Toni and Ryan - Facts Every Adult Should Know

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

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I only just learned that fallopian tubes aren't actually attached to your ovaries. They just float nearby. Fuck off. Hi, I'm Kristen from Perth, Western Australia. Hi, this is Ravi from Bremerton, Washington. Hi, it's Janina from Shanghai and Thailand, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Othotty Lodge.

I was a little bit late coming in this morning because I had to do like the daycare drop-off. Oh, nice. Yep. Bridget was a bit sick. So I went and took Mabel in. Beautiful. And then she showed me around because she's got a like artwork on the walls and stuff. And she's like, look, dad.

And she's so proud of her stuff. And because for her, she's like, this is my domain. I'm here every day. I know exactly what I'm doing. Yeah. Now, the people that work at daycares are unbelievable. The patients, they're so kind. They're so caring.

Angels, saints, the lot of them. We've also heard some crazy stories of what people have been told as daycare workers. Like some crazy home stories. that I've been done. But notoriously, the people that work there are really great. But it's often like the big company that owns them. It's like really hard to get onto them. And it's like, oh, we need to change a day or we're overcharged.

Oh, you need to call the head office. Bit of a run around to like do the admin part. Because they're just doing their thing. But the people that run it, it's like, you know, they're. Well, the actual admin people are like, oh, nah. But I don't think they're there. You can't just wander into the office or some other place. See, that seems weird.

because I kind of school, like there's like the secretary or the registrar or whatever. So then I was, and like, so we had to figure something out and it just like took a little bit longer than I thought. Yeah. I saw this tweet that comes across and this sums up. While you were waiting for the thing,

you're like, well, I might as well scroll. It was actually on, um, uh, what's that one I fucking love? 30 AF.

Oh yes. Yep. And this just sums up where childcare management's at. Oh, fucking blow right open. My wife is hilarious. We've been trying to get a hold of our son's daycare corporate for four months, and they literally never answer the phones or email. Oh, shock up.

So they had a job going, and she applied for it. When they called her to contact her for an interview, she said, yeah, yeah, hang on, can you put me through to what's his name to get it sorted and then decline the job? But she's like the only way to get them to call me back. used to work there. Oh, now you need me, do you? Oh, we're having the turntables.

Yeah. How good. And did they get it resolved? It seems to be the K. So that's what you should do if you need that. You just apply for a job. I'll apply. Imagine if like that's my,

and then they just don't, they look at my resume and go, oh, no. See, that is the, that's the risk. Is that then you get humbled because they go, oh, we're not looking for someone like you at this time. We need an admin assistant for a daycare center. and we're a podcaster maybe not yeah not really not really picking up that

I don't think so um there's a thread going around in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group about the classic old I was today years old when I learned dot dot dot or amazing I can't believe I became an adult and still didn't know dot dot dot dot and have you seen that guy that makes that series of videos he's like things I wish I knew before I was 30 no oh I mean he's like this have you seen that Charles he's just this like this guy and he's like, oh, I've seen a hack and I wish I knew it before I turned 30. Love it. And he'll just share whatever the hack is like, but he only shares ones that work.

Because you know when sometimes you see a hack video and you go, that's just made it worse. His hack is that his hacks hack. Yes. Because a lot of them don't. That's what's hackening. I feel like we should go into this just being like, yep, we all learn at different speeds. We're all in this together. No, see already though, you've got that condescending.

sending voice. But they're funny. No, and they're allowed to be funny, but oh, we all learn a different speed, but like, we do. Well, I didn't know some of these. And also, I reckon the great thing about life is that because some people know stuff, some people know different stuff, and then we all, our powers combined together. That's the best thing. So true.

Yeah. So true. The rich tapestry of life. Ashley. Hi, Ashley. I still don't really know the difference between silver and grey. Well. And I think she's on to something.

Silver is like metallic or glittery normally in a colour. Like if you got a silver car, it would be different to a grey car. Would it? Yeah, well, because silver is normally like metallic. But the cars are all metallic. Like if you got a light grey car. No, they're not. My car's not metallic.

