Toni and Ryan - Get A Bowl B!tch

Episode Date: November 1, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge and we are calling James who's in the UK. Question mark. That's the information that we've got. He said, we say, where are you from? What do you do for a living? And he said, UK. Yeah, UK, hun. Hello. James. Oh, hi. Hello.

Now, are you from the UK? I am. I am indeed. I'm actually in bed because, unfortunately, I also recently got hit by COVID. Oh, James. Oh, I've been right there with you about 9,000 times. Yeah, take it easy. Watch 90 Day Fiancé.

Luckily, I've only gotten hit with, like, really bad, like, brain fog. Oh. Maybe that's why you said you didn't know where you were from. Yeah. It all makes sense now. It all makes sense. Well, James, through the fog, through the thick of the fog, will you be able to approve today's podcast?

I absolutely do, yeah. Legend. Thanks, James. Hey, it's James from the UK and I approve this podcast. Yeah. All right, coming up today, it just says written on our little notes, Torbs, Teabagging Tony. Is there something we need to know?

How's things going? You've been away for a few years. Is everything okay? I was about to say, like, yeah, could you do long-distance teabagging? Well, it depends on the... The string. The stretchiness of the sack. Sorry about that.

I'm sorry. If this is your first show they've ever listened to, I'm sorry about how that started. You know what? Let's do normal or nah. People submit their normal or nahs to the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. Let's start with Samuel. Hi, Samuel.

Samuel asked normal or nah. My partner would- Oh, is Santa a horse? Nah, Samuel. Samuel. I've actually never heard that before. Not me. I just made that up.

That's how on the go I am. My comedy is pew, pew, pew. Just to confirm, you don't do the washing in your household? I don't. Do you do the cooking? I'm doing more now because I am actually starting to enjoy it. Okay. You know when you don't like doing stuff and then you find ways of enjoying it?

Yeah. Like, I like cooking if we've got, like, music on, I can have a little boogie and we're, like, messing around. It's actually fun. I like, this is, like, a weird new thing for me, washing all, like, Mabel's bottles can be a bit of a chore because they stack up during the day and whatever. But if I, like, put my headphones in and have a podcast on,

I'll just, like, get in the zone and just, like, smash them out and I don't mind it at all. And so, if I'm at home alone or whatever and I've got music on, but I would never think to do that if Torz was there. I'd be like, oh, home alone. Because I'd be like, oh, I don't want to bother you. But if he's there, if he's not there, I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll get in the zone. I'll cook or I'll clean or whatever.

This is a pointed comment at both of us. Is it fair to say, like, if we like like, thought about someone other than ourselves, like, from our partner's point of view. Rude. Like, I just don't think my partner's going to get annoyed that I'm cooking or cleaning. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I get what you mean. Yeah.

Oh, Ryan's cleaning again. That's never been a complaint in my house. And I'm, you know, I'm getting that. I guess just because, like, I like to do things loudly. Yeah. And I feel, I'm getting that. I guess just because, like, I like to do things loudly. Yeah. And I feel self-conscious about that. Like, if I'm cleaning or something, I, like, love having music on or if I've got headphones on, I'll, like, have a little boogie

and I'm like, I don't want to do that in front of people. Yeah, it's weird. Normal or nah, asked Samuel, my partner will wash his clothes and hang them out to dry and even if they aren't totally dry, he'll still wear them if they're dry enough. It's a nah from me because damp clothes would feel like the most disgusting thing ever. Yeah, and wouldn't they, wouldn't you get sick? Like if you have like

damp material like on you, wouldn't that? I know with like depending on which way you hang them like say with jeans for instance yeah they can be like mostly dry but maybe like the ankles are still a bit cold it's not like your whole shirt's still wet but like you kind of go maybe if i put them on this morning by the time i get into work those little ends might have just i just i've thought about it it's enough for me but i've i them and gone, oh, could I get away with that? Yeah, it's a nah from me as well. I just don't think I could put my-

Because they've got to dry someplace. If they're hanging up on the thing or they're on your legs, like, I mean, what's the difference really? All I can think about is, you know, when you go swimming and then you leave your bathers like on the side of the bath or in the shower or something. You pick them up later and then- Well, then the next day you go, I'll go for another swim. And you put them on and they're still, like, wet and cold. Yeah, that's kind of the feeling I'm getting. But jeans?

