Toni and Ryan - Flushing the Toilet & Easy A

Episode Date: November 1, 2021

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Hello, Amy speaking. Amy, it's Tony and Ryan from across the ditch. Oh, my God, how are you guys? Oh, Kia ora, Amy. Hey. I have an admission to make to Tony who doesn't know this. Oh, what? I growled at Amy in my DMs for not putting in the right amount of numbers.

And she said, I'm actually in New Zealand and it is the correct number. And then I typed those numbers in. And here we are. And boy, is my face red. Oh, that's so embarrassing. Well, I was like, I've had that number for probably 15 years now. So I was like, I'm hoping. I know myself on the numbers right now.

Yeah, you know what? Between the two of us, you're probably more likely to know what your number is, to be fair. What a mansplainer. I was like, are you sure about that, mate? And Amy's like, yeah, I am sure. Call it, see what happens, and here we are. I'm backing it in, mate. Well, Amy, thank you for being a very last-minute approver.

Stoked to be it. Stoked to be it. I've been waiting. Been waiting to be able to put my name down, and I saw the message, and I was like, cool, here we go. There's my opportunity. Oh, well, it's such a bloody pleasure. Sorry.

Literally my brain stopped working. I couldn't think of a word. It's an absolute pleasure to chat to you, Ames. And we were wondering if before we get started, we could get your approval on today's pod. You definitely can have my approval on today's pod. Also, is there a KFC and Red Rooster in New Zealand? As KFC, there is no Red Rooster.

In New Zealand they call KFC K-fry. Yeah, we do. I tried to drop a K-fry at home with my New Zealand wife and she was like, who are you trying to be saying K-fry? Did she ask you to turn your tartingers on? That's your ears in Maori. Did you want to get K-fry to fill up your puku, which is your tummy, in Maori?

Where did you go? Yeah. Very nice. Or maybe I'll say K-fer. Do people say K-fer? Yeah. I don't think that's right. K-fer is like lime, lime leaves or something.

Oh, yeah, like kefir. Yeah. Okay, maybe it was my fault again. Can I get anything right today? Can I get anything right? Hey, it's Amy from Stratford and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Welcome.

My name is Ryan. I am the butter to Tony's bread. It's true. If you're just joining us. You compliment me well. Is what? Are you saying like I give you good compliments? No, like you. You compliment me well.

You are a hot bitch. Like we go together like brum-a-lum-a-lum-a. Di-bi-di-ding-di-dong. Speaking of Tony being excellent, this week is the Tony and Ryan favourites of movies and the Patreons selected Easy A. Yep. We both watched it last night.

What were the options? The prestige Easy A Fight Club. And American Psycho. Yeah, I've never seen that. One of my favourite movies, obviously, in the Favourites Week, and people said, oh, you know, we're still in kind of Halloween zone, maybe a good time to watch a scary movie.

But they didn't agree. And a whopping 4% said you've got to watch that. But Easy A, I mean, we'll get to it, but Tony, I had a good time last night. Good. Watched that with Bridge. We enjoyed it. Yeah, good.

Very nice. Did you have to buy it on Apple? I bought it on YouTube. Oh, nice. Because buying it, I'm having issues with Amazon Prime. Don't get me started on boring app stories about trying to log in. And then if you're in, they're like, oh, sorry, your billing address is not from the US.

And I was like, I know. I don't live there. And then it was like, oh, well, if you're not from there, it's a different code. And I was like. Oh, my God. So I just watched it on YouTube. Three bucks or something. Yeah, nice. Yeah, bloody good. But to start today, to celebrate that Melbourne is out of lockdown and the gyms are open and Tony and I are not using them. Yeah, that's rude. I didn't,

but I could. But have you? So, you know how I moved house, like in the middle of the fucking pandemic? Yes. My apartment complex has, like, a gym and a pool and stuff in it. Is it open yet? It opened yesterday. And how many times have you been? It opened yesterday, mate.

So, twice? Well, I really... Yesterday, I've owned once this morning before the show? Yeah, exactly right. Yep. You can tell. Thank you. Looking good.

Spelt. Also, before we get started. Yeah. Carla Green. Shout out to Carla. She's in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. She has literally pulled a hamstring in both the gym and the bedroom before. So when she saw this topic, she was like, this is me.