It's just black. Oh, but like a lot of the grey is shinyish. But then that would be silver. Yeah. So see the, so Charles has just got this up on. the thing. The one on the left, this is my opinion. The one on my side is silver and the one on that side is grey. I could be convinced that both of those are both. No, I know, but that's why I'm saying my size. But I would say that like, I'm trying to see if anything's grey. So they're,

those things that like soundproofing, that's grey. That's not silver. So it's the shininess. But if it had like a bit of glitter through it or something or like a yeah, shiny thread, you'd probably think that was silver. So it's like a sparkling grey. Because I think grey is like flat colour. Sorry, I just thought like, because it's a sparkling fuck bit. Yeah, like you can only use silver if it's from the small French town of silver. Silverons. Yeah. Um, I wonder if that's actually true. I'm sure that we've got some like colour theorists or artists that could weigh in. But that would be the difference for me. Hannah. Hi Hannah. My partner. My partner. My partner. My partner. spent years opening his

antibiotic capsule and tipping the powder onto his tongue. That sweet, beautiful fuckhead used to get powder all over himself until I explained you just swallow the whole tablet. That's... I won't allow that. That's the worst thing of it.

No way you saw that. So you get a tablet and just... Crack it open. And that's probably not very good for you. Because the reason that to get it down. To get it down.

You don't get stuck in your mouth. You need to get it down there. But also sometimes the stuff like isn't good to be in your mouth or in your esophagus or whatever. It needs to get into your tummy and then like. Then do its thing. The same with like a sugar coated tablet or whatever. The reason it's sugar coated is to get it past there.

But then when it's in your stomach acid, it's like it's safer. Whereas it could burn like a hole in your tongue or your esophagus. It's a real thing. I had one the other day. Oh, and they get stuck. And it didn't slide down. I was just in my mouth. Charles isn't good at taking tablet.

So I can say, I can see in his face that this is like really, isn't it triggering. I'm so sorry. So I wish I'd been sick recently and I've had to take them. You've been a very good boy. What do you do? Like,

do you just like cover him in honey or? I have to like have them with food. Like I have to have food in my mouth and have that and then the tablet in and then like water comes. That everyone is so upset. So you're just like mid sandwich. No, I've been having it actually with chocolate recently because it's been Easter and I've had like chocolate around. That is crazy. It's easy to just swallow it whole. So, but then you're biting into this like soft chocolate.

Then you bite into that and you bite into the tablet. Then it goes powdery. I don't bite into the tablet. But how do you know? Because it goes to like one side of my mouth is the tablet. The other side of my mouth is the chocolate. So you just swallow the tablet. No, I chew the chocolate and then like all swallows at the same time. Disgusting. That sounds so exciting. Do you know what I do? I do, which I think you. is such a good way of doing it. I fill my mouth with water and then put the tablet in and then swallow because then the tablet never like sticks to your tongue because there's water in there already. Gotcha.

I've heard of people will do the similar, but they'll put their head forward. So when the tablet floats to the top, it's like at the back of the next. Then you flick it back. And then you've just done. And then just whooshes it down. Oh, that's good. I've never heard that. But I was laughing because Charles has told.

a story on the pod before where he has to have a tablet in a marshmallow. And he cuts the marshmallow in half and he pokes it in like giving a dog some cheese with a fucking warming tablet. And then he just sucking down a whole marshmallows. That feels crazy. That's fucking insane, dude. Is it because of the taste? Yeah.

You don't want to get the taste on your time. I hate the taste. Oh, I mean, we can all a great taste awful. Yeah. Apart from Hannah's partner. Yeah. Cracking that. That feels like.

That's sweet, beautiful. fuck ed, you'd to get powder all over himself. That feels crap. And it would just, yeah, go everywhere and be in everything. Yack. Vicky. Hi, Vicki. Stainless steel is called stainless because it stains less than regular steel.

