Toni and Ryan - Friends should ALWAYS do this

Episode Date: June 1, 2025

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I am from Newcastle. Now every single person in Newcastle claims they've got a silver chair story. Oh they would too. Oh yeah, no I know, I met him once. Is that true? Does everyone have a silver chair story? Um, look, probably.

I mean when I saw that you were from Newcastle I said, yeah, silver chair's from Newcastle. Have you ever met Daniel Johns on Newcastle or silver chair? I've met all three of them. I used to do Jackie Gillies hair back in the day I messaged Jackie Gillies on Instagram once and she did not reply Yeah, so actually shame for me yeah, that's actually I'm really actually upset Ryan that you bring that up Ryan is more connected than you Are Tony how do you feel about it? No, that's awesome for you. Yeah. Jackie Gillies is awesome.

That's the most Newcastle sentence I've ever heard in my life. Yeah. So. Well, Chris also gave me a drink once at one of his bars. So, yeah. Okay.

I feel sorry. Frogs don't my heart. This is a silver chair joke. Let's make it a Newcastle. I don't, yeah. I can tell you don't know. Cause you said if you. This is a silver chair joke. Let's make some new house. I don't, yeah. I can tell you don't know. Cause you said if you met Daniel Johns or silver chair, Doug, I know that you don't know.

That's okay. Um, Ryan. Have you ever sat on the silver chair? Have you sat on the silver chair? First name is silver, second name chair. He's got a brother, Carl chair. Carl chair. All right, Ryan, will you approve today's episode? I do.

Absolutely. Hi, this is Ryan. I'm from Newcastle and I approve this podcast. Now we're about to do a segment called like adulthood wasn't what I thought it would be. Yeah. Happy Monday, by the way. Happy Monday. If you want to know how... Monday is the worst part of being in a top. Nah, they're the best because we've had a great morning. If you want to know how fun and frivolous things are here in the Tony and Ryan office.

Top tower. fun and frivolous things are here in the Tony and Ryan office. Tup Tower. We have been having a great time deleting stuff from our downloads folder in our laptops and going, hang on, I'll check how much storage my laptop has and now I'll delete it. Everyone guess how much and like, haven't we just had a great time? And we all like went around the room and were like, my computer's got 18 gig of RAM. How much does yours have? Yeah, and we loved it. And in case you're wondering, we also have our virginities as well.

Yeah. So. Lot of storage space, lot of semen retention. Yeah, lot of hymens in the room. Yeah, so. Unbroken. Sorry. Anyway.

So if you want to know what being an adult is, working in an office, fun times had by all. Or even like, you know, the classic like, oh, you want to know what being an adult is working in an office fun times had by all or even like You know, they're the classic like oh you work in media so glad so glad yes Yeah, God, you're obviously all just like kissing and doing cocaine. No, it couldn't be further from that Are we not doing that as well as the computer? Okay, as well as the computer chat. Do people think media equals kisses and cocaine? I think so. I think it's like, oh, glam. Oh, cocaine and kissing people.

That actually doesn't sound that fun. No, it sounds like someone would say it's funny if they hadn't spent half an hour with their friends deleting stuff from their downloads folder. Yeah, because that's way more fun. That's thrilling. May I also add the other thing that we were talking about? Having a games night. Yeah, so just really thriving.

It's popping up here. Kissing and drugs. What was it last week? Steward fruit. Oh, watch out. Oh my God. Calm down, ass. Yeah, all right.

So Jasmine in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group has commented, what's something you expected to do as an adult, but you don't? Hey, Jaz. And there's something you expected to do as an adult, but you don't. Hey, Jaz. And there's so many comments. It's a great, like, can I say as well, like, well written? You know when like, there's a great question,

but you go, oh, it doesn't quite make, or you don't, people don't really get it or whatever, just perfect. Really nailed it. Jessica works. Does she? And how. Go out with friends, have people over, go to parties, all the fun things you used to

have to ask for permission for to do as a teenager. Like, well, when I'm a grownup, I won't have to like ask my parents if that's okay. I can just do it. But I went from a 21 year old to being a granny real quick, says Jess. All I want to do is be home and garden and read. It's so true. She left out storage removal, but yeah, I get it. That's a shame. Why did she hear this? She'll be fucking crazy.