I've done things in both. And Tony's pulled a few things in the bedroom as well. So shout out to her. All right. Do you want to him. Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. All right. Do you want to start? Hey, Ryan. Are you into fitness?

Because I plan on fitting that whole dick in my ass. What? A little twist on a classic. Thank you. I posted the first half of that joke in the comments. I don't look at other people's jokes. I write my own. Oh, sorry. I actually care about our community and people invested

in the Tony and Ryan podcast. I care about good content and I don't want people to think that I've stolen their gear. I come here. So you think you're better than them? To work and for them to hear things that I've come up with myself, not things that you've regurgitated from your mates. So I wrote.

She deserves more credit. I literally gave her credit. I said, are you into fitness? Dot, dot, dot, and just left it. And people were giving me variations. All right. Just give me a minute. I promise I can get this hard.

Just let me concentrate. Oh, God. During COVID, I actually had to do this at home by myself. Didn't we all? That's why my arms are still big, even though I haven't been to the gym. Like Popeye arms. Yeah, but only one of them. Just the one. Yeah.

Tony, I'm going to call you iron because I'm going to pump you later on this afternoon. Oh, gosh. Hello, Christmas. Do you need a spotter? Yeah. Ooh. You might need to wipe that down with a towel when you're finished. I had that one too.

And I was so proud of myself. That's all right. We can both wipe ourselves down with a towel. I prefer to wipe you down with a towel. I actually prefer to have a little stretch first. Limber up. You need to because you look tight. I am.

Haven't exercised in quite some time. That was a big session. So just to let you know, tomorrow your butt is going to be sore. Imagine, like, someone leaving, having sex with you, and you being like, all right, mate, so make sure that when you leave you have a protein shake and, you know, you rub that butt in the shower. You know, we've had a big day. You know, rice, rest.

Rest, ice, compression. Elevate. Sure, great. Put your butt in the air. I bet you can't see I'm doing a handstand in the studio. Whenever I do this first thing in the morning, I feel amazing all day. Don't we all?

Who doesn't love a good hip thrust in the morning? It's just the most practical time. Someone posted, who was it? Karina Irby, who I love. Oh my God. I love Karina Irby. She's so funny. My sister-in-law, Chelsea fucking froths her as well. Yeah, she's great. She is a bikini designer and runs Moana swimwear on the Gold Coast. She did a post last night that said, like it was just a poll and it was like, do you prefer the morning or night? Yeah. And you clicked morning? Yep. Just like me because I know that that's what your style is.

Thank you. While you're there. Yeah. So, but like 70% said at night. And I was like, who are these people? Who can be bothered at the end of the day? If you want to fuck at night, you haven't eaten enough. I agree.

Yep. Because once I've had dinner, I ain't moving. I'm done. I want to put the office on. I want to put my nightie covered in food on. We've talked about this before. Yeah. I mean, you can't have two star food on. We've talked about this before. Yeah. I mean, you can't have two starfishes laying next to each other.

It doesn't work. Someone needs to have not eaten and be ready to go. Someone needs to do something. Things you can say in the gym and also in the bedroom. Now, Tony, were you interested in a one-on-one session or did you want to get a group thing going? I prefer one-on-one, but I know it to get a group thing going oh i prefer one-on-one but i know it's more expensive yeah it really splits the cost up and if you want to book five in one a day for the whole week or give you a discount discount

does discount because I will definitely need a protein shake after this. Well, consider me your chef because I'm going to give you a protein shake after this. I've lost a lot of fluid. No pain, no gain. Mate, have you been working out? Yes. No, you haven't. I'm very sensitive about my...

You haven't been working out. No. You haven't. No. You lied to our friends that are listening. I want to have been working out. We could work out. Do you think that like an F45 or something would let us come for free and join?

First of all, you know my address. You can come for free anytime you want. Sexy, yeah. Also, the one down the street, they're great. Are they? In Richmond, yeah. Cremorne? The one near the corner hotel?

