Toni and Ryan - Getting Frisky on Zoom

Episode Date: October 11, 2021

Ryan and I are chatting about the movie Bride Wars today - and also we tackle the big issues: What you could say on a Work Zoom Call and also in the bedroom. Love ya Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and make sure you jump into our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Hi, is that Taylor? It is. Hey, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you? Hello, I'm well, thanks. How are you? Hi, Taylor, we're well.

That's good. Did you remember we were going to call? I remember. Did you? Well, I did this week, but I obviously forgot last week, didn't I? I'm sorry about that. Yeah, pretty bitter, pretty salty. I would be too.

I can tell by the aggressive follow-up that I got going, hey, Ryan, didn't get a call. And I said, sorry, I'll try next week. Bold for a follow-up. Wow. I was going to let it go. I was like, no, no, I'll let him know. Yeah, hold us accountable.

That's fair. Yeah. All right. So now that we've cleared the air in a way, are we able to get your approval to get started? Sure thing. Perfect. Perfect.

Thank you so much, Taylor. That's okay. Thanks for the call. No worries. Stay strong during our 400th day of lockdown. Oh, gosh. Seriously. Thank you for loving the pod.

That's very kind of you. We appreciate it. That's okay. Thanks, guys. Bye. Have a good loving the pod. That's very kind of you. We appreciate it. That's okay. Thanks, guys. Bye. Have a good one. Bye. Bye.

Hey, it's Taylor from Melbourne, and I approve this podcast. Yeah. If you want to be my lover, you've got to get with my friends. We can love forever, friendship never ends. Welcome to the podcast. Tony and Ryan here. And coming up today, things you can say in a Zoom meeting and also in the bedroom. And we're working on Zoom, like, work call, right?

Yeah. Yeah, cool, work call, right? Yeah. Yeah, cool. What else were there? Well, you know how for ages at the beginning of Covina that it was like, let's do fucking Zoom trivia. Trivia, yeah. Yeah, that fell off quick, didn't it? Real quick.

Remember House Party, that app that was popular for about three days? I really struggled with that stuff. As an extrovert, I get my energy from others. Yep. So I see energy quite transactional. Like I give a lot but I get energy back from others. Yeah. And giving a lot of energy to a screen.

It didn't reciprocate. You didn't get it back. You don't get anything back and I actually, so this is maybe a bit dark, but I actually found that really, really hard personally. I feel the same with FaceTime and stuff, like even not during COVID because I give so much energy and you just don't receive anything back and I find that really, really hard.

Sorry, is that? This is quite honest, I guess. As an introvert, I find being on a Zoom call draining because people, even just in general, like a meeting, I usually will leave a meeting and be like, oh, I need to go spend some time by myself just to get some energy back into my person because I feel like it gets sapped. So it's fascinating that both an introvert and an extrovert,

Zoom meetings for no one is what I'm hearing. Let's just fuck them off. Let's just fuck them right off. But coming up, we will be doing that. But this week we are watching, we decided to watch an Anne Hathaway movie. Yes. And thank you to everyone in the Patreon for voting. And before we get to the movie itself,

I feel like there was some controversy in deciding which Anne Hathaway movie we should watch. And I think this conversation has two parts because I'm just going to explain what we thought might be a cute idea. We start with an actor or actress and then every single week that actor or like the next movie has to have one of the actors or actresses from the first movie so that we're not just picking

from 12 billion films to try and narrow it down. But that ended up being a bit harder than it seemed. Well, it turns out Anne Hathaway's been in a few movies. And people are really fussy about which ones you include in a list and which ones you don't. The options were The Intern, which is a really sweet movie. I watched it on a plane, bawled my eyes out. Yeah, it's beautiful.

There was Bride Wars, Get Smart and The Last Thing He Wanted. I don't even know what that is. Well, it turns out no one else did either because it got about 2% and Bride Wars was easily the winner between the four, but here's where it got awkward. Tessa Prilovsky, who... Hey, Tess. I've already started having too many mortal enemies on this show.

