Toni and Ryan - Frappe Update

Episode Date: June 15, 2022

Did we, or didn't we? Plus Ryan's fave tweets calling out 'big hetero'! Plus we chat about Jurassic Park!!! Love ya!!!! Toni xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Hi, Ashley. Hi. Oh, my God, is that Ashley? It is, and Donald. Not Ashley and Donald. Oh, and Donald. Yeah.

Ash and Don. Okay, have we got freeloaders on our hands? Is that what's happening? No, no. We both have the Patreon. Two for the price of one. Will you guys approve this episode? Absolutely.

Yay! Hi, it's Ash. And it's Don. From Lindsay, Ontario. And we approve Ryan podcast. And the reason I say thank you is if you listened yesterday. Thanks for coming back after that. Yesterday was probably the worst episode we've ever done.

It was the worst. You love to see it by me. I had a fun magic eye thing and you couldn't see it. Yeah. You had a fact that was shit. Yeah, I had several facts that were shit. Normal or Nah,

Celebrity Edition. That's not coming back. Yeah, we're probably not going to do that again. What I will say, though, is the approve of Brie was a real highlight. Brie was great.

Yeah, we weren't. Brie actually saved the show yesterday, I feel. I agree with that. But also, just in case anybody's wondering, we did get a frappe. I just wanted to let everyone know. You can see the photo online.

We had the frappe. And we're back. We've had the frappe and now we're back. All right. All right. So we are fucking pumped. Coming up this episode, we are going to be talking about Jurassic Park. Dun, dun, dun, dun, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

And not only will Tony do the full rendition of the soundtrack, we'll also discuss the franchise. That's why this episode is six hours long. Because I'm going to do the whole thing with my mouth. But before that. I've taken a real interest in Pride Month. Everyone should. And I don't think I'm out of school here that saying, like, a few, like, corporations are really, like, sort of taking the piss.

Yeah, kind of turning it on when it suits them. When it, exactly the line. Totally. When it suits you, we're all for it. Oh, but when like some internal shit happens, we'll just pretend that we don't know what you're talking about. But then we'll change the logo. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, so I'm not like, I mean, it means well, it is good, but some people are taking the piss. It's very tokenistic. It's like performative, like inclusivity. And I've seen a lot of my LGBTQI community allies and friends kind of post some funny stuff about it, that it's like they unwrap the flag, but then they wrap it back up on July 1 and stuff like that.

July 1 is back to being an arsehole. Yeah, which is unfortunately, yeah, where we find ourself. But there's been some funny fucking stuff about it. So Hungry Jacks, Burger King in the rest of the world, they did this thing where they go, hey, some people like the same as them. Not everyone likes the opposite. What the fuck? I know, it's so strange.

What is that language? It's so like, hey, straight old guy, can you just write the creative brief for Pride Month? Yeah. So what they've done is they've got the Whopper burger, but you know how like a burger's got like the big like hero piece of the bun and then there's like the thick flat bottom one? Oh, yeah, yeah. You can get both thick flat bottom one, like top and bottom,

or get the big hero piece to be top and bottom because it goes, hey, some people like to have the same. And everyone's like, nah. Is that a weird euphemism for being like, are you a top or a bottom? Kind of. Because pick what one. Kind of. And let us know.

No. What the fuck? And I'll show you the picture, but just now that I think of as a person who frequently consumes burgers, both of these things have rolls, as in, that's not a pun, by the way. That's not a pun, I didn't mean that. The bottom base is the base that's like a bit thicker and holds the shit together.

Yeah, it has a job. And the one's big and fluffy and looks good and you can bite into it. The fluffy top is just going to lean over. Yeah. Because it's going to like topple over. Yeah, it's terrible. And that's just a shit idea, to be frank. Yeah, I couldn't agree more.

One of my favourite sayings is actions speak louder than words. Don't tell me how inclusive you are. Actually do something. Or just do something to include someone rather than just telling me how inclusive you are. Anyway, so there's this fun little thing, and trust me, we're not just going to be on our high horse bagging out big straight guy. Yeah, big hetero. Big hetero.

There's this online, fuck it, I've laughed so hard this week. There was this bit of a trend two or three years ago where companies would hire, you know, a straight actor to do an Instagram post. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, I've got a black friend and I went to drama school so I've obviously met a gay guy, which is why this Pride Month I'm driving Toyota.

