Toni and Ryan - First Time Tonguer

Episode Date: April 14, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. We are calling Emily, who is in York in the UK. In York. Great. Why does that ring a bell? There's a York in WA. Is that what you're thinking of? I bet they're very different. Oh, I can bet money on that. We'll ask Emily. We'll ask Emily. Oh, straight to a ring. That never happens.

Hello? Hello, Emily. Emily. Oh, my fucking God. Hi. Oh, my God. I thought a little child had answered. And I was like, oh, it's your mom.

Oh, my God. No. Emily, were you expecting the call that you signed up for? Yeah, absolutely. Sorry, I'm actually 21 i'm 21 like a little child yeah just a little hello um oh well emily thank you very much for answering um we do have a question because you're from york in the uk there's a york in wa do you reckon they're the same? Probably. They should be.

They should be. Maybe it's a direct replica. Sister cities. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Twin cities. Nothing in New York.

Because sisters, twins. Yep. Yep. Like the twin toilet thing. Yeah, absolutely. What's a twin toilet? What's that? It's like where you like, I don't know,

like do you try to do twin toilet things? I don't know. What's a twin toilet? I don't think that York is the same. You never get there. Twin toilet. Oh, I don't like that. I'm not looking at it and I don't want to.

I don't like that at all. Okay. Emily, i don't want to i don't like that at all okay uh emily would you approve today's podcast we'll move right along oh my god i'm so fucking late yeah great fantastic great great oh my god hi it's emily from york and i approve this podcast. Coming up today, have you ever witnessed a stranger doing something like right in front of you and almost have to like take stock and be like,

is this actually happening? Am I actually awake? Is, you know, is this a dream? What the fuck is going on where are we at with a citizen's arrest i think what happened at the alpham farmers market yesterday warrants pun intended a citizen's arrest because i want to know what like if you see someone doing the wrong thing like how much power as a citizen do you actually have because

every single time i see someone using their fucking phone in the car, I want to, like, wind down my window and be like, hey, can you not put us all in danger? Yeah. Like, can you do that? Are you allowed to do that? I'm going to tell you what happened in the farmer's market and you, Detective Lodge, tell me whether this guy should be locked up.

Okay. And I'm on your side. If you're out of scene and just going, hey, champion, hands behind your back, you're fucking gone. Citizens arrest. And I wouldn't be that calm. I'd jump on him. Yeah.

Floor him to the floor. Yeah. That's what floor means. Floor him to the floor. Floor him down. Floor him to the sky. Floor him down? Floor him.

Floor him. Absolutely. Floor him. Put him on the floor. That's what that means. Yeah. They named it after that. I see.

Like if you said like, I'm floored by, oh, that's floored me, like put me on the floor, that's great. I love that term. Let's say that more. Floor. Do you need me to pull you out of this? That has floored me. Yeah.

All right, I'm going to push on because you just keep talking about the floor thing. The wormhole. Tony Lodge loves dropping a I told you so. Now, no one will admit this, but we're all human. It's okay. It's a fucking good move. It feels good inside.

And I think the thing about not admitting it means you're more of a jerk anyway. Yeah. Just fucking rip the Band-Aid off. If you think that you want to drop an I told you so, it's actually better to do that than go. Now. You know how people do that when they think they're right.

Yeah. So a few weeks ago, Tony and I were having a mini conversation about whether we needed to have a first aid kit in the office. Tony then hired a paid actor to come in and pretend that they'd hurt themselves and go, where's the first aid kit? And then Tony goes, I fucking told you so, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, OG Tapa, Ali Druckett, loved it and said, hey, guys, who else has got I told you so, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, OG, Tapa, Ali Druckert loved it and said, hey, guys, who else has got I told you so?

Yeah, because it does feel good in the moment. Have you had a good one recently? Sorry, I'm putting you on the spot. If you don't have one, that's okay. Yeah, like often with Mabel, it's a bit like, is she hungry? And I was like, nah. And then 10 minutes later, it's like, oh, maybe we should get her a bottle. It's like, yeah.

So I wouldn't drop her, I told you so, but I know that I told you so. But you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. But that's a two-way street with parenting because you're always guessing and no one fucking knows. And no one knows, yeah. But that's why when someone goes, what about this? And you go, yeah, maybe.

Whatever we can try, yeah. Strap yourselves in, folks. I'm just swearing for a fucking wild one. Tara Lee. Tara Lee was arguing with her husband about which part of their old rundown house they should fix first because I think they got like a do-or-up-er. Oh, should we start with the bathroom?