My husband mentioned it in passing and I had a full light bulb moment. My brain never really made that connection before. Me either. You know how stuff's just places? Like, stains less than other steel. I mean, it's metal. Does it get stained at all? You've seen what I've done to pots and pans.

That is a great point, actually. I had some stainless pots that were very much proven to be not true. So, but like, yeah, like Gunsy Head, if you had to guess what a stainless steel was. But I just, yeah, I just never. So what's the, forgive me. Forgive. What is the difference between stainless steel and just steel? Well, it's.

stains less. But then why don't they just make it all stainless? Because then it won't get stains on it. It's just a different type. It's called steel. Call it something. Call it wood. It's not the same.

Well, that would be wood. Yeah, but like. Well, there'll be different like types of it. Call it like steel A then. Still B. Still A, still B. But maybe one stains less than the other. But is it it stains less or it's stainless.

Like you can't stain it. This is where I don't get it. Because that's probably what I would have thought more. If it says, stainless. I go, great, it does not stain. It's free of stains. Where stains less is like, okay. So instead of completely fucking your pan, I'll just touch it up a little. Just fuck it a little bit. Yeah, you know. Like you do with me, just fuck it a little bit. Yeah, I don't destroy it. Well, I'm in a relationship. Yeah. At least I'm for the big guy.

Leave some for the big guy. Sorry, when you just said that, all I thought of was Santa. That's what you're going. Leave some for Santa and his sack. Cooper. Hi Cooper. I'm a 37-year-old female. Cooper is a great name. I only just learned that fallopian tubes aren't actually attached to your ovaries.

They just float nearby. What? When an egg is released, little finger-like projections reach out and grab it. It's less, and this is a great example. it's great it's less gumball rolling down a shoot and more claw machine at the arcade i thought it was gumball yeah and yes one tube can actually reach across and grab an egg from the opposite side ovary fuck off isn't that amazing that's wonderful how does it know we sound like an information well how it no tell me more this is me before how does it know so i said this is me before how does it know so i said this

Bridget last night and she just goes, the women's body is just so much more impressive than yours. Because like already all the shit it can do and now this. All you can do is come. And how? I can come multiple times. That, I mean, if there was ever a reason to be a woman, that's it. Yeah.

Multiple orgasms. I can do multiple coming across a month. Yeah, but I can do it now. Um, finally, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. I'm sorry, I'm so, that my fallopian claw machine. Yeah. Wonderful stuff.

Next time you're at time zone, which I know for you is pretty regular. Probably soon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even have to pay. I'm, I've been playing my whole life. I'm doing it now.

I'm so good at I've been practicing. I've been playing since puberty. Yeah, not my whole life. Yeah. No, I'd never thought about it Yeah I mean No,

more than half of me now Because I'm old A bit, yeah Yeah I'm ruined woman Where do we stand All my eggs are rotting On the inside

Take that back Or do actually Take that back My eggs are fresh Like a new hen Like them Don't talk shit About my best friend's eggs

We've just It gets silly Doesn't it Keep going As a show Yes As a community of I didn't really it was it's a hyacinth it's a hyacin's bouquet over here

that she's from hyphen's bouquet hyacinth is her name she's from keeping up appearances the TV show and you sounded exactly like her oh I've never seen man you're talking with the out oxygen not with the out oxygen is how she talks normally in fact can we bring up keeping up appearances I've got no I don't even know what the show is my nana used to love it and nannas would have loved it I mean The name Hyacinth, really. Can we get a little YouTube clip? Maybe also put Hyacinth in.

This is the whole episode. I'd been greatly obliged if you'd make that sure. Thanks for taking us down that far. I think I could have just watched that whole episode. It's a great show. Don't you love it? I did. And you know what?