Yeah. Like- Yeah. That'd be heavy as well. They would be too. Yeah, nah, fuck nah. Nah, I don't think you can. Nah, Samuel, your partner's a fuckhead.

Get a dryer. Or a new partner. Yeah. Both options. Emily Fox asks, normal or nah? Oh, your partner's a fuckhead. Get a dryer. Or a new partner. Yeah. Both options. Emily Fox asks, normal or nah? And does she? She does. Microwaving fruit before eating it.

What the fucks? What the fucks? If a fruit has been in the fridge, I have to put it in the microwave for like 10 seconds because if- Get a bowl, bitch. Get a bowl. Because if not, it's too cold to taste any of the flavour and it makes my teeth hurt. Put it on the bench.

See a fucking dentist. Don't put it on- Yeah, use Sensodyne. The number one toothpaste recommended by a dentist. It's not an ad. It should be, though. Nah, we'll just put a hashtag ad. If anyone's interested in- Yeah. Send it though. No, we'll just put a hashtag ad. If anyone's interested, send it after.

Yeah, we'll invoice you, babe. That's a great ad. Yeah. Get a fruit bowl. What are you doing? Putting fruit in the microwave. That sounds like a crime, doesn't it? Could you imagine a slightly warm orange?

Oh. What about a not heated but a slightly warm orange? Oh. What about a not heated but a slightly or a banana that's room temperature but has just like warm bits in it? Or an apple that's like soft and hot. Yeah. Like you either go full apple pie or cold and crisp. Yeah, yeah. The middle zone is dank.

The thing that you need about fruit is that, yeah, it's like cold and like nippy. Like, can you imagine if you had like, I do agree that some- Slightly warm watermelon. Oh. It goes all grainy. Yeah. You know, like on Christmas, if you put like a plate of fruit out or something and it's been out for a bit and you go, oh, nah.

Can I give everyone a fucking hot tip? Oh. Watermelon and yogurt in a blender to make like a watermelon smoothie. Oh, yeah. Because the watermelon like thickens up and it's sweet and juicy. And it's just like sweet water. Yeah, yum. Because when I lived in Malaysia and-

Yep. They love that. Or they go on avocado smoothie. Oh, avocado is good in a smoothie because it makes it really creamy. You couldn't afford it in Australia. But it would just be like avocado, milk, honey, ice. Oh, yum. Yeah, yum.

Just like thick. Yeah. But like. Thick. Spinny too. Here now. Yeah. Couldn't buy a house.

No. There are some fruits best enjoyed quite cold, like a cherry. Like I would prefer like a cold, like, a room temperature cherry. I would put, like, a blackberry. Yeah. I'd say most berries are better, like, with a bit of frost in them, a bit of crispiness. You wouldn't heat them up a little before you-

I just- I get, like, if your teeth hurt and stuff, leave them on the bench. Yeah. Like you said, get some sense in on dog. Yeah. The number one toothpaste for dentists. You can't show their face. Why can't you show a dentist's face?

I don't know. I don't know. Is it legally they can't give a recommendation? Did some advertising guy just make it up in the 80s and everyone just believed it? And we all just believed it. We're the fools. Because we're fucking zits, yeah. Liz Pepper. Can I just say everyone's name today just believed it. We're the fools. Because we're fucking zits, yeah. Liz Pepper.

Can I just say, everyone's name today has been incredible. Yeah, really good. Samuel, Emily Fox, Liz Pepper. And soon coming up, Chloe Roberts. I wonder if it's a Chloe Roberts that Instagram knows. You'll see it if you've said. Liz Pepper. What is happening?

Liz Pepper. Normal or nah? Did you want more or Liz Pepper? Continue. Sorry. Did you just get what I said? No, I just read what this is because I forgot about it. Okay.

But Tony Lodge, also funny. Yep, thanks. Did you want more, Pepper? Nah, Liz Pepper. Normal or nah? Continuing to type in your passcode even when you know you've made a mistake because it's easier to go all the way around than try to remember where you're up to and delete specific characters and you're tapping like back on the thing yeah be like oh was that the wrong one and then how where was

i up to and the thing sometimes it's just easier to go around the track you know what is a game changer and i don't know why all websites don't offer it, the option to look at your password. It's so good. It's so good. I'm not in a fucking internet cafe. It's not 2003. Isn't that cafe still a thing? Surely not.