Yeah. I think it is a little bit of that. I'm like, I've definitely found myself thinking, oh, I just really want to enjoy the house. Yeah. Like you used to go out because you're like, this isn't like you live with your mom and dad and you want your own space or whatever. Now I'm like, oh, I just really want to enjoy my mortgage Like I'm paying to live here. I want to enjoy it. You don't enjoy the mortgage. You enjoy the house that the mortgage is attached to. But I want to enjoy the money I'm paying, you know? Yeah, well isn't that like when you first move out of home and you're renting?

Yeah, and then you go away for ten days and you're like, well, I'm fucking paying rent for this empty house. Oh, I'll pay for nothing. Yeah, and also if I see another and you're like, well, I'm fucking paying rent for this empty house. Pay for nothing. Yeah. And also if I see another post that's like, Oh, I'm going away. Don't. Don't. Don't. I'm going to Europe for seven days in July. Would anyone like to rent my half a fucking study in Fitzroy North? Go fuck yourself. Great house, mates. I couldn't give a fuck.

Who thinks a house for seven days? I fuck, that makes me so mad. That makes, whenever I see that, the Instagram story or the Facebook post, oh, yeah, beautiful apartment available for six days while I go to Tasmania to visit my granny. Yeah. Get over it.

Can I borrow your phone for a second? No, it's bricked. No, no, no. I've literally don't have my phone with me. What do you want? And we've been chatting about, I need a prop. Oh, okay. I always have.

I was like, do you need me to log in? This is the first time I've done my podcast without a phone in the pocket. And I've literally written a note here saying, have your phone ready. And I'm like, oh. That is so funny yeah and wait and you already know the punch line I mean well strap in folks it's gonna be massive Brittany Lee my maths teacher throw your phone in the my maths teacher... Throw your phone in the... No! My maths teacher implied that I would be doing a lot of Pythagoras' theorem on the go.

They do make giving maths. She made me think that I'd need to do it manually because I won't always have a calculator handy. Never needed Pythagoras. Lyft's phone. Always have a calculator. Well, you might've had to do Pythagoras on the go just then because you didn't have your phone. But I left my phone in the car like a fuckhead.

Yeah, how are you going to figure out what A squared plus B squared equals C squared? How are you going to know? Well, if this wall goes there and that wall goes out, what would the diagonal, what would the distance be? Not me remembering that, pretty good actually. Pretty impressive. Charles remembers it too but it was only last year he learned it. Yeah so I can do the sin cos tan if you want. Hey what you do in your personal life is

fun. Yeah. He's got a little cosplay. Isn't that where that's from? Yeah, but if anyone wants to rent a house for three days in South Yarra one. Charles has gone away for a few days in July. Windsor. Oh, Tony accused Charles of living in South Yarra earlier and wasn't cheap but in her place by the Windsor elite. Yeah, fuck, sorry. We're a tight knit community in Windsor. It sounds like it with your cos tan. I saw my neighbors for the first time yesterday.

How were they? Uh, he was walking out of his place as I was walking in and I was just, uh, hey. Did they look from money? No. Oh, so not like you. No, there's always one. And if you can't see them, you're it. Yeah.

Is it, have you read that thing online that's like, you've never seen your neighbors come in with groceries, but you feel like you're always coming in with groceries, have you read that thing online? That's like, you've never seen your neighbors come in with groceries, but you feel like you're always coming in with groceries, but you never see other people coming in with groceries. I used to think that about getting Uber Eats. I'm always out the front waiting for an Uber drive, but I've never seen anyone else do it. But I've never seen anyone else waiting for it.

They haven't seen you either. But do you know what I mean? So like that, it really is a simulation. Remember that time you were getting Uber Eats and that drunk girl in your apartment came and told you about all the guys she'd banged in the building? Yeah, and how she told everybody where I lived. Yeah.

She's like, I love your podcast. Can't believe I tell everyone you live here. And I was like, awesome. Thank you. Thanks, spreading the word. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much.

