Toni and Ryan - Fish and Gems

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello. And we are calling Dee, who is in Orange, New South Wales. And they make some great wine in Orange. Dee's nuts. Hello, Dee? Hello. Hey, how are you?

I'm good. Sorry, it sounded like a 12-year-old skateboarder just screamed into the phone. I went, da-da-da-da. Yeah, did you? Yeah. What happened? Oh, my God. I don't know.

I'm in my car, so it might be my shitty Bluetooth. Oh, yeah. Went into outplaying the Bluetooth. Yeah, not the skateboarder. Yeah, of course not. No, exactly. We have so many of those roaming around Orange, so yeah. Am I right in thinking there's a fair bit of nice wine around Orange

or have I just made that up? No, 100%. Yes, we have really beautiful wineries. I've never been to one of them. Yep. But they exist. So that's interesting. Oh, they do.

They do. Take yourself to a nice winery. I know. I know. It's on my bucket list and I just haven't got there yet. So you have to treat yourself. And we approve today's episode, Dee. 1,000% yes.

Hi, it's Dee from Orange, New South Wales, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to Holy Thursday, the second biggest party day of the year. No show tomorrow for Good Friday. Every time, so I've got in my notes like, oh, we've got no show tomorrow, but like I keep reading it like no show tomorrow, like, oh, we've got no show tomorrow. But I keep reading it like, no show tomorrow. Like, oh, they're a no show. They're a no show. All right. Coming up, there's the people that we know are going to be in Tony's box on Monday.

Yes. But we're going to hear some of the stories about the people who got a call from a private number hoping it was us and it wasn't. And these are harrowing and cringy and fucking strap yourselves in. It wasn't. And these are harrowing and cringy and fucking strap yourselves in. Is this one of the, like, when you say that you've tried to watch an awkward show and you've, like, got your head in your jumper or whatever? Is it a bit of that?

I have watched a TV show from the pantry before. Oh, there was a few scenes. I watched Anyone But You. Have you seen it? The Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell movie? Oh, no, but your wife said that. You really liked it. I can't believe I liked it because I was like,

oh, a fucking shitty rom-com. Rom-coms are awesome. It's really funny. It's really funny. Sometimes you just want an easy shit movie that's like. Oh, but I had to watch one part from The Pantry because there's some awkward moments. I haven't watched it yet.

Maybe that'll get a spin this weekend. Yep, long weekend. I like that you said well and I said spin because they're kind of the same but they're not. They are the same thing. Yeah, which is quite nice. All right, well and I said spin because they're kind of the same but they're not. Yeah, which is quite nice. All right, well, there's no show tomorrow because it's Good Friday. Maybe watch Anyone But You.

It's on YouTube and Netflix soon. Anyone But You, tube. Tube. Well, actually only. It's on YouTube. Only YouTube. Oh, and do you pay like a pass? Yeah, $4.99 or something, yeah.

I thought you were going to say that you watched like a Handycam version of this movie. Oh, if you want to save yourself four bucks, I'm sure you can find it. I'm sure there's one of those. But you won't be able to see just how hot Glenn Powell and Sydney Sweeney is with their hand held in the cinema because they are fucking so good looking. Yeah. Is it actually?

Because I know they filmed it in Sydney. Yeah. But is it actually in Sydney? Oh, yeah. Like there's a scene like an opera house. No, no, no. But they're like in Australia for the, like. Yeah, so it's like a destination wedding and they go to Sydney for the wedding.

And there's a few Australian actors in it that I didn't expect. Oh, great. Stephen Curry, the actor? No, he's busy not doing that balloon show now. Was he on that balloon show? Yeah. With Becky Lucas? Yeah.

Wow. Last one that passed. Let's do Normal or Nah. Okay. Normal or nah. Thanks for submitting these either at TonyandRyan.com.au or in the Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook group. Taylor, ask normal or nah.