And even if you were, like, just look over your shoulder. No, I'm all good. Coast is clear. Yeah. And I think to assume that most people are out to get your password is, like, untrue. Yeah, who gives a fuck? What are you going to do, read my emails? Oh, there's Ryan's gas bill.

Might just log in and pay it for him. Yeah, thanks. Thanks, Doug. But I think to assume that most people are nefarious is wrong. So, like, if you think that someone seeing your password means that they're going to do the wrong thing with it. If you saw my password, what would you do? Nothing. Like, I probably wouldn't even think about having seen it.

Yeah. Like, I wouldn't even be like, oh, that's your dog's name. You know how, like- Oh, better change my password. But you know what I mean? Like, I just wouldn't even recognise that I'd seen it. And it's the same when, like, I give people my password. I'm like, if they need to get into my emails or something, like, whatever.

I just never consider them doing the wrong thing with it. With Liz, though, when you've made one stuff up, do you just go, fuck, I'll just start again? It's definitely easier to just go again unless you're on the third try. You know, when sometimes you've only got three and then it locks you out for an hour or whatever. Yeah, that's the worst. That's not good news. Chloe Roberts asked, normal or nah? Hi, Chloe.

Throwing trash and food scraps into the sink while cooking because it's more convenient than throwing it straight into the trash. My boyfriend does this and it pisses me off so much because I'm the one who then has to touch the gross soggy scraps and move them from the sink to the actual bin. Not only is it gross, but it's inefficient, says Chloe. I think especially if you only have one sink. Yeah. If you've got like side by side sinks and you go, oh, pop all the scraps in this one. But if you're washing or filling or tipping, do the other one.

If you've only got one sink, which we have in our apartment at the moment, you literally can't put anything in there because it just ends up going down the drain because then when you want to like drain your pasta off or whatever. Yeah, it's stuck and clogged with all your food scraps and your warm fruit. Yeah. You know what I'm a big fan of? And you can't really do this anymore. But like what I would do is like when you get a plastic, like, when you do your food shopping, the, like, bag that has the things that you're using right now, say it's, like, the last bag you open and it's got the meat in it or whatever, like, use that bag as, like, the that dinner's bag, bin bag.

Oh, yeah. So, I'd leave, like, that plastic bag on the bench and everything that I was doing, cooking, cutting, opening up, whatever, for that dinner would go in that bag and then that bag would just go, like, straight in the big bin. So, when you move into a house and out of an apartment, you're going to have to put the bins out on a certain night. I know. I don't know how to do that anymore. No.

I haven't had to do it for years and years. Because when you're in an apartment, yeah, you just throw it in the big bin and someone else's problem. And someone just comes and does it. Yeah. But I am looking forward to not getting those notifications in our Facebook group that's like, someone didn't recycle their blah. You know, like in our Facebook. Has there anything been in the apartment complex that's like, oh, some guy who knows some girl has like dumped a bunch of shit again? No, that hasn't come up. And I'm very surprised because we have done a bunch of shit again no that hasn't come up and i'm very surprised because we have done when i moved house tony's apartment block fucking copped

new tv with all this stuff so um can i put the the cardboard and i was like yep come at 10 p.m yeah under the cover of night well by the time we get back torbs will have moved out and you're into new house so when can we start telling the real stories about your old apartment block? Do you ever end up fucking that guy in the car park? No That's a real shame. And now he's moved out I think Yeah he probably heard the show. Because there's a new different car there Oh maybe he's just upgraded Nah because his storage cage

was empty. Oh that's a shame. Yeah Where'd he go? I don't know Do you reckon you scared him off? I think I might because he never came back after that. I wouldn't have thought. I wouldn't go back after that either. Not good news. NGN.

Hey, it's Chambers from the UK and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Tapas, Tony and Ryan podcast. Sorry, I was taking a sip of tea and I forgot I had to err. I was erring on the side of caution. Nice. Birdie. Good on you, Birdie. Thank you. Tea or. Nice. Birdie. Good on you, Birdie. Thank you.

Bert. T or Birdie? Birdie. That was quite good. You are the audio queen. Thank you. I'm not a bird guy, though. You're not, yeah.