Oh, my God. You know, just the biggest stretch. Such a reach. Yeah, such a reach. And so people have really got on this trend of saying, I do this and that's why I'm with that. Hilarious. Let me show you.

And some of these are like viral tweets and others are just from the TARP community. Oh, were they showing them in our group? Yeah, and sometimes you've got to do a bit of detective work to put the pieces together, but I think that's half the fun of it. Okay. This is Victoria, Scott. As a trans woman, I've had a hard time figuring myself out

and accepting who I am up until now, and I think we can understand that would be very difficult. I still break down all the time for no logical or rational reason, which is why this Pride Month I've teamed up with Alfa Romeo. I was, like, break down, like, emotionally. Yeah. Not breaking down anymore. Not in that beautiful luxury car.

Well, if anyone knows anyone that's had Alpha Romeo, they do break down for no logical or rational reason all the time. Oh, do they? Hence the partnership is fucking on brand. That's very funny. Sinead. I am who I am and it's actually hard to define for Sinead. Oh.

Which is why this Pride Month I've teamed up with Urban Dictionary. Oh, my God. This is Flo. As a bisexual, I'm used to all genders and sexualities ignoring me. So this Pride Month I've teamed up with Bing, the search engine. And she's right. Who's using Bing? Oh, my God.

Fuck, that's funny. This is probably my favourite. Delphi. And now this would actually be true. She came out during the pandemic, which would be like, you know, a great, terrifying, exciting moment in someone's life. Yeah. But then you're in a lockdown and it's like.

So you can't go on. You're still doing, yeah, like you want to draw a line in the sand. Yeah, but you're stuck in your house. It's a diet, yeah. As a lesbian who came out during the pandemic, I've never had the chance to be near a female. Oh. That's why this month I'm partnering with Star Wars Fan Conventions.

No females there. Very funny. What? Very, very funny. That is fucking hilarious. Good work, Delphi. Isn't it nice, like, when you're on the inside, like, you're on the right side of a joke?

Like, and you can read those and go, those corporations have fucked that writer. Yeah. Where's the people in the Star Wars convention? Like, who's this lesbian? Who's that? Yeah. What a bitch.

She's getting more than you, our fellas. There's girls here. Princess Leia, she's a girl. This is controversial. Rhiannon, as a bisexual woman who's in a relationship with a man, I'm despised by the straight and LGBT plus communities. That's why this pride I've teamed up with James Corden. Because everyone hates that guy.

Do you know why everyone hates him? Oh, I think he's said a few fucking shitty things. He just rubs people up the wrong way. I can't tell you the specific reason, but everyone just has a bit of like. So one of the things that I remember that was fairly recent, you know, BTS, he made some like pretty shitty racist comments about BTS. But then like. If there's some people you don't want to fuck off on the internet,

it's BTS. Their fans are everywhere. Yeah. So then the fandom was like... Love you, BTS. The fandom was like, fuck you, James Corden. Yeah. Then James Corden, like, got them back on his show

and did this, like, weird thing and, like, yeah, it was just a bit icky for me and blah, blah. But also he fucked up, like, every movie he's been in. Yeah. Like Cats and that bit icky for me. But also he fucked up like every movie he's been in. Yeah. Like Cats and that other musical movie. Yeah. I really, really like the show that he made originally, Gavin and Stacey.

It's like a Welsh rom-com. It's one of my favourite shows. I used to always watch it with my mum. How different is that compared to what he does now? Yeah. Very understated, very like clever. Now it's a bit boomtish. Yeah, and just a bit like bleh.

It's a bit Hollywood. It is. I haven't been, but I have heard. Now this one I'm going to say from Franco Torres is not necessarily the funniest, but I think the most clever of Pride Month collaborations. Okay. Like inverted commas. And I'm going to be honest also, it took me three goes to get it.

Okay. So I'm going to, you'll have to explain this to us at the end. Okay. Okay. Franco Trez. As a masculine non-binary person, I'm often put into the mailbox and that's why I'm teaming up with the US Postal Service. You got it. I'm so glad.

That is fucking hilarious. I thought we were going to spend 15 minutes trying to figure that out, like I did myself on Twitter earlier today. Hi, it's Ash. And it's Don. From Lindsay, Ontario. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Yeah. You're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion typers over at our Patreon who have got a Frank Green water bottle coming their way in a few weeks.