Hi, Taylor. Feeling like you're an asshole when you take a Coles bag into Woolies or a Woolies bag into Coles. Imagine wearing your ex-boyfriend's hoodie in front of your current boyfriend so awkward normal or nah i think that's normal i always feel guilty especially if you ask them to pack it like if you go through you know not that you ever can go through a person they're always fucking close i'd actually love to go through a fucking person oh my god i can't even do my weekly shop in person anymore

because there's no checkouts ever open. And you can't get a full trolley and go through the self-checkout. You'll be there all day. And you're trying to fit them on the weight. Trying to fit on the thing and the person has to keep coming over and, like, binging you through. It's fucked. But I do always feel guilty when I've got Woolies bags

because if we do like online shop, you know how they pack it in those cardboard bags? Yeah, you reuse those ones. Because you reuse those but like because of our online shopping, I've got like 9,000 of those. What else can you do? You can't do anything else with them. Recycle them.

Just get rid of them. But you know what? So we've just got a fucking whole shelf in our cupboard. It's literally those like, it's about to spill out. And then you take those to the rival supermarket. Yeah, so then you take those down to the Coles and you go, oh sorry. Do you reckon they give a fuck? Were you like a lawyer when you worked at Coles?

Were you like loyal? Like if someone walked past and said, oh, well, he's got this better thing. You'd be like, oh, fuck you. Nah, but I was loyal as in a customer because I got a discount. Yeah. Like it was, i got like a 10 discount so you could get like cheaper fuel and yeah right um do you reckon they do you reckon they care i guess that's what i'm getting at probably you're like oh my god they're gonna hate me they're gonna judge me and you're like oh they don't really care they're just

trying to get some cash and all good no i don't think they really care but i do always feel a bit like oh sorry oh sorry i actually like it because it keeps them on their toes well you know the new aldi ad how it's like um and i don't trust aldi as you know but you know the new aldi ad that's like oh we know you shop at other supermarkets just come to us first have you seen that it's really good so you go get the cheap basics and stuff and save a whole bunch of cash at aldi and if there's a few other things you can go top up like don't worry about going to but come here first and it's a really it's actually a really really good out there like we know you shop at other supermarkets but like come here first do you trust them now now that they're being honest and genuine that's quite a good hat isn't it that really gets me going

yeah you would have seen it it's where that woman's all wet that it's like it's like it's been raining in the supermarket what's what yeah i haven't seen that it always plays like when the footy's on and stuff like during like during the f1 and like during sport which is the only time i ever watch free air tv it's always i can't watch sport i'm free to wear because i don't have an antenna that's right maybe i'll need to get an antenna just so I can watch a woman be wet in the supermarket. Oh, I mean, you could just Google that, couldn't you? That's what I mean.

Look at the photos between you and I on Instagram. Sorry. What? Anyway. Bianca, ask normal or nah. Bianca, that's a great name. Driving the same car for three years but still checking the dash to see what side the petrol tank is on.

Oh, because it's got the little arrow next to the little symbol. Yeah, normal. Absolutely normal. Completely normal. I've had my car for like a year and I always forget. How long did it take you to realise there is a little symbol in the car? Do you know what? I hate that I'm about to say this.

What was that thing called? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stay me stay with me has it got andy mcdowell in it scoopla scoopla it was a fuck how the fuck was i gonna guess because scoopla well i don't know celebrity gossip news brand from eight years ago when you go what was that thing yeah well because i knew um so scoop, they posted an article, right? And it was like five hacks for summer. Do you not need to know where petrol is in winter? It was, but it was, I didn't write it, mate.

Don't you fucking come for me. Where's Scoopla now? I don't know. I called it Scoop LA for about a year and someone goes, it's Scoopla and I went, oh. Scoop LA. But basically it was just like a radio station's blog and they used to post random articles and stuff. And it said where the thing was. And it was like this

article and it was like five hacks to get you through summer like oh when you're out with your friends like make this is how you tell what petrol thing it is and since then I like that's how I learned it. Scoopla delivering the goods. Yeah you know what paid my rent for a bit. When I was in Auckland I was returning a hire car at the airport and there's like the service station at the front of the airport where everyone's just filling up the hire car. To return it so that you don't have to pay $9 a litre. So I could not for the life of me find the thing to pop open the Mitsubishi.