Do you want my phone number? Post that on Instagram as well. It's an 0408. Yeah, wouldn't you love that? Dan Holderby. Who? You heard me. Hi Dan. Based on what all the dare programs taught me,

I thought a lot more people would be offering to sell me drugs and honestly, disappointed. Oh my God, you know what I'm disappointed about? I thought you were talking about the iced coffee. Same. Oh, how good's a dare iced coffee? I think I bought a dare before we went to the US and it's still in the fridge.

Would that still be good? Charles, can you check if there's a dare iced coffee in there? Cause I'll go halves with you. I'd love one. I'm pretty sure it's- Are we gonna be still be fine? I'm pretty sure there's a lot of shit in there. A lot of your stuff in there.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, like everyone's got a lot of stuff in there. No. There's a Diet Coke shelf. Yeah. There it is, like everyone's got a lot of stuff in there. There's a Diet Coke shelf. Yeah, it's essential. It's not a dance. It's an ice break ice coffee. I used to get those away at my crossers in Bumbry.

It's also lactose free. Oh, it can't go off. 24th of March. Oh. No. Oh. Oh. Oh.

No, which year? This year or next year? There is no way that you bought this just before we went to the US. Because it would have been off then as well. I didn't say just before, I said before. 24th of March. That means you bought this like early March. It's now June. Yeah, and I said I bought it before we went to the US.

Was I wrong? Should I have some of this? Well, if it's lactose free, what's the bit that would go off? No, cause it's ice- The dairy can't go off cause there's no dairy in it. Dairy. Okay. Ice break lactose free is a two shot real coffee recharge made with fresh Zimel lactose free milk.

So now it does have, it is cause it's Zimel not- Zimel that still means that there's dairy. Dairy. It just doesn't have the la- Cause dairy and lactose aren't the same thing. I actually can't have that conversation today. No, no, no, but they are. Cause it's been mentioned to me recently and I was like, I don't know if I'm ready for that.

So should we try it? Pasturized reduced fat. Oh, pasteurized. For those playing along at home, Tony just made it go past her eyes. Yeah. Milk, milk solids, sugar, coffee and lactase, like lactase. Oh, I want tomorrow.

Hang on. She's smelling it. Does it smell bad? Doesn't really smell like anything. So hang on. Are you implying that they have lactose in it and then just put the lactase in to balance it out? No, no, no. So that is lactose. Yeah. That doesn't smell bad.

It doesn't really smell like anything. And I would expect that if it was like. Oh, don't eat much. That's all good, I reckon. Is it like cloggy? Oh no. Don't drink that. A very delayed.

I would drink this. A very delayed. I would not drink this. A very delayed- I would not drink that. A very delayed tang. Charles take that away. A very delayed tang. Cause that- Yeah, it was the tang. The tang will get you up. Put it back in the fridge. Put it back in the fridge! Tip it out!

Oh, Charles! I am tipping it out! Oh, Charles! Oh, god. They do it different in Windsor, don't they? Yeah. Do you know what Charles goes, I'll put that back in the fridge cause the maid will take care of that later. Yeah.

The butler will deal with that. That is not true. I left the fridge open so I was closing it on the way back actually. I've got milk chaps. Charles sit down, this is important. Milk chap? Charles can't have milk, you know that.

No, it's our kind of milk. It's almond milk. Oh, he doesn't have almond milk either. He's allergic to nuts. That's right, you guys can't have milk, you know that. No, it's our kind of milk. It's almond milk. Oh, he doesn't kind of almond milk either. He's allergic to nuts. That's why you guys can't fuck. I'm actually sorry about that. Reducted. Charles, I take that back.

I just put Charles' like probation chat in the account. Yeah. And then text me saying, ignore this. And then I don't respond to her. So she's like, oh, so I noticed you didn't respond to me. So she's like, Oh, so I don't know. She didn't respond to me five minutes later. So Charles's probation chat is coming up.

I was going to do, but I thought this might not be sensible, but I thought it would be funny. No. It's like Charles's probation chat say it's on a, was it on a Monday? It's on a Monday. It's on a Monday. And then I'll put in the work calendar on Tuesday,

like Charles's funeral or like RIP Monday. It's on a Monday. And then I'll put in the work calendar on Tuesday, like Charles's funeral. Or like RIP Charles. So this is literally why, before I hit enter, cause it's called like Tony Ron and Charles or whatever. It looks ominous. No, I know. And that's how I was like, this is a really light text, but I want to put this in the calendar.

