Toni and Ryan - Fill 'er up little momma

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

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Hello and welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Tony. This is Ryan. And we never start an episode of our podcast. Sorry, I forgot what we're doing here without the approval of a talk. Sorry. I have to talk so fast my brain just sometimes like it just gets out of sync. Now, is that one is now one of those times? It's happening now. Meg is in New Zealand now.

Meg, I just want to do a quick little check in because I believe you and Tony are spirit animals. Really? Meg do you own a stand-up paddleboard? I do a stand-up paddleboard. Do you own an electric bike? I do also own an electric bike. Do you own a treadmill? I also own a treadmill yes and I have used none of them in the last two years. Hey Megan, Meg, it sounds like we're doing an Ironman. Bike, swim, run. The Ironman used the thing. Yeah, that's what we're doing, I'm saying. The Ironman have not doing it. That's what we're training for.

That's what we're training for. And in the first leg, I will not be riding and in the second leg, I will not be riding. Oh, well, I won't list any of the things that Ryan owns that he doesn't use. I would never. What don't I? Yeah, but I don't- The thing you realize about an electric bike is that it really hurts your vagina.

And I've always said that. Yeah. Shh. Shh. Is that true? Mine's okay. Well, Tony would know. Like have you ridden the bike enough to find out? No. Like have you rode the bike enough to find out?

No. Yes. I guess not. Meg, will you approve today's podcast? I will approve today's podcast. Yay! Thank you. This is Meg from Toeronga and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the show.

It's a bit of an awkward start today because I accidentally just called Charles Charlie and Tony doesn't know how she feels about that. Twice. Yeah. Yeah. You're sitting on his bed. We're still she feels about that. Twice. Yeah. Yeah. You're sitting on his bed, we're still in the hotel in New York. Yeah. So.

I think, well, I mean, it's up to Charles, isn't it? I just think like when you back in a fresh nickname, it's just a big moment. Remember when I called you Ry? We talked about that for weeks. We did not. Yes, we did. I wasn't backing in a nickname. I just said it.

There's a difference., I just said it. There's a difference. Twice and you sang it. Yeah, but I was just like doing a thing and trying to have fun. You know how I do that and you guys hate it. Yeah, so Charlie gets it. He just spat water everywhere. Wow, okay.

Welcome to a Thursday. We are in Charles's hotel room in... Whose? Don't. Sorry, I was trying to move on. I only know him by Charlie. It's not that I don't like the nickname and if you would like us to call you that. For this episode, I'd love Charlie.

We'll see how it feels. You're so Charles. You're so Charles. Yeah. Little rich boy. Yeah. I'm not a rich boy. If I was a rich boy. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. We are in the hotel in the, where are we in? New York. What do they say for the, I'm seeing a lot of Fee D. I think it's Fire Die. I'm seeing a lot of Fire Die. Yeah. For Finance District. And I've never seen it before and I like it. I texted it to you before we left and I said I think they call it Fire Die and you guys did not reply. Oh I thought you were talking about a restaurant and it was like a cool little restaurant called like Fee Dee

and I was like oh it sounds like a little cool suit place. No no no it's like yeah what they call the the hood I guess. It makes a lot more sense because a lot of places I've looked up are all called the same thing. Yes, lots of cool little restaurants are all called Firedyes. Is that a chain? Yeah, kind of. Is that like McDonald's?

That's just the place we're staying. Yeah. Which one is it? Oh, we're at the Firedyes one. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm glad we got that sorted.

Me too. Just a couple of finance whizzes, getting the job done. Yeah. No. I'm glad we got that sorted. Me too. Just a couple of finance wizards getting the job done. Yeah. No? Phi y. Finance wizard. It's like Wi-Fi. Wizard fizzin'. What does Wi-Fi mean? Oh. Charles, you should know that. Wi-Fi means wireless fidelity. Ooh, if you want to come down to my room, you can know that. Wifi means wireless fidelity.

If you want to come down to my room, you can get wireless infidelity. I don't know what the wireless implies. It means I've already charged my toys. I was about to say the battery operator. Let's do normal on our. Laura Jane has a normal on our. Hi Laura.

Not using the rear windscreen wipers of your car when there's a car behind you in case the people in that car think you're doing it to get a clearer look at them. Oh. There's a new anxiety unlocked. So you put your windscreen wipers on the back. Yeah. And the person behind you goes, is that guy fucking checking me out? No but I don't really use it a lot because it makes a noise yeah because

you know how you don't really like use it and then it goes like BAAA when you try and use it and it makes like a huge noise. Aren't they a part of the um just auto or do you turn it on specifically? If your car has that. No but like. Well not all cars have that. Because I would have, if mine doesn't have auto then I've never turned it on ever. Yeah. Who's the rich boy now? Yeah. We'll have to call him Ryan John Chucks. Actually I've got some breaking news. I got an email, should I save this? I don't, I don't know what it is. I got an email from the people at Suzuki overnight. Oh.

