Toni and Ryan - Friends With Benefits

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

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Hello, welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name's Ryan. This is, nope. My name's Tony. This is Ryan. Sorry. Just thought I'd mix things up for, I sound like I'm asleep, but the person that we've got on the line actually is surprisingly sounding a lot better than me. It's 2 AM in Southampton at the moment as we call. Sarah, how have you stayed awake to take this call? It's 2am in Southampton at the moment as we call. Sarah, how have you stayed awake to take this call? My partner and I have dug out the PlayStation 3 and been playing Fight Night to keep us awake. I love that. Also, can you imagine if you were a kid or like a teenager, that is dream come true.

Oh no, I have to stay up all night and play PlayStation. Oh no, shocker. Oh, I had to eat these Doritos as well. Yeah, oh no, and we've eaten shocker. I had to eat these Doritos as well. Yeah, oh no, and we've eaten mac and cheese and had to order a pizza. Such a shame. Appreciate the effort though, Sarah. Thank you, thank you. Got to do it for you guys.

Yeah, well, thank you. Oh, well we really approve that, for sure. And do you approve today's episode? I absolutely do. How could I not? Oh, that's awesome. Legend. Now you can get back to the PS3.

Yeah. Wrap you can get back to the PS3. Yeah. Wrap you guys up. Hi, I'm Sarah from Southampton and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up. Hello! A moral dilemma involving tomato sauce. I live for tomato sauce. And I live for moral dilemmas.

This is probably my favorite game show. And the football. It's actually, if you were pitching a game show to me, I would sign you. This is it? Yeah. That's coming up. Who would host it? Well, Grant Daniel or Osher Gunsberg, because in Australia, they're the only two people

who are allowed to host anything. Oh. Is that not the rules? They don't host this. What? They don't host this. Oh no, but because this is a small time podcast. If we're talking network television.

Oh, TV. Yeah. Larry. Larry would do mine. He's my dream host. He really is. He would play me in a movie about my life. 100% hands down.

He'd play you? Yeah. Who would play Torbz? Because I can see Larry being the love interest in and Tony plays herself and Larry is the love interest. No, in my mind I'm dead. I'll spoil it for the movie. Yes, sorry. I think who's that strapping young lad?

Scott Tweedie. No. Charles Patterson. Ryan Jonathan Dunn. The Dry. Eric Banner. Eric Banner would play Tobbs. Yeah, in the sex scene, you watch out, Laz. That's going to be a real killer. Yeah.

Eric Banner is going to bring the Hulk, if you know what I'm saying. Because I would prefer that he was the Hulk. He was. Okay. Thank God. No, he was one of them. There's been many, but... And that was one of the ones that were...

It was critically panned. I think that one... They did make another Hulk two weeks later and everyone went, let's just pretend it's not. Oh, that was the one with Edward Norton in it, which is quite good. I watched that at the cinema, I remember. Fucking came out a hundred years ago.

Do movie people not get on the phone and go, you guys are making a Hulk? Oh, fuck us too, maybe we should like- Yeah, I don't know about that. Do you know what always boggles me with that, like as a concept, was that no strings attached and Friends with Benefits came out literally two weeks apart. And they were the same movie.

The exact same thing. Like as if Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher, you know, all of them aren't all on the phone together. Oh wait, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are married. They would literally have known that each other was doing the same film. What are you doing? I have to do a movie, me too. What's it about?

Dunno. Cool. Let's have a chat about it. Yeah, enjoy fucking Natalie Portman. And I would. Thank you for asking. To be fair, I know that's like just the best example. Thanks.

But to be fair, are all romantic comedies kind of the same thing No, but that especially as you said is a good example because it's literally the same Concept you see two minutes of a rom-com and you go well. I know it's gonna happen Yeah, but I think I will there won't they bet that'll look like they won't for a bit and then they probably will But will they or won't they is like a trope of rom-coms. The story's not the same. Like the reason that they like know each other or the way that it all kind of unfills isn't the same. Whereas friends with benefits, both of them start fucking because they're like, oh, we can't fuck anyone else.