Did something happen recently with you on birds or was that in a dream? I think I had a dream about you having a thing with a bird. And then us joking about you not being a bird guy. No, that wasn't dream chat. That wasn't dream chat. No dream chat. No dream chat. That sounds like dream chat to me, mate.

No, no. Ryan Gross. Yeah, Ryan, you are gross. All that dream chat. Renee Melissa. Good on you, Renee. Thank you. Charlotte Proudfoot.

Mate Charlotte. Good on you, Charlotte. CF. P. CPF. Have you just had an embolism? And Kiera, thank you so much. Kiera, Kiera.

No, it's... It's different names. Fuck, sorry. You just... Who am I thinking of? Sierra. No, I'm thinking of Shakira. Or Kiara is another name.

She-a-Kiera. Shakira, Shakira. Oh, baby, when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad. Anyway, I think that in every couple or duo or, like, friendship, so not just romantic partnerships, I'm talking every set of two people. Yep. There's a rule breaker and a rule follower. Which one are you and the two of us? So, out of the two of us,

you and I, Tony and Ryan, I'm definitely the rule follower. Correct. You're the rule breaker. Yep. I take things at face value and I go, it says don't do it, don't do it. That's how it works. And Ryan goes, nope, everything's a negotiation, which I love about you. I've never's it it says don't do it don't do it that's how it works and Ryan goes nope everything's a negotiation which I love about you I've never said everything's negotiation that's just your observation of me no well it's not a bad thing it's no I'm just saying that's not a thing I say okay it's like that's not negotiable but I mean that in a nice way I definitely don't mean it in a bad way I mean like you look, you look at everything and go, oh, how can we work this into, like- We'll make this work. Yeah. We'll figure it out. We'll squeeze it in. Yeah. There's nothing that you can't, like, figure out or chat

through where I was like, oh, they said no, so, like, we're not doing it. Yeah. I think- Tony will take no for an answer. Yeah, like, I actually do because I'm like, oh, you've said no, that's your no. Yeah. And that, like- And because sometimes when I try to say no, I just want people to go, okay. Yeah. Rather than go like, oh, are you sure? I go, no, I'm not, so don't ask me again.

Yeah. No, but no. Yeah, I can only do one no and then if you go, are you sure? And I go, oh, no, I'll do it for you. Isn't that a character in Austin Powers? Will Ferrell's character? Oh, he can only say, if you ask him three times. Three times, yeah.

But I think in most situations I'm the rule follower. Like I reckon, though, if you think about the relationships in your life, you go, oh, no, I'm probably a bit more edgy than them. Okay. Less edgy than that person. But it turns out that between my boyfriend Torbs and I, I think that I might be the rule breaker. Oh my God. How? I know. How? If you're the crazy one between you and Torbs, how lame

is Torbs? Hey. I just mean like goody two. Like not in a bad way. Oh yeah. Oh God. Here's the negotiation. Because I wouldn't consider myself a rule breaker at Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Here's the negotiation. Why? What's up? Because I wouldn't consider myself a rule breaker at all, but I often, like, don't read instructions. Yeah. And I'm very impatient. I don't read emails.

You're not breaking the rules if you never read the rule book. That's fair. I didn't know I was doing it wrong. I also, like, if I get a text or an email from, like, a company, I never read it because I just assume they're selling me something. Yeah. When sometimes, like, in those emails are, like, good information. Yeah.

Like, this bill is due and you're like, oh, I'm not interested in buying. Thank you. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, they're just, like, flogging this other plan or, you know. And they probably are. And, like, when we moved into our apartment building, like, the one that we're about to move out of, it was, like, embedded network of network of like power and water and stuff.

So, you don't get to pick who your provider is. You just have to go with whatever they've got. So, it's like, yeah, it's hooked up with so-and-so and you go, okay. Yeah. And you just don't get to pick. But like I didn't read that email. So, I was on the phone to a different power company. I'm like, you need to hook this up.

They're like, yeah, we can't. And I was like, well, you have to. Well, figure that out, mate. Well, yeah, and I, like, worded up this person on the phone. Don't make me call the ombudsman. Yeah, and then I ended up reading the text message that someone had sent me, and they were like, oh, yeah, so, like, it has to be with WinConnect.