Have I told you about this before? Nah. So I couldn't pop the cap open and I'm pressing every button, doing all sorts of stuff. Then I see this other lady, she's also got a Mr. Bishi. So I go over there and I go, hey, hey, hey, my rental car, I think it's the same car. Where's the thing?

And she goes, oh, no, that's the fucking XL model. This is just the ML. And so our button's here, but I don't know about your one. Oh, my God. And then I go, fuck, okay, so we're tapping at it, banging at it. Then I look over and I go, oh, that guy's got a Mr. Bishi as well so i go over to him and then he goes oh mate oh do you know where the thing is i go nah and then i looked around and the whole service station is just different fuckhead dudes trying to find the buttons of different cars because it was the same yeah right did it end

up being just that you push on the fuel cap and it pops open gave it back empty and paid 15 million dollars a liter because i still couldn't tell you where it is because um that got me with my car just that you push on the fuel cap and it pops open? Gave it back empty and paid $15 million a litre because I still couldn't tell you where it is. Because that got me with my car. Yeah. If the car's unlocked, you can just poke on the thing and it pops open. Oh, no, I tried that. Yeah, I was poking at it.

I was poking at lots of things, but nothing worked. Yeah, right. Sarah McPherson asked Normal or Nah. Hi, Sarah. When you're watching a movie or a show and two characters kiss, you automatically start puckering your lips slightly like you're also about to kiss. Normal or nah?

Ask Sarah. Nah. Sorry to break this to you, Sarah, but you're just a fucking weirdo. I've never done that. God, I don't want to watch her doing anything else. And I also don't want to watch a movie with her in case I get caught in the crossfire. Kissfire.

No, I've never done that. Though back in my voiceover days when I would have to. Can you give us a taste of the goods? Yeah, like Easter weekend at Harvey Norman, 30% off all outdoor furniture. You're good at that. So I would hear. 30% off? Yeah, it's a fucking good deal.

Let's get down there. I'm going to go in and go, I heard it on the ad. Yeah. People think we've put an ad in the podcast right there. And so I would like to do that. I have to like smile really big. Yeah, get yourself up, yeah. And then so when I would listen to it or when I was editing

because I'd voice it and then make the ads myself. Yeah. And then I'd be listening to it like this with a huge smile on my face because I was thinking about like how I was getting that sound out okay I do something similar and this is so embarrassing I've seen you do it so I think I know what you're talking about what is it well it's when you're editing our videos and you kind of go yeah Tony's pulling these weird faces so also so the on Instagram when there's like the cover yeah like and we always just like try to find a picture of us laughing or smiling yeah um and so I'll be like scrubbing through the video trying to look for a

smile and as I do it I'm subconsciously I'm like copying what I'm seeing on the screen pulling all these weird faces yeah and even you can't not do it I don't know what it is but so it's not as weird as what Sarah's suggesting but yeah so when I would cut my own audio, I would sit there listening and be like. So what happens when you're editing a porno? Me personally, I've never done that. No, but, like, if the theme here is you subconsciously replicate what you're doing on, like, when you're editing something. Well, I only do that because I'm doing it myself.

Yeah, right. So I've never edited a porno I've been in. Okay, just other people's. Just other people's, yeah. Someone else edits the ones that I'm in. Okay, great, great, great, great. Hi, it's Dee from Orange, New South Wales, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

Before Tony gets started with the champion tarpa approvals, I would just like everyone to know that Tony's in a great mood today because Sophie offered to get me a coffee on the way to work and forgot to message Tony. No, no, I cannot be thrown under the bus here. Why the fuck not? That's literally what happened. No, but I was. Sorry, is there a coffee in my fucking hand?

Got my coffee. I got my coffee already. Yeah. On my way out the door, we were chatting. Yeah. And I said. So hang on, hang on. You and Ryan were chatting on the, like you're on a phone call.