On three, we're going to say what we would both say first. Three, two, one. Kitchen. Bathroom. Oh. No, I need a nice vibe for showers and baths and stuff i understand it i understand excuse me i'm not good nice one thank you i'm not against a nice bathroom yeah but a kitchen i do get because it's like you know it's the scent it's the heart of the home

tara lee said we have to replace the stairs first. Oh, well, yeah, that's a transit issue. Not only are they ugly, but I'm pretty sure they're going to collapse. Yeah, safety first. My husband wanted to start on another room first, and after our heated debate, stormed off down the stairs only for them to literally collapse from underneath him. Thank God he didn't die because, A, then he'd be dead,

but also because B. How would you say it? Yeah. Yep. How could I lord this over him for the rest of his life if he'd already died? Well, you would have effectively done it because he would have died straight away.

So at the end of his life, the rest of his life was real short. You're wrong for the rest of your life. And just in that moment when you go are you all right and he goes yeah and then you go seem to be stuck yeah and then you do that now even if this guy cracked 15 vertebrae you know when she goes are you right he's going yep fine truly fine all good it's the timing though after the 18 months of rehab then she could do the i I told you so. How's your back feeling today?

I actually think I'm back. I actually think I could let go of the walker now and she goes, well, I fucking told you so. It love first. Like I said, safety first, then teamwork, then you're fine. But, geez, that's got to. Fuck. I think we should do this back room.

I think we need to do the stairs, mate. Oh, my God. And then falling through the stairs. Fuck, you can't write that you actually can't write that that's amazing except for tyra lee who did write that in the comment yeah so after the fact though yeah yeah yeah yeah okay uh nicotine nicotine maybe it's nicotine my husband and i were on a safari holiday in Botswana. Okay, must be nice.

What a fancy holiday. I told him to drive around a big puddle of water on the track. He said it'd be fine. And guess what? We got stuck. We had to spend the whole night sleeping in our car in the Okavangu Delta. Not the Okavangu Delta. That's the worst delta. Of all the places I've slept in my car. Of allavandu Delta. Not the Okavandu Delta. That's the worst Delta.

Of all the places I've slept in my car. Of all the Deltas. Yeah. The Okavandu, that's the worst one. Okavandu Delta. We got rescued the next day by a guide and a tour group. Excuse me, I just coughed. Nice one. Thank you. We got rescued the next day by a guide and a tour group. Excuse me, I just coughed. Nice one.

Thank you. We got rescued the next day by a guide and a tour group and we discovered lion footprints around our car that had happened overnight while we were sleeping in it. And they didn't even get a picky. No. That you were that close to a lion. People wouldn't believe you.

They'd think you'd be. Lion. They'd think you'd be zebra. Fuck. Yeah, well, I guess while I was sleeping, they were lying down. But when you're telling these jokes i mean where's the line yeah um could you imagine though because you can't just go oh i told you so yeah fuck you got me and then you have to literally sit there in the car for 20 hours and stew in your wrongness oh yeah and also you just like we are literally stuck here. Back in a car in Botswana in the.

On the Vokadu Delta. Okavangu Delta. Yeah, fuck. It's actually Delta Goodrum's first name. Delta, middle name. Okavangu Delta Goodrum. You're lying. Callie Leishman.

I'll tell you that while they were in the car. They thought, should we have sex? And he went, well, you have to take off ze bra, baby. They went, oh, God, it's pretty tough out here. They went, yeah, giraffe. Giraffe? What other animals are there? You just let me know.

Okay. Oh, I'll let Rye know. I was just about to. Do I just say? Okay. Damn it. You just set me up for a joke. I'm just trying to think of what's in The Lion King.

Hyenas. Is there a joke i'm just trying to think of the um what's in the lion king hyenas is there a joke in that timon and pumper oh anyway write your own jokes i'm fucking had enough kelly leachman works in a kitchen hi kelly there was a small grease fire bit of flame oh and i was about to put it out, but of course my manager who nitpicks everything I do came over and told me I was doing it wrong and that I should just throw some water over it. Not a grease fire. Isn't that the worst thing? Now, I don't know much about fucking anything.

Beautiful words. But even I feel like I know that. Grease fire, fire oil fire water is just going to make it spread yeah and isn't it also just like because there's all different types of fire extinguishers you've got the foam or you slap it out with a well in a kitchen they would only have the correct one for the kitchen so there's actually you couldn't go wrong with the one that was in there i tried telling him but he made a scene because he didn't like to be told off in front of the others. You know, one of those real fucking managers. One of those fucking managers.

