Toni and Ryan - Falling At A Funeral
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I was tumbling like an avalanche and this absolute hero's in the middle bit and he catches me.
She gets caught and she was like, oh my God.
I'm really embarrassed and a bit of pain, but, like, it could have been so much worse.
Absolutely.
And she goes, thank you.
And the guy says, my beautiful Angela.
They held for a moment, and he goes,
Please tell me they're married now.
My name is Beth, and I'm from London.
I'm Kelly from Dory, Melbourne, Australia.
I'm Jen from Cleveland, Ohio in the United States.
And I approve this podcast.
Welcome to a brand new week.
I'm Ryan. This is Tony.
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.
We're at Tony's house because she's got a broken foot.
And Tony's dog Pippa can't decide if she wants to be on the couch or on the floor.
What she has decided, though, is that she's got long nails and makes a lot of sound when walking on floorboards.
She's doing her little tap to, oh, no, she's getting up again.
Pippa.
Watch those cables, sweetheart.
Pipa, come here, girl.
Can I tell you.
She has surprisingly good spatial awareness when it comes to cables.
Like, I think she's better.
Like, you know, when, like, you would expect a dog to just, like, bulldozed through?
She's kind of like, she's quite delicate.
Really?
Yeah.
That's nice.
I think she's just happy over there.
Yeah, that's good.
I'm going to let you know just how nice and supportive the tarpas are.
If you knew a tarpa is a Tony and Ryan podcaster.
Anyone who listens or watches, you are a tarpa.
Thank you.
Tapa Janelle.
Hi, Janelle.
said, can we start a thread of horrific things that have happened to us on stairs?
I want Tony to know that she's not the only one.
Yeah, okay.
It's like, that's really nice.
Yeah, that's nice.
I fell down the stairs at my grandma's funeral, pulling two of my children down with me.
Tony, I get it, says Janelle.
What have other people done?
That's what she posted in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group.
I'm at a funeral.
Like, you've just made such a scene.
Yeah.
And you're probably wearing, like, a pretty fancy outfit, you know, like, likely wearing, like, heels and you don't normally or something like that.
I feel like funerals would be a bad place of people.
Like, I think that funerals would be rife with injury.
You reckon?
I reckon.
All right.
Next week.
Well, this week we're doing.
What happened to you at a funeral?
Yeah.
What happens to you?
This week is Taipa versus Stairs.
Next week is Taipa versus Funerals.
Yeah.
Love it.
Oh, take the week off.
Yeah.
Great. Fantastic.
Christina.
Hi, Christina.
Oh, do I get to enter mine into the...
I think that's a given.
Okay.
Oh, hang on.
Hey, Pippa.
Pippa.
Come here, Stinky.
Hey, go see him up.
Oh.
That was very agile.
Oh, sorry.
Just a little smoochy.
There's nice kisses, Mama.
For those listening to the podcast.
what you can hear is Pippa sharing my microphone and being right up in my grill.
Pippa has stood up on Ryan giving him a big kiss.
Come here, little mama.
Go on sit with your mum.
Come here, some nunky girl.
Come here, pussy.
It's this blanket, isn't it?
Can you pass me that green blanket?
She likes it better.
Are you joking?
Hey, mama.
Pippa has decided she likes this blanket.
Um, she's just a fancy girl.
Good girl, mama.
Okay.
Yeah.
Whenever everyone else is ready.
Christina.
Hi, Christina.
I was carrying boxes down the stairs when I slipped.
Both feet flew out in front and I landed on my butt.
Oh.
But instead of just landing, I bounced on my butt down every step.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Right the way down.
Oh.
I had a huge bruise and a hippatoma so big it was noticeable.
under my genes.
A hippopotamus?
Yeah.
A hippopotamus.
A hippatoma.
What's that?
So, you know, when you cut yourself and it bleeds?
Yeah.
Because the body, like, sends blood to the pain bit.
Oh.
So a hypotoma is like, it sends blood, blood to the bad bit.
But because there's no cut, it just like swallows up like a base.
You know, sometimes people get like a golf.
Like an egg on your head or whatever.
That's a hypotoma, yeah.
Oh, I've never heard that word before.
Hippatopamus.