Yeah. Yeah. I'll book you in. Don't actually. I don't think I could go to F45 because is it full of hot people? Yes. Oh, nah, that's not for me. I'm more of like a... You want to go to a gym where everyone is no people? Yes. Oh, nah, that's not for me. I'm more of like a...

You want to go to a gym where everyone is no good? Yeah. Again, you know my address. I might need to wait a little bit in between sets because if I try to go straight after, it's just like jelly. Oh, sorry. Can we stop for some water? I think that's just, that's not even a joke.

That's just regular everyday occurrence. Have you ever stopped mid-sexy time just for a drink of water? Yeah, I have. It's hard work. Well, also, just like if you're kissing someone and your mouth is getting like dry. Dry, yeah. Or a bit like...

Heard that sound before. Are you getting a bit of a cramp? Don't worry if you are because I'll give you a bit of banana. It'll fix that right up. Bananas help cramps because of the potassium. Do they? Okay, that would have worked a lot better if you had a known that. All right, say it again, say it again, say it again.

It appears that you don't know a lot about exercising. That's so mean! Because of the bananas. Everyone knows that bananas fix cramps. Oh my god, I eat bananas when I've got my period. If I have a cramp in my tummy. So you knew! How did you know that?

Okay, tell me again, tell me again, tell me again, tell me again. This is so patronising, but I will. Oh, you're getting a cramp. Don't worry. I'll give you a banana to fix that. Oh, the potassium. How was that? Was that a big effect?

I like that. I like that. And the shock, even though you knew the exact thing that was about to come. Oh, yeah, I fucking did. Now that was worth waking up at 5am. You're welcome, sweetheart. If you like my clean and jerk, you're going to love my smooth snatch. Um, that was a very actual jargony workout one. That's the point of the segment. Well, I know that bananas have potassium.

Apparently you do. I feel like it needs a big finish. This? This, the gym, and all three. Okay, so coming up next. I thought that that would be like a sexy noise at the end. Do you know what I mean? Later on we're going to be chatting about easy A, but first.

Okay, so after you've been at the gym and after you've been in the bedroom, you need to have a shower. Yes. You'd hope. Well, yeah. I mean, you've got to get it all out of you, don't you? Yeah. Don't want to walk around with that stank on you all day. No, you don't.

Have you ever had sex smell in public and you were just very aware that you smelt like sex? Yeah, I think I've told you that story before. It is not appropriate for the podcast. The story about me at Morley Galleria? I've told you that story before. It is not appropriate for the podcast. The story about me at Morley Galleria. Have I told you that story before? I have, eh? I've told you that story before.

Yeah. I'm not going to tell on the podcast. No, you will not. Because it's fucked, but I've told you that story before. Yep. Yep, okay. Anyway, so. Shout out to the folks at Morley Galleria.

Thank you very much. And on behalf of Tony and Tony's friends and family, I'm sorry. Yeah, and don't even bother messaging me on Instagram and asking me to tell that story. No, I'll tell them. No, you won't. I'll tell them. No, you fucking won't.

Okay, anyway, so. I was thinking about that the other day. Were you? Yeah. Yeah, and then did you touch yourself? I thought of a segment for it. Yeah, no, in the coming weeks. Coming weeks. Coming weeks.

Speaking of. Anyway, I found out that I do something that I didn't know affected my partner, Torbs. And for anybody listening, if you've got a housemate, you live with a partner, you live with family, it literally doesn't matter. I had no idea that this was a thing. So whenever I'm in the shower, Torbs, if he goes to the bathroom

or whatever, because we've got two bathrooms. So I'll be in the- Two bathrooms. Must be nice. I know. So if I'm- How many bedrooms? Two.

How big is your courtyard? Size of my house? Great. Average size for a courtyard? For a farm. It's a paddock. So I'll be in the shower in like one bathroom and then he'll go to the bathroom, like go to the toilet in the other bathroom

and he never flushes the toilet. And it really fucks me off while I'm in the shower. Yeah. And it really fucks me off because, yeah, it's weird, right? It's the smell, right? Just sitting there lingering. Well, it's just like annoying. I'm just like just it doesn't matter.

Yeah. I didn't know that he was doing me a favour. What do you mean he's doing you a favour? By stinking it up? I didn't know that flushing the toilet affected the temperature of the shower. Did you actually not know that? No.