And I was like, oh, and I actually called them and was like, I'm really sorry. Did you call back when it was a different person because of the call centre? No, it was like a- I was imagining some guy at a call center gets a call i'm so sorry i actually don't yeah they're like what's your account number you're forgiven um but there's something about my boyfriend torbs i've never really taken any notice of and i just can't believe that someone actually does this. My boyfriend Torbs steeps tea for the amount of time that it says to on the box.

So, on the back of like a teabag box or like if it's loose tea, it'll have like instructions or whatever it'll say yep steep for three minutes at um boil water to this temperature steep for three minutes do you have a kettle that can decide the temperature we do you do and you're that fancy as fuck one and it's like is it black tea or green tea or white tea and it has like eight different temperatures that you can boil it to and so he'll go oh i know this tea needs an 80 degree and it needs a 2 minute 30 steep. Yeah. And so he will actually read that and go, cool, I've set the kettle to 80 degrees.

And then he puts the tea bag into the water and then he goes, Alexa, set timer for three minutes. And he sets a timer. Like he genuinely, he doesn't go, oh, I'll fucking eyeball that, how long is three minutes. He genuinely sets a timer and then the timer goes off and then he takes the tea bag out and he goes, here you go, here's your tea. Is it because he's a stickler for the rules or is it because he loves you,

Tony, and he wants to make sure you have the perfect cup of tea? Well, I mean, it is really lovely. I just didn't really, like- Because you know how there's those coffee people that are like, oh, we get the beans to 67 degrees and then we weigh it. Oh, and then you do the extraction for a certain amount of time. And it's because they really- Not to break the rules, but yeah, they honour the craft and they're like, I want to make the best coffee I can. And I respect that completely, but I just-

But also get a life well no like i'm the person like i empty the fucking if it's like a microwave food or whatever i like empty all the stuff in throw the packet out and then read the instructions from the bin yeah like i throw it out and then i go fuck hang on yeah i've i've done that with you foods when i'll be like how long was i supposed to cook this for where's the thing oh it's in the trash hang on a second for the minute 30 and then you're looking in the bin and you go oh yeah on yeah, on high, 60 seconds. Cool. Do you always assume your microwave is better than the average microwave?

Yes. Yeah. Does everyone else do it? Oh, it says two minutes. Well, my microwave is clearly better, so I'll just put it in for a little bit less. I don't know how many watts it is, but that'll be fine. Yeah. I hate to bring coincidence chat into.

No, I absolutely love it. I'm a fan of coincidence chat. You witnessed this 30 minutes ago. Yeah. And you knew you were going to talk about this? Yes. And I was like... Crazy town.

We're in crazy town. We're in cowboy world last week. Now we're in crazy town. Yep. So... This is the first time I've ever seen anyone else do it. Oh, I've never done it before in my life. So, Cam and I have a teapot.

Hang on. No, we all have a teapot. All three of us have a teapot because we were trying to, like, drink less coffee. So, let's have a teapot in the studio. So, I did the tea today. Yeah. And then because last time Cam did it, Cam, I'm not being,

why don't you say. It was the first, it was my first day for the tea. Yeah. There was too much. And, yeah, you've got to figure out where you land. But there was too much leaf. It was bitter. And we left it in too long and it was bitter.

The first few mouthfuls were good. I will give you that, Producer Cam. It was good. And then it became too bitter because it was like, oh, that's on the nose. And we left it steepened. It was more bitter than your step-mum. Yeah, literally. My offence to my step-mum. It was more bitter than your step-mum. Yeah, literally. My offence to my step-mum.

I was going to say your step-mum. I've got a step-mum now. So, then today I get the thing out and I'm like- Ryan, like, takes the lackey band off the bag of loose leaf tea. He, like, tips it into the thing. He goes, oh, great. One minute. You've read the back of the thing. i've never done that in my fucking life and now you roll in with the story about torps well literally

in my mind i was like hang on we're standing in like the fucking kitchen in this studio that we don't know yeah like we're just around the other side of the world and this thing that reminds me of home has happened. I've gone, I've never seen anybody else ever. Did I incept you? Is that why you brought this up? No, I was standing there watching it happen, and I was like, what? Where the fuck is Ryan?

I don't like Northern Hemisphere, Ryan. He's not the guy I'm growing up with. I'm backwards, and so is my co-host. Thanks, guys. Yeah, I mean, I got a whole podcast. It's like two years worth of shit you can listen to. Yeah, hold back, Caleb. You don't have to.