They're calling it in. Well, you're not in the country. Yeah, I can't take that on. I'm actually in a different hemisphere right now. Are you serious? Yeah. I think I've been flaunting it, the fact that I've still got it a little too hard.

How have we been flaunting it? We've just done a little. Yeah. And then they go, why is that guy winking every Friday? I'll still wink tomorrow because I'm still, it's still with us. Yeah. Not in the USA. Yeah.

And that's how we got here. Yeah. That's how we packed all this gear for the podcast. Charles was like, we'll have to drive. I think there was a little bit of chat of like, oh, some potential. I didn't, I mean, it was after the Webby, so it was a very late email. Yeah. Maybe I just imagined it. Nah, just tell them that you imagined it. Yeah. And just see if I can, if I can keep it till June, why June? Like as in if I can just sneak a few more weeks.

Sure. I'm like, financial year. Like what's the implication of it being due to June? I will squeeze them till July. Do you know what I mean? Like maybe that's the- Yeah. But you want to get rid of it before like July 1st

because you're the asset. Do you know what I mean? Tony moves to Firedyre once and becomes a fire guy. It's about the time in the market. Not. Timing the market. Correct. So what I'm trying to say is I don't know how to turn

the rear windscreen wiper on in the Jimny cause I've never attempted it. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's fair. Okay. I've never thought about it being to like get a better look at the people behind you. Makes sense though. I always like to like check out the people behind me and then I always panic that like

they can see my eyes checking them out in the mirror. Yeah, I have thought that too, especially if they like die, die, die like that. But then you never really notice the car in front of you doing that, right? No. So like... Yeah. And is that just an anxiety that you go like, you think about it for a second and then it like fades away?

Yeah. Thanks for unlocking all those fears though, Laura. Someone once like I was in, it was in a Facebook group, I think it might've been like the life uncut discussion Facebook group and someone did this post and they just went like fucking berserk because they were in their car and someone in front of them did their like windscreen washer and the flecks of the water hit their car. Oh. And they were like, oh like paint jobs are so expensive and like you've got, and I was like, what? Paint job? And she's like, some people really care about their car and it's so fucked up that you would just like get other cars wet. And I was like,

okay, it's in the rain. It's outside. Like it's gonna, you know, it's probably gonna see. Do you drive exclusively in Westfield car parks undercover? And even that, I mean, the stuff's drooping off those ceilings. Fuck. Do you know what I mean? Like that's much worse than a little bit of fucking window washer fluid.

But yeah, I mean, you're on the road, sweetheart. Like, but yeah, and she just went burko and all these people were like, I think that you actually need to chill out. She went burkenstock. Sorry, that's okay. I'm so mad, I'm going to put these really comfy sandals on. Yeah, and that's fair enough.

She's going burko. Everyone handles things differently. They should do an ad campaign like- Go burko. Yeah. Yeah. But they like reclaimed the word and they're like going burko means like going off, off road in your, you know, cool sandals

Well, they're not an off-road sandal. Are they? No, they're not a teva You're right. They're not a teva. I Don't know what a teva is. I can tell Alan Friar Forbes has a normal now. Oh, fucking hell Alan save some fucking names for the rest of us Imagine me. OK, I don't know if this fucking works yet, but I'm just going to do it in real time. All right, so she creates a fortune.

Oh, Alan. Yeah. OK, yep. And then someone becomes an heir to the Friar fortune. What? I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm crying. I actually, what? Say it again. So so you know you'd be like what's her name the Toblerone fortune what's her name Friar Alan Friar what did you have three names Alan Friar Forbes I'm crying I think I'm too tired I think I'm too tired. So Frya's not her name? Yeah, that's... Her last name?

Last name's Frya Forbes. Well, so then you wouldn't be the air Frya, would it? Would be the air Frya Forbes. Yeah. That's what works as well. No! I don't know that it works anyway. I've just got silly.