It's very exciting. Laura B, Gigi, Megan Eagles, Crystal Howard, Catherine Villancourt, Julia Anderegg, Cam Aria, Joanna Barnard, Kill Harris, Wally Choplik and Maria Nemac. Thank you so much. Was someone called Kill Harris? Kill Harris. I think I like kill like you're going to kill Harris.

Kill. K-I-E-L. Kill. This week's movie topic was movies with big things in them. And what could be bigger? And Ryan's porno wasn't available. Wrong kind of T-Rex, baby. You.

Now, you, Tony, you're booked in to see the new Jurassic World, right? Yes. Hey, I know there's probably an obvious... Why did it go from Jurassic Park to Jurassic World? I actually don't know. I guess it was just to... Branding? To change it.

Yeah, so that it wasn't like an actual remake, but the movies are like the same vibe. Like Jurassic World 1 and Jurassic Park are similar stories. Jurassic Park 2, Jurassic World 2, they're like similar stories. Does that mean this third one's going to be like the third Jurassic Park? I don't know. Torbs and I were speculating about this when we were watching Jurassic Park. We have watched all five of the movies in anticipation

to watch the third one. Oh, so you've been building up? Yeah. Fuck, you know what I love? There's lots I love about you. But what I'm really learning to love, as we've discussed previously, is you discussing how busy you are. And I'd never doubt it because I know what you do.

You edit all these podcasts. You're doing some other bits and pieces. You're doing a full-time job. And then you roll in and go, so I've watched 17 movies this week. Yeah, but it's my brain off time. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I'm jealous.

Don't do that. Or wish I had time to watch heaps of movies. Do you spend much time like just, so for me, watching a movie is a real treat. But I'll lose an hour just on TikTok doing fucking nothing. And then later I'll be like, oh, if I was going to sit around doing nothing, I should have just watched a movie. Yeah, I don't really doom scroll on TikTok very much anymore

because I actually don't make the time to do it. Because I used to do it a lot. No one wakes the time. You're just sitting on the couch late at night and you go, fuck, why am I still asleep? I mean, why am I still awake? I never watch things with sound on on the couch. Yeah.

Like, so I only ever do TikTok if I'm by myself. Yeah, yeah, it's a very lonely, sad existence. Yeah, because I'm not going to sit there and watch TikToks if, like, Torbs is sitting next to me. Like, that's so weird, unless we're watching them existence. Yeah, because I'm not going to sit there and watch TikToks if like Torbs is sitting next to me. Like that's so weird unless we're watching them together. Yeah. So, yeah, normally if we're watching TV. We'll put something good on and actually watch it.

Yeah, and we'll just watch it together. I'm not, I'd much rather that than what I actually do. Yeah, so you're saying, wish I had time to watch a movie. It's because you're fucking around on your phone instead. You're watching golf trick shots and fucking TikTok. Exactly. Now, here's what I want to know. Jurassic Park.

Yeah. It's a great movie. It's one of my favourites. Yeah. I am such a big Jurassic Park fan. And you've, as we heard on the bonus episode last week, not only have you booked in to see the movie, but where are you seeing it?

It's okay. You're allowed to treat yourself. You're a big fan. We booked tickets to Lux to do the. Which is the big recliner chairs. The fancy area. You're like a private waiter who will come and bring you drinks. And whilst they can bring you snacks,

we've also learned that Tony doesn't like that because you'll spill it. I'll spill the. I don't want to eat a burger in the dark. I just don't. I think that's fair. And we've heard you're scared of the dark. Yeah, exactly. So I'm happy to just have popcorn.

It's not about the food. For me, it's like a nicer chair and no one's sitting right next to you and fucking breathing on you and talking next to you and stuff. I fucking hate that. It really is a delicious experience. Yeah. Because I don't know if it's just I'm getting older and lamer. I've got a comfy couch at home.

Yeah. Why would I go and sit in an uncomfy chair with 100 people all over my junk or, like, around me? Yeah. I feel, like, claustrophobic a little bit. Yeah, and just you don't really get comfy because you're sitting there, you've probably got jeans on, you're sitting up and you're like, oh, I'm just not comfy.