So every time he went to the bathroom while I was in the shower, I was like, just flush the fucking toilet. But if he flushed, wouldn't it just burn the shit out of it or vice versa, go freezing cold? So I didn't know that it actually did anything. So not only are you getting fucked off at him. Because I'm like, just flush the fucking toilet. You're getting fucked off at him because of the favour he's doing you.

For doing something nice. But so because I didn't know that it actually affected anything. I always flush the toilet when he's in the shower. How long have you been doing this for? Eight years. Well, you've been doing it for eight. Doing it for eight. Officially for seven.

Exactly right. Eight years. I didn't know it was a thing. And he just cops it. Yeah. And never said anything? He never said anything. That's sort of on him a little bit to maybe mention it one time.

I think it was just because he's just in the shower and he's just like, ugh. And it's because he doesn't want to put you out. No. He doesn't want to make you feel bad. Exactly. He doesn't want to get you all razzled. He would rather, Torben Stein would rather receive third degree burns

than anything ruin Tony Lodge's day because that's the kind of beautiful man that he is. He is. But did you know that was a thing? Yeah. So when in our house in Beauford when we used to live out in the Grampians, like every water in the hole everywhere was connected. So if we had the dishwasher on, if next door was watering the garden,

if someone out the back was, because there was like a laundry, like outhouse sort of thing, if someone was in there, oh. And I used to forget all the time. So I'd be like putting the dishwasher on and my wife, Bridget, is rolling her eyes going, oh, as if you actually turned the dishwasher on. I have a few times. And then I just hear this. And I was like, oh, God, pause actually turned the dishwasher on. I have a few times. And then I just hear this.

And I'm like, oh, God, pause it, pause it, pause it. Yeah, because you've realised that it's sucking all the water out. So every time Torb's like turns on a sink or goes to turn on the dishwasher if I'm in the bathroom. He just won't. No, but if he does because he doesn't realise I'm in the shower or something, I go, oh, Like, I'm, like, it's super passive-aggressive because I know because the water's all of a sudden really cold or really hot.

But you didn't know what was causing that? No, so I knew that, like, sinks and stuff did it. But not the toilet. But not the toilet. So when he's in the shower, I don't use the sink or anything because I'm like, oh, that's really, that's rude. So you did know the whole time that you'd have been bloody hurt. But I didn't know that the, I thought that the, so I said to him, because he said the same, I'm like, oh, that's really, that's rude. So you did know the whole time. But I didn't know. I thought that.

So I said to him, because he said the same, he was like, but you don't use the sink or the dishwasher when I'm in the shower. And I said, I thought it was different water. What water did you think it was? Well, I don't know. I thought maybe it was like a different pipe or something. Do you need special water to get your gear down? No, mate.

Yeah, we've got the high hydraulics to flush this thing through. No, but. I learned a lot about plumbing in the last few weeks because my house burnt down. Because you shat it to death. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that the toilet flushing water came from like, I don't know,

like grey water or like runoff or something. Yeah, it would make sense. But like I didn't know it was all the same water. So there's just one pipe and people are listening to this thinking I'm the biggest idiot. But I thought there was just like one pipe and all the water like. If you use grey water for the toilet, it would be just grey getting greyer and greyer and greyer.

Why do they call it grey water? Because brown water sounds horrific. But is that what, so greywater, is that from poop water? I don't think so. Is that what a desalination plant does? No, that's salt, not poo. Depoopination. Yeah, you're thinking of a depoopination plant.

Oh, sorry, my mistake. So now that you've seen the error in your ways, are you more respectful of him? Yeah, I feel really bad. Or what's occurred to me, can you guys get your schedule sorted out? Because it seems like every time you have a shower, Torb's like, oh, timetable's shit. Like, can you not just, like, get your timetable right so maybe you're.

Well, so I poo in the morning generally. After. And Torb showers in the morning. So he'll, like, jump straight out of bed and jump into the shower. Yeah. Where I was like, as soon as I wake up, I need to poo straight away. What are you doing in your dreams? How much cheese are you eating before bed?