No, no, no. Text chatting. Yeah. So he had no idea where you were. It was like. So you didn't need to give any context to where you were. No, I didn't. You're not like, oh, sorry.

It's a bit loud in here. I'm in a busy cafe. I feel like he got the vibe. No, but it was like, because I knew he was already looking at his phone. Sounds like Sophie's putting words in your mouth. Did you get the vibe right? She's not putting words in my mouth. She's putting coffee in my mouth. What I'll have vibe right? She's not putting words in my mouth. She's just putting coffee in my mouth though.

What I'll have you know, Sophie, I know that you're new here, but it doesn't matter if you're right. You will not beat Tony at this game. Thank you. Okay, but did I offer to make you a coffee or a tea? You offered to make me a coffee or a tea? Yeah, that was like the shitter's offer. I got Ryan this delicious.

You walked in with two takeaway coffees and went, babe, did you want me to make you a tea or something? Like a dog begging for fucking scraps. Yeah. I'll put some Mocona in a cup for you, sweetheart. It's got one of those like it's a paper cup with like a wooden spatula in it. Aldi knockoff. Yeah.

And I don't trust Aldi so much. Now, this is not an insult even though it's going to sound like we've talked about this before, but Tony is really great at being a bitch. Like the character of. Because it's like, yeah, so I just wouldn't fuck with that. Flattered and confused. No, it's okay. I didn't want to coffee anyway because I actually brought in my own smoothie.

So, yeah, all good. I must have shouted to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Megan Cheeto, thank you so much, Megan. Megan Cheeto? Yes. No, Cheeto. S-Z-E-T-O. Is she still with her partner?

Or did she Cheeto on him? Oh, nice. I didn't know where you were going. I was like, ah. Jessica W. Good on you, Jessica. Heather M. Wilson, Sam, and Mike and Tracy White.

What? What? What? What? Mike and Tracy. Yeah. Now, I believe they are the- I have to do a deep inquiry.

No, I know them because they commented on the Angela White episode and because they're related to Angela White. Yeah, only sexually. Yeah, which is the best family to have, I always said. I've basically adopted you. What? Yeah, no, that sounds weird. Anyway, keep going.

I don't like that at all. No, I think I'm done now. Okay. No, that's it. Well, thanks, Mike and don't like that at all. No, I think I'm done now. Okay. No, that's it. Oh, well, thanks, Mike and Tracy. Love to see that. Thanks, Mike and Tracy. This weekend, we're going in Tony's box, ladies and gentlemen.

Yay! Not only are we going in Tony's box, we're coming in it as well. We're coming in Tony's box. It's going to be unreal. Hawthorne's going to get absolutely smashed by Geelong, and it's going to be fantastic. You're not going to get my tips, eh, Hawthorne? Yeah.

I am. Fuck it. So you know how the other week last week. You tipped him against Melbourne for a mistake. I did. Obviously. You know how I. You're not tipping him this week, are you?

You have to if you go into the game. I have, yeah. And I will continue to tip him every week. But last week I accused someone in my footy tipping competition of cheating because they were doing so well. And over the weekend, obviously, I sucked dick in my fucking footy tips. And I get a message on Monday saying, hey, Tony, I don't know what the opposite of cheating is,

but I think you're doing it. That's a good one. What is the opposite of cheating? Yeah, well, it's fucking sucking at this, which is what I'm doing. Law-abiding Tipperson. Yeah, nice. Yeah, I am not doing well in my tips, but that's okay. It's all for the fun.

Now, Tony had a really concerning question about her corporate box, which asked a whole bunch of people to listen to the podcast they're going to and the MCG. And I think this is good logistics chat to anybody that's coming in my box on Monday. And it's I don't know really what to wear because I've been to the footy before but I've only been to the MCG once and every time I've been to the MCG my outfit was like a really big deal.