You need a recliner. And we actually, we, like, don't go to the movies very much. It's a treat. We do the same thing as most people, like, just wait until it comes out on Netflix. So what was the last one you saw? We went and watched Batman to avoid spoilers. So we were like, we'll go and watch it early.

Tell me what you think in the episode thread today. Just like, you know, industry, business, entertainment chat. I feel like I go to the movies less, but it is those big ticket, I'm a Batman fan. I love Jurassic Park. I want to see movies less, but it is those big ticket, I'm a Batman fan. Yeah. I love Jurassic Park. I want to see that in the cinema. For me, I love seeing the new James Bond.

Yeah. So that'll be the one I'll go, yeah, yeah. We'll go to the cinema for that. We'll go to that one. What's my guy's name? Christopher Nolan. Oh, yeah. When he brings out a new movie.

But those movies, like, it deserves to be seen in a big, beautiful cinema with, like, fucking awesome audio and stuff. Like, when we watched Interstellar, we watched it in the cinema the first time, fucking amazing. We've watched it, like, 20 times since at home. It's still very good, but, like, you really, the experience of seeing it in there was fucking something else. Yeah, and big ticket items only.

Don't waste my time with the trial and error. Yeah. I'm not going to go and watch like a new Disney movie or something in the cinema. Like I'm just, you know, or a new rom-com. I would watch that in two months when it's on Netflix. Easy. Yeah.

So here's the question. You're a big fan of Jurassic Park. Yes. You've booked in to the luck seating and you're going to really treat yourself. And weeks in advance you were like, hey, you're building up, you're feeling excited. And I was really excited about it.

This is a bit of a tangent, but I booked the tickets as a surprise for Torbs. Does he know yet? Well, I messaged him when I booked them and I said, hey, mate, don't make any plans for Sunday night. What else would he be doing? Well, that's what he said. I was trying to be like sexy and like spontaneous.

I was like. I was planning on sitting on the couch and going fuck all, but now that you've put this in, I'll have to change my plan. I sent him a message and it said, hey, don't make plans for Sunday night with like the kissy face emoji. Oh, he thought he was getting some. No, and he sent back, I normally don't, haha. And I was like, bro.

And I was like, well, I was trying to be sweet, but here's your fucking surprise and sent him a screenshot of the tickets. And he was like, oh, fuck, that's so cool. Like, are we really going? Like, that sounds awesome. He changed his tune. He knew he fucked up.

Yeah, he did. But I was just like, oh, sorry, I was trying to do something fucking nice for you, mate. Did you get the email with the Lord tickets? Yes, I did. I know I gave you the paperwork. Mate, okay, here we go. You're bringing yourself into this. It just reminded me you get it you're a fucking hero i i i because

i gave you a piece of paper i realized you couldn't click on the link yeah well i can't do it i was like oh cute that you printed it for like but yeah maybe send me the link okay are you nervous that the jurassic world movie isn going to live up to your expectations slash I'm hearing mixed reviews that it might pull down the like, like Jurassic Park is such a great name. It's such a powerful, what do you call it, franchise, if you will. My friends are so pumped about it, but they're like, don't let me down. You didn't need to do another movie.

I'm quite happy where it's at. Don't ruin, don't tarnish this glorious thing. Tony's already booked in with Torb's Weeks in Advance. Is this worth it? Yeah, fuck. So because Jurassic World number two ends with like one of the raptors like near the Hollywood sign. Do you know where that is?

Where? The Hollywood sign. Nah. Yeah, so it's hard for you to gauge where the Raptor is then. Yeah. There's no point of reference. I just saw it. They just said it.

Yeah. But I've never been to Hollywood. Is there Raptors there? Is the Raptor auditioning for roles? Has he written a script? What's he doing in Hollywood? Yeah. Working as a waiter during the day?

Why are they in Hollywood though? Well, because. So have you seen Jurassic Park 2? No. Have you seen Jurassic Park 2? No. Have you seen Jurassic World 2? No. No, okay. So anyway, all of the, basically the dinosaurs get like taken back.

It's like a research project. Right. But they double cross them and they're stealing the dinosaurs to use for like warfare or like to make money and sell them. Yeah. So in Jurassic World number two, they're selling all the dinosaurs off for like billions of dollars so that people can like. Some rich guy has it as a pet.