I've just got silly. Anyway, have we ran out of things yet? Do you know what that just reminded me of? I don't know that it works anyway. Sorry, today's gonna be silly. I've just got silly. I've just got silly. Anyway, have we run out of things yet? Do you know what that just reminded me of? You know, only because I know I'm getting silly too, because it's just like jet lag and everything. Yeah, shit's gonna get wild. Do you remember though, in LA, I'm coming back around because I'm about to tell you

something that's really funny. Do you remember in LAX, when we were, we had a fucking like five hour layover, we sat there for ages, and we all three of us started getting a little bit silly, and you said, Tony, what type of silly are you about to be? And I said, I think I'm gonna get mad. And I said, I'm the type of silly that gets annoying. And then you said, that's the worst combination.

And then you said, can you ever be mad and annoying at the same time? And I said, no, I've been asked to get that. Oh, I'm back now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, Ellen Frye Forbes, no airs. Oh, air fryer.

What does Ken Brook have to say? This is from Ellen. Ellen. Not Alan, as some Melbourne folks would pronounce it. Back in Melbourne. Aren't you a New Yorker now? I am. I'm walking here. Charlie liked that one.

My wife. No! It wasn't the type that was it. Confronted me saying that I need to wash my ooty. Oh, I thought that was going to go a different direction. She started calling it the bacteria blanket. Oh. I refuse to wash it as it means it would

be losing its ooty fluffiness. It does. And that's exactly what happens. Normal or nah, not washing your woody for more than a year. Now for those playing along, we often are wearing woody's at the approvals desk to start an episode. You will see that on Friday. I think for legal purposes. For legal purposes. You see that on Friday, but all the ones you hear during the week,

we're still wearing the official. Cause we record them all at the same time. Yeah. No, we record them every day live. At the same place. Yeah. Hello? We're, sorry, we got one now.

I'm taking calls. Calling coming. Yeah, I was just listening to your show. Yeah. Oh, sorry, we're live. Acting. Do you reckon her live podcast is filmed like near where we are now?

I don't know, but that live podcast was with Bobby Lee. It was too. In the show, yeah. That's fucking weird, hey. Yeah, it's like a weird crossover. Um, Tony. Yes? Considering we have woody's and have had them for a year, do you think it is normal or nah

to not wash your woody for more than a year? And has this been discussed in Tarp Tower back in the Southern hemisphere? There's a, there's a lot that I could say about this. So yes, we bought the- Are you in a annoying or angry mood? No, so we bought the woody's for, yeah, as a costume, like a uniform to wear for those. And then sometimes it gets a bit chilly in the office and someone might have been wearing their woody outside of scheduled

costume time. Someone also might have worn it to eat quite a bit of food and they've got quite a bit of food on them now and I put yours on the other day and I was like holy moly these need to be washed We've been through an Easter period Yeah, it was like barbecue sauce and everyone knows That that comes after summer. Yeah, so summer means Sausages and barbecue sauce and then we roll around to Easter, which means chocolate. Then we move around to winter, which means like heated up spaghetti and lasagna and stuff,

like tomato sauce. I actually, like I said to Lily before we left, I was like, could you take these to the dry cleaner? Like, because I think- Oh, that'll fuck their fluffiness, no, the chemicals. Well, but I think that- Everyone knows that. But I think that that would be better, wouldn't it,

than putting it through the washer and dryer or maybe take it to a laundromat where it was big enough to spin them properly. Because you just put them in and they would be stuck. Yeah because they would get so heavy when they're wet. Is it true that someone said there's a three course meal on this Ooty? That sounds really funny. Did you say that? That's really funny. I don't say funny really funny. Did you say that? That's really funny. I don't say funny things. Did you actually say that? That's why my

name is second. I just heard it in the office. Oh. Someone's like I could dine for days on this oody. Oh I didn't hear that. That's hilarious. Okay. But I whoever said that. I was like these really need to get washed and then we were chatting about it and then the next day, Ryan comes in and goes, ha, did those get washed? No, it wasn't the next day, it was like 30 minutes later. Oh, I thought it was the next day. He walked up from upstairs. He's like, oh, have these been washed?

And I was like, what? I was like, why? Did you wash them? Did you wash them? And Ram's like, oh, nah. And I was like, well, so no, they haven't been washed. So when you say they should be washed, are you saying that's on me?

No, no, no, no, I think it was more just the, ha, so did someone wash these? I was like, did you wash them? I think they were folded nicely. Did you offer to wash them? They looked like they'd been someplace and come back. Obviously not. Hey, Karen Lucas has a normal or not.

Hi, Karen. And it's a pub related normal or not. Oh, this is a area. No, and I was gonna say, do you think after this one, one we just like take a break from pubs for a little bit? Well we had to take a break from like pooing even though my love to see it was poo based yesterday. Yeah well you know you can come we're in a new hemisphere now and things come and go so. But this is Karen Lucas. I was getting my bits waxed and obviously it needs to be hot, the wax, but they put it on and it was really hot.

