Toni and Ryan - Friends Who Google Together...

Episode Date: November 10, 2024

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See A Real Pain only in theatres on November 15. Welcome to the Tony and audiences alike. See a real pain only in theaters on November 15. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello. I'm here. We'll wait actually.

I'm here. Oh, don't do that. Don't start the day off like that. Okay. Well, we're calling Tyler who's a drug dealer in Ontario. Tyler? Harley Noah? No? Nothing? Okay. in Ontario. Tyler. Harley Noah. No, nothing.

Okay. It's a weird day in here, isn't it? It is a weird day. It was a weird day. It's a weird temperature. Tyler! Hey. Tyler, thank you so much for being an absolute legend and

approving, well, I hope, do you, do you, do you do, do you do approve this podcast today, Tyler? I do. Yes. Um, thank you. I just introduced you as do you do, do you do approve this podcast today, Tyler? I do. Yes. Thanks Tyler. Thank you. I just introduced you as a drug dealer. Is that offensive to your people? No, not really. No, we are licensed drug dealers. I need some more context.

No, I think that's enough. I think everyone, if they just know that's what Tyler does, we can just push on with the episode today. Okay. Love it. Bye. My name is Tyler and from Ontario, Canada, and I approved this podcast. I don't want to start the week on a negative way, negative spin, but after hearing a story about a drive-through zoo on Friday, Tony has been miffed all weekend. Is that fair to say? I just don't get it.

And I think having sex in front of a giraffe feels like real naughty, don't you think? Yeah. We didn't get to that bit as more just the concept of the drive-through zoo is what did us. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. If you haven't listened to Friday's episode more just the concept of the drive-through zoo is what did us. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Um, if you haven't listened to Friday's episode, I would not do it. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Yeah. It's up to you. But I had some great ideas before that. True. Uh, audio and YouTube. You can go and check it out. Um, if you want to hate yourself. Yeah.

Whoa. What are you doing? You're starting off. No, it is weird. And there are no good answers to the concept of the drive through zoo and doing in front of drives. I'm actually agreeing with everything you say. Yeah. Do you want to have a quick breath?

Well, I'm actually going to need every breath in this room because we're about to do coincidence chat and it's fucking awful. Oh, I know you're starting. You're starting this in a really weird way. And I think that coincidence chat is fun. And people love it. Can you just give me a hand massage for a second? Yeah.

I love this. Fuck yes. Tony's really good at that. Ooh, and the individual, are you gonna do the little finger crackers? Oh, I don't know how to do that. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Thank you.

You know how you do that thing. Oh yeah, they just slap you around at the end. Yeah, I like it. Do you want me to orgasm-a-tron you? Would that make you feel better? No, that'd be too much. That'd be too much. I'll just do one.

I'll just do one. Now this is the way to start a week. I know we got off to a negative start, but now we're getting off to a pretty good start and Tony's just, oh my. You said just one, that's two strokes. Not a third. Oh, you said just one. That's two strokes. Not a third. Oh, now I'm ready for sleep in a cigarette.

Ah, dude, you're actually going to have to stop because, oh, don't stop though. Wow. What a beautiful, what a beautiful day. Okay. I felt like you were maybe off and now I've got you back. I'm back. Cause I've done you a little massage. All right.

Coincidence chat. If you're new to the podcast. Welcome. What a rough start. Uh, because coincidence chat started as genuinely good coincidences. And now for like one example, a year ago, and it's really gone off the fucking rails to what is the shittest coincidence ever. for like one example a year ago. And it's really gone off the fucking rails. So what is the shittest coincidence ever?

I think that the important thing to note here is that people love sharing things that they have in common. And so it's like when you go, oh, my birthday is blind, people go, my old neighbor had the same birthday. For example. So we're going to start with actually pretty good coincidence chats. And this is the name edition. The name edition.

They're all based on names and I'm not even going to say the last one is the worst. The last one just. Is the last one. I just don't. It makes less sense than a drive through zoo. And that's how we met. That's how you know. Is it better or worse than a draft?

So see my dogs are named Bailey and Cooper. We moved house and they were playing in the backyard and I yelled, Bailey, Cooper, shut up and get inside. Little did I know that the neighbors kids were also named Bailey and Cooper. Their mom stopped me in the street asking me while I was yelling at their kids. Oh, you would feel awful. Yeah, then she goes, that's the name of my dog. She goes, oh, it's the same as my kids.