A bit like Tiger King, I guess. Yeah. Like it's like a status thing. Yeah. But anyway. And to be fair, it would be. Yeah. Like if I had a dinosaur at my house, I'd be like, hey, guys,

I want to come around and check this guy out. Come and check out me fucking. T-Rex dog. Diplodocus. Exactly. But, yeah, so some of the dinosaurs get free, and that's how number two, Jurassic World 2 ends, is that the dinosaur is like...

On the loose. ...in Hollywood, which I've never been to, but apparently it's lovely. Anyway, so it's kind of like, oh, is Jurassic World 3 going to mirror what happens in Jurassic Park 3? What happens in Jurassic Park 3? Have to wait and see. Don't fucking.

Have to wait and see. What happens? I'm not going to watch it. Have to wait and see. I'm not going to watch it. Just tell me. It's coming out 20 years ago. There's no spoilers.

Have to wait and see. Anyway, but yeah, so I think it'll be good. I know that Chris Pratt's a bit fucking Hague on. Like, I know I'm not really on him anymore because now he did all that weird, like, religious shit. But the movie's quite good. I'm going to put something on the record.

Put it on. Girl, put your records on. Pass me that juicy bun. Let's go smoke it. I don't know the rest of the song. Oh, yeah? You don't know the rest of it? It sounds like you don't know any of it.

What was that laugh? Oh, you're right. I've never heard you do that before. It's been a long week, mate. That was interesting. Hey, don't worry, because it's Tony and Ryan Friday. One of my favourite. Tony and Ryan Friday.

Yep. One of my favourite shows. What day is it? Tony and Ryan Friday. One of my favourite shows. What day is it? One of my favourite shows is Suits. Couldn't get into Suits. I really wanted to because there's so much of it, but just. So here's the thing. Mike Ross, the main character, the younger guy.

Is that Harvey? No, that's Harvey. Mike Ross is Mike Ross. Oh, sorry. That must be the actor's name. Harvey. Mike Ross is Mike Ross. Oh, sorry.

That must be the actor's name. Harvey's the older, like, lawyer guy, and Mike Ross is the guy that's not really a lawyer. Yeah. He's super smart and stuff. Super smart, but he's never actually gone to law school. And I guess the whole premise of the show is, hey, he's not really a lawyer, but he's getting away with it and he's really good.

And then someone almost catches him and they don't and someone almost catches him again so for me it's like is he gonna get caught or is he gonna get away with it that's sort of the premise of the whole thing yeah and at the end of season four or five he gets caught oh oh spoilers he eventually gets caught or he agrees to, like, come forward to save someone else and he actually goes to jail to serve time. Oh, really? So then what's the premise? He gets caught or he doesn't.

And then at the end of season four or five, he gets caught. So is that the end of the show? Is that the end of the show? I would have thought so. And that's where I feel like Jurassic Park might have got to this nice, clean spot where it goes, hey, great story. It had a beginning. It had a middle.

And most importantly, it had an end. What the fuck does Suits do for four seasons? After the fact. Will he get caught or won't he? He did. He did. Yeah, he went to jail and he got out and now he's just a lawyer. Oh.

So what's happening next episode? Oh, there's just like a legal case, I guess. Yeah, so then it's Ally McBeal. Oh, sorry. No, you're thinking of Ally McBeal. Yeah, sorry, you're thinking about Ally McBeal. It's a bit like, do you remember the show Prison Break? So they break out.

They break out. What's the premise? Will they or won't they? Is it that there's a prison break? Yeah. Will they break out of the prison or will they not? Then they end up going back in there and then they break out again and then they're on the run.

So then it should be called Prison Broke because it already happened. Thank you for laughing at that. I really appreciate that. I love that. All right, so Prison Break, season three. They've broken out two seasons ago and they're just running. Yeah. It's literally like you're watching the fucking Olympics.

And then they get, okay, so let me get this straight because I haven't. Oh, my God. There's a big animal. Sorry. What is that insect flying around? I think it's a moth, but it flew right at my face. It really did. It's loitering.

Oh, my God. Maybe it's from Jurassic Park. Maybe it's a pterodactyl. A very small pterodactyl. Anyway. I didn't watch a lot of Prison Break. Not me either. But let me get this straight.

I fucking know what happens. They get out for a few seasons. They get put back in jail. Yeah. And then as an audience, we're expected to go, oh, the show's called Prison Break. Do you reckon they'll just hang out in prison or do you reckon they'll try and escape again?