Yeah, she wasn't happy. Outraged that Devil Wears Prada wasn't even on the list. And after Tess said that, all the memes and the gifs of Meryl Streep playing Miranda Priestly with all the, I'm so disappointed. And it's just like everyone was so upset they couldn't choose that one. And also, side note, the Princess Diaries, which would have usually been an obvious one, it's actually –

Quite hard to get. I don't know if it's in between HBO and Paramount and Netflix and it's like in a contract thing, but it's actually really hard to find at the moment. No such excuse for Devil Wears Prada. And I will say – do I need to call up another press conference? That was an oversight on my part. the press conference.

That was an oversight on my part. I actually haven't seen The Devil Wears Prada. Are you joking? And everybody was fucking up in arms about this film. It's iconic. Yeah. I haven't seen it. We were having an argument last week about Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt.

They're both in that and they're like enemies in the movie. Oh. So it's as if you were having a fight about a fight you didn't know about. Yeah, I know. I didn't even understand that connection. Yeah. Okay, so I haven't seen The Devil Wears Prada, so should we watch that next week?

Is this going to be an Anne Hathaway movie club? I mean, people wouldn't hate it. Probably not. I mean, as long as you don't do the bottom film that you said, all she ever had. The last thing he ever wanted. Yeah, that looks awful. Do you know what other Anne Hathaway movies fucking balls?

Witches? Oh, that was not great. Love and Other Drugs. Her and Jake Gyllenhaal should have been fantastic, but I didn't like it. I heard, and I haven't seen it, that it was billed as a rom-com and then people watch it and go, no, this is actually. It's very depressing.

Yeah. And I feel like you've got to warn people about that before you go into the cinema. Yeah. I think I watched it at the cinema with my mum and I think we were like, oh, my God, it's going to be so cute, but it wasn't. So I went to see Lion, which ended up winning a few Academy Awards which was about the Indian boy who was adopted by a Tasmanian family.

Yep. And had Nicole Kidman and Nev Patel who made one, like, incredible movie. Uh-huh. And we just saw, oh, it was made in Australia and it's like this big global sensation. We should, like, support Australian cinema and go and watch it. Yeah. The whole thing's about adoption and I'm adopted and it was about 10 minutes

in where Bridget and I looked at each other and we're like, is this whole thing about adoption? And I just cried for the two hours. I can't even remember anything from the movie because I just cried the whole time. I was like, hey, beautiful movie, great story, great performances, don't get me wrong. I wish I had have done a little bit more research before I turned up

so I knew what I was walking into. But that's the thing, right, because they're obviously not going to say, oh, it's a movie about adoption because it's just part of the movie. Like when you think about a movie, they don't outline every single topic that they cover. Hey, guys, heads up. Yeah, here's a trigger warning for everything we're going to talk about. There's a pizza scene.

If you're triggered by pizza, maybe avoid this film. It's very funny that you bring that up because about two weeks after my mum passed away, so my mum passed away when I was 19, my sister and I thought, you know what, we'll go and have a pamper day. And we, like, went and got our nails done and we, like, went out for lunch and we were like, we'll go to the movies. Tony. This movie was called August Osage County.

Have you seen that movie? No. Well, the mum dies in the first ten minutes. Shit. And I kid you not. Were you and sister just looking at each other? We looked at each other and we walked out. Like, we actually were just like, fuck that.

We cannot do this. We've chosen a day to distance ourselves and think about something else. Think, like, nicely. And, you know, the movie had Julia Roberts in it. My mum loved Julia Roberts. Like, what mum doesn't? Of course. And, yeah, it was just the way that we both looked at each other

and just went, you know what? No. No. And just walked out. Like, probably, you know, going to the movies now costs a fortune. It was probably $60 to walk in there without kids. We've wasted our weekly budget. Oh, that popcorn costs more than the film.

And we just went, you know what? No. Not today. Yeah, and it's just funny that you said about the adoption because, yeah, sometimes you're just like, you know what? Nah, it doesn't matter how good that movie is. It's not my day. Today's not my day.

So Bride Wars. Bride Wars. There was an amazing comment in our Patreon from Brandon Moller that said, oh, I have the morning off so I'm cooking breakfast and watching Bride Wars. Housework can wait. And I thought, treat yourself. Yeah, Brandon, you just do you, bro.

I got your back. Few questions. And this isn't a spoiler. It's like the first scene of the movie. Yeah. Kate Hudson. Sorry, just before you go, have you seen this movie before? Was this your first time you've watched it?