Hippotopamus
Six years later
I still have a small bump
on my left butt cheek
Still?
Yeah
We didn't the hippotoma
Like
Doesn't the blood like drain away though?
Yeah but just a little bump
Just to let you know
Just keep me in mind
Oh my God
I hope that I'm not still thinking about
This fucking broken foot in six years
No but that's because you've got the surgery
You've got it fixed
Oh I've got it fixed
Yeah
See the thing when I broke my foot
Tragically
The thing was
Is that the amount
horror stories I got from people, it doesn't make you, like, this is great because now mine's
fixed. Oh, okay. But when it first happened, people are like, oh, that happened to me and now I'm
dead. My, oh, well, awesome. That makes me feel great about the future. Or someone's like, oh,
that exact thing happened to me about 12 years ago. And I haven't, I haven't been able to walk since.
I'm like, what? Like, what are you talking about? Like, don't say that to someone.
Has Tarpaginal sent us up? Is she not doing God?
where's my hippopotamus you know so true yeah Chloe Liz I was walking up the
stairs holding a bunch of hot coffees when I tripped coffee went everywhere splattered up the
walls started dripping down the steps and I actually got severe burns on my underboop
because I landed like on my chest now I smell like pseudo cream because she has to cream up her
boobs every day. Oh, right. I was like, I'm missing the link from coffee. Just like,
now I smell like coffee. I'm, I bet. Yeah. I bet. Yeah. And after a work, because this happened
at work, after a workplace risk assessment, it is now documented in workplace policy
that I must take the lift when carrying hot items. That is hilarious. I wonder if it
names Chloe specifically. Yeah, or just like, unnamed.
female employee from 2025.
Oh, but like, usually be like, we recommend employees do this.
Or it's like, but if Liz has the drinks.
Yeah, but if Chloe Liz wants to do anything, she must do this.
Yeah.
Because she's a clumsy bitch.
I have to recommend the lift because, I mean, it would have solved a few problems.
Yeah.
Yeah.
James Leach.
Hi, James.
I work as a paramedic and tripped on the step of the ambulance and broke my ankle.
the patient I was supposed to be helping went oh dear you might have to call yourself
a patient said that yeah what well they obviously weren't in that much pain
I can't imagine needing an ambulance and being able to drop comedy like that
uh medical comedy do you reckon this falls into medical I will actually have to
beg to differ because I've seen someone break their foot and be fucking hilarious.
I don't think I was that funny, was I?
You were pretty good.
I don't even remember.
You told the lady at the medical response place to fuck off.
Is that funny or just rude?
In a comical way.
It was comical.
We've seen them.
He laughed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I did.
I did okay.
I think they just like me because I was Australian as well.
Yeah.
Like you get automatic points for being like for, like, for.
having a funny accent.
So are you saying
if you're well enough
to drop comedic gold
You can drive yourself to that.
That's my hot take for the time.
Finally, let's do Angela.
Now, imagine a busy train station at peak hour.
Yeah.
Everyone's going to work.
And you know how a train station is
where like normal people,
how they get to work.
just in case you don't know.
I caught the train to the accounting firm every day for a year before I quit.
The other day, Lily goes, yeah, I'll just catch the tram.
And Ryan goes, Tony, the tram is like a bus, but on a truck.
And I've been sitting on a seat.
You're like, I don't know when.
I don't know how.
But I'm going to give you one of those back real soon.
So, Tony.
But you know how?
Obviously, train stations, they're either like above or below the road or whatever.
So there's a lot of stairs, a lot of escalators.
I, it's the worst.
Yeah.
So I imagine, and everyone kind of imagine this, like, some big stairs and then there's
kind of like a few metres of a landing and then there's more stairs.
Yeah.
So Angela's at the top of like the double stairs.
And she fucking stacks it.
And she's literally tumbling down the stairs.
And she's got her fucking laptop and her lunch.
But she's like, I'm at the top of a double.
I could, she's like, I don't know how I'm.
going to fucking stop. I could go right the way to Platform 3. You know, I could be right down
there. And she says, I was tumbling like an avalanche down the top of the set and this absolute
hero is in the middle bit and he catches me. Um, please tell me they're married now. I hope so. I hope so.