And then they get feelings for each other. So they stop doing it. And then they come back together at the end. Spoiler, spoiler, two movies in one. Like, fuck it all. But what I'm saying is like, whereas a rom-com, you know, there's like different- What you just said, they're together, something happens to make them think they shouldn't, and then they are not doing it anyway. Well, the classics are classics for a reason. Romeo and Juliet, oh, we're together. Oh, our families don't like each other. Oh,

we'll do it anyway. I mean, slightly different ending to that one, but. Bit different. Yeah. Yeah. I'd swallow poison for you. I'd swallow your poison. I'd swallow the venom out of your snake. These are recording. Yeah. Hi. So when Eric- This will be in my movie. Yeah, when Larry and Eric are doing like- Who would play you in the movie of my life?

Well, you've taken the two best. Oh yeah. But I just imagine... Kylie Gillies could play you and Larry and Kylie because they've got such natural on-screen chemistry already. They do. They'll be ready to go. They'll be ready to go. That's good. Should we ask them if they'd be interested? I think they're pretty busy already.

Do you think that they're best friends? Like I know that they're good on screen, but do you reckon that they hang out alone? I reckon they- Well, like that's- Alone? But do you reckon that they catch up? I've seen- We do?

We do. I've seen their families hang out on birthdays and stuff. Oh, that's nice. Because Kylie, Gus, he's off all the time. Her son, you know. I'm not as up to date as you are. Oh, sorry. I'm such a huge Kylie Gilles fan. It seems like it. Yeah.

Yeah. What's Gus up to? Oh, well, he was living abroad in Europe. Was he? Oh, shit. Gus, that's who's going to play me. Today, we're going to attempt one more time to do things you thought you'd do more of as an adult. Because we started trying this on Monday and it just didn't go well for anyone. But, oh, sorry, I fucked it already.

What am I? Yeah, but today we'll get straight to the point. Yeah. So, Larry's... Yeah, so, Carly Gillies' son is in Europe. Is he more? Is he less? Um, is he more? Is he less? Oh, is he?

Oh, is he more? I thought by my, so when she's a teenager. Is he more? No, I don't think so. I thought by my mid-twenty. No, I don't think he is. I love Dabfam. I love Dadfarm! Sorry I'll just be smaller for you guys.

Don't you be smaller for me. Don't you be smaller for me. I won't be able to find it. You were on my side. I was on your side. Don't touch me I'll be able to find it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, sorry. What should we have for lunch? Just in a really good mood. I can tell. Oh, should we use those Hungry Jacks vouchers? Were you here when I said that before? Had you not gotten in yet? Oh, don't want to shame someone who was late today.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Genuinely, did you hear me say that? Were you here when I said that? I literally said it might be time to crack out a $10 fucking Whopper and Nuggets. Everyone stay here. Was he here when I said that? Does anyone remember?

There's your exercise for the day. Let's get my steps in before I have hungry Jacks. Oh, use the app, 20 nips and a half. Oh, that's good. Everyone will know all about these because we shared them illegally in our Facebook group. Do you see what it says up top there? Summer deals. Summer deals.

Ends on the 10th of February. What's the date today, Charles? The 9th of February. 6th of June. You gotta be fucking joking me. So it's- Do you reckon though, that if you went in there and you went, do you reckon they would just do it?

Do you know what we learned when we posted that was you can Google vouchers. That is true. Yep. I think the classic Jack's medium chicken is calling me. Just Googling current hungry Jack's coupons, frugalfeeds.com.au June, 2025. It's a PDF.

Just like what we had, what we offered everyone. All right. We didn't print that and put that in our Facebook group. Pass me that thing. These are the exact same deals. Look at this. Is it still in date? Except for that, that's a medium coffee.

This one's medium iced coffee. Everything else is the same for summer. They go on iced coffee. Yeah, summer. Then they'll go. Oh, no, they've changed the brekkie wraps. Oh, yeah, because that's for that's for summer as well. Everything else, though.

Chicken Royale, small chips, small drink. Oh, in summer, that was five dollars twenty five. That's now five dollars seventy five. Everything's gone up by some amount of sense. It's like inflation. I don't want to hear about your girlfriend, mate. What? Like a blow up doll.

What the fuck is that? Like a blow up doll, I guess is what I was getting at. That is a stretch. That is a... Oh, that's not a stretch! Did anyone think that? Sophie Ditchie's gonna piss! No, everyone's pissing. Lily did?

Everyone's pissing because we had no fucking clue what you were talking about. I'm so funny. Did anyone listening or watching think that? Nuggets and chips still 7.95, that's good. Some of it is more expensive though. Now it's interesting that they say that they're now hiring because that has something to do with Izzy Moore. I didn't think he was.