Oh, what a coincidence. We should've messaged Tony and Ryan. I think that's a good coincidence. That's a great coincidence. Remember when I shared that my dog and you have the same names as the people who used to live in my house as the kids. They were called Pippa and Ryan. The first time we've heard that.

You remember how? Wow. Wow. Sophie, redact that. Redact it. Thank you. I originally had five examples. I'm going to have to scratch one off the list.

Oh, Tony from Reservoir. You'll never believe it. A brand new story no one's ever heard. Um, Stephanie Anne, Stephanie Anne, I'm adopted and discovered. I have a half sister. Her name is also Stephanie Anne. I totally good behind Matt. Yeah. Do you need me to get the orgasm?

Well, I thought that I'd fixed you. You now need to, I will try to fix you, but I need to fix you back. You fixed me. Do I need to fix you? I think that the Stephanieann coincidence is very good actually. And what are the odds of that? Like literally zero. Yeah.

Well, that's not how zero. Yeah. Wow. That's not how odds work, but. No, but like of all the names and all the name combinations, that's crazy. It is crazy. If you know a blonde Christopher, he's probably fathered more people than he thinks. Kierolee McClellan. Sorry. The coincidence is that Ron can't say that either. Kira Lee has an IVF coincidence chat. Like it? Yep.

My husband, Christopher has blue eyes and blonde hair. The day he made a deposit at the IVF clinic, there was another man in the waiting room also named Christopher, also from the same suburb who also had blue eyes and was also blonde and also making a deposit on that same day. Yeah. Oh, that's it. Yeah, but I think, but like, imagine when they go, yep, cut the Christopher jar. Yeah, cause doctors often go, oh, do you have the deposit of the guy with the blonde hair and the blue eyes?

And they go, yep. But if they- They never talk about last names or dates of birth or- If they mix them up, how would you know? Cause they kind of gonna look similar anyway. I reckon one of those Chris's has eight kids. Actually, I agree. This story is bullshit.

And you want to know how I know this story is bullshit is cause Kira Lee, the liar, um, said, yeah, he found out like when he was chatting to another guy in the waiting room. As someone who's been in the waiting room to make a deposit at an IVF place, there's no small talk. There's no eye contact. It's actually the most awkward, ironically sterile room. Because it's, it's not awkward. You all know, no.

It's not what I'm doing here. It's like. You don't look another man in the eye when he's either about to jizz or has just jizzed. Oh, that's not true. Because romance exists. Sorry. Masturbated. You're like, Hey mate, you're going to go in there and jerk it. Play with a friend. Coincidence chat name edition.

My name is Maggie Bolt and my dad got struck by lightning. Would be a pretty hilarious coincidence, except for the fact it's a brutal way to die. Remember Gary Bolt? What happened to him? Wow, you wouldn't fucking read about it, would you? Two. Believe it or not, we've got two more and they get way worse than that. Condolences to Maggie and the family, obviously. Shout out to the bolts, the human ones, not the bolts.

What? What? Well, I wasn't shouting out the lightning bolts. Yeah. Murderers. Yeah. Kill it. Yeah. Did they stand trial for that?

Yeah. Bolts first. In the case of Bolt Free Bolts 2024. Sorry, Gabby, for laughing, but it's pretty funny. Who do you, what did I say? Yeah. Do you want to say sorry to her actual name? Who did I, what did I say?

You said Gabby. Gabby? Her name's Maggie. Oh, that's close. Sorry. She lost her dad and now you're bullying her about her name. No, I didn't bully her about her name. You did.

No, she did. She brought it up. Fair play. Thanks, she did. She brought it up. Fair play. Thanks, Maggie. Did I get it right? Yep. Nice. Monica.

I hardly know her. I know someone who has a dog and a child both named Sadie. Not really a coincidence since her baby is named after her dog, but it's pretty cooked behavior and needs to be discussed. You cannot do that. So imagine if you had a daughter and called a pipper. So there's just two pippers? Yeah.

Like, no, that is psychotic. And finally, how bad would the kid feel? I got named after the dog. Yeah. What was the dog like? It was shit. Like, finally in name based coincidence chat, the final one goes to Kerry. Hi Kerry. My grandma on my mum's side has the first name Ruth.

