if I had to guess, I would have, yeah. Yeah. But the urge is real.

Apparently, it's called cuteness aggression, and I'm actually scared that one day the fucking, like, ugh. Yeah. Normal. I feel that about Pippa, 1,000%. Pippa is like a squeezable shape. She is. And because she's got those big bug eyes,

they could just like pop out. Like you just grab her around the tummy and their eyes would just fly to the bad side of reservoir. Or you think that they're going to go big and then suck back in. Like, you know those old toys that were filled with slime? Oh, yeah. Or like in a cartoon where it's like a roo-ga. Yes.

Yeah. Pippa has a very awugable face. If anyone else thinks they have an awugable face, let us know in the comments and we'll decide. I would love to see an awugable face. Yeah, and then make sure that your face is visible in your profile pick and we'll examine. Do a, do a photo in today's episode thread. Do you know how when you have chili sauce, there's like the... Scoble's stale.

What's... Stale. Skobel scale. We're going to do the... a grubler scale on how a woogler on how a wugly your face is not arugula oh it's not a like type of leaf yeah yeah yeah it's a salad leaf yeah you know one of those one of those things that some people are yeah i've never seen it but we'll we're creating the arugula scale a wuga the awuga scale so how a wugurable is your face yeah tony is going to be up there because you look like a

fucking legend. Nah. Because I say you and I go, a wuga! But I don't think I've got big eyes. But is that the test? I've got a little skinty eyes.

Yeah, but it's just like fun. Is it? We need to chat with big arugula. We'll fit. A wuggler. Yeah. I think we need to figure out what the scale is. But if based on this conversation,

you think that you're a wugglerable, post a picture of yourself in today's episode. Is it the end of the week? Well, that's a test. That's a 10. Oh, it does. Nice. Okay, so on the scale of not that to that,

where are you at? On a scale of me to that, where are you? What do you think you are, Charles? On a scale of me to that. No, but you're not the other end of, you're not the opposite of that. I think I might be. Nah, no, you're almost there, mate.

You're a... Where do you think you are? I think you're a six out of ten for that. I'm not a six out of that. I'm not a six out of that. out of that also message through if you followed any of this message through on our live text line where do you think you're at charles um like from a tony to that no well apparently i'm a six oh i would say maybe like a seven and a half i'd you think that you're a wigglerable well if you're

a six yeah he's slightly more a wugger than you i agree where would i be if you're a six and charles is a 7.5. Could you give me a taste of your, oh, oh, hang on. That was very awuga. Thank you. The action helped. Okay, should I do my live awuga? Yeah.

Maybe that'll help. Sans glasses, do we think? Yep. Yeah. Okay. You didn't make the sound. I'm not, oh, a wuga. probably gets you up to a 6.5.

No, I don't. I think I'm low. Unfortunately, I think, Awuga's a good thing. Go a wuga with the glasses. A wuga. That's a seven without the Muir of five.

On the awuga scale. On the awooker scale. All right, Charles, now can we get you to do an awuga with the sounds? Oh. Oh, okay. Because you were high.

And that's a compliment. Thank you. It sounds like it is. That's how I took it. But it's, oh, you're a high on the Awuga scale, but it's like it's a good thing. If you think you're an eight or more on the Awuga scale, please let us know in today's episode. And do your Awuga face in a selfie and post that in Facebook. I would love to also see if you think you're a one.

I would love to see a lower wuga aura. Hang on who is, Rita Orra? Jewelie. Who in celebrity pop culture world is? closest to zero because obviously my 10 just then was Margo Robbie in my head

I was going to say Quinton Tarantino oh yeah hit that he's a 10 on the awuga like he's got big eyes and he'd give the energy

of a wuga but he doesn't he kind of has a don't give a fuck like he doesn't really try so I don't know that he would do a good owuga yeah you're right I think he's got good ingredients

for an awuga but I don't think he'd give it the gusto it needs. Leonardo DiCaprio, two at most. Two. One. Maybe zero. Lower than the average age of his girlfriends.