Yeah, they're going to respect their sentence and do their time. Or do you reckon they'll try to break out? Like, what can you do with that? I guess what I'm saying is I fucking hope this movie works out because maybe they didn't need to do it in the first place. I hope too because I spent $100 on the fucking ticket. Oh, this is my favourite. You love to see it.

Oh. Okay, well then do you want me to go first so that yours can round out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right. Okay, so just then obviously obviously, we were talking about movies and TVs that had sequels that maybe didn't deserve it. Yeah. Everybody knows that the movie with the best sequel ever is Shrek 2.

That is a great movie. It was fantastic. Maybe better than the original, which is not very common. Toy Story 3, best movie of all time. Toy Story 3 is very good. I will hear that, actually. I will tack that on. Thank you.

I saw this meme, and it's kind of, you love to see it because it's really funny, but it's actually also super depressing. A tweet from Average Joe at Jazz In My Pants, which is very funny. There are children being born whose parents were not alive when Shrek came out in 2001. It is crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming.

So there are people being born because it is now 2022. Shrek came out in 2001, so it is very, very fair that people are 21 now that are having kids. They weren't born when that's... So there are kids being born whose parents weren't alive when Shrek came out. Can I tell you something that you don't want to hear? Please, always.

Because that, we didn't want to hear that. We didn't want to hear that. If you had told me that yesterday during the Get Facts attempt, which you probably had in your notes there somewhere. I did. We would have locked that in because that has fucking sent me. That is a great fact. I didn't know enough about the type of fact you liked.

Okay. It's like I don't know you at all. Yeah. What's going to happen in season two? But, yeah, I love to see the mind-blowingness of that. And one of the great puns, yeah. But, yeah, very good. Okay. All right. You reckon you've got the best you love to see the mind-blowingness of that. And one of the great puns, yeah. But, yeah, very good. Okay, all right, you reckon you've got the best, you love to see it.

And you've got this, you're finishing off the week. This is Tony and Ryan Friday. You've got to fucking bring it, mate. Is there a better feeling in the world than being right? Has someone ever accused you of something and then you've learnt that you were right all along? Maybe. I've been accused by Tony Felicia Lodge, Taubman Taubenstein, that I stole Tony's scooter helmet.

How many times have you accused me of that? Probably like... Seven? Yeah, more than five is what I was going to say. So I borrowed a scooter from Tony's house because we're scootfluencers. Because we've both got the same scooter, so it's interchangeable. We just swap all the time. Well, Tony never uses hers.

It's like I've got two in different locations. Yeah, it is actually. So I took her one day and you go, do you want the helmet? And I was like, no. And you said to me at the time, don't take my helmet. Because I'll never get it back. I'll never get it back. So then a week later, hey, when you took my scooter, did you take the helmet? And I was like, no. And you said to me at the time, don't take my helmet. Because I'll never get it back. I'll never get it back. So then a week later, hey, when you took my scooter, did you take the helmet?

Because I can't find it. No, I didn't because you accused me of theft. So I didn't take it. You're like, oh, well, I can't find it. So you obviously did take it. We had that same conversation seven times. Yeah. And I was just so frustrated because I was like, you've got it.

You've got it. Like, stop fucking lying. Like, I was actually a bit like, mate, we're really good friends. Just stop fucking lying to me. So then, Tony Lodge, what was found in your house the other day? Scooter helmet. Sorry, what was that? You're going to have to speak up.

It's a podcast and people can't hear you. Scooter helmet. Sorry? Scooter helmet. Someone found a scooter helmet in your house? Yeah. Was it almost as if it had never left in the first place? Was it actually in the exact spot that you left it the whole time?

Yeah. Yeah, it was almost as if you didn't take it at all. You know what I love to see? Yeah. A text message from Torbs during the week going, because Toni didn't even have the guts to tell me herself. No, because I said to you, I was like, Torbs reckons you've got it.

And it was Torbs driving the, so you fucking. No, don't blame him. Oh, okay. And so then you didn't have the guts, so you made him text me and say. Found the helmet. Here's a photo. Turns out it's in the house.

Turns out it's in the exact spot we left it the whole time Yep And didn't I just fucking love to see that No it wasn't alright to not let you take it I love to see that That I was right all along I made the right call It's my helm-yout

Love you bye