People were making outfits to go to the MCG. What was the match last time you went to the MCG? Taylor Swift versus Taylor Swift. Who won? Yeah, Taylor Swift. Yeah, landslide victory. Why don you went to the MCG? Taylor Swift versus Taylor Swift. Who won? Yeah, Taylor Swift. Yeah, landslide victory. Why don't you wear the same thing? Because the sequence.

Remember I said once, never again. You remind me why that was? Because of the sequence. They were heavy, itchy, censoring nightmare. Like just so, so fucking horrible. Yeah. So I'm not going to wear that again. Do you feel how? Also different weather now. Very. Because I'm not going to wear that again. Do you feel –

Also different weather now. Very. Because that was a few months ago. How do you feel about – it's a corporate box. Yeah, so do I have to wear like a ball gown or something? Corporate. I think so. Power suit?

Oh, I don't have one of those. No. Not very powerful. So I think – how far do you want to lean into the being a new hawks fan um given that i am zero to 100 tony i think that i have to lean right in i have made i asked this knowing what's uh yeah i've made some online purchases that actually haven't come yet fucking australian. Well, if I know one thing, they'll definitely be quick and speedy on a long weekend full of public holidays.

Yeah. So it's Thursday morning now. They've literally got like today to come. And so if I'm wearing the outfit I wore to Taylor Swift on Monday, you'll know. You'll know what happened. Maybe I've got to just go to Rebel Sport and buy like a jersey. Yeah.

Like, you know, like the players' jerseys. But what if they mistaken you for a player? What's a jersey and a Guernsey? You know how people say both? What's the difference? I don't know either. Because it used to be like a football Guernsey. A jersey seems like.

A jumper. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what the difference is. So you would say Guernsey? Oh, no, but you'd say a footy jumper. Footy jersey. Footy Guernsey. Guernsey.. So you would say Guernsey? Oh, no, but you'd say a footy jumper. Footy jersey. Footy Guernsey.

Guernsey. Think about who you are. Guernsey. Guernsey. Oh. Guernsey. No, you're trying to say Jonesy. Which one's that?

Guernsey. You've said eight different words. I don't know any of them. Jersey. Jersey boy. Yeah. And Guernsey. And they're wearing a football Guernsey.

Guernsey. Guernsey is what you call someone when they've had too much. Like they're Guernon. Like Jersey boy. Yeah. And Guernsey. And they're wearing a football Guernsey. Guernsey. Guernsey is what you call someone when they've had too much. Like they're Guernon. Yeah. Too much gear. He's Guernon. Guernsey. Guernsey.

Yeah. Mr. Guerns. What is that word? I don't know. It doesn't freak out the more you think about a word, you go, what the fuck were you saying that this whole time? How do you spell Guernsey? G-U-E-R-N-S-Y, I think.

Think about who you're asking these questions to. I'm just trying to think about the maybe the um origin of the word guernsey guernsey is it guernsey i'm really confused i've really i've set myself off yeah i i don't what should we commit to like how about we as a team commit to one? Tony is lost in the matrix. I'm locked on. She's like, we've lost her.

Sorry. I'll come back around for the You Love to See it if you want. You guys move on. But can we just decide on one? Sorry, James. There's history because Guernsey and Jersey are both separate islands. Tops of cow. Sorry. No, of cow. Sorry.

No, that's not right. But they're islands off the coast in England. I reckon that's what it is. They are different cows because they would be cows from the different islands. Because Jersey cow? Yeah. No, okay. Anyway.

What's Jersey cow? What the fuck has happened to this episode? A Jersey cow. Oh, do you know what's good? A Jersey Caramel. You know that candy? Have you ever had one of those? I know.

Oh, that's nummies. That's nummies. But can, as a team, we decide what we're calling it so that I can just commit to one because I feel like I'm flip-flopping. Just say Footy Jumper. Footy Jumper. So none of the two that I said. Good.