So he grabs a massive jug of water, throws it on, and literally the whole fucking kitchen goes up. Yep. Burns all the food in it. Because, you know, it's just a little contained on one pan. Suddenly the whole fucking grill's gone up. Burned everything on it. And I just gave him the look. See, that's Kelly. The big old eye.

Seeing everyone else in the kitchen, smug faces looking at me, kind of giving the nod and the wink. Because everyone knows. Everyone knows. That was worth it for the scolding I got from him later got a scolding after yeah for doing the right thing quit quit you don't need that callie fuck that off you should go get a job at the okavangu delta as a botswan and driver as a chef there on the okavangu Delta. Yep. What's the native dish of the Okavangu Delta? I don't know.

What is the native dish? I don't know. How the fuck would I know that? How the fuck would I know that? I don't know, but I'll have the lion's share or something. I thought that you were doing a bit. I don't do bits here, mate. You tried to get me with the rhino before.

So I thought that would let you have your moment. I was working up to that. It took me a 15-minute break just to rhino. Fuck. Leanna. Sorry, I thought you were packing up to say that. Oh, no, to be fair, that's like, why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yeah, me neither. Yeah. Fuck, what an anticlimax. Hi, it's Emilyily from york in the uk and you're listening to toly and ryan a massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. All the details for our Patreon are in the show notes, and you can find them. You can Google it, I think.

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And the start the fucking blog mug. And don't forget the notepad from the desk of Dr. Tony Lodge where you can take your medical notes. You're welcome. Now, earlier we were talking about a citizen's arrest. I just want to put that back in the air because I feel like what you're about to hear is citizens arrestable. Weather in Melbourne recently? Oh, crook as, so cold.

It's getting real gloomy like it's getting like cozy weather. Yeah, it is. It really is. And our clocks have all gone back like a week or two ago or something. Yeah, so it's getting dark early. So it's dark early. Put the fire on weather. We have had our ago or something. Yeah, so it's getting dark early. So it's dark early. Put the fire on weather. We have had our fire on actually.

Yeah, it's been nice. It's fucking nice. So at the farmer's market yesterday, it was raining. There's no roof. It's outdoors. Yeah. And so there's a few like umbrellas near the food area. So if you want to sit and have a thing, there's some umbrellas.

Usually it's just like a bit of shade and a bit of decoration. But when it started raining, everyone's just like legging it. But there's probably just not enough for everyone, right? Not even close. Yeah. But everyone's just, you know, it's a bit of a community vibe. Everyone's just piling under these umbrellas and they're real up close to each other.

And that, in those situations, I think like a natural disaster such as rain at the farmer's market, I think that you do immediately like you're like, oh, quick, like. Get the basics, get to the car, let's fuck off out of here. But all of a sudden your sense of community is very strong. Yes. Because you're like, oh, my God, like we've got an umbrella, why don't you come on? Pile in, yep.

You know, like you're not like, oh, I don't really know you or I don't want to stand next to those people. All of a sudden everybody like all in for all in. So I'm holding. Whatever that saying is. Yeah. One in, all in. So I'm holding. Whatever that saying is. Yeah. One in, all in. All for one.

All for one. One for all. Yeah. The way we are at. Junda Binda. Hawthorne. Your football club. That's their song.

Oh, I thought you were going to say the Vista place we were talking about before. No. What's that called? Don't ask questions about that place, man. Okay. Okavangu delta thank you i was gonna go back into the wormhole that wouldn't have been good i'm holding my daughter mabel oh she's not in the pram no because she's raw dogging well because the pram takes up so much precious undercover space and because of the rain she's getting a

bit antsy and all kids want to jump in puddles and shit. So did you like hoik her out of the pram? Yep. Yeah, right. Wow, like a real superman. Yeah, but the thing about the pram is it's also really good for carrying the stuff. So if I carry Mabel, then the pram has got all the vegetables and the potatoes and the milk and stuff and it's actually a good vessel.

And I guess if you're holding her, she can kind of look around. Yeah, there's heaps to look at. So she's real curious looking around. Yeah, lots of colours. And then you can cut in places because people go, oh, it's a dad with a baby oh so just his way so yeah that's so good yeah she's the vip vip yeah very important person i was gonna say baby that doesn't start with a p vip very important baby i'm holding that's what it was. I'm holding my daughter Mabel at the farmer's market.