Well, it just sits in there for eight hours. Good morning, everyone. Get out of my way. It's on. Literally. And then after I've had my coffee, I need to poo again. So generally I do two poos in the morning. Okay.

I hope someone's taking notes and drawing a little timetable. Yep. I shouldn't say that because someone will. Yep. And then I shower at night, but Torb's poos at night. Oh, so you guys have got a little one-on-one off. Yeah, exactly. So that's kind of why we always run into these scenarios.

You guys are meant to be together. Yeah, I love him so much. I love him too. And I feel like everyone in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group is falling in love with Torbs the more they hear him, especially after he and Bridget were on the exclusive Patreon-only episode. Yes. Everyone was like, oh, Bridget, she didn't give a lot

because she's not going to help with the nuggets as much. That's not true. They loved Bridget. But she wasn't as forthcoming to help with the nuggets as Torbs was. He was like, bring it on, I'm ready to help. Yeah, he is good in a food-based challenge. I'll give him that. I'll give him that.

Why do you love this man? Well, you know, personality, looks. Food-based challenge, though. Food-based challenges. He's right in there. Marriage material. Hey, it's Amy from Stretford and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Tomorrow on the show, we've had a message from a funeral director who's going on dates.

Now, a few weeks ago, we heard from someone who rocked up in a hearse and a body in the back to pick up a girl for a first date. That's nothing compared to what you're going to hear on tomorrow's show. Surely there's nothing worse than that. Don't say stuff like that. Is it worse than the cave? The person that got stuck in the cave? Yep.

It was a definite, like, the story ends with, and there was most certainly not a second date for obvious reasons. That's tomorrow on the show. We mentioned Patreon before. Thank you to everyone who has supported us. We will be having the nuggets on some sort of live stream that we're figuring out shortly. But a shout-out to our champion tarpers.

Nathan Donoghue, thank you so much. And Tony Doering, a special little shout-out to our champion tarpers. Nathan Donoghue, thank you so much. And Tony Doering, a special little shout-out because his email was stop dreaming, start Doering. I love that. That's very funny. Morgan Allen, thank you so much. Ndoka Nishitsuji, thank you so, so much. Chris Morris, do you want to take it from here, mate?

Liam Mills and Alec Henry. All right, and that's enough. Okay. So this week on the Patreon we put up four movies and we called it Tony and Ryan's Favourites. So my two favourite movies are The Prestige and American Psycho and Tony's were? Easy A and Fight Club were my picks.

And a very easy decision, it seemed. Everyone voted for it. Actually, there was a bit of a mix and everyone liked all of them, but Easy A by far and away. By a country mile. And you've said numerous times in the last few weeks that that's one of your faves. Would you say it's one of your faves or your fave hands down?

It's one of those movies that it doesn't matter what mood I'm in, I can watch it. You know how some movies, like Fight Club's a great example of that. I love it, but you kind of have to be in the right mood. Whereas Easy A and Forgetting Sarah Marshall are like my go-to movies if I want to just like pop something on in the background and I have them sick of watching The Office. So for the first time ever, I watched Easy A last night. Okay. Can't believe it's the first time we've ever watched it. I watched Easy A last night. Okay.

Can't believe it's the first time we've ever watched it. But how did you feel? How did you like it? Give me your feedback. It was great. Oh, yes. I liked it. I really liked it. I don't think I'd put it in like an all-time category,

but how you just described it, like I could easily watch it again, have it on in the background on Sunday, although I'm doing something. It was great. How great are the parents? They're so funny. They're the reason, they're the only reason that I would want a child because they make it look so fun. Like Stanley Tucky.

And what's the lady's name? Stanley Tucky. Stanley Tucky. I've actually got that on my list here. Okay. Things I wanted to mention. Actually, first of all, just Emma Stone. Obviously, she's a great actress and done lots of things,

but is that like the Emma Stone movie? I think so. She's just so great in it. It's like it was written for her to be that person. Exactly right. She's fantastic. Now, it. It's like it was written for her to be that person. Exactly right. She's fantastic. Now, there are rumours swirling around. Okay.

And there's a secret agreement between Ryan, John and Tony Lodge that any movie we watch must have either Matthew Lilliard or Stanley Tucky in them because those two have been in everything. Okay. No secret agreement, but it does make it look like we're very organised. It does. And we are. Wink, wink.