Oh, hang on now, I'm going to need a bit of paper. My grandma on my mum's side, so my mum's mum. Mum's mum is Ruth. My grandma on my dad's side, dad's mum, also named Ruth. Raise the Ruth. My grandma on my dad's side, dad's mom. Yep. Also named Ruth. Rise the Ruth. To avoid confusion, I call them both grandma. Also, Rose was both their middle names. Could it got confusing? I've got a solution. Don't worry, I'll call them both grandma. Can I say though that the first part of the coincidence that they're both called

Rose Ruth, Rose Rose. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Like imagine if you and I met and it was like our moms had the same first and middle name, that would be wild. Yeah. The grandma really tips it, tops it off.

Yeah. The grandma really tips it, tops it off. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, thanks that Kerry. Love you. Work Kerry. Good on ya. Oh, I didn't do them. The Naomi.

And the reason I'm just through. Yeah, because I posted it on the wrong list. Should I do the Naomi now? Yes, yes, yes, yes. To avoid confusion, we named them both Naomi. Well, we can't end on that fucking ground. No, no, no. And I'm desperate to hear about Naomi.

I love the name Naomi, actually. I think it's a real cool name. I went to pick up Takeout and they said, oh, Naomi and two of us walked up to the counter. I like that. It was so awkward because then we had to go, oh, did you get the two flakes? No, I got the burger. Oh no, this is the one with the thing, you know. Yeah. The same thing happened with the same other Naomi at the gynecologist two weeks later. Get a crab stick up here.

That is not official medical advice. Naomi. It's the same girl. It was. The same other Naomi. The same other Naomi. The same other Naomi. Are you listening to Coincidence? Oh, sorry.

So I thought you were like, oh, I would have happened with a different Naomi. With the same other Naomi. Okay. So Naomi one and Naomi two are both at the takeout place. Yep. And they have that awkward encounter. Yeah.

They're the gynecologist two weeks later, the lady goes, Naomi, Naomi too, are both at the takeout place. Yeah. And they have that awkward encounter. Yeah. The gynecologist two weeks later, the lady goes, Naomi, and she stands up and then the other Naomi from the takeout place also stands up and they go, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, I thought that it was like a third Naomi and she goes, oh, this happened to me the other day at the gynecologist.

The thing about coincidence chat. No, no, no, no, no. I thought that the part about it was just that it was our Naomi. Do they just live in the same area? Oh yeah. So, you know, if you're going, if you're going to I think Tony's just realized what coincidences are and how these occur. No, I'm saying that this one is like double sided. It's a double bubble. It's even better because, because they go to the same doctor as well. But they were there at the same time.

Tony, I get it. I think after two and a half years, Tony does get it. She's finally got it. This is huge news. This is the best news I've heard since the two grandmas. And that was big. But I thought that the funny part was that there's just two people called Naomi, which is pretty good already. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I get that. Yeah, that. And condolences to Maggie's father. Sorry, Gabby. My name is Tyler from Ontario, Canada, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

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No bolts. We've got Alison Heaney, good on you Alison. Rie Lloyd, Preston Gay, Kara Hindman, not Hyman, Hindman, running to Naomi at the gynaecologist. Espresso Elk, good on you, and Pam Burt. Show me your Hindman. For Dr. Jono. Oh, remember we spoke about Dr. Jono, the gynecologist. Um, he's probably seen a few Naomi's in his time.

I've seen a few Ryan's as well. Someone messaged through and showed me a screenshot and, cause another friend of a friend was seeing Dr. Jono and she said, yeah. Yeah. I know all about it. I haven't seen him as well. He knows too.

Yeah. So over the weekend, I've seen something that I've actually had to use a lot of willpower, which I don't really have. Tony, no. It's hard for me to abstain from details. Like I really love information. Um, and one of our favorite sayings here. Oh God, what could that be?

Oh, actually does anything come to mind? Our favorite saying. Like just something we say a lot. Like in the office or just in general? Yeah, like. Recently there's been a lot, I'm not taking that on. That is a good one. When talking about the beers, we often say everything's in play.

Yeah, we do say that. When Tony's angry, she often says, get a dog up here. I've never said that. I've been angry, but I've never said that. Um, I've been angry, but I haven't said that. I can't. What I'm specifically thinking about, I think you'll kick yourself when I say it. One of our favorites is it does what it says on the tin.

Yeah. No, yeah. We say that a lot. Yeah. And it's one of those things where you go, Oh yeah, like how good it just, it does what it says on the tin. I saw this tin on the weekend and I need to discuss what it might be for. So it isn't a tin.