That's crazy shit. Not only that it talks about that, the only reason I did it is because last time it wasn't right. And I feel like idiots like you and I, Tony, we'll go, I'll just wing it. And then after we fuck it up a few times, we go, maybe I will read the instructions, eh? Can you say what you just said?

So, what was it? That the first time that we did it wasn't right? Yeah. So, are instructions good? Like, should we actually be reading them? Yeah, should we skip the first shit one and just get it right the first time? Yeah, because do you, like, is there things where you go, oh, that wasn't great. I don't think I'll try that again.

And you go, yeah, but was it user error? Like, did I fuck it up because I didn't read the thing? Yeah. You know, like, and the amount of times that I've gone, no, my microwave's better than that. And then I sit down with my food and I go, well, that's fucking cold. You know what I mean? Like, I do that all the time.

Like, I just expect it to all be all good and it just never is. Fuck. You know? Yeah. So, I just expect it to all be all good and it just never is. Fuck. You know? Yeah. So, I think maybe- What about when you're cooking? So, Bridget doesn't do- She doesn't do a recipe.

Well, she does ingredients, but she won't go like, oh, 100 mil of oil. She'll just be like, oh, it looks good. Oh, how much tomato? Oh, I'll just chop it up. Yeah, it looks about right. Like she just kind of gets a feel of it. Do you go, oh, no, it says three tomatoes and a teaspoon of oil? Well, it depends.

If it's something I've never cooked before, then I'll like read a recipe. But if it's something I cook all the time, like if it was like spaghetti bolognese or something like that, where you can just like eyeball it because it's not going to fuck it up. Yeah. But if you were, like, if you were baking or something, you obviously can't do that. Like, it has to be exact. Yeah.

Otherwise, it won't turn out good. That's your opinion. But normally, if I've watched a – I can taste and know what it needs. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Even since you've had long COVID? Yeah, well, because my taste wasn't affected. Oh, it was just your smell.

It was just my smell. Because I feel like smell and taste are like mates. They are. You can't have one without the other, but apparently you can. Now that my smell's coming back, I can- Oh, okay. Because it's not like, needs a bit more salt. Needs a bit more salt.

And then Torbs eats and he's like, fuck. Yeah. Like licking the ocean. But like, you know, when you taste something and you go, oh, it needs to be a bit more like meaty or a bit sweeter or whatever. Like I can do that. Yeah. I'm quite good at that. That is good.

But based on a recipe, though. And only if I know what I want the taste to be. Fuck. Are we maturing as people? I think so. I really am starting to enjoy cooking. And to be honest, I've missed cooking since we've been away. I haven't.

Because you don't do it anyway. I've enjoyed not doing dishes. I've enjoyed not cooking. I've enjoyed not thinking about what to have to dinner in the afternoon and only just thinking about it the minute I order it off a menu. Yeah, and then we go pizza or burgers, we go pizza. Pizza. Burgers, whatever.

Yeah, that is pretty good. I've get off the seat here. And when I saw this in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group, I didn't know whether it was like, I almost shed a tear and I was like, is this weird or is this a genuine tear? Sephora. My partner and I just got married last weekend. Congratulations. And a couple of days ago we picked up a nine-year-old beautiful border collie. Have a look. Oh, what a sweetheart. Oh, the cutest little thing ever.

Fluffy for a border collie. Very fluffy. Yeah. It's just a little puppy. Did you say nine-year-old or nine-month-old? Nine-week-old. Oh, sorry. I thought you said nine-year-old.

Like, that adopted it. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah. Did you say year? I think you said year. Well, I meant week. She said week. I don't know what I said. I don't know what I it. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Did you say year? I think you said year. Well, I meant week. She said week. I don't know what I said.

I don't know what I said. No, no, no, but I was imagining. Click back 15 seconds on your thing and find out what I said. But I meant week. I meant week. No, no, no, that's fine. Sorry, I just thought I was going crazy. We finally found a name for our border collie that we love.

Nine-week-old. The name is Mabel. Is that like the greatest compliment you can get? For those playing along at home, that's my daughter's. It is a beautiful name. But now when you look at the Border Collie and you see it's all Mabel, she kind of looks like Mabel, doesn't she? Yeah.

She is a gorgeous little dog. Oh, my God, how cute. Oh, makes me miss my dog. My dog's at home. Oh, let's all Oh, it makes me miss my dog. My dog's at home. Oh, let's all think about your dog and not my daughter. Here we go. Sorry for bringing up my daughter. No, that's beautiful.