So I don't forget, ignore this message like right now. Cause it's late at night. Like don't feel like you have to reply. Then he replied to our group chat and I was like- I was already texting Lily. And then I was like, oh, okay, like, hey, so you haven't replied. Just like you literally told me to ignore it. And I was like, okay, takes- That's fair. Takes instruction. And then someone did say, I love attention and it wasn't me.

I just, I do love attention and it wasn't me. I just, I do love attention. So me. Yeah. She loves attention. Okay. What about the milk? Okay. So. Charles is allergic to nuts. That's how we got there. Okay. So the other day.

You look good today. Can I say that heart is, the flat heart is good. Thank you. Yeah. I think it's mine, but I love it. Why? Cause it starts with the, because it says TAR. Well, it has my name on it. It's my podcast. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Our podcast. It's not pod me, it's pod ass. This is pod ass. This is the most ass of a pod I've ever heard. Nah, I'm fine. And there's gonna be a lot of arse chat all day because someone just drank milk that went off in March. But I did say I'd take you all out for lunch. And I did have lactease in it, but you should be all good.

So I should be fine, they'll balance each other out. I did eat meat for dinner last night. So. Most people have done meat? No, but like. Like meaty? I had, like we got barbecue for dinner. Where'd you go? What did we get delivered?

To the door. Yeah, I went to Torps. I remote opened our gate and the man walked in. So the other day, Tony, Charles and Lily went to the local cafe. Yes. We got coffee for the whole team. Yeah. I was busy doing something and I didn't quite end up having a lot of my ice. Like I probably had two sips of my iced coffee. Oh, that's a shame. I put it in the freezer because I was like, I thought at the time, like in an hour,

I'll get it back out. It'll be really cold. Classic, yeah. Days have passed. Do we go get it for you?'ll be really cold or classic yeah days have passed do we go get it I think it's still in the freezer and the almond milk though doesn't know many freezes it might if you open that door Oh no. Oh, with the straw in it! Yeah, how else am I gonna drink that? Is that a coffee slushie? It is now. That looks good.

If we chuck it in the microwave, 30 seconds. 30? I think we need an ice pick to get that straw out. Well, we'll leave this out on the windowsill and maybe you could have it this afternoon. How hard is it? It's hard as rock. Yeah. Oh, it has like... So the thing about almond milk, right, is that it has a lot of water in it.

That's like what makes so... It's like an ice block. It's actual ice. Whereas if you did it with milk, it probably wouldn't freeze so hard. That is actually quite unsettling. You know, when you go to a restaurant and they have like a plastic version of the food so you can see like what it might look like.

That looks like that. What kind of places are you eating at, Doug? But I know what you mean, but like that's not like every restaurant has that. It isn't. It is in Japan. Oh wow. Oh, I wouldn't know.

I haven't been there twice. I actually wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. Okay, bye. Bye everyone. Hi, this is Ryan from Newcastle and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Hi, it's Jessie Cruickshank.

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Instacart. Groceries that over deliver. In breaking news, other than Tony's been to Japan, Tony just announced in that quick little interlude that she'll be buying a totem tennis pole for your backyard Yeah, we'll like to take around well Yeah, it's easy. Yeah, but your backyard is perfect though Perfect size you could just swing that around Po pipa. Po pipa, she'd love it. She would. Yeah I'm as a child

Fuck me. Aisha, good on you Aisha. Matty Doo. Matty Doo. Ryan W. Ryan W. That could be you. Yeah, if I married Ryan W, I would be Ryan W.

If you take his name and that's your choice. That is my choice. Megan Werner, Charlotte P, Rebecca G and Anna. A lot of fucking single letter last names on there. Was Becky J on the list? Rebecca G. Singing in the shower. You love that song.

La da dee la da da la da da. That's your favorite song. Best pop song ever written. Yeah, except for, In a mouthful you keep looking at the. Zara Larsen. Yeah. Nope, nope. Nope. Nope. I love that song. I got some questions for best friends here.