Yeah. Cause it can rip your skin off. It's fucked. And so Karen says to the lady, Oh, like it's a bit hot. And the lady goes, Oh, no problem, sweetheart. And then blows on the wax. Blows on my puss like it was a hot chippy you're about to hand to an eager toddler. Karen's words, not mine. Yeah, Karen, okay.

Tell me this is not normal behaviour because it's a big nah from me. Um, oh God. I mean nah, because I don't want that to happen. You don't want your pussy blown? I also just wouldn't they just turn like the wax pot down? Oh, I think the, no, no, like when it was on her. Yeah, no, no, no, but they would need to actually like, because I don't think that blowing it once it's on you,

wouldn't make it not hot. Oh, I think it's just damage control. As in in the moment, I'm just trying to release the flame. But that would just make it hard. It wouldn't make it not burn from the bottom. You know what I mean? Well, I know when I'm being blown on the genitals, it does make it hard. Yeah, I walked right into that.

Yeah. Yeah. Hi, it's Max from Toronga and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Okay, scandalous things have just happened here in the New York hotel room. Obviously everyone knows if you want Swedish fish you move to New York City. So Charles bought some Swedish fish candy. I assumed it was real fish. What are those like Japanese little like, like you get little sardines but it's chopped up and it's got like a little powder thing on it and it's like a little snack?

I thought that's what Swedish fish was, I thought it was actual fish. I don't even know what you're talking about. Do you like, and you don't like the Swedish, and we've just tasted the Swedish fish. I don't like them. They're my favorite candy in America. I really like the texture but I don't like the taste. It just tastes like lollies. No, it's got a weird aftertaste. Let me double check. I really like the texture, but I don't like the taste. It just tastes like lollies.

No, it's got a weird aftertaste. Let me double check. Yeah, no, I have another one. Ooh. That one wasn't. Was yours hot? Yeah. Yeah, the one I just had wasn't,

which is like the first one I've ever had. Don't you reckon they've got a weird taste? No, it tastes delicious. I fucking love Swedish fish. Oh, I really like the first one I've ever had. Don't you reckon they've got a weird taste? No, it tastes delicious. I fucking love Swedish fish. Oh, I really like the texture, but it's got like a weird aftertaste. No, it tastes like red frogs, I feel, but like the better version of red frogs.

Red frogs are too hard. These are right on. Yeah, cause a red frog, you can't chew it. It just like gets stuck in your teeth. Weird aftertaste. A Swedish fish from Sweden? Or is they just called that for some reason? A weird aftertaste with Swedish fish

could be due to a few factors. Might be a bit stale. It might even have some mold or debris. That's good. No, they're not from Sweden. They are from made in Canada and Turkey. Okay. It's not fish, it's Turkey. Turkish American Swedish fish. I like the texture is hell yeah. I've got a few champion tarpa shout outs here from our Patreon. Holly Wilkin, good on you Holly. Lexi, thank you so much.

Becca Snow. Zeres, thank you very much. Carolina Leaf and Brenna Frank, thank you very much for being part of Patreon. Absolutely love to say it. Do love to say it. We've got a champion type of live stream on Friday morning at 10 o'clock. Toronto time. Toronto time. so you can figure that out yeah I reckon that'll be what really late Friday night in Australia I don't

know oh when this oh no no no I was about to say when this episode comes out the Hawks are playing but that's not true. No. How many bars in New York have the AFL on it 4am in the morning? I don't think any of them. Could I just go back on the record? I lied at Swedish fish are from Sweden. How could you have gotten that wrong? Like I'm not actually being a dick. How could you have gotten that wrong? How did you get Canada and Turkey if it was Sweden? Cause that's where they're made. That's where they're made now. But they originally in the 1950s are from Sweden.

I mean... Case closed. Oh, I don't think that you have the authority to close a case. Detective Dunn was not required here. It had the name on the packet. Yeah, it literally, quite literally does what it says on the tin. Yeah, fuck. Um, all right. so we're here in New York City. Thank God. And when it comes to details and admin, I think we all know who is the best in the team to do stuff like book flights, hotels,

et cetera. Yep. Ryan, Jonathan, Dunn. So I booked the flights for everyone. Yep. And I would say of the details, 98% correct. Yeah. We came to the right city. We're heading off to Toronto.