I'm pretty sure that did 58 seasons and you've actually already seen all of it. I can imagine. Yeah. Anyway. Just fine. seasons five that's a shock up they probably had 70 episodes per thing though and they all went for 27 minutes as a show hmm you sounded like her oh I that's how we got onto that yep bouquet where do we stand as a community on central vacuum systems I think they're cool really

I've never used one but the thought of it sounds so you just got a hole in the wall which is not the glory hole from the Amsterdam Sex Club there's a tarpa sucked off her in data. Yeah. So you just stick the hose in and it just sucks. I think that sounds great. You don't have to worry about a battery. Mum's got one at her place.

Does she? Yeah. That's good. So good. Do you know what? Is this the same thing when there's the little vent on like the skirting board and you sweep it all to that and then you flick that on and it sucks.

Yeah. Is that the same thing? Yep. Because I reckon that would be great, especially in the kitchen. Oh. Like you just scoop it all over to there and you go see ya. Caitlin. Sorry, why did that?

Because of the... My friend was complaining about his central vacuum system saying it stopped working. Oh, that would be a pack. Because then you got probably get a guy out. I asked if he'd emptied the canister recently. And he looked at me like I was speaking Latin. This has a shedding dog and didn't. know that all that stuff you vacuum actually goes somewhere.

So true. Yeah, I wouldn't know that either. Do you remember the other day that? And they just go, oh, see it. I thought that we needed another aircon and you were like, I think we can clean the for the time. And I was like, can you? You're like, probably.

Like, you're like, I've never done it. Yeah, I don't know how to do it, but I've heard, I've heard rumors. Yeah, so she goes. No, I would actually be the same. Because, yeah, the wall just sucks it off. Sucks it off. Sucks it off. Like, it's not like when you're sucking something off

Then someone goes, Oh, what? Well, you don't need to empty it out because I just I'd take care of it. He thought, I'm a lady. That house vac system isn't a lady. He thought his central vacuum system was Gob Queen Lodge.

What'd you call me? You know what people say to them? Oh, have you got a dice? You goes, no, I've got a central suck in the system. Oh, I got a central vacuum system of my own, back home.

Put a ring on that one. Yeah. You got to. when they finally opened it and remember. Oh, it would have been so disgusting. And he's just been like, and it can't go anywhere because the thing's full. And he's got a shedding dog. Much comment.

If you had to have one nickname, would you prefer shedding dog or central vacuum system? Central vacuum system. Yeah. Because it sounds like it needs a little bit more explanation. Yeah. What came out wasn't dust or like single hairs, but. one compressed solid mass of dog hair. And it would have been like a bit mouldy as well.

Oh yeah. Like it had been just like crammed right in there. This guy was ready to get a new vacuum system. I would do. I'd be like, God, it's just stopped working. That is hilarious. It just stopped working. It just stopped working.

Okay. Hi, I'm Kristen from Perth, West Australia. This is Robbie from. very much in Washington. Hi, it's Janina from Shanghai and Thailand and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few bad champion tappers over at the Patreon from the central VAC system here on the Tony and Ryan show. Claudia Lowe, good on you, Claudia.

The Central Sucking System and Ryan podcast. Casey, good on you, Casey. Thank you very much for being part of Patreon. Actually, for everyone you mentioned, I'll say if there are a, A stick or a central vacuum system. Okay. Megan Carroll. Oh, she's a sucking system.

Do you reckon I got Dyson vibes? Okay. Leanne. L.G. No, Leanne is central home. Okay. Mama Leanne. The staff.

And he has a cleaner. He wouldn't have one either way. So true. Gage Merberger. One of those old ones that's like... A bag. No, like it's like... powered by the wheel.

Like, it's not powered. I've never seen that. Yeah, like, highest in the bouquet would have had one. Oh, yeah. Sally?

Mm, Dyson. Now, the next one, I've got a very specific thought in mind. And I think that I really hope you'll be on my level here. Chrissy Black. She has what you've got.

