Toni and Ryan - Fifty Hour LOLS

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

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Hello everyone, happy Tuesday. How are we all feeling? Have we got some sleep after the weekend? I certainly have not. It's Producer Cam guys with you taking you through for today's episode. We're going to be throwing back to some of the funniest bits of Tony and Ryan's 50-hour exclusive marathon livestream. Look, what an effort by everyone involved. It was such a fun weekend. Thank you to everyone who tuned in. We are certainly feeling the love over here, and we can't get enough of you, so thank you so much. But let's get straight into it.

We are going to be hearing the guys put their word skills to use with a dirty parody challenge, some infamous coincidence chat, and the guys absolutely belting through some pub trivia question four what is the stage name of dj adam richard wiles is that adam levine the calvin harris oh no he's got a more european sounding name i think um is that... Say it again. What is the stage name of famous DJ Adam Richard Wiles? A-R-W. Maybe you're right. Maybe it is Calvin Harris. What's Floom's name? Floom. Floomy.

You said Calvin Harris. But not with confidence, that's just the first thing that came to mind. But isn't his name Calvin Harris. But not with confidence, that's just the first thing that came to mind. But isn't his name Calvin Harris? Well, it could be. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think that Calvin Harris' name isn't Calvin Harris. And Tiesto is more like Eastern European, right? Yeah.

So he wouldn't be an Adam. And R.I.P. What was Avicii's name? No, his name's Tim. Yeah. Yeah. What was Avicii's name? No, his name's Tim. Yeah. Yeah. What did you say? Zed.

Flume. Calvin Harris. Is it Deadmau5? Deadmau5. Deadmau5. Who sings Bangarang? That's Skrillex. His name's Sonny Moore.

Because he's from First to Last. Yep. He used to be in Amo Band. Can I ask you a question, his name's Sunny Moore. Because he's from first to last. He used to be in Ammo Band. Can I ask you a question, Cam? Question. Sure. Have we said the answer? That's too easy, but yes you have. Okay, so it's Calvin Harris.

I would like to lock in Calvin Harris. Correct. Nice. Calvin Harris. You said that straight away. I thought that Calvin Harris' name was Calvin Harris. Well, yeah, like if you're going to name yourself something and you can choose between DadMail5, Skrillex or Avicii

or literally anywhere, I'll go Calvin. Yeah, after your name's Adam, which is maybe a cooler name than Calvin anyway. Question five is science. Science versus. What is the name given to the science that deals with the motion of projectiles? Motion of projectiles. Is that just physics?

Yeah, I don't really understand the question. There's a special name given to a science that deals with the motion of projectiles. So I'll give you a clue. I'm thinking bullets, missiles. Yeah. Like rocket science? No, there is a... Rocket thing propels itself, whereas a bullet needs a...

Think Mythbusters. Yeah, that's not like physics. You can't Google. We're doing pub trivia. It's Uber Eats. Oh, what did they say? What he was calling. Oh, quick answer. Maybe he knows the answer. Oh, no, that's why I like physics. You can't Google. We're doing pub trivia. It's Uber Eats. Oh, what did they say? Well, he was calling. Oh, quick answer.

Maybe he knows the answer. Oh, no, that's a different call. Franco, can you go? Would you like me to give you a clue? I'm a happy-go-lucky. Okay. Okay. Starts with the letter B.

Oh, ballistics. It's ballistics. Final answer, ballistics. We're locking ballistics. Correct. Yes. Tiny Lodge. Ballistics. I'm soistics. Final answer, Ballistics. We're locking Ballistics. Correct. Yes. Tony Lodge, Ballistics. I'm so smart.

You are so smart. Tony, this one is directed at you. This is an easy win. Well. Can you please name all three unforgivable curses in Harry Potter? Avada Kedavra. Oh, am I allowed to say it? You are.

Okay, so let's do it. Crucio, the Cruciatus curse and um um oh my god i'm so stressed everyone is screaming the answer at you imperious the imper No, no, that's not Imperious, isn't unforgivable. I think we have to pass, Cam. I'm not going to let Tony pass on this one. Unforgivable curses. Killing curse, Avada Kedavra. Yes. Agony or like, or torture. Crucio, Cruciatus curse. Yeah.

What's the final curse that puts people under mind control? Is that the Imperius curse? Is it? Are you going to lock that in? Locking in Imperius. Lock in the three for me, please. Yeah. Avada Kedavra, Cruciatus and Imperius.

Correct! Tiny Lodge. Oh, you had them going, I tell you that much. I'm so upset with myself. How do I know ballistics and not that? True or false? Question seven. The Great Wall of China is regarded as one of the seven wonders of the ancient world.