Fun fact, Stanley Tucky is married to Emily Blunt's sister. Yes. Oh, I thought I was going to surprise you with that. Oh, sorry. Can we go again? Go again, go again. Tony, did you know, you're never going to believe this. What?

Stanley Tucky is married to Emily Blunt's sister. Emily Blunt's sister? Yeah, and they were in Devil Wears Prada together and they knew each other and then he met the sister and stuff. Oh, my God. I know. So were they married before Devil Wears Prada? Don't ask questions, bro.

It doesn't matter. Oh, my God. That's great. Brand new information. Wow. Yeah. I feel like Pen Bag Lady, it's great to see that. Pen Batch Lady, yep.

So I've never seen Gossip Girl, which is probably what he's most known for. Well, that was his first thing. Yeah, his big thing. And I've only seen him in anything else is in You, the stalking, thrilling, terrifying, murderous show. It's horny and sexy and murdery. So when Pen Bag Lady rocks up in this movie, he's billed as like, he's the sweet, charming friend.

He's so nice. The boy next door. The boy next door. Everyone else is so mean. He's fucking handsome. But Bag Lady is handsome as fuck and he's the nice guy. And the whole time I was watching the movie, I was like, that's what he wants you to think because I know what he's capable of now.

You is actually a sequel of Easy A. Yeah. So then in Easy A 2, Easy B, as it were. That was so funny. Did you plan? No, I didn't. I did not plan that. Swear on my life you didn't plan that joke.

I swear on your life I didn't plan that joke. That was very funny, mate. So they go to Easy B and then he obviously puts her in a cave and does what he does. Easy B. That was so, I don't even want to talk about the movie anymore. That was so funny. The first thing Bridget said was, can we be parents like that? And that was my actual main takeaway. Yep. How lovely they were. They're so lovely, super supportive, like really open.

You can tell that they really trust Olive's character. But I've got a question about that. Uh-huh. Because clearly Olive, Olive? Olive. Olive. Clearly Olive goes through a bit of a journey of. Self-discovery.

Yeah. Kind of expression. Yep. Absolutely. And they're like aware of expression. Absolutely. And they're, like, aware of this. Yep. And there's sort of a few chats where they're like, hey. Everything all good?

Yeah, and she just goes, it's fine. And they're kind of in a sarcastic way, but she pretty much doesn't answer and they just go, okay. And, like. Well, they say, like, is there something we should be worried about? And she's like, no, I've got it under control. Because I was a bit, yeah, are these the coolest parents ever or are they just all having a fun, like they're friends.

It's like, oh, sometimes you still have to be their parent sometimes. I do see what you're saying, but I just felt like that was them trusting her just like so much. My favourite line of the whole movie is when Stanley Tucci says to Olive. Who? Sorry, Stanley Tucky. Thank you. Says to Olive, like, is everything all good?

Because it sounds like you're having very loud sex up here. Yes. And I know that your opposite sex partner is homosexual. And she says, yep, I'm fine. Like, please shut the door. And he says, give him hell. And that just is the best line of the movie. Like him saying like, yep, I'm fine, like, please shut the door and he says, give him hell. And that just is the best line of the movie, like him saying, like, well, fuck him up.

Yeah. Just like, so this movie came out in 2010, right, so 11 years ago. I saw it at the cinema with my friend Maddie. Like, I loved it so much. Then I went to the cinema and saw it with my mum again. Like, I loved it so much. Two trips to a cinema is like a, that's a statement. Yes, especially back then because like the movies is fucking $20 a turn.

And the popcorn fucking get a mortgage. Yeah, it touched me. Anyway, and I have that phrase and that line has stayed with me my whole life. Every time. Yeah, every time I'm like about to like really like rip it and really give it shit, that's exactly what I think about. Really? Yeah.