First time. Oh, my God. Well, you've wasted your whole life until, have you seen this movie before? Was this your first time you've watched it? First time. Oh, my God. Well, you've wasted your whole life until now. I love this movie. When I hit play on Netflix, it was right at the end because I've watched it before on Netflix. I watched it this morning. Oh, mate.

So I'm fresh. When did you do your homework? Well, I watched it again last night. Okay, good. Yeah. Good, good. So, question, Tony. Yeah.

If you were doing the cleaning, I mean, extreme hypothetical. If you were doing the cleaning and you, like Kate Hudson, found an engagement ring, would you tell anyone? I would tell Torbs. Really? Yep. We don't lie to each other. And that sounds really cheesy, but like, I couldn't.

Is it lying if you just don't mention it? I would really, I wouldn't look at the actual ring. Because in the movie she tells all of her friends, we're engaged and he hasn't even proposed yet. But also Anne Hathaway says, don't look at the ring, he should see your face when you see it. I agree with that. Yes.

So I would definitely not open it. I don't think I would tell anybody because I would tell Torbs though. I would be like, hey, I found this. I don't want to ruin the surprise. But I know there's a box. I know it's there. It might be an engagement ring. It might not be, but I'm just letting you know that I found it, but I didn't look at it. That's very nice. And then hopefully he'd just go, well, I'll just ask you now then. Yeah. You're like, don't want to put you on the spot. And then hopefully he'd just go, well, I'll just ask you now then. Yeah.

You're like, don't want to put you on the spot. Like, do I get a reward for being honest? Yeah. So, okay, that's good to know. I think I'm in the same boat. The fact that she went out to a bar with her friends to announce she was engaged and the guy hadn't proposed yet. It's quite funny though, isn't it? It's funny, but it's also like.

Because you would be so excited, especially if you're as obsessed with weddings as these girls are. Yeah. Well, that brings me to my next point. Uh-huh. Has this, and I don't want this to be overly serious, but does this movie just really overplay and do all women and brides zero favours?

Because the stereotypes of all women only exist to have a wedding day. To get married. All women, they don't even care about their husbands, they just want a great day for themselves. Yeah. Bridezillas. It's just like everything that women get painted with is being painted on by this movie. They don't even care about their husbands. They just want a great day for themselves. Bridezillas.

It's just like everything that women get painted with is being painted on by this movie. Disgusting. I think that... And girls who hate each other and are best friends but hate each other. Yeah. And toxic relationships. There's actually so much wrong with this movie. There is a lot wrong with it. If you look at it surface level, obviously, it's just like a sweet movie and it's quite funny

and they do horrible things to each other and stuff. I think the other thing is that all men don't care about the wedding and that really bums me. Obviously, you've been married and you and your wife had a small, intimate, like it was just the two of you when you actually got married. A COVID lockdown wedding. Yeah, but it was just the two of you and then you went and had like a gorgeous dinner with what, 10 friends or something.

Yeah, so it was eight others, so 10 total at dinner and then during the ceremony the minimum of five because it's the celebrant, bride and groom and a witness each. Yeah. And the witnesses were the photographer and the video person, so literally just us. Which is really lovely. It was beautiful.

And I guess having that be my experience, watching this movie, I'm like, get over yourself, guys. I can't do that. You've got a whole life to live. It looks like the most awful experience. It isn't a very nice stereotype that all women are bridesillas. Yeah. And, I mean, I haven't had a lot to do with many weddings.

Like I've been a bridesmaid for my sister. How was that experience? It was lovely. I was really young. So I was probably only 14 or 15. So I couldn't actually do a lot of the planning or anything like that. But my mum was still alive. So she kind of did my bridesmaids duties and I couldn't really do a lot. But even when you say duties, just to, if I'm having a great day, assume that my friends have jobs now. Yeah. Even that makes me feel really uncomfortable. I don't.

So this movie makes me a little bit depressed because the way that as soon as they both get engaged, they are like, obviously you're the person I'm going to tell. I don't really have that. And, like, I've got a few good friends, but I don't really have, you know how people have that, like, main person? You're giving me that look, but literally yesterday you just said, oh, we're friends, not good friends or anything.