False. Yeah, I thought the seven wonders were supposed to be natural. No, they're a man-made. But the ancient world. So you know how there's like the Seven Wonders of the modern world? Oh, I don't know anything about different worlds. I'm going to say false. Lock in false.

Final answer? Lock in false. Correct. Tony Lodge. Music? Lyrical. Hopefully, Tony, you might know this one. Yep, audio queen.

In this song, Misery Business by Paramore. Yeah. Great song. Great tune. Tony, you might know this one. Yep, audio queen. In this song, Misery Business by Paramore. Yeah. Great song, great tune. Ryan, you may know this one. How long did the singer have to wait before her enemy broke up with her future boyfriend? Business and misery, let's take it from the top. She's got her body like an hourglass,

it's ticking like a clock. It's a matter of time before we all run out. And before he was mine, she caught him by the mouth. I waited eight long months. She finally set him free. Eight long months or three long years? I'll back Tony. Tony's on a hot streak. Eight long months. Eight long months. Final answer, eight long months?

Yeah. Correct! Yes! Yes! What is the name of Ron Burgundy's pet dog in Anchorman? Baxter or Barkley? It's Baxter. Final answer? Baxter.

Nice. Question nine. Penultimate question. Who was the host of Australian reality TV show Who Dares Wins? Mike Whitney. Final answer, Mike Whitney. Lock it in. You've got it correct.

Bang. Here we go. Here we go. We're one question away from Japanese right now. Here we go. A culinary question. Ooh. The final question.

The bear. For 10 minutes of sleep each. What is the process of baking a pie crust without the filling in it? Blind baking. Final answer? Blind baking. Final answer, blind baking. 10 minutes of sleep each, ladies and gentlemen. Bingo.

Pub trivia. I was going to use that one again. That's fine. Oh, sorry. See ya. Whee. Producer Ken, pick that up. Yep.

Wee! Producer Ken, pick that up. Yep. Since saying how quick you've turned that around. You have the hour to turn the following Calvin Harris song into the dirtiest silliest parody you can create. A suitable parody will award you both 10 minutes of sleep. Sweet Nothing by Calvin Harris and Florence Welsh, who is Florence and the Machine. You took my heart and you held it in your mouth.

All right, let's change heart to dick. Yeah. You took my, you took my tit and you held it in your mouth. And with a cock, all my love came gushing out. Jesus cameushing out. Jizz came rushing out. And every thrust, it's the best. Empty out your single load. It has to rhyme.

Huh? Rules of parody, it has to rhyme. On my chest. So you'll put your cock in my pussy hole And I'm living on such sweet lemon Alright, let's go through and change words And then we'll sing it together, right? Is that the idea?

Yeah, but I'm on the fly Yeah, but hang on There is a cock in me now, alright? There is a cock in me now, me now, me now. You took my something and held it in your mouth and with a tongue. And with a tongue, all my juice came gushing out. Yeah. Great.

Great. Yeah. Let's give him a like. Here you go, darling. You can put this one on. Chuck that one on your lapel, Torbs. Torbs, what's your instant reaction to the hair? Looks good.

I like it. Yeah. Thanks. Tony, would you like to inform Torbs or Ryan inform Torbs on this hours challenge? on this hours challenge? We are rewriting Sweet Nothing by Calvin Harris and Floris Welsh

into a sexy parody in exchange for a 10 minute nap. Okay. Guys, we're almost ready for a performance. Oh. And we're not going to do the whole thing

because that's just going to be like weird. I think it's going to be better acapella. Acapella. Acockpella. You have an hour to come up with.

Fucking piss it in. 44 minutes to spare. That'spella you have an hour to come up with fucking piss it in 44 minutes that's embarrassing you have an hour to turn the following calvin harris song into the dirtiest silly parody you can create a suitable parody will award you 10 minutes each of sleep it's sweet nothing calvin harris and florence rush everyone is ready lauren's ready olivia ready ebony ready renny ready jackie ready tony yep ready ready three two one you took my clearty and you held it in your mouth mouth and with your tongue my juice came gushing out. And every thrust into my ass, emptying out your dirty load. And there is a cock in me now, me now, me now, me now.

now me now so I'll put your cock in my teeth alone and I'm sucking on your big foreskin but I'm tired of groping onto your stock and I'm sucking on your big foreskin and I'm making God and I know my worth when you're giving me a real good stuffing. A great stuffing. A great stuffing. And you're giving me a real good stuffing. Tony Robbins right in the air. Bidey, bidey, bidey, bidey, bidey, bidey, bidey. Fucking get it, dog. That was sick That was sick Fucking get it dog That was sick Fuck we're gonna get