Give them hell. Give them hell. I think obviously that's not the specific bit you took from it, but the whole conversation about her boyfriend being gay is just so funny. There's so many great lines. I was gay once for a while. And at the start when Emma Stone's brother is African African American, he's black, the parents are both white

and then the kid mentions something about being adopted and Stanley Tucky's like, what? Who told you? Oh my god, who told me? You were going to tell him at the right time. That just did me, like, so funny. Is that because you're adopted? Like, did it feel like nice? No, it was because of a funny joke? No, no, no, no. Like, I'm actually sorry. I wasn't trying to make a joke out of, like, that. But did it feel nice, like, that representation, I guess, of, like, being open and honest about, like, being adopted?

Well, the funny thing is about being adopted is that everyone assumes and because Hollywood makes this really bad habit of going, oh, how did you find out? When did he find out? When do we tell him? And the reality is you're told from such a young age. It's just something you know. Like you don't remember your first breath because you're like,

I don't know, I guess I just always was breathing. Yeah, it's not like when you turn five they go, okay, and we'll just let you know your name is Tony. Yeah. Yeah, you just know it. When did you find out your name was Tony? It just always has been. You just know it, yeah.

So that is how 99% of adoptees are. Oh, how did you find out? It's just always been part of our story. Hence where he makes a joke about, oh, we were going to tell him, but it's like, ha-ha, obviously you already know. Skin colour irrelevant, you would know anyway. Yeah. I just, I guess because as someone who wasn't adopted,

I do see that from the other. Oh, you're a purebred. Yeah. That'd be nice. But I see that from that angle of being like, oh, is that like nice for you to see that representation, I guess, in a family of it not being like that traditional fucking nuclear family thing?

Yeah, and it's always like the adopted kid is like a bit fucked in the head and blah, blah, blah. Or like a bit of a black sheep or something. Yeah, and really the odd one out. And that guy, like that whole family just seems like the most all sweethearts, legends. Finally, and I don't want to get on my high horse again about this. Okay.

I feel like we've watched a lot of movies, incidentally, about high schools. Yes. I don't know because, again, you know my high school was a bit weird and a bit different and my upbringing was a bit weird and a bit different. The clichés and stereotypes and the gossips about, oh, my reputation, everyone cares about everything else I have to say. Yeah.

I actually struggled to fit in with that because I just have never experienced high school being so gossipy and he said, she said, and people giving a shit about everyone else. The whole movie is based on your reputation. Yeah. Right? Yeah. And the fact that people are so concerned about your reputation, right? Yeah. And the fact that people are so concerned about their reputation, they're willing to just make stuff up that they don't even care about

but just so other people think that. I was just like, why? Well, I guess it's that pressure thing, isn't it? So I posted on my Instagram last night saying, like, give me your EZA opinions. We're going to talk about it on the podcast this week. And my friend Talisha actually said, it's a really good commentary on sexual expectations in high school.

So, like, this is kind of what we're talking about. I think the most interesting thing for me is when her and Brandon are at Melody Bastek's party and he walks out and he's a fucking hero for having sex with this girl. She walks out and everyone's like, ew, what a slut. And like looking at her weird and making fun of her. And they're the same people who did the same thing. The same.

Well, everybody's like they had sex with each other, but the boy is a fucking hero, but she's a fucking slag because she's done that. And that's fucked. It's fucked. And it's probably true. Yeah. Like I, I was at high school. I know what that's fucked. It's fucked and it's probably true. Yeah, like I was at high school. I know what that's like.

You know, if you like kissed a boy, everyone would be like, oh, yeah, good job. And then everybody else would be like, oh, my God, you just like give it up for anyone. Well, that was my next thing, the fine line, because this is like, obviously it's a lot more complex than this. You're a virgin and it's like how embarrassing. Yeah.

Then she sleeps with one person and they're like oh my god she's the hero then she sleeps with one more person fuck that bitch she's a stupid and it's like the the window for being accepted is like so small zero people shame on you two people shame on you one you're the lord yep that's fucking weird right i think as well like this is obviously getting a bit deep, but, like, the difference between how it's viewed for a boy and how it's viewed for a girl is just, like, so gross. Like, the more girls a boy sleeps with, he's like, oh, yeah, you must be fucking great in bed, which you're not.

No. If you were great in bed, the same girl would have kept you and you'd still be with them. Oh, my God, that's so smart. Well, think about this. How good must you be if people only want to sleep with you one time? And then fuck you off. If you were good, they would have gone back for seconds or thirds

or married you. Oh. But you weren't. Tickets made, hey? Someone put a ring on that for you so they'd keep you around, keep your skills around. That's not what I was getting at, but thank you for winking at me suggestedly and looking at my penis.