Yep. Is he getting hungry Jacks for lunch? Yes. Yeah. I thought by my mid twenties I'd have a husband, kids, own a house and have a stable job. But here I am, the complete opposite, a self-employed lesbian. It took me a second to remember what we were doing. Oh yeah. We're doing things you thought you'd be doing as an adult.

I thought I'd done a real fucking job. I forgot what we were doing. Our podcast. Yeah. But I forgot the topic. Yeah. Anna shows. Yeah. Self-employed lesbian.

Oh, you know what? I love to see that. Yep. Star dines. Are we celebrating these or are these just anecdotes? No. They're actually not. No.

Okay. It's what people thought they would be doing. But that doesn't mean it's bad. It just means it's different. Yeah, but it doesn't mean like you applaud it. Sure. I thought I was going to go on holidays, but I didn't. You know, it's just not quite, yeah.

Yeah. So maybe it's case by case. Some of them we could applaud. And some of them we'll just play it by ear. Yeah. And one of the key parts to playing things by ear is listening through. Is it the thing? Tony's gone. Let it be known

this is the strangest worst episode yet. We tried this segment once before right? We're just playing it by ear. It surprisingly went better last time. Just play it by ear. Yeah, I'll just listen and react appropriately as my job description entails. It's quite literally my only job is to listen and to react. So Nellie Rita Rivet whoa Nellie reaction I assumed I would have been called for jury duty by now you and you you watch all these TV shows about the jury when's my turn I think that's a really good one. Have you ever been called up? No, but I wish I would be.

Oh, I got called up once and it was so exciting. What'd you get? I know. So right. Put the bad guys away? Well, let me tell you, if you listen and react appropriately now, I was so fucking excited.

Who isn't your girlfriend? I am. Is that how you do it? I was so fucking- Who isn't your girlfriend? I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I-

I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I-

I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I-

I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I was 21. She was, you fucked my son. Sorry. You fucked my son. Cause I was like, no, my mom was definitely dead. Was it?

And I moved out of home and stuff. Was the case to like find a killer? You take that back. I find cancer guilty. Tumor? I hardly know it. Nah, fuck. Did they call cancer to the stand?

Did you do it? That's what I think a chin would sound like because I hate them. Oh, she's biased. You can't be on the jury. Yeah, literally they, anyway, so I'm 21, right? And I feel like I'm such a young professional because I get called into jury duty.

I had to email my university and tell them I wouldn't be there, because you don't know how long you're gonna be there and you don't know if you're gonna get fucking sequestered or whatever. So I go in there, I get so dressed up, because I'm like, all I have is jeans and a D-shirt. I gotta look professional.

I wear this fancy dress and little heels and stuff. I catch the train into the city. And there's this massive room of 600 people and they call every single person up and they go, for this case is Dura blah, because you'll get your own number, it's no names and stuff. Literally out of this entire huge room, one person gets caught up and one group of people gets caught up and like, this is going to be a three week trial. Someone, another group gets caught up and they go, this is a two day trial. Like they kind of tell you how long they're going to be.

So three people did not get chosen for a case. And it was two people on fucking me out of 600 people, 600 fucking people. What are the chances? And. One in three. No. Because three people didn't get chosen. No. Three in 600. Yeah. She didn't get it right.

Oh, sorry. Was what I just said wrong. The first one was. Oh, so it sounds like I got it right. Not like a girlfriend. No, anyway, so then they give you like a little work from, like a little note and it goes like, oh, sorry, Tony was away for half a day. I didn't even get the full day off.

You had to go back to work. I had to go back to uni, yeah. You didn't go back there, did you? I did, obviously. And that afternoon I got offered my first job in radio. Simon Healy called me while I was naked. Remember? That was the same day as jury.

So if you had have got a murder case, you wouldn't have got the radio job. We would never have met. Do you want to know something so nerdy? I called Simon and I was like, hey, I'm pretty sure that this week is when you're going to make the decision. Just letting you know I'm going in for jury duty. So if I don't answer, it's not because I don't want want the job if you offer it to me, that's up to you

I'm not leaving this message is so chaotic. Okay. Yeah I'm so just in case you call me like I might not answer because I've got called in for jury duty But it's not because I don't want the job if you offer it to me. That's up to you. I don't really mind Um, anyway, just thanks. Um, let me know if you need anything, but yeah, probably won't, blah, blah, yeah. And he still offered it to you. Yes! You've basically called and said, don't give me the job, I sound like a lot of work.