The... Oh, like a robo vacuum? Yeah. Now, you know what image I got? The backpack. vacuum cleaner London one met the cleaner yeah

yeah Susie M um Dyson yeah totally Jay Hutton sucking sucking system

yeah Misty Farrow that's our last one 100% and if she doesn't have one she is one I've never met a Misty that didn't suck like a fucking Wonder Woman

that didn't suck like she had a canister full of dog hair that's really upsetting well thank you very much for all of our champion tarp and we would love to announce our most recent traveling tarpa. B from New Hampshire in the USA. B will be traveling from the USA to Fiji with all of us in November.

Every month a tarpa and their plus one is announced the winner, which means there is a new one open today, round five. Yep. Big stuff. So we've got four people traveling with us already and their plus ones, of course. We're flying you, we're putting you up, we're flying your back, all taking care of. We'll figure out the taxi situation. Yep.

We'll make sure that you don't have to borrow any money from anyone on the floor of the airport. Do we know the question for this month? Yes, and it's what song you would add to our like Fiji holiday playlist. Yep, so 25 words or less. So I guess it's what song and maybe and why. Yep. What kind of energy you would bring to the playlist? Yes.

And all the T's and Cs for the competition, if you want to enter, before you sign up, they're all in the show notes of the show in our link in bio so you can look at sorry did you just see that fly like come fucking right up yeah but it's like one of those really slow ones oh no you can't take no you did not I did I just missed a me out of that don't flick it to me

oh where's the central vacuum system suck it into the wall that's what I said of torbs anyway we would love for you to join before you have a sentence like that, you need to like take a breath before. I just like to move on. Put it in and then get your entry in.

I just like to get on with it. So true. Do you know what I mean? Gold Coast. I love loving stuff and I love everything. Printed out and give it to strangers. Oh my God, chapter. See if you would like to come to Fiji with us,

we would love to have you. So please enter because it's just going to be a fucking nonstop fun train of tarpers. Yep. The last few weeks that we did, overseas. It'll have a similar energy. So we'll be doing this show from the hotel and then I think the Thursday will be out with all the travelling tarppers together on the beach somewhere. Charles has been eyeing off a few spots where we could do the live recording. Well, I wanted to get buried under the sand and do it from there. And then we got all these messages from people saying that

someone just died doing that. So we're thinking maybe we won't do that. Someone was doing a podcast buried alive in Fiji and died. Someone like dug into the sand. at the beach and got buried over like with their head poking out and they died like they got like a sand infection or like they got something in them from like the oh so they didn't die like in it they died later yeah what's in sand that infection because you can get like sand lice and maybe a crab or something get you on the perennium people would pay for that yeah I call him. Gobi Williams.

Hardly know him. Anyway, who's Williams? I've got a hot take. Do you need to be dressed for the occasion? Charles is getting it. Okay. Hot takes now on a Wednesday, which is crazy news. Sometimes stuff's just places.

Thank you, Charles. Stainless steel. Yeah, oh, let me just quickly change. Every Wednesday from now on. Every week at some point. Tony Lodge gives a hot take. So ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you, hot take, Tony. My hot take is that the most selfless act someone can perform

is putting sunscreen on another person. You haven't been scorched because you've got your sunscreen on. There is nothing, nothing in it for the person that does that for the other person. there's nothing in it for you. It is so selfless. It is the sweetest thing you can do. You know how most things it's like, oh, yeah, there's nothing really in a few,

but you get the satisfaction. No, I don't want the sunscreen on my hands. I don't want to do it. I don't want to stand here and rub it in. I don't want the stress of you maybe still getting burnt. It is the most selfless thing that you can do. I agree that people who are willing to do that are champions, but I will challenge the selflessness.

Okay. One, give me an excuse to me to touch that body. So true. Mine, yeah. Like, no, that is true.

Selfless, what? The only thing is selfless. You're like stiffless. Well, just not stiffless, stiff. Stiff.

Yeah, like firm. You're like, oh my God, I can't believe you're using all three hands to put that on my back. You know what I mean?