Then we're going to LA. We're gonna be on Happy Wife, Happy Life podcast for those playing long at home in LA and then we fly out of LA back to Melbourne. Nailed it for Charles, nailed it for myself, nailed it for the dates, nailed it for the Webbys, nailed it for everyone. What dates did you nail? The dates we were travelling on. Oh sure, yep. But it turns out when you're traveling to the US, you need to say their-

When you're traveling anywhere. You need to say their full name. Do you have a middle name, Charles? Yeah, I do. What is it? William. Yeah, it's William. That's right, I remember laughing going,

fuck, he's rich, yeah. Charles William Peterson. Yeah,. Charles William Peterson. Yeah. Next in fucking line for the clone. Clone? Yeah. I got Tony's full name right. I got my full name right. The only thing I got wrong was Tony's birthday. I was out by a week. And they really care about that. So I thought I was close enough. It turns out, can we dock your birthday just so I can get some numbers? So Tony's birthday is on the 28th. My wife's on the 21st and I got the next one. Not of the same month. Not of the same month.

Like I think that's an important thing. Well, I'm also on the 28th. So then I was like, well, Tony can't be on the 28th. That's like just crazy. Because coincidence chat, what are the chances one in 30? Well, that sounds more like, likely that that's how you, that's how I remember yours. Cause I'm like, oh, same date.

Yeah, so when I see yours, I go, well, that's not right. And so I went 21st, but it turns out that's my wife's birthday. But not the same month. She's February, Tony's November. Actually, probably mathematically could not be further away from each other. Yeah. Anyway, it turns out when you type in the birthday, it has to be the...

It has to match your passport. Yeah, and Tony's didn't. But we all made it, didn't we? Now is there, was there a time... Well, actually, you talked me through how you felt about all of this. Um, well, so I know that you were like, oh, like we got everything booked and whatever because someone else was going to help us book stuff.

But you got excited. I'll get, I'll do it. I don't mind. No, but you got excited. I'll just jump in. I don't mind. And you were like, and you were like, no, I've already done it. It's already done.

And it was like, oh, okay, cool. Are you sure that everything's fine? You're like, yep, no worries. And then Charles was checking something and they were like, oh, just flagging like the dates you've given us for one of the passengers doesn't match the other stuff. And that was when, and it was only like a week before we left, and that's when it all came to the surface that my birthday was wrong. And I said to you like, oh,

cause I didn't know what was wrong. Like I didn't know what thing was actually incorrect and I just assumed it was the year because I was like, oh, you know the date, but the year must be wrong. Well, because I would, I would believe that. I don't know what year you were born. Yeah.

I also just had a crack at that. And I remember a few days after I booked the flights, something else came up and you said, yep, I'm, uh, 28th November, 1993. You're like, fuck, I nailed that. I said, Oh, that's good news. And Tony goes, why? And I go, Oh, cause that's what I said, oh, that's good news. And Tony goes, why? And I go, oh, cause that's what I guessed your birthday was. And I said, why did you guess it?

Why didn't you just text me? And you're like, because I knew what it was. And I was like, okay, he didn't. And yeah, so somebody else was going to do it. Ryan got excited and just did it. We ended up on the phone with fucking Qantas for like three or four hours trying to still get nowhere Which is surprising. Yeah, and they just said I should be they said I should be fine

They were like that should actually just be okay They were like we can change it in the back end, but we can't change your ticket I was like, it's a digital fucking ticket. Yeah, but you get internet exists Like you're gonna give me my boarding pass my fucking phone like why? Like what do you mean seat in five seconds on my seat in five seconds on my phone you can change my birthday on a form. Are you telling me that if I drove down to the Melbourne Airport right now my tickets already printed out? Is that what you're is that what you're telling me? Yes. You've got a hard copy laminated already and

there's no way that I'm gonna be able to board the plane I think what we can all agree on is this is on the airlines. I Mean But literally why didn't you just text me cuz I knew it but you didn't know it. Yeah, but Being wrong is different to not knowing. Do you know what is also crazy is that you had My frequent flyer number and that was correct. Hey, hey, hey, I don't fuck with points. But that was correct.

We're points guys. But not my birthday. And it's actually, I know that this probably sounds like, oh, he doesn't know my birthday. It's actually hell not. It was more just that the admin of like, I don't care if you don't know my fucking birthday is. When I saw you clearing customs to get into the United States of America, you were like ahead of me in the line.

And even though it turns out this wasn't the point where you would get banned. It would be a problem, yeah. I thought that was where the point of it was. So Ryan goes, oh mate. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. And then we get to the luggage, like carousel thing. Ryan goes, mate, like how good you got through? And I was like, what do you mean? You're like, cause the birthday was wrong. And I was like, no, no, fuck, fuck. And then we get to the luggage, like carousel thing. Ryan goes, mate, like how good you got through?