No, I did not. And I wasn't. I did a lot of work for them. You did? Yeah. But anyway, yeah, so I only got the jury duty for half the day and I was like, bummer, I've got to go back to uni and then I got off of the job.

So did you finish uni? Swings and roundabouts. No. Or just got a job. No, well, cause that was when I had started doing my... Oh, the audiology. Yeah. Yeah. So I started that and then I was like, I got a job. I got a job. Just double bird our good friends watching on YouTube? Love you. I got a job. Rachelle Whitley. Hi, Rachelle. You beautiful bitch. For some reason, I expected to be hosting lots of social gatherings or dinner parties at home. Now I can't think of anything worse.

I don't want that kind of social commitment. If I knew that was coming up this weekend, I would be stressing all week. I also thought that my life would entail more than that, but I'm not sad that it doesn't. Wait, but I'm sad that it doesn't. Wait, I wish it did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you're right. Second and third times.

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Yeah. So would you subscribe to that? Let me know in the comments. How much would you pay? Listener survey. Sorry about my laughing. I feel like I'm going a bit downhill now because I got the sillies. Let's get this done because I feel that too. And this also is going to make me so hungry

because they're talking about tomatoes. We're talking about hot dogs. Now- You've just started burping. Yeah, I know. This is all bad news. Oh. Did you guys see that?

Oh, I just spat like a liter of water out of my mouth. Tony's been drinking a lot of water and she's been paying a lot, but she's very, she's very hydrated. Now, for on YouTube, let's watch this. If you're listening, let me talk you through it. But basically someone's at the football and they've squeezed a little sachet of tomato sauce onto their hot dog, but the tomato sauce has squirted out and landed on the jacket of the person sitting in front of them.

Like on their shoulder. Who is none the wiser. No idea. Yup. So the moral test is, do you tell them? And thanks to the video from Chocky Dan. Love you Chocky Dan. I'd love some chocolate.

After this, sorry, later. Tony Lodge. Yes. What would you do? Oh, this is so tough because I would see it happen in slow fucking motion. You'd be like, I think I would really want someone to tell me. Yeah. Yep. So I think that I would be like, Oh my God. And I imagine that I would be there either with you or my partner Torbz. And I'd be like, Oh my God. And I would be like, I have to say something.

Sorry, mate. This is how embarrassing. This is so embarrassing. I've just accidentally squirted sauce on your jacket. I've got this thing. Just let me wipe it off. I don't want to freak you out. I'm so sorry. Oh, mate. Because you also can't laugh because you don't want them to think you're making fun of them.

Of course. But you have to do a little bit of like, bro. Oh, fuck. I really didn't mean to. And then I'd probably be like, do you want me to give you some money for dry cleaning or something? No.

Just wipe it off. Do you reckon? Yeah, don't overdo it. Well, I think if it's like a rain jacket, which it looks like it is in there, it should just come off. But what if they were wearing, like you're wearing like a knitted jumper right now.

Don't you think that that, cause that tomato sauce is not gonna come out of that. Well, I've actually got something to say about this topic. Oh, do you wanna answer the moral question question first or is this part of it? This is part of it. Okay. Tomato sauce does come out of this. Oh.

Without going to the dry cleaner. Right. Can confirm. Great. Now, I think Chocke D, what was his name again? Chocucky Dan. Chucky Dan and his crew are going around willy nilly deliberately spraying people with tomato sauce and barbecue sauce. That's what I think.

That's fucked. Is it a prank? We don't do pranks. And you know why I think this? Is because multiple times over the last few weeks I've got home. Yeah. And Bridget goes, is that supercharged KFC sauce on your jumper? Yeah.

Have you been eating KFC? What did you say about the barbecue sauce on your jeans last week after you ate a full rack of ribs for lunch? I'm really sorry. I just blacked out and I don't think that I can be held responsible for what just happened. So did we end up filming a bit of the aftermath of that, Chas? No, I think it was so tragic that we were like, this stays between us. I had a container of barbecue sauce and I couldn't quite get the lid and I squeezed it. Well no, because your hands were so wet from all the ribs you'd eaten.

And the fact someone would eat a whole rack of ribs on a work day for lunch. They were $90! So Charles goes, there's this place that does a brisket sandwich and I go what else do they have? Then I added mine to the order. And we go why is it 200 times? So anyway it comes with a bit of barbecue sauce this whole fucking cow. So then the Uber Eats driver is chocky tan and he comes in and he sprays his tits.