However, I'm looking at that and I'm going, that doesn't do what it says on the tin. Surely not. Or does it? And I just want to preface this by saying, I don't have a punchline. I've got no information. All I've got is what I'm about to show you. And I thought that we could work this out together and discuss maybe what this is and maybe have a Google together, but I have abstained from Google.

And I respect that. And can I just say, this is the level that our best friendship has got to. Yes. Is I get this text over the weekend and it says, can we Google something together? I want to find out what it is, but I want to Google it with you. Yeah. And isn't that just beautiful? Five minutes a week, you know, I'm trying to bring the go.

250 something episodes a year, you know, that'll fill us some time. No, but I saw this and I was like, I want to see the look on your face when you see this. Okay. And I want you to see the look on my face when we find out what this really is. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I'm just sending you a photo right now and then I want you to describe what you see. Because I just don't get it. I don't get it. It is a vampire chauffeur.

Also as someone who went running and had their thighs rub against them on the weekend, I looked at that first and said, vampire chafer. It is a vampire chauffeur. And I guess what we're all asking is, does it do what it says on the tin? So there's a- Did you look- It's a very dark tinted car. It's an Audi.

It's a black Audi and it's got stickers on the back window and on the side of the car that say vampire chauffeur. On the back window, the sticker says, chauffeur by day, vampire by night. And I'm about to send you one more photo of the number plate. Yeah, I can see the number plate. No, you haven't seen the best part about the number plate. If it's got the numbers six and nine. No, no, no, no, no, no, even better.

Oh, it's vampire too. With fake blood on the side. Can you see that on the top right? There's like, well, fake blood, who knows up for deliberation. Well, OK, my first thought is that it probably could be real because the tint is so dark. That means vampires could get around during the day. Yeah.

Because they naturally don't like the light. Can't be in the sunlight. So I'm just going to, I'm just going to tell you where I was. So on- Oh, so you've taken these photos. I took these photos myself. Torbz was driving me to get a blood test, which already feels a bit spooked down. Everything's fine by the way.

I actually think that getting a blood test and getting picked up by a vampire chauffeur is kind of on brand for a blood test. I know that's not what you're doing, but. No, but so this is where it all kind of felt like. I've come to test your blood. That's funny. Sorry about that. I don't do voices.

So Torbs is driving me. I'm in the passenger seat and we see this. So I snap a few photos because I'm like, that's crazy. We were in Preston on Bell street. Like, so we weren't like, you know, that kind of feels like a weird place for a vampire to live, maybe. Where is it? Where, but where's not.

Any of the Vaniers like a Pennsylvania, Transylvania. True. I am picturing a, a big house on a hill. Yes. Kind of energy. Yeah. Uh, Preston, lots of houses on no hills, very flat. Yeah, quite flat.

Um, anyway, so I see that and I'm like, oh my God, I need to like take a photo and I don't know what I'm going to do with that, but I just need to see. And then I was like, I wonder what that's for. And so I thought that we could maybe figure this out together or just Google it, but I just needed to bring it to you because I didn't know what else to do. Do you appreciate that? I do appreciate that. And like I said, best friends who Google together, stay together.

And I've always, I've always said that there's a part of me that doesn't want to know because the mystery might be more fun than the reality. Oh, you know what I mean? Um, there is a part of me that wants to be chauffeured by a vampire. Or are they chauffeuring the vampires? Hmm. Yeah. Now that makes it.

The vampire, the chauffeur or, and so the other thing is that I think it's important just to like say out loud, we'll pop the photos in that episode thread in Facebook today, but something to say out loud is that like, there's no phone number. They're not promoting a business. Oh, they're promoting business. But like, are they? Or is this just for fun? First of all, we're making the assumption that chauffeur and vampires go together when they have specifically stated it is chauffeur by day and vampire by night. Maybe they're not combined. The second thing we need to keep in mind is that the number plate says vampire too, which means business was going so well, they had to get a second car.

That is such a good point. Detective Dunn on the case. Scoop John. Okay. We've fucking fluffed each other up. Let's Google this fucking bad boy. Do you think we should Google it? And let's make a booking. No. No, no booking. Here's the deal. If you can commit to booking-

That's too scary. I have seen Twilight a lot of times, but I don't know if I'm prepared. Maybe it's your ex-boyfriend, Robert Pattinson. Okay. So I did make that joke to Torbz and he laughed pretty hard. Good. I'm glad you returned the favor to me. Here's the deal. We either don't Google it or if we do Google it, we have to make a booking. No, I don't know.