And I was like, what do you mean? And you're like, cause the birthday was wrong. And I was like, no, no, no, that like, the problem is like at the gate of the flights. And you go, oh, well amazing. You got through and I was like, yeah, but we've got like six more flights to take and you've got my birthday wrong on all of that.

I was stressed, that whole 14 hour flight. I was like, oh fuck, I hope she goes around. Nah, it was getting on. Yeah, oh, well we could have let me normally the problems get enough oh I'm so sorry that I added stress to you I've got this I've got this entire like speech like document in my phone ready to like show any flight attendant that like gives me any questions and even my shit well cuz on the phone they were like right these things down so that

whoever asks you you can give them they ask you say no check the what the flight and even my shit. Well, because on the phone they were like, write these things down so that whoever asks you, you can give them this. If they ask you say no, check the flight document, the flight manual. API information. Yeah, there were letters said. But so they were like this, like speak their language when they're asking you and I was like, great, I've got this whole document. So yeah, so I just need to keep that handy for the rest of the trip because of all the flights. How many more we got? One to Toronto, one to LA, and then LA to home. So I'm sorry for being selfish and worrying about it. Yeah. I'm sorry. Finally. I'm sorry. Finally she admits it. But no, it ended up being okay. And can I say something? Please. I know that we're all- I'll allow you to. I know we're all a bit silly at the moment. Like I know we're a bit silly

and I love you very much. Like I do. What are you about to say? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this isn't bad. I'm just feeling a little bit vulnice I think, cause I'm a little bit tired. Okay. But I think I did really well at not stressing about not getting on the plane. I thought that I would do such a bad job and I would just think about it the whole time. Then I was like, you know what? If I don't get on, it's going to be a great story. Are you about to cry? Yeah. I just said I'm feeling really vulnerable because I'm just tired. Yeah.

And just jet lagged and stuff. Yeah. You are, no, you were... Like I was actually pretty cool about it. Yeah. And I was very proud of myself, like regulating myself to a point where I was actually pretty cool about it. Yeah. And I was very proud of myself, like regulating myself to a point where I was like, this is fine, I know what I'm telling them. Yep.

Like I was like, I can't worry about this. I've got my information here. The worrying has been done and I'm prepared. Well, there's no worry, like I can't change it. I tried, they can't, that's fine. Yep. What'd you call them? Don't say that to the customers, people.

But do you know what I mean? Like I could have really like gone full tilt. I know. Yeah. I know. Yeah. No you did a good job. Because I also until we'd cleared customs like sort of didn't want to bring it up for that reason. Yeah totally. If she is doing well and then I go, geez why aren't you feeling bad about that? And I was like, oh my god I forgot that I. Have you been worrying enough about this? Yeah. Why? How you don't seem like you care about getting on this plane. So now I've just got to get through the rest of them. Yeah. Yeah.

Do we feel collectively though, even though we've got, you know, some fun people to meet and stuff, they're like, now that the Webbys are done, it's kind of like, Oh, well. And that's why I reckon today I've crashed. Oh, the adrenaline. Because I think there was like so much leading up to the Webbys and I'm like, oh, well, like. And that's why I reckon today I've crashed. Oh, the adrenaline. Because I think, yeah, there was like so much leading up to the Webbies and I was like, good excited.

But it was like, there was so much going on and so much like leading up to that moment that now that that's happened, I'm kind of like, oh, but also I've like, then all the other realities of like. If you ever feeling down. Sleeping in a, you know, different bed and all that. This is for Tony. This is for me.

What about Charlie? No. For you listening, this is also for you. If you're ever feeling down and you just need a little like, you know, just a slight little... Just a little one. Just know that Charles and I got a drink the other night and he got asked for ID.

Doesn't that just really? Yeah. And he went, I don't have one. He's like, I'm just 13 years old. And what do they say? He carded. He was carded. They say that in Australia. It's an Australia thing. I think that's Ozzy.

Got carded at the server. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I thought that was an American thing. No, carded at the bodlo. I reckon here they probably say like ask for ID. Like how they say you remember that servo we went past. I was like, well, it's a BP just like we have back home. And you said, how do they say that here? And I said, Tony's really good at accents, but it's the words don't help. It doesn't, but it sounds exactly the same, don't you reckon? B-P. Hey, I'm just going down to the B-P.

That's how it would sound. I don't know, dude. What do you think? No. No. That's part of America we're from. Just do it. Which part of America we're from?

All of it. It's all the same. Oh! I don't think so. No, how would they say it here in New York? I don't think I know how to speak New York or American. Do an accent that you're familiar with. Do the generalized American that I do. What's his name?