Do you know what I do when I put your sunscreen on? Yeah. I spray it onto my titty's and then just wrap them on your back. What the fuck? Okay, mate. Do we need to send you back to Fiji to thaw out from whatever the fuck? Because you are damn all over. But like, as somebody who has...

Yeah, so that's not... No, but then also, there is like an implied, like, later on, if you need some application, you can kind of go back to that and go, like, I rubbed your back and you rub mine. Quite literally. Yeah. Yeah. So when you say selfless, I'm like, or if I put this on Tony,

then I don't have to listen. listen to her whinge about being sunburnt from the rest of the day. That's very true. So I agree that it's an awesome thing to help. But selfless, I don't know, man, because just let me touch that body. Well, that is a very good point. Do you need it on your booty? Do I need it now?

I need it in my puss. So can you just help me get this sunscreen on my vulva? Oh, my uterus keeps getting sunburn. Do you mind? My not attached to my ovaries, fallopian tubes. My internal claw machine. My central sucking system. My mouth.

Needs to be coached with a white liquid, please. Oh. I say this as someone who has put sunscreen on everyone in this room and who has had sunscreen put on them by everyone in this room. Thank you. I just think it is so selfless and it's so lovely because it's gross. I hate putting sunscreen on other people. no not touching people isn't gross

that's the joy you're right it's not selfless it's selfish but you get it all in your fingers and I just I just don't like it I think it is just so selfless I think it's the kindest thing you can do for someone did you besides Torbs apply to anyone else

only Torbs did anyone else apply to you that wasn't Tobes just only Torbs I wouldn't let anyone put white stuff on me except for you and Charles thank you Yeah. The bar staff there at the Soffatel? I mean, I didn't ask them, but I'm sure that.

They would. I'm sure that they are the friendliest people in the world, Fijians. No, I know. So I'm like, there's no part of me that's like, if I hadn't, and if you were there alone and you were like, well, what am I going to do, Ben? Like. No, you would obviously go to the grass, put the sunscreen on the grass and roll in it like a dog. How else would you apply something?

That's really smart. I've got an MBA. What would you do if you, do you just say an NDA? An MBA. Oh, exactly. And I was like, who did you do that to? Yeah, don't tell anyone about my grass trick. I wonder how you would do that if you were alone.

I know that if you want to fake tan yourself, you can put it on one of those big strips and then you kind of do your back. Oh, that's fun. So you could do that with sunscreen, I guess. So with the podcast away. Yes. So this comes into it into play, doesn't it? Will we as part of the prize be lathering up tarpers?

No. I'm not going to put sunscreen on anyone. I can't take it on. Because you know, I saw the guilt on Danielle's face when I got more sunburned than I ever have in my whole life after she put sunscreen on me when we went to mutant. I've never been more burnt.

Oh, thanks, Danny. Except for one year at Soundwave when I got literal, third degree burns, you have to go into a festival. What did you put on her? It's like rub some mayonnaise on her back on the dish. She might have put oil on there. I think it made it.

It crackled like a deep friar. Defend yourself, Danny. Okay. We both got sunburned and we both put sunscreen on each other. We just didn't reapply. Okay? Oh, so you just threw Danny out and that you fucked it up as well, Tony. Lily told us that after 4pm, you can't get sunburned.

That is true. That was Lily's fault. Lily says shit like that all the time and I don't think that's true. And I'm just saying legal, Lil, she's saying stuff that isn't legal. Because to say that I can't get burn after a certain time, my hot take is that that's wrong, I feel. So in Melbourne in summer It can be light till like nine at nine So five hours

Did you come to Bay of Tony's at 4pm When it was 80 fucking thousand degrees And we all nearly died of heat exhaustion Oh but it's after four o'clock you're on Do you remember? Yeah we had to buy those little fans to hose you down Ryan's like Oh no Tony you want some water

I'm just gonna go get a bourbon I was like I need water Stop buying alcohol It turns out the bourbon place has water The water blades had bourbon Yeah, well Whatever way you want to look at it Yeah, okay