One. Well, it's under 25. It is under 25 or 27 or whatever it is. I think someone who would give a fine a wuga. Mm. Lily Allen. Yes. So true.

Like I think she'd be mid. And that's fine. but I think she'd give like a decent awuga but she's just in the middle where I am. I think she'd get of a bigger awuga than a few months ago because I feel like she's been through some shit. She's in the news at the moment and that's why she's in my mind.

She's ready to pop. Yeah. Pussy Palace. Pussy Palace. That album is really good by the I don't know if you've listened to the album that's all about David Arbor. Oh my God. Is it brutal?

It's like you know when artists will like make an album or write a poem or a poor whatever and it's like veiled references about and it's kind of and you go like oh I think that mine mean this it's literally like you're a like it is just there's nothing like she hasn't minced any words like it's just fullly like I mean that what's the one thing it's like dwayne read bag with the handles tied but plugs condoms lube inside you've just said lots of words and I don't know what's happening anymore like and it's just she's that what's in your bag well no she's just like saying exactly what she found which i'm like you know it's not like i wonder what was going on

or maybe allude to this it's like this is what i found in the house and you're a scumback it's really good the album's great though all right there's a whole like face time call in there it's real like it's really good you should listen to it if you had to be David Arbor's publicist or Sydney Sweeney's publicist Oh, fucking hell. Gun to my head. Yeah. Well, David Arbor kind of came out and he was like, oh, well, Lily Allen's no angel.

And I was like, what? Yeah. You've literally been caught like very red-handed here. Like I think it, you know. I reckon that's probably a good one to maybe just shut the fuck up for a while. But then also Sydney, Sweeney, that wasn't great. And then I watched an interview with her the other day, and someone was like, oh, what did you, like, how did you feel about it?

Like, do you feel like, you've learned anything? Like, what, you know, and she's just like, I just didn't add for jeans. And I was like, have you learned anything? No. Well, say less. You know what I mean? It was just really bizarre. Is she in a new movie?

Is she in a new movie? That's what the box offer said too, sweetheart. Oh, really. I did really like that movie that made me want to move to Australia. What was that? Anyone but you? Yeah, that's good. That was good.

I like that film. That might go down as a high watermark for her. Do you know, though, what might be a shame that now we're talking about it? I think she could do an a wuga. She'd be high, I reckon. She's got an awuga face. She fucking does too. Big eyes.

And I reckon she could give it to her. Like the face. Anyway. All right, Kendall. This is actually your own news. Has got a normal or now? Hi, Kendall. Normal or nah, having weekday mugs and weekend mugs.

I've got boring weekday mugs, but fun weekend ones. Once my parents used my weekend mug on a Tuesday, and I almost combusted with rage. Yeah, I don't like that. Can I make an assumption about Tony Lodge? Yes. I reckon you would have weekend mugs and use them every day of the week.

because they're just fun. And Tony Lodge is just fun every day. Can I tell you what I was about to say? Yeah. I'm a normal for having a weekend and a weekday mug in the past. These days, I'm using a weekend mug week round. And isn't that something to be thankful for? Because now I go, I'm not just living for the weekend.

I'm living for the week. I'm living for life. I'm living for every day. Fuck yeah. And it's so... Sorry, Charles has just put a... picture of Life of the Party mug, which Tony has. I don't know when the fuck we talked about that, but fuck me up.

Tony has a mug that says Life of the Party. And I know we just had a really beautiful moment and it's a shame Charles has brought that up because have you ever seen anything more sad in your life? The mug was gifted to me. It's a really good thickness. But I don't really use it anymore because I've got some other cups that are really fun that I use every day and they don't say Life of the Party. they're just

hang on hang on hang on I'm with you fuck Charles thank metaphorically if someone

came up to me in the street can you turn the fucking heater off sorry I've just gotten too hot immediately just in that one second

I'm too hot thank you God you can ask for anything here yeah oh someone's like wedding oh my

If someone came up to me on the street Yeah And said Hey You'd have to leave your house for that But I understand the analogy Yep How dare you

That you do that to me All the time You fucking wind up merchant You know I love that saying Yeah I do Would you back over every time Someone comes up to me on the street And goes

How'd you describe Tony Lodge What's her aura What's her energy You know what I'd say No I don't Do you have a fun mug that you would only use on weekends. Tony's energy is that mug.