So she's and she gets caught and she was like, oh my God, I'm really embarrassed and a bit of
pain, but like it could have been so much worse. And she goes, thank you. And the guy says,
my beautiful Angela
don't know how we know her name
are you okay
and she goes
she goes
I was so shocked
and embarrassed and everything
you know how you kind of like
try to oh yeah
all good
yeah oh my God
I do this all the time
so she kind of like
so they like
almost embraced
because he like literally caught her
and it's like when you catch
something like that
you like hang on
to make sure you've definitely caught it
so they they held for a moment
and he goes
are you okay
that's actually
lovely that someone
would start and because she was flustered and embarrassed she kind of went like sort of took a step
like once she caught herself as well um sort of took a step back and looked in him and went
like to say oh thank you i am okay but as she took a step back she stacked onto the next bit
and then fell all the way down the next stairs to the bottom
no she did not she did not I was rattled like a sketch I was rattled and said I'm fine
and then stumbled only to fall the entire next flight of stairs.
And the guy was like, well, I helped your ones.
Yeah, oh.
He goes, if he didn't want me to help,
he should have just said.
I reckon everyone was staring at her.
A real fall from Grace.
Grace was the guy's name.
I thought the name was Angela.
My name's Beth and I'm from London.
I'm Kelly from Doree.
open Australia.
I'm Jen from Cleveland, Ohio, United States, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.
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Maddie, good on you, Maddie.
Janelle Joanne.
Little ditty about Janelle Joanne.
Johnny Girk, good on you, Johnny.
Bella, pretty good comedy, actually.
That was off the cup.
You don't need an ambulance?
Bella Krauss.
That's how we're assessing that.
I love it.
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That's a Catherine Kirk.
Was that seven, oh, okay.
I was going to say, is that seven different people or a big middle name?
Yeah, just a big comedy from Courtney.
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And now,
do I need to like get some cold water for everyone else?
Because on a Monday,
hot take Tony,
enters the building.
I've got my matchstick here for anyone watching on YouTube.
For anybody that's listening, I made myself a matchstick.
There's some paper mashay and some cellophane involved.
It's actually worth just quickly scrubbing through the YouTube video just to see it, I think.
Is it?
Okay.
Bring it over, get it right up in your grill there.
Well, sorry, it's just, that's quite long.
It's quite long and you've got a dog in your laugh.
And it's, well, it was made for me to hold it for you and have the match.
For being by my side at the table.
Yeah.
And obviously right now we're on a couch.
Do you just need to cut the match?
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
Do you want past it here?
No, I got it.
If I hold the end of the stick, I can have it in your, up in your chops.
No, I think we've got it.
Okay, because I'm ready to be scorched.
Look like a headband now, which is quite fun.
It actually looked like a chicken.
You know, like a rooster.
Yeah. Thank you.
This one's quite divisive, I think.
My hot take is that daylight savings.
is awesome.
You've been scorched.
We just turned over to daylight savings yesterday in the early hours of the morn.
It is the best.
I fucking love it.
I love it so much.
I grew up in W.A.
They hate daylight savings.
They did like a three-year trial.
Did they?
Yeah.
And then everyone,
and then everyone voted against it.
So they'd have to.
they actually so they'd always said no and then they did it for like three years when I was
I reckon like year seven or year eight or something I didn't even know they try I just thought
they were always never yeah so they did um they did a three year trial and then they did a vote
and everyone voted back against it so it was actually awesome because for those three years it
was like extra time we could be outside with our friends yeah like because I was like yeah
year seven, eight or something like that.
So old enough to kind of like hang out and ride bikes in the street and like go see
my friends and stuff.
And it was all this extra time you got to like hang out and like I just, I love it.
People that don't love it need to fucking get a life.
Here's the thing about daylight savings.
What did you say again?
It's divisive.
Yeah, because people, they love it or they, I don't think people are in the middle.
People fucking hate it or they love it.
It's only divisive if you're a fuckhead.
I agree.
Because if you're not a fuckhead, you think it's great.
So there's nothing divisive about it.
There's nothing to fight about there.
So when I lived in Queensland, they don't do it either.
And you know why they don't do it there?
Because they reckon the cows don't know when to be milked and,
nah.