So, okay, here's what I'm willing to do debunked my hot take I Because I understand it's sticky It's, it's just yuck And it fucking And you know when someone goes Can you put sunscreen on me

And you go yeah But you're like, can you ask someone else? No, I'd never In Fiji Sorry I heard you got burned in Fiji I did get a little bit burnt And you know where I got burnt

Here which was where I put it on myself Yeah. Torbs did my back and my bar and stuff. Maybe it's because you just suck at it. You can't be good at everything. You got to most things, but maybe you can't, you know. And maybe that's just something I'm not good at. I didn't get burned on my face though.

If you want it, that's a huge asterisk. I want it, big boy. In Fiji to all of our traveling tarpers, including B and her husband. Absolutely. Especially her husband. Very excited about the Fiji trip. I will apply the sunscreen. Nah, don't promise that because you won't do it.

I will do it. Don't promise that because you won't do it. I will do it. A part of the prize. quadrant where you say you'll do stuff but then you never do it. Yeah, Ryan's going to do that. He's going to say, oh, do sunscreen

and then all of our tapas will be burned to a Christmas. It's going to be your fault. You don't want that on your conscience. We will fly you to Fiji. We will put you up in our hotel. I, Ryathan, Jonathan, Dunathan, full legal name, will apply sunscreen to you

if you request and consent to it. You will not do it. We will then pay for your flight home and you know what we'll cover your trip from the hotel back to the airport we can make sure

that you don't get stung yeah and that's what I'm prepared to do because I love the type community and they love they show me love and that the least I can do

and I know it's not your area that's fine I've got places that aren't my area no and I can take care of that this is my area do you know what I will do I will provide the sunblock thank you

I'll bring the screen I don't think I regret that. Yeah. I'll bring the sunscreen. Thank you. Yeah. Banana boat.

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. You know what? Sunscreen I've been fucking with lately, actually. Nivia. It's good. The Nivia one is really good in the blue squeezy bottle, which I've actually put on you before. It's the sunscreen I always bring.

I think I'm a sailor of A man. La Roche Posee. Yeah. Okay. I can't afford that. Thank you. You couldn't. Do you mean La Roche Pozay or do you mean Sarah V?

I don't think Sarah V makes sunscreen, but La Roche Posey does. I was thinking of the other one. Sarah V makes like moisturiser. Sarah V. Sailor away. Say you'll do. What you do? Yeah.

I don't think that Sarah V makes sunscreen. I'm so sorry. That's going to really, I need to find out. They make facial moisture. Yeah, that one. Yeah, no, that I don't think they do something. SPF 50. It is.

SPF 50. Oh, no, but that's, it's. In a moisturiser. Yeah. No, no, no, no, that's not full sunscreen. It's SPF 50. No, no, no. That's good enough for, like, to put on your face in the morning and get you through the day.

But if you're spending... Then what else is there? No, no, no, no, no, but if you're spending time in the sun, that's not enough. Then it doesn't get you through the day. It will get you through that, because you should wear sunscreen on your face every day. I thought SPF just is sun. That's what sunscreen is. Yeah, but that if you're spending time in the sun, that is not enough.

You need actual sunscreen. Does it light weight daily UV protection? Not just moisturiser. High protection board spectrum. Yep. But if you're spending time in the sun, that's not enough. But you should wear that every day anyway. No cum dog genic.

Oh, well then I don't want it. I only accept cum dog Jenny. I've got to love to see it from Tapa, Becky Flockard. I bet she does. She flocks so hard. Now, Becky is an alternative hair stylist in Manchester in the UK. Oh, bloody Manchester. And she entered her first ever hair.

The hot take Tony's stick has taken a tumble. As someone who lives in a dangerous fire zone, have you just dropped a flaming match on the ground and just left it there? I have. After all that chat about... Oh! Tony has hit her funny phone. On the armrest of the chair.