Good friends are still friends. But you know what I mean? And you've got a massive friend group. If Bridget and I got engaged again or were expecting a child, you will be notified immediately. Yeah, and you'll be like, hit record so that it's in the podcast. You're that person. Am I not that person?

You wouldn't call me? I'm not that person for you. I'm not. You can't actually stand there and say that because I know that I'm not. If Torb's proposed, you wouldn't call me with excitement and be like, guess what? Oh, my God. I want to share this with you.

Of course I would. Of course I would tell you. I'm saying. I'd call you. Because you're my best friend. I'm not your best friend. Because you're my best friend. I'm not your best friend.

You've got a million friends, which is very, very lovely. You've got a huge group of friends. Are you denying my best friendship? No, because I'm not your best friend. It doesn't sound like it because you're not letting them in me. Tony and I are fighting everyone. Anyway, so they call each other straight away and I thought that was really lovely and it made me be like, oh,

I don't even know who I would call in that situation. You'd call Torbs. Yeah, but Torbs is my best mate. Bridget said the same thing watching because we were talking about competitive best friends and she goes, I don't really have any friends that I would be like, oh, well, I can't get, like that I would be competing with because I was having this chat.

I'm like, are they besties or enemies? Like I don't understand. And Bridget's like, I wouldn't have that problem because I don't have any friends. Yeah, I don't really have any close friends that I would compete with. I also don't really care about that. Like if it was up to me, Torbs and I would get married

in what we're wearing right now and we'd go to the courthouse. I just care about being married. Yeah. But he wants the party, which is fine. He would. The big party dog. Yeah. And it actually does make sense.

But, you know, talking about like picking bridesmaids and stuff, I just... Yeah, gross. I can't think of anything worse. Would I... Okay, gross. I can't think of anything worse. Would I? Okay, no. What? Would I have a role to play on the day?

I mean, this is obviously a hypothetical because I'm not engaged or planning a wedding. Maybe an usher or something, show people to their seats. Like be usher? Yeah, yeah. Another thing I wanted to bring up about Bride Wars is I didn't realise at the time, but every movie we've picked to watch has a dance-off in it. I challenge you to a dance-off. Because in the scene where it's their hen's night?

Yeah. There's a dance-off. And Anne Hathaway kills it. She's unbelievable. Destroys it, yeah. Which is surprising because... I agree. I didn't think she had that in her.

Like, I was seeing these movies, I was like, Anne Hathaway had that in inside of her? And those tiny little black shorts she's wearing and, like, shaking her bod, yeah. Killing it. Nah, she's great. But then I was like, is it a thing that all, like, cheesy rom-coms at some stage in the movie have to have a dance-off?

Because as we know, during... Was it He's All That? He's All That, yeah. I challenge you to a dance-off., as we know, during, was it He's All That? He's All That. I challenge you to a dance-off. A classic. Hands off. An instant classic. But as soon as the dancing started, I was like, oh, here we go again.

I mean, it isn't as classic a dance-off as obviously the one in He's All That. Yeah. But it is good. I quite like it. And Anne Hathaway, I feel, deserves a win there. Well, there's not many wins in that movie. Yeah.

Are we allowed to do spoilers for a movie that's eight or ten years old? Yeah, I think it's fine. What really grinds my gears... Oh, here we go. ..is that Anne Hathaway is clearly the better human being in that movie than Kate Hudson. Because Kate Hudson is the selfish... She's painted as, like, the rich, selfish,

only-cares-about-herself type. And in the end, she gets her her way and Anne sort of doesn't. And I'm like, oh, again, the rich woman who always gets her way got her way again. Yeah, I mean that is a bit frustrating but is she a pain in the arse or is she a powerful woman? She sabotaged her best friend's wedding. Yeah, but so did Anne Hathaway.

The video was the next level. The, is she? She sabotaged her best friend's wedding. Yeah, but so did Anne Hathaway. The video was the next level. The video is next level. And she ended up getting married and Anne Hathaway didn't. Yeah. But it's probably the best that she doesn't get married to Chris Pratt. P.S. How weird is it that it's Chris Pratt? I was like, is that Chris Pratt?