Now the Uber Eats driver drives it iny tan and he comes in and he sprays his tits. The Uber Eats driver drives in in his semi trailer, backs it in. We hear the moos from upstairs. I grabbed it, I couldn't, like the barbecue sauce was not, and I went to, and I grabbed it and it just went everywhere. All over your jeans. Yeah, so because there was a lot of meat, because you get a fair bit for your nommie bucks, I actually took most of it home. And then here's a trick from the top.

I went through the drive-through on the way- Wall Street? From Wall Street. I on the way home went through the McDonald's drive-through. I got Mabel a little happy meal with a junior burger and some chippies. And then I got some large chippies for me and bridge and then sprinkled them around the leftover ribs and kind of made like a...

If someone came home to me and said, here's some leftover ribs, I'd be like, get fucked. Very similar response. I know there was a lot. Nah, but I'd be like, do not bring me leftover fucking food that you brought and you sprinkled shit around it. But get this right, I walk in and she goes, oh, it looks like you've got three quarters

of a rack, because I can see where you grab your hands and ripped it apart. And you covered it in barbecue sauce. How was your afternoon? Yeah. Yeah. And you go, I think I'm going to go to sleep for a bit. I've had a lot of meat today. So after I had that for lunch lunch I went home and had it for

dinner. Nice. No. Did you eat that little bit of pie? That pecan pie as well? I did. Fuck. I really regretted leaving that behind. Yeah you should have. It was really good. It was really good. So what I'm getting at- Shout out to the good folks at the smoke pit. Honestly they're getting it done. So I think what I'm saying is is that people that get home covered in sauce it's probably not their fault. It's probably been a prank. It's probably been chocky Dan. Which is just disgraceful Do you guys actually know who Chocky Dan is? No. Oh, so now you've said Chocky Dan He's part of like a prank channel like an Aussie prank channel called like Misfit Minds

Like a YouTube channel in Australia. See we don't do pranks. They also live in Melbourne. Oh M misfits. Oh, those guys fucking do all right for themselves, don't they? So was it a prank, Dan? Oh, have I started a war with people I don't want to go to war with? We didn't know. We didn't know. I went to KFC on my own volition. Yeah, yeah. The supercharged sauce, it was me with the candelabra and the fucking study.

The sweet and sour sauce from McNuggets I had on the way home. It jumped onto my jumper and it wasn't you guys. I'm so sorry. Oh, I've made you dinner great because I definitely hadn't had some on the way home. It jumped onto my jumper and it wasn't you guys. I'm so sorry. I've made you dinner great. Cause I definitely hadn't had some on the way home. Yeah. Oh, I can't wait to have this salad for dinner. Um,

um, um, um, um, um, um, um, I mean all of that.

I don't think that I can fucking top that. But honestly, they're fucking, that's very good. But this, you'll have to see it, has sent me into oblivion. That has.

Someone's lost their wallet. Isn't that the worst thing that could happen to a human? You think about immediately the admin. You go, fuck, I've got to get a new license. Got to cancel my credit card, get a new one, and. Can I ask a question? Huh? Can I ask a question?

Yeah. Has anyone seen my wallet? No. And this is actually not about you. Is that about you about to add me here? a new one and... Can I just ask you a question? Yeah? Has anyone seen my wallet? No. And this is actually not about you. Is that about you about to ask me? No, no, no, no, no. It's not, but you've just, maybe you left it at the barbecue place. Tony was-

Your wallet slipped out of your barbecue finger hands. Tony was so offended that we went to the US and in my pocket, I had my credit card and my driver's license. I mean, and then, but then Sophie, the thing is, is that, cause he just had- You introduced me to pay ID. If it wasn't for that, I'd still be walleting around. No, but like, because he's walking around

with those two cards raw, right? Then he would take them out of his pocket and then go, has anyone seen my two cards? The thing is, is that if you're gonna commit to being a fuckhead, get it out of my life. Like, don't ask me to take it on. You go, oh, I'm just cool and all that. I don't care if I lose my shit.

I've never said that. I've never said that. I don't care if I lose my stuff, it doesn't matter. But then every day you go, oh, if you were my cards, where would you be? Like, you can't do that to me. That's not how it works. If you want to be a shit, do it on your own fucking dime.

Don't bring that around me. I've never been so upset. People are going to wonder who was talking to me. By the accuracy My god You're my car keys Another run John fucking classic Yeah! I'm hypothetically... If you like our... EASY!