It's raining. We're under the umbrella and this guy comes and stands right up next to me. But because it's raining, all good, everyone pile in. All for one and one for all. Except he's just bought a coffee and so he's like right here. I'm holding Mabel and I'm like, oh, all good, mate. Yeah, stay out of the thing. So I've got my coffee here. And I'm holding Mabes and I'm like, oh, all good, mate. Yeah, stay out of the thing. So I've got my cup here.

So I think he's ordered a cappuccino. Now, I don't know if he like wanted a flat white or this is just the way he has a cappuccino. The thing about a cappuccino, it's got a little bit of foam on top. So every time you have a sip, you get like a little bit of foam. A little bit of the choccy as well. So every time you have a sip, you get like a little bit of foam. A little bit of the choccy as well. He takes the lid off the cappuccino and just sticks his tongue in the cup and just like tongues the foam because he just like wants to eat the foam.

So I don't know if he just loves the foam and it's a little treat for him. You used to love the foam? I still love the foam, but not on its own. At the foam party? Oh, that's. Yeah, that's a bit different there. You do tongue the foam at the foam party, don't you? Many things get tongued at a foam party.

Yeah, that's what I've heard. I've never. Fart boxes, all sorts of things. Yeah. And that really is an all for one, one for all mentality at a foam party as well, isn't it? You're all on the same side. I would say it's the birthplace.

Yeah. It's the mecca. Of teamwork. Of all for one, one for all. Bumper sticker idea. A phone party is the mecca of teamwork. Yeah. I can imagine before the Olympics they'll wheel that one

and the team sports. Oh, yeah. That actually will go over the PA as they're lighting the Olympic flame. So he's got his whole tongue inside of his takeaway coffee cup. Oh, you can't be tugging at a farmer's market. He's probably 15 centimetres from my face. That's a half a ruler.

Why is everything in a ruler? Because it's just visually I know how big a ruler is. I don't know if that's been on the show or not, but this has come up so many times recently. Yeah, right. He's like 90 centimetres. I'm like three rulers. Wow.

Talking about his cock, obviously. How far away is that shopping centre? About 3km? How many rulers would that be? How many rulers do you reckon you fucking. Anyway. So he's about half a ruler away from me, right? And he's.

You're standing next to this guy, you get your ruler over. Too close, mate. Too close. But the thing is, as I look, because I can hear it and almost like feel it. Is it kind of like when you know someone's looking at you, you can feel their eyes and you could feel he was tongue and nearby. Yeah. So I kind of look back at him to see because I can kind of.

Yeah. So then I look back to see what's going on and then he doesn't stop tonguing it. He doesn't take his tongue out of it. But instead of looking down into the cup, his eyes look up and we made eye contact whilst he was tonguing the cappuccino. Did you cover Mabel's eyes like this? Don't, sweetie.

She was looking somewhere else, but I was just like, and there was a moment when we both went, we're making eye contact. And did he just keep going? Yeah. Okay. So I've got to like. Sorry, he paused, like his tongue was still in it, but he stopped like doing motions, like rimming the cup.

He just like his tongue went straight and stiff and then he went. Then we had a moment and then he continued tonguing. Still eye contact or did he look away? Then he looked. Well, I think I'd pull that first. You're like, oh. Yeah. In tonguing chicken, someone's got to be first.

Yeah. Well, jail, obviously. That goes without saying. Thank you. That is so bizarre. Yeah. And because I was with Mabel and only Mabel, like I needed someone else there with me to go,

is this happening? Is that? Am I awake? Is this a miracle? Is this real? And I was like, Mabes, are you seeing this? And she's like, I don't talk yet. Why are you asking me for? Don's like, I don't talk yet.

Why are you asking me for? Don't ask me anything. I'm looking at that aubergine over there. Kind of, yeah. Do you know, I think like coffee is stinky. Yeah, it's got a, yeah. Not stinky in a bad way, but it is a really strong smell. Like if someone walks into an office with a coffee.

You can smell it. You can smell it. Beautiful beans. And then if it's like someone takes the lid off their takeaway coffee you can smell it and if you've got a coffee people like know about it so to bring a coffee into like a small area just ordered it and then it starts raining i'm actually all good with that no no no no so my problem isn't that like he had it i'm not hanging shit on he bought a coffee at a farmer's market he's fucking human with a heart of course he did but to then go to this like little area oh well like all ducking for cover oh hang on like i've got my little coffee here and then going shit we're gonna be here for a minute no and well

he had to take the do you know what i mean take the lid off like there's just so many steps with a grown man and also do you know what i think would have been fine anything else picking it up to the face lifting the lid off a little i think even that's too much but that would have been believable the full swirly the full rimming of the cup. You can't do a full rim at a coffee stand, and I have always said that. I think that's the fuck. Are you okay? No, I don't think I am because. Do you think that you might need some emotional support?