And if you want to keep that last 12 minutes in the episode. Oh, it's staying. Okay, great. Good to know. I blacked keep that last 12 minutes in the episode. Oh, it's staying in. Okay, great. Good to know. I blacked out. I don't remember what happened. Now, on Monday, we called people from a private number and if they answered saying, I want to come in Tony's box with enthusiasm,

then they get to come to Tony's box and they'll be coming on Monday and you can go back and listen to last Monday's episode and hear that. Very thrilling. It was very exciting. The rush. My heart honestly could almost not take it. I don't think we can do stuff like that again. I think we can.

I loved it. I really loved giving it to the people that won, but I didn't like it when people didn't win. No. Hashtag pray for not Julia Morris. She's doing really, really well on I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here now. Yeah.

Robert Irwin. Fallen at her feet. Since we've said the seats have been won, the competition is over, Tarpers have been sending through their stories of how they answered the phone, hoping it was us. To people that weren't us, yeah. Elizabeth Pendry. Oh. Elizabeth Pendry. Hi, Elizabeth Pendry.

This is the worst phone challenge ever. I just answered a phone call with the loudest, I want to come in Tony's box ever in the middle of the library and the perplexed person. Oh, Guernsey, Guernsey, Guernsey. And the perplexed person on the other end of the phone was my son's grade four teacher. Fuck, how do you explain that away?

You know, like you can't really. Oh, you want to, Bronte Davidson can explain away. Oh, hi, Bronte. Bronte works in a hospital and was on call. Oh. A call comes through from a private number, which is usually her work. Oh, so she's like, it's the agency calling me up.

Yep. Like. With the most enthusiasm to ensure I would win, I screamed at a doctor, I want to come in Tony's box. A solid 10 seconds of silence followed with a confused hello. And Bronte goes, oh, sorry, my kid answered the phone. She doesn't even have a kid. I don't have any children.

Oh, no. And if I did, would they have the same voice as me? And also, what have they been watching on TV or whatever? I sent you a TikTok.ok to me have you seen this i'm just opening it it's from ashy ann so before i tell you what i said to the person on the other end of this private number there's a few things i need to tell you first as i mentioned already today i listened to a podcast called tony and ryan i didn't expect to be making two videos about these guys in one day but here we are, they're running a promotion at the moment where you can win a spot to go and

sit in Tony's private box at the MCG, right? Really, really cool. And there's some things. They said they would call from a private number, and when you answer, you have to yell down the phone with enthusiasm, I want to come in Tony's box! Okay? I never registered for the competition. I don't live in Melbourne.

I can't get to Melbourne for an MCG game. Never registered for the competition. I don't live in Melbourne. I can't get to Melbourne for an MCG game. Never registered for the competition. I also am pretty sure they are actually not even calling people yet. So can you tell me why I just screamed down the phone at my side, psychiatrist, I want to come in Tony's box. She was ringing to check up that I'd done a drug screen. She was checking on that. So if I get sent on a grippy stock vacation, you know why. Oh. Oh, my God.

Oh, Ash. Love the enthusiasm, though. Didn't even register for the competition and was right in there. Well, this is a strangely common scenario. So I was going to say I saw a couple of comments of people being like, yep, couldn't even register, didn't register because I can't be there. Jake Eddy, I live in Perth, did not register, but I got so excited when I got a call from a private number.

I just yelled I want to come in Tony's box. So we're the queens of Inception. What else can we get people to do? But Jake said. Oh, should we abuse this power? Turns out we're really queens of Inception. What else can we get people to do? But Jake said. Oh, should we abuse this power? Turns out we're really good at this. What else can we do? What can we do?

I don't know. Was that Simpsons episode where they had that song and it was join the army backwards? Oh, Eva Netanyahu. Big Simpsons fan. It turned out it was just someone trying to scare me. I've never been so happy for it to be someone trying to scare me and not a family member.

Oh, and not, yeah, someone that was like, oh, yeah. Tater Fox. Fuck, how good are tater tots? Potato gems are better than chips. I'll actually cop that. Like, they're tiny little hash browns full of joy. Like, they are fucking delicious. Never heard anything more true in my life.