It's because it's like late enough or never right.
No, it's literally that.
They're like the cows don't know like the times.
It fuck your curtains.
The cows don't know the time.
That whatever.
And I'm like, if you want to get.
up an hour earlier because it suits your cows, then fucking do it. But don't make the rest of us
it get dark. So I'm the same. So the best thing about summer is now with Mabel, we have dinner and
then parents will know you kind of like got to get the last bit of energy out so they can go to
bed. Yeah. So we would have dinner and then go for a war. Yeah. Which you can't, especially in
Melbourne, because it gets dark. It's so dark even during the day. Like it's like pretty grey and stuff.
So now, it's like overnight, literally, we can have dinner and go, cool, let's just go for a walk around the block and then like, come back and we'll have a bath and go to bed.
And it's awesome.
And then when I was a kid playing sport, like my weekend cricket, we played on Friday nights because it was light till 9 o'clock.
Oh, it's so good.
And here's the thing about living in Western Australia.
The sun comes up at fucking 4 a.m.
What's the fucking point of that when you're trying to sleep in?
Yeah.
And then so it's just dark at the, like, like.
Yeah, no, I just love it.
I think it is the best.
And because Torbs works really late,
he works like real random hours.
Like, last week he was at work till fucking 9.30.
And like, and it means that when he gets home late.
Sorry.
What?
I'm sorry.
People look dead.
She looks dead.
She's not dead.
She's so relaxed.
I'm so, sorry.
She looks dead.
I'm so sorry.
And I'm rubbing her tummy to keep her still.
I know.
I know.
Because before Ryan was like,
is there anything we can do?
I know.
That's why I was trying to keep a straight face,
but she's so content.
She looks,
and I reckon from the camera's angle,
she looks like her head's fallen off.
And I'm just,
it looks like I'm rubbing her on a no-no area.
It looks like,
I'm rubbing her tummy.
I'm rubbing her tummy.
It's not, it's not her swimsuit area.
It's her tummy.
Okay.
And I'm so agree about the daylight savings
And I'm trying to concentrate and be a supportive co-host
But it just looks like you rubbed your dog to death
Oh, here we go.
We can all go for that, isn't we?
No, so talks work so late, right?
And by the time he gets home, it's like, I want to go to bed.
Yeah.
But then with the daylight savings,
you kind of get a bit more like juice out of the lemon,
you know what I mean?
Yep.
yeah
that's not a saying
do all states
in America
have daylight savings
or do they also
have weird ones
where some states
do and some states
don't
I believe
some do
some don't
but also
remember when we
were doing our
meet and greet
tour they don't
all start
at the same time
so some
were already
in daylight savings
some hadn't started
yet
and then as we
were driving
through them
it clicked over
and stuff
we did
four states
is that right
it is but so i just googled like if they all have and it says hawaii and most of
arizona remain on the same oh oh god i get completely fucked absolutely not we did
oh so you fucking you live in arizona your neighbors at it's 4 p.m for them and it's 5 p.m. for
you so like their kids are getting home from school and you go i've got an extra hour of
yeah or we're sitting out sun baking and next door it's dark
I'm pretty sure that's what would happen
They're waiting for the bus
The bus has to sit at the bus stop for an hour
Because it's not ready for the next one
Yeah
I just
Can we all just get along
Can we all just fucking decide
I've got
I know this is controversial
I've got two you love to see it
No
Because I've just got a quick one
You don't need two you love to see it
No I just got a quick one from
The first one is
So many people messaged about hearing Mabel sing the other day.
Yeah.
And it warms my heart.
So thank you for that.
But someone said that them and their partner, they call each other Mamu.
Because in Greek, it means little monkey.
Oh.
And so they're like, that's like their little pet name for each other.
And they're like, it's so cool that you call Mabel that.
And I was like, well, it's not because of the Greek little monkey.
It's just because Mabel thought she couldn't say the word Mabel and she just started calling herself Mammu.
Yeah.
And it stuck.