How old was this guy? I'd say 45 to 50. That's too young. If that person, if he was 80 i'd go doesn't have many years left you mean you tongue that coffee sir yeah but tongue in a coffee at 45 you got years to go you do that next week yeah now you ask if i need support in general yes but from this specifically very yes yeah um i just it was just so upsetting that is up i didn't know what to do and but here's the main question that i haven't stopped thinking about since i woke up

in the middle of the night and was like and it's is this guy tongue in every coffee or is this like a random one-off and i don't know why that matters in my brain but i just kind of like is are you having a daily coffee and doing this every day at a different cafe and just tonguing up all around Altham is there an untongued cafe in my suburb um okay question question is either answer better no because I'd say he's a daily tonguer it It sounds like it. Because you don't go in and full tongue without experience. He looked like he knew what he was doing. He'd done it before. He knew what he was doing.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And I think that if you like. He didn't look like a first-time tonguer. There's an awkwardness about a first time when you don't know where to put it in. That is true. He knew.

That is true. Where to put it and which angle to hit it from. And he like, like a fucking professional, he picks it up, peels the lid off, starts tonguing. Yeah. Because sometimes if you're not a tonguer, you don't even maybe know that there's like delicious foam under the lid. Yeah.

Maybe you're just like, oh, is that, you know, like you've got to fucking know your way around a cappuccino. You can tell he was a good tonguer by the amount of foam coming out straight away. And he had six wives. It was Henry VIII. That's very funny. History chat.

History chat. Yeah. Henry VIII. He's fucking tumbled a few coffees. So if anyone needs me, I'll be. In therapy. Yeah. Yeah.

That's really upsetting. I'm glad that Mabel didn't say it. I think she got glimpses, but she didn't want to know about it. Nah. He was too close. That's full emotional trauma. She doesn't like dudes, though. She gets scared by other men.

Because she's seen them. Stop taking them to places where there are tons of coffees. Yeah. I have a nightmare about that as well. If that's what men are all about, I'm not for it. I'm not interested in that at all. My dad doesn't do that, and that's how I like it. Yeah, oh, well, mate, that's.

And, you know, the fun about. Thanks for coming to my support. Yeah, the fun about going to a market on the weekend. It's like a little event. Like, yeah, you, well, mate, that's, and you know, the fun. Thanks for coming to my, being my support. Yeah. The fun about going to a market on the weekend, it's like a little event. Like, yeah, you're there for admin, but it's also, you have a nice little wander around. Maybe there's some like little knickknacks. It's pretty rare. We'd leave a farmer's market without a bagel or a croissant.

But also like, you know, when they've got like little knickknacks. Oh, not one of those markets. But like. What sort of, what's a knickknack to you? Well, at a farmer's market, often then there's like at the bread thing they also sell bread boards or something and you go, oh, yeah, we will get one of those. We need a new bread board actually.

But, you know, you walk off with like all these little sundries from a. So for me sundries is carbs and snacks. Yeah. Well, I mean you get those too. We go to the meat place and you go, yeah, just the meat. And they go, oh, but did you want some chorizo? And I go, well, yeah. Well, yeah, just last time put it right in my mouth, mate. Don't need a bag. Yeah. Well, I mean, you get those two. We go to the meat place and you go, yeah, just the meat. And they go, oh, but did you want some chorizo? And I go, well, yeah. Well, yeah, just last time put it right in my mouth, mate.

Don't need a bag. Yeah. I'll put it in a bag and I'll tongue it out. Okay, here's a question. Question. Someone tonguing a cappuccino or someone deep throating a chorizo? Oh. If you had to choose.

And I'm talking half a ruler from your face. I'm talking half a ruler from your face. I think I'd rather the coffee only because I don't think I could deal with that close to my face, the sound. Yeah. When you deep throat something. A full chorizo. A full chorizo. A few pepperonis.

Yeah. You don't want to be the third dick I suck this morning. The third chorizo I've cut this morning. Tony, what do you love to see? I'm sick of talking about this because I feel awful. It's not great. James sent this to us on Patreon and it's very, very sweet. You'll love to see it.

James says, me and my husband have been together for five years and married for one. Congratulations. Congratulations. Tuesdays are the most horrible day for me at work. You know when you just got that one day where like or one day a month or something. Where the meetings are and all this shit.