Cause I'm really desperate to know. You have to think about this. I've known about this for a few days. Yeah. I'm no, I'm, I'm pro Google, but I'm just saying we need to book it in just for little Mac has run or something, you know, just to say we've been in the vampire chauffeur. I don't let's Google. I don't want to book it.

I'm not, why I'm not committing to, no, it's not the admin. It's that I don't want to do it. Okay. I'll do it over here. No. Well, if you're Googling, then wait, because then I'll make the booking. I don't want to do it. I'm scared.

Cause then I'll make the booking. I don't want to do it. I'm scared. Maybe we can get the vampire chauffeur to take us to the beach with the standup paddle board. Oh, don't look it up. Don't look it up. Nope. I've actually seen the driver of this car before.

So you, because you live in the same area as me. Yeah, I've made eye contact with who is a potentially. A vampire. Yeah, some kind of daylight walking vampire. Okay, hang on. Let me read you the thing. So what did you just say when you saw it? You said we're not booking this. Let me read you the thing. So what did you just say when you saw it? You said, we're not booking this.

Let me just read a sentence. I am scared. I actually am a bit scared. Students moonlighting as chauffeurs pick up mystery women for a night of party hopping until they uncover their bloodthirsty intentions. Wait. Let's not book it. I don't think we should book it.

I don't think we should book it. Redacted. Not to yuck anyone's yum, but redacted for me. They do have an ABN though. So everything's above board and they are paying their taxes. Australian blood sucking number. Hang on. There's a. Hang on. There's a straight over.

No, sorry. I was very distracted by what's on my screen. Say it again. You said they've got an IBM. So everything's about Australian blood sucking. I'm going to show you something that will shock you. It's your penis. I don't think I can do that. It turns out that this number plate has been used before and there's been a lot of people who have been using it for a long time.

And I'm like, Oh, I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show you something. I don't think I can do that. It turns out that this number plate has been used before and they've, they've changed, they've, they've had a few career pivots.

That pivoted. It's the same. Can you explain what I've just said to you? So this, the, the one that I saw was a sleek black Audi, tinted windows, that says, uh, vampire by night, chauffeur by day. This one is a red Ford Falcon. And it says barista by day, vampire by night. And there's a car on the right hand side that says, I love mama. The number plate on the other side. Yeah.

So I've also seen here. Oh, it's right at the front of Pepe's. You see that tram on the side? Yeah. One of the comments says barista by day, vampire by night, cringy 24 seven. I don't think it's a business. I think it's people being funny. It's just for fun.

No, like, you know, when they're like, Oh, baby on board, don't crash into me. I'm nine years old, but I think they're just doing a bit of gear. So we can't book it because there's nothing to book. But there's a website. But that was a description of, on the, on the Instagram post. Oh, oh. There is that blood sucking number though. So yeah, they do have their Australian.

Well, then what's the business number? So I've just typed into Google vampire CH and it auto fuels chauffeur. So, oh, the thing that you saw was on Reddit, like r slash Melbourne. Yeah. That is so funny. And there is an ABN. I see. Oh, I think that we've uncovered a mystery.

Remember that time when we added that business as being drug dealers and we had to redact after all that. Oh, did we? Yes. Yeah. Well, then you wouldn't remember. Don't say. You wouldn't remember that at all. All that. Oh, did we? Yes. Yeah. Well, then you wouldn't remember.

Don't say. You wouldn't remember that at all. But yeah. So we wouldn't say the business name, would we? Everyone's nervous redaction. Toni, thanks for bringing that to our attention. Thank you. I'm glad that I waited to Google it with you.

Because that was really, I, that was a nice moment. And I think seeing it like, and my curiosity about that was just through the roof. Imagine if you watched a movie and then I told you you couldn't Google it afterwards. Oh, well why would you bother watching? Exactly. And so I saw that and then was like, what are they doing?

And then I went and got this blood test, right? And they actually fucked it up and I couldn't get blood taken and I was like, what are they doing? And then I went and got this blood test, right? And I'm like, and they actually fucked it up and I couldn't get blood taken. And I was like, vampire chauffeur probably would have gotten it in one. They would have nailed it. They would have nailed it straight away. I've actually just texted you. I thought since I like doing Google's with you. Yeah. I sent you a Google search. Oh, OK. Thank you so much.