The energy of a weekend fun mug. I really like that. Do you mean that? Because that's a really nice thing to say. I do mean that. Do you actually? I do. Do you think I'm fun?

Yes. That's really nice. That's really nice. You're a bit less fun when you accuse me of not doing things. I'm just making sure because it's... We like to have. fun, don't we? Because then you do that and I go, oh, you're making fun of me.

Oh, thank you. What? Yeah, but you're like, oh, I was really, fuck you. Yeah, I don't do that because I'm your friend and we don't do pranks. No, we don't. Best friend. Don't look at my face. No, pre.

What did I just say? You just say something nice. Yeah. Then you look like you've eaten a lemon. Shreve that lemon. Oh, Mabel thought and a lemon was a number. orange the other day. No, it's a rough day.

Do you know what I think is nasty? Oh, that great. Right. Say it though. For the everyone else. No, but fucking best friends. Do you agree? If you want to go viral with your kid by giving him lemon because you think it's funny,

fuck you, give the kid back to someone who actually loves it. Throw your phone in the yarrow, you fucking dog. While we're getting on parents' cases, I don't know we're talking about weird parents shit yesterday. I just don't like the lemon thing. The babies look so upset. If your parents didn't let you watch The Simpsons, you. You didn't have good parents.

That is such a rogue opinion that I, 1,000% agree with. What's rogue about it? What's rogue about it? People that you meet, they're like, I was lying to watch the Simpsons. I'm like, I can tell. I can tell because you don't have a fucking personality. And the Simpsons would have helped with that. I was allowed to watch the Simpsons.

I can tell. I can tell. You know, I could have guessed that. By the dullness in your face. I bet you he had like the encyclopedia Britannica on the computer. Didn't you? No. Like,

did they come in discs? No, he's too young for that. Wikipedia used to come in books, Charles. That was such a read on someone who's our age. Yeah. That was a high five to myself. Because it was such a read. I knew that I'm too fucking young to get it.

So if someone came up to me in the street and were like, what's Tony like? I'm like, she'd be the type of person to high five herself. Don't. That's so offensive. How come when you do it looks cool when I do it? It looks like I'm impersonating an otter. You do it the one seal? One seal clap.

That's funny. I don't think it looked cool when I did it. I'm going to shake a bullet for myself there. I don't think I look cool either. Where are we are? Don't give your kids lemons for videos. I think it's nasty. What was the question though?

Who is to say, dog? The wiggler of a face. Oh, hang on, what was the question? Uh, weekend mugs, normal or nah. Nah, not anymore, sister. Sorry, Kendall. I gotta love to see it here from Boisey, Ashley Boyce. Oh, hi, Ash.

We just traded in our car for a new one. Oh, congratulations. And I was getting annoyed because, like, we had heaps of Red Joe left on the one we're getting rid of. Hate that. You know? Yeah. And you go, well, that's mine. Yeah.

Yeah. It turns out the old car's redjo. Joe expires the day after the new one. Like the new one's Red Joe. Oh. And she kind of just went, I'll take that. That's good. And she just went, I love to say it.

No money lost. You do love to see that. Yeah. I thought you're about to say the new one doesn't have it. And like you've got to, and so you feel like you've paid for it twice. You double Red Joe and for a few months there. It's like when you're paying rent at the new place and you're still paying rent at the old place.

Yeah. And she's like, no, I've matched up and she just went, you know what? I'll take that universe. Thank you. Thank you. I love. that. And you know what she said? Aruna! That was closer to a 10. That was nice. Thank you.