That's going to sting. That's going to... Did everyone hear the thud of that in the audio? Oh, sweetheart. That would have fucking... No, no. Why do they call it the humorous? Because it is not funny.

It's not funny at all. Oh, are you okay, mate? Fuck, that hurt. Sorry, everyone. Just a comedy of errors over that side of the studio today. I'm working on physical comedy. Sorry, everyone. You just take a sip of your tea there.

Fuck, that sound... I cough. That sounded thick. That fucking really hurt. Is it like, you know, when you hit the funny bone and it like tingles up your ass? Yes. And you can, and it like goes like zoos. Yeah.

Is it yucky like that? Yeah. Yucky mom. Oh, I'm sorry, but hear that. Can it, do you want to give it better? Mm. Okay. Everyone just wait a second.

Mm. Why is your elbow in your vagina? Oh, do you actually like? Yeah. Mm. Feels better now. Becky Flockard

As I said An alternative hairstylist in Manchester She entered her first ever Hair Awards Oh my God So Like for her hair styling

Yeah so there's different categories Like best this best that Fuck yeah The Webby of hair The Webby of hair So And you send in your pictures and whatever Sick

And she entered Shag of the year You'd win that and she won it Fuck yeah After an awful few weeks mentally suffering from imposter syndrome Didn't know if I was good enough

And I opened my own salon It was Defo the pickup I needed Plus I get to call myself Top Shagger of Manchester You know what I'd call her Becky with the good hair That is good Good job Tapa Becky

That's amazing Good job Becky Well we've got Tapa's winning All over the place Because my love to see it is also very, very exciting for a tapa. Tapa Emily, spelled the slutway with the IE. Hi, Tony, I've started the fucking blog.

Emily says, I became a mom in 2024 and completely lost myself and stopped doing anything creative. Now that my son is a bit older, I promised myself that 2020 Twix was going to be the year that I got back into creativity and just did things for myself, like carved out time for myself. Love it. Emily says, I started colouring in at night. of doom scrolling. Very Tony Lodge.

I've been doing this too. I've been colouring in heaps instead of picking up my phone at night. It wasn't a safe coloring book in Latvia. I tell you what. There wasn't. And I, because I for the first time, I travelled with like,

yeah, my colouring in as like a little creative hobby. And it was so good for my mental health. Like, it was so good. Emily says, I also made my very own colouring book. It's officially on sale.

on Amazon. I'm so proud of myself. Anyway, just wanted to share my love to see it because you and Ryan always keep me smiling and I wanted to share with everybody that I started the fucking blog. I've got the link here so you can buy it on Amazon. There it is. Cozy nights, cute and comfy coloring book.

But I will do you one better. They're little bunnies. I have a copy of Emily's coloring book that I bought on Amazon and I can't wait to get stuck into it. But it's, yeah, like really cozy, like little animals kind of tucking in for the night. Excuse me.

Was that a little bear in a hot tub? Was it? That's adorable. Have a look. Have a look. Have a flick through. It's really cute. So Tapa Emily made this.

Um, so there's 40 pages. And I had been a coloring in fiend. So I'm like halfway through the book that I was doing. And I was like, you know what? I'll buy this for Tapa Emily. Um, and it's so sweet. And so she drew all of this. Oh, there's a nice.

tracker so when you colour in one of those to tick them off I think I just invented a bear in a hot tub and now I need to see my brain no there's a bear in a hot tub oh my god cute that is so cute they're great drawings they're fun aren't they so fun what else he got in that drawer um oh oh oh oh oh oh thinking him thinking he was he like to think that that's amazing that was a great day what a great day written that was really good that was really good thank you but how cool if you so I'm just so burned by the finger yeah I'd fuck you yeah yeah isn't that great I think I might just retire for the day after that

that's really put me right down all right well we'll be back tomorrow maybe I'll be back tomorrow thank you so much for listening love you love you bye Bye Oh look at the air coming out of that central sucking system Just come up a fur ball It's all your pubes Love you Bye