Oh, you and I are best friends. Yeah. So what I want to know is, is that, cause you know how like you can feel tensions brewing? Oh, hard out. Yes. World's a scary place at the moment. There's trade wars. There's war wars. There's fucking bad shit everywhere. Absolutely. What I want to know is if Tony goes to war with someone, my best friend, does that mean I am also at war with them? Yeah. Like your grandma? That would be my one exception for obvious reasons. But I guess in theory, seriously, if your friend automatically hates something, is it

the job of the best friend to just go, fuck yeah, I hate them as well? I think so. I think it's like, you know that classic, like, so I'm at work the other day and someone goes, so you're just minding your own business? Or I go, did I tell you what happened in Woolworths the other day? And you go, no, but they sound like the worst. Yeah. You know, like immediately you have to jump to their defense.

And I think that that's just good friendship. Yeah, okay. And so it's like, it's not, you know how in life they're like, oh, you should like consider both sides and make an informed opinion. But don't you think that this is a little, a bit more fun, yeah. And the ultimate like,

are you feelings or solutions based right now? Do you want me to just fucking jump on board? But I think you can tell from the energy someone brings, what they need. I think I wanna go deeper than that. Yeah. What I'm saying is, I'm just not in the moment gonna agree with you.

Sure. It's like, do I actually deep down also personally fucking hate this person? Sure. You know what I mean? It's not like in the moment, oh yeah, totally agree. Yeah. But no, no, no.

I don't actually know anything about you. I'm telling you it's fully on. But if Tony's off you, I'm fucking off you. And I don't even care why. Do you have an example? Hmm. Like has something happened and? No, I just-

Oh, actually, can I say something? Please no, I just don't actually. Can I say something, please? If I may, you actually are quite good at this and you have a good memory for like little details of things. Like if I've said something in passing like, oh, why did this upset me a little bit? Or then, you know, this happened and that upset me a little. And it's just in passing. it's not a big thing. And then there'll be a point where I go,

oh, don't really know how I feel about them or that thing or whatever. And you'll go, well, remember when they did this, this, this, this and this. And I go, oh, you're like- I'm a receipt keeper, an accountant by trade. But you actually are really good at that. And there's been a few times where I've been like,

oh, maybe they're not so bad. And you're like, mate, no, they did this or this, you know, or this, this and this happened and they weren't there for you or whatever. You're really good at that. Thank you. Yeah. You're a good friend in that way. Well, you know how we both love bad friends because we love Bobby Lee and Andrew Centeno and we love- You don't know their name, but that's okay. We love their show, but also just like their friendship. Yeah.

They've got each other's backs. And I love that every episode, it's just like one of them says something and they're just often racing for. But what happened, and I think I heard this recently, which is why I asked this is like Bobby auditioned for some movie. Yeah. He didn't get it. And then, so Andrew, without knowing anything, he's like, it's the

worst fucking movie I've ever heard. That's, you know what I mean? Yeah. And maybe it was the best movie of all time, but no, you didn't hire my friend. So fuck you. Yeah. No, I think that's fair. I respect that. Yeah. I respect that. Are you thinking about auditioning for a movie? Cause I hate it. Well, I have to not get it first. Cause what if I do get it? I love it. I love it more than Forgetting Marshall, which as you know is my favorite movie. Actually, you know what my favorite movie I think is?

It's complicated. Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin. I love that fucking movie. It's like my comfort movie. I pull it up all the time. Oh sorry, it's complicated the name of the movie. It's complicated. I thought you were about to say,

like it's complicated because like one of the- To come up with it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's called it's complicated. It's called it's complicated. Okay. Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin. What did I say? Alec Baldwin complicated. It's called it's complicated. Okay. Yeah. Meryl Streep and Alex Baldwin. Alec Baldwin.

What did I say? Alex Baldwin. Don't tell me they're different names. Sorry. Is that the other brother? No. That's funny. Imagine having two boys and one was Alec and Alex.