How's Pip going on FaceTime? Does she get it? Does she get FaceTime? No, she doesn't. And it's actually just sad because I go like, hey, Pipi girl. And she looks at the door. Which looks around and goes, where's my mum? Yeah, I can hear my mum.

Like, where is she? Yeah. Or she looks at the door because she goes, that's what she says when she comes home. It's weird that BJ can watch something on TV, but can't see the screen on FaceTime. It's weird, isn't it? Why is that? I actually don't know. Dogs need a fucking lift.

Dogs need a lift. I don't know what the difference is because surely it's the same screen. Yeah. But, nah, she doesn't really get it. And it just makes me feel worse because she's then, like, confused because she's like, I can hear you but I can't smell you. Yeah. What do you love to see? My love to see is from McKenna and have you ever heard a more Tony Lodge thing?

I scheduled a 6 a.m. yoga class to be a cool, healthy girl. It's already a Tony thing. What time does she get up? Well, you just wait. I got to the studio, couldn't find parking. Why didn't she go the day before? That's on her. She should have parked there, gotten an Uber there and then drive home.

Yes. I was listening to the Tarp podcast while I drive around in circles. The Tony Ryan podcast podcast? I actually added the word podcast. She didn't say that. Oh, shame. She said I was listening to the TARP, which is a weird. It doesn't feel.

Yeah, nah. I was listening to TARP while I was driving around in circles. And I thought, what would Tony do? She would drive the fuck home and go back to bed. in circles and I thought, what would Tony do? She would drive the fuck home and go back to bed. I cancelled the class, paid the cancellation fee and went and got an eggs Benny instead. Fuck yeah.

From Dome? Just to complete the deal? No parking? No parking? No fucking thank you. Eggs Benny? You'll love to see it. No parking?

No customer for you today, motherfuckers. Well, they got the cancellation fee. So, I mean, they did pretty well out, motherfuckers. Well, they got the cancellation fee, so, I mean, they did pretty well out of McKenna. Yeah, they've done well. But, I mean, great effort, though. Great effort, McKenna, and great awareness to know when the Tony Lodge move is being pulled. Yeah, you've got to know, and you've got to do it at the right time. You can't be doing that all the time,

but it is good to pull now and again. Yeah, that's a great manoeuvre. I do love to see that. Yeah, great maneuver. I do love to see that. Yeah, me too. I do love to see that. Tomorrow on the show, a dance move that we've all done has been called into question. What? And it's not like a dance, like everyone listening to this podcast will have done this thing,

but apparently this thing says something about who we are. Oh, no. Is bad? Well, it's just like, fuck, of course we've all done that, but don't judge me. Oh, I think we've got to stop listening to the things that tell us that old people can't wear skinny jeans anymore. You know?

Is it one of those? Fuck those guys. Anyway, tonight we'll see you in Toronto. Woo! We good and we're matched it. 5 p.m.? Yes. And I forgot what the name of the place is.

Nathan Phillips Square. Oh, my God! It's a T. It's a T. I was about to say, we good. We're maps-ed it. 5 p.m.? Yes. And I forgot what the name of the place is. Nathan Phillips Square. Oh, my God. It's a T. It's a T. I was about to say. I forgot. The T. But it's basically where the Toronto, like the letters are.

Toronto. Toronto. You can't say Toronto. Toronto. And we'll be at those letters. So, we'll look real touristy and all the photos will say Toronto. How cool that there's like a T and an R. Like we could standard our letters.

Well, if we got people to cover up the O, then it could be. Maybe instead of Tony and Ryan, it's Tony or Ryan. Don't make me choose. That people line up. Yes. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll die. What people would choose you if they didn't choose me?

No way. Yeah. No. All right, let's find out. Oh, no, no, no, I'll die. What people would choose you if they didn't choose me? No way. Yeah. No, because I would. All right, let's find out. Oh, no. Toronto. Tony or Ryan? Torp.

All right, see you tonight in Toronto. And talk to you tomorrow. Talk to you tomorrow and New York on Sunday. But we can chat to you about that tomorrow. Woo-hoo. Love you, bye. Also, actually, can I add also actually can i add one more thing i've done my love you bye okay love you bye