Where all the meetings are or like it's the day that like all of, it's the end of the month or something. Yeah, reports do. James says, yeah, Tuesday's my worst day. I got home, got changed into my pyjamas and like start making lunch for the next day. Yep. Just feeling really crap about my fucking job.

And my husband came home with fish and chips from the chippy and says, I know Tuesdays are your worst day and I just really wanted to make you smile. And James says, it's moments like these that remind me I genuinely have found the right person to marry and share my life with, and it doesn't always have to be something big and romantic or expensive to make me fall in love over and over again that is beautiful that's so sweet i don't want to revisit the main issue of the farmer's market yeah but with bridge a little like surprise croissant that

she wasn't expecting she's a fan of that just a little just a little something to know i was thinking about you and i think yeah they've just they've nailed that this is real torbs areas as well like he's very thoughtful like that too what What's the latest thing that he's done? Oh, I've had like a crappy day and he's like come home and gone like, oh, I've grabbed something on the way home. Doesn't that just. Yeah. When you're thinking about cooking, I'd just grab something and you go.

Yeah, or like on the weekend, like my skin was really bothering me and Torb's came out and he's like, oh, I've popped your bath salts in the thing like I thought maybe you'd want a bit of a soak. That's really nice. Yeah, he's very, very thoughtful. That is really nice. Yeah. So James says, shout out to Dan, my amazing husband,

for making me the happiest man on the planet. Isn't that so nice? That is nice. Love you, James. Thanks for sharing that. Kimba. This is a nice one as well. Kimba, the singer?

Yes. Wow. I don't know her anymore. Gone. What? Yes. Wow. I don't know her anymore. Gone. What? Oh! Yeah. My very introverted and creative husband.

With that joke you could say, gotcha. It's gotcha. Gotcha. Like gotcha. That song is with gotcha. It sounds like gotcha. My very... This is Kimba.

That's a fucking really funny joke. That's really funny. Sophie trying not to piss ourselves over in the... Thank you for fucking some support. Okay? Kimbra? Is it Kimbra or Kimba? I don't fucking know. my very introverted yet creative husband

started a podcast because i bought him all the all the gear oh he was like he was like thinking about it for ages and the gear is like a tough like line to cross and she just like bought him the gear and was like well no reason not to so he started his own podcast and he's punching through the gaming chart so he talks about video games and he's punching through the gaming charts. So he talks about video games and gameplay and stuff like that. And there are talks of him doing a meet and greet at Chicago at a gaming expo later in the year. Chicago.

Love to see him succeed. Start the fucking blog. You love to fucking see it. It says Kimba slash Kimbra. Someone that I used to know got to. Yeah, gotcha. Yeah. Congrats on the podcast.

Do we have the name of the podcast? No, but that's a great follow-up question that I should have inquired about before bringing it to it. But to be fair, just love to see it. You do love to see that. Let us know, Kim Bar slash Brat, in the episode thread today. Do you know what I love to see? Talking about fucking Chicago. Yeah. The best city in the US thread. Do you know what I love to see? Talking about fucking Chicago.

Yeah. The best city in the US of A. Is that right? One of them. I liked New York too, but Chicago was fucking awesome. Yeah, it was sick, wasn't it? Chicago was great. Chicago was awesome.

It made me feel like, and because it was a blizzard when we were there, which is probably not good for people that live there and have to work, but because I just got to enjoy it from inside, I was like. Speaking of places you visited. Yep. One of, so Confessions on the show tomorrow. Beautiful. One of them is called Kentucky Glory Hole.

Now you spent some time in Kentucky. You spent some time in Kentucky. Did you? About two hours. Not even maybe. I think we spent the night there. Even though we like literally arrived at the hotel and went to sleep. Wasn't that maybe. I think we spent the night there, even though we like literally arrived at the hotel and went to sleep.

Wasn't that in Indianapolis? That was the night after. The night before was in Kentucky, I'm pretty sure. No, the night before that we stayed in Atlanta. No, that was, no. We stayed in Atlanta. There was a night in Nashville in between there somewhere. Oh, yeah.

But you're right, Louisville was Kentucky. That's the bourbon place. Yep. Okay. Fuck. I've been to America. It's a bit of a blur. Geography chat.

Tomorrow, Kentucky Glory Hole. Fuck. I don't love to say that. That sounds like tongue in the cappuccino at the farmer's market to me. That's similar areas. It's hard to distinguish, really. All right.

We'll chat to you then. Love you. Bye.