One's Alec. Fuck those parents, bro. I know. Here's another friend thing that I am. Apparently I've done a friend faux pas according to my wife. So you know how I borrowed my cousin Rach's car the other day? Yeah. And so I drop it back off and Bridge goes,

did you fill it up? Is that like almost too obvious to not even say? Like if I borrowed your car, Yep. Would you just like expect it came back with a full tank? I think it would depend on how long you borrowed it for, but like Bridget's borrowed my car before and it didn't come back filled up. Give me your phone back. Give me your phone. No way. I'm not getting involved. No, it's not about, I'll, I'll, I won't involve you. I won't get involved. I won't

involve you. But you remember when, do you remember when your, oh yes, you fucking not about, I won't involve you. I won't get involved. I won't involve you. But you remember when- When did you borrow your car? Do you remember when your- Oh yes, you fucking, yeah, yeah, give me your phone. No, no. Please. No, because I can't- I wanna redact that, I don't wanna be part of this. I can't express how far up my ass she got about not doing it. It was as if I'd punched Rachel's kid and spat on it.

She was like- But it was also- That's how much, she was like, how dare you disrespect your cousin? How dare, everybody knows. Then if you touch their car, you feel that thing. And I was like, I agree. It's like, that's a great idea and a great thing to do. I wish I had of.

But it was as if, like it was the most sacrilege. It was the worst thing you could have done. Please give me your phone. But I also think- The one time I need a phone in a fucking, Charles, why do you have my wife's number, Charles? Because you air dropped it to me the other day. Oh, likely fucking story. Please give me your phone. The one time I need a phone in a fucking Charles Par- Why do you have my wife's number, Charles? You air dropped it to me the other day.

Oh, likely fucking story. No, I don't want to be part of this. Don't say it was my car. It's like, oh no. If she answers like, Charles, I've been waiting. She's like, ah, sorry. It's my wife. Not for long. She's probably like, who's this. It's my wife. Not for long.

She's probably like, who's this number? Trying to sell me something. Hi, it's Bridget, leave me a message. She screens you, Charles. Oh my God, you've been texting her a lot. It's Ryan, can you answer? Why is there this big message history? Charles. It's Ryan, can you answer? Why is that this big message history? Charles?

That penis looks bigger than mine. I told you he's allergic to nuts. Whose dick are you sending to my wife? Charles, that's really inappropriate. That's really inappropriate. Why are you FaceTiming her? She won't answer a call from Charles but answers a FaceTime. What's the difference? I thought she was texting me, it's not.

There was something else. I was like, oh no. I reckon she likes the Sex and the City podcast, has been listening live and is dodging our call. Hi sweetie, it's me, Ryan, not Charles. Can you call this number back because my phone's downstairs somewhere, I don't know where it is. Love you, quick question for you, bye. I love you, love you, bye.

See you, bye, quick question. What I will say is it was a different time. Like it was a few years ago. It was like pre-World War II, it was a different time. No, no, no, but you know, like it was a while ago and like, you know, maybe she was just like, and I didn't mind, but it was noted. Yeah, okay.

Do you know what I mean? Like, it's not like something that I went like, oh, what a bitch. I was just like, oh, interesting. I wouldn't. You. I wouldn't not. Like if I borrowed someone's car, like I would fill it up.

Just because I'm like, oh, it's like the easiest thing to do. Yeah. So I kept looking at Charles's phone and he's getting notifications from all kinds of women who aren't the ones who are trying to call me back. Yeah, that's a lot of Tinder notifications popping up. Jesus Christ. How does your phone stay full of batteries?

It's buzzing off it's fucking head. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I just think it's like the simplest thing to do to be like, that's nice. Interesting. Interesting. How long did you have the car for? I think it was like three days. It was days. Well, I had Rach's car for like an hour. An hour and a half tops. I think that that's probably fair enough. Okay. That you didn't fill it up because you also went down the road. Yeah.

It wasn't as if you drove like two and from work six times and you know, whatever. She has, Tony has kept count. So like she drove to work from Richmond to the brewery in reservoir three times. Did you keep the one book? What? One book?

I did the like walk around inspection. Yeah, yeah, took a photo of the scratches, yeah. I've got to love to see it here. And because the other week we did a few shows from the Airbnb at Venice Beach in Los Angeles. And didn't we all just fall in love with that house? I haven't stopped thinking about it since I got home. And I think I must've said on the show,

like, what do we need to do to afford a place like this? And it turns out a lot because Tina Varela no Vala Vela Vaaah Tina Varela hi Tina Vaaah Vaaah how do you pronounce that i don't know know, but you were just going, ah. Varela. Yeah, that's what I said. She goes, you said how much does it cost? I've got an answer for you, says Tina.