Kicked out for a party I'm pretty sure We're gonna get done By YouTube Cause they'll be like Sounds professional music On the stream What's going on

Hey this is producer Cam And you're listening To the Tony and Ryan podcast. All right, we've got about six minutes to go before the top hour. I want the shittest coincidence story in the comments. Oh, that's good. And can you beat that guy that met a brother one time oh so that is my favorite story ever the guy who was like oh yeah my my girlfriend um thought that she met this guy um and they met this other guy it turns out um he

thought that they thought he knew my brother but it wasn't him literally someone sent us that story and it was the full version uh brooklyn gale i was watching you guys doing the stream and then i fell asleep and i woke up and you were still streaming yep that's that's it's a long time my nan okay becky mckay my nana's birthday is on the same day as my boyfriend's mum's birthday. Hang on. Say that one again. I don't think I can. Yeah, oh, because I just need high octane fun. Say that one again.

Fuck, people are losing it. And that, by people, I mean me. I lost the thing. It went too far. Oh, no, here we go. Ask this guy when his birthday was and we had the same birthday. Turns out he's my twin. Oh, that's a great story.

That is a great story. That's a great story. Is that Lindsay Lohan? No. That was a movie. My Nana's birthday is on the same day as my boyfriend's mum's birthday. Okay. My mate's girlfriend and I found out we were born 15 minutes

apart that's not interesting it's not emily in capital letters has said oh my god coincidence pod was the funniest episode ever um the guy i am seeing has the same birthday as my dad and his mother has the same birthday as my sister and his mother has the same birthday as my sister and his mother used to work with my mum. Oh, Lisa, I don't give a fuck. I know we are, Lisa. Lisa, my God. Love you, Lisa.

You fucking comment all the time. Taryn said, coincidence, I got railed and gave birth to a son later. That's just, that's how it is, isn't it? Is she missing some steps there or is that the situation? I'm sure some things happened in between. I think it was that afternoon she gave birth to a son. Got railed, had a kid.

I'd say something happened sometime before that. My wedding anniversary was on the day that this live stream started and I didn't see my husband all day. What a coincidence. You were busy. That's not a coincidence. That's like being like, oh, I went to work today and I wasn't at home. Coincidence.

Randomly met my half-sister at a music festival. Did you buy tickets together? Yeah. And then went, oh, of course you're here. Well, hang on. I don't know if it's Sarah Crumpton. I didn't know my little brother existed until I was three years old. Oh, I've just gotten a fucking text in coincidence.

I think I actually. Tony's brother sent it. My brother's just sending a coincidence i actually think i might have told this on the podcast because this is actually quite a good coincidence okay my brother's wife her name is chelsea renee yep and if my brother was gonna be a girl yeah my the name my mum picked for him was Chelsea Renee. So Chelsea Renee would have ended up with Chelsea Renee. I mean...

I mean, there's a few like... Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But... That's actually a pretty fucking crazy coincidence. Like, that's a pretty good coincidence. My wife and her sister were born 16 years and one day apart. This is not even the same date.

It's not even the same date. It's almost the same date. Oh my God. My mum and Torbs' mum were both born. What? I was waiting for this. No, that's it. and Torbs' mum were both born. What? I was waiting for this. No, that's it.

Would you believe it? Someone said their favourite episode was way back when it was Big Popcorn. Oh, I liked Big Popcorn. Coincidence. I used to date this guy who turned out to be gay and so am I. What? Like, what? I dated a guy who turned out to be gay and so am I.

Yeah, and so did I. But they were dating, did they? Was it a girl who wrote in? Sorry. Maybe it was two boys. If it was a girl who rode in that week Oh hang on Chloe just said My boyfriend's first girlfriend

Works in the same place I work Dog toys My colleague works in the same place I do My colleague works at the same place I do. This is so good. I have the same birth date as my sister to the day. Oh, so your parents fucked at the same time. It must have been an anniversary or something.

Born on the same day, like to the day. But yeah, that's what it means. My best friend is also named Cassandra and we were both born in July. It's not even the same day.

Why am I crying? I'm actually crying. I haven't cried since Tony's sung about the foreskins a few hours ago. Fucking hell. Thank you so much. I hope you enjoyed today's episode. Of course, my love to see it today is going to be you guys. Look, your support during the stream kept us all awake

and helped us all throughout the weekend. I haven't seen a more lively chat on a live stream event before. Thank you guys so much. We felt so loved by you all and we can't wait to do it all again soon. We will see you very soon, my loves. Ciao for now.