And they're like, oh, it's so cute that you.
use the Greek saying for a little monkey and I was like
That's so, that is really sweet though
I call Pippa my little monkey or monkey butt
Sounds really funny
You were a Greek non-a you would be calling her
But it's like we're both calling her Mamu
So true
Like that feels like a cute little
It's special, it's because we're best friends
Yeah
Now I'm gonna text you
A TikTok from Lord Van Heteero
Luckily I unbricked my phone
And you're gonna open this and you're probably gonna have to
commentate for those people listening
about what the fuck's going on. Oh my God, I've seen this.
Have you been sent it a hundred times? Yes. Yes. But every time,
so there's some things that I get sent a lot where I go, I don't need to watch that again.
I open this every time. All right, hang on.
And explain what we're seeing and hearing.
There is a man in a very fancy suit in front of it.
Hang on, just so that I can set the scene.
There's a man in a very fancy suit in front of like a red velvet curtain.
He's got like 20 of those little, um, squeezable, like chickens.
Um, and he's using them as an instrument.
Booh.
The tone is amazing.
How do we do that?
He's actually quite clever.
Has he, like, tied them off at different areas to get different tones in the chickens?
They're different sizes.
Yeah.
So he's thought about this.
Oh, yeah.
You open the door.
it actually gets funnier the more you watch it yeah and the fact that he does like
two parts of the song as well is really funny and the caption is like titanic song on chickens
like as if well of course oh i get it now yeah like oh why i didn't know what it was here
yeah um i've got you love to see here this is a very very sweet one um this is from melissa whitehead
who actually, coincidence chat,
we met, I believe, in Kentucky
when we were going through and...
Oh, but which time's on?
I know.
I know.
Doing four meet and greets in 24 hours
in four different states
where daylight savings changes
during that 24 hours is not recommended.
So there was one where we were like,
oh my God, we're going to be like an hour late.
And then all of a sudden, the clock changed.
And we were like, we're on time.
like it was crazy amazing for me yeah i wish that i could do that in real life
i'm like fuck am i going to be late then the time just changes what a great fucking thing to
have i want to know if anyone else does this i had like so much to do the other day and i like
also wanted to go to the gym and like bj needed a walk it was just one of those like oh yeah
and i was like i would do anything for the world to just pause for six hours yeah so i could
just go knock a bunch of shit out and then it would like and press start and press play again
yeah and keep going from here yeah is does anyone else have those weird thoughts i think so i think
that's like universal thought i think especially when you like how long do you think whether you'd
like to pause for because i had one the other day i'm like just give me two weeks two weeks i was
like i'll come back jacked two weeks two weeks it'd be a big two weeks okay um but just imagine me in
the kitchen going, do you want a cup of tea? And you go, yeah, and then I come back and I'm just
like, ripped. And I'm like, oh my God, sorry. What sort of tea is that? Did you look like that before?
Or what were you doing in there? Um, I have certainly thought about it. Um, but probably only
ever like a week or so, an hour or so. Okay. Yeah. Except for when you're on holiday. And you go,
oh, couldn't you stay here for an extra week? Yeah. Or like when you wake, this is, I reckon
universal. Like, you wake up on the last day of your trip. And you go, oh,
Just like one more full day.
Yeah.
Like, you're like, I don't want to go to the airport later.
I just like one more day where I don't have to worry about like where my passport is.
So I saw Brittany Saunders who we love to do a real and it was like when the hotel says check out at 10am, me at 9.50 and she's in the pool drinking a cocktail.
And I was like, I get what you're trying to say, but obviously not.
Even for you, that's too much.
Because Tony would be packed the night before bathers away, done.
Checkouts at 10, great.
Book the car for 9.30.
Yeah.
I'll be down there like...
Yeah, just because like...
I saw that and I was like, this would stress Tony.
Rules exist for a reason.
Turning up to the checkout with wet hair.
Oh, and also putting wet bathers in your bag?
That's crazy.
Okay, anyway, I've got a really nice job to see it.
Every other time.
On the money.
Yeah.
No.
You've missed the mark there, Brett.
Melissa says,
Hi, Tony, I've got to you love to see it for you.
On October 5th, so yesterday,
I get to marry the love of my life and my best friend.
We've been friends since we were teenagers,
I've been dating for almost eight years.
We've been through so much together,
coming out of the closet together,
moving into our first apartment,
college, first jobs, first house,
and now the beginning of a new chapter.