Oh well sorry for having fun. Sorry for bringing fun to the workplace. Sorry for having fun in the workplace. And you know what fun will never happen ever again? You know what fun will never happen ever again? A rack of ribs for lunch. That'll happen again. Oh I was going to say don't take that away from us.

Don't punish them for what you did. I have copped it a fair bit since that rib order, but I will maybe go there again. Yeah. Because Tony doesn't like fun anymore. Oh, fuck off. Next time I go and buy something, I won't come back and be like, oh, they accidentally had on sale this thing that you like. Here's some chocolate. Because that's a bit of fun, isn't it? You will do that because Oh, we don't like to buy ice cream because we're healthy, but there was a sale. So, no, you will do that.

Not for you. Yes, you will. I'll do it for me. Well then we'll share it. Yeah, but there'll be a moment where I'll pretend that I won't. Yeah. You love me.

I do, I do. This is, I know, I know. This is the thing is that, listen to me. I wasn't even trying to, okay. Hypothetically, if you were my wallet, where would you be? Hypothetically, would you be in- It's James, uncanny. Hypothetically.

But- Hypothetically, any of you shillers got a lot. Ha ha ha ha ha. Uh, no, but. Ah. See we like to have fun, but no one's answered the question. You're on your own. Where's my wallet?

I'm not helping you find your stuff anymore. Has anyone seen my wallet? Is it at the smoke pit in Thomas town? It might be, hold on. Anyway, the whole thing is give me your hand. I wasn't trying to at you, but I thought that- Oh, weren't you? No, because I have a really funny, you love to see it.

Oh, that's what we- Oh, fuck yeah. Someone found a wallet because they've obviously lost theirs and they've posted in Facebook- When can they deliver it back? In their small town, like Facebook group. Of Elfam, yeah. Yeah, found at the Hungry Jack's Drive, sorry.

Um, and it says- Found out the front of the smoke pit in Thomas Town. Well, the only thing, so they've opened up the wallet to be like, hey, wallet found in this area. Yep. Look at the name on the driver's license. Sean Paul. It's Mr. Sean Paul.

How's he going to be able to know the right temperature if he doesn't have his wallet? Is it literally? Yeah, Mr. Sean Paul. You know, I thought it was the thing about Curry being one of the great basketballers. No, no, just... Sean Paul. You... You know, I thought it was the thing about curry being one of the great basketballers and the. No, no. Sean Paul. You. That does it better.

No, it is good. It is good. No, fuck you. I hope you never find your wallet, you fucking bitch. No, I actually take that back. I take that back. I do take that back. Okay.

Yeah. I thought you'd think that was Sean Paul. No, that is great. What's your favourite? No, my favourite is Pitbull. No, but you love Sean Paul. And Bridger claims they're the same. No, but you love Sean Paul. No, but you love Sean Paul. No, but you love Sean Paul. No, but you love Sean back. I do take that back. Yeah. I thought you'd think that was it. Shana Ball.

What's your favorite? No, my favorite is Pitbull. No, but you love Shana Ball. Shana Ball. Shana Ball. Yeah. Yeah. Get out of the time out.

Get out of the time out. Get out of the time out. Get out of the time out. Fuck my ass. I'm gonna have this on me. Baby girl, oh my well. I was ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever on the waiting time, oh now,

I wanna be keeping you warm. I got the right temperature, she'll take you from the store. Oh, I gotta, gotta write that thing to turn you on. Hey girl, I wanna be the Popeye, you can be the mom. Oh, oh. All right. Oh my God.

That's my love to say it. There you go. I know that That's why you love to see it. I know that it's actually incredibly hard to drop that due. Did you actually bring your love to see it? That is... If you do say that's it, it's okay. I would want for once, I will allow that. That is hard to compete with. To be fair, that is hard to compete with.

I know I do have your love to see it though. Mm-hmm. What the fuck? Is that what-hmm. What the fuck? Is that what you? What was that else? Peep it. Peep out of here that, eh? What the hell?

Should we stop? Did you order ribs? What the fuck? Oh, hey matey, can we help you with some? So. Hello, this is Will Lu from the Hello and Welcome podcast, and Google Pixel just sent me their latest phone in the Google Pixel 9. So I've been using Pixels for a long time now, dating back to the Pixel 2, but Google Pixel took it to a whole new level with Gemini. This is your personal AI assistant that's always ready to solve problems.

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