I've got any love to see here from Rachel, who has started the fucking blog. And this is, this is really fun. Um, Rachel says, I'm a lesbian living in Birmingham in the UK. And I found myself going to London a lot to connect with other suffix. I'd never heard the word sapphic before. What's suffix? Um, apparently, we googled it. And it's like, um, women or non-binary people that are also into women like uh femme like oh so it's like a word for lesbian but i'd never heard that before but i wanted to google it to make sure i could say it like that time when i tried to reclaim that

word yeah and i can't believe you're bringing that up one of them it's probably not to me to reclaim it well you said they've brought that back and i said they have yeah yeah yeah yeah so true if you've watched happy life happy life you'll know podcast and us i'll know that word that i reclaimed um on their behalf and they were so thankful on it um but i did google it to make sure that our sapphic was appropriate for me to say and i thought it just meant like mr and misses what like they go are you a doctor or a mister or a miss or a sir i thought that's what that was saffic yeah like a title yeah like sapphic Tony lodge like what's your sapphic and you're go, oh, I'm a miss.

Suffix. So close. Literally, so fucking close. So I'm as dumb as your face is all thought I was. No, but I couldn't. Whoa. What a journey. Okay.

Holy shit. A turkey journey on Thanksgiving. Y'all welcome. Put some gravy on it. Say y'all again. It's Christmas. Okay. Hang on, hang, hang, hang, hang.

You know how we still haven't quite nailed our like, so true? Yeah. Gold Coast. Whatever. Yeah. Put some gravy on it. It's Christmas. Put some gravy on it.

Yeah. I feel like it's Christmas really works in December. I like it's Christmas, but isn't it funny that you say it far from Christmas? Like, oh, in my mind, it's Christmas only doesn't work in December because it's too close to actually be Christmas. But like, imagine if March people go, oh, what do you think about that?

And I go, fuck yeah, it's Christmas. I tell you when it really doesn't work. Christmas. No, but like, Yeah, the 25th of December. Yeah. You know what?

And they go, yeah, I know the date. I'm asking you. Yeah, I know what date is, but what did you think of the thing? I wanted to connect with other suffix as that's where all the cool events were. So traveling from Birmingham to London all the time to kind of like make friends and hang out with your crew. Rachel said, me and my friend were tired of there not being much a scene here in Birmingham. So we started one ourselves. We started a group called Cizor.

and it's, you know, I get it. S-C-S-S-R. Our launch party sold out with over 120 people buying tickets. They've got a WhatsApp group with over 350 members and they're about to hit

1,000 followers on Instagram. I like 99% of this story. Oh. Imagine being in a group chat with 300 people. That's so stressful. Wouldn't that just? Yeah, I know. I'm like, I get it.

Great for the community. I love this story. but doesn't that just freak you out a little bit? The Instagram is C-S-R-E-E-S-R-E-Events. And Rachel says, not only have I made new friends and met a whole community of people I didn't know existed where in my city,

but it's made me fall in love with my town again because I'm seeing the side of it that I want to. Yeah. Like, you know, found your crew. Exactly. And you go, oh, I didn't feel like I really belonged or maybe had, like there was much of a scene here,

and made it themselves. And I was chatting to Rachel backwards and forwards. What's the word again? Cesar. Sapphic. It sounds like hot new sapphics in your area. Do you know what in Birmingham there's heaps of cars? I heard the sapphics really bad.

I heard that they're going to have a dating event and then they're going to do a Sapphic light party. You're not stuck in Sapphic. You are the sapphic. Do you remember going to a party dressed in green? Yeah, like, ready to be fingered, yeah. So, Rachel and I, yeah, finally I was going to be scissors. Oh, Charles, oh.

I was chatting with Rachel back forward. She said we've done heaps of cool activities. Like they've done paddleboarding. They've done like a sports day. And the person that she started doing this with, they're now together. Match made in heaven. Isn't that what the ultimate meat cute that would be in like a sweet, little indie rom-com.

I just love to see that. Thank you, Rachel, for sending that through. Very, very fun. Thanks so much for hanging out with us this week. We love to see it. And we're very thankful for everyone. We are very thankful. Enjoy Thanksgiving.