Great. To answer Ryan's question, how to afford a place in California. I'm a resident of central California. I'm a central Californian hot girl and you need two jobs, a sugar daddy and feet pics page to not be poor. So it's like you can get by as a poor person, but if you want to not be poor, you need to put your feet on the internet. Okay. It's how expensive here. Luckily I've got a wiki feed already. Yeah. Then Tina said,

but if you live in Southern California, like LA, it's even more expensive. Oh. She said, I know a lot of people in LA, but I don't know anyone who lives in LA who doesn't sell feet picks. Really? So that's just like we asked the question. Yeah, we did. And I would just like to thank Tina for her answer. So if we-

Yeah, thank you. If we want to live there, Yeah. It's up to us. Oh, well, I've got a love to live there, it's up to us. Oh, well, I've got to love to sit here and it's someone giving things away for free. So I obviously don't live in California.

No, you wouldn't do that. I saw this post on Facebook and I thought it was really sweet. This girl Ashlyn has a beautiful garden, like in her home. Please, yes, yes. Please. I'm thinking of the garden in the house of the Airbnb. Please. Please have a garden. Please have a garden. Please. I'm thinking of the garden in the house of the Airbnb. Please.

Please have a garden. Please have a garden. Please. But has all these flowers and the frost is about to hit where she lives. And she's like, oh, it would be such a shame that all of these flowers just die. So has made all of these arrangements in jars.

Like there's like 10. And she says like free flowers, take them away because I want someone to enjoy them. Before like the weather gets bad. Isn't that so sweet? That is really sweet. And she said, I suck at making flower arrangement, but just hope that it would give someone a smile.

It has 15 and a half thousand likes and over 200 comments of people being like, first of all, they look beautiful. But also you can't like, first of all, they look beautiful, but also you can't like, that's just, it's so beautiful that even if it was bad, like imagine someone being like, oh, I'm not going to take one of those pretty rough flower arrangement. Can you imagine? I'm down for flowers, but the way these free flowers have been arranged.

I don't know about that. No thank you. But I just thought that that was so sweet. I actually have just- Have you gone down there? Is it close to us? It's not, I think it's in America somewhere. Oh no, it mustn't be.

Heading into the frost. Yeah, but somewhere in our hemisphere. It must be here somewhere. Somewhere in our hemisphere. It's just like a random crafting group that I saw pop up. Could it be in Japan? No, wrong hemisphere, Charles.

That's not when the frost is hitting now. Fucking hell, Charles. Christmas time. Dominic Tex Bridger, nice girl. But I've just planted a bunch of flowers in my garden. Is now the time with the frost? It is the perfect time. Bed them in now before-

And then in spring they pop. And then they pop up, yeah. Whereabouts? Well, I ripped out all of the weeds and old random veggies in that flower bed. Flower bed next, like in front of the shed. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that would look great.

Yeah, so I planted them all on. Yeah, so I thought that'd be really nice. And then I saw these and I was like, oh, I can't wait until my garden's full of flowers. Tony won't give them away for free. She'll charge. Oh, I'll be charging. Oh, it'd be a shame for the frost to get them like 50 bucks each.

50 bucks each, I could sell them to a flower, at a flower market. And you can arrange. I really appreciate that. I did do a course. Yeah, did you? Oh, of course you did. I did a forestry course, yeah. Cause there was the guy from Neighbors there.

Yeah, Tony was there. Yeah, and didn't he let everyone know that he was there and from Neighbours. Don't, I don't want any attention. Oh, well no one's doing anything. We actually weren't giving you any, bud, so. Anyway, it was a lovely day. Bud, flowers. Nice.

Love you so much. See you tomorrow. Oh, yes, back tomorrow. Back tomorrow. Love you very much. Now what should I do with this brick of an iced coffee? Yeah, so the iced coffee update. It's still frozen. I'd throw that out. Yeah, Love you very much. Now what should I do with this brick of an iced coffee? Yeah, so the iced coffee update. It's still frozen.

I'd throw that out. Yeah. Love you so much. Bye. Updates tomorrow. Bye. Hey, it's Darcy Tucker. Some of the best golf weekends I've ever had

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