Yeah, I know. Surely it's not. And I was like, and Bridge said, is that before he got hot? Yeah. I was like. It's like Parks and Rec time. Yeah. Like when you watch Parks and Rec and you're like, oh, okay. Dad bod. See, that's, I'm currently in that phase of my hot. Yeah. I was like. It's like Parks and Rec time. Yeah. Like when you walk to Parks and Rec and you're like, oh, okay.

Dad bod. See, I'm currently in that phase of my life and I'm about to go full Chris Pratt. Are you? Sure. I actually have been. Well, I messaged you every day this week that I exercised every day. Yeah. Yeah.

Which is very good. Yeah, I'm proud of you. Thank you. Are you also, are we about to Chris Pratt together? Maybe. We could both be Captain America or whoever he is. Oh, this is going to annoy so many people. Oh, fucking Guardians of the Galaxy.

I fucking hate that movie. It's shit. Everybody thinks it's so good. Oh, my God, the soundtrack's so good. Fuck off. Not for you? I just don't like it. I'm not a big Superman superhero movie person.

Yeah, neither. Except for Spider-Man. Spider-Man could watch till the superhero movie person. Yeah, neither. Except for Spider-Man. Spider-Man could watch till the cows come home. Really? Yeah, I love Spider-Man. Original Spider-Man with Tobey Maguire, The Amazing Spider-Man with Andrew Garfield, the later Spider-Mans don't love as much, but they're fine.

Really? That's the opposite of pretty much the rest of the world. Yeah, I love the ones with Andrew Garfield. He is hot as fuck and Emma Stone. Yeah. My only one that I love is the Christopher Nolan Batmans with Christian Bale. Yeah, I haven't watched those.

You haven't seen The Dark Knight? No. With Heath Ledger? No. We won an Academy Award for being the Joker. No, I do like Heath Ledger though, rest in peace. That was his last movie. Yeah, rest in peace.

You haven't seen it? No. Tony. I don't like dark films. Yeah, okay. It is very dark and gothic. Yeah, and you have to concentrate and like. Are you going to watch Squid Game later today?

Good luck with it. Don't you think that that music sounds a little bit like, you know, in the Simpsons movie when the spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does. Like when it's the choir, when Homer's like going through that like. I do now. The sweat tent thing. You know the thing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spider pig, spider pig. So are we going to watch The Devil Wears Prada next week or do we move on from Anne Hathaway? I don't know. Maybe we'll pop a thing and it's in the Patreon. Yep. And we're not going to bang on about the Patreon.

Oh, somebody commented in our Facebook group and said, are you guys going to become people that like make like little jokes about the Patreon all the time or go like, oh, remember when this happened? Oh, that was in the Patreon. We are. Yes, 100%. 100% we are going to be those people.

Speaking of which, shout out to Christine Luschtauk, who is a champion tarpon. Can I read one? Yeah, go from Alexandra Liddy. But you just said Christine. Alexandra Liddy. Alexandra Liddy. Thank you.

Thank you. Kevin Williams, thank you so much. Ashley Lee. Jackie Ha. Jamie Corden. Oh, my God, James Corden. James Corden, thank you for being a champion tarpon. Oh, my God, James Corden. James Corden. Thank you for being a champion topper.

Oh, my God. He could have spared the money for the thousand. Yeah. Surely. And Zach Niemich. Niemich? Niemich. And we'll read the rest tomorrow.

All right. Coming up next, things you can say on a Zoom call, which Tony and I have both decided are not for us, and also in the bedroom. That's up next. Hey, it's Taylor from Melbourne, and you're, which Tony and I have both decided are not for us, and also in the bedroom. That's up next. Hey, it's Taylor from Melbourne, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. So, things you can say in the bedroom and also on a work Zoom call.

Yeah. I don't know how I've gone with this, to be honest. Okay. You've taken some from the group, though, haven't you? You're not using all of your own independent. I've been inspired by the group. Inspired. Okay.

Is that like things losers say? I've been inspired by this. I actually copied all their work. Do you remember doing a test at school and putting, like, your clipboard up so that, like, the next person over couldn't look at your shit? No. What?