Oh, Charles, what are you thankful for? I'm thankful for, like, a really fun year, but I've had this year. Yeah. Even though it's not like the end of the year yet. Yeah, but it's a time to be thankful. Do you really mean that? I do, yeah. I never know how he feels.

Yeah, he's hard to read. Do you know, man? It's because of his face. No, but, like, it has been a really fun year. We're going on to some cool places. Oh, I would just say about, Charles. Thanks for sharing that. Have you ever spent more money on a company card than this year?

Oh, actually, this is my first time ever having a company card. I don't know if you could tell. We can tell. Yeah, I'm just so thankful for Amex. You know what? It just keeps going through. Yeah. Yeah.

I got told there's no limit, so I'm putting it to the test. Yeah, but the thing is there is a limit to how much. we've got to pay it off. To pay it off. Yeah. That's not my problem. Yeah, that isn't his problem. In fairness.

Well, it is when you fucking Rolls made redundant because we can't afford it. But do I get to get the card if my rolls made it? I don't think he knows how redundancy works. If we can't afford to pay you, this podcast is over. But I've got both your cards as well.

The other day, Ryan goes, the other day, Ryan goes, oh, Charles might be off that week. I, what will we do? And he goes,

I'm not even cheating. He goes, I guess we'll take that week off as well. No, but you know what I've just learned about Charles and obviously he's young and there's stuff to learn about how the world works and stuff. Oh, and don't you love him for teaching us that?

Charles is like threatened to quit a few times in the last week or so and we've threatened to quit him. He asked us for a redundancy package. Yeah, but here's what he doesn't get. I don't think he knows that if he doesn't work here, he doesn't still keep getting paid and keeps the card. Yeah, no. But I get I won't keep my card,

but like I'll keep both of your cards. That's what I mean. I don't think you understand. understand that when you don't work here, your card access gets revoked. Do you know what's so... He's like, final day. Yeah, he's like, well, I think that's where we've landed.

I think that's why it came in today. Work needed a new TV at Charles's house. Yeah. Yeah. Work needed dinner last night on Uber Eats at Charles's house. Love to see that. Thank you, everybody. We love you very much.

Have a very safe weekend. If you're traveling for Thanksgiving. Or if you've already traveled. If you're already there, enjoy it. Uh, if you see a beautiful guy and a singlet in Carbo, say hi to Ryan for me. Love you. I'll be the one, uh, drinking the margarita's pool side with the two-year-old.

And the singlet on. I might even take the singlet off. Ooh. Feels less racy if wearing the singlet. If a tarpa sees me in Carbo this weekend wearing a singlet, I'll buy you a drink. That's a great deal. Come over. I might join you.

What should I? You're away. What should I do? What are you going to do? Should I have also gone on holiday while you're on holiday? Oh. There is. Ready to buy margaritas.

There goes, my hero. Watch him as he goes. I should have thought about this before now. We did, but you had a broken foot. That is true. Yeah. I think Charles is not going to Ballarat. Oh, to the Pizza Hut.

Yeah. Hey, we're both going to exotic places. If you see me in Ballarat with singlet on, I'll buy you a trick. Tony will shout you to the salad bar at Pizza Hut. It's the last all you can eat one. Yeah. And Charles my girl.

Am I thinking of Sizzler? No. It is Pizza Hut. It is Pizza Hut. If you see Tony in a singlet at Pizza Hut. Yeah. So not only. You have to see me at the Pizza Hut in Ballarat, but I also have to be wearing a singlet.

Tony will shout you the salad bar. Have you ever, like, shouted the bar anywhere? No, I've never had any, like, like, because it's cheap and it's fucking dumb and whatever. So you just like, when you're at Sizzler or Pizza Hut, you just go, hey. Salad bars are on me. Yeah. That sounds so cool. Right?

Maybe that can be a badass move. All right, maybe a goal for 2026 is at some stage during the year. I'll shout. Yeah. Yeah. Love it. Happy Christmas. I'm already in Mexico.

Ola. O'Lay. Bye. Love you. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Love you. Bye.