I'm so lucky to have her,
and there's no one else I'd rather do life with.
I'd like to shout out to my now wife
and fellow tarpa, Celine.
So we met Melissa and Celine, yeah, in Louisville, in Kentucky.
Melissa said, if this makes the cut,
it'd be great if it could be on Monday's episode on the 5th
as a surprise because we're getting ready to leave on our honeymoon.
Oh shit.
Been listing the whole time since like the beginning of the pod.
Congratulations.
Um, isn't that so beautiful?
And if there's one thing I can say about the honeymoon,
if I find out you guys go swimming 10 minutes before check it out.
Yeah, this is,
it's off.
Yeah, this is,
we will take that shout out out.
Um, but I like,
we'll go back and edit this out.
Charles was done.
Um, but yeah, so Melissa and I were chatting last week and she was like,
oh, I just, we're really excited about the wedding and I was like,
that's so beautiful.
So they're probably getting ready.
right now to go on their honeymoon so have an amazing time hope the wedding was great um i know we do
confessions on tuesday but i've got a confession yeah when you when melissa said i'm marrying
um the love of my life and my best friend i was like oh thruple like both of them because if i
married the love of my life and my best friend i'd be married to you and bridget you know what
me i like that you said that yeah thanks because you're the love of my life yeah is prudgette
best friend?
No.
There's tears, but not.
Tears.
But no.
Tears from her because she didn't win best friend award.
Ayo.
Oh.
She don't need that ambulance.
She's doing comedy.
Scorched her.
Yeah.
I'm married to my best friend.
BJ.
Yeah.
I didn't know you could marry a dog.
Yeah.
It'd be BJ, Tony and Mabes up the top there.
I appreciate that.
And then Bridgett.
Oh.
Dave Parsons.
What about Lily and Charles?
Lily and Charles.
And Sophie.
Sophie be up there.
Bridget be top ten.
No, I love her.
Not my best friend though.
And I think that's fine.
It's healthy for your, you know.
Yeah, I've got other friends.
Yeah.
Like, I'd be her best friend.
But I've got other friends.
Who is Bridget's best friend?
Do you reckon?
Yeah.
Poor girl.
Bridget has friends
The thing about Bridget's friendships
Is that it costs her and her friends money
Exhibit A
Whenever Lily or Bridget buy something
Photos get texted
And then the other ones off shopping all of a sudden
Yeah I love that though
That's what good friends should do
Just too many enables in my life
Yeah
And you're welcome
Yeah although I tried to enable Charles to buy an apartment
Yesterday afternoon
So who am I to fucking speak
Hey
Uh tomorrow we've got a guest
a celebrity guest confession
Michael Jordan
Sorry
You ruined every surprise
I ruined it again
MJ go back
Michael Jordan is at my house
in reservoir
He's looking at the place next door
Did you reckon
You reckon I could imagine
Do you reckon I could talk him into putting a pool in that?
Yeah
It'll be the shape of it
MJ 23 pool
It's a Nike tip
The Jordan arm
The air
That was good sports knowledge from me
The ball at the top of the air
Would be the spa
Yeah
Yeah
And you swim up the arm to that
So you know how I'm like
Like TV shows on like
E News or whatever
And they're like
Oh the property portfolio
Of this celebrity
And it's like Michael Jordan
He's like
He's got this mansion in Chicago
Where he played for the Bulls
He's got this estate
In North Carolina
and he also has some random house in reservoir in Australia
where he shares a Nike stick pool with some podcaster next door
25 million, 25 million, 800,000
Well, you've ruined tomorrow's surprise celebrity confession
Hey, it's the good side of reasonable.
I don't want to throw shade of the bad.
side of reservoir, but this is the good side of reservoir.
Thank you.
And that's why Michael Jordan knew where to buy.
Yeah, he's like...
He had the same buy it as against me.
He used Amy Lunardi.
Amy Lunardi.
Buy his advocates and stars.
Because when Michael Jordan buys property...
He's like, when I want to win championships, I play with Scotty Pippen.
But when I went property on the north side of Melbourne, I go with Amy Lunardi.
Stay in a phone.
Love it!
We've got to send this to 80s.
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