That was the slowest reaction ever. Generalized. Very good. Um, I don't think I, I don't even know what Americans sound like. I've lost the plot. I'll tell you it's BEEPING. No, but I don't want to do that one. Do, no, that's what you, cause it's a hard one.

BEEPING. Well, no, you're just being silly. That's not it. Down to the B-P. I don't know what that was. That wasn't American. That was Elvis getting fueled. I don't know what that was.

I just fill her up a little more. I'm not a thank you I'm crying I'm silly I need a nap Fill her up little mama. Is that the name of the episode? That is so funny. Yeah I'm just down at the BP. Can we end this?

Have we finished yet? Fuck me. Oh I've got a love to say it. Is it you saying, fill her up little mama? Fill her up little mama. Uh huh. Um, Christina. It's actually very good.

Christina has a love to say it. Hi, Christina. My two and a half month old daughter is Ivana and she is obsessed with Tony and Ryan. Whenever she's crying I just put the Tony and Ryan YouTube channel on and look at her there, look at that picture. Oh hi Ivana. She's just laying on her blanket and watching Tony and Ryan. Oh that is so cute. One of the tiniest little tarpas. She recognises Aunty Tony and Uncle Ryan's voices and it keeps her chill Oh, she's gonna love the accent. You just did. Yeah, fill her up little mama. Hey little Ivana

Did you do you remember Ryan that TV show like from when we were kids I know you didn't watch a lot of TV when you're growing up, but like little Elvis Jones and the truck stoppers Do you remember that show? No, it's honestly like a favorite more phone. kids. I know you didn't watch a lot of TV when you were growing up, but like Little Elvis Jones and the Truck Stoppers. Do you remember that show? No. Oh, it's honestly like a fevered- You could have said five more foreign words. No, I know. It's like a fever dream. I don't even know if it's real. I don't think it is. Anyone in the comments- Anything in Leisure Suit Larry? That sounds like a porno. Uh, no. That's the height of fashion. Leather suit Larry? Leisure suit Larry.

You can see where I am. Yeah because leisure suit Larry also doesn't sound like a porno at all. Yes, true. Yeah but leather suit Larry obviously. I'm thinking of Johnny Bravo. Oh yeah I watched Johnny Bravo. I haven't but when I used to have big hair people used to say that. Johnny Bravo. I've watched that. I haven't. I haven't. Okay. What do you love to see Tony Lash?

You love to see here from Samantha. It's really sweet. She recently turned 30 and celebrated four years at her current job. She said, I never thought this would happen as I'm a single mum and had a really rough early twenties and felt like really off path. She says, when I was on maternity leave, I got my administrative assistant diploma while caring for the baby Holy fuck my goal for myself at the time was to secure a job by my birthday Which was just a couple of weeks later and not only did she secure the job. Her first day was on her 26th birthday So turning 30 she's like, oh my God, it's like a big milestone

birthday, four years at the company. It's a tech startup and there's only two other women in the company. And she said, I'm so proud of myself and showing my little girl an example of things women can do. Isn't that so sweet? Impressive. So beautiful. And also Samantha, like, even though you're doing it so that your daughter is proud

of you like I hope that you're proud of yourself because that's fucking yeah that's hard work. That's hard work. Um are some of us slightly disappointed that she's got one great job and not two jobs because as soon as you said she's a single mom I thought. Single mom who sucks two cocks. No who works two jobs. Oh I don't know that version. Okay But I it's probably better. Let's just go

Job yeah, yeah Thanks, thanks Sorry that you love say it wasn't that really good enough for iron if you could do better next time that be awesome No, you have. What's the Reba version of you've been Reba'd me because every time you say a single mom, I just. I didn't even say single mom. What did she say?

Oh, yeah. I'm a single mom. And I was like, yeah, yeah. Who works two jobs? Who loves her kids? You know what we haven't seen in America this time? Reba. We haven't seen her on a billboard.

We haven't seen her in a magazine. Did that happen more in Dallas? It was more. Reba town? Reba country? Is New York Reba country? No. You know?

It was more in Texas. Also in Vegas because she would probably did a lot of residency Energy. Um, aren't you pop up on a TV ad from here to here and we haven't really been watching it She's made on TV from here. Yeah from Dallas Vegas Vegas. From coast to coast. Alright. Tomorrow on the show. Oh it's the end. Areba dirci. What that means? I don't speak Spanish. Um, tomorrow... You're nasty today. What language was it? Italian. I also don't speak... No, Americana.