Just opening it right now. Thank you. I already have that tab open. Okay. So that's fine. And don't say what that is. Obviously. Redacted. Do you want to say what the first word is? No, I've got to your love. What about the third word? Okay. I've got to your love to say it here. Um, and I was more business that we'd like to pump up. I sent this through. Hey, loss. Um, she says this is on patron. Hey, Tony and Ryan, I'd be loved to see it. And I've started the fucking plug. I've got to pump up. Loz has sent this through, hey Loz. She says, this is on Patreon. Hey Tony and Ryan, I'd be loved to see it and I've started the fucking blog.

I've had my cleaning business since 2018, but I've never like had a page or tried to, you know, promote it like outside of my little circle. She's not in Elf, is she? No, it's in Perth actually. Oh, God's got you. I've been subcontracting to another company all this time, but now I want to get out more on my own.

So here we are, I've finally fucking done it. And I asked Loz for the thing, and she sent the link so we can pop it in the Facebook group today. But Lauren's Cleaning Services, if you're in Perth, you could probably check it out. But give it a like anyway, I guess. Yeah, we need some cleaning protection

from that dry heat, so. Yes, exactly right. But no, good on you. It's really hard to put yourself out there when you like start your business and you're trying to get new clients or whatever. So congratulations. That was really cool. Good on you Lauren. That's sick and good on you for being from Perth as well because. Oh, because it means you're a fucking hero.

Yeah. From that beautiful story, Buzzfeed has an article out today. Is this all you love to say? Yeah. Yeah. I regret it already though. People are flipping out over the revelation that avocado tastes exactly like clean penis. Top comment is from Sean Aldridge, who said, I would not know. I've never tasted avocado.

Thanks Sean. Well, from one cleaner to another. You love to see that. Yeah. She's polishing floors and he's polishing knobs all around town. So, um, oh, well, great. Should I have done better job on my love to see that? No, no, absolutely not. I think if it's something you love to see, then I love to see that. Um, thank you love to see that.

Thank you very much for listening. You know when one comment's got more likes than the article and you go, what's going on here? Oh, yeah. You know, that's when you know we're fucking on. Yeah. I've never actually had a comment go real viral like that. Haven't you? No, I've only ever had, like only actually one and it, you know. What was it? It was on one of Maddie McCrae's videos actually.

And it was like after you break, when you break up with your boyfriend and like your family is talking about it or whatever. And I was like, no, the worst one is when you break up with someone and everyone goes, we don't like Tim. And you're like, why didn't you tell him last night? Yeah. What a bitch. No, not Maddie McCrae.

I'm saying like when your family is like. Bitches. Your family bitches. All bitches. So I was bitches, all bitches. Oh. So I was just trying to be supportive. What's going on today? I was just trying to be supportive. Are you all right?

Are your pants too tight or something? I'm wearing new pants. Oh yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I could tell. The other one's in the wash. Thank you very much for listening. They are tight.

Now I'm very self-conscious about my pants. Is that what it is? Maybe you just. The fact that you can tell is like, it's freaking me out. I'm freaking out now. I'm freaking out. We're best friends. My pants are too tight. We're best friends. So I just. My pants are Maybe. The fact that you could tell is like, it's freaking me out. I'm freaking out now. Freaking out. My pants are too tight.

We're best friends. My pants are too tight. I'm not getting enough blood to my thighs. Maybe I should call the vampire chauffeur. That will not give you more blood. They might take some away. You know what I'm saying? Cause they've got the ABN.

I'm ashamed. Thanks. Yeah. Are you going to be okay to go home today? I am going to drive my own black Audi. I'm not going to get into anybody else's black Audi. You know what I mean? Just knowing that there's a guy driving around your hood. But I'm not getting into anyone's car and certainly not getting into the one that Sophie

got into. I don't know if she went to that drive-through ATM with this person. I don't know what's going on. However... Yeah. We can start a whole new podcast on the cars Sophie's been in. Redact that. Redacted.

Redacted. We've actually worked with Confessions. Maybe. Confession. Oh, I've got a car that does fucking blood sucking. All right, that's enough for me today. I need to rest. I need to lay down.

You need to loosen your pants. Yeah, I might take them off. I might take them off. For blood restriction purposes. So medically, you need to take your pants off. Medically, yes. All right, love y'all. Oh, whoa. I got to turn it off. Love you, yes. All right, love y'all. Oh, whoa.

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