You're welcome. It was looking at you. One eye open. Eye, eye, say hello. But, yeah, I thought, like, watching this movie back, obviously there's a little bit of language that maybe we wouldn't use anymore, but I think it's still super relevant and really interesting to think about those things that, like, affect you when you're at school

and you think it's the be all and end all. Do you know what I mean? It's so important. It's so important in the moment and, I mean, this makes me sound like I'm a fucking morning show host or something, but if you're at high school and someone's made fun of you because you suck someone's dick or, like, you kiss someone or whatever, I know it really sucks right now,

but I promise it fucking does not mean anything. It really doesn't. It really doesn't. Well said. And, like, there were so many boys that I cried over and was really upset over that, like, they don't have a fucking podcast. They aren't awesome.

Fuck them off. Fuck them off. Give them hell. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Also, shout out to Lisa Kudrow.

I didn't actually know she was in that movie until she walked in in that scene and I was like, what a pleasant surprise. And she's like, obviously her character is interesting, but like her acting, she's so funny, isn't she? You can't forget how great she is. Yeah. Something you love to see. Yeah.

Last week we obviously found out that Facebook, the corporate company, is going to be called Meta. Yes. Lots about changing the name and what it means in corporate jargony land, blah, blah, blah. But I just want to send a shout out to Brandy Jensen who tweeted this. Because you know how Zuck started Facebook

like in his dorm room or whatever? Yeah. The whole company was created in Zuck's dorm room because he never met a girl in college. You'll love to see that. That's a great wordplay. Great work, Brandy. Love to see it, mate.

My love to see it is super self-indulgent and super dumb. My love to see it is me. I love to see me every day. I love to see it. No, but I'm getting my hair done tomorrow. Oh, you are too. And I'm really fucking excited about it because it has been about seven months since I've had my hair done and you can fucking tell.

Oh, I've been meaning to not comment. Yeah, you wanted to bring it up. And that sounds super self-indulgent and really, really dumb. No, treat yourself, girl. But I'm... Treat yourself. We've been in lockdown for so long here in Melbourne. I can't fucking wait.

You want to go get your hair did? Don't feel bad about that. Oh, I can't fucking wait. You want to go get your hair did? Don't feel bad about that. Oh, I can't fucking wait. Yeah. I used to be blonde. What are you getting done? Blonde. Blonde?

Fringe back? No, I don't think so. Because I got bullied on TikTok for that fringe. So I'm not going to bring that fringe back. Yeah. TikTok doesn't run your life. Tony runs your life. No, TikTok actually is paying the bills at the moment.

Is it? Oh, she's changed. Ever since that Invisalign deal. Oh, mate. No, TikTok actually is paying the bills at the moment. Is it? She's changed. Ever since that Invisalign deal. Mate, well, you know what? Gorgeous Smiles Dentistry down in Exhibition Street in Melbourne CBD. Alright, tomorrow on the show. What is on tomorrow's show?

Something here that says that you're fucked off about something. I'm fucked off about something. Fucking makes a change. People who build houses. I heard that. People who build houses, real estate agents, architects, they're conning us.

I can't relate to that. No one's ever built a house just for me, mate. I'll rent. I mean people who build houses. It's not about buying. I think you're selling yourself up the river here, mate. Do you live in a property or do you live in a tent? What do you live in?

I live in a house. Who do you reckon built that? Me. A builder or a real estate agent or someone? They're conning us. There's a scam. A real estate agent built that. They're a part of the process of the thing being turned into dirt

to you parking your arse in it every night. Park my arse in it? I'd rather you park something in my arse every night. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Alright, you're fucked off. We're going to talk about it tomorrow. Do you want to talk about anything else today? Do you need to get anything off your chest, mate? Have I done something to fuck you off?

Who is that person that messaged and said, I'll listen right to the end to see if Tony meows in the song? I can't remember. I really wish I could. You wouldn't. You've only got 12 seconds left. You've only got 12 seconds left. Second place.