Thank you. Little bit of tomato sauce and vinegar. Salt and vinegar? Fucks. Yeah. I love salt and vinegar. And you know how like on, and this is like kind of religious chat, but also just like a fun tradition of my mum,

is that like on Good Friday, you know how you're not supposed to eat meat? You're supposed to only eat fish? And it's like a religious thing, like whether you prescribe to that or whatever. But my mum used to like, we always have fish and chips because she's like, oh, what a good excuse to eat fish and chips. Or she'd make frozen fish and chips. Yep.

Anyway. Get something out of the deep freezer. Yeah, out in the shed. Like fish fingers or a frozen flake? No, like a bit of fish, but just the oven crumb ones, like from coals or whatever. So I'm really excited because probably tomorrow Torbs and I will have fish and chips for dinner,

a bit of fucking salt and vinegar. Can you get potato jams instead of chips from the fish and chips shop? No, you can't. Otherwise that would be called fish and jams. It doesn't have the same ring, does it? No, but that's a blind on the fish and chip industry because i would fish and gem more often oh if you could fish and gem i'd be dead and i've always said that tater fox i literally have been potato gems yeah actually though yeah if we order you know lots of food

if i get some potato gems maybe i can redeem myself maybe you just get some potato jams, maybe I can redeem myself. Maybe you just get some for Ryan and then I'll just fucking sit here and go fuck myself. Tater Fox, I have been screaming I want to come in Tony's box at every private number and I never even registered. Can confirm, though, it's a great way to get rid of people who are trying to call you. Oh, yeah.

Because they go, oh, sorry, don't worry about it. Well, because they just go, oh, wrong number, like have I called the radio station by accident or something? But thank you to everyone who was so enthusiastic. Yeah, people were loving it. I don't know if our heart can handle it in terms of it was thrilling, but I do want to do it again. So big box is going to, we'll probably have to buy another one.

Yeah, we've been talking about some potential ideas. I think people will like the ideas. I hope people like it because it's an expensive way to make a podcast segment. Yeah, the box isn't free. Yeah. Like we've paid for it. Because someone was like, oh, so did the Hawthorne Hawks give you this box?

No, they gave us a video from Luke Brooks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We said, will you give us a box? They said, look, Luke Brooks can do a video. That's the best we can do. And so you got yourself a deal. And we said, sign on the dotted line, baby. What do you love to see, Tony Lodge?

My love to see it is that we have recently gone through like a little bit of a, what did you say? Fresh coat of paint, Ryan. A a bit of a scrub up we were in a new studio we've got a bit of new branding and stuff and in our facebook group we've been posting some new threads that people can share stuff yeah we posted a thread saying show us your pets your no so the the thing was pets and and it's tar pets tony and ryan tony and ryan podcast pets um and i think within the first pets um i think within the first like six minutes there was like 20 000 comments so good um i think there's about 6 000 comments on there to be honest and that is insane it's everyone sharing their pets it's so good and i like the other day i was just like oh you know what i could i could use a bit of a pump up if you scroll through look at all the pet photos i was gonna say if you're having a down day or a

down moment check out that thread and it just picks you right back there is nothing that those pets can't fix um well probably there is but honestly so cool and just cool that people wanted to share so if you're not part of our Tony and Ryan Facebook group, please join and fucking show us your pets. Show us your pets. I just need to grab something from where you'll love to see it. Oh. Do you know what this is?

Prop comedy. No, it's not the prop comedy. It's just context prop. Okay, Ryan just said, it's not prop comedy. It's context prop. I don't know if you can hear him, but I could just hear him stomping like, yeah, stomping on the ground. What is it?

Liquid gold. Here I have sourdough starter from my wife, Bridget, to give to you, Tony. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Now, you know how the other day I was like, I posted some stories and I said, Tony, don't look at my stories? Yes. I asked Taff as a- I literally had to throw my phone in the ocean, Tony, don't look at my stories. Yes. I asked TARPers.