It sounds familiar, but I just, I don't know if I would have cared enough. No, like teachers would be like, put your clipboards up so that you can't, like, yeah, that was a thing for us. I don't think our teachers cared enough. Bloody Eltham, that's what they do. Oh, someone from Eltham messaged me about something. Mate, we get it, you're a hometown celebrity. Actually, that's coming up tomorrow in Tony versus the world.

No. We go all around the world, including Eltham. Oh, okay. I thought you meant my hometown. Of? Rollystone? Sheldolt? Six triple one? I'm down. Of? Rollystone, Sheldolt, 6111.

Things you can say in a Zoom meeting and also in the bedroom because we know that all of workplaces, all meetings are pretty much happening on Zoom. People are working from home. Here in Melbourne, we're still in lockdown, so it's a little too normal. We're getting over it. Now, Toni, you're not overly confident. Is that fair to say?

No, I'm not. And it was really hard to think of things that you would say like in a work meeting and also in the bedroom. I'm just going to see how it goes. I'm interested to see what you've come up with because I feel like there might be a bit of crossover, especially because you copied everybody else's answers? I didn't copy everyone else's answers. I was inspired by the group. Okay. I love the Tarpers and the Tarpers love you.

Me? Yeah. They love you. I'm just a buddy to your bread. Vice Captain, my name's Second. Captain, please take us away. Should I plug this in? We're just going to take a little 10-minute break and then jump straight back into where we left off.

Oh, that is so good. Thank you. Fuck. Yeah, you're going to struggle here. Sound like my PE teacher. Hang on, we've got a bad connection. Oh, yeah. That's good.

Yeah. Like sexual connection but also like the Wi-Fi or whatever. Sorry, my device has just run out of juice. Oh, the batteries are flat. There's nothing worse. There's nothing worse. Is there a limit to how many people can fit in here? Oh, hang on.

Let me open this up. The words open this up, it just... Oh, yeah. Tony, there's a lot of noise coming out of your end. Can I put you on mute for a second? Do you mind if I eat while we're on? Oh, I think someone else is trying to join. I was in the waiting room for ages.

Imagine just being a local player and just having a waiting room for the... All the people just sit in the waiting room, just wait. Who's next? Come on, you got an appointment? Do you have the password? Not working, huh? Have you considered pulling it out and putting it back in again? Oh, sorry, my boyfriend's in the other room.

How awkward is it when you're having sex and your husband walks past? I mean, really. Like, oh, goddamn again. Mate, I'm on the thing. Will this interaction lead to a promotion? Oh, wish it was that easy. Oh, I wish it was that easy. Oh, I've read up on this. I've done my background briefing.

Everybody right to go? Sorry, I'm early. If I had a dollar for every time I said that. This can only last 45 minutes Unless someone pays for it to go longer Did you want to take this one Sally? She'll take it Will she ever

You've met Sally, she would I'm just waiting for a few more people to hop on And then I'll get started. Hop on? How many people can hop on? How long is a centipede? Human centipede. I've never seen that movie.

Neither have I. It looks terrifying. I can't do it. No. Let's just go around the room and introduce ourselves before I dive in. Let's just go around the room and introduce ourselves before I dive in. If you were having an orgy, do you think that that is like... It's being polite. Yeah.

I think before you start doing it, you have a few drinks and you introduce, you know, you just hang out for a bit first. You're thinking about a swingers event, I think. How embarrassing for me. What are you talking about? No, do you think that at an orgy, if like eight people got together, I don't know what constitutes an orgy. But is that not the same as a swingers party?

No. What's the difference? Well, a swingers party is like you have a few drinks and whatever, you put your keys in the bowl or you watch in the bowl or whatever and all the couples split off. Yeah. But at an orgy, I think it's just that you're all sitting around, you all go in.

But do you think that there's etiquette of an orgy where you? I think it's the same set-up. I think you arrive and have a few drinks and say g'day and then just everyone starts limbering up and getting amongst it. I can't think of anything worse. One person's enough work. Do you know what I mean? Tell me about it.

What does that even mean? I don't know. But, like, how? I just couldn't. It's not a kink shame. I literally just don't understand how you could take more than one on. Is it because there's just too much to think about and consider? Too much to think about.