Americana... Americana is the only language I do speak. Does anyone want taco bell? No, you already ate it today. Ah, it was very late last night. That doesn't count. See, nasty today. You're nasty on days you have Taco Bell. I'm like front trap supreme in 18 hours and I'm starting to wig out a little bit.

I don't think I like Taco Bell, but what I will say is I've only had it in Australia and it's probably... Oh no. Okay, shut up. Fucking hell. And I know that it's probably not as good as like what it is here. But I also think that all like when you get like Tex-Mex food, because when you cook it at home, it's like you can kind of make it the way that you like it. So when you get it on my own. What I will say is everything you've said is like correct.

I appreciate you, thanks. And if you have Taco Bell here and don't like it, that's also fine. Totally, thank you. But what I will say is, is don't judge the American one on the Australian. But that's what I'm saying, like I've only had it in Australia

and I was so disappointed because like- Oz Tex-Mex. Yeah, cause hearing Taco Bell on the movies all this time and then I had it came to Australia and I was like this is not that good let's tonight I'll get you a crunch wrap supreme. You said you were gonna take us out for yummy dinner. You even said you'd pay for me. Tony said that. I did say that yeah that was me. I will pay for you Charles. You know what we will go to Taco Bell. No, we'll go out for dinner.

But Taco Bell's not supposed to be had for dinner. It's supposed to be when you get home from dinner and go, fuck's sake, I'm just a little bit hungry. Oh. Like a little late night snack. Like just, and you do a little soft shell or something. A Crunchwrap Supreme. I don't know what that is.

I don't know what that is. And here's the other thing about Taco Bell. On the menu, there's like 45 things. And here's the other thing about Taco Bell. On the menu there's like 45 things. They're all the same thing. Oh. Just with different names. Cool. So you could get a Crunchwrap Supreme

or you could get something else. Basically- You're gonna end up with Crunchwrap. G'day champion, how did you want your meat and cheese arranged today? Yeah, wrap it up in something. Great. So simple.

Oh, Charles is bringing up on the screen. That's a crunch wrap supreme. So what? Oh, it's a Peter. No. Oh, it's got to be a crunch in the wrap. Hence the crunch wrap. Oh, is it actually tortilla chips on the inside as well?

Possibly. They used to be my go-to in college. Like, is there like corn chips on the inside? And that's the crunch. Yeah. Yum. A little dipping sauce on the inside and that's the crunch yeah yum a little dipping sauce on the side there oh yeah what do you go is it picey well you can you know you pick you I may have gone for a mile last night I would have yeah cuz you know when you've a bit jet-lagged and your shits are all over the place like I find I find when I'm jet lagged like my body,

cause my body clocks all out. That I find like I'm just like pulling at the wrong time. I normally just have a really, I'm talking to the wrong person. I have a really good poo clock. Like I know at the points in the day when I'm gonna need to shit. In advance.

Oh yeah. That must be so nice. Yeah, yep, like normally on the weekends, if I wake up and do a wee and like hop back into bed, probably like 10 minutes after I wake up, during the week though, when I get up and start like making breakfast and organizing PIPA and whatever,

that yeah, 15 minutes after I wake up and start moving around. So I'll start doing all my breakfast stuff and then go do a poo and then when your next five and then no well then I normally just poo again tomorrow morning once a day sometimes at night depending on what I've had for dinner but like once a day yeah but so then I find it really like strange when my body's out of whack and because for me I'm like oh my god I'm like shitting at the weirdest times like last night I almost

shit myself here with you guys. You did too yeah. And I sprinted out. You did. I didn't want to do that in your toilet Charles. I appreciate it. Yeah. Your door's closed today.

Did you make it back? Only Charles. Honestly. And then like, I'm in the lift and I'm doing the dance. Like, you know how you're like, yeah. Yeah, being on a different level is that. Oh, is another level. Yeah, totally.

So what's the- Where I'm staying. It's on another level. Oh, my room is on another level, you guys. Yeah, we're on the same level. Not right now, I don't think. Yeah, the vibes maybe not. Just the level that we sleep at. Can we just come upstairs to the studio? Charles is above us in the penthouse. Sorry, I just burped.

One four. I just burped. I'm so sorry. Yeah Yeah do you know what's so funny though my room's directly below Charles's. Did you hear any rumbling last night Charles? I did up here. Are you gonna fuck any honeys while we're away Charles? If you keep up this Tony I'm gonna shoot myself. I'm gonna shoot myself. Will everyone be able to hear that? I don't know. Put your microphone where the bed springs are, Tony. They can hear it.

That's great. Fuck, are we still on? Yeah. See you tomorrow. Bye. Love you so much.