I literally had to throw my phone in the ocean so that I wouldn't look at it. Yeah. I asked the TARPers what we should call this batch of sourdough. Do you know sourdough has names? No, I didn't know that. And my love to see it is the TARPers coming through with the goods because these names are fucking hilarious.

Would you like to call it Danny Dovito? Bread Sheeran? You get to choose, by the way. Clint Yeastwood was a popular one. Oh, that is good. Also, the Yeasty Boys was in there as well. Oh, the Yeasty Boys. I know you like Sex and the City, so maybe Carrie Bredshaw.

Depending on your political persuasion, you could have a President Doe Biden. That's funny. That's very good. And if you're a music buff, maybe Ringo Stata will get you going. That's good. And I want you to remember who got you that sourdough starter. It was Ryan Seacrust and Bridget Bardot. So thank you to all the tapas that sent those through.

Wouldn't it be Bridget Roddo? Well, Bridget Bardot is that famous person. Huh? Isn't Bridget Bardot like a famous person? Yeah. Oh, but isn't it a play on her name though? So like Bridget Roddo because her last name is Roddo? That was her maiden name.

She's now Bridget Bardot. Of course, yeah, yeah, because she married Sophie Monk's band. Yeah. Bardot. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Is there any of those? What was the first one that you said? Danny DeVito.

Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito. DeVito. I like that. Red Sheeran, not for you. Red Sheeran is good. And we were just talking about Red Sheeran this morning. I do like Clint Yeastwood. Clint Yeastwood is good and it sounds quite disgusting.

Yeah. Can we, but can you, are you prepared to lock something in? Let's go Danny DeVito. I think that's really funny. Well, I believe you and Danny Devito might have a beautiful long life together because if you take care of that, Danny Dovito will take care of you forever and a day. Yeah, so I've had some dramas with my sourdough.

So, yeah, Bridget Bardot, come to the rescue. I'm really excited about this. Oh, my God. That's my tomorrow. That's my long weekend. Bacon. Oh, my God. I'm, that's my tomorrow. That's my long weekend. Bacon. No, bread. I hate how funny that is.

Thank you. What day should the family come around? Mate. Oh, no, you don't take guests on Easter. I apologise. No, no, no, we do. Okay. No, see, I said that, like, now I don't have depression.

Yeah. Okay, great. Yeah, give me no. We do. Okay. No, see, I said that like now I don't have depression. Yeah. Okay, great. Yeah. Give me a day to work it out. I'll leave that with you. Yeah. Literally? Yeah, literally.

Yeah. But have a good Yeaster. That's good gear. Because tomorrow is Good Friday. Yeaster was good. Okay. All right. There's no show tomorrow. No show tomorrow. Good Friday. Easter was good. Okay. All right. There's no show tomorrow.

No show tomorrow. On Monday, there's a story that I have banned myself from telling until after the Easter Bunny has done his business. Because if you hear this story before then, it might ruin Easter. And this is maybe a good time, the Easter Bunny chat. So make sure you know who's listening. No, no, no. That kind of thing.

No, no, just like because I'm good mates with the Easter Bunny. Good to know. But if I tell you this story about the Easter Bunny before Easter, it might just make you a bit nervous on Saturday night before the Easter Bunny arrives. Okay. So that's why I'll tell you on Monday. But this is what I will say.

arrives. Okay. That's why I'll tell you on Monday, but this is what I will say. This is the most fucked thing I've ever done that doesn't involve a hairdresser's bathroom. Oh. And I'm not proud of how many years. You shout on the Easter Bunny. No. No.

Because that's not good. I don't think that would be that much worse than what I did, though. Yes, it would. He's a national treasure. No, you don't know what I did, though. Yeah. International treasure. International treasure.

Have a good Easter, everyone. Destroy some hot cross buns. Oh, and some fucking little eggies. Oh, and some fish and gems. Coining that term. Fish and gems. All right. Have a good weekend. We'll chat to you Monday. Coding that term. Fish and gems. All right, have a good weekend.

We'll chat to you on Monday. Love you, bye.