Well, maybe the point is that there's so much going on you can't think about anything. Oh. Someone's changed their tune, literally. Yeah, maybe. But it's like you're assaulting your senses so you can't actually like second guess anything. If you've been to an orgy, comment on today's episode thread

in the Facebook group, Tony and Ryan Podcast. Just say, I have. That's all you need to say. I have, yep. I'll follow up with a DM. Yep, yep. DM, more like DP. Double penetration.

No, no, we got it. We got it. Double penetration. No, no, we got it. We got it. There's something that I like to see, like I've always been a fan of this specific thing. Yeah. You know how you'll often see a famous singer

and it's like a YouTube thing and they're like, oh, John Butler's busking at the Fremantle Market. Oh, yeah. And then Jimmy Fallon often does like jimmy and miley cyrus like singing in the subway in new york i don't know why but i love like an acoustic version i love the chance for like someone who's a genuinely good singer to be without the auto tune and stuff and just to go oh i forgot they're actually really good at what they do and this video popped up into my feed this might be really random because the video is old, but I just can't get it out of my head.

Now, you used to sing a lot, right? So do you still, even if you don't love the specific band, can you still hear a voice and just appreciate? Yeah, I think most people can because you're either a good singer or you're not, so you're like, they're way better than me, or, oh, I can hear that. So this is Hosier singing Take Me to Church in a New York subway that just randomly popped up in my feed and I was like,

have a listen to this guy. It's filmed on an iPhone. They look tasty, they look splendid This is hungry work Take me to church I'll worship like a dog At the shine of your light I'll tell you my sins

And you can show up why, but I heard that and it's just been stuck in my head all week and I'm just like, unbelievable. Oh, yeah, it honestly sounds just like it does in the actual song. And I think that's why I like these acoustic versions because there's something weird about, yep, he's the real deal, no trickery and you just go, respect, bro. What a voice.

What a killer voice. No, really cool. You do love to see it. You do love to see that. Thank you. Yeah. And also I watch that and I'm like, oh, it looks pretty easy when he does it.

I could probably be a performer. It's like when you play Guitar Hero, you're like, oh, I could be in a band. Why am I not doing this full time? Yeah. Well, I bought a craft project. Really? And actually started it. Congratulations.

Thank you. You know what? I'm proud of you for two reasons. One, actually just buying it in the first place. Yeah. And two, how many people have done step one and then not actually done it? I've done it many times.

I have many unopened cross stitches, et cetera, in my cupboard. Well, what was this one? It's actually a rug-making kit. Oh. So you make, like, a big rug. It's very cool. I will actually link... I might post on my story or something, like, link the company

because it's, like, an Australian girl. So it's not sewing or knitting? It's like a... No, it's like an Australian girl. So it's not sewing or knitting? No, it's like a latch pull. So you like thread the yarn through, then you tie it off. Well, you know my wife is a knitter. Yeah. And she loves it and it's her way of just escaping the day, doing something fun and you get a result.

You can actually feel what your time has done. I also just need to put my phone down. Oh, I thought you said I just need a rug. I thought this would be easier than buying one. Maybe that's what it is about the, what I'll just call a hands-on hobby, is that you actually can't be on your phone while you do it. Yeah, and especially recently, you know, we've been doing heaps of social stuff, which is amazing, but my screen time is off the charts at the moment.

And I was like, you know what, if I'm sitting in front of the TV doing that for an hour instead of Instagram, maybe it's just like a nice little break. And it's been great. I like that. Thank you. So how long do we get to see a rug? Oh, she's a fair way off. Yeah, okay, right.

That's good. You don't want a craft project to last three minutes, then you're back on your phone again. Exactly, $90. You need it to last you. How much? $90. How much would a rug cost?

Oh, more than that, mate. Really? Oh, this rug's pretty tiny, actually. Oh, sorry. You say rug. I'm thinking, like, blanket. No, like... Similar, not the same.

For the floor. Yeah. Now that you say that, yeah, big time. I'll show you off air. Oh. Me rug. Show you me rug off the air. Come around and champion.

I'll show you me rug. Oh, get it out of here. I don't have it with me. I don't have the craft project with me. Just a photo. Chat to you tomorrow. Love you. Bye. On the show tomorrow. Yeah.

Tony Lodge versus the world. Your sayings from your towns and your countries. Tony is going to guess what they mean. I'm very excited. Chat to you then, bye. Bye. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.